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4543603 No.4543603 [Reply] [Original]

How does one become a /jp/edo? I wanna join your guys secret club.

>> No.4543611

Sacrifice a loli to each of the Gods of /jp/

>> No.4543614

I'm sorry Jim, you must be born one of us.

>> No.4543619

>>4543603
You can start by killing yourself.

>> No.4543622

Get out, OP.
We will contact you once you pass the secret test.

>> No.4543628

Offer sweets to 10 little girls age of age 10. Be sure to do this while her mother watches.
And if possible invite her over to your van with promises of games.

>> No.4543637

When an /a/ user feels ready, which may take anywhere from two months to five years of lurking, he will withdraw from the board. Waifu discussion will no longer interest him, neither will he participate in last week's big three. Eventually, the /a/ user will weave a cocoon around himself, also including his computer. After roughly two weeks, he will emerge from the cocoon as a 2D girl in her early teens with full knowledge of Japanese, and most anime/manga in his computer will likewise metamorphose into VNs (though some like Mudazumo, Berserk, Jojo etc. are immune to this effect. )

Then /jp/ agents will track the user down and offer her her deserved place in an island mansion in the middle of nowhere, populated entirely by /jp/. She will then be free to participate in tea parties and blush while holding hands.

Despite being on the same place, everyone posts on /jp/ because they're too shy to communicate face to face.

>> No.4543644
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4543644

A good way to start is by picking up Two-hoo.
You will eventually become attracted to one girl in particular. This is what we call a "waifu."
Your new waifu will also possibly look like she's under the age of 15, which means you are now a lolicon. But that is not a bad thing because 96% of /jp/ are lolicons.

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4543672

sage

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