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45962663 No.45962663 [Reply] [Original]

Kill a Lunarian today.

>> No.45962761
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>> No.45962871
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I'll kill 10

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>>45962663
Yes mommy!!

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>>45962871
Why does she have a blue taiko drum in her hair?

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>>45963593
Junko's been experimenting with ponytails recently

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>>45962663
Okay!

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>>45962663
I would do anything a beautiful woman tells me to.

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>>45964012
Clean up your room, anon.
Take out the trash and do the dishes.
And wash your penis.

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>>45964105
Sorry, Junko, I was never taught how to wash my penis, could you teach me?

>> No.45965142

>>45962663
Do it yourself you lazy cow

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>>45964719
You're lucky that mom is patient enough to teach a man as old as you on how to wash your penis. Just make sure to return her the favour by washing her back >>>/h/7789749.
Do you need her to help you with any other gaps in your knowledge? She can also teach you how to tell the time on a clock, what to do if a stranger offers you candy, and that the stove is hot and you shouldn't touch it.

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>>45965167
Now that you mention it, I have been having a hard time falling asleep...

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>>45962663
>Lunarians would rather abandon the Lunar Capital and invade Earth (or take it hostage) rather than give up an immortal NEET Princess
... Why?

>> No.45966334

>>45962663
I'll kill all the lunarian men, and breed all of the women.

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>>45965559
Sounds like you need Junko to set restrictions on your daily screentime so that your sleep quality will improve.

>> No.45972765

>>45966207
Chang'e must be super good at eating pussy.
Although doesn't Junko also want to kill all the Lunarians as well?

>> No.45973147
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>>45966207
Chang'e controls the entire Lunarian labor force. It's entirely possible that the only reason why Junko hasn't been sealed away is so that they can continue to use the threat of her to keep Chang'e in line.

>> No.45973342

>>45973147
Wasn't Chang'e a prisoner? Or are the Moon Rabbits only loyal to her and not the capital itself?
>>45972765
>Although doesn't Junko also want to kill all the Lunarians as well?
AFAIK, no. It think she just wanted to kill Chang'e and anyone who stood in her way.

>> No.45973404

>>45973342
>AFAIK, no. It think she just wanted to kill Chang'e and anyone who stood in her way.
Ah cool.
Although, wouldn't killing Chang'e kill the Lunarians? Or am I misremembering that/just being too hopeful?

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Junko and Eirin meet up
What do they discuss?

>> No.45977113

>>45962663
Can I rape one instead?

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Grab a pickaxe and get to swinging

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>>45976982
Possibilities of resurrecting the dead (and the obligatory danmaku fight despite raymoo's warnings)

>> No.45978657

>>45978620
That's more of a Yuyuko discussion isn't it?

>> No.45978865

>>45978657
Depends if you need to restore both body and soul or just the former

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How does Junko even plan on killing Chang'e considering she's immortal?

I feel doujinshi have sort of infected the way I think of immortals in Touhou vs how they actually are... Are they literally unkillable, as in will rejuvenate after any injury? Or is it the "hermit" immortality where you just don't die from old age and in general don't degrade with time?

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>>45980900
we'll figure that out after shes turned into a squishy red pulp.

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Killing some moonfaggots? Sure thing!

>> No.45984480

>>45977113
To death? Yes.

>> No.45986283

>>45980900
>How does Junko even plan on killing Chang'e considering she's immortal?

Pretty sure she can just eat her liver, no?
I'm assuming Junko's aware she's immortal. So I'd guess she'd just set her up to be tortured for all of eternity if eating her liver didn't work. She can injure her and purify the injury so it's the 'perfect pain'.

>> No.45988621

>>45986283
So did Kaguya want the protagonists to kill Mokou? She sent them there to kill her and eat her liver, the only reason they don't is because they decided it's too yokai-like.

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>>45988621
Mokou literally dies in a gigantic explosion and resurrects with each spell card. Destroying her liver wouldn't kill her neither would eating it, it's just a way to propagate the Elixir without actually creating it.

I'm presuming here, but it'd make sense if Junko could just... Purify the Elixir out of Chang'e's liver, making her mortal again.

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>>45962663

>> No.46009460

>>45962663
Okay.

>> No.46009492

>>45996338
Hayai

>> No.46009579

>>45962663
Why though?

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