Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas!

Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html
Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

christmas shogcake

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna stuff the holiday goat in her own sack when she tries to kidnap me

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas (Eve), everyone! Also, one week until the end of the contest. Thank you to everyone who has submitted and I hope to see a couple more! Can't believe another year has already passed, but thank you to everyone here for making it special. Hope for another cozy year in the threads next year!

[Anonymous No.]

total demon sexo

[Anonymous No.]

Krampus is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45600165
>>45600180
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603040
SEXUAL C-C-COMBO
DOMINATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603038
Last time most entries came pretty late too. I hope I can finish before new year myself, I have been disappointingly slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603066
Hurray for that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I sure do hope I get a Lim for Christmas. She's the only present I desire.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters whispering lewd things in your ears in broken english

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603091
...(cyka blyat ~<3 )

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603091
This is what I want Miss Ushi to whisper to me.

[Anonymous No.]

stay vigilant, lest you fall under the mistletoe's curse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603082

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603119
>u look to your side and its your rather stern and serious kiki, standing right next to you
>She looks like shes holding something in
>As if she wants to do something to youi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603091
Bonus points if it's a Spanish mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603133
oh no... I know where this is going...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603091
A hebi speaking in broken engrish has been a weird fantasy of mine for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603099
That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>""aah, master, ze chest... ze chest is so clean and smooth..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603007
all i want for Christmas is yyyyoooouu anons to hurry up and leak the new plant girl already

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603160
NO! It is too perilous. The Great Devourer's agents are everywhere, and no plant is safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603130
Haha, wouldn't it be funny if you were under the mistletoe with your friend? Haha!

[Anonymous No.]

>Everybody's gansta until the snow starts speaking Finnish
Beware of snow Jinkos if you plan on walking alone tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603160
You're not ready for it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603168
I don't think snow jinkos are real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603177
>I don't think snow jinkos are real

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603168
But the Russians are the ones with tigers, not Finns.
>>45603177
It would be a shame if they weren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603168
>benis

[Anonymous No.]

M-Medusa you can't just wear mistletoe in your hair and kiss what you want...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4560318
>>45603177
The White Death. Hundreds of captured single men handed off to their new wives. Most never know what hit them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603167
It's perfectly normal for best friends to share a kiss under the mistletoe. You know because it's a funny joke or to practice

[Anonymous No.]

>forced to kiss icky cheshire because mistletoe
>she tells you "lol it was oregano" and teleports away
japed again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603228
mistletoe at base of tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>end up under mitletoe with monster
>said monster's tongue is as long as your arm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I ask santa for :D and he sent a wurm
he really is real!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603284
>I ask santa for :D
alp

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>big Paladin with huge armor and giant axe
>fighting Lolimander who's only tall enough to reach my chest with her head
>she's winning unfortunately
>I'm losing hard and it's getting frustrating, my Valkyrie is thinking about stepping in to help but I stop her and tell her that will do
>Throw my axe away and confuse the Lolimander
>flex so hard my armor explodes and reveals my burly, muscled figure as I caveman roar
>"I've given thee courtesy enough."
She won't know how to react. That Lolimander is FUCKED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603286
>get wife
>gay
que?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603295
I was wrong. You are perfect for wurm.
A wurm alp!

[Anonymous No.]

All I want for christmas is a cait sith drawing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't believe that KC turned barnacles into a fucking monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603374
Let's move on from him.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you're single and that one silent emo femboy you remember from high school shows up to you one day as an Alp and confesses she always loved you but she was always shy and didn't know how to approach you but now as an Alp she finally has the confidence to and asks if you would share those feelings with her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603374
Once, there was a cute barnacle. She was so cute that everyone lived. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603374
she's got a nice house in there at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603388
No, the opposite. She grew on people and they turned into barnacle walls.
That's what they do, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603382
Cute. Not my thing, but cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603388
>>45603395
Imagine losing to a fucking barnacle though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603313
OwO, what's that?
https://files.catbox.moe/ra569e.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603404
Cute dog for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603313
>>45603380
Merry Christmas
https://files.catbox.moe/2l2pp3.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603382
Kill it
All fucking Alps will fucking die

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603374
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603007
Is it possible that Eve (and her predecessor in that one interpretation) in Semitic mythos was in fact the Serpent avatar all along? It'd make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603418
charybdis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603417
No, they won't. You will marry them. You think you won't but she will rape you and you will fall in love with her pussy that knows just how to wrap around a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603418
Charybdis, one of the forgotten girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603430
oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603402
i mean there's a decent chance she just sucked your boat through a wood chipper and sifted you out of the debris
it's not the most subtle of approaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603448
Humans don't do well in wood chippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603427
No way you gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603454
it's okay if it's made out of demon silver

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603050
So am I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603464
Sorry, it's the rules. Soulmates and fates take precedence over personal preference.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spend Christmas in a Troll's cave

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqiKWZuaKds

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603510
Perfect timing.

[Anonymous No.]

Krampus gets all the holiday love because she’s the reward monster. Punishment monsters need love too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603510
And I want to spend christmas in a cait siths correction dungeon but here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603533

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603533
Whichever can spank you well. Can't Krampus do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603382
>Alping increases confidence
Not quite, working at Alp Hooters increases confidence. It’s a common misconception.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603533
knecht ruprecht going to throw that ash in your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603558
>Alp Hooters
Why is alp hooters any better than regular hooters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603542
>>45603553
>>45603568
MGE has a different type of punishment. Pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603606
Rimjobs are great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603605
Because it's packed full of cute tomboys who are perpetually embarrassed at showing off their new figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603619
>tomboy that keeps trying to downplay her massive hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603605
The air is filled with the taste of needy desperation. Goes well with the wings and fried pickles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603510
I also want to spend it in a troll cave, if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603606
That cat in particular is Schrodinger's Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603523
egypt cat is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603291
You idiot, lolis are 3x strong against muscle men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603613
What about surprise rimjobs? I should’ve picked Roper. You wouldn’t say ejaculating tentacles are great.

[Anonymous No.]

She's so graceful.
>>45603662
No, I only imagine this girl doing it. I don't care for any others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603667
You punish yourself enough to make monster punishment redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603694
No, punsihment is my drunk fucking friend only wants to watch the pokemon movie so I'm bored enough to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>check back to the thread
>the pest is still spamming hours later
Has he really been here the whole time? Lmao he really has no life, family or friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603510
>>45603633
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in her hole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45602817
>You are brutally pulled from sleep by a golden blur launching itself onto your chest.
>"MOMMY! DADDY! WAKEUPWAKEUPWA-"
>You pull your face free from your wife's neck fluff to blink at your dangerously vibrating daughter
"I'm up, sweetie, I'm up," you manage.
>Your wife opens one of her eyes and gives you an amused look before unwrapping her arms from around you and letting out a great yawn.
>You sit up and rub your eyes, careful to make sure the blanket covers your lower half.
"Mommy and Daddy need to get dressed. Go downstairs and pick out your first present before breakfast."
>Her ears perk up. "Chocolate chip pancakes!"
>Your wife chuffs.
"Only if mama says that's okay."
>The plan works perfectly. Your daughter's attention darts over to your wife, who gives you a roll of her eyes.
>"Fine. Only if you promise to help clean up. Now out!"
>The cub launches herself from the bed and the rapid thumps of her descent down the stairs echo through the house.
>"No opening!" your wife calls after her. She finally sits up and gives you 'The Look'. "That was unfair."
>You grin and gave her a peck on the lips. Her tail flicks, but you can see the corners of her mouth reluctantly curve up. She extracts herself from the blanket and languorously stretches as only a cat-like being can, finishing with a happy quiver of her tail.
>A few minutes later and you're both dressed and making your way downstairs. Your daughter is still shifting through the presents, seemingly intent on sorting their recipients into organized piles. Her tail is wagging furiously as she sizes up the various packages in her own pile. The hunt was on.
>Of course you left the most special one upstairs where it would remain hidden.
>You smile and make your way into the kitchen to gather pancake materials while your wife watches the small one with a look of both love and long-suffering
>You barely get everything out before the call comes.
>”Daddy!!”
>She’s back to quivering excitedly. One of the presents is clamped tightly in her paws. Once you arrive your wife gives her a nod and smile and the small kot begins shredding the wrapping with gusto.
>Her claws make short work of the package and a moment later she squeals happily. She holds up a new sweater emblazoned with an image of her favorite cartoon hero, Dragon Knight. The scaled woman brandishes a fiery sword as flames erupt from her mouth. Matching mittens and ear warmers are pulled out soon after.
>“Thankyouthankyou!”
>Your wife and you exchange a smile. You could hear her purring from where you stood. All was well in the world.
>Breakfast was a cozy affair. Your daughter wolfed down pancake after pancake and made short work of the eggs and bacon. You and your wife tag-teamed breakfast, making sure you both got a moment to sit down and eat while fresh food was prepared. Cooking for two hungry kots was no easy feat.
>And with breakfast finished, you return to presents. You hold up a large bar of demon-fruit chocolate and find your mouth watering. You rest your head on your wife’s shoulder for a moment and then give her a kiss on the cheek.
“Thank you.”
>You can feel her purring against you. She removes a paw from the jacket you got her to take hold of your hand.
>“Merry Christmas.”
> You both watch the smol one begin tearing into her last present to reveal a new soccer ball (no, you’re NOT sorry).
>But there’s one more.
>Your wife creeps away while the daughter happily throws herself into the pile of new treasures. A few minutes later she returns with a particularly large package.
>She holds it out to your daughter who looks at it with stunned reverence. Her eyes dart to both your faces.
>Your wife smiles. “Go on, kitten. Open it.”
>She takes the package in her small paws. You see her muscles struggle to hold it up. It’s as tall as she is.
>The usual rip and tear is replaced with a much more deliberate removal of the wrapping to reveal a large sword. She gazes at it with wide eyes.
>“Be careful, sweetie. It’s sharp.” A dulling spell protected it at the moment, but your wife insisted that she eventually would learn with it unprotected. The thought made you nervous, but you knew your wife would keep her safe.
>Your daughter sniffles. A moment later small arms have wrapped around you and your wife and you all hold one another in a group hug.
>It truly was a perfect Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603713
You really showed me. Damn. Really good stuff anon. I'd post another drawing but clearly I'll never improve from retarded scribbles and should just kill myself and save time.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps are all good girls! I'm going to marry a bunch of Alps! We'll live forever and have lots of cute daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603639
Sounds more like a Lich’s deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw I just finished my green but it's so long I have to break it into 7 posts
>mfw I'm on mobile
Tim Cook needs rape-correction, IMMEDIATELY
Anyone know a site that can break text down into >5,000 character chunks? It's at 36,000+ characters now that it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603733
how dearly you cling to every word spoken here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603741
Sounds like maybe you should just post it to AO3 as a short story at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603746
The only value of an artist is how many people like their work.
Will that stop me trying to make more complicated stuff next year? No.
It just makes me wonder if I've improved enough to bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603741
If it's not lewd, check if Pastebin isn't going to throw a fit if you try uploading it.
>>45603750
Or this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603741
AO3 friend! I'll probably have to add mine there too at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603741
Look up pastebin alternatives. I use whatever will conveniently accept my wordpile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603750
>>45603760
AO3 takes days or weeks to approve you. I dunno why it's that slow, but it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603761
That’s a poor mindset to have. Also, ignoring feedback from non-peers is critical to most specialized activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603721
Shit like this is why I really need to overcome my fear of being a father. It fucks me up whenever normies say I would be a good one because I know so well that I wouldn't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603789
They want to keep site growth down. The bonus is they have a legal team that will defend you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603789
>>45603760
I really want it to be out in time for Christmas since it's the Jabberwock meets Anon's family for Christmas green. Am unfamiliar with Pastebin's policy on stories that have lewd connotations but don't actually show the act. It is VERY MUCH discussed but never actually shown or explained in any real detail that isn't PG-13 I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603799
Defense is unnecessary if you use some variety of pastebin-like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603130
How hot would it be to see her bring the mistletoe down to just above her ass- hovering it right over the spt where you'd expect a tramp stamp to be? God, I want to eat a pyrow's ass so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603741
The thread is probably still the best place for it, the bar for posting writefaggotry like long greentexts has gotten too high after pastebin got autism and no equally trusted and reliable alternative has been found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603819
You could outright just upload this in a text file though if it bothers you that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603827
Literally very hot. She probably destroys thermometers when bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603721
Jungle cat lovers have been eating good lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603842
i still need the read Spotted
it intimidates me with its size

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603842
It’s because Ocelomeh would rather suck cock than eat Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603823
Defense is needed when the guy who runs the IP is as DMCA happy as KC is. I'm not defending degenerate content but he needs to take a fucking chill pill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603851
Duuuude. You need to get off your butt. It's amazing. We have Dogface and a newfriend to thank for all the jungle-kot love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603859
Bins auto-purge afaict. The long arm of KC is overrated. That said, he probably needs a lot more pills than that at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Ocelomeh. I will shoot their temples with broadsides from my galleon. They won't stop me because they're afraid of water and my ship is st sea with long range mortars.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder monster girls love the smell of men who just got off from drinking theriomorphosis potions, that the animalistic man smell from recently transformed men is like crack to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603865
Not to mention the Hatter love.
They've been my #1 for a long time, so Spotted was a real treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603883
The problem with auto purging is the auto purging. At least if you post on ao3 it's going to stay up forever.

[Anonymous No.]

It has come to my attention that there are lonely, single anons all alone on Christmas Eve.

RELEASE THE WURMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603919
But I want a Bogie

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603930
you'll have to wait until you open your presents

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603930
Sigh. Let me make a few calls.
Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603892
Agree to disagree, I guess? Things centered around 4chan are innately temporary. That’s the benefit of quasi-anonymity. Linking an inelastic identity to this high-turnover and low-standard-having place is probably a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603252
God, I want a monstergirl to fuck my mouth with her tongue...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603374
He took advantage of the milenials' subconscious desire for homeownership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603951
Pretty much everyone does that. And it's terrible, although in this one case it's sort of needed. I'm not all too hot that so many of "our" artists have twitters and most of what they actually post here is them taking commissions but stories just need somewhere where they won't be purged, it's reality. At least the long ones that don't justify a regular greentext. greentexts are caught up in archivers anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603886
How are you shooting these women in the side of their heads with canon fire? That's uncanny accuracy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603888
I was considering adding a chapter to my story of a cait sith turning the guy into a cat while she's in heat and wiggling her butt in front of him so he loses control of himself and has to fuck her while she mocks him for being a lesser form of cat.
But it's too icky for me so I just wrote it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603952
Bonus points if it's a sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603976
Or you can simply forgo adding yet another bad decision, aside from: being on 4chan/liking MGE, and not compound the error by mixing in a durable identity. The price is accepting the transitory nature of this place. The archives suffer from information glut and tend to fragment due to data load. This is the nature of things. Don’t ‘throw good after bad’ as the saying goes. If you’re going to nail something to a sinking ship, expect for it to sink as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604037
>nail something to a sinking ship
Are we nailing sinking ships now? Does that mean I can go back to gatcha spam of foxboats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604051
Post all the weird distasteful images you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604037
I guess. Sucks he wrote 36k words that might go pop someday though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604056
that artist's been doing that for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604051
I can’t stop you, nor do I care to shitpost @ you. So meh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604037
the library of alexandria's a little easier to maintain these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604072
all it took was cutting out half the content of the thread, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604037
I disagree. You might be willing to let yourself fade away in obscurity, but that's inherently selfish in my mind. What about everyone who comes after? I don't cultivate my AO3 library because I want fame and fortune, I do it because I want people to experience the same joy I did when I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604064
That’s the case for anything, really. Especially electronic media. Anon can always write more if the inclination is there.
>>45604072
Far less information than us moderns churn out, and purely for our fictive imaginings. Externalizing is fine until something load-bearing breaks. You’ll notice that images fall out of the archives as you go further back along their timelines, for instance. Errors occur during transitions to substitute archivers etc. This is 4chan, you really shouldn’t find this worrisome.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604101
just because things don't last forever doesn't mean you have to light it on fire when you're done with it. it's no great cost to take minimal efforts at preservation.

[Anonymous No.]

>watching A Christmas Story with my wurm girlfriend
>get to the scene where Ralphie daydreams about going blind from soap poisoning
>wurm unironically cries at this scene

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshy Has the mistletoe, giver her a deep kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604074
The fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604148
I can't believe anons have already forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604132
Don't stick your tongue in chesh anus. That's how you get toxoplasmosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604154
It's not so much that I've forgotten as I'm wondering what the fuck you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604167
You'll learn to love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604172
A huge, huge, portion of the old galleries was completely purged because it was "bad fetishes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604132
But she poops from there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604184
You better hope not right now she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604182
oh ok. /d/ should've taken better care to preserve its favorites then.

[Anonymous No.]

It has been done: Anon introduces his Jabberwock waifu to his parents for Christmas
https://text dot is/griswockfamilychristmas

Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604100
I see myself as being realistic. I’m not trying to ‘rain on anyone’s parade’. Whether it’s presumptive to assume your works carry the same meaning to others…is a topic I’ll avoid. You have some understanding of my perspective. If you’re seeking some longevity of effect, then dissuading you ain’t my intent. Personally I segment my more expensive effects for the future away from 4chan/MGE. This is a personal choice. I wish you well in your own, even should I think it inadvisable.
>>45604114
Not spending the effort to extend things beyond their natural decay is not equivalent to setting anything aflame.
4chanIsOnFire.png
Degrees of preservation are only worth a certain amount of energy/time/risk for any given person. My calculations and lifestyle differ from others regarding this matter. Please understand, man.

Back to monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604202
As an aside, will post on AO3 once I get home and figure out the site. Hopefully posting it here first won't be that big a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604197
We are /d/ as hell here recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604202
I'm grateful you made this, but you're more likely to get readers if you post somewhere more familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604202
>Introduce jabberwock to the family
>She eats all the cookies and candies
>She eats the entire Christmas ham
>She eats the entire family
>I now have no family because she ate everyone
Typical

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604219
if you like forced memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604229
Ironically the most forced meme here is probably wurmposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604232
Forced? Anon, not everything you don't enjoy here is forced. Let the wurm lovers have their fun.

[Anonymous No.]

so how do i deal with all the damn bugs that want to be near me
its like 5 tonight and I let them stay since its christmas

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tell a Wurm that I hate Wurms and that Wurms are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604262
anon, could you handle her crying and being sad....... i can barely even imagine making such a cute and bright girl cry

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster traps you in your room by hanging a mistletoe on your door
No escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604182
Oh, that. All I will say on that is it's not my prerogative and completely beneath my notice to give even a remote shit about what the person(s) who maintain the fanart galleries do with their free time. Last I remembered checking the purge was because of it either being /d/egenerate shit that is not compliant with whatever rules KC cooked up or directly traceable to Wightfag. If you have any problem with it contact Wikifag and I'm sure he'll treat it with the same, aloof boredom he treats everything that criticizes his almost trawling style content scraping with no QC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604268
I would enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604291
He applies to absolute bare minimum of qc.
Which is actually funny when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604291
And regardless. The content was still cut without approval of the thread and can easily happen again for something even stupider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604310
yeah? that's the nature of the beast. archive it yourself if you want certainty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604317
I know.
I'm reminding anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604328
that you're upset your favorite /d/shit got purged without your permission. yeah, got the memo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604321
Fuck off gachafag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604310
We're not a democracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>doomposting this early
I'd imagine the holiday season has the usual malcontents feeling especially crabby they've failed to achieve anything shitposting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604321
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604348
We are.
It's just not our archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604358
Nope, we're not. That's what makes /d/ and /vg/ raiders so mad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604358
No, we're really not. It's okay to be wrong though, your parents were when they opted to have sex without protection the night you were conceived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604358
no shit, it's just something we benefit from.

[Anonymous No.]

my eyes naturally skip over annoying things, merry Christmas everyone, I return to thinking about hellhounds and shittily wrapping some last minute presents

[Anonymous No.]

Presumably this isn't one dude samefagging, so I have to wonder who's dumb enough to keep feeding them.
Stop. Enjoy Christmas. Let us think about monstergirls and pretend we're all friends here. That's all some of us have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604378
Merry Christmas friend. Here's looking to another cozy year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604386
Surely mgerpg next year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604354
>>45604381
The usual furry cuck has unironically spent most of christmas eve just spamming, samefagging and seething at MGE like usual. Look at the post count of this thread compared to poster count. Just when you thought he couldn't become any more of a joke, he outdoes himself again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604378
>shittily wrapping some last minute presents
Hellhound childhood friend shoving poorly wrapped presents into your hands while flustered

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604381
I'm admittedly bored at the moment between watching 2015's Krampus and drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604413
what'd she get you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604417
A dead catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604417
She handmade a scarf and baked some cookies. It's really hard to do with big fluffy paws

[Anonymous No.]

>ask for demon wife for christmas
>expect to wake up to an OL demon
>wake up to find a creepy demon with claw hands and long hair like a ghost girl
>she's pale white instead of blueberry colored
>lets out a blood-curdling scream whenever she's exposed to sunlight
Remember to be specific with your Christmas wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas! Remember, refusing a kiss under mistletoe is a crime punishable with time in the Eros camps.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604435
Be warned, she wove some chest fluff into that scarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604453
Gotta specify demon bloodline after all. Though the eldritch demons are pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

This Hebi hag tried to mistletoe me so I took the mistletoe out her hand and crushed it up and walked off like a CHAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604481
It's just a little fur. What's the worse that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604517
That's a sigma male move, not a chad move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604536
Marked for life, wearing it will make you long for her touch, and it smells like cinnamon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604536
>anon's last words before putting on the scarf and becoming a fluff addict

[Anonymous No.]

Patiently waiting for my state mandated monsterfu to bust into my room and cuddle up with me.

smagk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

going to write a rq 5k word drabble for murloc's contest over the next few days. which of these sounds like the best pitch:
>mage terrified of death gets comforted/incubized by a lich
>bunkeranon gets flushed out by a bogey
>mommydom vampire w. adopted anon on his HEAVILY anticipated 18th bday
>get gfd corrected @ eros correctional facility
>elf mama gives bratty anon gentle breastfeeding correction
inb4 'uhhhhh i don't like mommyshit' i don't care i do

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604579
>it smells like cinnamon
Don't blurt that out loud or you'll have an embarrassed monster making excuses as to why it totally doesn't smell like her perfurme

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604667
>>get gfd corrected @ eros correctional facility
This one for sure. We had a couple months where this was the hot new topic, but nobody ever write anything with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604667
>get gfd corrected @ eros correctional facility
I like this one best. While I enjoy Tara Tainton, Larkin Love, Lovely Lilith, etc., when it comes to Mamono I like my mommyshit to feel like "play" and not "The Hapsburgs."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604667
mommydom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604667
eros correctional facility

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603797
Maybe not as you are now, but if anyone could help you be the best you can be it's monstergirls. Don't give up hope for a loving family, anon.
If it makes you feel better, I wrote it as someone who's terrified of the idea too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604579
>Krampus tries to hit on you
>Expect a weird goat smell
>She smells like gingerbread, cinnamon, and peppermint bark
>Looks around completely confused as you just hug onto her and keep huffing her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604667
i'll never lose to ms cupid
unless...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how is your chrstmas so ar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604778
still waiting on the christmas cat to bring good cheer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604778
We'll find out in the morning when I wake up. I sure hope there's a Lim waiting under the tree with a bow on her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604802
>lim under the tree
>she tried to be sultry and be "wrapped" in a christmas ribbon
>in reality, you wake up to her struggling as she is wrapped up in ribbon almost like a mummy
>she looks at you in tears while trying to say her seduction lines but those are mixed with hiccups and whines
what a cute dork gift

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604802
limimic has been waiting a long time for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604809
She's PERFECT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604778
I found this weird ass sleigh bell that says "Gruß vom Krampus" on it.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you found out your super rare high-class OC donut steele mamono wife had actually been a mimic in disguise the whole time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604778
No cute demon waifu yet. I tried so hard to be a goodboi.
Maybe I'll wake up in her arms tomorrow. Yeah. Tomorrow for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

How racist is your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604778
Mandatory puzzle time, drinking spiked Christmas punch and reading instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604730
I dunno, I feel like she might be confused at first, but she would very quickly become 100% SMUG.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm Missus White Christmas
>I'm missus Snow!
>I'm missus icicle
>I'm missus 10 below!
>Friends call me Snow Mistress!
>Any anon I touch
>Turns tsundere in my clutch!
>I'm too much!

>I'm Missus Green Christmas!
>I'm missus Sun!
>I'm missus heat blister!
>I'm missus 101!
>Friends call me Heat Mistress!
>Any anon I touch
>Turns to putty in my clutch!
>I'm too much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604778
kinda mid, still no new plant girl leakage in sight

[Anonymous No.]

Here's me hoping tomorrow morning I get dragged out of bed by mini-succs and brought to my new wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604901
>I'm Missus Meme Mistress!
>I'm Missus Gyatt!
>I'm Missus Shitposter!
>I'm Missus Faggotcat!
>Friends call me Cheshire!
>Any anon I grip
>fr fr skibidi drip!
>I snort catnip!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604946
plenty leaky

[Anonymous No.]

What do you anons think the mgs will do for christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

Boy can't Survive, All Popular MGs in School are his Yandere Stalkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605026
at least chochin obake has got his back

[Anonymous No.]

I'm off to bed Anons. I hope that we all wake up tomorrow morning with cute wives under our trees. Or in our beds. I don't mind where she finds herself so long as I get my cute Lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605009
Cozy stuff we've already talked about. MGs just want to love their familes. I think they put the spirit back in the holidays. Love, laughter, and joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605074
Good night anon. Fingers crossed for you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604846
>fox wife
>sees kots as inferior because of their flat tails
>sees all kinds of lizards as inferior because their tails are completely lacking in fur
i keep telling her not to scoff in public, but she wont listen.
how do i get her to stop before some witch kot curses her with tail baldness and ruins cuddle time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VQsoY1__VM

>Get drunk on Jack and Eggnog
>Friends dare you to be naughty on Christmas in your revelry
>They tell you that it'll attract your ideal wife since you're being a jackass
>Thinking you're being funny, you start knocking off the heads of snowmen on a snowmobile with a bat
>Then you hear it over the engine
>FWUMP FWUMP FWUMP FWUMP
>You look at the rooftops, and either you're so shitfaced or you're hallucinating
>It looks like there's a giant goat woman keeping pace with you, running along the rooftops, her golden eyes making contact with yours
'DUDE DRIVE FASTER'
'IT'S THE KRAMPUS'
'SHE'S FUCKIN' WHACK!'
'SHE'LL PUT YOU IN HER SACK!'
>Before your brain can figure out what the fuck they're saying she drops down right in front of you with a final FWUMP in the snow
>She's a big woman, towering over you
>Think to yourself 'Pffft I can take her'
>You manage to slur out some kind of bullshit that you think sounds like you having the power of God and anime on your side before you lunge forward... and land straight in her bosom
>Expect some kind of goat smell because God DAMN she's a big ass goat
>She smells like cinnamon, gingerbread, roasted apples, peppermint, and bergamot
>Kind of like... Christmas, to the point you start taking big gaping huffs of her hair, her jacket, and her inner thighs
>You can't get enough of her thick, heady, holiday goat musk
"Gakaka, all in good time you naughty boy~"
>She purrs out as she picks you up with one hand, leans in close and whispers
"Wickety-wack, get in the sack"
>...
>Return back to your hometown years later near Christmas time, most of your friends freak out when they see you
>Your wife literally still towers over you, making you look like a child compared to her, even in her heavy pregnancy
>They call your daughter the cutest little goat they've ever seen, while one of them mentions about how his son is a little shit bird
>There's a sense of tangible fear you feel when you see your little girl's eyes light up at the idea of a boy who's particularly... naughty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605105
Cute. Thanks anon.
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605138
For you

[Anonymous No.]

crawl into ms krampus' bag when she's not looking. she'll never expect it

[Anonymous No.]

Post Shoggoth's reaction to her master confessing his love for her and desire to be much more than just servant and master with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605207
Measured and reserved, like a proper maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605207

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605207
her face pretty much stays the same but some other parts start warbling and trilling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605207

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604202
>https://text dot is/griswockfamilychristmas
This was wonderfully wholesome. I'm really sorry I didn't read it earlier. I can tell you put a lot of heart into this and I appreciated the therapy reference.
Thank you very much for sharing this with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605138
Accept no substitutes. All Krampus and Krampus adjacent girls must be big.

[Anonymous No.]

what if cave johnson stumbled upon mge in the multi verse?

[Anonymous No.]

what if i want a flat bratty loli/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603466
>Gremlins posting cumleak videos of accidents in the Mist Continent’s demon silver mills

[Anonymous No.]

The only force capable of sending her to the great beyond is time.

After all, she defeats everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605058
imagine a crew of the most unpopular mgs

[Anonymous No.]

We are all here for the same reason, dont deny it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605105

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no cait sith gf to rescue me from the lizardman menance

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think slimes blush when they see how human kids love playing with toy slime?
Squeezing and squishing it, kneading it, groping it for pleasure...

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, today is the day you take a krampus to the family gathering.
Mostly because it'll show that grandkids will be on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas friends, I have never played any game or read the wiki but I always enjoy clicking on this thread to get horny and go jerk off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605526
>go to a krampus family gathering
>all the husbands/boyfriends are in sacks
>none of them seem to mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605554
Listen, sometimes a sleeping bag is comfy to be in.
Why use a blanket when you can just curl up in a sleeping bag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605568
Well as long as the krampus wife decorates the sack to be the best
>have krampus wife put flame decals on her sack like your favorite race cars
>she doesn't get how "the flames make it go faster" despite the sack not moving
>well, she loves you and if you are willing to get into the sack than she has no qualms about how it looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605593
>"I have a race car sack, do you?"

[Anonymous No.]

If you keep telling demon girls that you're weak to eye contact and kissing they'll get the wrong idea about humans as a species. Don't you have any dignity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605678
Demons don't have any dignity either so it's ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605485
>Shapes herself back into a featureless blob, near a human boy
>He’s ecstatic, and begins playing around with it immediately
>She tries to suppress any noise she might make
>But she fails, quickly.
>But instead of scaring him off, he continues out of curiosity.
>This goes on for some time…

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas /mge/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603166
Pitcherplantgirl/Greenwurm y/u/ri when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45606106
>>45606257
Happy holidays! I have no relevant pictures so I'm using this Valentine's image instead

[Anonymous No.]

I got into an argument with the Danuki agent who manages my mortgage today because she came to pester me about how I was running a bit behind on it and it got so heated I told her to suck my dick as an insult when she asked me to reconsider my decision then to no longer pay the Danuki mortgage company anything more out of annoyance.
...
Take my advice, never use "suck my dick" as an insult against any monsters. My balls are still in pain from the sheer amount she forced out of me... at least it paid for my mortgage as an alternative method...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45606407
You are not allowed to talk about the new girl until she's been posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605541
The profiles are actually sappy as fuck and can get you horny easily, you should try reading them.
Also the orphanage's creaking beds, reading about that gave me probably the hardest boner in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Sand, EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45606959
sandy vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604946
You must have established the kind of "person" in these threads by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45606766
>can get you horny easily,
Are you 15 or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45606645
You better post here then.
Kc can't dmca you on christmas. Santa won't let him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607037
I'm 30, what's your problem? Do you need explicit images of pussy and nipples to get hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605451
Those legs are thicc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607056
I need a lot more than a line of questionable english about the flames of desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607070
I'm very sorry about your loss of imagination, hope you get better soon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

guys you lied
no mamono visited me yesterday nor today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607142
The real monsters were the friends we made along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607142
>he didn't get the special portal dm straight to his inbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603721
It's a bloody femdom Christmas, maledomfags get nothing as usual and are btfo on me again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607184
>be anon
>find cheshire
>"nye nye nye I'm a cunt. Hello anon-san"
>Does retarded teleport scthick
>grab her floating head
>face fuck her like an onahole
>throw her head in the closet
>throw her body on the bed
>fuck it while it fumbles around aimlessly
She let you do it because cock can't win against pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607142
Santa didn't bring me the big booty fox wife I asked for...

[Anonymous No.]

miss hater (forma bnuuy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607240
Why is she so hateful?
What did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607142
I didn't get summoned by a comfy sabbath either, such is life

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607203
>>45603721
It's a bloody femdom Christmas, maledomfags get nothing as usual and it's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607203
Cock always win against pussycat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605292
>I'm really sorry I didn't read it earlier. I can tell you put a lot of heart into this and I appreciated the therapy reference.
Thank you very much for sharing this with us.
That really means a lot, anon. If anything, this is just more proof that I need to be putting out content and work on my baby project more.
By the way, would anyone be interested in non-DoTR first contact scenarios? I want a writefag manticore inspired by a few fanarts I've seen of her, that doesn't realize she's a total dork due to her predatory abilities being neutered by living in the (relatively) modern MGC, and anon rattle off with her about their special interests with the Mamano version of MGE that's about Earth and anon who is a history buff/armchair politician. I think it would be cute to have a fail-top paired with a power-bottom. I also want to have these two dorks who never actually interacted with the other sex/species frequently to realize a lot about each other since I really like the idea of getting into the brains of how Mamano operate as humans (because really they're more human than most actual humans).
I need to get better at getting to the point kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607496
Not one pillow in the house? Suspicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607496
Power bottom? Failed top? The fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607496
>DoTR
Stop bringing bunkershit memes here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607496
Sounds cute, would read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607496
>DoTR
Fuck off with this crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607536
The batcat is dominant but not great at doing so, but anon is extremely into being a bottom so he plays into it smugly to encourage and support her. It's not like she's incapable, just needs confirmation that she's actually making anon happy due to the fear of her man-eating nature already being a non-factor due to the encyclopedias being a thing anon read before meeting her.
I really like it when people with conflicting traits individually compliment each others ability to manage their dual natures.

[Anonymous No.]

i need krampuss puss on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607496
Been awhile since we had a manticore story. You can safely ignore mick whining about dotr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607548
>>45607584
I hate it too, but I haven't seen any other term to refer to the stupid concept that if portals open it would lead to a direct invasion and not diplomacy.
Even if the Mamano were capable of winning that conflict, just one atom bomb going off would have grimderp consequences for at least a few years before Dr. Lich gets enough mana together and they wouldn't be dumb enough to not exploit the fact that Earth governments would really fight amongst themselves more than against the Mamano, exclusively for access to Mamano migrants due to how valuable of an asset they can be to society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607640
day of the snout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607640
Was too tired to realize stinky Irish hands typed those posts. Feel bad that I gave it (You)s.

Anyways, what's your plan for Christmas morning with your wife, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607671
>posts
Only one of them, the irish schizo needs to rope but it doesn't change the fact that bunkershit stays on bunker

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607649
Portal opening day, simple and clear. Conflict or not it's the main term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607682
You're just upset about the baphofag and his epic doujin immortalized the concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607671
I'm not Mick, I just don't like this term

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607682
I get it. If I'm being honest, while I've always crossposted, I would use both for different things before the bunkers went up since more stories were being posted on fullcuck and it was actually active then. While I stopped using the bunker for anything save the archived stuff, I haven't touched it since. So I'm still shaking off the influence from that, and genuinely I did not know that term hasn't been used ITT.
I really hate internet drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607618
I see, I disklike femdom so I won't read it but it's a great concept and I hope you write it. I like post portal meeting where it's not about fighting a gruesome war but man and mamonos becoming friends or helping each other to get their good ending.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607727
>but man and mamonos becoming friends or helping each other to get their good ending.
This is the shit that makes the setting work as more than just 'le porn setting for /d/.' Sex isn't an immoral thing at all so long as the conditions are right and it's a great ideal for an actually good version plus sustainable version of the terrible modern gender-dynamic. Husbands and wives need each other at the very base level due to how their bodies and brains are wired. Having the best parts of humanity and the best parts of Mamano really is the catalyst for a lot of story chemistry to take place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607722
Anons are just being salty about the fanwar for the attention of KC that they lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607766
I would rather a gruesome war.
And mge is a porn setting with fuck all logic and no world building to it outside porn.
Stop huffing farts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607722
Yeah look, you mean well so I'm not shitting on you for making content, just so you know we're not buddies with the bunker and it's best that we stay as separate as possible for various reasons. The complaints around the term are going back to almost its first appearances here so it's not like I'm pulling that out of my ass
>>/jp/thread/19998398#p20005792

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607787
Hello Mick
>>45607766
Yes, I have two stories in my head, one with some conflict, demon silver against demon silver, and another without conflict base around dialogues and two fated ones meeting each other . Sadly I'm a lazy fuck but one day I will deliver them to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607831
You've called so many posters mick now. Do you ever get tired?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607703
It is a bit confusing, given its a parody of /pol/'s Day-of-the-Rope, unless you're using the full form the 2 abbreviations are too easily conflated.
I tend to use Portal-Day or a similar term.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607853
Although, if we abbreviate that to P-day, the scat/d/eviants will get over-excited instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607853
Day of the rape feel completely devoid of love, it's a conflict and justified humans reacting with war and nukes. It's even more retarded when you know that mamono always go for a diplomatic approach first which would be super effective with our greedy gouvernement

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607914
There will be a war and there will be dragons and guns and humanity fuck yeah and it will be epic.

And then there will be some men that betray humans to get sabbath pussy because they hate human women but then angels will come and it will be angel pussy for all the believes and cool trumpet sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607621
>Get Krampus puss to the face
>Terrified at first
>Scent of sweat mixing with holiday cheer beams directly into the horny centers of your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605357
>steel worker getting raped by lava golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607798
>The complaints around the term are going back to almost its first appearances here so it's not like I'm pulling that out of my ass
Oh I just haven't seen the discussion yet then. I've always just been a consumer of content and only now am I exposing myself (reluctantly) to the drama.
My two cents are that it's all fake and gay for people not understanding what a headcanon is and taking theirs' too seriously due to trying to rectify issues with someone else's work and that person making a panicked attempt to save his work from being changed into something it's not. Things will not get better until the different parts of the community agree to disagree and let each other exist in their own spaces. If anyone is truly responsible though, it is the people who forced KC into a bad position by trying to subterfuge his work to promote their interpretation of the setting, then the nuclear option being the worst possible decision he could have made to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608033
>, it is the people who forced KC into a bad position by trying to subterfuge his work to promote their interpretation of the setting,
right... but this never happened.
and if you think weird fanfictions are a real issue than something is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Eheh smug kot not so smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608058
Stop trying to butt into the conversations, schizo mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608104
Rereading all that you actually just sound like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608104
Mick believes the subterfuge did happen though, he keeps bringing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608058
>and if you think weird fanfictions are a real issue than something is wrong with you.
I never said that, strawman argument. What he and most of the KC-purists probably found issue with was people spreading lies about how:
>"ackshually this setting is grimderp"
>HFY when humanity currently sucks
>killing/harming monsters in a setting whose entire concept was essentially Undertale's pacifism shtick but with romance and DnD
I even said the nuclear option of going after those fanfics was a bad idea. (You) just don't want to admit that your little side got gatekept for a reason. The entire point of why the setting was created (give you an option to romance the monsters instead of killing them to escape clownworld) has been lost on these people.
If you want monster girls in a setting that has that, go to MGQ or somewhere else. MGE is not for that and KC has a right to have a canon just like Wizards of the Coast do, even if other people are free to use it. Where that stops is when the headcanon becomes misinformation that lets idiots and the worst kind of /d/egenerates into the community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607768
Joke’s on you it’s hard to care about the inter-site drama unless some retard comes in here spraying liquid shit all over the place like yesterday with the same subtlety as a fart in an oxygen tank.

[Anonymous No.]

guys this snake lady wont let me go for even a second how do i get rid of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608203
Just be yourself, works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Merry Christmas! I'd like some advice. I have ~17k words of revelry, ~4k of which is smut in the middle. The ending is fairly lewd but not actually smut and I've been yelled at for leaving things on a blueball before, but it's also an established couple and if I told you about every time they fucked I'd never say anything else.

I do have some time to write a little more and can probably smash an end scene out. Stupid as it seems to ask "do you want more smut?"

Do you want more smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603721
This was very sweet. We should probably archive it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607671
Cuddles, friend. A pancake breakfast and presents. Yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608227
Good smut is nice. Don't cram in more unnecessarily at the expense of everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608227
Sure, why not? Write as you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608391
It'd literally be right at the end of the story, it wouldn't sacrifice anything other than your time. I just don't want the lead up which would otherwise be the end of the story, to come across as blue balling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608406
Yeah, I might do so. I'll see you guys at the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608266
Thanks. I plan to put in on AO3 tomorrow. It's 4am and I should be sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608141
>people spreading lies
Those were truths. Literal thought police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608141
>KC has a right to have a canon
Let him try but by god if he would ever update that damn game I'd go to town.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

which mamono has loudiest and squishest vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608812
Shog, you haven't came till she puts vocal chords in it and gives you a Screaming Jenny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608812
Jubjub. That thing be WET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608812
My wife when I eat out her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608812
eel lady

[Anonymous No.]

Now that everyone seems to be on a writing mood it's probably a good time to ask this. How do you handle normal drinks and foods in your non portal stories. Do you just use the same ingredient names, do you make something up, or do you go with generic names like meat, garnish, alcoholic drink etc.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608909
I use normal names and only pick something different if it'd result in a jarring case of orphaned etymology, like French toast or Scotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608909
The universe is a strange and cyclical place, that seems suited to have souls travelling indiscriminately through the worlds. All things in the universe repeat, as if some greater truth pervades the universe.

How strange is it, that there exists a succubus who wrote a treatise on wooing young princelings names Niccola Machiavellia. How queer it is that one could still describe her seductions as Machiavellian, and all other seductions and manipulations thereafter as Machiavellian. some things, no matter how strange, just seem conveniently constant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608909
purple drank

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609012
>lean slime gf

[Anonymous No.]

>santa didn't kidnap me and deliver me to a hag
Fucking hate christmas

[Anonymous No.]

PADORU PADORU

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609044
Too many hags were naughty this year and didn't deserve a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609080

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609081
Naughty doing what? Being depressed at the bad end bar and drinking all year round?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607496
This story sounds cute and you should write it.
>>45607649
https://files.catbox.moe/3runes.png

[Anonymous No.]

greenworm gonna vomit after the chrismas dinner...

[Anonymous No.]

Its all peaceful and a normal day in Zipangu, until some white gaijin foreigner starts filiming and complaining about "immoral sexual Zipangese culture."

>https://twitter.com/Gilcunnylover/status/1732823531002511771

What is the MGE Zipangu way to deal with these types of gaijin that come to Zipangu and complain about Zipangu and be racist towrads the Zipangese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45606959
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609165
Take your thinly disguised offtopic shit somewhere else please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45606959
It's snowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603091
Boomslang girl who only knows Afrikaans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609165
I don't want to learn about disrespectful counts while eating my foie gras anon, instead tell me who is your favorite Zipangu mamono and why

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609283
Perhaps Keijourous and more recent Pyrows... And I suppose the good ol' Kitsune. Because they can help fulfill the sexual fantasies of fucking, violating and impregnating a Japanese female due to their disguising abilities. Finally, one can become THE hentai Fuck Man or "Rape Chad" in them doujins and hentai who effortlessly nab and bed attractive women. Including the seemingly powerful ones who instantly loose to a man who so happens to have a big penis and have a bad attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609246
>zipangu this
>zipangu that
>mge
All distractions from how this is just an elf and fox general.

[Anonymous No.]

>THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
>YOU
>ME
>MY CAVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609379
>monster beating up human
ew and wrong
>human beating up monster
arousing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45607701
>Epic doujin
>It’s just a self insert story too afraid to call it day of the rape without upsetting KC
Stupid Chink can’t even commit to the bit his community is famous for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608909
I just make shit up, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609142
too many bananas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45608909
Just hit 'em with a "All Mamono Restaurants are Taco Bell" and follow-up with that drink being a "Baha Blast".
You're welcome, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609142
Look, I don't know what she TOLD YOU, but Miss Greenworm is not going to vomit after a single meal worth of food. She might just be about to cocoon herself without understanding exactly what's going on. Did she lose her mother at an early age? Either way, you should stay close to her because she's going to need you right now.
Also, maybe call in sick while you can still reach a phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>Engaged with a p'orcer in combat
>Nicknamed "The Butcher"
>Makes a bunch of meat references
>Wields a large cleaver
>Says she can't wait to "eat ya up"
>Calls you Grade A meat
>Win or lose, she still makes meat references
>Is actually a skilled butcher and master chef

[Anonymous No.]

Why are hags so condescending?
I'm an adult damnit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609642
>1,500 year old hag
>30 year old man
You're practically a toddler to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609351
how can you not love an elf?

[Anonymous No.]

more like marry christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609690
krampussy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609642
You should try the lolis. They might be smug and cheeky instead, however.

[Anonymous No.]

What did your wife get you for Christmas? What did you get her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609677
Yes, now shoot your white pee in the diaperpussy and drink the milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609690
>take in goat
>need to spend 50 minutes warming her up under the covers because she has been standing outside in nothing but a ribbon for half an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>Be you.
>It's Christmas morning and you're still in bed.
>Doorbell rings.
"Weird."
>You're definitely not going to answer that.
>Doorbell rings again.
>And again.
>And now it's just ringing over-and-over-and-over.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck."
>Slide out your warm bed into the cold light of morning, and put on enough clothes to answer a door.
>Shirt, shorts, bathrobe.
>Pad over to the front door, grumbling as the bell keeps chiming.
"WHAT?"
>A giant spider cow stands before you, shivering in the cold.
>Her paws, as they're definitely not mere hands, are enormous.
>With one paw, she's carefully using a claw to ring your doorbell.
>The other holds a weird, glowing orb with an arrow in it.
>It's pointed at you.
"What do you want?" you say with as little rancor as possible.
>She's a fucking Ushi-Oni, you do NOT want to piss her off.
>The mamono blushes furiously, her one eye hidden behind her seal and the other unable to meet your gaze.
>"... Hi."
>She waggles her orb at you and finally stops ringing the damn doorbell.
"Is... that for me?"
>She hesitates.
>"I... do you live alone?"
>You eye her warily and don't answer.
"Why?"
>"Oh... I, uh. I think so. Can you hold it?"
>She extend her arm so you can take the orb.
>In her huge paws, it looks quite small and dainty.
>For you, however, it's the size of a softball and surprisingly heavy.
>As soon as you touch it, the arrow symbol dramatically changes, plunging into a red heart and exploding into a bunch of little heart symbols that look a bit like a snow globe full of love.
>OK, kind of neat, but also alarming.
>Even more alarming is the high pitched squeal coming from the Ushi.
>She looks unsteady on her many feet.
>"I found you!"
>"I'm so... I'm so..."
>"Happy."
>Her ears droop as she talks and she's breathing quickly.
>"Please, I've been.... alone."
>She braces herself against your doorframe.
>"May I come in?"
>"I feel..."
>And she collapses in front of you.
>Dropping the weird crystal ball, you try to at least keep her from banging her head on your doorframe.
>You don't entirely succeed, but her horns take the brunt of it instead of her face.
>Now you're holding the human part of her in your arms as her breathing slows.
>She smells like a forest in springtime, and her heartbeat is like a drum against your chest.
>After a few moments, her eyes flutter open again.
>"I'm sorry."
>"I'm sorry."
>"I messed it up."
>"Your chosen mate is an Ushi so I should be forcing you down and..."
>"And..."
>"I can't. Please just hold me."
>"I'm sorry. Please just hold me."
"Okay."
>This isn't how you thought your day would go.
"My name is Anon."
"What's your name?"
>She sniffles, and in voice marred by tears, she answers.
"That's a nice name."
"Do you want to come inside?"
>She nods against your shoulder.
And that's how Anon met his wife, on Christmas.
I don't really have a continuation for this, but I imagine that she is into missionary position sex with handholding and eye contact, and she is constantly, constantly checking to ensure that she has ongoing, happy consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609690
>Be anon shitposting on Christmas Eve
>Hear a large thud on your roof following by a rap-tap-tap at your door
>The sounds echo throughout the empty house
>Jokingly, you tell yourself that it’s probably a White Horn having a laugh
>Open it to find a Krampus leering at you, her face half obscured from the door frame
“May I come in?”
>Part of you is wondering why she hasn’t just sacknapped you yet, or why you’re being visited by a goat known for going after naughty bo—
>The shitposts, she tracked you with the shitposts those slimy cocksucking Janni—-
>Various sounds of clanking and jostling from her massive sack bring you back to reality as she walks into your dining room, sizing everything up
>She smiles when you ask her what she wants
“Just to spread a bit of… holiday cheer.”
>Suddenly, the Krampus throws open the bag and out pours a massive Christmas feast— Roast duck and cranberry glaze, gooseberry pie, beef stew, Christmas punch, roast ham making a veritable mountain of food in the room
>She just smiles as you look at her dumbfoundedly
“Abra kadabra~”
“Go on now, eat!”
>It’s weirdly pleasant to attack the massive feast with the Krampus watching you, no matter how much you eat you never feel quite full
>As the last of the punch disappears down your gullet you ask her why she didn’t partake, her smile turning sinister and lascivious as the drink boils in your stomach and your pants feel far too small
“Oh my dear, dear naughty little Anon. My feast has just begun!”
>Opening her robes, you see her naked body criss crossed with ribbon and a nice bow on top of her cleavage
>There’s even some mistletoe dangling right above her steamy womanly folds down below, so invitingly pleasant and wet
>Tale spreads quickly on the imageboards of Anon, unvirgin fraud supreme
>The last image and post being uploaded being a selfie from the Krampus’ giant black furred claw of her quarry in the sack, her face a bright red and body pockmarked with hickeys
“I finally nabbed him.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609690
>goes through the naughty listing stealing boys balls and replacing them with coal

[Anonymous No.]

This doesn't make any sense... it says she's right behind me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609880
Nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.]

spank bad kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609840
Now my kind of a christmas love story:
>hear loud banging on the door
>get up to open it
>before I can actually do so, the doors are slammed open
>HUGE muscular hellhound standing in the doorway
>"AYOO, YOU ANON. ANONOWSKY?"
"y-yah"
>"FUCKIN' FINALLY FOUND YA, TIME TO SMASH"
>200 kg muscles and rape pounces straight at me and almost breaks some of my bones
>tears off my clothes and starts riding my dick so hard I can hear my bones creak
>forces 4 consecutive orgasms out of me
>"GOOD FUCKING WHITE BOY, BUT WE NEED TO TRAIN YA MORE"
>"WE MARRIED NOW, BTW"
>discards me like a spent cigarette and goes to light an actual cigarette while I lay there soaked in love juices and sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609880
>>45609889
Nothing personal, but one of these two is your wife now.*
Or both.
*points at actual housecats.*

[Anonymous No.]

It wasn't funny I regret everything and deleted it in shame.

[Anonymous No.]

is it acceptable for a holst to be producing milk at such a volume that its basically like being bukake'd with milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609945
If there are no loud pressurized liquid splashing noises when you are milking your wife into your cup, then you can't really say you have a wife, let alone a holst wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you wake up to a wurm ringing you shiny rocks for Christmas
>(They are precious metals by the ton as well as precious gemstones worth trillions)
>And you get your cute ln wurm gf as well

[Anonymous No.]

what is your mgs thoughts on sacred tradition, original sin, justification, salvation, the sacraments, the Mass, and the veneration of saints?

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a happy new year! I hope this post finds you all well and in the midst of great celebrations. I bring you Fairy Solstice, following on from Autumn Spring Knights, you drop everything to take your wives to a town you deeply cherish this time of year, only to find out to your dismay that they're not even doing it this year! Surely this cannot be.

Any way, as I said, I hope it finds you all well and I hope you enjoy it. As always, comments and criticisms are more than welcome, and thank you for reading. Merry Christmas!

https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2023/12/26/fairy-solstice/

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52525213

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609526
Be well friend! Taco Bell is not food. Friendly reminder that Dennis Leary needs…correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>hey wock do you want seconds?
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609690
>>45609696
Overrated. She told me “You’ll shoot your eye out!” then stepped on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>Had a dream where a p'ork was working the drive through window at a McDonald
>And she just complained about not being able to go raiding
I have no idea what this means but damn, that's a mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609636
>runs away after you level up
Hate that bitch sooo much.

[Anonymous No.]

My lizard stands on her back legs like she's a little person, it's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610127
Merry Christmas Penywise!

[Anonymous No.]

Order and Chief God are a sham. I shall go into a Ziapangese temple so that I may learn how to rid myself of worldly desires and attain enlightenment. I am sure the wise deity dwelling there will help me on my journey!

[Anonymous No.]

> no Christmas miracle via that new Claustrophyte girl getting leaked yet.
why do we live anons, just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

If I like a demon's butthole will it taste like blueberries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610316
No, it's going to taste like butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610241
Eastern monsters claim bad karma and attachments are stored in the testicles
Western monsters claim that things like sin and mana are stored in the testicles. All of this religious nonsense is too much! The testicles store semen, obviously. Everyone should know this. What do I have to do, nail this on a temple door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610094
Only monsters should molest humans.

[Anonymous No.]

so I just played wanko to karasou
that raised a rather interesting dilemma , if you had dogirl and your relationship with her is basically like one with a normal dog where you love her like a child. but then she goes into heat and only you can provide her with relief... it is kind of weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610361
>dilemma
There's no dilemma. A hot dog girl acts frisky around you and your dick wants in. Remember: the family dogs are for making families with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610381
there is not hotdog mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610414
there's that new meat girl

[Anonymous No.]

which monster girl's futa cock would you suck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610425
None, I'm not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609840
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603007

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610451
sticky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610451
MASHRUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610491
Mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610315
Again, anon, you seem to have gotten mixed up in what kind of thread this is.
This is the KC love and appreciation thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Squirrels

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610593
I hear you can turn a zombie into a wight if you staple enough squirrels to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610315
You either have the choice of not being a poorfag or complaining about a lack of leaks, choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610704
Patreon's being retarded and is not accepting my payments even tho it has before, and given i've got hundreds on my card it can't be cuz of there not being any dough, there definitely is, so it's gotta be Patreon with the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610593
Tell that fuzzy little gossip monger to stop touching my nuts!

[Anonymous No.]

you will end up like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610792
But I'm not a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610792
Having a monster who is many times larger than you hug and cuddle you is paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610181
Want to defeat a lizard girl captain and make her suck my cock in front of all of her subordinates.
Sure, all them them would just stand there wishing that were them, but it's still counts.
Would they end up challenging me to "reclaim their captains honor"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610824
miss dark mage will take care of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609840
Awww. Spider cows are still scary, but this was sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610127
Merry Christmas! Thanks for the story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610740
It's amusing to me that it hasn't leaked and will be even more amusing when it releases officially to the public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610877
ty ty. I love spider cows and gap moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609849
Loving all the krampus stuff. It's a shame there isn't a Christmas part 2 in summer so they get some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610435
I might wish to have never written this, were I here more frequently. Why is THIS of all things, a pasta?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610989
Because it inevitably triggers people into screeching about the rules of mge that you have to follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610996
Why is she a nazi cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611004
>screeching
But you are the one always powerlessly screeching into the void about the funny jap man in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611004
Eh, independently of the "rules of MGE" it's edgy 14 year old emo shit. I bet whoever wrote this did it while blasting Linkin Park in their left headphone and Evanescence in their right one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611022
COVERING MY SKIN, THESE HICKEYS WILL NOT HEAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610989
Why did you wrote that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611022
I never said it was good. Just that it worked. Some of the voreposting is much more imaginative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611042
At the time I felt this was the best way to convey that Frenchanon shouldn’t electricnigga himself. The edge and emo was, naturally, deliberate. No soundtrack was used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611051
Frenchanon? electricnigga? Explain please

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611043
>Be you.
>Have 2 wives.
>"It' not unusual" - Tom Jones
>Both Sandworms.
>V. Unusual.
>They spend almost all their time docked to each other so you 3 can all live together in their "mouths."
>Occasionally one of them gets a little possessive and drags you back into her body more.
>Inevitably leads to the other one using a stopwatch to determine "fair trade."
>All-in-All, not too bad.
And that's about all I got for vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611066
Two sandworm wives. That's impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611059
There’s a poster here who had an inclination towards suicidal ideation. Electricnigga refers to a meme suggesting that you “kill yourself…NOW!” I’m pretty certain I explained that my intended message was: suicide effects others around you, and is therefore bad. So don’t off yourself. There ya go.

[Anonymous No.]

How weird do you like your mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610824
To a Large Breed Hellwan, a 30 year old anon is a shot she must protect, even though she is only 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611087
Ah the fr*g, I do hope he kills himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611087
I wish I could open the portals and let Eros sort everyone out. Failing that I wish I could give everyone hurting a hug. I wish I knew the right words to say to give everyone peace and help them choose to take care of themselves and/or work towards being better, more loving people.

Find something to give you joy today anons. You deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

In order to avoid getting snatched by Monsters I simply paid a ton of other single men to act as human shields for me and now they've all been grabbed up by the Monsters in my neighborhood. Now every Monster in my hometown is married and I'm the sole single guy left which means I'm finally safe, I don't have to worry about Monsters coming after me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>cuddling skill does crit affection damage if used near a fireplace
>new mistletoe item that make all kiss attacks a guaranteed hit
>raised goat spawn rate in human safe zones
What was the mamano lord thinking with this patch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611143
Well, I'm a sandwormfag, so yeah, I like 'em pretty weird and exotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611185
She was thinking about how best to bring the blessing of a mamono wife to lonely singlemeen freezing in their rooms. She didn't want an of them to be able to escape or resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611185
She always saves the whack balancing for the holidays while single anons are too sad to care. Meanwhile people are sleeping on the yeti buffs. It's not snowing yet for many, but they're biding their time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611143

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611176
Can’t fault good intentions. Hope Alvistide/Christmas/whatever goes well for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>look under blanket
>no Lim
>get out of bed
>look under tree
>no Lim
>peek into kitchen
>no Lim
>depression deepens

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611181
Eros smiles upon your efforts at matchmaking and sends a Cupid and Houri to take care of you.

[Anonymous No.]

I need some good Ogre stories, specially if she is huge and buff. Are there any?

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>no anubass on my face
>suicidal urges deepen

[Anonymous No.]

I want stories where monster deal with the monotony and misery of single life. Any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611288
>take care of you
New head-canon unlocked: Eros and her minions speak in corny Italian accents, and her daughters refer to her as the Godmother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611308
Why doesn’t Cupid talk to the guy she likes? Omertà. Illuminati confirmed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611066
points for docking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611308
An interestingly, take on "sleep with the fishes"
>Excited shark girl noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611143
The thread likes them cosplay level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611081
Just have one sandworm shrink herself so she can live inside the other sandworm. They can switch places every few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611297
There is this new version of the archive where you can look for stories of specific mamono.
https://beta.anubis.moe/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611344
Unfortunately sandworm is not vore. She's just a mobile apartment and you happen to fuck the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611308
>the godfather wedding scene but it's anon asking the God mother for help with the hounds who didn't even take him on a cute date before shoving him in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611143

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611237
What if she gave all Ice Queens a Yeti cuddling buff, as a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611087
Everyone here would be happy to see him rope himself. Frenchs are truly subhumans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611354
>piss off rival family
>get cornered by a thug with a sawed-off shotgun
>it shoots out a rapidly expanding werewolf
So that’s why they call it lupara, for the wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611348
The shrinking is canon so you could still have one living inside the other.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to tongue an arachne's spinnerette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611388
I don't really care what's canon or not since that's stupid and doesn't appeal to the fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611386
>I thought you said he was dead?
>No, I said he was sleeping with the fishes.

[Anonymous No.]

Is plantgirl reproduction based on seeds getting mana a la Tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611395
>meet Arachne in her web
>tear off a piece and chew it
>make eye contact the entire time
>walk away and explain nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Any girl that guarantees me immortality can have me. Even the most basic of Succs would easily win me over.

[Anonymous No.]

>offer the girls to play with some big, heavy, round balls
>they all enthusiastically reply they're the very best at it
>when we arrive they all look at each other with a confused expression
>when their turn comes up they say they don't know the first thing about bowling
What the fuck? Why did they lie to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611430
Men with low self esteem and a fear of death always make for good Vampire bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611430
No king lasts forever. Enjoy the time you're given and look forward to a new adventure in MGE heaven with your waifu. You can always reincarnate together too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611400
Glub glub glub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611437
What I want to know is why I thought it would be a good idea to reincarnate here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611442
Because this is the only reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611431
>Miss Chesh decides to bowl with the traditional "wide stance, both hands" posture that lets her bend over and roll it between her legs.
>Tail to the side and booty pointed at you.
>Inevitably scores 0 every frame because she's obsessed with making sure you see her wiggling her ass at you.
>Every other mamono follows her lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45605449
MERRY DRIFTMAS ON THE KRAMPUSSY EXPRESS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611434
>low self esteem
Thankfully none of that. Maybe I could pretend to catch her off guard though.

>>45611437
No. I want to live forever and study magic so I can terraform Mars and then build a university and maybe go exploring the stars for a few thousand years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611087
So to defeat a suicide poster you made him a suicide post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611402
Are you familiar with a seedbed? That is your fate.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't written anything in a long time, so I wanted to do a greentext for Christmas. It came out a lot longer than expected, not sure how many posts it will be.

Contains: A loli Ice Queen

>you're hard at work in the cold wilderness
>the snow dunes and stout evergreen trees under their thick white blankets seem to go on forever in every direction
>it's even colder than the winters back home, if such a thing was even possible
>you drew the short straw back at the Mages Guild when you were deciding who gets the honors to do the research gig in the far north
>for the last few days you've been taking measurements, catching snowflakes on glass sheets and staring at them with a precision viewing glass and doing other mind-boggling tasks
>all while regularly getting the feeling of being watched by unseen observers, hearing unearthly howls in the distance or feeling areas of supernatural cold pass over you
>at least your sizeable cabin and the nearby town are nice and cozy, and all the mamono spying on you have steered clear so far

>just as you're absorbed in thought, looking at a particularly complex and beautiful snowflake at your portable workbench, you notice the gentle snowfall has intensified into a real blitz and the temperature has dropped violently
>you feel a presence close by and turn to look behind your shoulder
>there really is a form of a woman standing a dozen steps away, partially obscured by clouds of fine snow blowing on the wind
>clearly a monster, on the more powerful side too based on the situation
>it's more or less common knowledge among mages that the monsters aren't as dangerous as the more common folk think, maybe not in the violent sense of "dangerous", but you should keep your guard up nonetheless
>you greet her cautiously: 'Good evening, miss. Do you have some business with me?'
>"...I'm sorry if I startled you, Sir mage. I was just curious of what you're doing" the woman's voice surprises you, not the quiet coldness, but how delicate and girly it was

>you turn fully to get a better look at your surprise visitor and quickly make note the details
>the aura of cold, the skin not just pale but outright a shade of blue, an extravagant ice crystal- decorated dress, a crown of ice, an expressionless but incredibly beautiful face with curious markings on her cheeks
>the initial assessment of the "woman" was off too, just an optical illusion
>she's looks more like a young girl with barely anything on her chest, masked by a combination of noticeable hips and thick bare thighs
>and the way she's standing on top of the untouched snow in high heels, leaving only faint prints whereas you had to dig a trench with magic just to trek anywhere
>your measuring equipment won't give accurate readings with this much ambient magic around anyway, so you might as well stop working and converse a bit

>'You're an Ice Queen, aren't you?' you blurt out, eager to show off your knowledge
>a faint blush comes to the girl's cheeks as she answers: "...Y-yes.. But I'm merely a princess, mother is the queen."
>you apologize for your rudeness, introduce eachother and ask her if the people back at the palace aren't worried she's out here alone
>"...That's.. I can come and go as I please. The weather doesn't bother me, any bad guys wouldn't be able to even get near me and even the other mamono that have been watching you get scared off when I get clo.. Ah."
>the Ice Princess stops, then bows slightly and continues "...It's true, I have watched you working from afar several times now, Sir Anon. I humbly apologize for my un-ladylike behavior."
>you assure her it's fine and you were going go back to the cabin soon anyway while you're packing up the gear

>could've sworn the aura of freezing cold she brought with her got slightly milder
>as you're about to head off, she speaks up again
>"...If you're studying magic, winter and stuff.. Maybe.. If it could be of any help.. W-would you like to interview a very rare kind of ice elemental?"
>she does seem like a very refined and nice girl, her species isn't known to be aggressive, younger mamono have less intense abilities so she probably wouldn't freeze your entire cabin, and you ARE a little flattered her magic seemingly isn't considering you "bad guys", but...
>in the end you decide to accept her offer and lead the way
>she walks beside you, but both of you seem to be too shy to continue the conversation
>glancing at her you notice the sight her is almost hypnotic
>wearing elegant shoes fit more for a ballroom she practically glides over snow that should give away and bury her up to her chest, the gusts of wind barely move her long hair, every crumb of snow that falls on her just flows off, and the massive cuts on her dress...
>you quickly turn your gaze somewhere else and before you know it you've reached your cabin

(1/?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611473

>the princess' eyes widen as she curiously looks around the main room with it's log walls, weighty cushioned furniture, several rugs decorating the floor and walls, and the enchanted fireplace that seemingly can't burn out
>her cold is seeping everywhere and the fireplace wavers in her presence, but everything isn't turning into an ice cavern and the girl isn't melting either, so you were right about something at the very least
>'It's not exactly your mother's palace, but make yourself comfortable while I figure out what kind of questions I'm actually going to ask,' you joke
>she nods and sits down on one of the recliners
>"...This place is very lovely Sir Anon, worry not." "...I can almost feel the warmth here.."
>you bring your pen and notebook before sitting on the sofa facing her seat
>for the first time, you get a good clear look at her outside the heavy snowfall and immediedly forget anything you thought to ask her about
>it's not that she has to be the most beautiful girl you've ever seen, but you couldn't even imagine someone could be so beautiful
>you've even come across lots of monsters before, but a young royal type with a perfect mix of beautiful, cute and regal is clearly on an another level
>she notices you stopped, looks at your burning face and blushes quite heavily for the lack of emotion she's shown so far
>'So, um, anyway...' you start and look down at your papers while fumbling with them

>you try to compose yourself and ask some professional questions about Ice Queens without prying too much, but the everything is distracting you too much to focus
>the snowfall outside seems to be developing into a proper storm too, strong gusts of wind creaking against the windows and interrupting your thoughts
>her whisper-like voice interrupts you
>"...It seems it's gotten dark outside and the weather has gotten a little unpleasant too. If it's not too much of a problem for Sir Anon, could I stay until morning?"
>a hundred thoughts race through your mind upon hearing that and you try to answer without putting your foot into your mouth
>'I'm not entirely sure if that's appropriate, your highness. And what kind of a chaos will erupt back at your home when they notice they're missing a princess? But I'd hate to send a child to walk home through a blizzard alone and in the dark no less. I suppose it I can find you a place to sleep...'
>the princess speaks up, her hands brought together in front of her
>"...Forgive the interruption, but I must object to one word in particular, o-otherwise..!"
>she stops for a moment, unsure how to choose her words, and continues
>"...You, you know... At first I thought, since Sir Anon is a mage, you were enduring the cold with protective spells. But that's not it, is it. Getting this close is sometimes too much even for the lower ranked ice monsters..."

>you can see where this is going and you should put a stop to it before it's too late
>the small Ice Queen stands up and bashfully crosses her arms over her body
>you're not sure if you want to put a stop to it
>"...Um, I once got advice from a visiting cousin, she said if I was ever to meet a fitting man before.. reaching my full majesty.. I should make myself most clear, as a human man like that would be far too kind to... go on... otherwise."
>before you can say anything, she undoes an unseen string or button and lets her opened dress fall off
>there's simply nothing on her anymore apart from her shoes and crown
>if you thought she was beautiful before, her naked body with it's exotic colors, the faint subtle slopes of her breasts and belly, and surprisingly generous curves below the waist is beyond perfect
>you can only watch stunned and listen to the light clacks of her heels, as she crosses the distance to you with a few careful steps
>the cold radiating from her feels like it should be absolutely freezing, but somehow you aren't bothered at all

>the Ice Princess speaks again, calm face flushed with an elegant blueish purple color
>"...I-it should be fine, the cold within me is magical and shouldn't harm Sir Anon... You won't need to find an another bed."
>like in a trance you reach out to her and carefully put your hands on her hips, your hot touch causing her to moan suddenly
>it's like touching the pure concept of coldness, but it feels like it's almost hesitant to transfer into your hands and somehow outright pleasant
>on the contrary, your blood is burning at the feeling of her soft and smooth body in your grasp
>she crosses the last bit of distance into your arms, keeping her eyes on yours until both of you close them and your lips meet in a slow, light kiss
>you carefully slide your arms around her back and hips, part of you still apprehensive on how to even treat something as pure and noble as her
>exchanging more shy kisses, you take her onto your lap sideways and take your shirt off
>you pull her against you and take one of her smaller hands into yours, interlocking fingers

(2/?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611176
Thanks friend, you too.

[Anonymous No.]

Was gonna try to finish up my Living Doll & Dormouse Christmas story but the main story I've been working on has had me distracted. Now I don't know if it's worth posting it whenever it's done or just finish it and save it for next year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611437
>No king lasts forever
>No king rules forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611481

>she sighs happily and you slide her from your lap onto the sofa next to you and lean over to lock lips again
>the same lust that prompted her to just undress and jump into your arms is taking hold of you as well
>you move to kiss her cheek, right on the blue diamond shape, then to her chin, sliding further down to her neck, and touching your lips on her collarbone
>she gasps quietly and turns her body from side to side with each new sensation while you leave a trail of careful kisses further down her frame, making sure to not leave even the slightest hickey or blemish on her delicate body
>you get halfway off the sofa going even lower, planting your lips all over her miniscule breasts and admiring the sensual blue color of her nipples up close
>the Ice Princess moans, this time with audible emotion in response to all the love you're giving her pale blue skin and her dainty hands caress your shoulders
>you keep going, planting kisses lower and lower down her belly while your hands go past her hips and under her butt
>while you didn't get a direct look at her ass, you can tell by touch the roundness, shape and size are all of perfect proportion just like the rest of her
>you're fully off the sofa now, crouching in front of her
>instead of continuing straight down between her legs, you grab them and gently flip them up making her slide onto a half-sitting, half-laying position
>"A-ah?!", she voices her surprise of the change in direction
>you rise partway back up and rain kisses down from her ankles and calves all the way to the backs of her thighs while her heels are pointing directly at the ceiling
>the movement leaves you back down on one knee, with the little royal elemental's thighs, a considerable portion of her fat butt and everything in between right in front of you in their full glory
>you glance up worrying you're going too far, only to see the princess gazing at you full of anticipation, previously icy eyes full of passion

>so you keep going, bringing your lips to her lower lips
>first kissing around the soft mound, examining every smallest detail of the shape
>then up and down right on the center
>the young Ice Queen's cute voice shapes into some amazing sounds of pleasure from the experience and she unconciously throws her legs around your shoulders while squirming
>the cold emanating from her has stopped bothering you in the slightest, instead you have an urge to warm her as much as you can
>you take her thighs into your hands and turn her legs to the sides, continuing what you were doing
>stricken with curiosity of what her pussy looks like on the inside, you very gently spread it a little
>it really has a similar color as her anus and areolae, but what really catches your eye is a small glint of reflected light
>where a hymen would be is instead a hair-thin ice crystal, an intricate pattern that looks a lot like the vaguely hexagonal ice wafers you've seen while looking at snowflakes with the highest magnification viewing lenses
>curiosity sated, you resume the attack on her smooth pussy with your tongue for a good while
>she cries out and orgasms, probably for the first time in her life, throwing her head back with the sudden move tilting her crystal crown on to the side
>"It's... it's incredible, Sir Anon... I couldn't even imagine what it would be like," she confides between panting
>you right the Ice Queen's crown with your index finger, stand up and take off the rest of your clothes, this time with her taking her turn to look on mesmerized
>until you take her in your arms and fittingly princess carry her towards the bedroom
>she leans against you tightly, shows a small, careful smile and speaks in a soft tone
>"...I seem to be to Sir Anon's liking, then... I'm glad..."

(3/?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611495
I wish I had been like five years older when WoW was huge. I would have liked to experience it with everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611500

>you lay her down on the bed and slide after her, getting between her legs and putting your hands under her hips
>she looks at your erection laying on her lower stomach with a stunned face
>'Will you be fine with this, Princess?' you ask
>"...You've been nothing but very kind to me. If you wish to do... as you like, I trust myself to your hands."
>you pull back and get ready to enter her
>the supernatural cold feels good even to your dick, as you try prodding it against her vulva with extreme care
>you push the tip ever so slightly further and further into the tight, freezing tunnel while it's owner moans under her breath and closes her eyes
>the Ice Princess shifts her body up just a little and a bead of sweat forms on her face, quickly turning into a drop of ice and rolling off
>taking you inside seems to be effortous but she doesn't look to be in any real discomfort, so you press further
>her body is small enough for your member to slightly bulge it as it sinks deeper into her
>just like that, your tip touches the snowflake you saw earlier
>you can feel the fragile ice break in two and melt away, turning into a small trickle of chilling water that drips out along your cock
>the pricess pants heavily and her eyes snap open, locking into yours with a smouldering look you couldn't expect from a girl made entirely out of ice magic

>after a few more careful thrusts, you're engrossed in slow lovemaking, exchanging kisses and moving your arms seeking for more skin contact
>your entire length doesn't exactly fit down there so you take it easy finding the right rhythm
>it doesn't take long for her to climax again with all that body heat stuffed inside her most sensitive place
>"...Warm... Everything is so warm..!"
>you take the princess by her hand and help her up, this time you sit on the edge of the bed and lead her to straddle your lap
>you let her go at her pace this time, supporting her with your hands under her ass while you embrace eachother
>she still goes slowly, but clearly faster than you dared to while rocking up and down
>some bounces later she arcs her hips slightly, seemingly to make your dick hit some hidden weak point better
>both of you are so focused on the moment that the wild snowstorm howling outside is barely noticeable
>her extremely tight royal pussy has rubbed your cock to it's limit, and you thrust up a few times before finishing inside her
>she halts, trembling, and follows your lead by cumming again while panting and moaning

>a while later you're laying under the covers, tenderly holding the smiling Ice Princess in your arms
>it feels like the cold has stopped radiating from her uncontrollably, and your touch is keeping it inside her
>the blizzard outside is still raging and you can't help wondering out loud if the two of you are responsible for it
>"Um, I... I think my power really may have ran a bit wild..." she trails off and hides her face against your chest in embarrasment
>"...But at least mother will sense the magic in the weather and know I'm somewhere safe."
>you should probably go help the town with clearing the veritable mountain of overnight snowfall tomorrow
>and explain yourself to the local monarch
>but for now you drift into sleep together

(4/4)

I may have gotten a bit carried away with the length, but I hope someone enjoys it. Merry Christmas guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611452
Faustianism is fucking cringe, sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611511
Funnily enough, Arthas could easily translate to a guy who just has a really possessive Cursed Sword as a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611511
It ruined my life and I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45609690
Bad boys get mindbroken till they ahegao by krampus chan for christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611529
I think I had a half year on my character by the end of wrath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611511
there's still Eve Online

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611537
That's odd. I overheard a demon say good boys get mindbroken till they ahegao for christmas! Is there truly no escape from their predations?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611452
>I want to live forever and study magic
Then a lich might be a better bet. Hope you don't mind spending half of your time studying the magic that is love though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611395
>suggsest outing out arachne wife's spinnerette
>she seems to think it's a bad idea but I convince her to go along with it
>it seems to go well at first
>until you seem to >end up with a mouth full of sticky webs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611545
I did a year with the GoonSwarm, actually. Multiboxed miners. Was a good time.
>>45611529
Glad you had fun, haha.

Now back to monstergirls. I need a nerdy demon to play games with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611520
Eh, I believe that if there's truly a deity out there who created everything then they don't care what we do. They're beyond our capacity for understanding. All I can do is be the best man I can possibly be and perform good acts whenever possible. If death takes me and there is an afterlife, I'd rather be judged for my good acts than for my ability to engage in performances of submission. Wasting time on spiritual questions is just that. If I can spend even an extra day in the world learning more about it or doing good in it then it'll be worth it. Eternity? Even better.

>>45611564
I'm down. My interests are mostly in healing magic though. I'd like to eradicate diseases and fight planetary pollution. Plus the obvious interest in terraforming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611564
>lichdom
>become an emotionless dead thing with barely any human connection
is this the worst immortality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611511
>>45611545
Try out Dragon Quest X, it's playable thanks to DeepL machine translation now and it has really cute oni girls, fairy, and fish ladies you can play as, and the gameplay is heavily reminiscent of Final Fantasy XI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611576
>All I can do is be the best man I can possibly be and perform good acts whenever possible.
You sound like a good person. Trying our best is all we can do. I'd rather go down known for being kind and helping others than the performances as well. Hopefully I'm not judged too harshly.
If Eros turns out to be real, I want to be able to look her in the eyes and tell her I tried my best to make myself into the best husband/person I could be. My waifu deserves that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to propose to the strongest dark mage.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611626
Strongest dark mage is well over 1000 and used to be a dude before the current Demon Lord's reign. Still want her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611608
He wanted to play an mmo.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611664
Nice try, but you are not fooling anyone, Brapo-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611664
NTA but if he doesn't take her, I will. I'm always down to breed an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611346
Anyway to see purged pastebins? I remember there was a way but I forgot and lots of the stories I want to read seem there.

[Anonymous No.]

It's the year of the dragon this year but I'm waiting for 2025

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611673
But DQX is an MMO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611747
Go to the writer's list archive. Up at the top you'll see a mega link where all the stories are saved.

[Anonymous No.]

I've lost 5 friends to fox mofu in the past year. What can I do to avoid the allure of foxes better than they could?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611772
Just don't like fox

[Anonymous No.]

>I wanna show you a trick mother showed me when you weren't around, used on special occasions like this
>oh, and one more thing
>I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611762
The method I remember using you just copied the link of the deleted bin somewhere and it appeared

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611772
succumb to another type of mofu to avoid fox mofu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611511
I mean you literally JUST missed out on Classic going to the end of Wrath of the Lich King. If you ever wanted to experience it again, now was the time and you missed it. It's over. Go home

Personally while I wish I had the time back in the day for this shit, I intentionally ignored it popping up again. I just can't be bothered anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611762
>It just lets you see the undeleted bins. The one Im looking for, "endurance" by Alpanon is not in his lost because that was purged.

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny tail fluff on big girl

[Anonymous No.]

People are going to be angry about mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611808
I'm always angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611808
I mean Metal Gear Solid has been making people mad since MGS2, what's changed recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611781
I'm confused, is it working for you or not? I can access the archive and see everything just fine.
>>45611800
Same question. I see endurance in Alp's folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610893
>Still hasn't leaked
Because it's not even up on the Patreon it was sent via private messages. Also has not been leaked because KC as stated numerous times in the past, even by himself, has DMCA on speed dial. Would much rather choose not to shoot the bear with rubber bands and then cry foul when getting mauled because I don't want to see this place implode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611781
>>45611817
Oh, you're probably thinking of the wayback machine or whatever it's called. I actually am less familiar with it. Here's a link using it. As far as I can tell you just need to change the author's name at the end and it will work.

https://web.archive.org/web/20150725203859/http://pastebin.com/u/Alpanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611828
But anon the only thing that happens if you post the image is that it gets taken down a few hours later.
>it was sent via private messages.
It's probably fine if it's an automated message but if you feel otherwise clip the edges and run it through a noise filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611839
I always thought if I had a super exclusive patreon I'd put some sort of identifier to find out who was leaking shit but do people actually do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611845
The worst I have seen is an art patreon where the guy wrote, on every single page
>subscribing to my patreon gives you the right to view, not download.
>do not save these images

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611346
Holy shit, this is a game changer. Hats off to anon for making this!
Is it scraping the story for species names? Seems like it would be pretty accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611852
AHAHAHAHAHA

THE VERY ACT OF VIEWING DOWNLOADS THE PICTURE TO YOUR COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611801
She has a dumb donkey tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611845
KC does, he added some watermark to the image and schizo mick got spooked out hard when they found his patreon account, that's why nowadays he only begs others to leak

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611885
The man can't write an rpgmaker game, he doesn't have the ability to watermark everything and send it out through an automated system on patreon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611912
At least he can draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611912
At least he didn't take two years to steal three VRchat models and jam them into a stock Unity tutorial.

[Anonymous No.]

Methinks the inner circle did ask about the game progress and the answer was not good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611912
I know this is unfathomable to someone like you, but people can have friends, who can in turn possess different skills. Adding a watermark automatically is trivial with something like Python and PIL, then you only need to send out private messages with whatever API patreon has - again a trivial matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611944
You're just scaremongering to prevent a leak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611839
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611664
>1000 years of dickthirst so perverted
>also a wizard so crazy
Her formerly being a dude is literally the last thing to worry about in that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611951
We know. This isn't a monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611808
Sneeeeeeek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611969
Liquid!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's the worst monster to be stuck in an elevator with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611944
Oh.
Then that's just pretty pathetic. Laugh at the lolcow, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611981
Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611970
>”It’s steaming because I’m hot for you! You have to drink all of it~”

[Anonymous No.]

is it safe ti say that all mgs are yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611937
Dunno about them but I assume no one cares about the game anymore. I didn’t in the first place. I don’t even care about his ‘new’ recolor girls. Slime-but-yellow and alraune-flytrap will probably arrive with little notice or fanfare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611981
Centaurs. Unless you like being crushed against a wall by horse ass/pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611981
Dark Priests. They have pamphlets, very very pornographic pamphlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610887
>>45610220
Thank you! Merry Christmas to you too, I hope you guys had a great day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612047
One of those already arrived. And dragonewt was just malef but adult and boring. In fact since we saw malef sketches it was probably just one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603007

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612129
whats in the sack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612136
Her soon-to-be husband

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611817
>I see endurance in Alp's folder.

Where? I dont see it here:

https://pastebin.com/u/Alpanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612161
Anon, you need listen carefully. That is the existing link to Alp's folder as it is TODAY. Things have been purged, and they will no longer show up. You have two options to view them:
1. Use the mega folder in the archive as I directed above. It is essentially a download of everything that was in Pastebin prior to the purge.
2. Use the way back machine in the link I provided. Take that link that you have, paste it in, and then choose the date you want to back in time to (obviously this would be prior to the purge).

Let me know if that makes more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612136
You got a puppy for christmas.
Just remember a puppy isn't just for christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611516
Pretty darned cute. I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612161
Not him, but in this archive: https://mega.nz/folder/X7BkxZZJ#PgMxOkRF-HsMgxzTioT9sw/folder/m3pC0RLC

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611926
I can draw really well now though.

[Anonymous No.]

gote

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610717
>Never ask a racist white supremacist what is the skin color and ethnicity of their girlfriend/wife/partner. Be it monstergirl or human.

[Anonymous No.]

>Listen to hi-tech fullon and hardtec
>Mg notices you, tries to flirt
>"You have some interesting music taste, that wub wub sound I hear, which I believe is called dubstep by you humans. Can I listen to it too?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611960
It's more like your borderline banal drama farming shit has gotten to the point of being a meme, even on Christmas. I've explained in the past what she looks like to give an idea and if that still isn't enough then I guess skill issue.

Sorry that I don't feel like aggravating KC on this day for some subhuman potato farmer who might as well start charging him rent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612242
Parhaps you could stop replying to the obvious drama-farming bait posts? How many real people here do you think haven't gotten the memo by now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612242
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603789
Do you need approval to make an account or to even post there? Because if its the second, it sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612254
It's a one-time thing. It's not even so much an approval as it is a queue. Certain number of new accounts per day. There aren't humans monitoring it or anything.
Once you have your account you can post stories and messages to your heart's content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612261
And the best part is ao3 doesn't cave to bogus dmcas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611516
Nice story, I hope you're having a good Christmas, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612268
>And the best part is ao3 doesn't cave to bogus dmcas.
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612268
No one cares about dmcas. Does anyone do character studies of monstergirls? That’s the sort of thing I feel like reading,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611981
Shogg
The elevator booth is all Shogg
The whole building is just more Shogg
Anon is basically trapped in a small internal pocket of a Shogg.
With lots of Shoggloaf and no Shoggtoilet.

>Hence the old Kiki proverb: Iz Schogg, iz schitt

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn explore a lamia's digestive tract
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>Whatever kills me only makes me stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612303
So what doesn't kill her makes her weaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612227
Beware of Ratas with hats or fancy hairstyles.
Many are actually (((Tanukis))) who are hiding their headleaf to make their 'News' seem more honest and independant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612297
I'm only interested in exploring the final 8 inches of it, maybe 12-14 if I take some potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612312
No but you can one-shot her by casting revive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612313
Your first mistake was trusting a monster
Your second mistake was trusting a Rata to provide unbiased news
Your third mistake was being fooled by a Danuki.
Congratulations on the wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612313
>Many are actually (((Tanukis)))
Going to run up to every rata I see and poke her squishy cheeks repeatedly asking if she's a tanuki in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612313
Can the nukis climb up trees? If not, there's an easy test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612316
What about the first 8 inches of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611856
Anon said he uses the tags directly from Ao3. As for pastebin, he mentioned a technique to extract keywords from a group of texts, called Term Frequency-Inverse Document Frequency, or TF-IDF(had to google this one)
He really is the G.O.A.T

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612195
>>45612272
Thanks guys, hope you're having a nice Christmas too, feasting on traditional foods and all.

Actually, I just remembered that I should go back to read the stuff from other anons&writefags who had the same idea to post stories on Christmas, now that I'm free from obsessing over my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612355
Loli isn't my thing, but thanks for taking the time to make content for others.

[Anonymous No.]

You aren't taking Christmas as a day off from doing something important, right?

Part of a comm from Yerb.

[Anonymous No.]

The one day a year even an Anubis can relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612370
I feel attacked.
I'm sorry Miss Fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612370
Writefairy and editfairy are similar to the angel and devil sitting on your shoulders.
Writefairy will cheer you on, whispering grand ideas and complex characters to make you reach your full potential.
Editfairy, meanwhile, sits their silently. As the work (And consequently, her workload) grows evermore from writefairy's enthusiasm, she changes. Her eyes start twitching. Her lip starts to tremble. She gets eyeache. She starts to question her abilities, and why she even writes (or is allowed to help you write) in the first place.
If you find an editfairy curled up in a dark, quiet, seculuded part of your room - like your drawers - make sure you give her some reassuring words and affection. Maybe a small thimble of hot chocolate, or a nice, warm bath.
She's a fragile thing. If you attract one to your desk (or shoulder), make sure you look after her well. Her job isn't easy or glamorous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612297
Warm, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>Unicorn convinces her husband to try out some open marriage stuff
>she picks out an Alp for him to seduce and fuck
>he does, not realizing that she's now going to become a Bicorn
>Alp joins the family and the two girls now work together to find more Alps for him to add to the harem
>seduces more Alps and each Alp finishes out their transformation by turning into different monster girls with the help of a friendly Lilim
>MC quickly realizes he's into the whole, "I'll show you a real man," thing that's going on when he's with the first Alp
>Bicorn delights in femdoming the other wives alongside her husband dicking them down

Would people be interested in this kind of story or should I just table this? Probably be four or five Alps in addition to the Unicorn/Bicorn wife. If you're interested, give me five monster girls you'd want the Alps to be transformed into. I haven't settled on what they'll become yet. I do have the personalities/builds in mind though.

>petite build, submissive to MC, enjoys tag-team femdom on the other wives with Unicorn/Bicorn, is perfectly happy with her new life and welcomed the transformation
>average build but big ole titties, acts like she's not into it but any kind of breastplay turns her into a submissive slut, somewhat okay with the transformation
>tall, athletic tomboy who is 100% not interested in men not one bit, nope never been into men, totally doesn't want to ride a certain man so hard she passes out from exhaustion, hates her new body because she's totally never been into dicks not ever
>chubby build, loves cuddling and baking but is socially awkward because she's not sure how girls are supposed to act and doesn't want to screw up, enjoys being a girl but is worried she doesn't match up
>tall, slim spoiled brat who is depressed because she was disowned after her transformation but is too proud to ask for help, secretly loves her new body but refuses to admit it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612376
She never really made sense to me. The women she catches are turned into mummy slaves but the men just have to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

Slowpoke here. Just saw that Spidernon nuked his archive. Anyone got a backup for someone that's been a good boy all year? Please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612370
>the brown stain
uh oh
gonna have to remove that fetish in editing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612394
Archive anon removed it due to Spidernon specifically requesting him. You can find a copy of the archive on the MonsterGirlCaps reddit and discord. That's the only place to my knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612388
On the surface, an Alp is the same as any other monster really. The discrepancy between the previous view and the current is the interesting part. Speaking of, how does he deal with his wife turning into a bicorn and her changed personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612407
Thanks, buddy. I'll go check it out. Happy holidays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612419
You're welcome, you too. Sorry for the bad news!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612312
>So what doesn't kill her makes her weaker?
>Anal
>doesnt kill her (acted like it would the first time)
>makes her weaker (confirmed weak to anal)
Theory proven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612415
Shock mostly. He's completely unaware of how Bicorns come to be and her transformation is going to freak him out until she comforts him and pushes him over the edge towards ultimate corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612281
There actually was a very good story and I would be grateful if someone could find it but it was I think in pastebin unfortunately. It was a researcher who actually had a pure 100% intellectual interest in resesarching Hellhounds and finds one and does things like boob grab for measuring. The Hellhound is actually all flustered and angry because its one thing to be done it to have sex and another to be done it to be studied by a guy with 0% sexual intentions. He ends up raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612370
I want to stretch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612279
AO3 has a functioning legal team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612427
Planning any weird horse specific parts?
>>45612433
Cool. Hope you drop it if you find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612441
she's stretched enough as it is! She's got deadlines coming out of her pointy ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612261
Oh, good thing I made an A03 account just in case before the pastebin retardation. Just use it to comment. Hey JabberAnon if you want to, I will use my account to publish your story and credit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612444
There'll be a bit of horse specific stuff with the Unicorn/Bicorn. That's almost mandatory for this kind of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612407
>join the discord
>half the names are from here
>the turbofags are in here too
>the first thing I see is a screenshot of the jaguar greentext from murloc
jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612370
I take every day as a day off from doing something important. The reward for hard work is more hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612370
I want to cum inside a fairy, I know there's a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612376
Unless she's a Snowubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612464
Let me guess mick, you were hoping to find your epic anti-KC bunker and got kicked out immediately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611516
Merry christmas anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612463
That’s good. Why does she want to go Bicorn anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612370
The cum brush

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612464
It's been pointed out that most of the content creators from Latenight to many writers are in one Discord or another. Basically every big writer, artist, and the old-guard from the last decade. The only people who have an issue with that are the schizos.
It should tell you something that those content creators spend most of their time here talking and making stuff for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612161
Used the wayback trick, worked like a charm, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

You things were all fun and games calling the local Ice Queen a saggy hag throughout the years but then she just decided to choose violence and go

>You know what? Fuck you it's Krampusnacht

I've never seen so much rape and sacknapping in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611297
Which type of Ogre story you are looking for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612478
She's very much into the domination aspect of an Alp getting dicked by a man. A man who is so inferior to her husband that he has to become a woman to find a spouse. She's going to tease the girls mercilessly about how she can't wait to see them swell with the daughters of a real man, yet more proof that they were always meant to be proper women, proper wives and proper mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612482
Enjoy! Do yourself a favor and take a look at all the big name writers from 2014-2020. Lots of really good shit that's been forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612481
I don't like people who associate with schizos
>It should tell you something that those content creators spend most of their time here
But I don't like any of the content creators here nor have I been given any reason to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612494
>I don't like people who associate with schizos
I don't think anyone here, or anywhere for that matter cares about your opinion, you are equivalent of the insane tweaker mumbling something to the people passing by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612504
The one thing I will give is that the anon here was right that I shouldn't really care about what you think either.
So have some OG drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45604182
Here's the reality... there was terrible NTT art of a Jinko posted a while ago in Twitter that seems to have disappeared and never got into the archive. The problem? The art was depressingly good... very, very good if anything good info was lost about whatever artist drew MGE art of that quality. I in fact had planned to commissiom a fix on that by making the NTR shit happening in the guy's head as a small thought bubble while the Jinko is actually caving his face or gut in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612488
One that has layers.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg has the best love handles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612519
P'Orc and I challenge the first anon who disagrees with me to trial by the Gods and the Trial of the Three. The Purple Nurple, The Indian Sunburn, The Charlie Horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612519
These ones are pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! I come bearing a sack full of words. I guess this can count as my entry for Murloc's thing. It's got a special operations krampus in it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52534426

I'll be back next year (ha!) with more War of Corruption. I hope everyone's year has been wrapping up nicely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612491
That’s an odd fixation for a Unicorn. There’s a surplus of men, I guess? When I think of Alps what springs to mind are: magical accidents and not-quite-fulfilling homosexuality. Sounds like you have a plan though. That’s an aspect that never would have occurred to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612516
SOMEBODY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612515
You sound like the amazonfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612464
>Hating on Murlocs of all people
Lol, lmao even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612538
I don't hate murloc I just don't like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612538
Anon please, you know exactly who he is. He even made yerb his enemy just because yerb didn't draw him free shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612550
Hey no, I apologized for that and he said it was cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612527
Wooo! Glad you made it. I'm happy you've hung out with us for another cozy year and look forward to another!
Words can't describe how much I'm looking forward to reading everyone's stuff. Trying to block out next weekend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612488
Literally what there seems to not be: Ogre waifu literally beating up pleasure into a man. The only such story that seems to exist, is an actually sparsely illustrated quite good story that got uploaded on DLsite and such a while ago. I bought it. The problem? Is all moonspeak. Featuring a fighter girl monsterizing into an Ogre. KC even did some frontpage art of the story with another Ogre dressed as a schoolgirl. (which is actually not in the gallery and neither was uploaded in the exhentai upload for some reason). So yeah, just looking for an Ogre story where the guys get roughed up a bit first or actually does while the profile says instead of "she just rides you very fast" or "no different than any MGE story, really."

Most we get is MagusAnon Mana Cavana Ogre bouncers that arent even the focus of the story and have no sex scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612530
It was mostly inspired by a friend I had in high school. She was quite vocally into gender bender stuff and I recently thought about her and figured, "What if she were a monster girl?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612530
NTA, but that's a typical aspect of that type of fetish. Makes both sides happy, bosting the confidence of the male and reassuring the Alp in her place as a cockhungry submissive bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612550
It's just funny to me is all because Murlocs is such an inoffensive person. Fucker is like a Chihuahua getting mad at literally everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612527
>that drawing
SOVL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612535
I hated the pic and hate NTR with a passion. But credit where credit is due, the art was really good. Just wish at least the artist name got known so I can commission actual zero ntr related good MGE art. Amazing talent (from the artist) wasted on shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612585
You have issues, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612581
Murloc gets angry at people? He struck me as super chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>you wake up to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612595
Whats the problem with recognizing good talent can be wasted in drawing garbage? You can rescue the talent and use it for non garbage purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612613
I'm talking about the local malcontent calling out Murloc for the crime of existing in a Discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612639
I never called it a crime.
I said it was funny as fuck that it was posted in the discord where he asks someone to upload it to reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611516
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612639
Oh. I'm dumb. Ignore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612634
Yeah. That. Most people will not ever say rescue the talent in their lives and they certainly won't do it by giving money to an artist who probably barely cares.
Generally the only winning move to the anti-ntr crusade is to not play.

[Anonymous No.]

Friends. It's Christmas. And if it looks like bait it probably is.
Anon saying shis that upsets you. Bait. Report and ignore. Or just ignore. But don't make the problem worse by replying. I don't want to scroll up through an hour of posts and find nothing but drama.
Instead, post Yetis. There's no snow yet and they are sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612699
hey...
wait a minute...
That's not a yeti...
That's not a yeti at all!

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612699
>There's no snow yet and they are sad.
Sounds like a reverse-Bogey maneuver is needed on the Yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612699
Indeed.
Post your favourite cait sith facts instead!

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Elves have such big butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612706
The Wendigos are waiting to make their winter migration as well. Set up a tent, fire up the barbecue, and you'll have a small swarm in no time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612722
More spices are used to prepare them in Land of the Four Fiends compared to the neighboring regions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612527
>>45610127
Thanks guys for writing for us.
Damn I kinda wish I had some writing to offer but all I have is a half-finished ass, as I just tried to combine unfinished drafts together.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I show a Sea Bishop and Mershark the fish batter I use to cook her kind with while talking to them over the side of my sailboat and tell them I think sea creatures are delicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612738
You know, when I wrote greentexts I at least put a little more effort into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612722
My fact is that Cait sith often show up on your door unannounced
>*Door bell goes*
>"NO FREAKIN WAY. HEY LOIS, CHECK IT OUT, IT'S CAIT SITH FROM MONSTER GIRL ENCYCLOPEDIA!"
>"Nyahaha it is me! Cait sith from monster girl encyclopedia!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612760
Everyone knows fat, ugly men are Sabbath bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612752
They pull you under the water and either "eat" you themselves or introduce you to a new way to "eat fish".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612715
>Several days later after a stay in the Eros camps
I love the Demon Lord

[Anonymous No.]

what would happen if I snuck into deonora's palace and wrote 'This Space 4 rent' onto the insides of her wings?

[Anonymous No.]

fine you twisted my arm ill watch your meme anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612865
You won't regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612559
Fair enough. Take inspiration where you find it.
>>45612574
Huh. I seriously did not know that and would’ve assumed it would be more along the lines of: reinforcing previous relationships/identities and acceptance of the new form. Like if you turned into a (classical) werewolf and your friends made it clear that:
A) all of your friendships are intact, and
B) ain’t it cool that you’re a pro at frisbee and don’t have to worry about going bald
That’s…sort of in there, I guess? Idk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612815
>try to sneak up on Deonora while she sleeps
>she instinctively grabs you and drags you into the bed
>have to escape from her iron grip without waking her up
NEVER approach a sleeping dragon

[Anonymous No.]

My folder of arachnes is expanding. I'll cure my arachnophobia through fear boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612815
Deonora wakes up and contacts the merchant guild and dragon tourism board to announce that she is opening a new hotel living space for one.
nobody goes for it

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no (you)s
merry crisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612918
Which one are you? I won't read it but I'm giving you the chance to shamelessly self bump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612617
Am I a drug addict? Why am I waking up in an alley?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612815
If you managed to sneak through all the security, you should be good enough for her and you really should claim her for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612932
>security
The palace guards are cute and single, true, but it is a well-known secret that none of them guard the quickest route to the queen's chambers.
It's hard enough to get someone to talk to her, let alone a guy.
Why would they stop this hypothetical person who is actually interested in her? (hypothetical because she's dorknora)

[Anonymous No.]

>least smothering elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610127
>Penywise still alive
Merry Christmas indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612918
Sorry friend. Juggling the thread with Christmas stuff. It's going to be a bit slow here today. I agree with anon, plug it again.

[Anonymous No.]

With Christmas almost over that leaves only one holiday between now and Eros' crusade. Are you getting ready anons?

[Anonymous No.]

Post Dhampir's face when she gets told by her master that her services are no longer needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613032
There's my birthday in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Probably one of the cringiest commiddions I have paid for given it involves Yandere Simulator. But still wanted to share it. I just couldnt help but imagine Midori Gurin as a Wurm, like she was made to be monsterized into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613090
Obligatory Cum Chalice reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613090
The art is pretty good and everyone loves wurms. How much and who was the artist if you don't mind my asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613032
Are we barricading ourselves somewhere to give them something to "chase" or immediately surrendering? Just need to know if I should pick up nails or balloons.

[Anonymous No.]

We're all dogs in God's hot car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613032
I'm ready to seal myself in a metal box with just enough food and air to survive for the whole week! No monster can get me in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613137
Love is for chumps. I'm going to wait out Valentine's day in the woods, getting drunk of cheep beer and reveling in how good it is to be permanently single with no one to betray my trust or exploit my emotional weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

wurm but as a dum knight
and ur her squire, wondering how the fuck did you end up with her but in the end
she cute and her lessons make even the complex of plays seem like child play

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612556
>walk past an ogre
>”Hey you smell nice.”
>uh thanks I just bought some new deodoran—
>”Uh huh. Which do you want to do first, fight or fuck?”
>wha? I d-don’t unde—
>”Ha. Just kidding.”
>you give a visible sigh of relief as she laughs
>you join her in laughter though somewhat uneasily
>she punches you in the gut hard enough to knock you down while still laughing
>well she’s still laughing
>you are wheezing too hard to laugh
>”That was a trick question.” she says as she tosses aside her loincloth
>you rush to your feet and throw a wild haymaker
>she leans into it while staring at you
>ohshit
>she palms you backwards with ease before you can get in another lick
>you hurriedly put up your dukes
>time for this bitch to take you seriously
>she licks her bloodied lips with a maniac’s grin
>wtf is she blushing
>”T-that was a good one.”
>yeah well that’s what you get for messing wit—
>she punches through your guard and body slams you
>”I l-like your eyes.” she says over your prone form
>She strips off her bra and throws it aside
>nervously waiting for you to get up
>you stand and try to talk things out one last time
>look let’s both walk awa—
>owgodamn right in your fucking jaw
>”D-do y-you l-like a-anything a-about—“
>you slug the stuttering bitch
>she rolls with this one but you block her return jab
>”S-so what kind of movies do you like?” >asks the crazy bitch as you circle each other guards up
>later on she brags about when you lost it and hit her with a brick
>or “when he proposed” as she insists on calling it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613190
Yeah, great time to get wasted with your best friend Pyrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613190
>the woods
Sounds like alraune bait to me. I'm sure some time in the flower will be good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45610127
I'm late as fuck to this because Christmas, but I'm posting anyway. Love your work man. Glad to see you're still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613233
Evil girls are best

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613271
Those are some two weird looking strawberries.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at all these imbeciles using their rudimentary methods to try and avoid capture by Monsters. They'll all get caught, but not me though, I mastered the arcane arts long ago. This is how you really do it.
>be wizard
>create pocket realm to inhabit and hide from Monsters in
>hide the portal that leads to it in the wool of a random sheep in New Zealand right next to the random screwdriver, ship wheel, hippo, step ladder, turkey sandwich and piano also stuffed in there
>am now impossible to find for Monsters
Work smarter, not harder.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613294
i'm sure your weresheep wife will find your overture very romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613271
Thanks for checking if janny is still alive.
>>45613294
That's how you get an adventure game protagonist wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Just surrender to demons. They'll take good care of you. No need to fight and struggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612977
Reminder she sees her adoptive children of other races more like pets than people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613329
Sorry, but I think the Monster Lord and all her followers are DORKS and NERDS! ESPECIALLY LIMS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613329
I'm too sick to deal with Demons right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45611410
such a beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613330
that sounds nice but she seems kind of young...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613132
Leenvidia, is my always artist, got this from her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612376
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613354
Elves in Dungeon Meshi don't live particularly long lives, about 400 - 500.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613355
And this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613363
huh, weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613355
Oh, I recognize that name. You had the Amazon art that was really cool.
Every time you bring the artist up I check twitter but can't find an artist under that name. Help me out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613375
>pic
I would definitely answer yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613332
You will be lim'd and you will take that back!
>>45613337
Sounds to me like a demon is exactly what you need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613375
Excellent abs would father many heirs with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613389
I respectfully decline Demons. I do not want annoying people bothering me while sick.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Slimes because they're leaky and they get everywhere and they're cold and wet. Imagine the nightmare you'd have on your hands having one of those things in your bed, it would take forever to clean the sheets and scrub out the blue stains. I hate Slimes so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613394
>annoying people
>sad demon noises
Now you've done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613330
I know. I still wouldn't be able to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613329
No, I'm going to find a cute Lim to build a Mamono Realm with and create a wonderful place for people to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613389
Lims would STILL be bullyable dorks if they hypothetically married me! WHICH THEY NEVER WILL! I'm simply far too elite for monsters, and far too wise to fall for lims in human disguise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613425
Ah what's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613354
>182
>young
how are hags supposed to meet these standards...

[Anonymous No.]

I love elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613470
oh how the turns table

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613377
Its literally just @Leenvidia on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613388
Not like I have a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613132
>>45613377
>>45613375

Dunno why Mino art got deleted, its properly censored

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613442
As fellow extremists, I'm sure they'd be delighted to to help you find a lim to make your paradise with. Who knows, maybe you'll get your very first henchmen. Can never have to many minions.
>>45613443
You're going to succumb to lim kisses. This is your destiny.
>>45613464
Making someone who only wants to love you cry IS the worst thing that can happen.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you guys had a good Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613510
I mean it's not like we'd know each other at all or likely have anything in common. I doubt those Demons would be sad for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613515
No demon to snuggle, but the threads were pretty cozy. Lotsa cute stories and greens. Even if it wasn't perfect, I'm glad I was able to hang out here with y'all.

[Anonymous No.]

so you won't sell your soul to a demon but would you rent it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613555
they can have it, i dont need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613510
Clearly, Lilm hands wrote this post.

[Anonymous No.]

If birds sit on eggs to keep them warm does that mean I can have a harpy sit on me so I can save money on heating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613615
Humans have no feathers to keep warm so they must be wing burrito'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613626
even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613615
You can get pretty much the same effect with any warmblooded monster and some blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

Be the reason Anubis slacks off.
Bring down the entire kingdom for an extra five minutes of morning cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

Local vampire gets the Christmas gift of a cool pose.

[Anonymous No.]

Post portal propaganda, but who would be able to argue otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613670
I want to be Druella's husband. I want to help her turn Earth into a Mamono Realm so powerful it makes her as powerful as her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613670
Holy shit fuck off with this fucking facebook minions tier garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613670
But if the monsters take everyone else, the human women could get desperate as well and settle for less! That's the REAL power play, as long as they don't get monsterized. Then it's a lose/lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613670
Ha, I like this. I would love to see some more "real" looking propaganda bits. That might be a fun commission idea for a bit later.

[Anonymous No.]

I Wish there was more Krampus lewds by now, especially considering her season is happening atm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613770
i got some off-brand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Did you enjoy your christmas, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614004
it was alright. getting better now that i'm starting to dig into the stories posted earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614004
Morning after for me, still sleepy, too much food, too many leftovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613808
I'll take it. That's what i've been looking at because that's the next best thing.

[Anonymous No.]

You fags aren't man enough to handle a bapho. None of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614110
what if you just pick her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614004
Good, having christmas in kiwi land, it's a lot warmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me, enjoying hot cocoa in my nice, warm log cabin by the fire
>suddenly a knock at the door
>open the door and see a stray cat girl there in tatters freezing in the snow
>she pulls down her scarf and speaks softly to me
>"Eh... excuse me, mister. I've been traveling for so long looking for somewhere to stay out of the snow, but everywhere I go, everyone keeps turning me away just because I'm a stray... Please, I'm so cold and hungry... I don't think I'll make it much longer... can I come in and escape the snow, even for just a few minut-"
>immediately slam the door in her face and lock all three locks and hook the doorstopper and close the curtains
>go back to enjoying my cocoa

What do I look like? A charity case? A tom? No way fag. I ain't letting no damn stray cat in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614134
Come on, don't be a scrooge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614110
I wish I had a baphomet motherwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614134
>>>/vg/
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613003
Merry Christmas anon.
>>45613255
Glad you enjoyed it anon, hope you had a great Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614123
You'll get poked with all her skulls and horns and trinkets. Also, dollars to donuts her whole outfit is just cosplay materials, so she'll be cranky if you break any of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614110
I will never be lead astray by a charismatic goat cult leader!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614159
she's really persuasive though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614134
Why would you want to be cruel like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614159
>Pledge your soul to her
>Her facial expression changes to a slight smile and her ears start wiggling
Good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my only "Krampus" pic and I think she's just a regular gote grrl. BUT she is very cute and I think would be willing to put you in a sack if you asked very nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614214
there's more of that goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614214
https://twitter.com/33_dott
oh yeah, i meant to put in the link too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612527
>Sees Ushi-Oni in the characters list
Ushi fans are eating well tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614199
Well now I want to impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614159
>ywn spearhead a cult that has gang wars with a sabbath weekly
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614214
>she can't headbutt
how sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614265
I bet she’s got a very kissable mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Only the fattest, hairiest slob of a man can have me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612527
i liked the gags
kept it pretty lighthearted

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cool magical onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614382
Gonna lewd that vamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614355

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614296
If she were the sheep and you were the bull, can you honestly say that she can't headbutt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D02F9HeSQbg
Or would you admit defeat to her awesome prowess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614405
Not a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614456
She's clearly a dark mage; you can tell from the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614468
Anon, if you're going to post a Genshin girl as low hanging fruit, at the very least don't post a welfare you get in the beginning of the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614468
>>>/vg/
Fuck off chink shill.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614619
That's a good standard breast size

[Anonymous No.]

Big breasts are fucking disgusting and only retards like it.
>UOHHH MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY GIVE MILKIES MOMMY HELP ME OPEN MY SOILENT BOTTLE PLEASE MY WRIST IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO
Kill all worthless boobtards

[Anonymous No.]

Were you a good boy this year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614659
>
ahh... that's the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614660
>>45614668
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614659

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614671
*some*one's cranky... did you get your milkies this morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614659
I didn't know Baphos knew how to use a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614686
Fuck off /monster/nigger

>>45614694
Gachanigger posters deserve death. Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I won’t ever lose to Krampussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614686
A Rata named "Notad Anuki"

Checks her 'early leaf'....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614694
Just ignore him

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, shortstack Krampuses
You may laugh but raped or a virgin your cumming with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614763
Eat shit Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614782
Yes!

It is I!

The Mick™!

Here to post fat gatcha tiddies for all the bad boys and girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614659
>Drinking milk from a bottle
No mommyfag would ever say or do this. We drink straight from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

Ms. Krampus wouldn't stop shouting at me in her scary accent. I have locked myself inside and boarded up my doors and windows, plus my house doesn't have a chimney. How long realistically do I have until she gives up or breaks in? Christmas is almost over so she'll at midnight, right?

[Anonymous No.]

The world improves with every dumb boobfag that dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614659
>>45614899
t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45612227
>>45612313
>>Never ask a racist white supremacist what is the skin color and ethnicity of their girlfriend/wife/partner. Be it monstergirl or human.

>Go online
>look up story boards and story threads about how men and boys ended up with their monster girl wives or girlfriends
>Somehow and eventually, you stumble across online posts made by "Humanity First" and various other pro-human posters expressing their revulsion towards mamono
>Some outright expressing outright racism and racial hatred towards monster girls in general\
>Even white supremacists somehow are still relevant and express their racial superiority against the monster girls
>Something in your mind tells you to look up the racists posters and their social media online and other online posts
>Use reverse searching of their profile pictures you and find their social media accounts along with there real actual names
>It turns out, ironically. Despite being racial and species purists, the so called racists and white supremacists actually have monster girl wives and partners
>mainly non-English/non-common tongue speaking dark skinnned monster girls from the jungle and forest regions
>especially bronze skinned desert mamono
>You see "Gilbert55_90", a grouchy looking 30-something year old man and his racist ramblings about the "evil degenerate demons" in one tab where you read the story threads that include racial supremacy posting from pro-Human men and young boys. Then compare the other tab seeing "Gilbert55_90" looking like a happy father who's monster wife is a Sphinx of desert nekomata with three kittens and 2 incubi sons bearing lightly tanned skin from their mother
>Most interesting of all, you see a "Kenn3thL@mbt0n$$$", who appears to be a young man who looks like he has not bathed through his profile picture in the previous tab and see in his posts that he is a weaboo or otaku who loves Zipangese anime, talks trash about jungle, desert and forest region peoples and monsters. And the constant festishization. of Zipangu and how he will dominate Zipangese women and beat Zipangese men. >But when you go to his actual social media account which has very recent updates and posts you see he looks alot more cleaner, healthier and truly a young man. Also very recent posts showing he is a married young man now living in Zipangu with a cute shorthaired Zipangese Shrine Maiden as a "1st Wife" and a kunoichi as a "2nd Wife". He also has a pinned post showing him holding onto his Shrine Maiden Wife's pregnant belly and his kunoichi wife locking her arm with him his and smiling softly, the pinned post saying;
>"Being a weeaboo and scoring WITH a shine maiden and ninja AND moving into Zipangu because of a Comiket event has paid off!!! Now I'm gonna be a daddy. Though not sure if my son coming out of Aoi's womb is gonna be an incubus or not. Aoi's still human and has yet to undergo monsterization, but second wife Anzu always help feed her demon realm herbs to hasten Aoi's monsterization."
>See more recent posts by "Kenn3thL@mbt0n$$$" even showing hangout with his male Zipangese friends that he has made ever since he moved in, quite a stark contrast to his previous racist posts from 2 years ago.

>And then you see a profile of a Zipangese boy named "Kenji Setou" and his posts decrying his "proud honorable and traditional nation" has fallen to monsters and corruption and that he is one of the pro-Humanity Zipangese people who've left Zipangu and moved into other human lands and Order Territories free from monster girls
>Amazingly Kenji here converted to the Order Faith as his posts are of Order-faith versus and qoutes from clerics, priests, Paladins and Inquisitors. And constantly angry ranting about vile succubi draining the life forces of men.
>He apparently is currently engaged to an older Order Inquisitor lady

Moral of the story/greentext? Never question racists in MGE about the race and skin color of their monster or human wives. And Zipangu are also considered "White" or as honorable Aryans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614686
>Creeping Coins funding wars
Impossible! Coinage made from Creeping Coins is not valid currency. Coinage made from Creeping Coin is not legal tender!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614471
Buh- But Lisa is the most competent electro character in my roster. No I do not have the luxury to spend money to pull for any of them "better" electro characters or one of Zipangu's former Shoguns! AHHHHH, miss Creeping Coin give me a loan! AHHHHHH, I want a demon or wight or danuki or Royal Makai Sugar Mommy who gives me a monthly spending money allowance. AHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614471
>if you're going to post a Genshin girl as low hanging fruit,
Zipangu's former "Raiden Shogun" cannot cook!

[Anonymous No.]

i may not have gotten a bunyip yet but it was still a good christmas, i hope it was the same for u anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613402
very crafty of these slimes to sell their eggs in a jar waiting to be fertilized, it seeks out cocks and sucks out your cum before you know it and then you're a father

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614989
Same, was great, good family gathering, usual questions on why I'm single, good wine. Still no kot but I have a feeling that she will come post mortem now

[Anonymous No.]

It's still 11pm so I can safely wish you all a Merry Christmas one last time. Good night friends. I hope you are visited by your waifu in your dreams tonight. They are often said to be the gateway to other worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

Back to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615232
On Boxing Day? No

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615263
It's the 26th, i'm already in my IT office. Yesterday was a non working day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615266
The 26th is Boxing Day and that's a holiday! Get out of the office now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615273
I'm not a bong anon, yesterday was a holiday, not today. Printers need their daily sacrifice to work. Does automaton have the same requirements in pain and mental anguish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615266
What the fuck. We're off until the 8th here.

[Anonymous No.]

Writefairy and Editfairy haunt me. I'm so tired. I want to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615362
But anon you're not finished yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615362
Sleep, tomorrow is a new day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615179
Don’t underestimate a slime girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615370
>>45615379
They told me I have to type another thousand words or else I get the hose again.

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615459
What’s it about?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons. I'm off to bed hoping that a Lim will visit me in the night. I doubt it. Nothing good happens in our world. But there's always hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615547
Wurmy and her grand adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615535
No, pump and dump foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615563
Will she manage to the get the stuffed fluffy bunny without having to plow through an irritating Ordur giant mecha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615563
I will put a paper bag over wurms head and she will not know what happened to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614927
>off-topic image
>all that shit to finish the drivel with someone not ending up with monster girl
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615633
she will get confused and start running into your walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615633
A more clever wurm understands that if she puts the bag over her own head then others cannot see her.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like my writing sucks and everything takes too long to bother with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615681
Hello chatgpt fix my shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615681
It's a process. I write at an absolutely glacial pace. It can take me an hour to write a single paragraph because I get too caught up in the shit that gets fixed at the editing stage. I'm learning that it's just best to vomit words onto the page and clean it up later. I can move, add, or delete whatever is necessary at the end.
Stick with it and try and have fun. It will come in time.

But it's now 2am and I need to sleep. Good night anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615654
>someone not ending up with monster girl
Look I get you just don't like plenty text but did you even read? Anon's greentext did say one guy has a sphinx or a desert cat as a wife. Racist weeb has two Zipangese waifus, one a human shrine maiden and the other is a kunoichi. Only one guy who is a fucking Katawa Shoujo reference ended up being ORDER WOMAN'D. I get it, wall of text, but still not an excuse to either make shit up because you didn't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615694
Ur shit need moar wurdz. Mayke width moar wrighting four suggsex.
>>45615751
Thanks, good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615761
>still not an excuse to either make shit up because you didn't read.
I literally thought that was the point of 4chan. For instance:
You’re right and that anon is wrong. Crippled Order women are so much better than monsters. Monsters btfo by Rin footjobs YET AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613090
What's wrong with her lip?

[Anonymous No.]

Business idea: open a rent-an-onii-chan business nearby sabbath temple

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615896
>ugly fat bald bastard in French maid outfit strings along an entire Sabbath temple and becomes a millionaire
His OnlyFans is larger than his gut, quite an accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615761
That's literally this "someone" I mentioned, are you THAT eager to advocate for a thread pest that you twist words? He's been shitting up our thread with off-topic images and shitty prompts for a long fucking time, very distinct style that's easy to recognize for anyone who isn't a tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615798
>Monsters btfo by Rin footjobs YET AGAIN!
For some reason Lamias and snek girls in general would not be offended by this. Because AHA! Feet-ers and Walkers are lame and ghey, according to snek memesters and shitposters at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616052
Well sorry if that's the case. Alas some of us appear to be more online than others.

>was going to post an image I absolutely wanted to as I haven't utilized it yet
>MaxIUMuM ImaGE SiZe LiMiT is 4MB!

God. Fucking. Dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

Marry and make babies with ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616088
>MaxIUMuM ImaGE SiZe LiMiT is 4MB!
When that happens I just open the image in ms paint and downscale by 60 or 70% until it's below 4MB, fast and easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616119
If it's something I found on a booru I just grab the sample version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616119
Only worked for me a few times. Might not be a reliable method at all times. Yes, if its an image from pixiv or sorts, just download the "preview" and not click on it's "full view" scale that makes the whole thing bigger. And sadly the image I really wanted was from a random 4chin post with no direct sauce. Sorry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616103
But cold and infertile and stiff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616160
>Only worked for me a few times
How can it not work? You are just downscaling the image. If it's a truly absurd resolution you just apply more downscaling until it fits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603007
spicy hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616267
>thinks water will help her
Rookie mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616170
Nothing that looks like this could possibly be infertile, but she does make me very stiff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614779
Impressive how they can carry sacks this big.

[Anonymous No.]

Your left hand is touching your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616318
what the fuck
Stop spying on me moth, it's cold outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616119
I open it in GIMP and lower the image quality by about 5%

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616318
It's freezing outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616318
HOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616318
Wrong again fuzzbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616318
Tumblr potato face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616466
>again
Anon do you have something to tell us about the moths? Do you maybe hear voices from the sink?

[Anonymous No.]

That's it.
I'm just gonna post naked selfies on /hag/
Not even gonna censor the face.
Just fuck me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616318
UHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness I live in America, the land of the free and home of the brave. There are no Hebis in America, they are only in Japan and I think Malaysia or wherever. I will never get nabbed by a stinkin Hebi because I live in the good old USA where they aren't allowed to bring their communism and socialism. No sir, we don't like snakes here in America, we like cows and eagles.

[Anonymous No.]

White Horn and Krampus are working together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616663
>There are no Hebis in America
Sung to the tune of "There are no cats in America" from An American Tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616054
Dunno, let’s stick to the basic facts. Like how burn victims are so low-tier that they don’t even count as crippled. They’re not even worth impregnating, it’s best to use a condom. Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45614004
Gonna make dozens of miqittens with this kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616691
Post the one where she’s a bum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616707
That's Zhloe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616541
How could I hear voices from the sink when the moths clearly aren’t there? You saw how she got that wrong, they keep trying but they’re always wrong and they’ll never find me, I’m too smart for those dust heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616730
Just in case, throw some boiling water in your sink

[Anonymous No.]

Question for the group.
Rei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616760
Fatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616760
Or Asuka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616760
The sky. The blue, blue sky.

[Anonymous No.]

I saw a gatdamn Kiki in my humble rural American hometown the other day. I don't it, no sir. Don't need none of them friggin Kikis coming round here bringing their communism and socialism with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616764
So you want the MOGUDAN version of TEH REI?
https://hitomi.la/cg/moshimo-ayanami-rei-b-type-to-deaetara..-%7C-if...-if-by-chance-i-could-meet-with-ayanami-rei-b-type.-english-2650799.html#1
I remember his art from back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45615362
My writefairy and editfairy succumbed to the effects of shit self esteem and alcohol poisoning years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a slut for snakes, especially blonde snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617019
Anon, you are not supposed to say that. Eros extremists could be reading your posts from beyond the portals this very moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Sneks are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617048
They are called wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617094
Fine.
Sneks are wurms

[Anonymous No.]

Did you get everything you wanted this Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617100
No, I am still in my house as opposed to inside a hag's sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617094

[Anonymous No.]

>>45603007
Did you get everything you wanted this Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Merry christmas to you guys! I decided to do some makeshift writing. I didn't wanted to post it before, because it was just a bunch of canned projects of mine sewn together, but now its more coherent and readable. I'll add the last chapter(s) if I'll finish it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52176733/chapters/132926332

Again: this is a very raw work, don't expect much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617120
I'm not being strangled in a hebi's coils so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617125
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52176733/chapters/131974594

This is the first chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617130
asphyxia takes too long to be practical. constriction is more about interrupting the flow of blood and causing heart attacks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617120
>no foxgirl to cuddle with infront of a warm fireplace while the outside is bitter cold.
nope.
i can distract myself with material goods, but the root source of any true happiness remains an impossibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617152
>krampus is just Santa but for mamono
Interesting concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617162
Ran threads are cursed.

[Anonymous No.]

wurmy's arch rival...
wurmo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617184

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617190
>is the rival clan of wurms
>unlike wurmy, the like to cause mischief but cutely, like lightly tugging on your pants leg, kissing your cheek before quickly digging away, eating that shiny rock u were mining and replacing it with a dull rock which is the higher quality version of the material you were mining for

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617223
i hate that fucking faggot. ruins all the ran threads, he's even worse than mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617190
>It's just wurm but with angry slanted eyebrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617239
>:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617235
ONE good thing about those 3D nightmares are the eyes. It makes her look inhuman and kind of scary even. Maybe too big but the slit pupils are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617239
I can fix her
https://files.catbox.moe/qy4qz4.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617270
It's like Star Trek and goatees

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616760
>>45616767
Anon, you've already been marked. They can slow the Angel down but they can't stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616711
>kots don’t all look the same
>what are you racist against kots
T-that’s an easy mistake to make. The outfits confused me. I don’t think that they are all vicious and cruel. I’ll have you know that I commonly mention that I have some kot friends to make me look better! Good day, sir!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616760
>>45616767
Do I want to ejaculate on the one who always looks like she’s in a coma, or the literal coma girl? Decisions decisions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617533
Kimochi warui

[Anonymous No.]

>>45613375
Tits too small, we're going to the ranch to get you some fresh holst milk to fix that.
>But, how am I supposed to protect my lord with a chest bigger than this?!
Just hide me in the cleavage and it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617496
>Anon was later grabbed and pulled into a car
>TOM'd

[Anonymous No.]

>someone claiming to be a lilim kept calling me on my phone
>told her i'm not interested
>now she's set up a tent in my front yard shouting about how she's laying siege to my house but never actually bothers to knock on my front door or approach me directly
Fellas, how do I get her to go away? It's been like a week now. Should I just leave a sticky note on my door saying I'd alp if she tries anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617125
Baby, we like it raw. It’s a better lead-in than my stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617571
Molotov cocktail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617190
>”Time is money, oh yeah! HAMBURGER!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617571
Jerk off into a condom and throw it at her tent
It'll be funny trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617550
You’re right. Nothing can replace the warm glow in your heart that you get from sexually assaulting an actual coma patient. It’s a fragile miracle, much like the meaning of Christmas. I think we both know the correct answer now, don’t we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617571
I’m fat bald and ugly enough to help you…alp. Tell me where you are and I’ll come over and help.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617365
>Our daughter learns quickly, does she not? Now do you understand why I spared your life?
>How does it feel, knowing that your own children will conquer the lands that you swore to protect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617235

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617640
My wife is too adorable for me to spoil the fun and point how the "conquest" will be limited to our daughters snatching some farm boys away for surprise date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617640
Our daughter sucked my cock last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617640
It really spoils the fun when the edge of conquest becomes the edge of incest and chasing random boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617640
Well, time to kill myself to atone for my sins since you just used me to gain power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617685
Second wife arc START

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that any dragon can be tamed by crying, just like hags.
And most monsters for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617662
Dark elf has no mouth and must coom. This accidental irony is funnier than all of your schizophrenia combined.

[Anonymous No.]

What spots do Trolls usually present their freckles, besides their upper and lower cheeks? Breasts maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617702
chest and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617694
I've not figured out how to get a black outline around the mouth yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617640
>My oath, broken
>My mind, broken
>My pelvis, proken
>My heart, filled with pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617769
proken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617190
>wurm fumo
I need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617772
Already said my moken was bind muckled darn cultist

[Anonymous No.]

>year is almost over
>another year without a manticore sitting on mt face
I can't take it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617787
Ms, haku is gonna have the time of her life with this anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617973
I think he's just been given too much Insight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617991
it cant be that bad to gain insight about the world, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45617995
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45616835
I mean I like the Venus body idea but his art always looked weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45618038
I see nothing wrong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45618038
just knowing things cant make monsters appear, right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45618042
Hags shouldn't be allowed to be this powerful