JAV Thread #1102

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Chinese New Year on February 10 Edition

FAQ:
https://jav.now.sh/

Delisted Thread:
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>>46035414
imagine suzu honjo in kino instead jav
...what could have been

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sirs we need to get an s1 contract in front of umi shinonome RIGHT NOW. jav is dying, she could single-handedly revitalize the industry

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>>46035445
Hinata Komine is the only one capable of doing this ngl

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tsubasa hachino
need it or keep it?

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Me after a long day of work

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>>46035462
What?

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>>46035545
i don't really know, i saw some zoomer post it on another board. i apologise for posting it here

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if her boobs are not big then she is worthless

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is there an automated way to make it so all my javs have their cover as the thumbnail?
https://files.catbox.moe/1ot1la.png
right is what all of my library looks like, left is what i would like it to be

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it's up
https://youtu.be/Z-c8VxOQhyA?si=8HSfzH0N6HYoNl6L

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>>46035658
most likely with ffmpeg but too lazy to search for it now

things to consider:
- wont work for all files, so you might need to re-encode avi files
- just use Icaros for thumbnails

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grabbed this from the previous thread; anybody know the sauce?

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>>46035773
rio fujisawa
https://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javme5qetm
seems like they kicked her from madonna.. they really do fkn hate any suramupiggu thats isnt named marina shirashi

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/jav made me gay...

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>>46035606
This place is filled with quasi-faux-ojisans, there's no way we're going to understand zoomer humor.

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Who's That Pokemon?

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senpai finna check out this hag she made me vibe check muh pee pee im simping high-key she the G.O.A.T. fr fr she kinda sus but she so sheesh no cap fr

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>4chan filters "f4m" to "sepnai"
wtf

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I want to lick the snowflakes off her face.

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>>46036045
hownew.ru

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>>46035445
No need for another Umi in jav we already got a perfect one.

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>>46036024
Non?

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>>46036245
I would say the horse.

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>>46036045
baka desu senpai

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A life after jav is possible

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>>46036316
baby rhino!

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>>46036334
Ant Gate® status?

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>>46036355
Devastated

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a bit late with my usual reminder but good evening sirs and Happy Hatsubai Day, sirs!
For the DMM/FANZA (WILL-owned) ecosystem of subsidiary studios, today brings the physical release for the Tuesday I batch (that already haishin'd on Friday) AND the corresponding previews for next month. The Tuesday I studios are as follows:
>ATTACKERS
>BeFree
>Fitch (1/2)
>kawaii*
>MOODYZ (1/2)
>Nanpa JAPAN
>WANZ FACTORY
For Madonna enjoyers, today also sees two MADOOOON!!!! releases (AND corresponding previews!) which don't follow their usual schedule.
Note: there will also be new releases from studios outside the DMM/FANZA (WILL) ecosystem unaccounted for in this post. Feel free to mention them.

What's looking interesting to the sirs in this batch today?

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https://cc3001.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/freepv/f/fpr/fpre00019/fpre00019_dm_w.mp4
>New Fitch debut
>Not a slampig in the slightest bit
Fitchbros...

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arai rime is so fucking good

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>>46036355
>>46036385
She never did anal, she just has very dry feces.

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>>46036574
MADOOOON!!!!
>today (feb 6)
MDON-045 Haruka Rukawa
MDON-046 Miki Akai

>next month (mar 5)
MDON-048 Sumire Mizukawa
MDON-049 Kanna Fuji

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>>46036628
she literally did and now you've inspired my fap of choice, DRPT-003, tonight

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>>46036574
>>46036638
now the vinegar bitch even got a MADOOOON!!!! title for herself... who the fuck she thinks she is??

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>>46036251
Post that other one from that photobook... you know the one.

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>>46036659
this one?

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>>46036574
Still waiting for next month's previews, but nothing of interest in the latest releases. I'm just waiting for new Momokino this weekend.

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>>46036684
she should eat that banana

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>>46036646
I cant wait, I'm fapping to Saya now

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>>46036654
she's just grinding her adult actress lifepath, trying to satisfy all avenues kek
i remember she even had a podcast at one point. maybe she wants to be the new household name for JAV but at the same time, she still feels a long way away from ubiquity. her strategy hasn't been focused enough, I feel

>>46036684
nice, at least with IdeaPocket's single batch approach, you reliably know almost for certain that you'll get your JAVfu for Tuesday II (+ haishin on the Friday prior)
happy waiting!

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>>46036654
>>46036800
whatever you say about her, you have to admit she has a really really good agency/agent

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friendship ended with momoko isshiki's bunghole; now Meguri's bunghole is my new favourite highly melanated, high area coverage bunghole

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trust nobody, not even JAV

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>>46036854
especially jav

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>>46036854
i trust ochinchin sama

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>>46036667
the one where she's at the beach (?)

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>>46036816
oh don't get me wrong, I like her a lot and you're right, her management seems very active
I'm just not convinced by the underlying strategy. she could be way huger than she is right now. obviously not everyone wants to be huge but she seems to be doing a few things that suggest she does while not doing enough to really launch her into the JAV/adult media stratosphere. at the same time, maybe she's almost too "porny" to benefit from JP idol GFE magic that seems like a big component for a lot of the biggest names

>>46036837
both are beautiful lewd bungholes belonging to amazing actresses.

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>>46036837
favourite meguri bunghole kinos?

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>>46036953
meyd-144 and wanz-626. i absolutely loathe ass oriented titles but when its a bunghole as lewd as hers i cannot resist

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S1 No.1 Bunghole https://files.catbox.moe/nenm7s.mp4

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>>46036707
Shes not like this anymore
Shes a normal 9o5 working girl, shes a dentist assistant.

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>>46037376
>shes a dentist assistant.
If she is no longer doing AV I don't care!

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She fkn hentai body

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This is why her "ant gate" breaks constantly...

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>>46037902
is she taking part in a turd measuring contest?

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>>46037902
half this whores tweets are about her shit

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>go on her twitter
>She literally gives an ant gate status update less than 24 hours ago

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>>46037973
I like learning Japanese terms for things I don't know what to call in English.

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>>46036045
it's funny when zoomers find out their words are not actually original and are older than they are.

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https://twitter.com/nina_nishimura/status/1755063852209995895
nina is getting married

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>>46038095
>I will not retire

good luck

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>>46037902
either her diet is shit or she prolapsed her ass and did permanent damage at some point

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>>46038095
damn vince got married to a japanese woman?

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>>46037581
nice bro
the other s1 bitch hentai body and fkn hentai face too

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>>46037973
DM this dumb bitch to consume more fibre.

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>bitch
>whore
Sirs, are we Kazakhs now?

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>>46037581
Of the big four titty monsters of S1 currently Momoka Kagura is my favorite. Literally Nana Aoyama (active from 2006 to 2015) reincarnated in a more youthful and super voluptuous form.

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>>46038217
bro why you left her out asshole. she debuted same time as those 3 other bitches.
>>46038186

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>>46038095
>Nina Nishimura is actually getting married.
Damn...I am happy and sad at the same damn time. Overall though I am glad she has found someone to at least to keep her anchored while pursuing her chosen profession. Hopefully she will consider to deliver us top tier AV content.

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>>46036188
who is she?

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>>46038263
/jav/'s resident bigbrain Remy Suzumori.

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>>46038223
>why you left her out asshole. she debuted same time as those 3 other bitches.

Sorry about that, anon. I was not the one who originally created the image. It was a gentleman of Scanlover (may it RIP).
Miyu Kiyohara debuted sometime around the middle of 2023 the others all back to back in the fall of 2023. Which kind of made them stand out more to me at first. Miyu's breasts are kind of small compared to the others too (but her cute babyface reminds me of Ruka Inaba so she has a place on my list).

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>>45983182
I followed his banana trick and the banana tip literally caught on fire inside my microwave... For a second, I thought I got fooled à la aluminum ball prank.
Anyways, after testing it on myself with my adorée Ichika Nagano as aid, I found that the banana peel was surprisingly slippery in the inside and yet strong enough to not tear apart while I exerted wider motions.
In the end, I used my bare hand because the sensation wasn't strong enough for me.

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>>46037902
Probably got scat fetishists all hot and bothered reading this

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What is an ant gate?
What are you guys talking about?

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>>46038352
>Oh, and if you don't mind making a mess and spending a little more, let's also talk about the watermelon method...
My interest has peaked tell me more.

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>>45983182
>Oh, and if you don't mind making a mess and spending a little more, let's also talk about the watermelon method...
My interest has peaked tell me more.

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I wonder what's the relationship between JAV shooting crew and the hotel staff. Do they clean all the squart themselves or do they just leave 1000 yen on the pillow?

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>>46038505
Would love to hear a /jav/lore bro take on this

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>>46038263
Sir, that's Remu Suzumori.

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>>46033350
bokki kun almost drowned in this.
he water boarded himself and i had a good laugh.
another 10/10 masterpiece.

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>>46037581
and face too

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>>46037233
Whomst?

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>>46036188
same but with her armpits instead

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being a jav master is brutal you never know when your javfu will disappear

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>>46039124
or fkn kill herself

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>>46039124
Twenty years from now Japan will eventually lift the censorship law and your javfu's work will forever remain censored.

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>>46039051
What if he truly drowned? Would you still laugh?

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>>46039162
yes

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Which site upload new works the fastest? supjav has been failing to me these last 5 days after an impeccable record, had to wait a whole day for the newest SOD AVs release

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>>46039166
Edgy Edgy

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https://cc3001.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/freepv/m/mid/midv00645/midv00645_dm_w.mp4
Yoru Tsukomu is a national treasure.

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>>46039240
https://cc3001.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/freepv/m/mid/midv00645/midv00645_mhb_w.mp4

make video bigg\r 4u

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>>46035414
does suzu honjo have a scat fetish?

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>>46039240
Yeah very few girls are willing to take real sperm to the face like she is.

https://loopvid.kastden.org/#cb/bce10z

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>>46039252
>Mainstream exclusive actress
>Scat fetish
>That's the dumbest question I ever heard in this thread.

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>>46038550
>>46038523
The word you are looking for is "piqued".

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>>46035773
she needs to lose weight

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>>46039257
then why does she keep licking and sniffing bungholes?

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>>46039249
she needs to GAIN weight

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>>46039265
It's her job to try to be as erotic as possible. It doesn't mean she likes it.

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>lose weight
>gain weight
and you wonder why your javfu has an eating disorder

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>>46039268
As a pocchari enjoyer I strongly disagree. Tsukomu-san is fine just the way she is...for now.

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>>46039256
>No cumkiss after such fantastic spray
Is the dude gay?

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>AKDL-147
this is cursed it just keeps repeating

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>>46039256
sh fnk twin

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more girls like fuyue kotone? i need to expand my pedovision

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>>46039275
every single management agency pushes girls to gain weight until they start getting stomach fat. which is healthy. healthy sells better.

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any jav where a hypnosis goes wrong like the girl becomes too much of a slut to handle

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>>46039112
learn fishing dear fishlet

1. save pic
2. open google image search and yandex image search
3. drag the pic in there and let it search
4. literally the first result has her name
5. search her name on any jav related site
6. very new girl and has barely any releases. Try the first one and compare screens

its sone004

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>>46039249
I also love Aina.

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https://javtrailers.com/video/dvaj00643
The best masochist part-time wife Nene (28 years old, I cup) who makes all my sadist desires come true. Nene Tanaka, a quiet big-breasted sex slave who wants to be treated like a sex toy and falls into pleasure.

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>>46039402
i was disgusted for the entire lead up of this webm but as soon as she started regurgitating her chewed food into his mouth my 0chinpo became rock hard

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damn he fkn enjoy kneading the shit outta she breawst

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>>46039496
Wait till you see modern Yui, it’ll become flaccid again.

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>SDMU-849
Awesome. Ya gotta love a happy ending.

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Hong Kong Faleno girl found a rich bf/sugardaddy and quit porn?

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Please respond.

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>>46039553
fucking whore reminds me of her

fucking disgusting. i bet she's a manipulative, gaslighting, gold digging bitch as well

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>>46039573
who is her

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>>46036355
Shredded

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>>46039560
she fkn curse in cantonese when she cums

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>>46037581
A sir needs to clip 00:02:50-00:03:11 from SONE-041

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>>46039370
>>46039557
you should try the succubus summoning videos. reverse rape isn't even a common theme in jav let alone in hypnosis jav. that would be like the opposite of what the people watching those videos wants to see.
i don't know the code for it, but one of the homeless man time stop videos has og monke reverse time stop and bully bokki at the end. i don't know if she's even credited

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>>46039591
I was asking about this girl
>>46039560
>>46039553

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>>46039583
please can you show me?

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>>46039403
Aina who?

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>>46039544
Best wingman

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fuck you jav

I just had a dream that the worm fixed her acne, makeup and repulsiveness. And that she had nice big boobs and had a proper jav soft bdsm release that got leaked early

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Anyone know the sauce for >>26681831 ?

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is there anyone who has shown more affection for a chinpo than mio in flab-001

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>>46039823
I had stroke while reading this

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>>46035414
if she bogs herself i will KILL MYSELF

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>nina got married
It's over...

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Fishlet moment here, but hear me out. Trying to find a code in which I think Taku was licking a girl's armpits so enthusiastically and when he reaches towards the girl she gave in with a deep kiss. Someone posted a Webm of that scene in the past threads here.

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>>46039469
nene tanaka is a treasure, her and yuria yoshine are carrying the suramupiggu stocks

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>>46040284
Yuria has a derpy face.

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Where do I find showa era stuff?

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Why did she put fish in her rectum?
Why?!!

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>>46040574
cuz they paid good money for her to do it

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I propose a toast
For the most beautiful girl on jav and /jav
For Remu!

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is fc2 ppv stuff still considered jav?

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>>46040655
source haha?

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>>46036638
I look forward to MDON-048!
>>46036800
>>46036816
>>46036937
Sumire definitely is one of my top ten favourite JAV actresses for multiple reasons! I wish she will have a long career and her JAV will provide many more MADOOOON!!!! all over ourselves experiences.
>>46037445
Laughing June looks cute, I wish she will have a JAV title with laughing fetish. Tickling is not my cup of tea, however maybe I'd fap to it. Another option is telling her jokes during sexo.
>>46037902
>>46037973
KEK!

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>>46040655
shes cute. whats her name?

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>>46036355
>>46036385
>>46036628
>>46036646
>>46037902
>>46037973
>>46037948
>>46037961
>>46038138
>>46038205
>>46038505
>>46038891
>>46039579
As a fully qualified, board-certified, published, peer-reviewed, fully-licensed, industry accredited, chartered, registered, commissioned, legally authorised, council-approved, classically trained, maximum clearance, full attendance /jav/ thread regular, allow me to provide a comprehensive explanation, sirs.

I think it is necessary to first clarify that 蟻の門渡り (ari no towatari, lit. "ant gate crossing") doesn't refer to the anus, but instead the perineum or, in the common parlance, the "taint" or "gooch" i.e the sensitive patch of skin between one's genitals and anus in either sex.

This terminology entered the /jav/ lexicon and awareness in October 2023 courtesy of the Sayabro's regular provision of retired JAV actress Saya Minami's social media updates on the website formerly known as Twitter, one of which expressed her distress at having torn the aforementioned area "...again", hinting at this affliction being a frequent occurrence (>>/jp/thread/44832024#p44832897).). This has since been substantiated by later repeated posts detailing similar circumstances (>>/jp/thread/45428923#p45441799).).

While early responses at the time correctly and explicitly identified the perineum as the offending area, later mentions and the continued development of the meme seem to be increasingly ambiguous and flexible. In some cases, this has meant a slow shift towards a possible widespread misunderstanding that the euphemism in question references the anus. Others on the other hand may be fully aware that the term references the perineum but have chosen to extrapolate/conflate the anus as a relevant party given their close physical proximity and potential for mutual damage. This may be borrowing from another social media post in which a bemused Saya talks about having produced an allegedly arm-length cylinder of excrement; in the absence of any picture evidence, it is unclear if she was exaggerating (>>/jp/thread/46035414#p46037902).). Sirs have accordingly attributed a low fibre diet to her repeated anal/perineal damage resulting from excessively hard stools, despite the alleged mass and cohesion of her excrement suggesting otherwise. Extreme sex (either vaginal or anal) for which Saya is readily associated with can also cause perineal tearing. Another common cause is childbirth though this is rarely referenced even after the very sad revelation that Saya had previously suffered a miscarriage (>>/jp/thread/45165192#p45174759).).

Any existing confusion has likely been further exacerbated from the omission of the "crossing" component, leading to the truncated form of "ant gate" which appears to be a uniquely /jav/ variation/innovation (though likely just stemming from carelessness and/or misunderstanding). This has resulted in a metaphor that is perhaps more easily associated with an orifice rather than the more general surface area of the perineum hinted at by the term's complete form "ant gate crossing".

For now, this joke remains in its infancy and I look forward to seeing where sirs' imagination will take it.

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>>46040574
code?

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>>46041383
Based JAV lore master-sama!

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any jav like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0C0Ydlr_xc

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Enthusiastic ant gate consumers...

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>>46040655
who is this?

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>>46041593
all i could think about was cumming on those huge thighs... i need sexo

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>>46041383
niBBa is dis yo job

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>>46040655
Code pls. So rare to see someone that cute doing uncensored.
>>46041284
FC2 girls are largely trafficked, so we're not given names.

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why doesn't any other country's porn industry follow the jav model?

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>>46038215
as an ESLposter, i like using "bitch" but in a more comedic light tone. i don't want to sound nasty or offensive
i don't use "whore" because it always sounds like an angry incel teenager posting it

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>>46041383
thanks for the explanation, dear. and thanks for the effort, we love you

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>>46041383
based /JAV/lore-master-sama. i didn't even knew ant-gate was a thing
>>46041810
it would look and feel too disingenuous
>>46041957
i will never be a fully licensed JAVbus driver ;_;

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>>46042008
javloremaster-sama, why the voices won't shut up??!!

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I REPLYED TO THE WRONG PERSON IM SORRY
>>46042067 was meant for >>46041383

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>>46042079
>>46042067
Drink a tall glass of bleach.

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>>46041957
I also do this!

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>>46041957
i always use whore in the most loving way possibe. fkn love these sexo enjoyers

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>>46041957
i love saying "prostitute", always makes me KEK
i like saying in this tone here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N81v0-UW80

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Recommend me some female teacher with male student codes. No teacher fucking various student or getting banged by bunch of students, I want one on one story.

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>>46042079
Kek looks like shes bitting the barrel of a gun

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Your javfu is a whore

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>>46042445
Yeah but her heart is pure and her intentions good.

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Good night, sweet princess.

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>>46042469
Will her ghost come to haunt me if I choke my meat to her?

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>>46042462
yeah okay but, like, what about the smell of her breath?

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something about Kana Yume/Jun Mizukawa changed. she's been sanitised. I don't know how else to put it. even without the dahlia exclusivity, she's just different.

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Two things make me the most EERCT:
>sachoogirl (sny country ore ethnicit)
>Han Chinese gilrs (specially outside of China)
Then, i fappd to CAWD-590 and iemgained the famous rape abucting crime case of a real schooglil as being the rapits... I felt unusual or even "wrong" to insert such a real victim, hwoever within mintues I coomed...

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>>46042506
she looks different for sure; she did something to her philtrum area and/or nose

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A crime case of an ethically Chinese vitim, naturally Yuuhi is Japanese

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>>46042553
so... is there no better way of farming distinctions than a rare chest with like 10 other distinctions?

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>>46042522
Based. I need to check out this one.

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why is it always *that* guy holy shit

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Still two days before JUQ-575 kino release, i can't wait.

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>>46042853
Sad the other bitch bogged

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>>46042853
we're all waiting for SONE-052

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>>46042901
her lips deflated back to their natty size in some of her recent releases but JAV is filmed months in advance so who knows if she got another topup since...

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Doesn't male moaning/noise in porn bother you guys? The main appeal of VR for me is that I can avoid that completely, putting all focus on the woman. Maybe it's a performance vs immersion sort of thing, I dunno. Can never ignore the male talent, no matter how much I try and "self-insert"

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>>46042968
an easy fix is for yourself to moan even louder

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>>46042901
Hey don't be mean, at least she's still a good kisser right? Haha

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>>46040455
>Yuria has a derpy face.
That's part of her undeniable sex appeal!
She has that natural chubby face that also begs to be pinched. A true Pocchari champion.

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>>46042484
she's already haunting all of us here

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>javfu comes out of retirement
>botched face with surgery, literally did not recognize her
fuck this gay castrated country and fuck koreans for pushing this shit

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>>46043021
who? why do some sirs insist on always being so fkn MYSTERIOUS?

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>>46043031
I dont want /jav/ to hate my waifu ha ha
I'm afraid she gets memed like miru

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>>46043005
Nipple spotted, sir.

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>>46043135
tell us who she is immediately, sir. what the village ends up doing about her isn't for you to worry about.

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>>46043021
Meanwhile my javfu is coming out of retirement looking just as good as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

who got the pinkiest cleaniest bunghole?

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>>46043214
mine is pretty clean and smooth

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>>46043234
i'm talking about JAVgirls, you fucking partaker

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>>46040284
>s*r*m*p*gg* stocks
Pocchari stocks have been rising ever since 2015 to 2017 (very slowly) actually with debuts of Chitose Saegusa and Nanami Matsumoto.

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>>46043214
Ibuki Aoi
Kanna Fuji
(sorry i can't show you right now, i am phoneshitposting on the company toilet)

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>>46043214
this clean enough? https://files.catbox.moe/6dttqp.mp4

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>>46043325
>>46043356
>even her bunghole is perfect
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043135
>I'm afraid she gets memed like miru
Honestly, this general is actually quite respectful of Miru Sakamichi compared to the likes of Saya Minami. Most of the the shitposting here is just for cheap reactionary (you)s. These zoom zooms don't want to vigorously discuss anything of substance. So my advice to you is to not discuss your favorite girls unless somebody introduces her to conversation themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043214
past - uehara
recent past - shirato
present - mitani or lovejoy depending on what you mean by pink and what you mean by clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043430
>lovejoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043146
Who asked you to talk back.
Just enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043430
>Shirato
>past
Yeah I'm done, time to rock climb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043468
why are they in a cave? i don't want to have sex in a cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043452
japanese can never hope to achieve the fluorescent pinks capable of whites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043524
but is it clean tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043214
Probably Nene Tanaka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043468
Alice is too good for this earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043644
Indeed.
She really put her best foot forward to grab the brass ring unlike some of these princesses in today's era.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/y4fopy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043865
I think I know why attackers gets rarely discussed here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040662
>>46041284
>>46041694
>>46041763

https://files.catbox.moe/81w51u.jpg
4069681

whats her name bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043924
if you have the FC2 code you can try https://db.msin.jp/?jp

I also want to know it ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043947
sorry anon kun the code is FC2PPV4069681 but idk how to enter it lol

[Anonymous No.]

How do these "bro" even manage to breath? Wtf is going on lately it's pretty scary.

>>46043956
You know you can translate website to help you...
https://db.msin.jp/page/actress?id=47004

Fkn zoomer i'm too old for this shit. Good night sirs.

[Anonymous No.]

Your guys’ response?

>>>/pol/457884254

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043924
thats a big dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043956
you just search the fc2 code in the search ha ha
zoomers are tech illiterate ha ha
I did not try for over 17 minutes because I'm also a techlet, but since I was fapping ha ha

its very easy sir ha ha

https://db.msin.jp/page/actress?id=47004
glad to see she did more

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043977
he was faster than me ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041383
Holy based, ask and you shall receive. Bless you sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043910
Because most of their productions today are copypasted NTR movies.
What Sarasa Hara has been stuck in for the past 10 years is miles worse than Faleno hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044150
She was great at attackers for the first several years, but hasn't done a proper reipu in ages, just NTR lameness. Very disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043924
these are the ones I found ha ha

FC2PPV-4018232
FC2PPV-4065568
FC2PPV-4069681
FC2PPV-4185460
FC2PPV-4228199
FC2PPV-4264406

[Anonymous No.]

>589AGCN-022
Genji is such a partaker haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044478
him and bokki suck chinpo better than most javgirls. and they fkn enjoy it too KEK

bonus spunky teen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nx83PZ4zjs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044511
penis suki ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044511
Kek, I wasn't really surprised but he's way too enthusiastic and puts too much effort into it to be honest. Bloody developer tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044562
Those damn homosexuals...
Fucking beautiful women isnt enough for these faggots
Its disgusting...

[Anonymous No.]

all these male JAV actors have fkn blowjob breath wtf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043214
Kano

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043686
Imagine getting mogged by Alice

[Anonymous No.]

when you see it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041383
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

I cant find Pussy Airline on google. How do I book a flight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044945
I really need to use a lot of imagination for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045092
For me it’s Madonna Airlines.

[Anonymous No.]

>moshi moshi, shinoda-san desu

[Anonymous No.]

>title piques my interest
>forgets about title after a while
>by the time I remember to check again, title has long been released and seeds are all dead
I got no one to blame but myself but still, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045562
I know that feel. am currently at 1158 codes I want to check out. help

CAWD363 for example

[Anonymous No.]

I be bustin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045832
What to haha can I see?

[Anonymous No.]

who is this >>>/gif/26681603

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045880
some chinese girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045899
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46043924
I wish my dick was this big :(

[Anonymous No.]

Did we do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46044244
Thanks dear.

[Anonymous No.]

WHEN scanlouvre com BACK

[Anonymous No.]

imagine nocoundem sex with her and make a creamy sex paste in her vagina haha

[Anonymous No.]

this new zoomer bitch fkn tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045150
Wow sir, where have you found it in such good quality? Could you please share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046053
too many moles

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046148
word and knees too damn sharp

[Anonymous No.]

gimme jav secks

[Anonymous No.]

Man I miss this hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046909
>ahhh stop calling women younger than me hags
>look up her age
>she is older
i kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041763
I fucked an FC2 girl last y ear (I've mentioned it before), and she was a Japanese 立ちんぼ. Most of these girls are just prostitutes. The guy that's filmed with the same girl I was with has a bunch of other videos with other 立ちんぼ that I've am familiar with.

[Anonymous No.]

Shame that hi-res covers didn't come to effect until 2014. They had some kino stuff before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047125
Okay, sexpat. Time to show proofs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047207
I made a post about it when I found out she had FC2 videos
https://archive.4plebs.org/trv/thread/2469709/#2472299
I met up with her again and made a recording myself later
https://archive.4plebs.org/trv/thread/2473707/#2478429
The guy's videos:
https://adult.contents.fc2.com/users/ysetsu/articles?sort=date&order=desc
Hell, this is my LINE chat with her to set up a meeting to make a recording of my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047294
Why did you delete it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046999
jfc can i have the soruce

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047294
>Deletes his post
>Doesn't even show the specific girl
You're such a fucking coward. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047207
i saw this news video on sex tourism, and they were calling all the guys derogatory names like sexpat, rapist and colonizer. it was crazy to me because all these dudes are flying across the world to funnel billions of dollars straight into these girl's pockets. it seemed like some sort of nationalist propaganda to discourage wealth from flowing to other countries. now that word just seems like long nose propaganda to me.
>>46047457
hasegawa reimi

[Anonymous No.]

my cox fuggin steam

[Anonymous No.]

when is scanlover REBORN sirs

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what happened to Hanon Hinana. Is she a hag now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046053
finally an upgrade to Aika Yumeno

[Anonymous No.]

this girl used to do JAV, right?
@mirichamuu_0710

[Anonymous No.]

This studio is kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047529
>hasegawa reimi
what the code please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047529
>it was crazy to me because all these dudes are flying across the world to funnel billions of dollars straight into these girl's pockets.
Japan doesn't need them when they have their own indigenous paypigs. Save that for when Russia becomes even more of a failed state.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know who this is https://spankbang.com/4qc6l/video/porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047746
She should be like 25-26 now
Also I miss her fivehead and body so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041383
Yes we already know. It’s line between anus and pussy and it’s indeed shredded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047955
Kana Mito is nice but isn't a proper full substitute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047989
Kana Mito is like if Hanon Hinana became anorexic in her late 20's and 30's

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047989
>>46048003
watch JUY-947 and tell me how Hanon is better in any way

[Anonymous No.]

what's the best doujin JAV out there? The Karami Zaraki ones (the remakes) look great

[Anonymous No.]

>>46041383
Sasuga /jav/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46035773
She doesn't do rape/forced scenes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047989
They're different types of women, don't even look similar

[Anonymous No.]

>>46046092
unironically javlibrary :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46047954
gravure
you might get a name with https://face.okonomi-search.com/
and then go from gravure search in javpop to find the title http://javpop.com/

unfortunately I am busy swinging my chinpo to jav so I dont have time to help you sry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048080
if she just laid on the ground and closed her legs it would be like trying to attack a turtle with a toothpick. the best you could hope for is sumata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045040
AAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHA THEYRE EVERYWHERE ARGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46045040
>>46048268
what am i looking at

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048335
the mailbox is german.
I think we need a refreshment on our jav lore

[Anonymous No.]

I like how oddly low tech japan is when it comes to social media. Gives all these random MILF debuts a lot of mystique like they came out of nowhere from the mountains and into the city specifically to become JAV stars

[Anonymous No.]

>>46035414
Thought this was Paolo from Tokyo's wife at first glance lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048449
in short: some sir began posting his photos with the filename "unbenannt"
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=unbenannt&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
at some point he started being pursued by another sir labelling him as a fake village inhabitant
>>/jp/thread/45212220#p45221643
>>/jp/thread/45571440#p45586355
he also seems to harbour a hatred for all things deutsch
>>/jp/thread/45861305#p45876305
At some point said unbenannt poster started teasing the aforementioned saar by posting images named "umbenannt" and messing with him when he replies
>>/jp/thread/45861305#p45877042
and of course the most recent attempt to rile him up >>46045040
i am nowhere near as eloquent(and probably not as accurate) as the /jav/loremaster saar but i hope i made him proud

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048449
in short: some sir began posting his photos with the filename "unbenannt"
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=unbenannt&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
at some point he started being pursued by another sir labelling him as a fake village inhabitant
>>/jp/thread/45571440#p45586740
>>/jp/thread/45212220#p45222966
he also seems to harbour a hatred for all things deutsch
>>/jp/thread/45861305#p45876305
At some point said unbenannt poster started teasing the aforementioned saar by posting images named "umbenannt" and messing with him when he replies
>>/jp/thread/45861305#p45877042
and of course the most recent attempt to rile him up >>46045040
i am nowhere near as eloquent(and probably not as accurate) as the /jav/loremaster saar but i hope i made him proud

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048517
fuck that guy trying to insert himself in every scene of his day in the life series. I just want to see cute japanese workers

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i was born is east asia but i was born is south asia

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048573
are you the light skinned variety at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048607
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048517
>>46048559
Who? The only celebs I care about are those into porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048632
you're already on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048632
>he doesn't look at celebs and imagine if they are in porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048655
>he doesnt read sir posts and imagine if they suck your chinpo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048517
his wife wishes she was this beautiful you blind asshole

[Anonymous No.]

boiled meat lovers, hagchads, and poccharibros (who don't mind ripeness) rejoice!
Shiho Terashima is coming out of retirement and redebuting with Center Village in 2 weeks (Feb 22nd)!

[Anonymous No.]

why do all the sirs on jav.guru want subtitles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048761
hello admin sir very good jav pls sub thx
regards from deu- indonesia :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048761
i just wanna understand y dey fuckin

[Anonymous No.]

It's like how the japanese dialogue in anime is actually elementary-middle school level so everyone can understand the plot
the plot in JAV is kindergarten level so you wont need to understand the dialogue to blast

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048632

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048702
She kinda does lol. See >>46048814

[Anonymous No.]

Recent threads show it's tourist season again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048761
Understanding the plot helps you experience more of the build up which makes things hotter

[Anonymous No.]

Cant wait for Shizula Takimoto to do the aesthetic of facial series

[Anonymous No.]

>the only 1080p versions of VRTM-134 and GVG-274 that i could find are on the now defunct uptobox
life as a shotachad is so hard saars...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46048761
>>46048791
>>46048809
>>46048840
pre-sexo plot-related drama-heavy dialogue needs more deliberate study to understand but knowing even the tiniest amount of JP can really elevate the overall JAV experience and Lifestyle

just checking out the description for a JAV gets you 25-35% of the pre-sexo content/CONTEXT anyway. knowing the usual canned stock during-sexo JAV phrases/"barks" then gets you maybe 40% of the sex scene dialogue. if, on top of that, you add a bit of additional study of the basics, I think most sirs would be surprised by how much more JAV they can understand just from a few months of Anki flash cards and some Cure Dolly videos

[Anonymous No.]

some of the older subbed 1080p entries on javguru are like 1.5gb in size; is it safe to assume those are just mislabelled? or are they encoded?

[Anonymous No.]

>waaa338
>ywn be the boyfriend of this cute team manager
Sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46049215
>the usual canned stock during-sexo JAV phrases/"barks"
can we work on a comprehensive list of these?
I already got
>kimochi
>iku
>ii
>iiya
>dame
>yamete
>motto

[Anonymous No.]

chi○po remover unit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46049152
and 1 tezfile link :^(

[Anonymous No.]

>>46040604
code?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46049608
But anon, she literally took 20 loads to the face...

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't blasted a load in months bros....
It just dribbles out. I just turned 30 last month. Is it really over for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050579
I'm 30 and it's the same bro. I only blast cum when I'm super excited and edge a lot now...

[Anonymous No.]

will choco eva do porn again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050522
>20 loads
FAKENEWS!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050613
she fkn consume chinkonese business men bungholes to make ends meet now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050621
how much did emma futaba get paid to take 22 loads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050522
Yeah isn't she lovely?
Such a hard worker manager doing everything in her hand to help the team

[Anonymous No.]

i cant look at Nai Jinguuji without imagining her absolutely reeking of shrimp crackers; the worst part? i fkn love it and its made her even hotter for me... bloody aromachods...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050579
>>46050609
you are coomdoom-mongering, sirs. I am also a quasi-faux-ojisan and my cooms are still explosive
how's your
>hydration
>diet
>sleep
>general health and fitness
>exercise
>pelvic floor
>supplements
>masturbation habits
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050579
>turned 29 and if i dont coom for 2 days then redeem there is a 50/50 chance it hits me in the face
you just need to get fit, eat well and sleep saar

[Anonymous No.]

im 31 and my morning wood and coom shooting blast is the same since i was 16
you quasi-faux-ojisan need Vit D3 10k UI and 50mg Zinc Picolinate in your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050999
>Vit D3 10k UI and 50mg Zinc Picolinate
band aid solutions for a larger problem; nothing works like being in shape
>t.mother is a pharmacist who constantly sends me all sorts of vitamins that i pretty much never take

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050579
new miru tonight
if she doesn't make you blast, it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050999
>>46051008
most men are deficient in those two micronutrients and they are very important to the overall male hormonal health
they wont change your life, but they are definitely the right step into the right direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050579
hydration is important but also its a mentality thing. its easy to say, dont worry about it and it will fix itself

but honestly, dont stress about it. I'm 35, at least fap twice a day and the cooms are as strong as they have never been before. Even once tore through the tissue with the blast

tl;dr: start going for walks daily. At least 30 minutes and drink water

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051008
>>46051028
both of you sirs are right though
it's true that most supps are just extra bonus stuff for marginal gains at the top end like those aerodynamic fins and other widgets you get on a racecar which wouldn't mean much on a shitbox.
BUT vit D and zinc (along with some others like magnesium, etc) don't fit into that bracket. that said, they don't make an unhealthy person suddenly healthy either and on balance, doing the basic stuff first and not living like shit more generally will make a bigger impact

[Anonymous No.]

#javkillswomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051168
so why do you still watch it?

[Anonymous No.]

jav gives women a purpose in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051028
i'm pretty sure taking zinc can lead to baldness. that's why i stopped taking the daily vitamins. i have all of my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051210
i love rena but she seems like a 70iq retard

[Anonymous No.]

It's Real Pharma Hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051191
I just wanna cum and feel good haha

[Anonymous No.]

it's ok, they are in heaven
all javfus are in heaven
they made us feel good and heaven is good so they are there with God being good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051404
will that turn me into a chibitori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051404
don't you mean Real Amino Hours?

[Anonymous No.]

Nana Saeki was a great actress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051492
it'll make you want to fkn enjoy a chibitori

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051771
but i already do hehe

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid our beloved handsome cameraman has an early case of Parkinson's disease.

[Anonymous No.]

Momobros, we're eating good tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051021
Miru won't even do reipu anymore. She's as lazy as Yua but without the sex appeal, star quality, or sales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051863
Miru would reach early duck levels of proliferation if she wasn't bound by the shackles of S1 tyranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051875
This 71IQ retard managed to finish top 10 with the shackles of S1 tyranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051875
S1 still does occasional reipu, but only with their second tier girls or hags. Except for Miru, who is both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051813
i do not blame him(me); no one ever held eye contact that intensely long before. she is beyond a pro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051887
>managed to finish top 10 with the shackles of S1 tyranny.
of course she did, she is the awkwardest thing S1 has.

it's like going to a buffet that only serves white rice (with the occasional file mignon [Saki Okuda]) and find some school cafeteria pizza(Ria) laying around

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't start a meal system™, i won't be able to follow you anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051895
Unpai getting reipued by Mao Hamasaki and co was kino
>>46051887
Konan Koyoi reaching in while clapping like that kinda looks like she desperately wants to be the centre of attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051933
oi lad, school cafeteria pizza tastes fucking awesome, ok? its a bit retarded but tastes super good... wait...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051962
How do you taste retardation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051940
It looks weird because she's locking hand with our cute boy that's all.

>>46051904
The movie is really, really good but it's been a while since i've seen such a shitty rip. It's outrageous what the chinks did with this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051940
Too bad Unpai is mid af

Should have had Ria get rekt instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051933
>>46051938
>"I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's." — William Blake

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051966
when something tastes good but you know it shouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051977
is that title about Kana feeling bad about she looking like a nene minori and trying to get with they guy despite that? context me up, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052061
Hibiki (or Mochizuki in the first scene) is a slut preying on a couple in an onsen. The title says it all: A Couple Is Continuously Made To Cum Together By A Beautiful Whore Who Uses Both Swords In A Mixed Bathing Hot Spring Where They Thought No One Was There, And They Are Forced Into A Cuckolded Threesome

The cast is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052116
oh so Kana is the woman in the couple? WTF i thought they would play her size and stuff
Thankh you.

[Anonymous No.]

ok, but, like, imagine that you WILL be pegged, but can chose who.
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052168
Nao Jumanji

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051813
this is what handheld looks like with max zoom.
all of my concert videos look like this and i have to edit it. the swaying about is really just poor camerawork but the shaking is uncontrollable and just your breathing and heartbeat will cause it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052168
Shuko Shiina

[Anonymous No.]

Fapping to uncensored (heyzo, caribbean, etc) titles of Momoka Ogawa like a drugged up monkey, what does that say of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051933
>>46052206
FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052168
Aoi Ibuki
Miru
Kano Yura
Ena Satsuki
or >>46052206

[Anonymous No.]

>>46035461
>cosplaying my wife Sirius
MY COCKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.]

Lol Emily Willis is about to yokomiya

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052348
>feeding me a you almost two days later

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052368
Fellow Arisa sir, I apologise. I have been quite ill and low energy (both chinpo and sirself), so I only came to check the thread while being half-recovered. I hope my (You) pleased you, as I was very excited to see both Sirius cosplay AV AND it being Arisa Hanyuu.

[Anonymous No.]

WOW I FELT A TREMOUR, almost as if someone is talking about something that is not JAV related...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052426
dont hate on emily for she looks japanese too me

[Anonymous No.]

NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WILL NOT DO THAT! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND LEAVE ME ALONE! I WILL NOT DO THAT EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052469
so not only you are faceblind, but also raceblind?

[Anonymous No.]

MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051305
She has great boobas so it's ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052500
I'm chinpoblind and only care for things that rustle my jimmies

I'd unzip on you, but already unzipped in this thread. So lets wait for next thread kind sir and enjoy AlKA dancing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051210
All fantastic except Unpaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052541
peak AIKA was something else

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna do everything

i wan tto do it so bad

it's really a beautiful feeling

[Anonymous No.]

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>46050667
y'know, I'm really proud of that fujoshi shrimp snacks dehydration morning breath conceptualisation and it even formed part of my thesis for graduating with honours with a module in Aroma Planning at the JAV University. I'm very glad that it has elevated your enjoyment of her!

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052839
what's so fkn funny, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052903
Come on you know what's so fkn funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052903
Shm

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder about the selection process for VR shoots. You'd think that exclusives would all get their shot semi-frequently, yet stars like Nao and Momonogi Kana haven't done one in years - yet fresh debuts at S1 and IP continue to get a shot fresh out the gate. Very frustrating

[Anonymous No.]

>>46052960
gonna enjoy her licking semen off the floor tonight

[Anonymous No.]

luna tsukino fkn sings

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053077
https://www.tiktok.com/@yaritiger/video/7328952435148360978

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053082
fkn kek @ those lyrics

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053236
what they say

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053065
sir i thought this post said gonna enjoy licking semen off the floor tonight

[Anonymous No.]

I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Yudzuru. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Yudzuru. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.

[Anonymous No.]

>ACHJ-034
oink oink

[Anonymous No.]

Let's close this thread with a beautiful woman doing something very easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053647
snowball bros... what is thiS:::???

[Sam O'Nella No.]

>>46053647
this is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053647
now do it with a balut egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053688
This smug munchkin deserves snowballing to erase that smugness

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053688
>Sam O'Nella
sir, this isn't an approved regulation /jav/ stage name...

[Sam O'Nella No.]

>>46053722
only if you come tru this you lil bitch!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053647
I fkn feel that webm. I also love eating eggs in all its varieties. Im ded serious. If you wonder how much I fkn love eggs, let me tell you.

The one day I will die its because I got rich and I hired myself a chef that would only prepare eggs for 8h straight every day. I would eat them nonstop till my body cant handle it any longer. I would eat them sunny-side-up, hard eggs, boiled eggs, scrambled hard and soft, omelets of course, frittatas, ohh and poached too. I would eat chicken eggs, quail's eggs and ostrich eggs and also goose eggs which I love the most. I would eat them as main meals but also snacks in between and as drinks. I'm dead serious. This is the only way I will die naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053734 (me)
how could I forget onions sauce eggs. Now these are the best. I used to eat like 5 per day when I was in japan and bought a onions sauce eggs maker

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053755
Ѕoy*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053733
>not minamoutcast
>not minamoffender

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053755
does the onions ever infiltrate to below the surface of the whites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053755
>>46053769
Is this an elaborate joke about rara and the puppy???

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053647
damn, do i even wanna know the breath report for raw egg punctured yolk snowballing?

>>46053734
>>46053755
based eggCHAD

>>46053769
i don't think so, there seems to be a limit even if you've been soaking them for days
i recommend this recipe
https://food52.com/recipes/35930-momofuku-s-onions-sauce-eggs

>>46053790
fkn kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053259
stuff about tabuchi being the nation's father-in-law/stepfather

[Sam O'Nella No.]

>>46053730
i cant tell if you are in the joke or you just a little bit dumb

[Anonymous No.]

i love JAV.l

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053950
don't worry sir I got it, I am after all as intelligent as I am handsome
i just wanted to reference the stage name thing kek (i wonder if there was anything egg-related in the name list)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053988

[Anonymous No.]

>>46051424
Leave her alone, shes dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46053977
sorry if i seemed hostile kek
but there was no reference, just the salmonella one