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If Marisa was a programming language, she'd probably be Perl.

>> No.4607095
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4607095

If Sanae was a programming language, she'd probably be Python.

>> No.4607094

That's a grave insult to Marisa.

>> No.4607138

>>4607095
If Sanae was a programming language, she'd probably Slut++.

>> No.4607239

If Sanae was a programming language she'd be C because she's the best.

>> No.4607242

>>4607239
>implying C is the best
dohohoho

>> No.4607248

If Patchy was a programming language, she'd be assembly.

>> No.4607252

So who's BASIC?

>> No.4607291

>>4607252
Rumia.

>> No.4607301

>>4607095
That'd be Kanako silly.

>> No.4607312

ITT people say programming languages based on their name/logo.

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4607327

>>4607312

>> No.4607329

>>4607312
Well, who earns the ultimate insult, of COBOL?

>> No.4607351

>>4607329
comachi

>> No.4607352

>>4607329
Youki Konpaku. He's dead and so is COBOL.

>> No.4607363

If Satori would be a programming language, she'd probably be Lisp.

>> No.4607367

If ... Yukari, ... Haskell.

>> No.4607377

If ZUN was a programming language, he'd probably be BulletML.

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4607385

If Marisa was a program, she'd be a disassembler

>> No.4607393

>>4607385
Disassemble! Dead!

(Keine is Pascal, the teaching language.)

>> No.4607423

>>4607393

>(Patchy is Pascal, the teaching language.)

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4607427

So then I guess Mokou is Lisp, the language that is always there no matter what, being used in spite of the fact that it's older than everything else yet can still prove useful in the strangest situations.

>> No.4607438

>>4607423
No, Patchu is Modula 2: research purposes only.

>> No.4607439

this is the nerdiest goddamn thread i've ever seen

>> No.4607471

>>4607439

You haven't seen much.

>> No.4607488

If Reisen was a programming language, she'd probably be Brainfuck.
You can study it for 50 years.

>> No.4607498

>>4607439
You're young.

>> No.4607502

Yukari would be binary code

>> No.4607507

>>4607329
not sure about COBOL but letty or cirno gets SNOBOL

>> No.4607520

If Yuyuko was a programming language, she'd be Java. Abnormal resource hungry.

>> No.4608689

All this talk makes me think why, with all the OS-tans around, Japan did not come up with programming language-tans.

>> No.4608711

If Reimu A were a programming language, she'd be python because this shit is completely backwards from how I learned how to play!

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