Monster Girl Thread

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Practical lessons.

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Marry cat mamono! They're cute! They're awesome! I love them! Every single one of them!

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This one was faster.

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I admit it. I'm a slut for hand-holding missionary sex.
I'm so ashamed.

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I just realized that monsters would be a seriously bad influence if they bore male children.
>constantly talking about how taking dick is the best thing ever
>crazy sex in front of everyone
Most, if not all, of their sons will Alp. The only sure way to stop this is to shove them into vaginas at an early stage, probably their sisters.
>decisive hillbilly victory
>200000 toes picked

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>>46036064
Sorry, I didn't want to let down Anon in the previous thread who wanted a bug thread.

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>>46036092
This makes so little sense that I don't know where to start.

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>>46036108
Start with banjos, so it can’t get any worse.

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>>46036095
It's fine. We will have our rebuge

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Attack the lvl1 monsters

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I don't believe in Eros! I think she's just a sham! A lie! Eros could never exist, and the whole faith all just a psyop! Nothing more than a prank by angels that just wanted to get away with wearing pink on the job! I'd tell the so-called "houri" to prove me wrong, but they CAN'T. DENY. THE. TRUTH.

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>>46036138
Gladly

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>>46035681
>get caught in a blizzard
>take shelter inside an oddly warm and damp cave
>it's too dark to see anything inside, but all you care about is getting out of the cold
>stagger deeper into the cave before collapsing
>slowly warm up, eventually regaining enough feeling in your hands to take out your flashlight and look around
>see that you're inside a giant worm
>the worm's "tongue" is lying down a few feet from you, seemingly asleep
>this must be one of those of those monster girls you heard about
>it seems rude to wander into her body while she's sleeping, but until the storm clears you have nowhere else to go
>you've heard they're quite friendly, so hopefully she won't be annoyed if you're still here when she wakes up

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Nothing can beat raging mushrooms

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Please be careful the members of the romance research club are using magic and other powers to trick men into cliche romance anime moments so be careful in windy places, turning corners, and knocking before entering rooms you suspect monsters are changing in

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Had an amusing thought about an Anon who is dedicated to monogamy trying to escape a large group of monsters carrying those soul seeking orbs from that one Valkyrie story who are all claiming to be soulmates. Desperately trying to argue that he's never marrying more than one girl only to watch yet another Bicorn turn the corner and light up with happiness as she sees the other eight girls following him.

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>>46036046

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>>46036262
Don't forget about doors that mysteriously close, preassigned seats and suspicious 2for1 offers in your favorite restaurant.

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>>46036289
>in this pic there are two foxes
>one is gay
>the other is gay
>foxes are gay

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things you can say to your snek risk free
>that was a nice orgasm, but I think I'll stop at one
>don't you think after our 10th snek daughter we have enough snek daughters?
>maybe 5 blankets and 5 heatlamps is enough for winter

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>>46036261
What if both of you eat them?

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>>46036344
>>that was a nice orgasm, but I think I'll stop at one
Who talks like that? Fucking dork.

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>>46036344
>there's no way anybody could eat an entire cow on their own

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>>46036358
your a dork

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>>46036138
There's this monster that keeps throwing herself at me begging to be attacked and manhandled saying that she's a lvl 1 that gives a ton of experience, yet her lvl shows as ??

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>>46036344
>I will never lose to magic herpes

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>>46036344
>I'll sleep outside your coils tonight honey

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Somewhere out there, there's a bapho schlicking it to an image of you through her crystal ball.

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>>46036344
>cloacae are overrated

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>>46036397
Bro, she is cringe.

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>>46036380
Poor tamamo hasn't taken being turned into a loli very well and is resorting to drastic measures.

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Hug demons. Kiss demons. Go out on cute dates with demons. Have a romantic candlelight dinner with demons. Hold demon hands. Watch the stars with demons. Kiss demons some more. Cuddlefuck demons. Tell demons you love them. Fall asleep in demon arms. Marry demons.

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>>46036380
Clearly you're just missing a font, Anon. Why would she lie about her level? Monsters would never do that. Next thing you'll tell me is that Hagville is a nonstandard starting area.

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>>46036380
My adventuring guide says I can milk a ton of experience out of monsters that are surrendering at level one, that's a metaphor right? Like I'm gonna just, give em a light shove and get a ton of exp? Surely the nice baked goods and beginner equipment shop wouldn't sell me subpar goods?

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I will simply not go on an adventure meaning the hags will lose out on me.

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>>46036419
Dont forget the special attack: Headpat

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Elves and fairies and whimsical shit all in one picture.

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>>46036380
This one was saying the same thing, except that she will drop a ton of gold instead of experience

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>>46036450
>"beat" ancient evil fat-assed danuki
>collect exp
>forget about her "death" animation
>get crushed under sweaty danuki ass when her hp hits zero

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>>46036397
Her shit taste disgusts and horrifies me. It’S DRIVING ME InSaNe! Save me Hansenman! There are no chairs! Hansenman where are you!!

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>>46036413
I will use my magic to banish demons back to hell

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>>46036354
Eat more

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Goodnight and thanks for all the new cute kot

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Have you ever had the urge to just go deep into a dark cave that no one's gone in for a while and just... unseal an ancient evil fox? Just for a little? Just to see what happens? I feel like that's a normal human desire and not something being projected into my head.

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>>46036413
Present them.

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>>46036514
All the time. I even seal her back just to tease her.

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>>46036489
You will be corrected and go through the above steps repeatedly until you are a mindbroken, lovey-dovey husband

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ill just write "I am sad" on my forehead and walk around

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In a week Hagville will be an extremely dangerous warzone, do not approuch under any circumstances
All men are to evacuate immediately
Do not be tempted by that bonus the bad end bar pays out on the 14th, it is a ploy

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>>46036544
chesh will change it to say "I am tom"

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>>46036544
You don't need to anon. The monsters can smell your sadness.

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what happens if i call hagville, shagville?

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>>46036138
I will, I need 10 more bear asses for a quest

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>>46036419
>that's a metaphor right
It is, but getting that xp from them still requires some physical work.

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Thank goodness my best friend Pyrow agrees with me on practicing safe sex when we fuck for fun and allows me to wear condoms. She'll never get pregnant and that's a good thing.

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>grinding up levels away from monsters
>*TELEPORT AMBUSH*
>These two appear
>*Can't run from this battle!*

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>>46036641
>Pyrow sitting in his bedroom after he's fallen asleep quietly humming as she pokes holes into every single condom

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>>46036641
>Pyrow bought those funny edible condoms along with some candy cigarettes

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>monmusu getting new chapters again
What an exciting time for us.

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>>46036413
Tease demons. Slap your dick on a demon’s buttwings. Put two in the sink and one in the demon stink. Grab demon horns. Bukkake demons. Oil a demon up with chicken grease. Jerk off a demon’s tail. Kick it with demons on the stairs. Zap a demon with a love ray. Slice demon clothes open with a katana. Give a demon a pearl necklace and a rusty trombone. Sign pre-nuptials with demons. Marry demons. Roundhouse kick a bouquet of roses into a demon’s face. Cohabitate with demons. Slam dunk demons into a fluffy bed. Impregnate demons. Breed and join the Japanese work force with demons. Get cast into the fiery pits with demons for heresy.

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>>46036674
Did the MC actually nut up and fuck any of the girls or marry any of them or is he still a total pussy?

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>>46036686
The focus seems to be a new mon squad.

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Monster most impressed by a baking soda volcano?

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>>46036721
Wurm

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>>46036683
Woah. Too lewd. Demons are for wholesome snuggles.

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>>46036721
Zombie

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>>46036721
Succ kyaas splendidly at such science!

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>>46036721
titania

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>>46036721
With this new technology Malef can finally conquer the world.

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>>46036721
Deonora

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>>46036533
My magic can banish any demon

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>>46036750
why is deonora at a science fair?
shouldn't she be doing something more... queenly?

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>>46036768
The queen cares about the education system.

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>>46036768
No amount of Moët et Chandon in her pretty cabinet can fulfill her queenly desires, it’s nerd-stalking time!

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>>46036788
>Dragonia has robust healthcare system to ensure everyone is healthy enough for breeding
>Dragonia has robust education system to ensure that everyone is smart enough to outwit Dragonia's enemies
>Dragonia has robust economic system to ensure that everyone earns enough to provide for their families

Wait a minute, I'm starting to think this Deonora lady isn't actually evil!

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>>46036811
hello deonora.
has your new daki arrived seeing as you burnt the last one to cinder from your dragon snores?

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>>46036818
>tfw no asbestos daki
Just to suffer!

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The evil demon may have been known for burning a few cities to the ground but shes a good girl, honest!

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>>46036063
How about this one?

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It's fine. I'll marry one of deonora's bodyguards so she has one fewer dragon protecting her - and then maybe someone will marry her.

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Thank goodness I'm too poor to go to high class and upscale places. I only frequent places like the hot wings restaurant and sports bar so I'll never worry about running into some rich hag looking for a boytoy.

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>>46036866
The rich hate the poor! My favorite leftwing streamer said so.

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Greenworm
Mweee

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>>46036866
>hot wings
Are bingo wings part of the perfect thread hag fantasy?

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I am going to build a harem out of all the strongest single monsters. I will defeat them with the greatest weapons in my arsenal! A pot of my family famous mac and cheese.

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>If a kakuen wants to suck, she will suck - regardless of the time, place, or presence of onlookers. Her utter lack of dignity is indeed suggestive of an aroused primate.

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I'm going to hit you guys with something you might not be ready for.
Shoggoth sounding.

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How can I reverse psychology chesh into sitting her sweaty smelly ass on my nose?

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>>46036931
I dunno. SOUNDS hot to me.

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>>46036939
Cats love tsunderes. Just be tsundere.

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Dont show lilims alien invations
they'll take it as what not to do lessons

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>>46036866
>hot wings
Must be a phoenix in your future.

>>46036887
Not him but if it gets me a loving waifu I'll take it.

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>>46036866
Poor hags deserve a chance too.

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>>46036939
loudly proclaim how you just had a shower and love not reeking of chesh's anus

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>>46036138
Yes! go for those small hervivore goats which are pretty weak but the loot and experience are pretty good, you won't regret it!

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>>46036987
I'm going for this goat

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>>46036996
What a nice looking lady.

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>>46036987
I personally find zombies pretty good for an early grind

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Monster comedies be like
>When the spell said "turn undead", I didn't realise it would turn them ON!
>*laugh track*

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>>46036987
>>46036998
What the hell ou said they'd be weak and easy but I'm being reverse mating pressed and amazon positioned by a max level raid boss of a baphomet instead! You lied to me!

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>>46036883
No one likes the poors, ask any economist.

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>>46037062
>your dick accidentally catches on a seam

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The following message was sponsored by the Center for Fox Control
Alright, listen close Anon, this is very important
Do NOT unseal that fox.
>But she asked nicely
Foxes cannot be trusted, they are trickster spirits who will prey upon your sympathies
>She promises she will behave
If she could behave she wouldn't have been sealed in the first place
>I can fix her!
For every thought of "I can fix her" you have, she has at least seventeen of "I can corrupt him"
>Mofu!
Please report to the nearest CFC location for decontamination or quarantine depending on severity of infection

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What would happen if I went up to the gates of Deonora's castle and asked the guards if I could hug the queen?

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>>46037090
I'm unsealing her because it'd be funny

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>>46037090
She only got sealed because cats were jealous of her tail. I can trust her.

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>>46037090
Sorry but my love for mofu is terminal but at least I can get by with some zap-weasel fluffing

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>>46037079
Go for the old, tired ones. I bet they can barely lift a finger to defend themselves or probably like to get attacked.

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>>46036138
level 5 though

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>>46037168
Remember, the higher the level, the more mature (looking) the monster

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>>46037176
What does level 6 look like? Dare we imagine... level 7?

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>>46037159
I tried that and now I'm mommy's good boy

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wurms dont stink at all

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>>46037197
Then you start getting Christmas Cake tier and exceptionally strong.
That or broodmother tier if married.

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>>46037197
>level 7?
Pure angelic power.

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>>46037216
Well Danm. Now I want to hit the grind to try and get to a late tens or twenties area.

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>>46037216
Going to walk up to a hag demon and pinch her chub.

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>>46036904
Snow Monkey variety Kakuen jerking you off in the onsen and making waves while riding you.

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>>46037227
>Anon pinches chub
>Gets a hellfire meteor called on him.

>>46037224
I don't think you can comprehend the thickness of this waifu

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So what does it mean when you start fighting a monster, and she doesn't even have a level? I'm not talking about a ?? or a skull or a -, I mean there is nothing there. come to think about it she didn't have a healthbar either

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>>46037199
That should have been me

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>>46037241
>I don't think you can comprehend the thickness of this waifu
Well of course not Anon. Thats why I want to see it for myself.

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>>46037248
>>46037248
>>46037248
shes actually friendly and you should stop fighting

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>>46037255
>Anon runs into an over leveled area
>Not because he thinks he can win, but because he's aiming for a high level waifu
>And a number of girls are more than willing to oblige

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>>46036046

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>>46037224
gonna be speedrunning to get to the the 30s area

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A snake can't fit in an elevator

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>>46037268
>>46037270
What can I say? I like the idea of being strong and having a Strong and beautiful wife.

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>>46037241
>Pinch the chub on a Behemoth
>"Queen of Beasts? More like Queen of Feasts"
>She uses a combination of 「 SOVEREIGN'S ROAR 」and 「 METEOR 」while pouting at you

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>>46037271
coiling lamia tail is okay, I guess.Can't imagine scales feel too warm.

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>>46037280
A shockingly fun strategy.

>>46037281
Anon's going to get smashed, then his pelvis is going to get smashed.

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Blood is temporary. Big vampire tits are eternal.

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what happens if i do all the side stuff before meeting the boss and am level 27 while shes a lvl8 mino

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>>46037307
Remember, the longer you give her blood, the bigger they'll get.
If you deny her blood she'll revert to a loli form.....or turn into a huge, half-feral bat woman.
one of the two, I forget which.

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>>46037318
Sounds like Anon wins either way!

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>>46037313
Well obviously she starts to break down and cry because this is obviously not what she had in mind and then you have to comfort her and take her on a journey to level up and get on your level before you two have a "Proper" Boss battle. Forging a fast friendship during the lead up to it until neither of you really want to fight in the way you originally planned to.

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>>46037313
She can't do much to you physically unless you let her but she still can shake her tits at you

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>>46037325
>>46037325
dont want a wurm to call me a meanie
so i gotta help her but its gonna be a bit tough since i love doing side stuff way more than the main story

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>>46037307
I don't like blondes or vampires but something about blonde vampires gets me going.

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im going to LIKE and SHARE all of wurmy's posts on social media! I hope she notices...

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>>46037343
>its a dragon larping as a wurm

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Posting a big bug in a bug thread.

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>>46037334
Oh thats solvable anon. Just talk to her. Figure out what she likes to do and mix up the side stuff with some other side stuff for what she enjoys. Just mindless grinding and side questing can get boring. So it'd be best for both of you over time.

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>>46037350
>dragons seething as they see the CLEARLY INFERIOR wurms get all the hubbys

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>>46037322
And either way he's going to wake up in bed next to her with the vampire pouting and telling him not to do it again.....for at least a month.

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>>46037176
That wouldn't be as fun as some loli you recruited along the way having a higher level than the hags at the local adventurer's guild, thanks to the copious supply of spirit energy.

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>>46037355
typical dragon post
>long elorabate post about this cool thing she got
>pic of object in her pigsty of a hoard
gets a few likes and reposts
Wurm post
>Cute pic of Wurm with cool object in her neat room
>"stone"
gets 100s of likes and reposts

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remember when we wer like that?

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>>46037382
Please do not cumflate a loli till she's level 99

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>>46037224
Old Women

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>Dragon tries to wurmpost
>outs herself as a dragon by calling a "shiny rock" a "geode"

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>>46037199
>tfw no lolibaba pixie who shrinks you two heads shorter than her

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wurms dress all cutesy while dragons dress sexy
which do you think gets laid more?

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>wurm tries to dragonpost
>fools 1000s of dragons by just using the word mere a bunch

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>>46037425
>This is my mere hubby and I luv him so muccch :D

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>>46037421
Anon, that’s just a titania with extra steps.

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>>46037427
>image of her smiling dopely while hugging her man and he's smiling as well
>Also has a couple of wurmlings in the background
>nearly causes a draconic rebellion

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perhaps the dragons should use their vast wealth to hire a wurm to improve their image

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>>46037394
Just a couple of creampies here, couple of creampies there, steadily giving her more xp than she would get from only normal adventuring stuff.

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Enough emotional wrecks and broken boys. Monsters deserve a REAL man. I'm gonna work out every day until the portals open so I have adequate natty for attracting a Minotaur who likes her men burly.

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>>46037506
dragons do got one thing wurms can't
evil

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>>46037521
i think i saw a mruw once... she looked pretty evil... had a >:D face

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>>46037518
Me too. I'm gonna get really buff and wear skimpy leathers and a loincloth and strike a dramatic pose in front of the first monster I see when the portals open.

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wurm and titania must get along so well t b h

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>>46037248
That means she is a human in cosplay LIKE ALL THE DARK MAGES.

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>>46037538
And that girl:
An alp
but she'll be thrilled to be taken my such a being of raw masculinity

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>>46037548
they can really fill out a party

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i think your post would look better with a picture of a greenworm

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>>46037590
the 4 greenworms adventuring party is way too busted

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>>46037517
>Anooooon, I want to power leveeeeel.

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>>46037572
>my party is full bro
>but there’s only two people in it
She can fill a party with magic as long as you fill her full of Hagen-Dong. If you know what I mean, Verne. I mean that ice cream addiction is a serious matter, and it can never fulfill the Sabbath’s desire for “girlfriend free boys” and “vagina liking gay men”.

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>go to australia
>get off the plane
>see giant killer funnel web arachne rapists covering whole houses in webs
>mean rapist cassowary and emu harpies who chase you down and kick you
>venomous death adder lamia rapists who like biting
>tazmanian devil gremlins who are mean as shit and will rape you while screeching
>cuddly koala bear girls that seem friendly and won't rape you but are prone to crying very easily if they get sad
>rude kangaroo girls that like to box you into submission before they rape you brutally
>dumbass platypus girls with heads more empty than a wurm yet still somehow capable of raping you
>dingo girls who like to prey on young boys and drag them away to be raped
>thorny devil lizard girls who prick you a bunch while raping you
>cutesy wombat and wallaby girls who deceive you with their cuteness so they can rape you easily
>they all still call you a "cunt" and love shitposting for some reason
>...
>get back on plane
>leave australia
Nope nope nope nope fuck that I'm out of here.

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>>46037569
>Alps dream of manly men demanding to see their HONOR and ravishing them
So…not a major lifestyle change for them?

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>>46037690
> no bunyip mention
u suck

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>>46037767
Bunyips aren't real anon, they're just a myth.

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>>46037767
>huffing in a bog pit
>eyeing anons with bad intent

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>>46037803
I'm gonna walk past Elves that dress like this and say "Put some clothes on ya skank!"
That'll show them.

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>>46037657
This is what happens when you get one of the msgk types as a companion, you give her the dick once and she's going to want you to rail her all day saying it's for leveling.

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Can I exchange my holy relic for a less annoying one?

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>>46037933
No and now your relic is pouting since you wanted to replace her

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>>46037933
Relics are non exchangeable. Try rubbing it vigorously and feeding it mana manually.

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>>46037979
I rubbed it and now it's purring. It is 3AM. I cannot sleep because of the holy relic's purring.
>>46037954
I have a barking holy relic coming soon. Hopefully she will be a good influence on the purring holy relic.

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>>46038000
That's weird. If I had a purring relic it would lull me to sleep almost instantly.

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Look at her, the epitome of evil.

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dark elf fans be like:
"hmmm yes mommy crush my ball please"

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MODS ARE ASLEEP! POST CUTE MAMONO BEING TOTES ADORBS!

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>>46038103
A fierce battle indeed.

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>>46038103
What are they fighting over?

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>>46038118
The cutest thing is that red pandas actually react like that when they're trying to be "tough" while scared.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jF0Ubwh0D5E

It is amazing to me that any red pandas survive in real life.

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>>46038126
Whose tail gets fluffed first

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>>46038133
but anon has 2 hands?

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>>46038154
They won't settle for a mere single-handed fluff

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>>46038094
Foxes are not evil, they are just misunderstood.

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>>46038171
>Anon, don't you get it? The dark ritual is ironic, honest, I don't actually want to bring forth ten thousand years of darkness with me as the dark overlord and you at my side, it's a joke, a goof, a good ol' haha that I play with those goody two shoes sentai girls..... speaking of which they put another seal on me, mind taking it off?

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>>46038171
>>46038180
I put my full trust in evil foxes and always unseal them

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>>46038180
Hmm... sure that checks out to me!

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>>46038171
No worries, I've seen plenty of skull props and cherry kool aid in my time.

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>>46038180
I agree my dark queen and master, the magical girls/sentai angels are the evil ones and deserve to be punished.

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>>46036607
I just need three and some oatmeal.

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>>46038180

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I'm not drinking the Holst milk. She can cry all she wants, I'm not doing it. That's gross, breast milk is disgusting. She couldn't make me if she tried. I'd never open my mouth to that.

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in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of demons sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to boxer shorts and one tube sock when a car alarm outside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

[Anonymous No.]

>Dark overlord fox and Anon go on a dinner date
>Halfway through the sentai girls crash through the window to stop the "latest plot"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038305
SOMEone needs breastfeeding correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038311
You strike me a very normal kind of guy, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038321
He wears tube socks, though. Not so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that comfy movie nights with the wives are a must.
The oldies are goodies, even if certain ones have odd bents with monster girls added.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038330
>old movie night with the wife
so comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038321
thank you. i am.
>>46038326
that's normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038330
Never show her Arachnophobia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038330
>movie night

I have shitty SyFy movies on stand by for binging with my cute Lim on the couch. We'd be able to do it IF I HAD A CUTE LIM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038312
I mean I'd be down for that. Hell I'll even hype up the Dark Overlord fox if that helps her feel better Being the hypeman/ Emotional support for a Villainess of the week sounds kinda fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038342
>Ceiling remote
...Damn,thats clever. The fluff spider can stay, but she better clean those webs up afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

Hah! I knew there would be no downsides to unsealing the evil fox! Sure, her tails might be twitching a bunch and there's a weird look in her eyes, but that's normal! Now all I have to do is trudge my way back home and m

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038351
>Get home
>Find fox after her latest defeat, laying facedown, absolutely covered in seals
>make small talk about her day as you slowly take them off one by one
>by the time you pull the last one off she is ready to take over the world again (this time for sure it'll work)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46036413
>Go out on cute dates with demons.
I had a dream about that, actually
>in some sort of cafe
>trying really hard to keep my cool and act natural
>demon distracts me by slowly and methodically putting like seven spoonfuls of sugar in her coffee
>calmly sips it like it's normal
>try to talk about some random bullshit
>"It's really soft, you know."
>What?
>"My ass. You're thinking about touching it, don't you?"
>for some reason try to argue that I did not, in fact, think about her ass
>"Why not?!"
>entire argument devolves into complete nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038431
need more children

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038428
Sounds incredibly sweet honestly. Though now I'm imaging Anon Just going along with it and super villain shenanigans and basically becoming akin to the Monarch and Doctor girlfriend/ Ms Monarch from venture brothers.

Maybe occasionally working out a schedule for villainy with the magical girls/ Heroines.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, despite always saying mean things about foxes because I like other monsters much more I think I'm extremely weak to them, in most stories they are excellent cooks, they have top notch housewives skills and are even quite adept at childbearing and childraising, yet I keep resisting their allures. I don't know if I should keep resisting or simply fall victim of their charms...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038486
Foxes are popular for a reason, and not just because fluffy tail is a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038486
You know you want it, just let it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038330
That does sound lovely, all nice and cozy together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46037307
Big chests and vampires are two things that are extremely appealing to me on their own, but combined into a big titty vampire they are my ultimate instant loss button. I'm not sure why, really. Maybe because vampires are supposed to be refined and sophisticated, and having a pair of big tits sort of accentuates it? Or the other way around, with vampire's regal way to carrying herself making her rack look even more impressive, hypnotic even?
All I know if that I would downright worship her without a hint of shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038486
The only downside is that they usually are hags as old as western civilization
Young ripe foxes are never available

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038428
What do you need to do to make fox lock down in this position?

[Anonymous No.]

Keep an eye out for a Monster's weak points.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster were you guys made for based off your kinks? My biggest kinks are mindbreak, tentacles, corruption, hypnosis/brainwashing. I was made to be flayed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038685
Wait a second, these aren't snake crimes, these are just regular crimes!
Except piracy. It is always morally correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038708
Snake crimes involve coiling around you without your consent
Also stealing your heated blankets

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038685
>snack robbery
oh no by beer and spicy chips...

[Anonymous No.]

sudden onset weakness to monster with thick thighs, muscly or not, preferably more muscly so I have little chance of escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038741
how thick?

[Anonymous No.]

FOX AMBUSH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038572
Win against her in her favorite korean MOBA

[Anonymous No.]

Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038759
thick enough to suffocate me in pure thigh and monster crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038773
What a peculiar way of fox locomotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038311
Why do they let you keep the unloaded gun? Is it a soother?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038899
I'm gonna poke around in that bird fluff

[Anonymous No.]

Do not disturb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038983
Or what?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still thinking about the portal's date given yesterday, my brain want to make it real

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039000
>my brain
glad I don't have one, sounds like more trouble than its worth

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038983
I'm gonna huff that fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>Shuff
>Shuff
>Shuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039135
>*puts in the recycle bin*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039153
Foiled again, but beware, fox infiltration tactics have improved over the past century

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039135
>>46039155

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038759
crotch mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039155
Shes going to change anons default browser to firefox

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039195
just push her back in

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039195
Does NO. work on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039204
It will stop her from raping you, but it won't stop her from raiding your fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039135
>>46039170
>>46039155
As a highly trained Genome Soldier, I can tell there's nothing out of place here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039214
Glad to hear you are keeping watch and keeping us safe from insidious foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039135
>wake up to a loud sound
>patrol your home, weapon in hand to confront the intruder
>see fox standing in the corner with a lampshade on her head

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes cannot infiltrate my home
Its not like I have anything of value anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039267
It is when you think that you are the most safe that you are actually the most vulnerable

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039276
There is nothing for her here
I cannot afford snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>smell smoke coming from upstairs
>go check on dragon wife
>she's seething at wurmposts again, looks like she's about to melt the computer
>lift her out of the chair, carry her to the bedroom and fuck the anger out of her
>go back to the computer, delete what she was going to post and replace it with a "thumbs up"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039317
Do you go back to your computer and continue to pretend to wurmpost so you have more angry dragon sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039276
>cheeky gyaru fox
I'd propose to her the moment she walks into my room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039322
Don't need to, see the wurms think they've found a dragon who likes their wurmposting so they keep sending her more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dragon that yelps when her tail is suddenly molested

[Anonymous No.]

My onimusha insists she has to sleep on top of me to protect me from assassins but she is huge and quite heavy. I feel like I am gonna turn into a pancake and I can barely breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

Woo the dragon by stealing her instead of her gold
tell her her scales are the shiniest thing in her cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039383
That face mask looks weird, like she made it out of a fishnet stocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039398
She saw some guy stuffing his face into a pair once and thought it was a great idea for stealth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46038855
Probably. Like a teddy bear but less cuddly, but also more familiar to him so it's more effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039419
Onimushyinthebrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039383
Just tell her that she remembers her training wrong and you're supposed to swap places: master on top of his onimusha, using her chest as soft pillows, and her hands wrapped around him as protection from assassins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46036674
Unfortunately it looks like its a MON 2.0 team arc not mainstory.
Crab obviously wants to get away from the MainHouse and do something else.
He really needs to nut up and marry Kimihito off.
>I have the weird recollection I've seen that train station in the first page before but I cant remember where it is in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>Getting some new tires for winter
>Shirohebi waifu texts me asking where I am
>Told her earlier but she always wants to makes sure nothing happened
>Texting and driving so I fuck up and sent her “I’m going to NTR”
>Quickly correct myself
>”NTB*”
>Message read
>See three dots pop up but stop
>They start up again and stop
>Repeats 23 times
>Get no text from her in the end
How much trouble am I in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039607
So much trouble that crotch slamming the next single monster you see won’t make it worse. In fact, picking a monster that can suplex a snek is the objectively best choice.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it, I'm getting a tentacle potion pic with a black harpy and nobody can stop me!
Come to think of it, there's very little tentacle potion pics in general. I thought they would be more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039607
Hebi has very complex opinions on tires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039754
Do hebis change their winter tires out or use them all year long?

[Anonymous No.]

Snow drifting in Hokkaidō with your hebi wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039607
9 months in the snekzone and atleast 10 daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039599
>He really needs to nut up and marry Kimihito off.
And lose his only source of profit? His only claim to fame? He can't write at all, not in the short nor long term, he can't keep his characters consistent and he even has trouble keeping the designs consistent.
Crab got extremely lucky with monmusu, and it he's acutely aware of that fact. That's why he would rather kill himself than end it, or even move the plot - such as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Please nerf lizardgirls. I tried to beat them after power leveling but they keep one shotting me.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheating the spiders, who come to say please
Politely they, bend at the knees

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039894
>still wearing pants
Sounds like a skill problem, newbie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039894
>Miss Lim appears in a puff of smoke!
>"GRANTED"
>Miss Lim waves her hand mysteriously, nods, and disappears.

The Next Day...
>Irate Salamanders everywhere complaining about their weapons and armor turning into harmless foam replicas.
>Now's your chance!
>Round 1 - FIGHT!
>ROFLstomped in melee via unarmed strikes and wrestling moves.
>You sigh into the dirt after your latest loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039789
Hokkaido is the land of the Ainu. Is Hebi an Ainu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46037271
that's so wrong,where is the Doom logo in the dude shirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039607
I'll hold a vigil service for you, anon.

RIP in pepperonis. See you in the next life.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerd rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040101
You can just call her a Rata--no need to get redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040130
Not all ratas are nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039833
>9 months in the snekzone
That’s a bit harsh. It’s not like he lost a game of Crossfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040101
I’m gonna cum on her glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine this.
>Very long lamia
>Upper body is the size of what would be typical for an 8' amazon woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040145
>that shield crest
Nigga, that's nuts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040145
How on earth did you look at that picture and NOT see a cosplay enthusiast NERD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040145
>charging fearlessly into battle
>sweaty and stuttering when handholding
Many such cases. A common occupational hazard of knights, who tend to be (gentle) touch-starved.
>punch lizard in face
>L:Ha ha! Well struck, Ser!
>softly kiss her ear-fin
>L: Uuuuuuohhhhh! I WANT TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A SCHOOLBOY!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040380
They are not nerds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040413
>Silent assassin who melt in your arms if she get too close.
Extremist are desperate and take anyone for new recruits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040413
She's very cute, but your wife's cosplay addiction is boarding on full-blown Chuuni behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you doing in my swamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ghoul catacomb on the outskirt of town, deep underground
>Said catacomb is notorious for housing extremely violent, yet intelligent, ghouls
>Go to the catacomb on a Sunday at noon (it's safe at that hour and day)
>Entrance sealed by a heavy stone atop of a crypt
>Too difficult for one man to move
>Peak into the caverns from a small hole that's nearby
>See some ghouls sleeping
>Write a message on a paper
>"Hello Ghouls of [insert catacomb name here],"
>"It has come to my attention that you enjoy eating men."
>"I am a man myself and wish to be eaten by you."
>"I think you'll find this arrangement agreeable."
>"Here's my address [insert address here]"
>"The door is unlocked. Come as you please and whatever hour you prefer."
>"This invitation is open to any and every ghoul that's looking for man to eat."
>"Thank you, and have a good day."
>Slip the paper into the hole
>Immediately regret it
>Go home and await your fate

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hiya, human! D-Did you know that in terms of monster species, us Harpies are closest of all to you humans? Y-Yep! We're practically your best allies! We'd never do you wrong or trick you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040769
Hunting Jozhin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040789
You're lying. You will receive buckshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040789
Hmmmmmm... seems legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040789
Aren't Kakuens closer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040826
Dark mages are the closest, followed by undead, then any primates, mammals, and then finaly birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040784
Anons garden will protect him from the vicious horde of undead.

[Anonymous No.]

I can probably outrun a bogey - those plush and fabric legs just can totter after me fast enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040930
Bogeys don't chase boys. They're ambush predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040953
Who said anything about her sexing me?
This is for a track and field competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040970
Then that Bogey is either overconfident or way above average if she signed up for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040970
>Bogey doing warm up stretches
>Seam tears and fluff spills out
>Bashfully collects it up and stuffs it back in
cute

[Anonymous No.]

Need a bogey to squish me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040970
>Bogey does high jump
>Slumps over bar
>Can't get back down

[Anonymous No.]

Valkyries are not exactly the sharpest spear in the rack. . .

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised by the lack of pics that depict holsts chewing gum or even cud. Considering that's literally what cows do all day long is chew.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040993
swim team bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041080
how is the mom still pure and the daughter a fallen brat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040953
Is it really an ambush if I'm walking into it willingly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040953
THEY CANT AMBUSH ME IF MY ROOM IS NEAT AND ORGANIZED

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041327
you'll have to open that sock drawer someday

[Anonymous No.]

>Medusa tries to turn you to stone
>It doesn't work
>"Why..... why aren't you turning to stone?!" She says clearly flustered
>You're eyes are darting between her breasts, ass, and hips
>"I'm already rock hard, babe."
>You give her the coomer meme smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041338
then it will just be a tiny boogey unless she violates the laws of physics

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041355
she's somewhat compressible

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041344
Medusas must be tired of hearing the same joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I think that kiki's attractiveness directly correlates to her poshness. The more proper and prim she is, the higher her sex appeal. Especially if she keeps this attitude during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040816
Buckshot is for deer girls. For harpies it's birdshot. If you wanna hunterpost at least do it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041407
Would you shot a human size bird with birdshot? I wouldn't since I'm not retarded, demon silver or not birdshot won't do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041407
Don't hurt deergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041481
Don't worry, it's just demon silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041375
If she's comressible enough to fit into my sock drawer, at this point she might as well hide in my briefcase or backpack.

[Anonymous No.]

>Train your entire life to die in a heroic batte
>*YOINK*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041481
What, and let them overpopulate and destroy the ecosystem? No way, jose. I'm gonna grab my buckshot and hunt me some venison and ain't no damn old deergirls crying gonna make me stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041573
however,

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041506
Aaaw, at least let the guy get a scar or something, he worked hard for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041580
Still gonna shoot her.

[Anonymous No.]

brushy brush

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041599
he will get plenty of scars on bed

[Anonymous No.]

Sneks are OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041683
Echidnas have maxed alchemy,enchanting and usually two other schools of magic in exchange of being completely helpless in a melee fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041683
Snakes are easy to charm if you just play music. Invest some points into bard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041683
they are weak to affection and cold

[Anonymous No.]

Echidnas get access to microsoft excel, how screwed is the husband? this is to keep track of all the species of daughters she has had (And their alternate colors)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041702
Grapesnake not so tough since getting hugged and snugged in Winterstown

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041720
Apopsicle's face muscles can't move anymore from cold, she should've picked a better expression than smug

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

wurms are op

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041407
And for slugs it's... Salt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041770
There can be no better expression for grapesnek than smug. She's perfect when she's smug.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041927
I beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

Could 1 guy with a extendable pole beat the entirety of the highly trained shogun's bodyguard, consisting of a dozen katana-wielding ochimushas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042230
The more of them there are, the more likely they'll get in each other's way!

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness Zombies aren't fast. I'll be able to outrun this one chasing, or more like lumbering slowly towards me easily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042252
Oh sure, but she won't stop, get tired or sleep. Sooner or later you will have to rest and she will be there, cuddling you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042265
She'd have to be able to break into my house first to do that and she definitely isn't doing that with her weak arms. Hell, I bet I could leave the door unlocked and she still wouldn't be able to get in because Zombies are so dumb, they wouldn't even know how to twist a doorknob anymore! The Zombie after me will NEVER get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042229
It's great, but not as great as smug purple snake.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042380
>tanned bat with golden eyes
Something isn't right here. Is that anubis or pharaoh cosplaying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46036046

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042473
They are too big. how will I see her pretty eyes when she sits on my face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041621
Just how I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042422
There are bats in Egypt. She could be an Egyptian Tomb Bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042562
Sounds intriguing, but mildly confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042578
Tomb raider gets more than he bargained for when bat sex.

[Anonymous No.]

What does the kind old danuki mean when she says I'll get more than I bargained for?
Is she offering me an extra apple when I buy an apple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042599
>try raid a tomb
>expect to get a mummy, anubis, grape snake or pharaoh
>get BATTED out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042599
What would a tomb bat's personality be like? And what is she doing in the tomb? Does she live here? Does she have any documents for that, or is she just taknig the tomb for herself? Is she an archeologist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042608
Danukiwood is a rough business, the danuki movie producer is willing to give anon the role of the next buddy cop movie set in MGC but she requires a little more convincing to make sure anon can perform in the love scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042680
I imagine the kind of monster to live in a tomb is either worshiping a dead body or a total neet. Adjust to taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you enter

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think monsters would like philosophy? I feel like an ogre would probably want to smash a chair over my head after discussing things using the Socratic method

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042746
>predatory organ separate from th main body
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042726
Hm, I want to write a story about that now. And I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042777
You can discuss philosophy with canine monsters, Diogenes used to live with a whole pack of Kobolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042801
I can stop the hellhound from breaking my pelvis with a long debate on stoicism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042839
No but you can exchange public masturbation to public copulation, Kyon-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042839
No, that's her argument. If you really are a stoic, you're gonna take it like a man, no complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes
Pink foxes
Pink foxes with sharp teeth
Yandere pink foxes with sharp teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042839
No, you can however distract her by saying you like a philosopher she hates. Be warned after she goes on her rant you best escape because if you're still there when she's done ranting you'll be raped harder than normal

[Anonymous No.]

Touch mushrooms, grass is overrated

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042883
All very good. You going anywhere with this anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042956
>You going anywhere with this
Straight to jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042970
I pity the cops that have to make the arrest. Imagine trying to separate a yandere pink fox with sharp teeth from her Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042970
Hold on, I'm just foxposting, why am I under arrest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042778
Is this canon?

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043090
Not that I'm aware of.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043122
Precious, useless woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043122
>make a human, call it the demon lord
Even the horns are fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043093

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, there are a lot of advantages to living i hagville. The rent is cheap, public transportation is free, the university has a lot of old and experienced proffesors that can teach a wide arrange of subjects, food is high quality and affordable. THe only drawback is a supposed "monthly tribute", but i'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043081
Foxposting is illegal. It provokes foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043219
I like to live dangerously.

[Anonymous No.]

>traps you in a hole up to your chest
>casts a spell that causes you to lose sensation in your lower body
>plays with your dick while you're stuck
>removes the spell just before you cum
Which monstergirl would do this?

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized...because of the irish menace we probably won't ever see anymore kemono drawings from kc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043230
Most caster mamono would delight in doing it, and all tentacled species use it as a hunting method

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043230
>>46043237
I was also thinking that cait sith, unironically, would do this.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043228
I'm not sure you realize the sheer magnitude of the danger you're inviting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043321
It's nothing i cam't handle.

[Anonymous No.]

Be kind to the furcuck, his butthole is still sore from that dmca

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043321
>>46043335
I admit I know this is just someones OC but shes always struck me as very mysterious. A engima without much context for. Can't tell if shes interested in the viewer or about to make things a horror game half the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043228
I'm gonna put on stilts to be taller than the tall fox! She has no power over me if I'm taller!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043354
But that's the appeal, isn't it? Not knowing if she wants to seduce you or scare you, or both at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043354
She loves to tease. Not much more to it. I don't think she's dangerous, unless you consider the inegrity of your hipbones an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043421
Wait, wtf happened to the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to avoid mamono
>Just want to study wizardry
>Even the books are monsterizing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043437
Well, now you can study wizardry with your new book wife. What is there not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043437
Sorry anon. Being a shut in wizard isn't gonna work anymore in this day and age. Your books are gonna monsterize, your female fellow mages are gonna monsterize, your summons are gonna monsterize... theres no escaping it. The magical industry has been Wifified.

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>>46043441
"A proud and noble race," she said.

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>>46043526

[Anonymous No.]

>>46042562
something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043610
Ah, lame, I want a terrogheist mamono, a huge undead werebat with the dragon-like ability to become a mount and vampire strength while still being fluffy and waiting for her king

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043645
And your parents want you to stop being an absolute failute of a human being and kill yourself asap, but we don't always get what we want, eh, /tg/tranny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043610
Ah, lame, I want a terrorgheist mamono, a huge undead werebat with the dragon-like ability to become a mount and vampire strength while still being fluffy and waiting for her king

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043662
　　　　　　　　　　　POTATO PEST
　　　　　　　　　∧_,,∧
　　　　　 三 　（ ´･ω･）　　 　　 ∧_,,∧
　　　　　　　　　⊂( ⊆￣二つ))))｀Д´>
　　　　　　三　　　 ヾ⊃''　 　 ⊂　⊂~ﾉ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 ⊂ と_ノ
　　　　　　　　　　　　GO HOME

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Planting my cold hands on salamander/hellhound abs to instantly reheat them and stay nice and toasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043664
Zombie dragons were one of my favorite things that made me like vampire counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043673
All these years on /jp/ and he never learned how to properly post ascii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043673
Potato pest doesn't mind Warhammer, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043720
i imagine he tried to copy/paste.
not terribly inventive, that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043719
Nope, same with gacha shit and other /vg/ trash. Anything that can upend his "accursed" enemy MGE is okay to spam in his books. It's why his gaggle of retards gets really mad and passive aggressively posts back and forth with each other to push the idea that people WANT that shit when you call them out on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039760
Hebis don't even take the snow chains off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043714
Nice model and I find the MGE zombie dragon excellent in design because she's similar, both are great and full of calcium and they have cute personalities unlike normal dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

Young mamono have keen instincts, they know if you're weak to damn female kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043714
Please tell us more about warhammer since it's so directly related to the topic of this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043093
Delicious fermented milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043767
I'm weak to tall adult women with amazonian builds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46036046

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043778
It's a prime setting for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043837
No, it's not. Kill yourself mick.

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby monsters are best, they look so soft and warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043886
Even chubby Ice Queen must feel warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be wizard
>Have massive tower filled with traps, trials, and tribulations to defend yourself from monsters
>Monsters from all over come to challange your defences, most are turned away before floor 37, even fewer remain by 52, and you've only seen one party make it to 88
>Actual study is hidden by an illusionary wall in the janitors closet on floor 62 but you dont start including those until floor 70 so they have no reason to suspect it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Felicia a werecat or a jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043905
And then comes wurmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043805
You never know, you might have a hidden weakness to little girls with big butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043949
She’s winning either way, so tiger blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043954
Nah, but I wouldn't mind a big girl with a big butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Teaching wurm magic was a mistake. The only spell she's managed to learn is Summon Rock and she's done nothing but summon rocks for the last three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043954
Someone definitely has a weakness to Sabbath propaganda…
>”Having less space means there’s more room for mana!”
>”Flat is justice, despite flying in the face of common sense and evolution!”
>”C-c’mon, just the tip, oni-chan. Everyone does it!”
>”Verily, ‘blasto in my girlie hole’ is what the kids doth say in this era!”

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evils can be very silly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043985
imma teach her eath missile
>she just throws said rock

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044168
>"Dear gods! Whats happened to the Elven delegations clothes?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You're weak to foxes, aren't you, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044191
N-no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044191
Yes yes I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044191
Only a little. What's it to ya, huh, punk?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet a Claustrophyte is better at treating a man's claustrophobia than any Mindflayer could be. By the time she's done, he'll associate being in an enclosed space with sexual pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044191
Whatever gave you that idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044191
Don't make me post THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044191
Yes but not to that one. I need my foxes to look more like a matriarch, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044221
I would fight this claustro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044276
Well for a fox to look like a Matriarch usually they have to... be a Matriarch. So... get to work anon.

[Anonymous No.]

For your transgressions, I banish you to the hidden fox village up in the mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044240
Lot of tails for such a small fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044296
This is why you train your foxes from an early age. Fox growth happens slowly, and you get to mold her into your perfect nine tailed fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044334
How do you tell an actual child fox from a hag in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044338
What a regal looking fox.
Imma fluff her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044351
It’s difficult to catch a mature fox in the act of marking your living area. The traces are noticeable in either case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043778
Okay, picture this:
dragon zombie wife is in her dragon form
vampire wife is riding on her back
you're riding piggyback on vamp wife
and dragon wife is actually perched on a stagecoach full of horny ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044221
She's a better goblin than the official MGE goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044296
Then explain hagville girls looking like that without husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044351
>>46044382
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044416
The hags in havgille are genetic ouliers. It's called hagville for a reason. They age quickly until full maturity at the age of 15.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044408
The shambling hordes of horny dead rise. The aesthetics of undead are often awesome. Very menacing and evil.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This fox is pink, that means I'm safe because she is an Eros fox... right?

[Anonymous No.]

I barely have any slime images.
Also lmao, I got a warning for the GO HOME ascii.

[Anonymous No.]

Vaca

[Anonymous No.]

I could never lose to slimes. The fear of one slipping into my body and toying with me from the inside is my motivator to always win decisively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044473
>>46044496
>>46044504
>>46044506
>>46044507
Spambot

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>>46044504
She's safe as long as you love her yes. If you don't... I'd say run but she'd catch you. So... I'd say pray but the gods would probably side with her. So... good luck in that case. Even if Luck itself will twist to get her to you if she decides your the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044519
She's just gonna PLAP you with her slime, slide down your urethra and get to the white stuff directly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044522
Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044528
>>46044531
Just hermetically seal your urethra, anus, and all that other stuff. This new generation of heroes is a sad and womanly lot.

[Anonymous No.]

im not sure what to do with this information

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044573
These ladies look trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

I like brown mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044620
But if I seal off my ears, I can't hear anything and that's really dangerous! It's easier to just one-shot all of the slimes before they can get to you

[Anonymous No.]

i 'ate chesh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Someone call the authorities, the foxes are out of control!

[Anonymous No.]

F(oxes)
Female(Oxes)
THEY ARE COWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044697
But they're not hurting anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044704
Guards, this man has lost his composure. Take him to the mofu barracks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044704
Yep. Weird that it took you that long to figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044704
That's nice anon... very interesting!
(Send Miss Flayer down to the factory floor, over)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>chinese gacha spam
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044723
Looks heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044657
>boo hoo muh ears
Use your tumescent hero-sense to detect and defeat slimes. Next you’ll say:
>wah she’s slurping on muh rod wah
That’s why you clench your junk and swing your mighty hero-rod firmly and mercilessly until they produce the uuuuuhhhhooo sound of defeat.

To be fair, slimes are slightly more complicated than other monsters, since they don’t have an anus. But the proper method of defeating monsters is fundamentally similar. As long as you retain your hero juice and avoid the mortal sin of vaginal combat with monsters you are certain to succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

I will simply carbonate the slime

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monstergirl agree to end my suffering once and for all, or would they look away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044843
Not even one bj for the road? it's a trick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044168
Those are someone's great grandmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044843
She will turn you into something better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044851
I care not for wordly pleasures anymore. Would a bj cure me from my pain. I thought not.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044828
But, Anon... uhhh... about that... so, I went to chat with a priestess to see if the Chief God would accept me as a hero, but all I got in exchange was the feedback of "too likely to copulate with monsters" and that she's "lost too many heroes in situations like mine to risk it". So when I have to fend off a slime or some other lower-tier threat, I have to use items. Winning doesn't make me a stronger fighter or anything, it just makes me a bit closer to going broke.

[Anonymous No.]

who is shoggy and how is she different from shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044993
Yeah the hero systems bullshit. Sorry to hear that anon. Lotta us broke normal humans out there but good luck on your adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044999
It's a shoggoth that is very soggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044999
shoggy is a meddling kid who drives around in a van solving mysteries

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044221
Imagine being a botanist to something like that one dangerous garden in England and instead of toxic plants it's horny plant mamono trying to get you to fuck them constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044871
But can she promise truly that she will bring me happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045041
>accidentally brush against stinging nettle girl
>instant boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044871
Slime me please Shog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46039276
A fox must pay

[Anonymous No.]

>hear tale of how harpy eggs are by far the most delicious in the land
>ask a harpy for one such egg
>she promises to give me the most wonderful egg of all that will bring me joy but I have to help her
>I simply have to ejaculate daily directly into her cervix for a week
>tells me that human semen magic will make th egg better
>do this
>she then tells me to wait a few months while the egg forms
>few months later
>she presents me with a big fat egg
>nice, now I will cook this
>she tells me "no"
>why the fuck not?!
>I waited so long for this!
>she tells me not to hurt my firstborn
>my what
>the egg suddenly cracks open and a tiny harpy head sticks out, blinks at me and then smiles
No way! She fucking tricked me! This is unbelievable! I can't believe she would trick me like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045106
Average retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045106
Hey, in a couple years you will have two egg factories instead of just one.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon zombie eggs are considered a delicacy in some parts of the Mist Continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045061
>Grey Lamentation Mushroom Matango keeps trying to get you to eat her fruiting bodies
>Local Wight keeps calling you a pussy every time you decline

[Anonymous No.]

>"Wait! Please! You don't have to do this!"
Me to Miss Cupid after she handcuffs me to my own bed and begins undressing days after those posts I made on 4mon talking about how being single was perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Worship fat cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045213
This one is a bit too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045153
What isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045213
Very fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045213
Good
I want to be comfy.
Granted, choco-cats aren't built for winter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

hellhound beats chesh as hounds are the natural predator of kots. but manticore is only half kot, so it is a draw. kakuen beats hellhound because hellhound can't climb a tree.
cheshire beats manticore with the potato in tailpussy trick. she draws to kakuen, as their tricks counter one another.
manticore beats kakuen because she can put a spine in a banana and the retard monkey will eat it.

anon loses to all unless he brings a spray bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045257
This feels like a test.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Hellhound comes towards me declaring she will rape me
>pull out a stick
>she stops suddenly
>eyes follow the stick as I wave it around a little
>her tail starts wagging
>throw the stick off the side of a cliff and she immediately lunges for it and bites it mid air
>falls for the very long drop down below
LOL, that was easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045259
I think I could take the monkey. What is she going to do try and get me with the old kakuen penis trap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045369
Later this happens but with a stick instead of a frisbee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045377
>Old kakuen penis trap
Anon... you lost to her just by saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

Go on. Touch the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045403
The trick is to push deeper instead of pulling out, you don't get stuck that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045259
What are they gonna do?
Rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045465
How do all these centaurs putting their clothes one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045493
And people doubt the power of BIG FAITH

[Anonymous No.]

why is the marriage councilor a bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045639
Cuckoldry

[Anonymous No.]

>Minotaur minding her own business at the sandwich shop
>See my opportunity
>Walk by her and make a sudden move
>She looks me down with eyes that could kill
>She lunges from her seat and tackles me to the ground
>Get raped by a mino with ham and onion breath
It was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045652
>Your marraige is ruined is my proffesional opinion
>but I've come to love you
She's devious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045564
It was an ILLUSION, Michael!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045213
The Pharaoh won't be happy with the state of her priestesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045705
She won't but I will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045585
We were robbed of some sort of super cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>No sandworm to bully me by calling me worm food and treating me like a piece of candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045705
I don't see why. To me it looks like new generation of priestesses is on its way.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster is most like an enormous clock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045758
That's easy. Clockmon.

[Anonymous No.]

A saint can't have boobs like these.

[Anonymous No.]

what about scary monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing Miss Angel won't rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing Mr Anon won't rape me, Miss Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045778
Cool on-topic image, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045794
>>46045798
>and then they consensually held hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045652
Bicorns aren't cuckqueans you mouth breathing ape.

[Anonymous No.]

Yaldabaoth will not trap me in this material world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045783
She looks like she fucks a Warrior of Light

[Anonymous No.]

Cheesed to meet you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045814
You're right they aren't queens, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046010
They're not cuckolds either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046040
You're thinking of unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

the new transfer student

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046045
I'm really not. I know the American education system failed you but I won't. Even if I have to beat it into you.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's all you need to know about bicorns.
Bi means two
Corn means horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046103
buy corns and bike horns at bicorn's
located by corns

[Anonymous No.]

God the nights are so hot in the southern part of the world, I wish I had a cute cold Zombie gal to cuddle and beat the heat. Also a plus if the body stays cold during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to whiff tanuki breadth

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046103
Invest in maize.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045564
>how?
Zipper from the back of her upper-waist down her equine spine to the tail-vent.
Step in all 4 hooves, lift the pants up, pull the zipper either with a cloth strip tucked into the waist afterwards or a hook-stick.
The front zipper fly is just for quickie frontpussy fun at work.
>fashion design for mamonos
>[No Capes!]

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the mick posting tranny-tier art of /vg/ girls now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046174
a guy somewhere else didn't draw a free thing for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045639
Because Blakhoss was the only applicant who didnt just break couples up so she could rebound onto the first ex-Husbando they counselled into divorce.
However, she will send her Husbando to fuck your ex-waifu if the marriage fails, so its an incentive to the Anon to try to make the marriage counselling work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046045
No, it's the unicorns who always thinking about cucking, that's why there are so many Bicorns nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

dont marry a horse.
marry a goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046236
she's a bit odd

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044843
Ms.Lich gets sick and tired of DoomerAnon talking about suicide and never doing it, dead-teasing her
>Ms.Lich decides to just murder the Tard and get it done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046250
How does she do that?
It's driving me up the wall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044351
>how Fox?
Ask for a BJ.
Loli-foxes give great BJs, Hag Foxes are so out of practice they give lousy BJs.
Simples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046236
I can marry a winegoat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046260
ms wisp's methods of healing are controversial but get results

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045257
Cloud

[Anonymous No.]

Comedian anon likes to hand out weed during his performances with undead audiences.
Nobody knows why, but he likes the audience to leave with high spirits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046315
Charon go the fuck back to the River Styx.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine monsters bartering for marriage, anon demands a custom built pc from a gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046341
a dragon's dowry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046341
a wurms shiny rock that she's kept hidden for years and was saving it for herself for a very special occasion but she wants you to have it... *sniff* she'll miss that rock. :c

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046378
She wont lose it if they marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046341
Hmm I'd probably just ask for a safe home for the both of us to live in admittedly if that.. But thats me. I'd feel bad demanding something for something material for something as close and sacred as marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046393
all the same crisis of her favourite rock was important character development for wurmy... she will be a changed and better wurm from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046341
I just wanted to eat my hamburger in peace, now I have to buy 2 lest she steals my only burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046103
>be Anon
>Husbando of Bicorn
>buy a doppel potion
>2 horns to doppleteam the front and back Hosspussy
>at first she's doubly annoyed Anons aren't both out fucking other mamonos
>until she's double-ahegaos
>
>then Anons swap ends

[Anonymous No.]

I will not lose to a Lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046378
She's never going to see that rock again!
Until I put it in a ring/bracelet and present it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046456
What if she uses her lizard magic on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046378
noooo wurmy you can keep the rock it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046465
The rock is over 500 pounds and larger than a grown man.
>Wurmy likes how small and cute it is...
>Just like you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046356
>be Anon
>open to marriage offers
>Dragon's dowry outbids all others
>deal!
>Anon finds out after the wedding that her 'bed of gold' was just a Creeping Coin friend helping her fake it
>and the 'chests of jewels' are a group of Mimics from another cave doing her a favor
>Dragon is embarrassed she's been caught out, begs Anon anything if he'll stay
>Anon looks around at his new insta-Harem...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046341
I just tried making a stupidly overpriced build out of curiosity and came shy of $16k. Surely that's a price a monster that wants your hand is willing to pay.
https://pcpartpicker.com/list/zn3QgB

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046491
Oof, Anon. Not a single rainbow LED in the mix.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

I can out tsundere a mere lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046501
The CPU cooler has its own screen so you can display your gay rainbows or whatever else you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046520
This, but animooted.

[Anonymous No.]

Idea for a story that I would like feedback on.

Mana cages are made with managlass which is glass formed from weaving enchantments out of mana so thick that it becomes a physical object. It's amazing for holding enchantments but hard to manufacture for obvious reasons. The more complicated the design, the harder it is to create. A vial is easy because they can create a solid mass and then 'drill' it out to make the base of the Mana Cage since it's just storing raw mana and doesn't need to do anything else. Master enchanters pride themselves on creating trinkets out of managlass to prove their skill but nothing is more intimately important than creating a ring for their husband. They start with a gem that matches their husband's eye or hair color and weave the managlass around it, carefully imbuing all sorts of enchantments into it at the same time. This process can take days, is incredibly exhausting both mentally and physically and any mistake causes failure which just adds to the prestige. Upon completion, they present the ring to the man they love as proof of their love and devotion as a formal proposal of marriage.

A Dark Elf might enchant her husband's ring to only allow him to orgasm if she says or does a certain trigger. A Shirohebi might apply an enchantment that lets her know where he is and if there are any women within X distance from him along with a Recall effect if she feels that a woman might be making advances. An Akaname might apply an enchantment that makes her husband sweat much more often. Other enchantments might just let the wife and husband simply telepathically communicate or feel each other's presence when separated. I imagine a man who is at work suddenly feeling the warm hug of his Hellhound wife when he's feeling stressed out about some metric or another man having a homemade lunch materialize in front of him right as he sits down for lunch, sent by his loving Troll wife.

I kind of want to explore magic items a bit with some of my stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046491
>>46046491
> Compatibility: Warning! These parts have potential issues or incompatibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046538
DO ONE WITH A CHESH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046553
a good enough gremlin can work around the incompatibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>46046172
bro what they do to my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046538
I like it. I think magic and items are very under-explored in stories here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046538
anons learn they can eat magic items to absorb their powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046637
>Anon marries a hebi who gives him a magic wedding ring that'll always tell her where he is.
>Anon eats his wedding ring to gain its powers
>Now he always knows where he is
>Marvy, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046637
a strict diet of fox milk
my powers are sure to come any day now
any day now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046565
I do have a story idea for an aspiring wizard from our world who goes to a magic shop that opens post-Portals and gets sold a series of 'cursed' scrolls that just cause him to hallucinate and do sexual things to the shopkeeper while remembering them as other things. Things like being forced to eat a never-ending cantaloupe after the spell backfires but in reality he violently rims the shopkeeper until he passes out from mana exhaustion. When he wakes up all he can think is how delightfully juicy that fruit was and how he kind of wants to fail at casting the spell again. Now that I think about it, I don't know why I have a ? next to the Girl section of the spreadsheet. Cheshire seems obvious for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046657
1000% Cheshire approved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046657
not the hypnocat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046481
It hurts anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046637
what if you sneak into a mage's hut and eat all her stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046687
The joke I was going for was that Wurmy's rock isn't the kind of handheld rock you and I might imagine, but the kind of thing Wurmy would think of that way, at her much bigger size and strength.

Wurmy would absolutely never try to hurt your feelings. She loves you and is nice all the time.

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>>46046481
reminds me of ms gargoyles plinth

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>>46046712
>wurmy comes up to you
>"hey anon! This is my special rock! You can have it."
>it's a nice stone
>"Why? It's because I think you ROCK anon :D"

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>>46046712
No, I mean I want to give wurmy hugs and cookies

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine giving wurmy YOUR special rock

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>>46046783
NO ITS MINE

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>>46046846
Shoo, fox. We're talking about wurms, one of nature's wonders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046846
Lol, I am in danger.

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>>46046851
i will let my guard down around this sleepy looking fox

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I will pin a Wurm down and insert my penis into her vagina and then shoot sperm inside, which will create more Wurms. I will not stop creating Wurms. And then my Wurms will grow up in 18 years and then go find more men who will also do the same, which will create even more Wurms. There will be Wurms everywhere. You will walk outside and a Wurm will be there. There will be Wurms on the moon. There will be Wurms on the sun. There will be Wurms at the edge of the universe. Hell, there will be one outside looking in at everything within the edge and she become a new subspecies of Wurm. The Voidwurm.

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>>46046908
>The Voidwurm.
>still has that derpy mob face

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im going to give a wum the biggest and shinest rock i can find and carry it to her

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[Anonymous No.]

I will not be wurmed

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>>46047016

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>>46047027
OH YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047027
I live on the second story so she can't do that

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>>46047042
Wurm is long, she can reach.

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>>46047042
>wurmy pops her head from the 1st floor and drags you down for snuggles

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What is it about wurmy hat brings out so much love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047067
I just love her and her wholesomeness

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>>46047044
>>46047049
Wurm can stay if she's good, but any damage and she is fucking outta here
This includes scratches on my hardwood floor

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>>46047067
They're dragons but cheerful and honest.

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Do you trust her

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Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness.

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>>46043974
Imagine a mindflayer with a big ass

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>>46047092
I always trust foxes, I trust them so much that they feel guilt from trying to trick me

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>>46047105
Why is she so hungry?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgTNd0tdpIQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047119
A fox is a pitiless trickster spirit, they feel no remorse or guilt, only anticipation for the next lie

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>>46047122
Fighting evil is hard work.

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>>46047130
Then I will trick them first
I will say I like tofu too, but I don't actually like it!

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Teachers in MGC don't get payed enough.

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I don't like liars

[Anonymous No.]

Fox mating season may be ending, but wolf mating season has just begun.

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>>46047092
My brain says no, but my dick says yes, absolutely. So, yes, absolutely.

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Would the /vg/ vermin please fuck off back to their containment board?

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>>46047139
>>46047159
>>46047178
Kill yourself Mick

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Fox mating season may be over, but that just means they now hunt for sport and pleasure rather than an instinctual need

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>>46047210

[Anonymous No.]

Cats and dogs have higher body temperatures than humans. Consider that next time you think about how nice it would be to snuggle with them.

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>>46047238
That just means I can save money on a heater by getting a big cat or dog as my blanket

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, seek out the secret Kakuen temples in the mountains.
I hear some of their more elder monks bathe in healing springs after a good training sessions

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I, a devout Christian, will use the teachings of love that God gave us to redeem the lusty red skinned Demon girl that keeps giving me bedroom eyes! I will reform her into a better person and help her receive forgiveness for being evil!

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>>46047299
I will offer bananas as an offering to these monkey temples

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>>46047307
The offer of Banan will be accepted and you shall be allowed to entreat with one of their senior monks in a spring.

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>>46047313
>finally get to be alone with your monk crush
>time to pull out the charm
>"S-so, you come here often?"
>"I have lived and trained here for all my life"
>"W-wow! T-thats pretty bananas!"
>...
>fuck
how can anon recover?

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>>46044875
>Would a bj cure me from my pain
If a monster girl gave you one, then yes

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>>46047351
>"Your heart is true but your mouth speaks faster."
>'Yeah, I've been told I'm good with my mouth.'
>She just stares at him for a while
>Thinks he's fucked up until she breaks out into this tiny smile.
>"A spring is meant to relax you, Anon, if you need help I am more than willing to assist."

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>>46047370
>anon is just a clumsy and stuttering mess
>elder monk finds his awkward flirtations and affections endearing
>other monks "tsk" as they see a young handsome man courting some hag monk

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>>46044875
Sure, since you dont want 'worldly pleasures' just be the one doing the cocksucking.
>Alping will cure your pain.

[Anonymous No.]

Hags are powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047406
hags will never defeat me

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>>46047406
And extremely docile for some reason, I threw on top of one once as a joke in the park and she didn't resist or got mad at all

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the following
A big soft cuddlecat hag lies down on top of you
Extreme purring

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>>46047450
>Extreme purring
>she's like a massage chair but on top of you
i give myself up to her, she has already won

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Whatever you do, do not go into that new fancy food place that opened up in hagville
The couch cushions are made from weresheep wool
Do not sit down there
All my friends have disappe

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>>46047450
Big cat purrs to vibrate my entire body big cat purrs while kissing to vibrate the rest of me

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>>46047450
>purrs
Bliss

[Anonymous No.]

Am I too old to attend sabbath wizarding school?

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>>46047609
This man is addicted to marshmallow cats, we need an intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

my desire for cunny has been much stronger than normal lately I think I might be resonating with something beyond the portals

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>>46047635
Being addicted to purring is not illegal yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047700
it has legitimate medical benefits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047685
this chunni birb needs some correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047700
Purring is a gateway drug that inevitably leads to mofu abuse!

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>>46047762
shogs purr too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047762
But abused mofus don't purr! They only purr when you pet them on the head gently and do other kind deeds to them!

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>>46047714
True
>>46047762
>Pet chesh, bunyip and kiki
>Get mofu and purring
I'm addicted to petting mamonos

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Yeah I'm thinking about thick hellhounds. Now, thick, huge tits or thick, muscle mommies? That's for me to know and you to wonder/ignore

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>>46047923
The correct answer is both and we all know it.

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>>46047923
Both is nice to be honest