Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45474012
Good grief!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474012
I’m taking her

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>>45474023
Thanks, doc!

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>>45474023
Will that dose make me want to do Tokyo drifts?

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>>45474023
>tfw no Oomu gf to nerd about old vidya and anime.

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Apopsicle needs YOU, yes YOU
to donate your bodyheat this christmas.
please send yourself to her address equipped with a blanket and hotwater bottle.
Thank you.

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>>45474062
>get in your Trueno
>take the pills the nice lady gave you
>One pill makes you big and one pill makes you small and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all
>somehow you become a reliable tofu delivery man

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>>45474069
Apopsicle already has a hudband. I'd rather donate myself to her cousin in need.

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>>45474069
This is why purple snakes should stay in the desert.
Why come in the city and grape our good people, only to then be a shivering mess every winter?

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My name is anon and I love deems.

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>>45474054
This.

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>>45474083
Oh right, Hydromancers are a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474138
Water sucks, Gatorade is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474146
It's got electrolytes.

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what is up with the bright red glowing things on basilisk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474152
what are electrolytes?

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>>45474159
rgb lights

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>>45474159
You can't just ask a woman about her bright red glowing things, Anon! That's VERY rude!

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>>45474069
I will reverse-corrupt the apopsicle.
>I will snuggle with her under the blankets
>We will drink hot chocolate together
>We will watch cute movies
The village will no longer live in fear of being graped.

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old women

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474198
I desire old women

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>>45474012
>>45474127
I have a suspicion that most anons who claim to love demons would actually read over the contract several times and have doubts about signing.
Few would be the men who'd just sign without reading as they keep eye contact with their now wife.

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>>45474159
Weak points.
It's the hottest new trend for monsters to light up their critical areas.
Poke 'em for massive kyaa damage

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>Back to work tomorrow
Why?

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>>45474220
I will poke the basil whisk

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>>45474245
no sugar momma and you got to get paid

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>>45474211
Of course I'd have doubts. I'd doubt that she loved me, or that I deserved her, or that it's all a grand trick for my soul.
Thankfully that's what charm magic is for. Once I'm safely contracted with her, we can go about the falling in love stage. Plenty of hugs, kiss correction, and just being people experiencing the world together.
Or maybe there'd be a grand adventure where we'd fall in love ahead of time despite myself and that's not necessary. Who knows. I trust the Eros would look out for me and do what needs to be done.

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>>45474159
Highlighted greeting spots. You rub/lick them to say hello.

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>>45474211
i think ms demon would like to sit down and go through it line by line with anon, making adjustments and corrections as necessary.
it's a cooperative agreement, after all.

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>>45474272
Fair but it doesn't like it

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>>45474159
Snek turn signals

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Being deepthroated by a kobold, and her tail starts wagging like crazy when she feels your dick twitching...

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>>45474284
I have doubt that this dragon is actually a 17 year old high school student.

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>>45474211
Always read the fine print. Don’t trust anyone, not even yourself. They do that sometimes. A monster will pop in ‘from the future’ with some Adonis-like version of you. Giving you ‘advice’. Fuck that, I do what I want. Cake all day, every day — just to spite those smiling assholes.

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>>45474211
I'd want the kind of demon that WANTS a long, drawn out contract negotiation.
>Quick negotiations over coffee
>Long, romantic negotiations in the park
>Dinner and a movie negotiations

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>>45474335
Become a cat person.

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>>45474170
They're what plants crave

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Imagine getting sucked off under the table by a kiki during a formal dinner occasion, and then she has to do a walk of shame by coming out from under the table cloth covered in your baby batter.

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>>45474419
Kikis would never spill their master's special juice like that.

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>>45474419
what's the shameful part, not swallowing it all?

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>>45474406
Brawndo, the thirst mutilator!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45474419
>thinking you won't be doing this after eating out your nuki wife at a business meeting
must be pretty crowded under the table

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>>45474430
>>45474429
Kiki must be reminded that she is only mortal.
To that end, I will purposefully make it as hard as possible for her to swallow every drop of cum by doing a windmill.

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>>45474439
Miss nuki's gonna be swallowing my loads at the board meetings to repay the debt she accumulated buying my nudes.

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>>45474439
>look under the table cloth
>there's a ghoul, kiki and a manticore tail
>lower tablecloth

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>>45474198
My favorite

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Do anons really believe that they wouldn't look like a crumpled juice box after the second girl?

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>>45474528
I would be the happiest crumpled juice box you ever saw anon.

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>>45474528
I don't want a second girl. One is more than enough.

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>Not fucking your hatter up the butt on the table in front of everyone else on the board while you read out the earnings report

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>>45474528
That's what monster girls do!
Trust not, eh?

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>>45474198
>lucky enough to get a foxwife
>she keeps switching between a 9tail hag with beautiful milkers and a 2 tail cute and funny girl
>keeps saying "nah THIS is my true form, I was just fucking with you earlier"

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>>45474589
>actually have four tails
>the pit of mediocrity

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>>45474198
>not sure if she's peeing to mark her territory or just because she can't hold it in at her age

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474589
1 9 tailed fox or 9 1 tailed foxes?

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>>45474284
>Collegiate Skirt and 2B Bottoms
The Limsa slutglam special

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It's very amusing how it only takes one anon mentioning older women to throw the entire thread into a frenzy.

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https://www.sciencealert.com/mysterious-link-between-owning-cats-and-schizophrenia-is-real-study-says

Toxoplasmosis gives you schizophrenia
Foxoplasmosis gives you autism
You can avoid all those issues if you just discard smelly beast girls and go for a nice succubus girl next door, she's VERY lonely.

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>>45474528
Monsters are secretly quick shots. They don't want you to know that they'll end up looking like an instant loss 2koma when they finally get in bed with you

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>>45474645
Uoooooh, old woman erotic

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i desire hatter ass
big meaty hatter ass
massive jiggly hatter cheeks in yout face
truly massive hattter thunder thighs
I want the pear shaped hatter
I need it like I need water please help an anon out

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>>45474645
old women have that taste of desperation and yearning anons crave

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>tfw no troll momster

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>>45474627
Depends. Are they all lolis? Then the nine tailed fox.
If not then whichever gives me the lolis.

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>tfw no wurm wurmster

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Rabbit beware, if I catch them, they'll essentially be a baby machine gun when I'm done with em

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474627
1 9 tailed hag
more than one waifu gives me anxiety. I could never stand a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474688
so your wurm auntie from the country whose come to the city for the first time?
red head with freckles and sunkissed skin, having a mob face and sometimes has npc moments

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>>45474669
hold still anon. she's going to shoot you and take your face as a hunting trophy (chair)

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>>45474656
I bet the dog lobby is behind this "study".

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>>45474608
I'd be very happy with a 4 tailed teenaged fox.
Foxes are 100% the best monster brides

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>>45474701
There is a girl for that.

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>>45474706
no, i want to take the hatter ass, and eat it out by force before fucking it till I go cross-eyed and faint

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>>45474700
you'll need to speak more plainly or she won't understand

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>>45474713
you cnat take the hatter ass the hatter ass will take you its too big anon stop you dont know what youre asking

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>Be fairly powerful warrior
>wanting to impress the king
>ask around for tasks, reject most of them, not good enough
>get referred to the library, of all places
>powerful mage lives there, nobody can complete her task
>perfect
>beautiful dark elf woman
>notsurewheretolook.jpg
>treats me like an idiot, reaches into a barrel of maps
>gives me a map and shoos me away
>kind of annoyed now
>travel out to the mountains
>spend two months on this task
>almost die several times inside of the vast cave dungeon systems
>find the stupid gem she wants
>come back
>dark elf laughs and smiles condescendingly before seeing what's in my hand.
>she still looks smug as hell, but her gaze is much more fixated on me now.
>"So what's my reward?"
>she snaps open a small lockbox and pulls something out
>some kind of fancy necklace
>she takes the gem without asking and slots it into the open socket
>wizardry ensues, flash of light
>I shield my eyes, and feel something fasten about my neck
>i'm wearing the fancy necklace
>"Anon, hope you enjoy your reward."
>"The necklace? What does it do?"
>Her lips curl into a smile as she looks you over with an approving smile, "It makes you more compliant, anon."
>cannot remove necklace
>"Don't worry overmuch, anon. This will be to your benefit."
>realize i just passed tryouts to be her familiar

God damn dark elves.

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>>45474730
all she's getting is paizuri until her behavior improves

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hatter ass has ruined me

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>>45474709
This was a much better idea than just giving one girl three heads

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hatter ass is the envy of all bottom heav monsters, they had to so lots of squats and eat lots to get big booties
but all hatter does is eat and sit on her ass all day and she has a big fat ass without trying

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miss hatter has a perfectly, naturally, regular size butt thank you

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>>45474745
>Hand on tiddie even while asleep
He's just like me

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>>45474446
I would fuck Sucy into a crater and put a ring on her
How the fuck was their so little porn of her

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>>45474823
too angelic

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>>45474790
That's boring.

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>>45474790
>regular size butt
>when she crushed in her chair last tea party with said "regular sized butt"

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>>45474745
more training is required before you can defeat smug levels of this magnitude.

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>>45474863
>>45474865
>>45474790
*regular for a hatter

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>>45474867
BLUE BOARD bro
and of all nudity to post a dick?
You blithering idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474867
I normally don't condone snitching, but you deserve it for spamming AI slop

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>>45474867
IS THAT A

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>what are you doing in my swamp?

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i am indeed a retard and was unaware entirely, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474875
so twice her waist width

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>>45474910
that's right anon, it's an elf

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>>45474867
why she has mushroom between her boobies

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The queen of hearts is perpetually seething because the matango who wandered into wonderland had a fatter ass than her and turning her into a hatter only exacerbated the problem. She created a species who's entire purpose is to mock her tiny ass, all while being, calm, distant and completely above her tantrums.
Hatter ass lives free in the seething lilims head.

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>>45474941
it's like uhhh alchemy and a scientific breakthrough

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>>45474942
i believe she loves ass, thats why she gave her a massive ass, hell I've seen the looks she gives her court hatter, whose ass will always draw your eyes and has the nick name of aunt fanny
y I know this I cant stop looking at that fanny either

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>>45474942
I don't think she'd have made Wonderworm if she was the envious type.

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Massive. Wan. Mammaries.

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rubrub the jubjub

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>>45475006
k and? hatter ass is better

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>>45475006
I prefer my Wans with an athletic build, thanks.

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>>45475022
>athletic
ew
marry an amazon for that, hellwans are big, soft, and strong

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Remember to sandblast your wurm at least once a month to keep her scales in prime condition.

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>>45475061
>needing a sandblaster
all i do is get some water and some wurm grade soap and give her a good rinse then follow with hand polishing her scales, horns and sharpening her claws to a razors edge, she loves it

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wurm herding and milking is a very good job

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>>45475106
Rawhide!

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wurm and hatter have a conversation about teacups and porcelain (yummy!)

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Weekly reminder to BREED your monster! future generations are important!

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>>45475106
Wurm herding does have its tough days though
>One Wurm decides to form an underground society
>Half the herd follow her
>Have to spelunk over 500 feet deep to get them back

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>>45475149
Love the pink haired shortstack

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Bathe in the pools of the abyss to reach your true potential and rape all monsters before you!

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Hellhounds are not good girls don't even think about calling them that. You'll end up rewarding their bad behavior.

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please do not reduce a monster to her monsterous bits.
behind the hound there is a woman who rapes.
behind the snek there is a woman who rapes.
behind the tacokot there is a woman who rapes.

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>>45475150
>future generations are important!
For SEX

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Believe it or not hellhounds are one of the easiest monsters to beat.
They're also one of the most submissive monsters

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Wrote a story for the hydra guy. It's about a lich who makes a chimera for the human she adopted.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52171738

I'm probably going to do a Christmas special next.

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>>45475229
Hellhound hands typed this post.

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>>45475162
i bet you say that to every pink haired shortstack

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>>45475253
You got me. I'm a slut for shortstacks in general.

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AHEM

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>>45475214
Depends on how you define bad behavior.

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>>45475264

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Creepy angels.

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>>45475264
Standing cunnilingus>standing blowjob

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>>45475159
you have to make sure you stay near the wurms and make them close to you

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>>45475266
That right there is bad behavior. That hound is getting the rolled-up newspaper

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>>45475006
I want oppai hellhound to suffocate me with her gigantic boobs.

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>>45475297
You would let the eels go hungry? You are the true monster.

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>>45475284
>>>/vg/
Go away. You ruined this board enough as it is. Nobody needs you retards to move your scat spamming here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475290
Forming close bond with all the wurms is going to take a lot of time, or a lot of sex.

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>>45475236
Nice, look forward to reading it later!

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Need me some fat turtle ass

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>>45475284
Angelic angels

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I want to be captured by a pack of Wans! Tomboy Werewolf! Ojou-sama Hellhound! Deredere Kobold! Himedere Kikimora! Nerdy Anubis! Yamato Nadeshiko Multi-TailedWerewolfNoShe'sDefinitelyNotAnInari! Dorky TotallyNotALilimUsingTransformationMagic! Bakadere That'sTotallyJustAWurmWearingHalloweenExpressWolfEars! Giving out head pats! Calling them good girls! Getting Wan Piled!

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If the list of monster girl you'd lose to is longer than the list of ones you'd resist, then you're a certified slut for monsters.

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>>45475341
I'm a confirmed monster slut. I'd happily spend eternity servicing all of my girls day and night.

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>>45475354
Just don't be angry when you are treated with the level of loyalty you show.

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>>45475312
thats why usually you grow up around the wurms you will soon herd
also makes the wurms way more friendly

[Anonymous No.]

Take my paw if you want to live.

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>>45475236
Can the Christmas Special have Steve Urkel in it?

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>>45475341
That is a strange thing to say, considering the mgs you would lose to and the mgs you would resist are not mutually exclusive groups.

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>>45475388
how do we convince other mamal mamonos to sell milk

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45475388
>supposed sheep with titws that big telling me that she doesn't make milk
the numbers ain't adding up

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>>45475409
Why would you? Just wife up the mammalmonos you want to drink milk from, and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475412
Fuck off

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>>45475236
thanks Magus!

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>>45475505
Why can't they act normal

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>>45475525
That is normal for an elf

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>>45475525
Grace and unnatural beauty beyond mortal woman.
Hate the game, not the player.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475418
I want to make a profit

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>>45475540
I can hate two things at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475505
I want to pin her down to snuggle and tell her how much I treasure her

[Anonymous No.]

would u date a monster girl built like a trex
skinny upper body, thicker and meatier lower half

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>>45475555
Holstaurs produce huge excess of milk by nature. Most if not all other monstergirls only produce milk once pregnant or with some kind of magic. If a husband wants exotic milk, he will get it from his wife. And then use holstaur milk for daily use in food. Sorry anon.

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>>45475525
elves gonna elf

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Dry the cat, squish the cat in a big towel, pamper the cat

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Reminder.

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>>45475006
I want my face to be drenched in hellhound tit sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475641
Cuck horse worst monster
Literally human woman tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475668
I see two horns but I just imagine two penises.

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>get captured by Lilim
>I can work with this
>she portals us into her bedroom before rushing to clean things up
>she has a daki of me on her bed
>oh, that's...interesting
>look at her bookshelf
>lots of books written by a Julieta Bicornia
>pull one out
>"How To Pick The Right Sister Wives In Five Easy Steps"
>grab another
>"Nine Thousand And One Positions For Sister Wives To Share"
>grab another
>"The Head Wife's Handbook"
>fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster is the best at protecting shotas from other monsters?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45475505
Aren't pauldrons a sign of great evil?

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>>45475675
ayoooo anon is stuck with the cucklim, kek

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>>45475694
Elves are the root of all evil. They just refuse to tell you about how their actions centuries ago caused it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475701
Elves are perfectly fine, it's the human that are wrong

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>>45475675
The things I would do to a lim harem...

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>>45475726
I can appreciate some nice saggers.

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>>45475726
Why are you dressed for mourning?
What happened to your last husband?

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>>45475697
>unironically using kek
go back to twitter anon.

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>>45475726
That point isn't convincing when she's dressed like that with her saggers out. I bet she's responsible for the local human nations being at war all the time and helped install a demon lord or two in the past

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>>45475728
They give them out for free on the tours of Royal Makai

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>>45475236
Very cute. Your dialogue is top-notch, as always, Magus.

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>>45475788
Give me the one that went native in the kot kingdom.

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>>45475788
No wonder, given that they sell fucking tickets to the birth show.

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>>45475779
Good thing I rather flirt with this mysterious dark elf advisor than wage war

[Anonymous No.]

No posts from the fr*g vermin since he got btfo with his shitty story. I won and with a little bit of luck he killed himself.

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>>45475853
Did you miss him posting the crying Cheshire earlier in the thread like usual?

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>>45475853
Based, that's explain why the thread is so good recently. Thanks for the good work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475864
Shut up, I'm trying something new

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>>45475864
Why are you engaging with someone trying to use the thread as his blog

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>>45475881
>Trying to get rid of the vermin is bad
You should help me instead of bitching for nothing.

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>45474245
Don't care, hope you get stabbed to death tomorrow.

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>kiki found the onahole drawer

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>>45475925
at least she didn't find the piss jars

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>>45475853
Finally some good news if real.

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is it possible to get a kiki who is very small and a kiki who is very big in a package deal?
...you know, so they can dust all those hard to reach areas...

[Anonymous No.]

Jannies are defending our local pest now?

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>>45475332
Anons aren't brave enough to take the Dosukoipill to woo a Kappa.

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>>45475948
>jannies reporting random schizo shit
Based?

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>>45475925

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>>45475962
Why are you reporting me when I'm doing you a favor by trying to get rid of the subhumans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475973
I didn't do shit. I just see you going nuclear at some presumably french fag I haven't noticed in the slightest.

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>>45475973
Hey, I identify as a sub human! Please place me under a mofu spooder kthxbye.

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>new janny instantly removes local raging autist but does nothing about mick's schizo bullshit every day
Useless piece of shit, but you get what you pay for.

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>>45475726
She looks like she fucks black men

[Anonymous No.]

BAIT

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>>45475788
I'd like to place an order please. First I need to know, is there a limit on order size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475788
LIMS ARE GOOD GIRLS WHO DESERVE LOVING HUSBANDS

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>>45475976
Please report the french faggot, it's like Mick but worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475996
Actually they're cheating sluts that get gangbanged by homeless dudes if Mari is anything to go off of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476013
Is she even canon?

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>>45475981
Sorry, but we're all out of mofu spooders. You'll have to settle for a mofu snek.

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically want to get art of Liliana.

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>>45476011
>Mick but worse
I know who Mick is and what he's doing, but I have no clue what this french phantom you're cooming about is doing harm.

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>>45476015
She's nebulously canon and a product of a time where people didn't have such a massive tree branch shoved up their asses about everything.

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>>45476023
He is french, you don't need more to know why we don't want that here.

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>>45475996
Miss Lim is vibing to that beat. They're not personally the kind of girl I'm into, but they're good girls who deserve love, even if most of them ended up REALLY weird.

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I resist the fox.

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>>45476011
>Mick but worse
You're fucking retarded if you think some faggot sperging about femdom is any worse than the furfaggot who spent almost an entire year here shitting his pants and spamming furries/gacha with his buddies daily while mods actively do nothing about him.

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>>45476023
He shitposts regularly, derails the thread, he's french, tries to write a shitty Warhammer mge story, ESL and more

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that frog girl throat rape is the best cure for francophobia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476052
A surrender monkey will always be inferior to Mick

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Y'all need some angelic music to calm you down.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, it is super cool that we keep talking about Le Frog--he must truly be the sexiest mamono. Please keep doing this, gentlemen, as it is a smart, winning tactic to keep this thread AWESOME.

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Hungry

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>>45476045
Did they? I'm not aware of any drama with Mari. Last I remember Maritan and KC were friends or something.
Illassa, Victoria and Selene are all pretty run of the mill and normal.
Victoria was actually the first thing I ever commissioned. A very long time ago on Los' behalf.

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>>45476082
The fr*g killing himself would be awesome

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Sometimes, in my weakest moments I imagine I have my cait sith waifu and I have her in my lap and I hold her really close and all her soft fur presses against me as she purrs.

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>>45476082
Right? The idiots would rather burn the threads to the ground and drive everyone else away if it only meant that they got the last word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476115
Welcome to /mgt/ post Wightfag drama, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

Consider: The Cumslime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476066
>>45476079
Fuck off Mick I know that's you. Take your other scat loving gachafaggots back to /vg/ instead of ruining the website more than you already have.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not resist the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded
The fr*g killed the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm going to tear your head off and eat your whole body after we fuck, anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476052
Wait so the French guy is anti-femdom?
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476083
Imagine losing your virginity to your succubus teacher because you offered to get her lunch and she proceeded to shove you into her office and suck you off until you couldn't run anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476197
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476011
Pierre’s depressed, not a spitebag. Get a non-spam hobby already, man. Post your fucking game (or whatever) instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476239
You're the reason why this thread is spiralling into hell. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476021
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476255
Sure, Mick.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire Lims. I would like three Lims. A haughty Ojou-sama, a gentle Onee-sama and a genki Tomboy. I will be a loving husband to them and give them head pats, call them good girls, kiss them on the cheeks and we'll cuddle every single night. I'll even hold their hands in public!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476255
I don’t recall spamming siths and getting in some Discord fight with KC, but whatever. Literally do anything besides histrionic drama. Consider RNGing a better option beyond pettiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476100
That might be my personal head canon leaking through. I tend to view them as being such pure vanilla characters that their big fetishes are things like holding hands and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476233
What are the chances that you even get a teacher who isn't already married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476194
>she’s going to “tear my head off” and “eat” my whole body after we fuck
h-hot…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476308
I think they'd blush and be happy like any man/woman. Just imagining fierce/powerful girls smile and relax is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476316
Married teachers would be permapregnant and on maternity leave, so 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476316
Pretty high. Why do you think so many cougar age monstergirls go into the profession? Fetish for easy to fluster younger men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476264
Feels weird I guess. They're all mega OCs that people built over years and everyone knows. I kind of like the idea of the lim-bin staying pure for all of those guys who made them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476330
NTA but I feel the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476237
Seething femdomcuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476331
Ah, yes, the English Teacher Fertility Buff.

[Anonymous No.]

>45476107
Get a cat, iff you can avoid getting weird about it. Don’t get any weirder, ain’t like you can afford to.

[Anonymous No.]

Vaca

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>humans:
>noooo please don’t milk my dick with your tail pussy AIEEEE
>also humans:
>I’m cumming! I’m cumming so hard it’s like I’m a dairy cow FUWAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474272
i think at some point i used to suffer delusions about how honorable and self-fulfilling it was to work hard and pave your own way in the world or whatever but these days I just really want a sugar mama to pamper me and make me stop working

[Anonymous No.]

oh you like me do you? Well, if you like me so much maybe you should marry me!
Ha, get fucked succ.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going on an adventure with miss valkyrie, however, everytime she upgrades her armor it keeps covering less and less of her body. How do I tell her she might be getting scammed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476433
I'd just like a partner to share the burdens of life with. Someone to lean against. Some who feels just as safe and warm in my arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476439
I'm sure she's just going for a dodge build. No point in heavy armor if you never get hit.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Yeti has been hugging me for hours from behind but I haven't hugged back, so we're not married. I only marry her if I hug back, that's the Yeti law. Need to find some way to get her off of me, I am not getting claimed by a damn Yeti, she's way too cheery for my tastes!

[Anonymous No.]

KC’s option for ‘drowning in white moonlight’ is pretty bad. Don’t know why he added permanent power failure and made her a loli. That’s two negatives to me, but it’s slapping bad + good for him.

[Anonymous No.]

I figued out what hte point of the horns are.
You put a string inbetween them and dry your socks off the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476294
>Getting into a Discord fight with KC
That was more him getting into a fight with the Baphofags who don't even post or come onto this site.

Either way the best way to move on from the retarded drama is to ignore it and not give the poor Irish furry any potatoes to contemplate making into whiskey or dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

mgs that have the same energy as the song call on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476456
She's playing the long-game, anon. You don't have a chance.
I think you'll find she's more than capable of making you smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476460
Doppel from monster musume is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476367
As we see, this snake is moving in for seduction.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If I don’t impregnate a monster girl by this summer I’m going to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476478
I honestly don’t keep up with that sort of thing. It’s inevitably about petty drama, far too low-hanging a fruit for my tastes. May as well be in the ground. Said he should do something else, (besides electronigga), which is as good as it gets on 4chan. So moving on, back to monstergirls it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476492
Can’t disagree on that point.
>>45476532
Settle for an ugly chick with a nice personality.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think about bogie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476492
Isn't she implied to be Nyarlathotep, or at least poses as him to fuck with people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475925
young mastah needs meido correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476233
>see succ teacher looks down because tfw no husbando
>offer her half of your sandwich to cheer her up
>Succbrain.exe activates
>food = lunch = date = sex = marriage = babies

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry kiki. Gentlemen have valets, not maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476580
I see why anons like them, but I don't care for them. Neither the profile or aesthetic really calls to me other than their desire to help people be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476603
Cut to an after-school "tutoring" session.
All night long.
At her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476594
>kiki is wearing brass knuckes that say KIKI on them
I love LN's attention to detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476566
Ugly women don’t have “good personalities” because they’re resentful annd spiteful over being ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the minimum acceptable development level for monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476621
>I love LN's attention to detail
He's a treasure. Quick! Let's come up with greentext ideas so we can attract the eyes of his artfairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476630
They have to meet legal age limits as far as I'm concerned. OUR limits. I'm fine banging a Baphomet but only if she's 18 or older.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476616
>after-school "tutoring" session.
>at her house
I bet she used a line like that too the dork. And it probably worked. I doubt it’s hard for a horny 11/10 woman to get into a teenage boy’s pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476644
Agreed. And not loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>im dying here, please ms haku, i don't ewannna write no more damn papers, I wanna relax,
>please let em go please let me go
>I just wanna have fun please
>I don't wanna write no more
>There isn't a haku right behind me, forcing me to write history papers
>She isn't taking my hands and forcing me to write
>it hasn't been 3 days since I've seen the sun or felt it on my skin......

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476635
>action movie star, Godzilla, goes the route of appearing in family friendly comedies also featuring her co-star, anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476635
> lich resurrects a dead guy
>he sees her wearing a cloak and nothing else
>takes his shirt off and gives it to her
bonus points if it's loli x shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476679
suprised she lets him have a phone,
how does he pay for it ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476635
don't beg artists for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476654
It'd probably turn her on more if you tried to escape her house only to get raped into becoming hers.
Especially if you keep visiting to keep getting better grades for plowing her.

[Anonymous No.]

kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476695
I hardly think making content for everyone, including him, to enjoy counts as "begging". God forbid we get some content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476695
what are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476630
Kardashev 0…2 is an acceptable range. K-2, including civilizational collapse onto a lower level within a Dyson-like, is particularly interesting.

Literal adults, if you were meaning something else. T & A is required.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476622
If you say so, Jimbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476712
Kiki do you love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476744
smol birbs

[Anonymous No.]

We all know that hags are monster in their best form, the rest can't compete

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't very festive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476749
yus

[Anonymous No.]

>Gremlins accidentally a Mamono Mana bomb inside of a human city
>now there are thousands of young orphan girls who suddenly become monster girls overnight

How long until they're mass adopted by the monster girls in the surrounding areas. I kind of want to write a story about something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476762
Let the Feast of Alvis begin!

[Anonymous No.]

i like my monsters looking kinda funny but still cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476779
I'd happily read it if it stayed wholesome. I live for cute family stuff.
Literally. I think it might be the only thing keeping me alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476798
When will black harpy realize it's only a faze and that she should just settle down and be a good girl?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna take candy from a Malef!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476779
The challenges of adapting to their new forms and perspectives. Good idea, but requires some deep thinking. Use a broad model, say Piaget or Wilson/Leary, then fill in the slots for a couple of entries. Ah, so that’s what y’all meant by development. Thought you meant civilization.

[Anonymous No.]

Pet kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475400
It cannot

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever find yourself cornered by a horny fox, just chant "rapist no raping" three times fast and they'll back off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476877
Big titty cats like this are for shota cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476886
Or yell “That’s my purse!” then kick her in the groin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476886
Those seem a bit oversized...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476886
Reminder that the "foxes love tofu" meme is propagated by foxes and their husbands to throw off the sent of who has been raiding their neighbors chicken coups

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be generic lim princess A's royal guard
>She has a very simple yet cute face and has the body that is the ver definition o sexiness
>is airheaded and clusmy

[Anonymous No.]

New daughter picture! Does your wife or daughter play sports?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476977
one plays clownball

[Anonymous No.]

The army my king has put me in command of is not strong enough to drive back the Salamander and Lizard invaders and save our human kingdom... but it's okay! I, being the genius I am, have devised a new way to drive off the lizardman horde. We've employed chemical and gas weapons made by the king's alchemists. They hate the lemongrass and clove oil compounds so much they drop their weapons and run away with crying, teary eyed faces instantly, because it's naturally offensive to their reptilian senses, it even makes Lamia puke in disgust and faint. We've even taken a number of them prisoner. Hahaha! Stupid monsters, you may outmatch us in brute strength but you will never overcome human ingenuity! We don't even need gasmasks, we find these scents tolerable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476802
Social worker Anon who is protective of the little girls he's finding homes for because humans are fucking monsters and he's careful with putting trust in anyone now. He struggles to help the girls acclimate while reviewing potential momsters and being oblivious to the potential momsters trying to seduce the perfect dad candidate.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna do it. Alright thread, give me ideas for the momster candidates and the girls. There will be NO dicking of daughterus. I need four momster candidates and seven little girls for Mr. Social Worker to find homes for. I'd like some variety.

[Anonymous No.]

i will just go to and take generic troll hag c that I found near the toad road

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477033
wurm
jubjub
hatter
wererabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477027
Well, what will you do when the Lizards realize THEY can just use gasmasks?

[Anonymous No.]

Has the thread upgraded its hatred of daughteru dicking since I was last here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476882
lol, I honestly didn't expect a response. Ganbare, Magus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477049
Oh, well uh... uhhh... We'll just uh... I-I mean it's not like Lizards are smart enough to realize they could use gasmask anyway. They're dumb brutes and they have smallminded senses of honor that prevent them from thinking smarter instead of working harder. It's not a worry anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45476977
>Does your wife or daughter play sports?
She's a dainty noble undead girl, the only sport I can imagine her doing is some kind of fencing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477033
I’d suggest that you roll for it, then throw out any that give you trouble after 5 minutes of thought. Might as well narrow it down to 4 pairs of the same species too.

Picrel is a succubus btw. From a potentially useful reference animu, Demi-chan Wa Kataritai. Good luck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477033
Bogey (stuffed)
Wurm
Succ
Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477033
Pic rel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477033
smol Ushi daughteru
>She so smol, and so adorable.
>Needs a momster who knows that once she hits puberty she will need guidance. A lot of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477086
>roll for it
Good idea. I also decided to drop things down to five girls and three momster candidates.

Momster candidates
>Lilim
>Vampire
>Apophis

Daughterus
>Ushi Oni
>Genie
>Phantom
>Ratatoskr
>Ochimusha

>>45477118
Ironic

[Anonymous No.]

foraging for truffles and stuff with p'orc warband and h'orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475932
Piss bottles don't bother a kiki.
Poop socks may.
Onaholes break her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477163
I'm actually going one to one. Ochimusha is getting moved up to a momster candidate. Sitting here thinking about pairings had me realize she fits best as a momster with one of the daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477180
wtf kind of kiki isn't bothered by a piss bottle? Bro, you gotta huff less copium. She's a maid from a race of maids. No fucking way she's gonna put up with a jar full of piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477210
Better a jar than into her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477210
Piss doesn't bother canines. If anything, she'll want to instinctively piss over it. Besides, it'd reinforce her notion that "master needs correction." Same likely applies to the poop socks. It's all job security for her. Makes her feel needed.

Onaholes though, that's what upsets her. Why would you dump your seed into silicon when she's there to fulfill your needs? These make her feel inadequate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477231
Hot.
Bad maid though. Bad dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474198
O-older women can't go around looking like that... It's indecent...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477352
Why? Afraid you'll get a boner in public?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477379
>vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477382
user who can recognize any vtuber on sight is jacking in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477352
The little girls already do the same thing, so there's no choice for the older monsters but to compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477389
>recognizing something that floods tags for a type of monster girl
wow that's really hard anon, if you have the brain the size of a peanut. Fuck off back to /vt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477352
You gonna say that when she's pinning you against the wall and making out with you?

[Anonymous No.]

I still miss him, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477415
i didn't recognize it. maybe you should go outside more? or jerk off to vtubers less?

[Breathfag No.]

>>45477424
Don't worry, Anon. I am always with you in your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477428
>i didn't recognize it.
Sure, vtumorfag. Fuck off now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477432
I wanna believe!

[Anonymous No.]

Mentally ill samefag hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477437
What if the vtuber gives you a little present? Then can she stay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477487
Fuck off furfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477493
Hello! What's up with you? You got a chill week ahead of you as we get closer to the holidays?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the official thread topic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477513
Cumming inside your momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477513
Cute spooders and where to hug them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477537
I turned arachnophobia mode on in the settings so there are no spiders allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477513
Delicious Demon Pizzas. Buy a large for 20$ and get a free two liter of soda!* Must agree to terms presented in app. One offer per single male customer only.

[Anonymous No.]

The bigger the horns, the more trustworthy she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477513
Would you let a demon use her tail to milk your prostate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477612
i remember that one manga where that succ trailed to jerk a guy off with her tail but she ends up getting a cramp easily.

[Anonymous No.]

You can always trust the Penguin girls in the arctic, they're much more trustworthy than the Polar bears and arctic foxes and seals and killer whales will ever be. They will keep you warm and sane. You should go hug the Penguins. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>be in a cemetary putting flowers on a relative's grave
>he was a friend of the elves and they allowed him to be burried in their cemetary
>feeling nice and walking home when you see a beautiful elven girl with fair skin contrasted by ebony hair and blue eyes
>she seems sad, her eyes open a bit wider when she sees you
>probably shouldn't approach but she seems like she could use a friend
>talk and console her
>she talks about how lonely she is and how she just wants someone in her life to love
>hold her hand and tell her you understand
>shes a little cold but it is a bit chilly out and she's not wearing much
>tell her any guy would be lucky to have her
>she asks if you would be interested in her
>admit you would
>she cries tears of joy says to wait there
>she comes back in a wedding dress and an axe
>"forever and ever!"
Banshees am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477644
>Penguin girls in the arctic
I ask her why she is on the wrong end of the planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477658
Fuck, he knows. Shut it down before he tells others of our plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477644
>Penguin girl waddling toward you with a seductive expression
>Her boobs keep jiggling

[Anonymous No.]

Pinned standing against a wall screaming, "I DON'T WANNA FUCK KID BODIES," while a Baphomet gleefully leg locks me and bounces away while stroking my face and calling me her handsome Onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477649
>doesn't want to be a powerful undead lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477674
Another Sabbath Victloli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477669
>KOWALSKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477658
Penguingirl got lost because she has no eyes.
>but she knows a lot of Love craft

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477680
She's going to be surprised when I kissfeed her an Irreversible Metamorphosis Potion and finds herself six feet tall, wide hips, thick thighs and hefty breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477695
You fool! You partook of some of that same potion! Now you dang twelve foot tall giant!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the proper way to talk to tall monsters? I want to avoid this situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477716
That is the proper way to talk to tall monsters

[Anonymous No.]

really tropical, tiki nation with women with milk that tastes like either coconut milk, or tropical fruit juice

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no Southern belle zombie GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477716
I carry a stepladder around for just such an occasion. I call them womanlet dorks from the top step. Just be sure to wear your OSHA mandated fall-arrest harness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477716
>Be 5'10"
>Not short by anymeans but to a 8' tall wan you are still a manlet in need of protection
>Get all flustered as she picks you up and takes you where ever she wants to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477644
>hug penguin
>she starts vibrating

[Anonymous No.]

Cow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477802
I'll take both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477802
>>45477812
Delicious beef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477812
>both
>need to pass holst's bake sale and mino's weight challenge
Can you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477786
You have to assert yourself or they'll just take whatever you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477816
please dont :( (unless theyre ok with it and its legal)

[Anonymous No.]

What is the name of this anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477836
Sometimes she lets me win at wrestling, even a strong monster likes to get mating pressed sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Going to wise and sagacious Miss Hakutaku and asking her for her great and plentiful guru knowledge!
She is eager to share her wisdom and asks what monster it is I want to know how to court!
I tell her I want to know how to court Hakutakus!
I keep asking her questions about how to make Hakutakus absolutely all for me!
I keep asking her their weakness!
I keep talking about the things that make them all bothered with her!
She's a hot and panting mess by the end of it!
Then I thank her and just leave!
She's really mad I just came to mess with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477835
Pass holst's baking sale by baking your seed in her womb.
Pass mino's weight challenge my throwing all your weight on her while you breed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477933
>my throwing all your weight on her
lardform or lanklet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477928
i feel like youre drunkenly yelling this plan at me in a quiet place

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477946
Missionary position. Your actual weight doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477928
Anon, miss Haku's going to come after you now...
She's going to seek revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is this your squirrel?

[Anonymous No.]

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, ORDER PALADIN, THE GREAT HELMED MASTER OF LIGHTNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE CRUSADE
BUT A FOOLISH LILIM NAMED DRUELLA STINKING OF VIRGINITY STEPPED FORTH TO RAPE ME
>schlick *smother smother* MMPH!
BEFORE MY DICK WAS INSERTED, THE CHIEF GODDESS TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HER TO THE FUTURE WHERE MY FAITH IS LAW!
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS HER VIRGINITY

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry I wasn't a better friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477974
No, that's your squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477974
No, my squirrel looks like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477975
Gotta get plapped, gotta get plapped
Succubus Lilim
Waka-Wachow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What pulled all of you into this? For me it was a crippling fear of being tossed aside or cheated on, that and the hot ladies and bad end freeness of MGE. Seriously I love how even the "worst" ends like getting being enslaved is still gonna be a happy ending in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

Undead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478033
I wanna post on 4mon shit talking neet undead ladies

I totally don't want a neet vampire to dox and kidnap me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478033
zombie hours?
it's her time now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478033
Banshee all day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478032
Benevolent gods and leaders. Good ends for good people. The idea of achieving world peace.
But mostly because I'm afraid of people. Not being cheated on or any specific thing, just family and social trauma. Maybe in MGEland people would be kinder and more loving.

[Anonymous No.]

All of this undead posting, and they ignore the most superior undead. Tsk tsk

All humans are bloodbags and should be under the protection of vampires

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer sad edgy bird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478063
You posted the inferior undead though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478063
vampires are dorks
they should beg to suck my blood

[Anonymous No.]

Or happy wholesome bird?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, if you get an ache and chills, remember to visit nurse uni! She'll get you going right as rain!
Nurse Sea Bishop and Doctor Scylla work as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478070
>>45478078
I fucking hate birds. I want to rip her head wings off.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget that therapist yeti and flayer are just down the hall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478080
>visit nurse uni
>have to dodge other nurse that want to give you "extra care"
being sick in mgc sure is tough...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478070
Big bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478090
The rapist Yeti finally admitted she has a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy monsters are for teasing. Crack jokes about them being a dude, say you love them but with bro, at the end, so it sounds like you're saying it to a friend, and make sure to give them plenty of platonic physical contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478080
Good night friend rest well
>>45478077
Pfft nonsense, vampires are refined and noble creatures. Our betters in everyway! We should be honored to be their beloved bloodbags
>>45478072
All dhampirs should be corrupted, besides she's just rebelling because her mom said to stop only buying junk food

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478096
You can't have the big bird, she will cry on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478107
vampires are dorks
DORKS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478097
Look, if he didn't want to be married, he shouldn't have snuggled her back so provocatively. Hugs are free to all her clients, but you can't just blush and stammer all cutely when you do.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires should consider themselves lucky they're related to cool monsters like dhampirs who can help their dorky asses meet a man. AFter they learn not to treat men as servants of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478090
I wonder what therapy would be like in MGE, hopefully it would be more useful than irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478077
I'm reminded of that post of an anon stealing a zombie crewmate from a vampire pirate, and the zombie was so salted that he had to wash her properly before filling up her insides.
That was a nice post and would have made a great doujinshi but I don't remember how it ended.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch fluffy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478160

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477716
sweep leg and carry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478154
I don't know but I'll be first in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478134
Oh please, every dhampir is a dork who rebels against their loving mothers and the natural order. They will embrace their vampire side with just a little taste of blood, accept vampire supremacy!
>>45478126
Incorrect, you will receive bloodbag and possibly hypnosis correction. Surrender to the superior race!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478178
Me too anon, id genuinely beg a flayer to help me. Full on ugly crying and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478186
Good always triumphs over evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478193
Get help. Finally heal. Be the loving husbands we were meant to be.
It's a good dream. I hope we make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478159
I don't think that zombies are competent enough to man up a ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478204
Correct, that's why our dark overlords will win! Don't worry she'll be gentle while... acclimating you to your true role in nature. You're gonna get to be the bloodbag of a dhampir and vampire, what a lucky guy

[Anonymous No.]

What if I choose not to side with either Vampire or Dhampir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478285
Miss Lycan notices and her tail starts wagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474284
Venaura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474012
Here is your cursed armor, you perverts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478308
ms. wan would never take advantage of me if i was drunk
right?

[Anonymous No.]

>hit the climax of my story
>actual legitimate mutual climax occurs
>get incredibly turned on
>decide to stop writing and deal with the distraction
>now I've entirely lost my entire plot for post-consummation which is vital for the other stories I have planned

It's like I shot my brain out of my dick. Where did my ideas go?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478415
You're not writing you're just talking about writing for attention this isn't your blog AAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about shoggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478442
You're gonna feel real stupid once I finish and post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478449
THE STAINS AREN'T PERMANENT

[Anonymous No.]

Stop overspending on a kiki or shog. Nonlicensed maids are just as skilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478471
I too like to see what I get from the bargain bin at Maid Mart

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478471
I thought Kikis and Shogs do it for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478490
That's a lie to perpetuate their monopoly on masters

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

As a talented human chef, I for one actually appreciate Miss Wock since she loves my food so much she's always coming back to my small rural eatery to eat every single day. She even tells me I'm the best chef she's ever known and that she's my biggest fan. It's all very endearing.
I just think it's kind of weird she insists upon following me home and into my house too. I think she takes her adoration kind of far when she she even goes as far as to slip into bed with me in nothing but her underwear at night since she won't leave and go back to her own home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477837
I will eat (out) the cows and they will like it so much they'll spray milk all over the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478490
yeah but kikis have all that paperwork and shogs have huge shipping and handling fees unless you can find a local shog breeder
not to mention the legal nightmares of internationally shipping shog

[Anonymous No.]

Can I sign a demon contract in blood? I don't have a pen on me and I can nip my finger and write with the blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478525
Anon you idiot, miss wock is planning to eat you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478545
No... no, she wouldn't do something so malicious to me! Would she?! What should I do? Should I call the cops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478541
They don't do that anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478154
What's wrong with IRL therapy? Have you tried getting a second opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

Always be honest to a Griella Medical Sabbath when you did or did not take your medicine

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl is the fourth best one to cure depression?
I already know the top three, just wanna know the budget options that are still ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478621
Kobold. She just wants to make you happy, even if it means just spending Sunday night on the couch with her head in your lap letting you rub her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478619
I dont have any meds prescribed to me, and if i did i dont have time to go to the medicine shop and i dont know where it is and you will never make me take any pill, i will be myself even if it kills me

[Anonymous No.]

Braless demon sweaterpuppies, nothing underneath, just a large demon smushing them into you as she leans over offering a contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478619
I just take vitamins because there's no sunlight this time of year

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478621
For you fr*g, a bullet to the head

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna walk into the Royal Makai and slap Druella's useless tits with a slice of deli ham right in front of her mom and dad! They'll have no idea how to respond! I'll rob the Royal Vaults while they're sitting in stunned silence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478717
I'm not french. Please stop shitting up the thread, or fix your detectors before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>visit wight-sama house
>she has homm3 necropolis theme playing on repeat in her house

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478941
>visit the Lich Labs (aka your wife's hideout)
>the Naxxramas soundtrack is playing on the speakers
what a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478941
>Wight has skeleton transformer in her basement where she throws h*man w*men inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478790
>Anon steals from the Royal Vaults using the most outrageous tactic
>Is now a wanted criminal throughout every demon realm and monster-friendly countries
>Capture reward is insanely high, even higher than the stolen goods' value
>Wanted poster mentions an important book which is not to be opened
>Turns out that book is Druella's childhood pictures album

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477163
Cool, have fun.
>>45477975
She’ll win in the end. The pure unrelenting cringe that is her sexual behavior sends all the knights fleeing.

>Druella ‘Uuuuuuoh Harder Daddy’ Lilim unexpectedly laughs as the Order knight keeps mysteriously avoiding her blade. The knight reappears behind her. He pauses, uncertainty on whether to attack on his face. She should be worn down, minor cuts and bruises cover her barely clad flesh. His gut tenses uncomfortably as he recalls that each blow he landed drew clear signs of orgasm from this rebel. Her sexual fluids sprawl across their battlefield, covering the landscape in her lust. He glances at his hands. The strength of his enchanted mailed gauntlets is strong enough to shatter stone and sunder metal. Yet she moans, squeals, and grunts with every blow she takes. It must be some heathen act of trickery, he reassures himself. The cackling is a sign that she will break soon, it must be!

>”I figured out your spell~” says the Lilim, not turning to meet him. Instead she sheaths her dreaded lustblade, and begins fondling her buttocks. “The Ankatia Stone must be what’s letting you shrink and grow in the space of an instant. Those metal gloves of yours are nice too, I can really feel it when hit. Oooh so harrrrd~“ she says, mashing her buttcheeks fiercely.

>She spreads her buttocks, exposing her visibly pulsing anus. She sinks a finger within to the root, giving a contented moan. She pulls back her hand before unceremoniously jamming the entire thing in to wrist depth. The knight feels his stomach churn, as she pushes her hand about with abandon. Thick strands of goo fall continuously from her exposed and twitching vagina, long transparent strings stretching to the ground.

>”You could do all kinds of things with those. Mmmh. Climb inside where I’m vulnerable and hit me soooo hard in my weak points~” says the moaning Lilim, her wildly thrusting hand sunken past the wrist. She thrusts her other hand wrist deep into her vagina, working just as viciously. The hand behind her is drawn out with plop, exposing her still throbbing and now gaping anus.

>”Uuuuuoh, I’m exposed. If you climb in now and hit me haaaaard, I’ll be defeated and have to call you Daddy! And reeeaaalllly NEEEED a Daddy~“ she says, as her head turns 180 degrees, owl-like, to face the disturbed knight directly. Eyes closed, her face is held in a state of horrifyingly sincere rapture. Some part of him dies inside as her O-face is seared into his memory.

>Moments pass as Druella waits expectantly. She chews her lip, wondering if she should keep fisting her ass. The marvel of mamano mana means that she can already begin to feel it tightening up again. Have to make sure Daddy can get inside~, she thinks to herself excitedly. She doesn’t like feeling empty either, maybe tailing her butthole will get him in the mood to beat the shit out of her insides? She fists a stream of orgasms out of her pussy in the minute of pondering, before opening her eyes. Only to see the knight running full speed, away from her, in the other direction. He’s at least a mile off too. She curses internally, before deciding to actually yell. She was so close to finally doing the sex!

>”I’ll do anything with Daddy! Everything with Daddy! I’ll make Daddy do everything with me! All of the sex-having! Somebody pleeeaaaasssseee be my Daddy! I’LL MAKE YOU MY DADDY, ORDER PALADIN!!!!!” screams Druella Lilim, loudly to the sky, while adding both her other fist and tail into her frustrated masturbation.

>Meanwhile Order Paladin draws back from his crystal ball. The screaming Lilim is displayed within its depths. Though deep in his sanctum, he gives a full body shudder of fear. He decides to go in the corner and cry a bit before sending more knights to stop the Lilim.

Niggas wondered why I don’t write sex scenes. Now y’all know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478999
They did want to lose weight, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>YWN die of blood loss after fighting a malef who got too far
>She will never carry your corps to the nearest necromancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479146
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479177
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna visit Wonderland and act like the most obnoxious tourists.
Thankfully the chesh tour guide will prevent other monsters from raping me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45477835
Remember holsts can get as crazy as hebis if you ignore them enough, so be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479177
Imagine not wanting to die in your loved's hands after she mess up. Couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479183
Not him, but blood loss isn't fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! What kind of tongue does your waifu have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479348

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479332
And yet the thread loves vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479348
I don't know anything about dragon tongues actually. Mushu said they don't flick theirs, so I assume dragons don't smell with their tongues?

[Anonymous No.]

Abyssal Yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

The more I think about shortstacks, the more angry they make me feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479471
>Anon is built to rape shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479468
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479468

[Anonymous No.]

Abyssal's theme
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9KMYttc_CDQ&si=DQfcCc46_lLoTjgx

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479468
>colossal sea monster emerges from the depths to swallow your boat but it's okay because the monster's tongue is a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

do elf ears flutter when they're happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479557
>collosal sea monster isn't also a girl dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479557
>>45479582
Leviathan? Where (You) become the giant worm or I guess serpent in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479576
Not if they're an earlet like that

[Anonymous No.]

Abyssal cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479576
Yes, see?

[Anonymous No.]

I am the great Ithaqua fear me!

[Anonymous No.]

i curse your wife with wisdom teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479671
Can I clear this hunt with an un-upgraded P'Orc hammer and basic leather armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479712
maybe you should just stick with the piggies anon

[Anonymous No.]

you have to stay strong anon and resist the Kiki kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479769
What's the worst that could happen? Ending up with a maid squadron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479798
she's just after your estate anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479813
sullying the royal, untainted blood line with some chamber maid kiki sounds positively devilish

[Anonymous No.]

Only shotafication would save me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479813
>>45479818
>Royalty Anon has to decide who inherits his estate
>He has nothing but kiki daughters
>They all refuse the throne and instead want to be servants
Whoever marries the oldest sister is gonna be in for a big surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479769
>multi minute maid make out

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a kot maid who's a complete layabout waste of space that only cleans when she gets dicked by master.

[Anonymous No.]

My friends and I have constant arguments on wether the kirin from monster hunter counts as a dragon or not.

[Anonymous No.]

It doesn't make sense for a Kiki or Shog to serve me when she's superior to me in every aspect. She deserves to be the master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479841
Don't make this complicated and enjoy the shog massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479841
>no, you're the master
>no, you're the mastah
>no, you're the master
>no, you're the mastah
repeat endlessly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479849
She's stronger and smarter, so she should be in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479841
two words, power bottom

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get the maid fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479915
Maledom shit made for /pol/tard

[Anonymous No.]

Femdom and maledom, living together in harmony like red and blue oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479880
>>45479841
The best compromise is to let her do everything, but give you full credit for her accomplishments.
You could be like the Mayor in Powerpuff Girls.

>>45479915
Maids as a whole aren't that popular outside Japan
I'd bet most American picture an overweight middle age woman when you mention a maid
Monster girl maids are what you make them to be though, maybe you just haven't thought about what species would make the best maid for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog would you please shut down the doooor

[Anonymous No.]

When you put your penis in Miss Shog you get eldritch knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479412
Blood loss usually refers to losing enough blood for it to be dangerous or even deadly
Vampire encounters, meanwhile, are like a blood donation. They take a bit, you're fine if a bit light headed, and they even give you those funny european waffles afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480040
You gotta watch out for inexperienced vampires though, they can be quite messy eaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479468
Shog traps me in the hyperbolic dimension and says the exit is at the center of a set of concentric horocycles. She's willing to let me hold her hand as I descend deeper and deeper and deeper to the point at infinity.
https://youtu.be/8GVXOwxjeZw?si=DtP4QG3NS_6fvdyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480070
That's nothing compared to a dhampir getting her first taste of blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480083
I thought hyperbolic dimensions were places you went to for intense training.

[Anonymous No.]

Dhampir is lawful good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480135
>Visit a haunted castle on top of a rocky cliff
>See dhampir dashing around and assaulting the residents
>Ask a kikizombie what's happening
>She mentions an argument about hiding cooked chicken in the walls
They're more like chaotic neutral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480135
>Lawful good? More life AWFUL GOOF, OHOHOHOHO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480135
>>45480211
>Good
Yeah probably. She fights despots and smelly vampires for a living, not to mention her work in opposing the tyrant of tyrants (her mom).

>Lawful
Maybe. She usually obeys human town's customs and laws, but also probably bends them to suit her needs. Also, she wouldn't obey an injust law, and would also disregard authority to terrorize her mother.

>>45480225
I can smell the formaldehyde and red wine from here, bloodsucker.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not drink unpasteurised holst milk its full of addictive stuff thst will turn you into milkslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480225
I wanna look at a Dhampir's family group chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480314
>Dhamps sister vampire posts a picture of her with cranberry juice dripping from mouth
>Dhamp: Fuck you
>Dhamp: That better not be actual blood
>Dhamp: of course not, like you’d ever get laid, smelly light fearing virgin
>Vamp: Your wedding invite is in the mail
>Dhamp: Fuck you and especially mom
>Dhamp:…
>Dhamp: should I wear a black, raven, ink or midnight cowl to the reception?

[Anonymous No.]

Ahem.

Hot topic Automaton.
That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480040
Is it painful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480379
If you're not a big guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480361
>Dhampire sends you an invite link to the group chat
>Begs you to act like you're her newlywed husband and a member of the church
>She wants to piss off her sisters and mother extra hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480394
Then I don't see why it's a problem if a malef do it by mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampires?
>Hah!
>Vampires really SUCK
>Get it?
>Cause like, they suck blood (eww), but also they suck in the sense that they are LAME!
post more dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480423
>That pic
Somebody should tell her that we can see her vagina bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480458
pure naked justice bones along with ample skin to strike fear into the hearts of those overly dressed neck biters

[Anonymous No.]

If vampire is a hag I go with her
If dhampir is haggier I go with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480471
What if you meet a centuries old petite vampire and her big meaty dhampir niece who's barely 20 but looks like she belong on the front cover of "Hag Montlhy"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480423
>Dhampir rehearsing infront of a mirror (that she can't see herself in)
>"At last, mother prepare to meet your maker"
>...
>"No no no that doesn't sound right. Hmm..."
>...
>"At last, foul maternal demon, anticipate your ultimate demise!"
>...
>"Where's a damn writefariy when you need one."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480499
Of course I go with the dhampir all lolihags needs to suffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480423
I want to help a dhampir reconnect with her mom and little sisters by tricking her into drinking my blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480423
I want to sniff her hat

[Anonymous No.]

dhampir would be a good mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480599
>Small dhampir daughter trying on her mother's hat and cape that is way too big for her

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't the succubus rape me?
She just keeps cuddling me and telling me I'm going to be okay and that she loves me.
I'm not even depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480467
>Try to gift a frilly dress to a dhampir
>She does a backflip and pulls out her rapier
>Her battle theme starts playing
>She goes on an intense speech where she accuses you of being one of her mom's underlings
>Swears on her life that she'll never ever cover up her tummy and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480630
Have you tried dressing more sluttily?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dhampir when I tell them I got bitten and the only cure is dhampir breast milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480630
She's waiting for you to make he first move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480599
>dhampir's daughter rebels against her by siding with her mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480658
No outfit gets a succubus hornier than a man wearing a loose pair of shorts (no underwear) and a shirt with a lewd word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480599
A group of elite vampire huters (dhampir daughters) and their fearless leader (mom) ready themselves to storm the castle of the undead abomination (grandma's house) to take the riches (snacks) from the demon's lair (auntie vamp's room) and rescue the kidnapped village elder(grampa) and take him to a safe place (the park) so they can assure his safety (have him push them on the swings).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480683
>Dhampir walks in on grandma giving her daughter a lesson in how to ohohohoho
>As revenge, she teaches her nephew how to do a cool backflip

[Anonymous No.]

Every mamono can become a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480726
Even Unicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480752
Vampire unicorn that can't bite anyone because horn gets in the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480726
I don't want to experience how haughty a dragon vampire would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480716
Fuck, meant niece.
Though dhamp aunster would be a very cool aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480726
Sabertooth vampire jinko

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like bloodsuckers.
Guess you could say there is bad blood between us.

[Anonymous No.]

Do vampires and wights get along?
Can they share power? Vampires seem too arrogant. Maybe vampires are nobility but treat wights as nobility also?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480752
>>45480755
What if her horn is her fang and she just keeps trying to stab you with it? I don't think I want to live in a world with a hot version of the salt and sanctuary unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480675
>She's completely clueless about how to produce milk and asks you for help
Do you tell her to wear a cowprint bikini and moo? Do you massage her breasts? Any potions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480885
Break candles until I gain enough mana to use guardian knuckles on her booba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480807
I believe that wights live in huge mansions in large undead cities
Meanwhile vampires prefer to have their own large estate with a castle far from the cities

[Anonymous No.]

I have fallen into the gnome hunting rabbit hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480987
What happens when a regular undead transforms inti a wight? Does she recieve a goverment mandated mansion in her city? Is there a queue of wights waiting for their mansions to be built by giant ants?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the consequences of saying no to a gyaru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481085
Only the most haggiest undead transform into wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481085
Ah, nvm, the Encyclopedia just answers that question
>. These newly-born wights receive invitations to the undead kingdoms from out of nowhere, and they’re invited to join high society with a very hospitable welcome.
So yeah, they pretty much just get a mansion for free when evolving.
>>45481114
Wightness has very little to do with age and a lot more with power. Either a mamono is revived into a wight, or her husband makes her one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481112
"No" to them translates as "You need to seduce me harder before I say yes"
I mean, just imagine saying no to a gyaru snake or spider

[Anonymous No.]

>The dark matter bomb explodes a mile off course
>Turns the shackling zombie mob into an ohohoing wight mob

[Anonymous No.]

Stop putting Dormice into giant teapots without their consent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481186
Who said they didn't consent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481193
Them repeating "Z" in their sleep is not consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481186
if they didn't want it then they should stop being so easy to pick up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481158
Hags are most powerful beings

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480647
but we gotta infiltrate the vampire gala in our obvious disguises and share a dance

[Anonymous No.]

SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
EYEING ALL THE BOYS WITH BAD INTENT
JUICES RUNNING DOWN HER THIGHS
SHLICKED FINGERS RUBBING CROW FEET EYES
HEY ARA LUNG

WANTING TO ADOPT A SON
WATCHING AS THE COLLEGE SENIORS RUN
HEY ARA LUNG

FEELING LIKE EXPIRED GOODS
A HAG LIKE HER? JUST WHO WOULD?
OH ARA LUNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481279
>Dhampir has to wear long gothic dress to infiltrate her mom's gala
>Is flustered and blushing the entire time
>She's even more embarassed than that one time you walked in on her using her sword to shave downstairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481316
Please stop signing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481166
>"No"
>"Hmm... So I need to be even sluttier for you stud? Will do!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481373
boomer fox will play her music so loud you'll HAVE to come and knock on her door to stop her (and we both know what will happen then)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481393
>and we both know what will happen then
????

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481316
How does the police deal with nine-tailed hag foxes who keep going to the park to masturbate?
Officer Anon is not payed enough for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481417
Shock baton

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481316
>Hey boya...
>...Wanna listen to Genesis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481442
That'd just give zap weasels ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481410
>Boya, can't a lady listen to her songs in peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475236
Thanks for the story. Lich moms know best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474012
Oh deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481464
It's past 10 pm miss turn it down

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481417
it's hard to get monsters to take you seriously since they always think you're some kind of stripper

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481474
>Offers you ear plugs
>It's just your head being put inbetween her fluffy 9 tails.
do not disturb the fox

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481474
>Anons tells old fox to keep it quiet
>She's piss out drunk and rubs her tails against him
>Won't turn down the music unless he accepts to drink shoots with her
This is why the rent was so cheap; damn vixen and their devilish tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481507
originally the tails were sounded proofed so others couldn't hear you scream. turns out it's got other uses too so that's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481489
The uniform making the monsters hornier is both a perk and a problem.
You can always pair up with a K9 unit if you need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481534
Somehow I think miss Officer Hellhound will just make things worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481464
>Hag fox playing her music way too loud
>Also singing along in her crooning scream
>Eventually get fed up, and knock on her door very loudly
>Comes out wearing an 80s exercise outfit and sweatband (plus several more attached to her tails)
>Turns out you interrupted boomer Hag Fox during her workouts on one of those really old exercise machines
>"Boya... do you not like my singing voice?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481566
she's a loose cannon but damnit she gets the job done

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481566
>Hag fox starts schlicking on bench as you walk past her on patrol
>Tell her to stop
>She doesn't
>Tell officer wan to do something
>Starts shlicking next to hag fox

get her off the force

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481393
She can try that and she will only received a Molotov through the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481606
>stop saying "you have the right to remain sexy"
>no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45479836
on one hand:horse lol
on the other: its based on the quilin which is a chinese horse-dragon thing that if memory serves is often associated with giraffes for some fucking reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Just report the hag fox to the MG HOA.
I'm sure that they are completely reasonable and will side with the single man against the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45480132
They are
Hyperbolic space = there's more space per area than you're used to, so you get a more intense workout
Hyperbolic time = there's more time per second than what you're used to, so you can fit more workout in the same timeframe.

Therefore if you wanna impress your wife(s), get one of those fancy spells from Pandemonium that slow down time inside a room so a night lasts for a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481566
>>45481606
>Officer Anon and Hellhound successfully arrest a rat shoplifter
>She's supposed to spent just one night in jail and pay a small fine
>Officer Hellhound insists she gets sent to litteral Hell instead
>She even opens up a portal on the spot
>You somehow convince her to stop and follow the usual procedure
>Rat shoplifter swears she'll never steal again
She might be unhinged, but it works.

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[Anonymous No.]

You're a loose cannon Officer Wan! I want your badge on my desk by tonight! You're FUCKED!
>...I guess that makes two of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481710
Au ra should work out to seduce the WoL.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it, when you purchase an automaton from a gremlin, that you have to sign a paper swearing you'll never cum "recklessly" inside the robot?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the police

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481888
Criminal scum like you get thrown in jail with all the big bad monsters inmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>man all alone in his house mashing the tv remote
>it's snowy outside
>so frustrated with his gremlin box he punches it and breaks it
>suddenly a Monster dashes along his roof
>IT'S KRAMPUS!!!!!!
>she slinks into view from his chimney
>he turns his head
>"WHAT WHAT?"
>Krampus smiles
>"Alright buddy you got two options here, you can either be a Husband, or you can be an Order. Those are your two options. So what's it gonna be? Huh? Huh? Will you be a Husband (HOOSBUND) or an Order (OHDUR)."
>Krampus fades from sight
>the man rapidly shifts to the appearance of an Order Paladin in a full helm and plate armor
>he writes down in a diary "Have I truly become a virgin?"
>goes out into MGC square and sets down a Shog boombox he found and presses an eye to turn on music
>starts dancing
>his performance catches the eyes of monsters all around, a Chesh and Hellhound turn their heads
>he stands looking proud
>And that's the story of the Inquisutorial Cretin

[Anonymous No.]

Is she trying to look smug?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She could short out, anon. You wouldn't want to be trapped in her milking apparatus until she could successfully reboot her system would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481945
meant for >>45481887

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z01VlftkqY8
Mandatory for reading this greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481922
Oh no, please don't toss me in the jail cell of lonely twin oni sisters that were committed for public decency and honestly shouldn't be in here! Wait, why did I get tossed in here for jaywalking? This isn't some elaborate dating service is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481945
The automaton's famous "Red Ring of Death" is overrated, nobody ever died from it.
Severe dehydration and needing to be nursed back to health after being drained dry is as bad as it gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481887
Gestation.exe initiated.
Approximated run time 394 461.575 minutes.
Inform Father unit of this vessel's status.
Facial capillaries causing an effect known as blushing in the facial area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481936
Dormouse-chan was told by a purple cat that being a smug brat is all the rage these days.
She tries her hardest to be smug but Anon fails to notice her efforts.

>>45481982
>Anon cums so hard into his robot that she gains the ability to create life
This is the power of love.

[Anonymous No.]

Need a hellhound gf that likes to play fighting games but sucks at them and gets angry at me everytime I beat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482066
>She struggle to beat hard mode arcade
>Repeatedly losing against the boss
>Walks up to you all pent up
>Either you beat the boss for her, or she drags you to the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will seek an honorable death in battle so that the Valkyries will take me to Valhalla!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482066
I'm tired of pretending I don't want a strongfat hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482099
Is that one of those dangerous Disgaea succubus with extra bouncy breasts and a terrifying hip attack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482116
Evil ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482147
They can't be evil if they're feeling the spirit of Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482113
Woah! Warrior basilisk very sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482233
Take off your mask. You can't see anything and keep clicking the wrong posts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482227
Woah! Warrior basilisk very sexy!

>>45482246
Wearing an eyemask makes you 10x cooler, everyone knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482248
For me? It's the beluga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482116
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482248
Dunkleosteus or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482248
Orcas are the absolute bullies of the sea.
Sharks get all the bad rep when those panda looking bastards are way worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Krampus snuck down my chimney at night thinking I'd be fast asleep to scoop up and take back to her lair, but she's shocked to find when she emerges from my hearth that I'm wide awake, and I was expecting her. She thought I was going to be her solstice claim, but she was wrong. It is HER who is MY christmas present, and I am going to FUCK her on the floor in front of my lit fireplace.
I just need to figure out how to physically overpower her first.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45482313
She's giving you time to type that on 4mon. How nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482313
Raging mushroom, thanks me later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482267
You mean Deng’s Fish.

[Anonymous No.]

That coochie yummy, slime
That coccie doin it for me, slime

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I bake a large plat of extra fudgey cookies every year. More time to get away when miss Krampus tries to make a move.

[Anonymous No.]

When Krampus got stuck up the chimney, she began to shout.
"All those mince pies went straight to my thighs, and now I can't get out!"
The guy's dick in my sack, is touching my rack, my horns are ticklish too!
Oh, when Krampus got stuck up the chimney - He blew, he blew, he blew!

[Anonymous No.]

Raging Mushrooms are old news I’m going crazier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482431
Such a time of year...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478032
>crippling fear of being tossed aside or cheated on,
haha.
haha
haha.
God... Monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482431
I love christmas music

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgb5J_gctM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482467
My favorite is Ruby the red-nosed whitehorn.

[Anonymous No.]

Here is your wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

monster girl but trex maxing
massiver lower half, big ass big thighs, big calves, the works but petite upper body

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482535
Is that the fucking Pringles Man?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482566
That's just a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482313
Follow this instructional video
https://youtu.be/MrZdvW6BBkc?si=Lbsw_rcFIdmB1bFJ
>Got your cookies, got your milk;
>Got my shotgun aimed at the chimney!
>You stole my heart, and--
>All I want for Christmas is to fuck your ass!

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl but milk maxxing
She has milk and huge tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482588
That’s just a holstaur on a normal day, boring.

[Anonymous No.]

You okay, Legit?

[Anonymous No.]

monster girl but penmanship maxxing.
she has a beautiful signature and amazing legibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482603
That's why 'taur mogs 99%of other mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482577
loli is flat everything, anon, what I described was a pear

[Anonymous No.]

monster girl but amerimaxxing
she is very big and meaty

[Anonymous No.]

welsh giant rabbit girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482646
Every mamono should be American

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482693
Very panicky with loud noises approach the 8 foot tall rabbit softly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482646
Does that mean the Wendigo is the thickest of all since she is 100% American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482700
>hatter
>not english
How can you just say such wrong things?

[Anonymous No.]

Do not ride snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482700
>>45482700
it allows for max fertility and allows for large litters
>>45482732
english are basically proto americans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482732
>COR BLIMEY, CHEERS ANON, THIS TEA IS SCRUM DIDDLY UMPTIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482729
>ywn be a giant plus sized coat smothering a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482732
She grows a baseball cap or that hat for holding beer/soda cans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482759
That is not what I meant, but that does beg the question how heavy is a Wendigo’s husband since thread canon says they’re around 11 feet tall so they must be a little heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482732
>Watches anon's butt as he bends over
>"Phwoar. Proper scran that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482723
>slowy approach the 8 ft tall rabbit
> then softy poke her in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482729
si

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482693
>Curse of the wererabbit

[Anonymous No.]

10 ft long greenworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482763
I like this idea. Just like in Spotted. Hatter grows a hat for every occasion.
New canon: But it also affects here voice and mannerisms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482798
>appears to be normal village girl
>but at night, she turns into the 8ft tall rabbit girl
>and she rather hungry and those crops look mighty taste
>gets run out of her village
>now lives alone in a hut in the middle of no where

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482818
Sounds wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482729
Wendigos are always eating but they never put on weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482798
>WENSLEYDALE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482798
>Wallace hammering for 10 hours

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482894
Now I'm thinking of the lonely Automaton on the cheese moon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482866
>TFW you’re skinny and tall and your wife is chubby and short
The way of the Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482693
>tfw u are her boyfriend and lay down right next to her and 4mon makes you two into a meme

[Anonymous No.]

Horn problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482966
Her slumber is uninterrupted even by such violent trashing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482966
>she doesn't use the horn and spiky bit hiding spell during sleep
Amateur.

[Anonymous No.]

So would the MG version of Wallace and Gromit be Gremmy and Kobold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482390
Delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482390
Slimes make me smile.

>>45482588
>Check out a monster's stats
>Everything is below average
>Except milk production, where it rivals even the Moo Queen

[Anonymous No.]

i bet dragons get compared to their wurm cousins who already got married and have 20 kids already yet said dragon hasn't even talked to a boy yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483104
Sad dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon wanna go see The Boy and the Heron with me haha it's got a boy and a bird in it how crazy is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475236
We need more otohime content. Very underrated girl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483115
Doesn't the Heron in that movie take the form of a old man with a giant red warty hooked nose that looks like it came straight out of an early 20th century caricature of a Jew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483121
They're all creepy and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483115
Faggot bird eheh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483121
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483133
Who knows? The movie had no advertisement that a harpy could see while flying around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45475236
Hello, does it include femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483154
What monster girl would you accept being femdommed by?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna advocate for movie theaters to stop letting wurms and lamias in. Those damn reptiles leave their tail everywhere, you could trip on one if you leave your seat!

>>45482929
This is your brain on mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483164
None. Now that I gave you an answer can I get one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483133
Yep. It's a pretty weird movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483183
You just need to find the ass that's the right fit for your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483233
No, that's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

open penis good saar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483114
i heard its even worse fot dragons from the mist continent, if they ever get a b in math, they get compared ot their wurm cousin, who despite have a half a brain, get As on all their math classes

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you give the busking gandharva a 50?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478619
I'll never take my meds the demon lord can't make me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478621
I wanna say slime, squishy and bubbly personality will effect you desu

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your an emotional support human for a welsh giant rabbit girl
>sometimes she hides behind you when shes really scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483271
You give her milk, she gives you milk. Fair trade.

>>45483301
She might cry of joy and hug you, as well as offer to learn whichever song you want for her to play next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lilim leaps around the corner
>declares that I have nowhere to run and should become her living daki
>reach into my pocket
>remove pocket salami and throw it at her
>she stands shocked as I flee in the direction I came from, three slices of salami stuck to her horns and one slice sticking to her chin

Always carry pocket meat for surprise attacks. It works on every single monster girl. I once even salami'd the Demon Lord!

[Anonymous No.]

i just ask the lim what is wrong
and if it is something I can solve I can
but if its her virginity I tell her I cant
I got to go back my giant bunny gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483372
Men rejecting rare powerful monsters in favor of weak common monsters is a heartwarming trope
>Lilim losing to a rabbit
>Dragon losing to a slime
>Wight losing to a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478610
It's just not good for me, I still go but it's not very helpful at all. It's not even that I get the vibe that they don't care, they seem to, it's just....not helpful.

I won't lie, I think I'm just so mentally fucked that nothing short of a mindflayer could fix me. Hell even if a flayer wanted me I'd probably beg them to not look inside my head, I'm scared of finding out if I'm unlovable or not. I feel like a black hole that will never be satisfied not even by MGE becoming real

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483392
i dont think a welsh giant bunny gf is going to be weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483392
It is cute isn't it? Personally I love zombies and mummies because growing in power with your wife would be cozy

[Anonymous No.]

New wife picture! What does your wife like to drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
Wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483399
My own experience and a close friend's experience with therapy are similar to yours.
Guess using a method meant for the average joe doesn't work too well on outcasts.
A flayer's or Eros love therapy would be far more effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
Cute. My Lim would hopefully share my love for Ale-8-one and milk shakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
Sparkly drink! Very classy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483486
Nah bro you fuck off, seriously what did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483509
You should know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
Cute wife
>What does your wife like to drink?
Probably some gook rice wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483494
This is not your blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
Need me a new-age Kiki who only drinks homemade sparkling tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483509
>retards replying to one of the inner circle fags that kickstarted the wight drama
Or a raid, probably a raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483509
You responded to the schizo mick, don't expect logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483528
Fuck off barthurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483494
Yeah it sucks, hopefully one day the portals will open and we'll get to be happy. Not gonna lie I really just want to cuddle with someone, almost wish I could hire someone to hold me. I just wish I wasn't so damn autistic
>>45483520
>>45483510
Why do I have a feeling you're the same person, some sad posting is fine. When you write entire essays and only post sad shit is when you have a problem, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Late at night
>Nurarihyon walking down the street with dozens of yokai
>The night parade is just a shopping trip at the mall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483527
I don't understand why someone would raid here, I feel like it's just one guy personally.
>>45483528
I feel bad for the Mick, I genuinely don't know why he stays here because it's hurting him too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483549
>y someone would raid here,
If you are here all the time looking for stuff to tell KC about you can do two birds with one stone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483518
The only thing worse than a fox is a drunk fox.
Keep the sake away from her, introduce her to energy drinks or something instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483553
And I say Lord Palmerston was the greatest British prime minister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483559
Old enough to have met him.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483494
>>45483539
We'll make it anons. I'm right there with you. In the meantime, do what you can to take care of yourselves. A good diet and exercise goes a long way.
If the portals open I'll let them know to look out for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>samefagging that many posts
Are there any waifufags this nutjob doesn't have some made up schizo grudge against?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482885
it's very nice with digestives, just wish I could find some without cranberries

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483572
You're getting rejected 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483578
Fucking weird the overlap between waifufags and the cancer in the community, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Rather than reply to the bait posts, R&I, friends.
Trolls are like wendigos. If you feed them, you only attract more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483601
Lichfag hasn't broken any rules, he's just probably one of the schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483399
I don't want to bring too much IRL shit here, so I'll just give you a quick tip to help you (and some other anons):
Male depression comes from not being confident in most cases. If you want to be happy you need to be better at something than others, which will give confidence. The mental healt field is a joke, its made of women and emasculinated men, who know as much about being a man as a new yorker.
Now you can unsub from my blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
>the finest bubbly
Hmmm, I get serious wine vibes from demons. Also, chocolate milk.
But we'll crack open a good German dark beer from time to time too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483615
That's, uh, not a very healthy take either. Emasculated men, really? Is this the 40s?
But yes, let's nip this convo in the bud.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I stop my intelligence being drained when I'm in close proximity to a cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
wine made from grape rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483634
He's never denied it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483634
>grape rocks
Mmmm, wurm wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483559
>The more drunk she gets the more she talks about the good old days
Meanwhile when she's sober, she claims to be 21.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483665
shes 2100

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481497
I wanna kiss that deer!
And molest her velvet horns!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483549
Fundamentally I can't agree with or like anyone who dickrides japanese copyright that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483685
>Horns
>Wings
>Lamia tail
What species is this? Feels like I saw one in a JRPG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483629
Monsters can't drain your intelligence if you don't have intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
Sweet liquors and wines, but being undead too she doesn't drink a lot of anything in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474012
Yes this is the right address.
Yes I live alone.
No I do not have company.
No I do not need help eating the pizza, i will be saving leftovers.
No I do not need help carrying the pizza in.
No it isn't extra sausage, you already know what's on it.
Stop taking your clothes off looking for change, the extra is the tip.
No the tip is not the tip of my dick.
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING PIZZA.

[Anonymous No.]

I can run over a tredecillion times the speed of light, that no Mamono can catch me even those stinky Mary Sue Lilims can’t keep up with my speed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483467
Did you really message people looking for secret forbidden fetish circles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45478093
>visit Nurse Uni
>she's leaning over the examination table checking Anon over
>take hold of her horn
>start jacking it
>[Anon has had long years of daily practice]
>Nurse Uni is ahegao-ing, drooling from both ends
>collapses in her first of multiple orgasms

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what types of perfumes and shampoos whitehorns prefer to use. Always something Christmasy like cinnamon and ginger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483744
Stop ordering from Pizza Succ if you don't want this whole debacle every time.
The Do-Mino's has better cheese and the mino delivery girls only rape if you wear red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483765
The first thing that I thought of was cranberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482693
What's thicker? Her thighs or her accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483765
>>45483795
They definitely use natural soap/shampoo they can make themselves with local ingredients.
I'd say blackthorn berry.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483559
PITT THE ELDER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483858
>Cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483866
No we all know lamias have tail buttholes that you can stick your cock into while their pussy is in the lower front of their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483822
I have no idea what blackthorn berry is like

[Anonymous No.]

The portals open. However, nothing comes out. Instead, you can pull only one thing out.
Rules
>it has to consist of only one thing or person, so no bringing the whole of zipangu or every prisoners fruit
>If you take a mamono, you need to describe her in detail, so saying you want a dorome wife isn't enough
>no concepts, gods or similarly untangible things(ex. you can bring a vial of concentrated mamono mana, but not just mamono mana by itself)
So anon, what would you take out from the portal?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls from yesteryears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483913

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483891

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483913
Yes... this era of aesthetics pleases me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483937
This is illogical and vaguely cursed. Even without the tail penis it's like her lower legs have fused together in a botched surgery.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, a monster so awful, so TERRIBLE, that it will CURSE all who look upon it.
Open... if you dare.

https://files.catbox.moe/jk6cdk.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483937
well she certainly looks fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483961
Oi that's nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483961
Don't make me get the stapler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483961
on a blue board, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483913
>>45483918
Decades after the portal openings, all the 90s and older monster girls in games, anime and such will be seen as pop icons.
You gonna walk down the streets and see plenty of people wearing a Morrigan or Lamu shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483909
I grab Druella and make her my wife. Then we turn the entire planet into a Mamono Realm together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483946
I've got more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484023
Anime really managed to self flanderize itself. Gachas brought originality back a little but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483961
bro that's acorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483804
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484023
PC-98 truly was blessed by the art fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484067
she should really wipe the paint off her cheek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484077
Is your sink available for her bath time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484089
i have a fairy bucket that i dunk fairies into.
she will be one of many fairies to be dunked into the bucket.
i have dunked every type of fairy into the bucket.
i will not stop dunking fairies.
i am a menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484067
It was also a time filled with fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484038
>All these great monster girl designs from gacha
>95% of them are cosplay tier
We'll keep getting wilder designs though, kind of like how Vtubers started out with generic designs and are now featuring more monstrous girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484115
Vtubers are special in that most of them are doing it to stand out but they also just want to be generic so you just get silly clothes on most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483961
Is she a red or a grey.
This is important btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484059

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>>45484180
Is that why ancient evil actually look like?

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>>45484180
It's not all bad.

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>>45484191
What* not why

>>45484193
Why how popular Shantae has been these least few years, it's easy to forget she's an OG.

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>>45477649
>implying
I like to headcannon undead girls being especially posessive of their husbando's living years. Sure, you know it's inevitable, she knows it's inevitable, sure it's more a spiritual warmth than a living one that matters anyway, but there's just something authentic about true life that you're never gonna get back again. I like to think of it as like a honeymoon period, not that the period after that is by any means sexless or loveless, just in that they're unusually animated as they strive to make the most of your time together before you settle down for the big cozy ever afterlife.

I like to imagine this is the period where the most highlights and the strongest impressions are formed. The five hudredth ball with your missus is so-so, but the first few you'll remember forever, as your wife melts into your arms as you succumb to the heat of the dance.

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[Anonymous No.]

She threatens to destroy your city. What do you do?

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>>45484232
>die
>my souls flies away into the arms of a wisp
heh, to death do us part, chump.

[Anonymous No.]

Fish

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>>45484210
She's just like Morrigan and Lilith. An incredibly good, appealing design, in games which are completely forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484233
Who put the dog in a bunny suit?

>>45484246
So flat...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45484191
More like

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>>45484235
Build a robot to fight her.

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>>45484231
i love his mysterious shitposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484288
this is what milk does to a man

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>>45484246
fish

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45484265
Fuck man, she's so hot.
Why is it always the most dangerous, most evil monsters who are pure sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484246
would accept her kuuing

[Anonymous No.]

Choose the form of the destructor!

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>>45484337
it's greenworm

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>>45484301
Do not pick up random fish.
You can't just wear a fishing hat and act like you own the river.

>>45484303
Foxes were more honest and straightforward girls back then. They were either evil or shrine maidens, none of that shrewd vixen stuff.

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>>45484301
fish (and phrog i suppose)

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>>45484337

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>>45484308
The powerful aura translate to sexual power

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>>45483913
obligatory

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>>45484358
Made for ruining with repeated pregnancy.
Can't take over the world when you run a nursery at home.

>>45484379
Cute and strong cat. She likes her baths too hot though.

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[Anonymous No.]

elfs...

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>>45484421
They're devious.

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>>45484421
When did the perception of elves go from "cool and strong warriors" to "rapebait cocksleeves"?

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>>45484465
Probably when there was 2007 elf hentais, I don’t know.

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>>45484465
It depends where you look.

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>>45483972
GOD IS COMING

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>>45483744
>>45483780
Homestly, this is nice in its own way
>be anon
>hopeless loner, even after the incursion
>hear about those mamono delivery services
>get food and a wife for the price of one
>decide to try one out, at worst you will get mediocre fast food, amd you are well used to that anyways.
>pick Pizza Succ, you don't deserve anything fancy anyways, you think to yourself.
>there is a field for delivery requests, and you decide to be daring for once in your life.
>you want to feel like she actually wants you
>"Send your sweetest, most insistent delivery girl" you write
>wait an hour, of course they wouldn't come, it's all a scam anyways, they are probably even laughing at your reque...
>someone knocks at the door
>Hello? Succ pizza delivery for anon?
> You open the door
>A horned figure, slightly taller than you, stands there in a work jacket and pants. She strikes you as the most beautiful woman you have ever met, despite being only able to see her face.
>Are you anon?
>Yes.
>She smiles. You could have fallen for her right there, but your insticts tell you to resist. Its too good to be true.
>would you like our complementary service with your pizza
>No thanks.
>But its free.
>No
>Well, what about our new reheating service, its very popular
>You can see the box steaming
>That won't be necessary
>Hmm, If you want, i could feed you the pizza.
>No ma'am
>Do you wamt anything to drink with it
>I already have beer
>Wouldn't you want something sweeter? It's pretty spicy.
>Nope.
>Do you need me to cut the pizza for you?
>I can do that myself
>Can i at least come in?
>Absolutely not
>I just want a glass of water, i'm very thirsty
>You can at least give her that.
>Ill go get some, stay here.
>As you return from the kitchen, you see her in your living room, already cutting the pizza
>Its ready anon, open wide.
>Get out of my house
>Come over here, i cant feed you the pizza if you are so far away.
>I will call the police.
>She brings you over with a spell.
>Say aahh~
>There is no resisting her, so you oblige
>She feeds you the pizza, it's a lot better than anything you have tried before. Pretty spicy too.
>Sometimes she baits you with it just to get a kiss in. It makes you both happy and angry
>You finish eating the pizza. And she starts unzipping her jacket.
>She isn't wearing anything under it, leaving her breasts bare.
>You must be pretty thirsty after that. Want something to drink?
>Arre you craz...
>She shoves your head into her chest, giving you a mouthful of tit.
>Drink up~
>You surrender to her once again, drinking her milk. It's sweet, but not sickeningly so.
>With the last gulp, you start feeling tired.
>She takes you to your bed, and cuddles up with you under the blankets.
>Her bodyheat, humming and gentle massaging make you fall asleep.
>Next morning arrives, she's still there
>Are you going to go now? How much do i owe you
>I'm right where i need to be, and i already have what i most desire.
>She brings you back into her embrace.

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>>45484465
Blame the japanese

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>>45484542
I do for everything.

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>>45476123
It's great.

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[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the sphinx in her sphinxter

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>>45484534
Succubi are irresistible, and that's before they go all out with the charm spells and pheromones.
Most anons would spill their spaghetti as soon as they opened the door to the delivery succ.

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>>45484604
Most anons would spill their spaghetti when they met any monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484600
I love taurs.

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>>45484600
What a strange riddle.
I'm gonna guess woman

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with a Lim. I want to be wing burrito'd by a Lim. I want to feel a Lim wrap her tail around my waist while her arms wrap around my chest. I want to feel a Lim's fingers massage my scalp. I want to listen to a Lim hum a happy song while she snuggles her face against my neck. I want to hug a Lim against me. I want to play with a Lim's hair. I want to watch documentaries on the couch with a Lim.

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>>45484534
How can man win agaisnt such debauched creatures.

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>>45484627
This but a cait sith with wings.

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>>45484506
>be Anon
>walking past the village Orderite Church
>'So why are all the nuns and Angels standing around, looking up, with their mouths open?'

[Anonymous No.]

How often wear Kikis aprons with "Fuck the cook" written on them?

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>>45484633
If getting a succ wife is losing, then maybe we weren't supposed to win,

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484688
Yes, yes, go get your dommy mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

everywhere you go you are in danger of mud pussy

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>>45484534
Should have rung DomMinos
>"You won't come for 30 minutes, then it's free."

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>>45484698
Not really. Tokyo is concrete heaven for instance, with barely a place of dirt found. You have to watch out for the sewer slimes though.

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>>45484698
Man I hate that franchise.

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I hate mintsters

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>>45484704
imagine bunch of doromes breaking through concrete roads and tiled sidewalks after huge rain season

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>>45484704
Still better than MistContinent Gutter-slimes.
Never going to Jinkoland streets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484718
Mud slides often cause immense damage and loss of life.

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>>45484727
>life
*virginity

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>>45484627
Chaste kisses with lim. Eating icecream in lim's lap. Listening to her whisper how much she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a cow. Cow go moo.

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>>45484747
But I want my Lim to sit in my lap while we share our ice cream with each other

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>>45484713
Small boobs for such a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a cow. Cow has thicc, chafed thighs. Kiss the sore spots.

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>>45484534
>>45484627
Y'all hurt me. I'm supposed to be focused on work, not cuddles.

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you see, when someone calls a monster a 'cow' it is a play on words you see.
you traditionally 'milk' a cow by the udders, and in the same way, a female's mammaries can produce milk if stimulated.
therefore, by logical deduction, when referring to a woman as a 'cow' you are drawing attention to her breasts - most likely to be quite large and worth of note.

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>>45484792
Thanks captain obvious.

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>>45484792
is this going to be on the test, miss cow - i mean miss giant tits - i mean miss huge rack - i mean miss haku

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>>45484767
I don't think she'll complain about that arrangement either.

[Anonymous No.]

Odds of a christmas mgerpg release?

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>>45484627
Put a stinky Lim into the bin

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>>45484889
ill take her and sniff her

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>>45484747
Getting interrogated by lim on the state of earth's defenses.

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>>45484968
I'll never talk! She'll get nothing from me! nothing!

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>>45484968
>Yeah they're pretty shit
>Errrrr- I mean you'll never get anything out of me you deranged succubitch! Do your worst!

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>>45484968
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE DORK LIM AND LAUGH AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OUTFIT LMAOOO WHAT A LOSER HAHAHA DORK DORK DORK DORK!

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>>45484968
>nervous sweating

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>>45484713
>a shame you got separated from your caravan in that sandstorm
>I could show you the way to the city, for a price

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>>45484993
Are you ok?

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>>45484968
She calls that an interrogation? Pathetic I'll never talk

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>>45484968
She'll have to kill me.

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>>45485015
I point and laugh at every lim I see, don't you?

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>>45485016
>Day 5
>The interrogator has forbidden me from drinking any liquid other than her own milk. I fear I am in the hands of a madwoman.

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>>45485004
>>45485016
Damn, he's getting good. From writer to artist. What a lad.
Wish I had even a fraction of his skill/creativity

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>>45484968
reminds me of endless space

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>>45485041
Stop congratulating people it's making me mad

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>>45485041
Shame about all the brainrot

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>>45485059
Saying nice things about others upsets you?

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>>45485090
Yes especially ones about others improving themselves

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>>45485090
Ignore him. It's offtopic. He always tries to make everything about him.

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>>45485050
>just snort the shogputer dust anon

[Anonymous No.]

Do not awoo $500 fine

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't have time to explain, but when Dr Unicorn comes, use these against her

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>>45485157
>I need to ask you to stop. That... awooing... is making people nervous.

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals are happening soon
>Succubi hyping themselves up
>Studying all kinds of spells
>But it turns out to be overkill
>They still like to use it anyway.

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>>45484881
Sure, which christmas?

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>>45485192
violent soldier boog!!

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>>45484968
>"Wait first we need to play a game"
>"In one hand I have grenade in the other I have the safety, wish hand do you pi..."
>Big boom
>The lilim is now covered in blood and guts
>Your soul laugh at her face before going on his way
Trolling lilim is easy

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>>45485193
Heh

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How many here hev gf?

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>>45485214
>Succubi pour through portal
>Almost (just a tiny bit) disappointed that most anons don't resist at all
>That lasts only as long as it takes them to realize they can just keep their hubby perpetually (willingly) enthralled for the whole honeymoon instead.
>Happy succ/husband noises

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>>45485269
lol
lmao

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>>45485269
I've had gfs

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>>45485269
It's better to ask how many aren't on the cusp of suicide.

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>>45485287
>And after the honeymoon they can always roleplay
>Each time they do that, it plays out differently
>And she gets a chance use a different charm spell

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What happens if the portals are too small and some fat ass blocks it

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>>45485313
Mindflayer recreational therapy is going to be very common.
>mindflayer makes husband think his wife is extremely dangerous and deadly
>succ can go all out
>his body remembers, which makes him even more confused
>succ keeps loving him until his memories come back

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So in your portal scenario, how much does your average soldier (your new wife probably) know about you and about earth?
Do you reckon they get a cute leaflet about the country they are going to?
Maybe a handbook of phrases, or a dos and donts of earth?

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>>45485308
On one hand, it's you. On the other, you're not entirely wrong.

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>>45485341
>average soldier
They get a big pamphlet that talks about all the bad boys who need hardcore correction and all the good boys that deserve praise. Plus poorly understood explanations of local cultures resulting in awkward interactions when an Orc serves her Italian American husband a heaping bowl of Cincinnati style chili spaghetti.

>my wife
She's a Lim and she is absolutely positive she'll fit right in when she arrives to claim me. Spoiler, she won't. I'm looking forward to taking her to museums and teaching her how to use electronics, navigate the internet and even operate basic household appliances. I'm interested to see how she reacts to dinosaurs. I'll know if she's the one based on her reaction to Sue.

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>>45485354
It's what I try to keep in mind when I start shitposting too hard.

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>>45484792
>tfw anon was sleeping instead of listening

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>>45485341
Well I'd like to be claimed in the planning stages. So they'd probably have only a folder of the latest cultural studies from their infiltrators, and a briefing on the city.
Probably doesn't know anything about me specifically, but understands the rampant social problems in society well enough to empathize and understand. If they're kind and put in the effort to understand and love us, I think most of us would forgive any cultural faux pas early on.

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>>45485341
>This doesn't happen
>Every monster (particularly the long eared ones) starts freaking out at the overwhelming noise of modern society

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>>45485341
>tfw yor wife is an old ass wurm and she will most likely see the pretty pictures and want to go first

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>>45485341
I don't have a defined portal scenario. It can range from a complete ffa to a meticulously planned peaceful takeover.
Maybe my wife finds me by the will of Eros and i show her around, or maybe more or less knows who i am and is ready to take me back through the portals into our honeymoon.
Whatever situation it could be it will be a fond memory to look back to.

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>>45485341
>Portals open during peak rush hours
>See a bunch of humans just... sitting there.
>In small metal boxes
>Not even paying attention to the scary lilim trying to be heard over the sound of honking cars
>Monsters just shrug, and start forcing there way into the cute office worker's cars
>Small metal boxes, but comfy metal boxes!
>And there's space in the back for SEX!

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>>45485319
>What happens if the portals are too small and some fat ass blocks it
That fat ass will be me with my dumptruck ass blocking it!

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>>45485397
>meticulously planned peaceful takeover
This is the nicest ending. No suffering, just happiness and love.
>take me back through the portals into our honeymoon
I think all anons will need some time on the other side. Most humans too. I genuinely think a surprising number of people would be happy to live a simpler, yet equally comfortable and rich life.

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>>45485408
I am not having sex with my Lim wife in the back of my car the first time we meet. I am going to demand proper courtship.

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>>45485397
>Meticulously planned
This is what I always imagine.
I want to write a story about a kunoichi documenting her experiences of pre-portal earth, hilighting weaknesses in the military chain of command before quickly getting distracted by some cute pizzaboy, taking him back, and getting a medal for her services to love (despite dereliction of duty).

[Anonymous No.]

Portals open but all the monsters are speaking Finnish

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>>45485422
>"no damn it, not like this!"
>excited lim noises

[Anonymous No.]

I keep telling my Kiki I'm too tired for sex after coming home from work but she won't listen, she keeps prodding my boxer chub on the couch and begging me. She's restless... I just want her to let me relax!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485436
Pretty sure this is canon for elves.
>>45485433
Do it. I am a huge sucker for these types of stories and I'm definitely not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485418
>No suffering, just happiness and love.
I feel like that will lead to suffering, then love and happiness. Hell even among people who want the portals would be terrified. Id feel so conflicted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485433
Sounds cute anon. What's preventing you from writing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485408
>dragon just grabs the whole car and flies home with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485491
>>45485459
I'm busy writing something else lmao.
If it's an idea people like though, I'll bump it up my schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485501
Please do! Kunoichis are super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485433
I like this story idea mostly because I have a story I'm planning that's somewhat similar except it follows a Dark Mage pretending to be a human woman.

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>>45485488
You'd have to be a special kind of broken to no longer be afraid of such things, but imagine how much training they'd go through to minimize it. You could be charmed and loving your totally human girlfriend for weeks before she tells you the truth. Sure, you'd have to work through that breach of trust, but it's not then end of the world once you understand why she did it.
Once other key players are in place the rest of society could be dealt with without any fuss. You could be sitting home alone playing vidya and feel a rush of heat as your vision goes pink. You sit there confused and charmed until a cute MG walks in and gently claims you.
At least, that's how I'd encourage the new overlords to go about it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45485740
I want a big Bapho for Christmas

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>>45485269
25 with no gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485319
>Some fat ass blocks it
>It's a Kappa
Apply palm with great force and a DOSUKOI

[Anonymous No.]

Lads und Lasses, what is that one .swf where it circles around with .............? I can't find it for the life of me.

I still can't believe you fuckers are still going but then again it's never left my heart either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485754
Choco Baphos > The rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485798
I don't understand. What are you looking for?
It's usually pretty cozy friend. You should come hang out more. Did you ever write or anything?

[Anonymous No.]

tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485754
>big Bapho
Why downgrade from peak female form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485986
I really like milk

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that most shark rapes are provoked? Fascinating! I guess those dogs of the see don't seem so scary non right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486000
I just sharted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486000
dolphin = orca > shark > manatee
on the scale of maximum overrape

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486000
>Dogs of the see
Please don't call my seeing-eye hellhound that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486028
>Post portal
>All manner of wans have entered the workforce as service wans since they can do things normal dogs can't
>All the disabled fags line up for their new helpers which seem to be wans of all shapes and sizes wearing cute orange vests and hot pants with reflective letters SERVICE WAN
I have a mighty need for an 8 ft Hellhound Service wan. She gets head pats and a place to live and a husband. I get bullied and protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486028
kots could never

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484579
Disagree but you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486094
the designated guide cat is cheshire
so you are correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486106
>Blind?!
>NYAHAHAHA
>*Purposefully walks into tree*
>Look at me, I'm anon and I can't see!
>See you around chesh, oops, no I won't AHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of white horns please!
The more fashionable the better

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/tnsrk612/status/1732897785052295491?s=20
baa baa

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

may that oppai grant you peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486075
im going to get a service wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486404
she's a good can opener

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485269
I am two years off wizardry. Then, I will meditate and amass mana for a decade and then attempt to open the portals from our end. Wish me luck, brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486415
Miss Wurm's greatest feat is opening up my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486184
That is not how you ask. In 4chan you say: god i fucking hate white horns, good thing they don't get posted ever lol. Not like they even have good pics to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

Sneaky echidna post before thread combusts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485408
>Some guy bolts from his car and runs off
>A gremlin takes it back to her workshop
>Really spending time examining it
>Thinking of the possibilities...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485845
i just wanted to say
im back lets do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486400
>pay for onsen time at bathhouse on final day of vacation in glorious nihon
>just want to relax in there alone and drink sake
>walk in and see the big titty fox who runs the bathhouse waiting in the onsen
>she winks at me and says I'm the 1000th customer so I get the "bath time company bonus" for free (a total lie btw)
>walk out and leave the bathhouse, regardless if I lose money or not
>she just frowns watching me leave instantly
Nope nope nope nope, fuck this I'm out, I've managed to avoid the Foxes and Hebis this whole trip I am not letting this close call break my streak. I'm taking the next flight out asap. Good thing I didn't take my clothes off before entering. I will be immune to fucking foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

Do robogirls count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486525
This man chose the hard way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486525
your flight was delayed but they booked a complimentary hotel for you

[Anonymous No.]

world wide wurm domination

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486525
Anon won't be leaving Japan after tonight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486415
she also is quite good at making sure I'm ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486184

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486184
You think whitehorns are into feaguing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486547
>>45486559
>>45486570
They cannot keep me in Japan. I will take the next boat to Alaska out, I won't get caught by a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486640
ms charybdis put on fox ears so you'd love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486640
Did you know that foxes can ALSO go on boats? It's true! Foxes can go most places that humans can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486655
Many foxes are boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486640
>Anon gets to Alaska
>Anon thinks he is safe until he goes into Mcdonalds and finds an Americanized Burger fox with giant tits and ass taking his order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486744
it's cool, she's a coyote or something. don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485192
>soljabeetl fets apol and orders
<Anon returns
>finds Unicorn with apol jammed up her ass
>Unicorn ahegao and horny for Anon
>[instructions unclear]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486655
I can dive overboard. I can survive the freezing Aleutian waters. The fox cannot. She won't be able to chase me there.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45485341
>be me irl
>first overseas deployment peacekeeping
>get basic language training and a phrasebook
>simple but outdated tourist stuff 'I wish to buy an airmail stamp' etc
>lecturer asks us to make a new sentence using the words in the book
>me: [blues brothers accent] local version of "How much for the little girl? I want to buy your women."
>other guys:"Where do I buy illegal alcohol?" etc etc
>>I imagine forward deployed mamonos will be about the same - soldiering is pretty universal
>newly deploted mamono:
> "Prithee handsome Anon, dost thou wish to make a babies?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486852
>Mamano soldiers try picking up husbands with memes that are out of date by 10 years thanks to the Cheshire intelligence officer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486667
Well played Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45474012
i wish she could deliver me something at this hour. so hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486804
>first Anon has to reach in to get the apol back
>there are at least 5 apols gone
>Unicorn keeps insisting there is one more apol and asking Anon to reach in really deep this time... deeper... harder...
>old meme was correct - Unicorns are really weak to apols

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484115

so i tried playing arknights and i feel these thread decveiv fksdn me about it flbg rabgit rabbits are mknfusagi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484301
>I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486804
>>45486925
Those apples are really gonna smell

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>>45486931
many things are to be appraised from a distance without partaking

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rollling up a FAT joint with wonderworm wife

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>>45486931
You just did it wrong.

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>>45486954
>I will now proceed to pleasure this fish with myself

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>>45487023

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>>45486931
>>45487023
>>45487093
Fuck off scatspammers

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>>45486886
>>45486954
Hi Anon.
I remember you from such films as...

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>>45487023
AsBESTos

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i like thqt akrnights comic that guy does tho,

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You are not immune to bloodsucker ass.

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>>45487182
since all vampire do is consume blood id assume vamp asses would be pretty clean.

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>>45487168
>>>/vg/
Stay there

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>>45487197
comic not vg

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Goodnight /mgt/, don't die while I'm asleep

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>>45487168
>thqt akrnights comic that guy does
You'll have to be more specific.

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>>45487299

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You are not safe from cats.
You are never safe from cats.

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>>45487367
Teacher will keep me safe

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>>45487275
I make no promises.

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I want a full lipped, empty headed Wight wife.

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>>45474012
>>45483744
>>45484534
>>45484633
>>45486906

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>>45487480
This is incredible.

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>>45487480
pizza :) cute

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>>45487480
I want the pizza

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>>45487480
the slice still in his mouth really makes this
thanks LN!

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>>45487480
heh

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>>45487480
They are too powerful!

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>>45487192
It depends how their body processes it:
If they take it into their own blood supply when they're dried out it will be fine.
If they process it as food - irl humans digesting blood e.g. from a bleeding stomach ulcer, their shit is like black road-tar after going through the gut.

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>>45487480
LN can't keep getting away with this.

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>>45487480
Oh fuck this is the best thing I've seen all year

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>>45487659
Anon showed them drawings of elves on the internet agian

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mgs are dandy but liquor is quicker

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>>45487346

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I think I shall post a Kej on this fine evening.

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My lamia wife ate a whole rotisserie chicken and now won't get off the couch. What do I do?

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>>45487788
Nothing

What the fuck are you going to do? She weighs 700kg

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Do not follow the fox into the noodle bar

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>>45487800
Of course not, I asked her to send noods, why would I go in with her?

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Dorkpires.

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>>45487794
If I don't get her to the bed, she'll freeze! Do I attempt to lure her off with the promise of dessert?

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>>45487833
Surely she's capable of getting herself to bed?

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>>45487833
>anon attempts to bribe the lamia
>he is instead pulled into her coils
>she now enjoys both her favorite hot water bottle and her favorite "dessert"

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Doing an allnighter. Hope she visits.

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>>45487800
I will follow the fox into the mofukuza fronted noodle bar. I will sign an employment contract without reading the fine print.

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Where do flayers go to therapy after a hard day of looking through schizos’ brains?

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>>45487898
They go to another, more powerful and older flayer.

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>>45487955
>elder brain mamono lives in the non-euclidean center of flayer undercities
>telepathically bestows wisdom to flayers living throughout the city
>widely believed she stores the knowledge and souls of all flayers and their husbands together in perpetual ecstasy from generations past
>this isn’t actually true, she just regurgitates whatever advice she overheard from the last flayer and says the abyss told her so

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>>45488009
Where eye wife?

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>>45488009
Miss Elder Mind Flayer resents these accusations

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>>45485269
>hev gf
Yea I would a living armor that administers me morphine. Happy 25th anniversary to Half-Life btw

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about to get extremely high and go on a very long walk. i will manifest a tulpa. i will keep you all updated. i apolgoise if i bring back unsatisfactory results. please assume that no update means i have either delved too deep, and could not control what i created (bad end, hot though) or i have found a new heaven and could not bare to leave for long enough to type up an update (true end)

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>>45488146
>tulpa
a monster girl tulpa specifically. not picky which. a cheshire would be cute.

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>>45487480
Jesus Christ, LN really delivers

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>>45487480
im not sure how you managed to make such a cute artstyle, but its amazing. i love it very much. please keep it up Latenight :)

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>>45488009
I now remember the Salvatore book where Drizzt got enslaved by Mindflayers and it was his job to massage the Elder Brain

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>>45487480
Great stuff, man.

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What kind of devious scheme is the fox plotting

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>>45488166
Don't use emoticons on an imageboard

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>>45488240
Are you frustrated? >:^)

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>>45488173
>tfw your company gets bought out by FlayCo and because of the reorg your new job is to be the personal masseuse of the chubby ultrahag Flayer CEO
>at least you can use the executive toilets instead of the regular ones now

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>hag this mommy that uooooh cunny loli
What if I just want a mid-20s mg with a modest C-cup

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>>45488246
No, he's just a 8==>

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>>45488260
Christmas cakes are out of style sadly

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>>45488208
She looks like someone asked her a favor and she's flattered they'd ask but uncertain if she can deliver

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>>45487778
I like this kind of things because it feels like someone would care if I die. Same reason why I want to make something for the thread

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>>45488260
Same, we're the silent majority but when we will still be here in 10 years we will naturally evolve into wanting hags.

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>>45488321
Nah, after a decade you go from being an onii-san to become the fat, sweaty bald lolicon guy.
Whereas the CCs who now pine for a regular Anon will turn into Hags who want a Shota.

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>>45488260
20 Year old Delinquent Hellhound that demands I buy her this delicious human invention known as Malt Liquor.

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If the Elves are going to be racist to me I'm going to be just as racist back and actually not date them.

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>>45488386
Nothing wrong with raceplay anon. Nothing quite like telling a 1000 year old elf that you will give her half human babies.

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>>45488373
No, same age ranges or nothing

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>>45488391
Based, let's burn the dark elves district. I hate them so much it's unreal

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>>45487480
it do be like that