Lewdsokyo discussion Thread

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Let's us all discuss the abnormal sexual nature of Gensokyo.

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>>45848073
Being friends with Alice!
Frequently visiting her for tea and chatting!
Intercourse with Alice from time to time!

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"Hey anon, want to do it in front of Kaguya?"
"It'll be funny though I swear"

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>>45848120
OP Here, Alice is a primal example of what a femcel looks like in Gensokyo.
As a novice Youkai, she may not feel the need for vitality at first, she seems more interested in stomping others and arranging pointless duels, her health condition is poor, she feels the urge to have sex but was too arrogant for a partner. The cracks of Alice's health began to show from the point where she began to buy Eirin's dream pills to forcefully simulate a "good night" this form of coping was not good on the long run, she's a Youkai now, having no sex is like having no food for them.
There was a time when she tried to gather someone by allowing visitors and performing puppet shows in the village, her hopes met a deadend, either because she's too narcissistic or a consequence of her wet mattress.
Currently Alice finds herself in a state of lethargy for the lack of seed, unable to thrive as a Youkai, Alice's fate is uncertain, but close to death in the normal lifespan for a human.

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>>45848196
Alice is in love with Marisa

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>>45848144
"Eirin, Eirin, come look."
"The Earthlings are mating!"
"Aren't they adorable?"

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>>45848291
Lunarian women are strange. Dr Eirin comes and bugs me at least once a week to "Demonstrate earthling mating" with some villager girl who just "happens" to be drugged up to her eyeballs on sedatives. Given that Eirin is my source of some obscure medicine I need to keep living called "Plahceeboh" I have no choice. Every week im there, shaking my hips into some random villager girl while Eirin sits in her chair, clipboard in hand and legs crossed- her gaze steely and intense.
Just like the girl- Eirin never moves until im done. Then she asks all these questions. "How was it? What do you think they felt? Does it feel pointless?" And similar questions- her posture ramrod stiff as she asks me to describe in obscene biological detailing the mating process.
She starts to fidget when I speak of capillaries dilating and constricting- and the functions of the Cowper's gland. Her face reddens as she hands me by medicine before shooing me out the door- the door slamming as I nearly fall into a pit dug by some mischievous rabbit (Most of the time, but sometimes I get lucky) as I hear a bizarre sound not unlike the roar of that odd Buddhist Nun's two wheeled cart and Dr Eirin howling frantically.

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Spooky lewdsokyo

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Which girls in Gensokyo are shotacon.
I must know, this is important information.
I have heard conflicting reports on Seiga, some say she is, and some say she is just "doing it steal the souls of the boys through sex".

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>>45848518
sanae

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>>45848489
d-does she even allow you to get dressed before she asks those questions?
I heard that Eirin's steely gaze can make a man hard as steel

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>>45848530
who told you this
this isnt true

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beastwomen in estrus

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>>45848489
I have no idea what going on here other then Eirin drugging some Village girls to get fucked

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>>45848073
>>45848120
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>>45848745
PLEASE jerk off before posting here, kudasai

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>>45848990
I was not even horny- im just an inherently lewd person and the idea popped into my head. Thought it was funny/fit the theme of the thread.

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>>45849044
i don't know which one of the posts i quoted was made by you though.

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>>45849077
The Eirin thing. Just popped into my head.

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>>45848073
Youkai went from needing fear to needing seed, human and youkai relations have drastically improved. There is no longer a need for outsiders to be devoured, in fact outsiders are brought in to satiate the youkai. Sometimes they die from dehydration from being gangbanged for several days straight however so it's not perfect yet.

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>>45848990
PLEASE do not mass reply, this type of low quality post is frowned upon around here. There exist other boards that are more accommodating to your posting style.
You also SHOULD hide threads that don't appeal to you instead of entering them and avatarfagging.

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I have either exhausted the supply or simply don't know where to look. Can you please recommend me some written 2hu smut that's not yuri/futa/vore/death fetish?

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>>45849155
Can I take the opportunity and ask about our banner? why does it say that

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>>45849182
isn't that just a reference to tsundere archetype?

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>>45849192
I thought it just referenced the desire to be left the fuck alone by the rest of the website.
I don't like them, they're weird.

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>>45849195
But I thought it was like that with other boards. Actually, I don't know, I rarely venture into the distant lands outside /jp/

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>>45849176
write some yourself, or read one that that anon wrote in the last alice thread
>>45849155
i was NOT mass replying, I merely replied to the posts that i thought were HORNYPOSTS, now if all the posts for caught in this filter it is not my FAULT is it
>You also SHOULD hide threads that don't appeal to you
it's not that i DON'T like this thread b-baka
>instead of entering them and avatarfagging.
I DONT look like that baka

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>>45849155

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>>45849236
So you're an attention whoring newfag that doesn't understand what avatarfagging even is.
You should probably lurk more. Like at least a year before posting.

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>>45849110
write more of it

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>>45848990
I will NOT jerk off to youkais

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>>45849236
>write some yourself
I've written dozens.

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>>45849353
I've been posting from 2021 i think
>>45849415
what are you waiting for then. Post

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>>45849440
>Post
No. I deserve to be on the receiving end some time!

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>>45849440
So a newfag, like he said.

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>>45849490
Anon, being a newfag isn't just a statement of how long you've been on the jay. It's a state of mind, tied to how much of a fucking baby you are mentally.

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>>45849176
https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?commit=Search&work_search%5Bquery%5D=-futanari+-death+-vore+-%22dead+dove%22&work_search%5Btitle%5D=&work_search%5Bcreators%5D=&work_search%5Brevised_at%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bsingle_chapter%5D=0&work_search%5Bword_count%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=en&work_search%5Bfandom_names%5D=Touhou+Project&work_search%5Brating_ids%5D=13&work_search%5Bcategory_ids%5D%5B%5D=22&work_search%5Bcharacter_names%5D=&work_search%5Brelationship_names%5D=&work_search%5Bfreeform_names%5D=&work_search%5Bhits%5D=&work_search%5Bkudos_count%5D=&work_search%5Bcomments_count%5D=&work_search%5Bbookmarks_count%5D=&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=_score&work_search%5Bsort_direction%5D=desc
AO3 is the most likely place to find smutty fanfiction of any kind.

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>>45848990
Why would you say please twice?

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well jaypee almost had a nice thread. maybe next year.

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>>45849176
It would help a lot if you told us where you'd looked and who you'd read thanks.

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can this be lewded?

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>>45849764
the weirdos in the HSE threads did write a shanghai doll onahole story at one point yeah

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>>45849764
Of course

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>>45849775
link

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>>45849775
>>45849791
Sickos!

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statistically speaking, which of gensokyo's denizens has the lowest chance of getting laid?
besides alice, of course

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>>45850193
cave alice

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>>45850193
Medicine

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>>45850193
Kaguya. She most fail to meet her standards and cannot complete her quests.

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>>45849759
Give me your favourite one.

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>>45850233
OP Here (I'm a Medifag) She's getting laid with me don't worry.

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>>45850193
Honestly I put remi on the low scale not because she wouldn't do it if given the option, but any male trying to get to her would go down to one of the other residents of the SDM long beforehand, like sakuya could and probably would rape any potential male long before remi has half a chance in hell because time stop is OP.

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I was made to worship 2hu feet

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>>45848073
I do wonder how the transition from normal intimacy to a sexual one would happen with Akyuu, i know she isn't the sexual kind, so i think it'd all start fairly slow, not much happening in the first few dates besides maybe some eye contact while we talk, eventually taking a hold of her hands as we walk around when i think she is ready, naturally she'd react to my actions, considering whatever or not she'd allow this first of many steps with myself, but i picture her just not acknowledging it at first, feeling her hand clasping my own as we continue with our idle chatter, with this only becoming more of a normal occurrence as we continue to pass one day after the next, watching as every day her reaction to our hand holding changes, from being embarrassed and kind of struggling to keep her composure as we walk around the village and we both can feel the looks of everyone else at both of our hands and fingers intertwined, to her getting more used about it, opening up in more ways than one as it'd be charming to see her trying to lead me by the hand to see whatever stuff caught her eye, no longer fearful of my reaction to her silly interests nor as ashamed of knowing how close we had gotten. And eventually noticing how amidst that more lively demeanor of hers, there would be a hint of a certain shyness once more, but the source of it was different, now not just not thinking of the time we spend together, but actively looking forward to it, finding herself spending dreamless nights doing nothing but worrying about what kind of cute dress she could make, or what kind of conversation we'd have, as no matter what those such day dreams would always end up in the same place. All of which would culminate on a special date for both of us, she'd maybe pull some excuse about why she had the whole day free to spend together, maybe she thought i wasn't onto what she was thinking of, but either way i'd play along with her, following her far away from the human village, in a nice open field with just the two of us to sit and talk like we always did, but this time she'd try to do that which she had practiced by herself over so many days then, slowly inching closer as we talked, her hands moving a bit more anxiously as she waited at the right moment, and with the warm night of the setting sun, she'd lean closer to me, sharing an intimate look between ourselves as for just am moment her thoughts raced with how my reaction would be to such a bold advance as she'd perceive it, not even noticing the moment i'd lean closer to her and give her the kiss she had been waiting for so long, her eyes opening wide as she for just am moment thinks she is still dreaming, but soon her eyes and expression mellowing down as she leaned into the kiss, feeling me hugging her as with her closing her eyes, her mind finally could rest knowing how we truly loved each other, and even if for just a moment she thought about how the next steps in our lives would be, but dismissing that thought she just leaned into the moment and enjoyed every small moment of it.

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>>45850556
you again

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>>45850561
Are you someone i've interacted before with?

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>>45850573
I think you're that anon who made walls of text defending akyuu from something I don't remember. But your text is very good and has copypasta potential

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>>45850596
Not sure if you mean here or over on twitter, but yes i have put out a few walls of text about Akyuu, i leave most of them on the /waifu/ thread, but if she comes up or i feel like writting i do post about her here too

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>>45850193
Seija is the sorta girl whose "sex" involves promising to meet you at a love hotel and then ghosting you.
So no physically getting laid but she does get off to it.

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>>45850607
Would Seija get off to watching you fuck someone else?

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>>45850603
Here, who do you think I am to use twitter? Also, please make the next thread without general so it don't get caught in my filter

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>>45850623
I can see the offense and i apologize. And sure i didn't knew about the stigma when making it, but i'll make sure to avoid that for her next thread, at this rate in a couple of months we should get the new one

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>>45850611
Yes and she'll whisper things into your ear to make things a bit more interesting. Say you're fucking someone in a missionary position, she'd then convince you to turn it into cowgirl position.

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>>45850270
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12593740/chapters/28684872

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>>45849440
That just means you've been here for years and still have not learnt how to behave.

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Finally, the truest, most canon Gensokyo.

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>>45848291
"Look at the difference in their features, clearly they aren't related. What a waste of energy, let us leave these animals alone to their odd mating."

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>>45850193
Hecatia is literally a virgin goddess. Unless she wishes to have Zeus-kun freaking out and Athena giving her ugly looks, she must remain sexless.

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>>45850868
Imagine, a full-on war of gods happen because some villager schmuck was daring enough to court Heca.

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>>45850953
It wouldn't be the first time the Greek gods did something like that.

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>>45850868
Hecky's a Greek goddess though, she probably defines losing virginity as having sex with someone who is all of an adult, a human, and the opposite sex.

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>>45850953
Now that's just silly, nothing like that would ever happen!
In other news, I wonder which of the sages will win the golden apple Miss Nyan Nyan said is for the prettiest one?

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>>45850751
>SDM
>femdom
big yawn

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>>45851185
See this is why it'd help if you mentioned what you read.

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>>45848073
I like adult women.

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>>45851372
interesting business model

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I wish to be a woman in gensokyo so I could dance to finnish tango with Alice all through the night. That's the lewdity I want

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>>45851571
You will never be a woman, sorry bro.

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>>45851592
I know, it can't be helped. But at least I can self insert to my heart's content, fiction is the grand stage for unrealizable desires

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>>45848489
kek this is the best thing I read all day

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>>45850270
Either like it or don't, here's lovey dovey fox sex of which there is criminally little of I can find. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1361245/chapters/2842672
Pacing in this was bad, went from disinterested stranger to lover in like two weeks. Fag never finished the other routes either.

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>>45849176
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1361245

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>>45854365
>>45852326
please stay in your containment thread

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>>45851372
>>45851376
Sauce?

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>>45854404
what containment thread?

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>>45851198
Not me. I've read the one you linked. The protagonist being a bit of a huge wet noodle turned me off, though.

My favourite is probably THP's "48 Paizuri Techniques" (yeah, a reference to that doujin):
https://www.thp.moe/at/res/32523.html

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>>45854439
I kinda feel like it's the same troll shitposting about any mention of lewding 2hus.

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All i want is to fuck shanghai, is that too much to ask for?

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>>45849670
Kudasai is "bestow down"

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>>45854417
Use 4chan x, it comes with a pixiv reverse search plugin.

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>>45857581
it's just the filename, how much help do you need?

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>>45857587
Me? Help for what?

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>>45854852
Ugh, quests.

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>>45860130
THP actually predates that concept.

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>>45860203
and they were on /jp/ before THP even existed, making them official /jp/-approved content

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>>45854439
There's two of them already, this isn't the place to shill Ao3 accounts.

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>>45860316
What are the containment threads though? Also that was just posting a fic not the guy's account.

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>>45860324
One of the two containment threads for the Ao3 posters, and shilling a story is shilling a person's account if the story isn't posted anonymously.
You can easily tell who they are by their lack of loyalty to Touhou and Touhou canon, all they really care about is a place to shill their Ao3s.

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>>45860351
I don't see any containment threads on the catalogue and don't really get what you just randomly segued into.

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>>45860369
People post fanfics to 4chan for self promotion reasons, on this board it can be seen in their disloyalty to Touhou.
There are two major fanfic general threads which are obviously this of close to this.

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>>45860460
what the fuck are you talking about dude
or perhaps they just want to tell a story that was inspired by a thread?

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>>45860460
That's right, anon, that's right.
Now, it's time for your nap. Be sure you take your pills, okay?

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>>45860460
I posted a fanfic to /jp/ because I liked it and because anon specifically asked for stories. I'd never post my own. Can't handle the stress of that and I don't like promoting myself anyway.

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>>45851320
Adult woman fetishists are the most degenerate of them all. Next you'll be babbling on about heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction, then it's a short slope down to handholding and loving affirmations.

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>>45856135
You'll have to be shrunken down

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>>45867815
I don't think being shrunk down in the land where vore is canon is a good idea

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>>45870665
They might not put you in the mouth.

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>>45870665
Who said you had a choice?

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>>45860369
He's talking about the Kirisame Magic Shop and Hakurei Shrine Experience threads, none of which are relevant to what he said because the former is being written by an anon who has never posted his ao3, and the latter is written by multiple anons, who come and go just to drop their own small additions to the multi-faceted story.

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>>45849236
>hornyposting
>b-baka
I want you to go back to twitter, and I want you to stay there.
Back in my day we lurked for years before posting.

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>>45881817
I don't have a Twitter and I don't go there, baka. I camehere from /f/ when I saw swfs and the advertising banner for /jp/.

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>>45881863
Dang. I'm ashamed to admit I share both of these boards with you. Commit double sudoku.

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>>45881939
Maybe you will find solace in the fact then, that I no longer find enough time to be a /f/aggot.

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>>45870679
Up the bum haha, in the vagina haha, between their toes haha, in their cleavage haha, giant smooches haha

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>>45851571
>>45851602
Imagine you are pic related what do you do

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>>45885924
Wear nice clothes and study magic so I can have really neat danmaku. It's not a sex thing honestly, more of just an "ideal form" sort of thing

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>>45886940
>It's not a sex thing honestly
Ugh, you're such a bore.

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>>45885924
Swipe a finger, mimick her recoil, laugh, walk away laughing. Don't get me wrong I like Alice and would absolutely love to shag her silly, but giving me a skirt lift with no context and out of the blue is too autistic

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>>45887309
Imagine not being autistic and being on jaypee, lol.

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>>45887350
it's autistic even by my standards

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>>45887309
Read again, you are the one giving a skirt lift

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>>45887132
I'm sorry to disappoint you anon, it's just how it is

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>>45887359
But autistic girls are the best anon!

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>>45890839
i'll just end up getting seduced by her mom anyway

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>>45890913
Sex with the virgin mom!

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>>45890831
Imagine wanting to be a woman and not wanting to have sex and get pregnant. It's literally their only job in life. That's why they exist.

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>>45890928
Not him, but i sympathise with his feelings, whenever i try to think of genderswapping, i always default of just acting as a man, just like i am right now, and perhaps looking for a way back, i guess i lack that autogynephilic factor

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>>45891213
If I were a girl I would be a queen amongst girls, all those girls are so retarded and annoying id probably be much better, also imagine being in a changing room with them while still having the mind of a man. As for sex of course I would want to get fucked silly, it's human nature.

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>>45890839
Of course they are but I mean if a girl upskirts you there is no way to respond elegantly except making fun. Intimacy tastes best when you go slow not throw it in someone's face.
>>45887968
Ah fuck, I suppose the only way to save face would be "see this? u will never get it lol", wink, turn 360 degrees and walk away laughing. At best the viewer gets angry and takes it as a challenge to get into "my" pants, at worst he goes home and jacks off crying.

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>>45848073
I can't really blame every woman in Gensokyo for being thirsty. Think about it, there can't be enough men in the human village to get all of them a good husband. And has anyone seen a male yokai that lived for more than a few minutes at best?

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>>45893099
>And has anyone seen a male yokai that lived for more than a few minutes at best?
Kourin?

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>>45894171
surely Kourin, the recluse living among his antiques with his nose in a book, will save them and not blueball them by prattling on about some gizmo or coin he found

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>>45891621
>if a girl upskirts you there is no way to respond elegantly except making fun
There's a much better way to embarrass her. Grab her hand softly, lower her skirt and then hug her until she either runs away (if she was just teasing you) or hugs you back (if she was trying to woo you in an awkward way). If you do that there's no way to lose.

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>>45891621
>if a girl upskirts you there is no way to respond elegantly except making fun
You're forgetting about that unbreakable classic, the double finger guns and continuing on like nothing happened.

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Oppai Clownpiece

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Imagine a paizuri from Oppai flan.
The feel of the meaty breasts on your cock would be heaven.

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who has the most stds?

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>>45898565
if not for eirin it would be reisen

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>>45898575
you can't just say that eirin has the most because she collects the samples from reisen and puts them in her closet

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>>45848073
I like to imagine there's a secret war going on in lewdsokyo
each big faction teaching their women from an early age about mind-blowing sexual techniques so that they can win a husband

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>>45890928
I don’t mean to imply that I don’t have a libido, I do, I just mean that the concept of wanting to be a cute girl is a kink or something. I’d still want to have sex, that’s just part of life for most people, although I wouldn’t be interested in getting pregnant.
>>45891213
>autogynephillic
Had to look that up, but yeah it seems I lack that bit aswell.

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>>45899395
> I just mean that the concept of wanting to be a cute girl is a kink or something
I meant to say it’s not a kink or something. Sorry, i’m high

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>>45894365
Kourin is just to cool for any of them anyways

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The duality of really wanting to fuck Byakuren vs knowing in-character she would not engage in such worldly pleasures and carnal desires
But she's so fucking sexy in the biker suit

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>>45893099
Need fox sex NOW!!! Sex while holding a fluffy tail...

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>>45893099
I don't know about my fellow human men but I will definitely refuse to breed loose youkai women and instead only sleep with human women who are universally cuter and nicer anyway like the current matriarch of the Hieda family who is not only a highly eligible maiden but also quite wealthy and well connected with a very good personality meaning she is practically the ideal catch.

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>>45852326
Thank you for sharing this, was super hot and wholesome. Yeah it was kinda short and quick but it made me very happy. I hope that I can find more very lovey-dovey smut stories about one-on-ones with Ran.

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>>45848073
Ok but ntr

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>>45900022
You have the right spirit of wanting the superior pure human females instead of the used up youkais, but unfortunately i've alreay taken Akyuu as my wife, but you can have Kosuzu or any of the other human women

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>>45900022
I dunno, I think her tits are pretty small.

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>>45848073
I like the trope of youkai/fairies needing human essence/energy in the form of cum to survive and being attacked by them trying to empty your balls
Like in Kasose's image sets of forced fellatio

oh no
don't suck my cock.mp3

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>>45905388
>don't suck my cock.mp3
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj

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>>45895406
no, the only way to deal with it is to embarass her or humiliate her or make fun of her in some way or another.
>>45895439
reddit comment

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>>45890913
Shinki's feet...

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>>45848073