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Guide: https://gohoneko.neocities.org/
Grammar: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XpuXerkGU8waJ4DPDNJA4bGeqOvM-csXjTe57iHARHc/edit

>> No.45570502

taberu keeki wo ga?

>> No.45570510
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immersion schedule

now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN-i61nuAII

upcoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCLo_FUKrjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anZJ4dEszcQ

>> No.45570525

>>45570510
wow wew woo bing bing yahoo

>> No.45570536

>>45570525
you'll need to do more listening if those are all the words you could make out

>> No.45570544

>>45570536
i didnt even click the link i just saw nintendo switch in the title and knew

>> No.45570550
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>>45570485
Warning: this thread is dead and only losers are here, spamming virtual YouTubers, in-jokes and old clips of people messing up something in Japanese from years ago. If someone is talking about namefags you've never heard of, spamming things that don't make sense (like 69M), spamming links to virtual YouTubers, talking Ws and Ls, mentioning anything related to Discord (which should be avoided) and being generally toxic and abusive, you can safely ignore them because they don't know Japanese (feel free to ask them about their Japanese).

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>> No.45570559

>>45570550
containment doesnt work if you tell them bro

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>>45570550
100% agreed, except vtuber posts, those are fine

>> No.45570572

dame bros we got exposed

>> No.45570576

>>45570569
you deserve this thread

>> No.45570592

none of you deserve shit

>> No.45570595

jamal deserves my loyalty

>> No.45570599

im the only one who deserves jack shit

>> No.45570608

you deserve my cum down your throat
good girl

>> No.45570623

>>45570485
I'M ABSOLUTELY FUMING RIGHT NOW! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D EVEN CONSIDER MAKING THIS THREAD! I AM LIVID! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

YOU'VE JUST CROSSED THE LINE, AND I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE LIKE A VOLCANOOOOO!!! KABOOM!!! MY BLOOD IS BOILING, AND THE FURY IS COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! EEERRRRRRRRR!!!

I'M SO ANGRY THAT STEAM IS SHOOTING OUT OF MY EARS LIKE A RUNAWAY TRAIN! CHOO CHOO!!! I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOW! MY TEMPER IS SKYROCKETING, AND I'M ABOUT TO CREATE A CATEGORY 5 RAGE STORM THAT WILL MAKE HURRICANE KATRINA LOOK LIKE A CHILD'S BREEZE! BOOM!!!

I'M YELLING SO LOUD THAT I'M SURE THE NEIGHBORS CAN HEAR ME FROM OUTER SPACE! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! MY VOICE IS LIKE THUNDER, AND THE ROAR OF MY ANGER WILL SHAKE THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! CRASH!!! RUMBLE!!!

YOU HAVE POKED THE BEAR, AND NOW I'M GOING TO RETALIATE WITH THE FURY OF A BILLION SUNS! EXPLOSION!!! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL TIRADES, AN AVALANCHE OF WRATH THAT WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE! RAHHHHHHH!!!

JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW ANGRY I AM IS MAKING ME LOSE CONTROL! I'M SMASHING KEYBOARDS, CRUSHING MOUSES, AND SHATTERING MONITORS LIKE THE HULK ON A RAMPAGE! SMASH!!! CRASH!!! BOOM!!!

SO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS ABSOLUTELY ENRAGING THREAD. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE LIKE A FIREWORK FACTORY ON THE FOURTH OF JULY! KABOOM!!!

>> No.45570641

>>45570502
(私が)食べる
(私が)ケーキを食べる

I think its trying to say this

>> No.45570718

>>45570608
personally i always creampie
throatpies are for low iq scum who dont realise you just need a 婆 gf

>> No.45570725

ねぐろこっく

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>>45570485

ユニWATCH THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN JAPAN LONG TERM「FOREVER」
https://youtu.be/N51n7YyK5eA
Probably one of the most intimate videos I've ever done. More on my Patreon with yni^ associate Subscripion/YayINNGPASS^

>> No.45571186

>>45571151
is this bait?

>> No.45571251

man you talking shit about frufi, the #1 japanese knower on this site

>> No.45571611
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>> No.45571632

yaah tanosikatta ze

>> No.45571854

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY8SmhCynXI
natural recalling or anki?

>> No.45571869

anki is easier in the beginning
but in the end its the same thing

>> No.45571870

>>45571854
defintely anki
it's like saying "paper dictionary or yomichan?"

>> No.45571880

>>45571870
gomichan will actually cripple you though
not the same at all

>> No.45571910

今日も鷹嶺ルイだ。

>> No.45571918

the crippling only happens when you read in the browser and use it as a hover dictionary
you can use it as a lookup dictionary too and quickly mine words

>> No.45571919

crazy how i learned japanese in 6 days

>> No.45571971

酷い==>非道(い)

>> No.45572006
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How does djt measure into this chart?

>> No.45572011

俺の日本語能力は母語者と比べて全面では劣らない。

>> No.45572022

>>45572006
As for me, Spanish Cuisine Diploma

>> No.45572054

>>45572011
劣らない?それだけ?超越を目指せブラザー

>> No.45572073

>>45571880
>don't lookup words quickly
>don't memorize words in anki
so don't learn the language? got it

>> No.45572088

Sorry for posting here /torrents/ language thread is inactive. Any anon that has all 5 courses from udemy "online japanese courses from Online Japanese N5 Course, including the kanji videos that can share? Thanks.

>> No.45572090

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnPSZ0WSYdI
bros she's just like me

>> No.45572092

Today is a good day to send the thread spiraling into another debate of emersion vs oinky

>> No.45572093

>>45572088
*from Attain Online Japanese Language School
Sorry

>> No.45572110

oinky and emmersion serve different purposes

>> No.45572113

>>45572092
>emersion vs oinky
uhh shouldnt you be doing both

>> No.45572115

>>45572110
the both serve the dark lord
which is me
on your knees

>> No.45572123

no...you're evil (you're dark), i serve no eviles

>> No.45572127

shut up retards

>> No.45572129

>>45572073
you wont learn the language if you dont use your brain to remember words
you cant mouse over a cute jk irl so how do you expect to understand her?

>> No.45572131

>>45572088
1337x has some

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>>45572115
>on your knees

>> No.45572169

>>45572132
ちぇ。その奴隷にあるまじき行いを後悔させるぞ。

>> No.45572174

i love to learn japanese by immersing (clicking on every other word, basedfacing at the definition for a couple of seconds, and immediately forgetting it)

>> No.45572187

looks like akira's here

>> No.45572191

>>45572174
what do you mean? there are no words to click here >>45570510

>> No.45572193

that's mr. takanami to you, bitch

>> No.45572232

isn't this akira guy super strong? i heard he once blew up an entire city as a kid

>> No.45572257

>>45572006
the time for students with kanji knowledge seems accurate for people without kanji knowledge. the time for people without kanji knowledge seems accurate for people who spend 1/3 of their study time jerking off to textless drawings

>> No.45572267

>>45572174
self-own

>> No.45572274

>>45572267
its the typical ive used this tool once like this so everyone else has to use it in exactly the same way kinda brainlet mindset
love to see it

>> No.45572851

I miss calvin

>> No.45572860

i bet he lost weight and he's got a girlfriend
and it's all thanks to jamal

>> No.45572862

>>45572174
ADHD niggers like you need to die

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>> No.45572978

taught this jap girl how to learn languages via inpoot today

>> No.45572993

i don't like the idea of language certificates because i don't think language ability can be quantified or measured. i mean, i either know japanese or i don't. same with english. i just know english,i don't think getting 100% or 99% or whatever in a language exam really proves anything. i also don't like the implication that i can be compared to other people based on my score; that someone with a 99% score is somehow "better" than me if i only have a 98% score. but if you'll allow me to cope for a second, i've never taken an online english language test where i didn't get 100%. so that's not the issue here, i'm just making a general statement.

>> No.45572997

i see pissler is still coping about is 169 lol

>> No.45573001

Further reminded that translation as a job is becoming less and less viable. Enjoy your machine translated goop.

>> No.45573003

>>45572993
https://streamable.com/8zgu4e

>> No.45573039

how long does one volume take you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Y3qMCkSsM

>> No.45573046

i dont read one piece but

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>> No.45573182

whys anime so bad

>> No.45573191

I'm new and want to get into learning and found out about the Wanikani sale. Is it worth it?

>> No.45573196
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Anyone else here use LingQ?

>> No.45573200

>>45573191
you can do an anki deck thats about the same as the website
decide for yourself

>> No.45573204

>>45573191
no man, just do anki.
i wouldn't do wanikani for free but for the money it's just a terrible idea.
if you're a stubborn motherfucker then do the free levels and realize how slow and tedious it is

>> No.45573216

>>45573196
No, but I use LongD

>> No.45573237

>>45573191
its better than nothing, so try it if you want to. people here will make fun of it but its actually one of the better services, especially compared to duolingo

>> No.45573238

yoshi got a reply from a nip girl i thought was ghosting me
finna 誘う her wish me luck bros

>> No.45573260

>>45570485
i've been slacking off for 2 days now.
haven't read a single word...
this shouldn't be a beginner's attitude...

>> No.45573286

you dont want to learn Japanese?

>> No.45573302
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Why don't you want to learn Japanese?

>> No.45573306

>>45571611
たー?しーい
what's the letter instead of the question mark?
where can find a resource of the stupid hand written letters?
i gave up on mangas partially due to me not recognizing letters.

>> No.45573308

>>45573302
what is art? i think at its most fundamental, art is something that invokes an emotional response, something that makes you feel.
and that framed image definitely makes me feel something.

>> No.45573313

try learning japanese and even if you can't tell what it is (it's p obv) you'll be able to fill in the blank

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yo hold on a second, yooooooo to anyone who's played this game before: does this mean what i think it means?

>> No.45573322

>>45573306
たーのしーい なーーーー
うん
you just push through until you get used to it but i didn't begin reading manga until i could read at a decent enough pace

>> No.45573331

>>45573306
の come on bro
i also get owned by handwriting but when you know the word you will fill in the blank even without being able to read it

>> No.45573336

this is the intermediate thread

>> No.45573337

means youre a gay faggot

>> No.45573340

this but unironically

>> No.45573341

>>45573260
in my first 2 months I had a few 2 day breaks where I only did the core deck because emersion was very tedious. it only gets easier from here but you need to do a bit every day to build momentum. it doesn't have to be a lot because you can make up for it later once you can just sit down and read a vn for 5 hours straight
>>45573306
well manga_ocr recognizes it so you could use your computer to help

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where can find a resource of the stupid hand written letters?
i gave up on this letter partially due to me not recognizing letters.

>> No.45573364

girl handwriting doesn't count, guy handwriting is the real test

>> No.45573372
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>girl handwriting doesn't count

>> No.45573381

that's a man

>> No.45573382

that's not a girl that's a drawing

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eto... i think i see a さん in there

>> No.45573388

>>45573372
1 - おみくじ
2 - ストップウォッチ
3 - 四葉
4 - すっぱい
5 - 文字
6 - 早口言葉
7 - ふっきん

>> No.45573393

>>45573388
wtf i got 4 right

>> No.45573401

>>45573341
>>45573331
>>45573322
thanks

>> No.45573430

>>45573345
got zero problems reading that. very legible. but then i also write by hand myself

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>> No.45573484

note to self:
it's not ことしえ it's とこしえ you DUMB BITCH

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>> No.45573531

how many hours did /ourboy/ put into Japanese this year bros--!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxbZuQE-7p4

nvm he's doing Chinese and Spanish now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJqPiv56ZI

>> No.45573559

>>45573484
its the same as 常夏 or 常夜 or 常闇

>> No.45573596

>>45573559
no it's just my brain keeps thinking of 今年へ or something stupid like that. it should be easy. just think of とわ starts on と just like とこしえ but i keep slipping up. the mouth just does its think like muscle memory.

>> No.45573604

>>45573559
but i appreciate the help. thx

>> No.45573616

>decide to read a little before sleeping
>do 2 "paragraphs" 4 lines
>45 minutes have already passed

>> No.45573626

>>45573616
post the 4 lines please?

>> No.45573671

explain this phenomena
>everyone says to improve immerse
>everyone tries to find other ways to improve outside of immersion
is it autism?

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>> No.45573682

>>45573671
It's different people, not everyone says you should immerse 100% of the time but everyone sees it as needed to some degree

>> No.45573684

>>45573626
i'm a noob and a retlard please no bully.
クマの格好をした女の子はキョロキョロ周りを見ながら、わたしのところにやってくる。
「初めてなんだけど」
初めてって冒険者ギルドのことだよね。もしかして、冒険者ギルドに登録するの? 確かに加入は13歳からできるけど。1人で加入する者は少ない。

>> No.45573696

>>45573682
but you should try to immerse as much as possible. There is not a single better method.

>> No.45573703

もっともっと日本語を暗記しないと

>> No.45573716

>>45573671
almost like there is more than 1 person on the internet

>> No.45573720

>>45573696
i'm not saying what one should do, just what i've gathered from reading this place

>> No.45573751
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>open bag of chips
>it's all broken into little pieces

>> No.45573752

>>45573684
its okay, keep reading and speed will improve

>> No.45573753

>>45573751
get fucked fatass

>> No.45573760

guys i don't think my book order from japan is going to get here before christmas

>> No.45573769

i hate jamal so much its unreal

>> No.45573780

is jamel in the thread with us right now?

>> No.45573803

how much did you read/watch/play in nip this year?
are you satsified with the amount and your progress?

>> No.45573822

>>45573803
had sex with a 40代 japanese woman every single day
i dont count hours of media i immerse with or time spent with her
i also dont care about my progress
thinking about these things does nothing but set you up to not enjoy yourself or maybe not enjoying yourself makes you think about these things

>> No.45573829

>>45573822
>had sex with a 40代 japanese woman every single day
who asked

>> No.45573831

Somewhere around 120hrs in these last 3 months
Satisfied to degree where i went from 0 to something
Unsatisfied by the fact that i could've put more time into it but didn't

>> No.45573847

>>45573803
500 hours yes

>> No.45573852

>>45573822
that's that takanami energy right there
allegedly accomplishing something but managing to make yourself come off as a total loser still.
"i had sex yall" give up everyone. please put your hands together.

>> No.45573854

>>45573829
cope

>> No.45573858

>>45573852
>allegedly accomplishing something
yeah having sex is so unrealistic it must be fake

>> No.45573869

>>45573858
you misunderstand. allegedly as in i don't think it's an accomplishment at all. you're the one who lead with that you like that.

>> No.45573874

>>45573803
i didnt use a tracker, but had to be minimum 6 hours a day, like 10-12 on weekends.

>> No.45573883

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMXjFga-9_Y

>> No.45573894

>>45573869
you were the one who said it is an accomplishment
because of this saying allegedly before it means you dont believe it happened
this is basic english lol

>> No.45573897

can you both stop arguing? I mean, you're both ngmi regardless.

>> No.45573902

>>45573894
>you were the one
maan, just stfu. stick it in your girl or whatever. she be sending me pics but i don't want her stanky ass. you go and do her

>> No.45573908

>>45573902
>she be sending me pics but i don't want her stanky ass. you go and do her
seethe

>> No.45573914

だから、アニメは全部ろくでもない番組ったら

>> No.45573918

unko is annoying af

>> No.45573927

>>45573918
did you consider i maybe said it to piss yall off because you wish you could have sex with a jap

>> No.45573934

>>45573927
>you wish you could have sex with a jap
loser projection

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SHES SO CUTE THAT AN HOUR FEELS LIKE 5 MINUTES WITH HER ルイルイルイルイルイルイルイ!!!!

>> No.45573950

>>45573934
he's ready to go all out in a djt fight and posts things like "seethe" but wants you to believe he's got himself a piece of ass. remember. he had sex EVERY DAY. don't you forget it.

>> No.45573959

>>45573934
why did it get to you then
>>45573950
bro even quiz had sex

>> No.45573964

>>45573959
>bro even quiz had sex
i know, with your other dad. that's how you were made.

>> No.45573983

i mean i was there, watching. not my proudest fap

>> No.45574009

>>45573959
>why did it get to you then
you're a loud annoying retard who keeps chest thumping over loser shit. it's the equivalent of a smug reddit faggot bragging how he passed n5 and how he bets we are jealous or envious of him lol

>> No.45574011

learned 酒場 from the first live action One Piece episode
pretty cool how they got the real voice actors to dub it

>> No.45574018

attention, i have an announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

>> No.45574021

i have a great relationship with my mother and talk to her on the phone at least twice a week. looking forward to spending time with my family during the holidays. feels great not coming from a broken dysfunctional family

>> No.45574025

>>45574021
beta energy from your post

>> No.45574029

sorry you had to be raised by a single parent lil bro

>> No.45574032

bet mommys boy here still suckles on her tits

>> No.45574037

even when you guys argue you sound autists

>> No.45574041

eslsister...

>> No.45574042

>>45574032
u jelly jamel?

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>>45574032
based

>> No.45574059

me and my girl? we be doing the 猥褻行為 everyday. just thought you should know

>> No.45574066

why is the nipple hes sucking on so high up on the breast and why isnt the other nipple at the same level

>> No.45574068

https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/comments/axdgfc/i_met_two_strangers_and_was_able_to_hold_up_a/

>> No.45574072

>>45574009
youre getting emotionally upset at the possibility of others having sex
i say possibility because you dont even believe it because its that foreign to you

>> No.45574073

>>45574066
you can clearly tell that this is the guy who had sex every day this past year. what a stud

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holosisters, we did it

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>mogs everyone here

>> No.45574091

just a weird thing to brag about a fetish that likely no one here shares its like a scatfag bragging about getting to eat shit every day

>> No.45574098

we shidded

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>>45574089
young steve btw (not sure which one he is)

>> No.45574119

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEf1PTXLdd8

>> No.45574133

seeing nips struggle with english fills me with unreasonable joy

>> No.45574134

>>45574072
no i'm getting annoyed because you seriously think it's some achievement worth bragging about. even the ugliest guy here can get an ugly gaijin hunter hag gf if he wanted. no one actually cares that you had "sex" with a pig, in the eyes of everyone you're as good as a virgin incel or worse. refer to the passing n5 analogy from my previous post

>> No.45574138

>>45574100
dame is that the ship he's learned german on

>> No.45574151

>>45574138
yup

>> No.45574154

>how are your japanese studies coming along. you happy with your progress
>I WAS BUSY FUCKING i couldn't really improve because I WAS BUSY FUCKING
that's what you did

>> No.45574157

if u mad u lost

>> No.45574163

heh i bet youre mad because you wish you were me

>> No.45574173

remember that time qm settled for a non-virgin
lmao crazy lil fella

>> No.45574187

>>45574134
lol seethe
>>45574154
didnt say i havent improved just said its a bad mentality to focus on it and not just enjoy your life with japanese if such a thing is meant to exist for you
>>45574173
stay alone forever or settle for a non virgin
thats the choice nowadays unless you groom a 中学生

>> No.45574191

settled for a non-virgin versus being a virgin forever
yh, qm won

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>>45574173
he didn't settle though, it kept bugging him the entire time and is probably one of the reasons he divorced her and cursed his kid to grow up with divorced parents

>> No.45574199
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>>45574134
>no i'm getting annoyed because you seriously think it's some achievement worth bragging about. even the ugliest guy here can get an ugly gaijin hunter hag gf if he wanted. no one actually cares that you had "sex" with a pig, in the eyes of everyone you're as good as a virgin incel or worse. refer to the passing n5 analogy from my previous post

>> No.45574204

did qm an hero

>> No.45574208
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>> No.45574217

>>45574187
>didnt say
are you mentally challenged or something? the point is you came to djt of all places and answered "i had so much sex" when someone asked how everyone's language studies were going. that is just... i can't even describe how funny that is to me. do you know this feeling when something is so fucking funny you can't even really laugh at it but at best grin broadly but your soul is just beaming with glee. yeah it's that.

>> No.45574229

>>45574217
lets just make this easy
how many times have you had sex today

>> No.45574232
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45574232

what are the two kanji after zenbu on the left? no bully plz

>> No.45574236

>>45574232
n5 word bro not even kidding figure it out yourself

>> No.45574237

>>45574229
not yet but your dad might swing by later he said so i am yet hopeful

>> No.45574240

>>45574232
参加

>> No.45574246

>>45574232
参加 common word with common kanji this will be a very nutritious acquisition for you

>> No.45574248

>>45574236
>>45574240
>>45574246
thank

>> No.45574251

>>45574237
so you plan on getting fucked by my dad? weird kink for both of you honestly but ok

>> No.45574252

>>45574237
how about this month

>> No.45574267

>>45574251
>>45574252
サス

>> No.45574273
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45574273

am i doing this right bros

>> No.45574277

>>45574273
oh god

>> No.45574279

>>45574187
you don't have to, my tulpa is a virgin

>> No.45574281

>>45574273
yes queen slay

>> No.45574289

>>45574273
資格がない

>> No.45574293

>>45574232
it's in core2.3k

>> No.45574316

>>45574273
しゃく

>> No.45574336

>>45574293
haha sorry i dont use anki i kinda just read stuff and google

>> No.45574348

>>45574336
don't worry if you're already consuming then the core decks will be irrelevant to you soon

>> No.45574351

>>45574273
you are shikakud all right

>> No.45574362
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45574362

imagine someone not knowing nihongo looking at this image.

knowing nihongo makes this image either better or worse depending on how you look at it

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>> No.45574369

脅迫して俺様のしっこ飲ませてやるぞ

>> No.45574370
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>>45574236
its actually n3 https://www.tanos.co.uk/jlpt/jlpt3/vocab/VocabList.N3.pdf

>> No.45574375

>>45574273
are you still here i wanna help you

>> No.45574377

whoa it's that guy from the avengers

>> No.45574382
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>> No.45574381

>>45574362
in japanese it says "time to fart on oniichan"

>> No.45574385

>>45574370
it's impossible to learn anything n5 without accidentally memorizing all of n3 at the same time anyway so it's ok

>> No.45574387

>>45574375
What can you offer?

>> No.45574391

big peepee sack

>> No.45574396

theres no n5 words
n5 vocabulary lists are compiled from vocabulary that has been used in previous n5 exams and is likely to appear again in future n5 exams
but theoretically any word could appear in an n5 exam if they expect someone at level n5 to be able to understand the word, either because they actually know it or because they can infer it from context

>> No.45574397

>>45574387
advice and resources that wont have you take minutes to make an anki card that has the wrong word on it.

>> No.45574400

もしも世界を変えたいのなら 希望と共にありたいのなら僕はこのりんごを植えるだろうここに旗を立てるだろう

>> No.45574402

is 勝手 a n5 word? what do YOU think it means?

>> No.45574406

>>45574236
>>45574370
damn idk if I've ever seen some1 so effectively BTFO before.

>> No.45574410

>>45574402
theres no context to be used for infering albeit

>> No.45574419

>>45574397
I'm just aiming to have vocab + image (if applicable) at front and reading at the back, that's about it

>> No.45574422

>>45574351
you mean shikkaku

>> No.45574424

家の勝手を知っている
勝手が違う
勝手が苦しい
勝手に治る
とか

>> No.45574426
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>> No.45574432

>>45574410
>>45574424
oops

>> No.45574435

06
monitor

>> No.45574437

45574426
why are you crying?

>> No.45574440

lot of virgins in here except me and unko

>> No.45574442

is doing grammar in anki viable or is it retarded to rep? trying to figure out where and how to start up doing grammar on the side again

>> No.45574446

idk bro, if it helps u do it

>> No.45574450

勝手が良い
勝手気まま
勝手次第
勝手に任せる
勝手がましい
勝手者
勝手仕事
勝手道具
i can't think of any others

>> No.45574454

>>45574442
it is pretty retarded

>> No.45574460

watch this
*cracks knuckles*
勝手知ったる

>> No.45574467

if i told you that you have to eat out your girlfriend's asshole, would you do it?
now if i tell you to use anki to learn vocab, why do you think you will have to do that?
do what works for you.

>> No.45574475

>>45574363
lol

>> No.45574479

trynna use oinky to remember not to learn anything

>> No.45574480

>>45574363
>>45574475
i dont really get it. i think the joke is too subtle for me

>> No.45574485

>>45574460
i had to dig deep but i raise one 勝手用人

>> No.45574490

勝ち手

>> No.45574492

アウト!

>> No.45574501
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45574501

おはようおにいちゃん

おにいちゃんは

どうしておにいちゃん

>> No.45574505
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45574505

why are you "learning" japanese?

>> No.45574512

>>45574505
羨ましいやつめ

>> No.45574513

>>45574505
can i achieve this? i would actually immerse for once

>> No.45574514

>>45574513
immerse in smells?

>> No.45574517
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>>45574505

>> No.45574533

>>45574513
if you go to japan yeah

>> No.45574538

dont be jealous you too can pay for sexual services

>> No.45574541

man i dont want to go to a japanese prison
that is some dystopian shit

>> No.45574545

why would you go to one? just be a good boy

>> No.45574546

where can i look up how commonly or frequently a word is used? i forgot.

>> No.45574552

>>45574545
well you know...

>> No.45574559

im the super mario of djt

>> No.45574560

>>45574552
but you can learn all the gangster slang in prison where words don't mean what they mean anymore. like 浜 meaning pussy

>> No.45574564

>>45574559
you really are

>> No.45574588

old enough to lead a company, old enough to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_va5jH6pFo

>> No.45574618

why didnt anyone tell me migaku was a straight up scam and didnt work

>> No.45574620

>>45574588
why is she compared to bill gates and jeff bezos?
there's a reason those guys didn't start their companies at age 13 and its because they didnt know shit at age 13 and neither does this girl.

>> No.45574624

>>45574620
they weren't nearly as cute at 13 nor 30 so she won

>> No.45574630

So nice to have a dad that can open a bussiness and let Mai carry on the business. She is lucky and hardworking. My own dad used to open a business. I have asked him whether he want to teach me but he had rather sold his bussiness before he got sick and passed away. I have to stand on my own feet unlike Mai.


It's always great to see these young people get help from their rich parents to become young CEOs like that girl with clipon necktie.. they get labelled 女子高生社長 tho

>> No.45574632

What is our daily routine to learn JP ??

>> No.45574636

>>45574620
not yet being tainted by the world gives her a chance to move the needle forward
the reason why human society has plateaued and is now moving toward ruin is because everyone in any position of power has terminal brain aids
ganbare, girl

>> No.45574637

immerse in Japanese content anon-san

>> No.45574652

>>45574632
Read this thread and make sure to mine every bit of Japanese to give yourself that edge.

>> No.45574657

>>45574632
wek up
do anki
watch an anime ep
waste the rest of the day and feel guilty for not doing more
repeat

>> No.45574658

>>45574363
women and their shit tests omfg

>> No.45574665

>>45574637
the problem is that i can't stop immersing in english, i'm addicted to english slop. As an ESL i can say that immersion is dangerous..

>> No.45574668

>>45574636
>not yet being tainted by the world gives her a chance to move the needle forward
Do you people actually believe that “young people can change the world” boomer crap?

>> No.45574672

>>45574665
what slop taught u english

>> No.45574674

>>45574665
if JP youtube wasn't so shit this JP shit would be easy
ESLs learn English on auto pilot because there's infinite good content on YT to watch

>> No.45574690

>>45574674
>>45574665
i don't know what's with you guys i just came here after months i can't stop jp immersing several hours a day
LNs, anime, VNs, manga, youtube, etc.

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>>45574442
nope its not retarded. i low key feel like ppl here are trying to soft gate other anons. at the very least it will enable you to recognize a grammar structure when you come across it. whether or not youll remember the meaning is another story. theres a deck in the moe discord i just cant find it rn

>> No.45574700

>>45574672
I started with ATLA, now i slop some pods and twitch garbo.. i'm a disgrace.. in my defence, Spanish/Latam content is x10 worse.

>> No.45574707

>>45574690
anime, manga, vn, ln is something i can only do for a short amount of time, it's not really my thing.
i like vidya though, i can play those for many hours. but that's reading.
so i still need listening material and i can't find something that i can watch all day.
youtube is perfect because you don't have to follow a story or need to pay attention all the time, but japanese youtube is pretty shit from my experience so far.

>> No.45574709

howard says non otaku are ngmi

>> No.45574714

>>45574699
nah thats an L take, srs is not efficient for grammar

>> No.45574719

>>45574668
everyone thats ever accomplished anything great did it when they were young
no old man led a revolution
old men die with their failing societies

>> No.45574722

>>45574707
so wait why are you interested in learning japanese then?
for me it's because i love all of this stuff so it just happens naturally for me. what are you forcing yourself for?

>> No.45574723

>>45574709
matt and qm are not otaku and they made it

>> No.45574726

bro tried sneaking in qm

>> No.45574728

grammar is not efficient for anything

>> No.45574732

>>45574726
:skull:

>> No.45574733

>>45574722
i like nip vidya and got curious about the language, learning turned out fun so i do it. i like anime too but not enough to binge 8h a day. 1 or 2 eps max.
i could play jrpgs all day and improve my reading and grammar but finding stuff to pour hours into for listening is difficult and listening is already way more difficult than reading so it feels important to find something

>> No.45574738

>>45574733
just listen to audiobooks and youtubers, podcasts etc.

>> No.45574740

>>45574733
modern jrpgs have voiced dialogue and cutscenes, there are also vns with gameplay

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>> No.45574806

i agree with ngmi-san desu. why is jap youtube so shit?

>> No.45574818

>>45574806
if you think englihs youtube is better i just have to assume you're a media critique/youtube essay tard who consumes meta content more than primary sources. feels good not having tiktok attention span

>> No.45574825

just heard about prague
is misa sensei alright??

>> No.45574830

lack of the white kind of autism to pull off the good stuff

>> No.45574834

So, on other boards, when people want to taunt others about learning Japanese, they use a cartoon girl's face. Where is that image from?

>> No.45574836

who is the japanese MrBeast?

>> No.45574839

>>45574836
hikakin

>> No.45574850

>>45574834
do not summon her, idiot

>> No.45575093

is 犯す still rape even if used in consensual sex?

>> No.45575143

>>45575093
literally yes but not actually
like if a girl in english uses daddy during sex, the word still means daddy but he's not actually her daddy, she's just kinky and horny

>> No.45575199

>>45570485
choooooo chooooo

>> No.45575200

>>45574806
depends what ur into i love watching yukkuri/zunda/bokaro kaisetus before bed and my favourite manzai konbi uploads a 10min daily so ive always got a funny vid to wake up to

>> No.45575204

im 3 weeks into anki and still doing 20 cards a day with relative ease (average 50min a day). A bunch of fags on shitcord are telling me to lower the amount or ill get burnt out. Do I do it?

>> No.45575212

>>45575204
don't listen to them. if you needed them to tell you you'd burnout then you're obviously not burning out

>> No.45575214

>>45575204
keep going but just try to be a bit faster, also lets u post ur epic time per card on djt for bragging rights

>> No.45575218

>>45575212
>>45575214
thanks, i knew they were just hating on my excellence.

>> No.45575220

>>45574426
the right side should just be a "who cares"

>> No.45575244

きょうの知らなくてもいいにほんご

>野菜生活

「優しい世界」のアナグラム

優しい世界が起こった時につかう

>> No.45575249

not an anagram

>> No.45575260

>>45575204
aim for less than 4 seconds per card and a true retention of at least 85%
increase new cards per day to 50, it is piss easy and youll finish core crazy fast

>> No.45575267

>>45574726
lmao

>> No.45575330

immersion time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM57xOCcnjU

>> No.45575385

cant tell whether i hate ディスる or ググる more

>> No.45575386

雪だるまタイーム!!

>> No.45575388
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true true

>> No.45575418

yosi~
i need to switch to a new laptop and i'm afraid of moving my anki stuff.
current anki and add-ons:
anki 2.1.38
ajt furigana
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/1344485230
2.1.66
23.10-23.10.1
ankiconnect
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/2055492159
2.1.45+

does this mean that i should install anki 2.1.45 to remain compatible with ankiconnect, or does it work with newer versions of anki as well?
--or--
is there a new add-on that works with whatever replaced yomichan (yomitan?)?

i'm scared of change.

>> No.45575442

>>45574505
they look like they smells so good but they probably smell like semen.

>> No.45575448
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ChatGPT told me that N3-Chads are actually dekinais

>> No.45575460

>>45575418
not reading that essay lil bro

>> No.45575489

>>45575418
i have yomitan and everything works fine

>> No.45575511

>>45575489
which version of anki do you have and do you use ankiconnect?

>> No.45575545

>>45575448
if true that's beginning to speak level

>> No.45575564

>>45575511
all the latest

>> No.45575598

>>45574714
you didn't read what i said because i said nothing close to that

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おやすみなさい、みなさん

>> No.45575616

>>45575598
>you didn't read what i said
true true

>> No.45575622

>>45575564
thank you, anon. qt6 version, i assume?
i am going to trust you and be sad if my two add-ons don't work..

>> No.45575649

>>45575622
qt6 does have ankiconnect, idk about any other addons

>> No.45575657

>>45575204
>>45575212
at worst you can just lower it later if you feel like it's too much. Just get your cards over with quickly and stop worrying about these types of things

>> No.45575679

>>45575622
https://foosoft.net/posts/passing-the-torch-to-yomitan/
bruh just shut up and download yomitan, its the only thing thats gonna work going forward.

>> No.45575701

>>45575679
yomitan is cool, its generally faster in every way

>> No.45575702 [SPOILER] 
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まさか。。。なんで返事はまったくいない?

>> No.45575742

>>45575679
kys shoui

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>>45575649
ajt furigana is the only other one that i care about and it seems to say it's supported.
>>45575679
オッケー

>> No.45575754

>>45575742
rude

>> No.45575774

>>45575679
>>45575701
>>45575745
don't use yomitan. it's developed by users from tmw discord and it's very likely that in the near future it will be used for patreon shilling and collecting user data. the people recommending it are almost guaranteed to be discord shills.

>> No.45575779

why even bother using that stuff just get too good for it to be relevant really fast

>> No.45575785

>>45575774
the entire code is open source and the manifest has already been updated to V3. Even if they did take it to be proprietary it wouldn't matter for many years and the code would just be forked again and updated.

you sound upset for some reason

>> No.45575802

>>45575774
you have no choice. once chrome updates it api yomichan will break

>> No.45575809

>>45575774
its always the codelets who post stuff like this. imagine not being able to speak japanese and also having absolutely no understanding how the applications you use work

>> No.45575826
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>> No.45575847

>>45575826
nah.
i also just found out that my state changed it's flag to some basic-bitch shit and i'm pissed.

>> No.45575850

>>45575826
unironically true

>> No.45575994

only way to get good is to force yourself through the burnout

>> No.45576043

former coworker messaged me saying he wants to learn japanese and would like some advice, but he's an asshole so i want him to fail. any good ways to cripple him permanently? or at least for as long as possible

>> No.45576051

tell him to follow matto-kun

>> No.45576070

>>45576043
Tell him to buy the lifetime wanikani sub thats on sale right now

>> No.45576109

I love keiko so much ^^
She's getting old tho, starting to show wrinkles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFRH7fCr9q8

>> No.45576117
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only 6+ chads would win this match up

>> No.45576162

keeki ga watashi ha tabemasu wo

>> No.45576281

jibun wo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>> No.45576283

wotd 冬至

>> No.45576298

>>45576283
frfr

>> No.45576306

im remembering 50 cards a day but forgetting 40 cards a day, any advice?

>> No.45576309

>>45576283
>冬至
>この日、湯に入り、カボチャを食べる風習がある。
yuk

>> No.45576313

ive got something you can 至
*unzips*

>> No.45576317

>>45576306
look! listen!
nah, but seriously, i would listen to audio dramas multiple times to be exposed to the same set of words often.

>> No.45576322

冬至粥
1. adzuki bean rice gruel eaten on the day of the winter solstice (to chase away demons that spread contagious diseases)​
冬至南瓜
1. custom of keeping a pumpkin or squash during the winter and eating it on the day of the winter solstice​
are you eating your squash and gruel?

>> No.45576350

>>45576322
why would eating rice gruel chase women away?

>> No.45576375

>>45576109
このひとはロシアのハーフとかじゃない
         ひとびん
あそこはウォッカ1瓶までなら飲酒に入らないんでしょ

フランスとかもワイン1瓶まで水扱いだとか噂があるよ

>> No.45576380

>>45576283
i'm actually building a simulation of the solar system so i knew this already

>> No.45576408

mined SEVERAL WORDS

>> No.45576520

とは言え
why do retard dictionaries translate it as anything but "that said"

>> No.45576572

>>45576520
ive only seen it as けれども

>> No.45576596

stuff with いう still really fucks me up

>> No.45576612

どういうこと

>> No.45576620

いうまでもない
そういえば

>> No.45576636

あをのほしぞら
      ほし
くらやみの太陽

>> No.45577185

>>45574785
by my luck i would get a repulsive busu

>> No.45577310

good point nobody thinks about the downsides of such a system

>> No.45577343

Does anyone know what 見るともなしに見続けた means in this sentence? ともなし and the 見続ける are tripping me up.
"可愛らしいノートとペンケース、教科書が、行儀良く並べられては机にしまわれてゆく様を、初音は見るともなしに見続けた"

>> No.45577346

When did it become cool to bash textbooks as a concept? I think it's genuinely funny that people who don't know Japanese try to argue that textbooks written and edited by native speakers who have studied linguistics and used widely by native teachers who hold a license in teaching Japanese as a foreign language are somehow "full of mistakes"

I know Genki is shit and of course there are other garbage books out there like that shit George tries to pass off as a textbook, but there are actually good textbooks out there.

>> No.45577356

>>45575388
4Mex GET OUT

>> No.45577364

>>45577346
What's a good textbook? My friend wants to learn, and the one I did was genki, but I hesitate to recommend it for obvious reasons.

>> No.45577367

What's even funnier is that the people who bash textbooks use shit like Tae Kim which is actually full of mistakes.

>> No.45577384

>>45577364
I like the TRY! series. Written by natives and they go all the way up to N1 (it seems like most textbooks drop off earlier than that). These books are also used at schools in Japan.

Also, they're more like test prep books than textbooks but the 新完全マスター books are good too. They start at N4 though.

>> No.45577389

書き取りをなさってください

すくなくとも列島では過去1300年間

大陸では70年間

台湾では200年間

漢字圏はつねに幼少期に書き取りに10年を費やす

大人なら20年は書き取りをしなくてはなりません

漢字圏は欧米とは異なった読み書きに費やすエネルギー総量があることを認識なさってください

>> No.45577399


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuvZmeVhqY4

>> No.45577409

>>45577346
>>45577364
>>45577384
this reads like an exchange between too AIs

>> No.45577414

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbePmhC2AQ

>> No.45577422

https://vocaroo.com/12jL6xu9xUZD

>> No.45577430

lmao spot on

>> No.45577432
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>>45577409
Dead internet theory is absolutely legit but I'm not an AI, I'm a cyborg.

>> No.45577449

>>45577409
4mex when he sees two people talk like normal human beings
>>45577384
Thanks, I'll pass TRYI onto them.

>> No.45577481

https://youtu.be/gMbePmhC2AQ?t=711

shots fired

>> No.45577485

>>45577422
Excellent

>> No.45577501

I enjoy watching Kishida destroy his reputation further and further. I hope he gets Abe'd.

>> No.45577503

despite having passed n3 i still don't know family members names and honest to god mashallah i do not give a single fuck about it

>> No.45577525

guide: nhentai.net

>> No.45577557

>using the low quality mirror
lil bro?!?!?!

>> No.45577561

>>45577422
please leave

>> No.45577563

can't believe an entire congregation of retards who can't into sadpanda made a site to circumvent the problem

>> No.45577591
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kare ha mosugu sugi ni kimasu

>> No.45577601

>>45573803
525 hours if you include jap tv

>> No.45577615

>>45577601
yes btw it feels like i've started making actual progress for the first time in years, getting into jap tv was incidental to study though

>> No.45577621

who is this retard quoting

>> No.45577622
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>>45577615
>incidental
coincidental

>> No.45577635

sadpanda is for the fags who thinks downloading anime is better than just watching it online

>> No.45577643

both are strictly better than the alternatives so yeah thats accurate

>> No.45577645

nhentai is faster which is what matters

>> No.45577654

true

>> No.45577655

>>45577601
how tf would you know
do you count every minute

>> No.45577660

>>45576117
haa!? there to say (?)
(verb) moideyo.
rapundesu! rapun in ikasemasukarane!!

rapun(verb) ?kittara?
senhame but what in reba
not good? !!

maaa? sensei is this
103 senho (is that a j) kappu
paizuri in (verb)
toha (word) isn't?

>> No.45577661

gonna get rich offa copying my anime dvds when the solar flare destroys the infrastructure

>> No.45577663

not hard to count hours unless if you watch youtuba and play vinnia

>> No.45577664

every episode is like an hour or 45 minutes and the duolingo thing at the end of november said 490 or something hours

>> No.45577665

>>45577635
>>45577645
true true

>> No.45577681
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>>45577622
ESL SPOTTED. DEPLOYING ORBITAL DEATH LASER.

>> No.45577687

>>45577645
>>45577635
i can't believe there are 14 year olds in here who don't know how to get on sadpanda

>> No.45577693

i can't believe there are 14 year olds

>> No.45577701

i can't believe sadpanda is still doing the dumb cookie shit in 2023

>> No.45577707
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post them

>> No.45577710

i cant believe there are basement dwelling losers in here who only read porn on their computer

>> No.45577715

>>45577681
i don't speak anything but english anon

>> No.45577717

but doesnt mean especially lil bruv

>> No.45577719

>>45577687
I can't believe there are people over 25 willing to jump through some retarded hoops like circus monkeys to get into some faggot sekrit club websites

>> No.45577722

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci_zad39Uhw

>> No.45577727

>>45577719
yeah theyre literally like linux tards

>> No.45577730

cant believe its not butter

>> No.45577731

what do you mean. I simply login with my username + pass and じゃじゃーん!

>> No.45577735
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>>45577715
When was the last time you read a book? You just tried to correct an already correct english sentence.

>> No.45577736

post good channerus

>> No.45577745

>>45577731
i guess you also watch ads on youtube

>> No.45577746

>>45577622 is definitely an esl coincidentally

>> No.45577751

you're talking out of your dekaketsu lmao

>> No.45577757

*turns your moms webcam off*

>> No.45577761

thanks dad, i'd be ashamed if she ended up in the nets

>> No.45577763

damn ... guess i get no allowance this week then

>> No.45577774

kao is face but ushi is cow... much to think about...

>> No.45577779

think about this
*unzips pants*

>> No.45577780

*zips up pants* coincidentally

>> No.45577781

stop undressing in front of the children randomly

>> No.45577782

yeah i genuinely don't know what's the point of zippers

>> No.45577788

kare ha mou kimasu....

>> No.45577807

love eromanga where the guy fucks his friends mom and mesubutakas her

>> No.45577809

muuh le secret club xd

>> No.45577826

just had a quizler moment realizing d and D face opposite directions

>> No.45577847

:d

>> No.45577862

:c

>> No.45577871

why is (: not used

>> No.45577873

suddenly, esls

>> No.45577875

DPS LFG DM

>> No.45577882

do you people even study japanese? this just seems like a place for unwashed neets to socialize virtually and discuss pornography

>> No.45577888

studying is for cringe redditors tbqh

>> No.45577903

>>45577875
bro you're high level

>> No.45577904

thanks for the reminder i forgot to shower

>> No.45577908

i just remembered the katakoto debacle

>> No.45577915

havent showered in 3 days but will probably shower today because the old eczema is starting to act up

>> No.45577917

hello mary

>> No.45577918

>>45577882
given that i already know japanese there is no further need for studying it

>> No.45577949

studying a language is something you can do after you know it but there's no point in doing so

>> No.45577955

studying pussy before i cum in it

>> No.45577962

>>45577915
mine only did this the 2 winters following taking the vaxx but this winter it's fine again. curious

>> No.45577965

great analogy

>> No.45577968
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>> No.45577975

>>45577962
not a cuck so no vaxx here

>> No.45577994

I thought I understood causative passive.
>二十年以上前、強引にここに泊めさせられ、何枚もの絵を描かされた旅の画家が、住人の目を盗んで描いた花の絵。
>泊めさせられ
>泊める = 人に宿を貸す
According to context, this should mean "painter who was forcefully made to stay..." and so on.

If:
食べる - to eat
食べさせる - to let/make someone eat
食べさせられる - to be let/made eat (by someone)
then:
泊める - to give someone shelter
泊めさせる - to let/make someone give someone shelter
泊めさせられる - to be let/made (by someone) give someone shelter
Therefore, according to my knowledge, it's the painter who was forced to give someone shelter. This is obviously wrong, but I can't find another way to comprehend this, nor any info that would help.

>> No.45577998

94
you are GAY

>> No.45578003

still weirded out by the fact zenzen can be used with both positive and negative adjectives

>> No.45578005

i thought i understood causative passive
but i don't understand causative passive

>> No.45578015

>>45577994
https://streamable.com/ehcglb

>> No.45578029

i iku feeling 2d lolis

>> No.45578044

>>45577882
this is the intermediate thread bro
we already know jap

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i'm not feeling this update bros

>> No.45578050

/int/ djt knows more japanese than /jp/ djt

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>> No.45578070

>>45578050
true true

>> No.45578074

nah
even a low level djter like queef can solos int djt

>> No.45578077

>>45577994
yeah he meant 泊まらせられ

>> No.45578080

queef is so good at japanese he secluded himself in his dead discord never to be heard from again

>> No.45578089

we should play some lethal company as a djt squad

>> No.45578096

get friends bro

>> No.45578105

made a great memory and focus game that can be played with a pack of cards

>> No.45578139

>>45578077
Wouldn't that be easy. But if every time I don't get something I assumed it's the writer's mistake, I'd be even more shit at this than I already am.

>> No.45578161

man im so good with cards *unzips deck*

>> No.45578167

>>45577994
>painter who was forcefully made to stay...
its the painter who made someone else forcefully give him shelter

>> No.45578193

>>45577707
was gonna say i have a lot more upload and seed time than you but then i saw your gallery stats
i kneel

>> No.45578216

>>45578167
that wouldn't use passive

>> No.45578229

crazy how much higher the power level in qm's discord is compared to tmw

>> No.45578231

>>45577622
The Dunning-Kruger ESL, the most dangerous kind.

>> No.45578252

https://twitter.com/YouTubeJapan/status/1738031607183724735

>> No.45578256

>実際、夫実家への帰省の際には、どんなに固辞しても実家に泊めさせられます。
Googled example. "...no matter how hard we refuse, we're made to stay". And yet, it also looks like "...we're made to let them stay".

>>45578167
If he made someone let/make him stay, it should be "泊めさせ".

>> No.45578269

It's easier to speak Japanese than learn how to read.

>> No.45578279

>>45578269
the how come >>45577481

>> No.45578353

so is 4 し or よん ?

>> No.45578361

Wait. Maybe it's not causative passive, but causative + potential.
The painter managed to/was able to force them to let him stay. And that's why he in turn was forced to paint pictures.

>>45578353
Yes.

>> No.45578366

>>45575826
Literally me

>> No.45578477

took ritalin and my nihongo gains tripled, took an iq test and got 132 for the first time wtf

>> No.45578482

same would happen if you only ate raw meat for a week

>> No.45578556

>>45578477
scores are always given with a confidence interval specified by the test and you can expect uncertainty in that range, for example there being a 95% chance its over 149, a 99% chance its over 145, etc

>> No.45578568

the only iq test that matters is the one from the first one you ever took
if youve taken multiple iq tests over the course of your life, the system has been compromised

>> No.45578593

ive taken dozens online and always get in the same range on the legit ones

>> No.45578616

stopped wiping my ass and my anki retention jumped to 99.8%

>> No.45578629
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>> No.45578634

>36
holy diarrhea

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https://streamable.com/5bgs3n

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>> No.45578759

any good posts
haha i kid i kid

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>>45578477

>> No.45578779

last thread ended in tragedy

>> No.45578800

>>45578353
フォア

>> No.45578802

>>45578477
druggie loser

>> No.45578820

this dude is mad jealous

>> No.45578832

monitor

>> No.45578844

>>45578556
>for example there being a 95% chance its over 149, a 99% chance its over 145, etc
giwtwm

>> No.45578859

>>45578844
shut up faggot

>> No.45578869

much like how djt supposedly doesn't talk about japanese cuz we all know it, high iqs shouldn't be talking about iq

>> No.45578903

i was fully heterosexual when i started learning jap but recently i jerked off to futanari for the first time and today i shaved my asshole for the first time. what's the anki card count at which you become fully homosexual? was that the plan all along? who is behind this?

>> No.45578907

dunno i dont do anki

>> No.45578949

>>45578832
bro your insecurity is showing, i already was talking about myself

>> No.45578953

gotem

>> No.45578964

>>45578903
homosexual? my xir, you are supposed to embrace your true self and take hrt

>> No.45578974

nah that sounds retarded

>> No.45578998

youll understand when you complete hanahira and nekopara

>> No.45579005

unfortunately i've skipped over them and i'm not going back

>> No.45579050

>watcha reading there anon
https://anilist.co/manga/85865/trash/

>> No.45579236

the based djters are on mal

>> No.45579413

>>45578139
i don't understand what the problem is. the grammatical key is
p1は p2に v-させられる
p1 is being forced by p2 to do v (against their will)
passive, causative and passive-causative sentences often intentionally omit the agent of the verb because its either a) of no interest who did it or b) just another way for japs to get around using personal pronouns and focus on the core action when speaking politely. here it is a).

>二十年以上前、強引にここに泊めさせられ、何枚もの絵を描かされた旅の画家が、住人の目を盗んで描いた花の絵。

「誰かに」ここに泊めさせられた画家が
the agent forcing the painter to stay is just omitted.
but the sentence clearly describes this as something that happened to the painter.

or am i misunderstanding what your problem is here?

>> No.45579431

>>45579236
the ones who dont watch anime?

>> No.45579435

moe has watched more anime than you ever will kid

>> No.45579436

>>45577615
how can i watch jap tv from europe? i had some program but it stopped working

>> No.45579469
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what language is this?

>> No.45579474

crazy how moe has whitenoised 1man hours of anime

>> No.45579491

crazy how i became the itschiban tuyoi gaijin without anyone noticing

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nah having to buy a video game you made is wild. If this is a real thing, all nips deserve the death penalty.

>> No.45579514

>>45579436
https://www.keylabo.com/watch-tv-online-for-free/
https://aqstream.com/jp/
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/luongz/iptv-jp/main/jp.m3u

>> No.45579524

>>45579510
lol

>> No.45579531

>>45579510
they do that with everything lol if you knew japan instead of chugging diarrhea all day you'd know

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>> No.45579612

i think i hit a hotkey with asbplayer and now the subtitles dont show up on the video with aniwatch.to

anyone know the fix? I can still see the tabs in the asbplayer window, just not on the video itself.

>> No.45579624

>anyone know the fix?
yeah learn japanese

>> No.45579630

>>45577343
>Does anyone know what 見るともなしに見続けた means in this sentence?
ともなく can mean different things like "nothing in particular", "unknowingly", "unintentionally" or "absentmindedly"

テレビを見るともなく見る is like a set phrase, "half-watch tv" "watch tv on the side", "tv running in the background", "watch tv and not really paying attention"

・・・暑い暑いとだれにともなく文句ばかり言う。 "complaining that you're hot to no one in particular / without anyone being present"

どこからともなく "from out of nowhere", "from somewhere"

何をするともなく "doing nothing in particular", "having nothing to do"

>> No.45579637

>>45579624
you first

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>>45579612
use mpv

>> No.45579660

when it comes to japanese i like to think i'm that 何でも来い type of guy can you digg it

>> No.45579714

閨事

>> No.45579722

いつでもいいよ

>> No.45579769

>try jp tv
>see channel called Toei
>think it's anime
>it's lesbian sex

>> No.45579792

that's like the best possible outcome

>> No.45579800

did it come out though?

>> No.45579827

i'm asking about cum

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i can understand 3% of the japanese i see now, yoshi

>> No.45579898

>>45579413
My problem is that "being forced to stay" should be 泊まらされる (or 泊まらせられる).
泊めさせられる should mean "being forced to let someone stay". Or "be able to force someone to let someone stay" if it's potential and not passive. Because 泊める means "to give shelter/to let someone stay".
>「誰かに」ここに泊めさせられた画家が
Painter forced (by someone) to let some stay...
>「誰かに」ここに泊まらされた画家が
Painter forced (by someone) to stay...

Or at least, going by normal causative/passive usage and logic, it would seem so.
Compare 食べる and 泊める in this post: >>45577994
Like you said:
>v-させられる
>p1 is being forced by p2 to do v
Except v is "let someone stay", so "being forced to let someone stay", not "being forced to stay".

This all should be logical, unless I direly misunderstand either the word 泊める (even though I checked in a few Japanese dictionaries) and/or causative-passive in general.

>> No.45579950

they've had sex 4 times since i turned on the tv
if jp tv is always like this i'm gmi

>> No.45579953

>>45579888
Now this is hacktivism I can get behind.

>> No.45580009

>>45579898
nigga just read wtf

>> No.45580036

>>45579898
nukemarine v2

>> No.45580041

i dont read i peruse

>> No.45580044

>>45580009
>>45580036
you don't know why?

>> No.45580123

>>45579469
いちびったのじゃ

>> No.45580124

>>45579898
this, like many things, just doesn't track well to english. "he was forcefully given shelter". whether he was forcefully "given shelter", "forced to say", imprisoned - it doens't matter. it all expresses that this action was forced upon him. させられる here states that this was done to him against his will.

>> No.45580134

>>45579612
why isnt the first thing you did just open settings and look at the keybinds

>> No.45580148

>>45580134
i fixed it already thanks tho

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>> No.45580175

>>45579898
>unless I direly misunderstand either the word 泊める (even though I checked in a few Japanese dictionaries) and/or causative-passive in general.

>客や部外者を宿泊させる。宿を貸す。
>let or make guests or outsiders stay overnight. to provide (rent out) lodging
now in your mind turn this into a forcelly received action and then an attribute of 画家. done

>> No.45580184

>>45577343
ともなしに is an expression that means to do something unintentionally or without conscious thought, so "見るともなしに見続ける" is another way of saying literally "to look without meaning to look" or "to gaze at unintentionally."
So in the context of your sentence
>可愛らしいノートとペンケース、教科書が、
The cute notebooks and pen cases, as well as the textbooks...
>行儀良く並べられては机にしまわれてゆく様を、
(as they were) being neatly arranged and put away in the desk(s)...
>初音は見るともなしに見続けた
Hatsune gazed, absent-mindedly, (at them).

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Hello anons, do any of you know of a good way to make text highlightable in a browser game like Granblue Fantasy. I'm a fan of the series and it has hundreds of hours of dialogue I'd love to learn vocab from. Not really sure of a good method outside of playing the games story episodes and maybe finding a transcript of the dialogue on a wiki or something.

Also, what have you all been reading lately? I'm starting this cute book about nocturnal animals I found the other day,

>> No.45580212

acquired こいつ

>> No.45580216

>>45580205
YomiNinja could work

>> No.45580235

今日も鷹嶺ルイだ。

>> No.45580265

>>45579624
>>45580148
bro learned japanese in an hour, those 6 day youtubers got nothing on him

>> No.45580357

>>45580216
who comes up with these dumb names

>> No.45580365

thats what i want to ask your mom

>> No.45580482

I'm watching japanese video i understand some sentences but don't understand most... Is it even useful or i should just go for more reading?

>> No.45580504

eagerly waiting for friedrich friedchicken to drop his next "banger" x

>> No.45580510

>>45580482
In general, no it’s not useful to listen to things you can’t comprehend. You can either slow it down and try to make out what you can, or come back when your vocabulary’s larger.

>> No.45580519

If you're not completely lost and picking up on stuff here and there it's probably worth it, it's hard to find perfect material for your vocabulary that's completely pure

>> No.45580522

>>45580482
if you understand something then it's useful, but if you wanted to have an idea about which one is more efficient, you'd have to try doing both for an hour each and somehow compare the number of comprehensible sentences covered with them

>> No.45580563

https://streamable.com/kpullp

>> No.45580574

has misa sensei said anything since the tragedy in prague? im getting worried

>> No.45580591

日本はオーバードーズが問題になっていますか?

>> No.45580652

>>45580591
ううん、そういうのは聞いたことないな

>> No.45580689

>>45580563
Same, but with Japanese.

>> No.45580713

>>45580574
no chinks were harmed

>> No.45580745

>>45580713
Here at the DJT, we prefer to use the term "Asian American" when referring to Easterners of non-Japanese descent.

>> No.45580758

>we
not me

>> No.45580767

pussies were harmed when i last unzipped

>> No.45580780

>>45580758
You're welcome to go back, tourist >>>/int/191463061

>> No.45580795

/int/ djt is unironically better at japanese than /jp/

>> No.45580801

>>45579612
more like assplayer lmao

>> No.45580808

>>45580780
ur welcome to stfu

>> No.45580820

>>45580482
All input is useful, but your comprehension just determines to what degree. Stay consistent and learn your vocab, but do what keeps things fun for you.

>> No.45580825

>>45579474
wait did mathlet jamel mean 1000 hours of english subbed anime all these years? lmao

>> No.45580839

or 1 million

>> No.45580843

https://streamable.com/8w09io

>> No.45580848

>>45580767
from snapping shut so hard

>> No.45580850

lil bro you dont get a million when you add a zero to man...

>> No.45580857

someone hook me up with where to dl ピンク映画
i want all of them

>> No.45580859

>>45570485
happy holidays djt heres your yearly reminder and advice

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/paEerSSgM0s

>> No.45580864

>>45580850
yeah you get your pussy count

>> No.45580880

>>45580848
yeah they clamped down on my rod real hard when i put it in

>> No.45580887

>>45580767
Yeah, I hate it when the zipper catches mine too.

>> No.45580918

>>45580887
sorry about your pussy

>> No.45580919

>>45580880
they didnt and youve never had sex
sorry bro but i figured someone needed to tell you

>> No.45580928
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>> No.45580937

whats the channel of that guy who went to japan and embaassed himself in front of those girls and also said that japanese didn't use が

>> No.45580949

>whats the channel of that guy who went to japan and embaassed himself in front of those girls
that's all the channels of guys who went to japan

>> No.45580952

>>45580919
i dont remember any cucks being in the room watching when i did but maybe im wrong

>> No.45580975

*yawn*

>> No.45580989

>>45580937
matthew bonder versus japonica

>> No.45580997

>>45580864
lil bro...

>> No.45581014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlteftANWoE
esl bros we lost...

>> No.45581036

Remember the MEXT /djt/!

If you are under 21 years of age, stop what you're doing right now and find the MEXT requirements for where you live!

You could be the One to move to Japan through Study Program FREE of Charge!

>> No.45581055

or just sext a jap
only requirement is being a hakujin

>> No.45581067

cant wait to be a stay at home husband in japan

>> No.45581190

ive been smoking meth for the last 6 years ans yesterday, after attmpting to quit, i almost overdosed for the first time and now my entire family knows I use.

>> No.45581239

fuckin moron lol

>> No.45581256

>after attmpting to quit, i almost overdosed
funniest shit ive read in a while, thanks for the laugh bro

>> No.45581276
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this is not appropriate for a children's manga.

>> No.45581328

https://streamable.com/ou4zb3
nips have a weakness for cunny

>> No.45581330

fuukas big honkers aren't appropriate for a children's manga what you posted is absolutely nothing

>> No.45581343

>>45581190
just another day in the djt

>> No.45581352

>>45581276
in japan girls are supposed to wear skirts and boys are supposed to look up them
crazy how they still cant manage to reproduce

>> No.45581364

110 iq at best

>> No.45581369

is jps dead?

>> No.45581427

https://mimidoshima.wordpress.com/2015/10/30/ask-fm-2/
Our response?

>> No.45581440

no idea who those people are

>> No.45581442

>>45581427
Japanese writers are centuries behind western professional writers. Japanese writers are good at short-form shit, but terrible at actual novels, especially non-fiction.

>> No.45581443

>>45581427
nothing
modern jap literature is inherently better than western slop

>> No.45581453

japs are notoriously bad at the medium of writing in its classic context, but notoriously good at all visual mediums

>> No.45581459

>>45581443
74 at best

>> No.45581461

western shit was good when people were still allowed to have opinions

>> No.45581474

we're talking about novels, not whatever goyslop you consume. novels still have great content coming out to this day, and many have been untouched by your obsession with politics.

>> No.45581478

>>45581276
it is for kids because the panties don't get any chance to chira @ the reader

>> No.45581483

can't believe our boy jamal is fuckin back

>> No.45581488

>>45581276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zIPp95GC3E

>> No.45581521

>>45579579
膣内=なか?
thought it was ちつない

>> No.45581523
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じゃーみんな~ ぶっかけましょう!

>> No.45581533

wtf

>> No.45581536

why does japan rot our minds with this

>> No.45581547

>>45581276
>my irrational western morals about sexuality is getting in the way of a not at all sexual encounter in a japanese comic

>> No.45581585

>>45581483
yeah, fucking back to school
dude doesnt know basic arithmetic

>> No.45581586

>>45573196
If i spend a week each on 17 languages, does that make me a """polyglot""" too?

>> No.45581589

>>45573191
Wanikani, duolingo etc, are absolute scams.
Even if they were free they'd be fucking usless.

>> No.45581602

>>45574658
That wasn't a shit test. That was a pervert filter/test. Shit testing comes later on once you're actually in a relationship.

>> No.45581613

>>45574658
nice self own lmao

>> No.45581616

Reminder to use your Japanese inside your head to create an afterlife composed entirely of 日本語.

Do not submit to english speakers in the Afterlife. There's an ongoing war to make Japan conform to English. Don't Submit.

>> No.45581635

>>45581585
true true he did say you need to watch 10000 hours of anime but he only watched 3000

>> No.45581642

>>45581613
talk to women please.

>> No.45581646

>>45581642
make me

>> No.45581659

>>45581642
yeah bro "haha im not into u its a test haha" maybe if ur a munter then thats what life is like for u but as a professional sex haver every time a (jp) girl has asked this ive said yes and they have delivered

>> No.45581693

immersion
https://youtu.be/mhB4915XKJo?t=3197

>> No.45581704

>>45574658
>>45581602
>>45581613
>>45581642
>>45581646
>>45581659
it wasn't a shit test.
i played the demo of the game and she texts you the same thing regardless of whether you reply yes or no to her question.
so "she" is probably a bot lmao.
you niggas fell for the oldest trick in the world, please get off the internet

>> No.45581719

>>45581704
yeah bro im talking real life bro if a woman thinks that ur a catch then she isnt gonna risk doin a test like that unless shes actually that much of a wench and will come true to her promise

>> No.45581725

>>45581704
wow haha got me

>> No.45581742

didnt ask

>> No.45581755

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY946heybRg

yoshi, rewatch #2, here we go

>> No.45581769

>>45581693
there's something about haachamas voice that makes me diamonds

>> No.45581772

that's my foot up your ass massaging your prostate

>> No.45581774

>>45581772
thats gay.
you're gay.

>> No.45581776

>>45581704
>so "she" is probably a bot lmao.
actually she's a goddess who gives you a weapon for an arm and a mission

>> No.45581807

>>45581586
you can tell he's a polyglot because he doesn't boast about it

>> No.45581811

I decided it is time to return to my roots on SA. Goodbye for today friends

>> No.45581814

>>45581769
you can hear the mental illness

>> No.45581891

say something controversial in japanese

>> No.45581899

私はペンです

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hmmm

>> No.45581906

one day you goukaku if u say betuni the next day u pass if u say mitai

>> No.45581935

uhhh it's winter break and im just staring at my pc

>> No.45582018

might as well stare at a vinnie

>> No.45582021

What is our daily routine to learn JP ??

>> No.45582033

step 1 catch up with djt that u missed while sleeping
step 2 post epic reactions to any lol posts
step 3 read

>> No.45582046

1. jack off
2. play a video game (english)
3. maybe catch up on an episode of anime

>> No.45582055

ive watched a minimum of 7 hours a day of lui streams for the past month and have entered only what I can describe as nirvana.

>> No.45582076

when i was neet i learned japanese for 10 hours a day but now i dont have the time

>> No.45582080

what would khatz think?

>> No.45582113

Has anybody else tried the Religious Activities visa for moving to Japan?

That's my current plan of attack to invade the country. via Buddhism.

>> No.45582130

>>45582055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6oAfQ1zoDs

>> No.45582131

stfu ur neither funny nor smart

>> No.45582135

>>45582113
huh never thought about that
but i assume you'd need to formally be a member of a church/religion.
i actually used to be, but left the church a few years ago because i didnt want to pay the tithe anymore
so i wouldnt be able to do it now

>> No.45582172

日陰者

>> No.45582198

>>45582135
https://www.japanvisa.com/visas/japan-religious-activities-visa

Information about it is here. I'm looking to become a buddhist priest and move to Japan that way to do temple work.

>> No.45582210

lmao

>> No.45582216

is there a recommended vn guide? ive only played the uchikoshi ones in english

>> No.45582225

>>45581461
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1w42HEKEu2AzZg9K7PI0ma9ICmr2qYEKQ9IF4XxFSnQU/edit#gid=1514303440

this. dont let retards discourage you from using this

>> No.45582226

yep finna pretend to be a buddhist monk in order to smash some jap pussy

>> No.45582227

crazy how "ppl" on djt need someone to guide them every step of the way have they discovered what doing something bc u want to do it is?

>> No.45582235

>>45582216
>>45582225
wrong @

>> No.45582236

>>45582198
have you watched the anime "temple" lmao

>> No.45582243

>>45582236
>have you watched the anime "temple" lmao
You mean that one buddhist temple that has an anime goddess? Yes i've heard of it. I don't see the proble.

>> No.45582244

>>45582227
>asks a question about jp reccs on a jp thread out learning jp.

holy shit i hate the personalities here

>> No.45582250

anyone got a guide on how to wipe my ass

>> No.45582255

>>45582250
yeah buy a bidet

>> No.45582256

>>45582243
its about temple work maybe you can learn some terminology from that

>> No.45582258

just discovered this sick jpop track it's called "idol" by yoo-asobee you guys should give it a listen

>> No.45582280

>>45582258
祝福 > アイドル

>> No.45582294
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cuz they don't know japanese
next

>> No.45582299

>>45582256
Misunderstanding, I was recalling this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnec8zNvax8


it's an anime goddess in Japan that people pray to.

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>> No.45582316

>>45582299
no i mean this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DoEoK4denA

>> No.45582323

just creampied a 黒毛婆牛

>> No.45582332

>>45582294
>cuz they don't know japanese
uh excuse me sir but we need to make the video longer than 10 minutes for the watchtime and the algorithm sir...

>> No.45582334

>>45582294
had more dates within three weeks in japan than in the previous 28 years of my life
probably helped that i'm a pera pera dekiru gaijin

>> No.45582342

>>45582316
looks like it's not on any official streaming sites.

yeah this interests me.

>> No.45582348

>>45582342
you could also read the manga
https://klz9.com/jxsh-temple-raw-chapter-1.html

>> No.45582370

>>45582250
print out this thread and rub it on your poopy butthole

>> No.45582387

>>45582294
you just miss stuff if you aren't dekiru
>girl confesses to you
>"ah yes it was nice to meet you today!"

>> No.45582390

>>45582370
that'll just make it worse

>> No.45582399

>"sorry can you say that again, i want to make a card out of it"

>> No.45582410

>>45582399
t. no one

>> No.45582413

I put my girlfriends allergies into flashtards once

>> No.45582414

nah flash cards are used for reading.
the way you learn how to speak is by mimicking how others speak
so the autism way would be to repeat everything a japanese person says to you

>> No.45582423

>>45582387
>I'm terribly sorry, I wasn't ogling at your cleavage, I was just instinctually searching for the subtitles"

>> No.45582424

>>45582348
no subtitles...how am i supposed to learn from this?

>> No.45582465

>>45582424
have you not read a manga in japanese before?

>> No.45582472
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>> No.45582519
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lookin at the thread rn

>> No.45582533

guy using iq estimator: 60 iq

>> No.45582537

>>45582519
Seems accurate
Though I'm not sure what how it calculates it. Frequency of typos/fancy words?

>> No.45582564

>>45582465
>have you not read a manga in japanese before?

Nope. To be honest with you, i've been studying Japanese off/on since 2015, took Japanese classes in college, got screwed on writing the kanji, restarted anki many times, and haven't even gotten the n5 yet.

I'm looking to complete Genki in 2024 so I can move onto Tobira, but i need a tutor. And finally get the N5 next year.

I'm programming a videogame about learning japanese in parallel to learning japanese now, so I can say i'm using the language.

I must sound like a dekinai, but i'll get it done.

>> No.45582579

>>45582564
is this a reddit post?
the >been studying Japanese off/on since 2015
is very common in any language learning community and stems from a lack of motivation (protip: get a japanese girlfriend, that will help you keep on track), but the rest of your post sounds like pure coping

>> No.45582606

>>45582342
https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G4PH0WJWQ/tenpuru

>> No.45582638

ただいまあああ!

(おかえり!)

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>> No.45582648

lmao if bakidou just lost some weight

>> No.45582650

guy in the middle could be the bad guy in an ntr jav

>> No.45582663

do i have to watch the original eva before moving on to the rebuilds? also roughly how hard it the japanese in the series?

>> No.45582665

>>45582564
> got screwed on writing the kanji
doesn't matter, you don't need it
> looking to complete Genki
don't bother
Just get input - read/watch and write down (some of the) words you encounter, right until you start running out of unfamiliar words and become fluent.

>> No.45582671

>>45582537
the algorithm compares shit posts to literal academic journals lol. it's not accurate by any means.

>> No.45582678

>>45582671
You mean you don't write in academic style on anonymous imageboards?
NGMI

>> No.45582683

i could feed it my bachelor thesis but im scared it will give me a low iq score

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ehhh.....

>> No.45582708

its even less accurate when you consider that IQ has been discredited as a qualifier for intelligence since its inception.

>> No.45582713

no way

>> No.45582715

leftist cope

>> No.45582718

>>45582650
https://youtu.be/OG2A-ZQXCQU?t=20
aint happening

>> No.45582725

japanese genetics need correction, much too many autistic people in one society.

>> No.45582727

ummm aktually autism is just the next step of human evolution

>> No.45582738

I wonder who has the hairier bush out of Korone and Mio. Both of them must have an absolute forest.

>> No.45582748

mio is married right? so she probably keeps it trimmed for her husband.
but korone is divorced so she has no reason to keep it trimmed

>> No.45582753

>>45582748
She doesn't trim it at all.

t. kanojo no otto

>> No.45582758

mio has more according to the fanart...

>> No.45582766

>>45582641
am i supposed to read this as kata or ho

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Day 202: Nothing noteworthy on today session.

>> No.45582797

>>45582792
12 seconds per card? The fuck are you doing, fingering your asshole?

>> No.45582825

if you know a word you dont need a card for it.

>> No.45582851

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDwUczfKa1Y
is this what living in japan is like

>> No.45582855

ye it's a nightmare

>> No.45582889

theres a hentai i watched, ive been thinking about it all day. i just want to be milked dry by a japanese woman.

>> No.45582896

>>45582851
wtf

>> No.45582917

same but i just want to lose my virginity

>> No.45582926

go to a japanese park at night, drop trou and bend over

>> No.45582944

>>45582917
go to tobita it's based

>> No.45582962

nutted in a アラフィフ日本人雌豚 twice within the last 12 hours

>> No.45582963

>>45582926
oh do japanese women spend a lot of time taking men's virginities in public parks at night?

>> No.45582968
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>>45582963
yes, just close your eyes and imagine them

>> No.45582983

i cried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0V9X7leD0

>> No.45582999

>>45582968
ciaran origin story

>> No.45583001

randoms tory of when i was in japan many years ago.
my gf was taking forever in family mart so i blew my horn to hurry her up, some drunk fucking japanese dude opened my door and yelled some shit at me in his language. I magine he thought I honked at him or something. Also he seemed drunk. He actually reached into my car to grab and I pushed him out. Now, im a big dude in comparison to this little guy so I assume my push was a little too hard, he flew a little bit back and hit his head on the concrete. Took like a whole 2 mins to get up while a small crowd formed kinda close around him and took pics. My gf came out a few moments later and we hurried away.

hope bro is ok, next time dont reach in my car fucking nip.

>> No.45583007

>>45582944
飛田新地? when i went to osaka a friend took me there but i had no idea what it was. pretty weird stuff. we just looked around though

>> No.45583010

something like that happened to me once except my car door was locked and the window closed so she couldnt get into my car

>> No.45583022

>>45583007
ye lost my virginity there with a cutie

>> No.45583023

>>45583001
>so i blew my horn to hurry her up
you dont do that in japan fucking white scum

>> No.45583026

>>45582999
clearly not ciaran, he woulda taken the guy up on the offer

>> No.45583033

lost my virginity to a fat japanese woman and she left me some japanese money even though its useless to me

>> No.45583034

>>45583001
ガチで  based

>> No.45583042

>>45583033
nobody cares james go jack off to your mom

>> No.45583051

>>45583022
yeah i remember most of the girls were very cute. seemed crazy expensive though, and apparently there's heavy yakuza presence too so i think i'd be afraid of getting scammed

>> No.45583057

>>45583022
when are you releasing your soaplands guide eiffel tower bro?

>> No.45583061

when me and my friends went to soap lands yakuzas were nice and never scammed us. Honestly, they seem pretty chill.

>> No.45583065
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i just installed all my shit on a new computer and ajt furigana isn't working like it used to.
before i could paste to SentKanji, tab away and it would autopopulate SentFurigana.
it no longer auto populates. any idea why that is?

>> No.45583066

>>45583051
they're just chillin on the sidewalks
don't start shit and nothing's going to happen

>> No.45583090

another day another shoui meltdown
u hate to see it

>> No.45583102

>>45583066
idk why people believe the yakuza are in the position to do anything to foreigners lol.

>> No.45583106

immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F3d0L26AaY

>> No.45583113

>>45583057
not me i didn't go to soaplands because figuring out the quirks of individual venues in terms of reservations and services seemed too annoying to deal with and i didn't want to risk not actually getting to have sex cuz i heard that can occasionally happen where they will stall for time
in tobita you just pay up and get to put it in, perfect if you're desperate

>> No.45583123

>>45583065
looks like its time to graduate from furigana kouhai

>> No.45583124

do you pay per thrust

>> No.45583134

>>45583113
isnt it like 15 minutes or something like that

>> No.45583146

>>45583090
owning djt chuds is not a meltdown

>> No.45583154

>>45583134
it was about 20 min though i could have chosen more time

>> No.45583157

>>45583123
i don't need it for that sentence, but there will be sentences where i need it to check myself -- it's on the back of my card.

>> No.45583163

https://youtu.be/M-O52W-3pf8?t=21
as for me 今里新地
(dont go they are all jukujos but it is cheap)

>> No.45583212

>>45583146
shoui is the one getting owned and treated as a lolcow even by tmw members

>> No.45583251

i like tmw & usagispoon

>> No.45583274

isn't shoui a トランニー?

>> No.45583278

>>45583212
wrong
stealth djt troll accounts are trying to make queen shoui look bad and are failing hard

>> No.45583315
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>> No.45583317

i have no enemies

>> No.45583332

isn't it weird how the best way to learn is just to pretend that you've already learned and to be stubborn

>> No.45583342

>>45583212
I've never liked shoui because he's an asshole and he was caught lying multiple times. I also don't like him because I followed his awful advice for Japanese before I knew better.
>>45583274
It's not clear. He was definitely born a man and he larps as a teenage girl, but it's not clear if he actually believes he's a female or not.
>>45583278
What's going on?

>> No.45583357

>>45583342
>was definitely born a man and he larps as a teenage girl
proof?

>> No.45583392

>be me
>immerse and mine
>listen to people like shoui and qm and avoid textbooks
>get good at understanding Japanese, but always make errors when outputting
>what the fuck is wrong with me
>buy textbooks, n5-n1
>start at the very beginning and work my way up
>actually learn shit that I never would have learned purely through immersion.
daily reminder that you shouldn't listen to ecelebs. immersion is important but so is studying.

>> No.45583400
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45583400

Japanese people have no souls.

>> No.45583404

i didnt study english tho

>> No.45583435

>>45583392
dunno if u have aqcuired the language u can easily tell when u make mistakes amd correct them urself

>> No.45583444
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45583444

https://litter.catbox.moe/vo24hy.7z

>> No.45583446

>>45583392
????
why wouldn't you be watching cure dolly or reading tae kim?

>> No.45583452

>>45582294
hardly the reason. if you're white and at least a 6 you will never have issues dating in japan (asian women love white dick) doesn't matter how good or bad your language skills are

>> No.45583453

>>45583392
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Input_hypothesis#Monitor_hypothesis

>> No.45583454

>>45583042
dont need to i just cum inside my fat japanese mom every day

>> No.45583467

>>45583452
wat if 5.5

>> No.45583468
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45583468

>>45583392
>study fag
ywnmi

>> No.45583473

私を人間便器として使ってください

>> No.45583484

or you could just be black
even if you got the tiniest pecker imaginable (not likely if ur a brotha) jap bitches will be all over you because they love chocolate rods above all
but who doesnt

>> No.45583493

white dick is 横綱

>> No.45583509

uh chat can we get some messages to scroll the disgusting stuff off the screen

>> No.45583511

found djt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Input_hypothesis#Difficulties_using_the_monitor

>> No.45583521

>>45583446
>tae kim
Because his guide is full of mistakes
>cure dolly
Because I tried it and natives kept telling me my shit was wrong and non-natives kept telling me it was right because it was what dolly taught
>>45583468
I'm already making it

>> No.45583536

i love the fact mineta fucks all the girls in the back during the show

>> No.45583546

>>45583521
ywnkj

>> No.45583554

日本語が思ったより下手だった

>> No.45583557

you won't not know japanese :D

>> No.45583559

You will now know Japanese

>> No.45583561

the japanese is aggressive

>> No.45583574

isnt it crazy how there's not a single quality thread on this entire board?

>> No.45583576

crazy huh

>> No.45583583

JAV thread is pretty good quality

>> No.45583599

djt is high quality

>> No.45583601

>>45583546
iakj

>> No.45583641

>>45583467
do you like old women?

>> No.45583678
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45583678

閻魔大王はきみが欲しいです

>> No.45583745

>>45583521
stfu ta-sugay

>> No.45583753

>>45583392
why would you listen to qm if you want to use japanese for anything other than playing discord quizzes

>> No.45583776

>>45583745
Speak English or Japanese please.
>>45583753
I was naive at the time and thought he was good at Japanese because I was a dekinai back then.

>> No.45583787

>>45583641
who doesnt

>> No.45583797

>>45583787
me because they've passed their reproductive capability

>> No.45583815

i randomly forgot the swipe code for my phone ive been using for 5 years
im too young for dementia bros

>> No.45583820

>>45583797
if you only have sex (or want to lol) to have kids sure

>> No.45583869

>>45583797
Now that I have multiple kids I wish me and my wife could have raw sex without a chance of pregnancy. Abortion is off the table.

>> No.45583872

>>45583869
well yeah you have husband glasses and see her as her younger self

>> No.45583913

>>45583601
indonesians accidentally killed jamal

>> No.45583915
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45583915

lets gooooooooo

>> No.45583955

acquired 流血沙汰

>> No.45583959
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45583959

>> No.45583988

fake picture

>> No.45584022

>>45583869
loving bbas has let me do this from the very start
get good

>> No.45584111

>>45584108
>>45584108
>>45584108

>> No.45584120

fake thread

>> No.45584174

>>45580652
カフェインはおおめにのむよね

カフェインはすべてをかいけつする

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