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FACT: Youkai that look like little girls are not your friend.

>> No.45787406

Punch Rumia in the face!

>> No.45787423

>>45787406
Don't do that.

>> No.45787444

Do she kill p*dos?

>> No.45787463
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>>45787444
Pedos don't exist in Gensokyo.

>> No.45787820

>>45787444
She bites off their cocks and peewees first.

>> No.45788082
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>>45787376
I want Rumia to be my girlfriend!

>> No.45788141

I got fucked by a first-grade girl

>> No.45788170

>>45787376
Sou nano ka!

>> No.45788248

>>45787376
Is that so?

>> No.45788260

>>45787406
Someone post that one image.

>> No.45788339

>>45787376
Of course not. They are my wives.

>> No.45788358
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>>45788260

>> No.45788440

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/12333
can't be bothered looking for the stitched image

>> No.45788465

>>45788440
That translation has bothered me for years. Why is his response "Yes it is"? Make it "So it is" for symmetry, for fuck's sake.

Is that so? So it is. It's like poetry, it almost rhymes.

>> No.45788473
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>>45788260
This one?

>> No.45788580

>>45788473
Yeah.

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>>45787376
You are right. They are my daughters.

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>>45789675
>Adult only
You wouldn't, would you?
W-would you?

>> No.45789816

>>45789688
The only thing I want to DO with Rumia is take her out to eat random drunks stumbling home at night!

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>>45789688
Sorry, anon, but she is my type.

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>> No.45791668
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45791668

Are Rumia's clothes even REAL?

>> No.45791693

>>45791668
Maybe she really is a dark blob with teeth that can sometimes look like a girl to lure people

>> No.45798734

Imagine: yandere roomba

>> No.45798770
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>>45798734
Misconstruing Rumia's affection as being purely platonic because she looks too cute to think about in any other way!

A gentle pat on the head and a handful of beef jerky is just what she needs!

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>>45791668
I have many images of roomba revealing her clothes are fake.
Not in it for the lewds, but the thought of her making her clothes from bits of congealed darkness is both cute and f- I mean kawaii and jocular!

>> No.45799081

>>45798844
AIIIIEEE!!!

>> No.45799089
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>> No.45799099

>>45799089
What the fuck kind of chair is that?

>> No.45799272
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>>45799099
A short one.

>> No.45799282
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>> No.45799290

>>45799099
A chair for daughter stripteases.

>> No.45799302

>>45798770
I can fix her

>> No.45799335

>>45799302
I want to fix her by training her to become an efficient hunter of humans!

>> No.45799411

>>45789675
I love Itou Yuuji

>> No.45799894
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>>45799335
Me on the right!

>> No.45802660
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45802660

I would risk my hand to pat her

>> No.45803468
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Grim Rumia or cute Rumia?

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>>45803468
Grim Rumia IS cute Rumia!

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>>45787376
Fairies are!

>> No.45803743
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>>45803468
>>45803605
Why not both?

>> No.45803816
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>>45803743
Pet the Rumia.
Feed the Rumia.
Love the Rumia.

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>>45798734
this, plus this
>>45803605
the eye of the storm
an extreme hazard for any female within a mile of you
eventually she'll decide your lineage rightfully belongs to her, and come to collect

>> No.45804195

>>45804103
Well, as long as she shows up in that form...

>> No.45810498

>>45804195
Grue does look a lot better when bigger

>> No.45810516
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>> No.45819552

>>45810498
breeding the grue and forming an army of darkness!

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>>45819552
But there's already a castlevania-inspired edgy brat in Gensokyo!

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I want to be gapped into Gensokyo and become friends with Rumia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6kk40LMJWY

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>> No.45822477

>>45819902
Life or death chess match with roomba? Should I just lose on purpose?

She kinda dumb tho

>> No.45825661

>>45822477
Nah
Make her work for it

>> No.45831231
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>> No.45831291

If I were Rumia I would be friends with /jp/ anons and NOT eat them

>> No.45831337
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>>45831291
You are a good man anon. You would also be a good Rumia, but I only want to pat the real one.
It's just not the same if you're sure she wouldn't try to get a nibble in if you weren't paying full attention to her.

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45831368

Love numenoko. Seems he's still getting better.

>> No.45834223
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>> No.45834686

>>45834223
Raising Rumia to be a good Christian girl despite not being Christian myself!

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God I want to be a Sensei

>> No.45841850
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>>45834686
blasphemous!

>> No.45846157

>>45787820
anything but that

>> No.45848917
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Ahh~ I want Rumia-chan to devour my flesh, innards and gonads!
My lolicon nutrients being absorbed by her small loli intestines into her cute loli circulatory system, from where they'll reach every single part of her loli body, including the capillaries in her cunny!

>> No.45848985

>>45848917
Rumia being totally confused and scared at what the man she just ate is saying inside her belly!

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>>45849082
Poor rum, not even a vehichle to her name.
Let's fix that!!!

>> No.45850151
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>>45849138
"Life is hard; it's even harder when you're stupid."

>> No.45850224

>>45787376
they are my cocksleeves

>> No.45850243

>>45789688
Stay near the shrine maiden Rumia chan! this zone dangerous

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>> No.45860475

>>45851701
I wanna have sex with Rumia! I wanna stir and mess her cunny with my cock!

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>>45860475
You have activated my trap card

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I wish to burn her away with a high-powered flashlight

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My beloved daughterpet

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