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Hwuh..? What you're looking for around here..?

>> No.45426542

>>45426523
I need some milk!

>> No.45426587

>>45426523
Hello, I need to die. Can you take me to the other side?

>> No.45426606
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>>45426542
Milk? You're here for milk? You do realize you're dead, right? Milk expires, you know... Wait, are you one of those 'immortal' types who just can't let go of your mortal desires even after death? Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, but there's no Walmart or 7-Eleven up here. You'll just have to learn to live without it.
>>45426587
Sorry, I'm not allowed to help you. Only the ones who are supposed to die can cross over. You're free to hang around and look at these silly ghosts fly around though.

>> No.45430377

I realized, if she gets pregnant, she can have more time off

>> No.45431193

>>45426523
I was looking for the laziest, big breasted, sleepiest retard and looks like I found her.

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>>45431193
Huh? You're looking for me?
>>45430377
I mean... I guess it could be a way to get more time off. But then again, I'd have to deal with the whole 'motherhood' thing. Not sure... But hey, if it means taking a break from this job for a longer while without her whining at me, maybe it's not such a bad idea after all... So, what do you think? Should I try getting pregnant? Would you help me?

>> No.45433637

>>45433140
>Should I try getting pregnant? Would you help me?
No way fag

>> No.45433650
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>>45433637
Oh, so you're one of those types. I don't have time for your nonsense.

>> No.45434197

I want to have a near death experience with this pretty reaper lady by having her smother me with her giant breasts.

>> No.45434510

>>45434197
>smother me
To death?

>> No.45434560

>>45433140
Don't ERP.

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>>45434197
I could probably arrange something like that for you later, but right now we should focus on getting you across the river first...

>> No.45436376

>>45434510
It would be a good way to go out. But I would prefer to live thus the part about it being a NDE.

>>45436200
But I’m not dead, right? And you said you can’t exactly kill someone so it should be okay to stuff someone’s face between your cleavage. Besides I don’t have much money on hand for a trip across the river.

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>>45436376
Just remember, this is against the rules and it might affect your afterlife experience.

>> No.45436543

>>45436458
How would motorboating shinigami tits be against the rules? And how badly would it affect my ultimate fate?

>> No.45436564
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>>45436543
Pleasure rides weren't in my job description... For your afterlife, I think it's best to discuss it with 'her' on the other side... But hey, if you're willing to take the risk, I suppose I can make an exception this once.

>> No.45436719

>>45436564
Fair enough on all accounts. And as much as I would like to put my face between your bountiful boobs, we’re probably veering dangerously close towards erp here. Which I’m pretty sure is a ban worthy offense for both of us.

>> No.45436729

I want her to destroy my dick with her boobies

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45436739

>that Chin's doujinshi
It was ok but.. muh dick

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>>45436739
You mean that artist who draws all those erotic books? Honestly, I don't really see why people get so worked up about it. It's just that cover arts are overselling the contents... They're great, but inside it is mediocre at best. Nothing to write home about. It's not like it's something worth getting upset over. I think he does focus too much on adding details to the males rather than polishing up the females. Now then, I should probably do something else besides just sitting here and discussing eros... I wonder what to do though?

>> No.45438355

>>45426523
Your big fat juicy tits. Ah im sorry, i just distracted by your perfect bosom. I brought some snacks, how about we sit down together and talk? I'm anon.

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45448014

Stop slacking off and show more of those big juicy tiddies

>> No.45448197

>>45436200
>that image

Holy S O V L

>> No.45455243

>>45448014
Hmmm... Well, I could always use some motivation. I'm not slacking off though!

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>>45426523
Ahhhh, was about to fly over the Sanzu to go pay Eiki-chan a visit. Captain business, ya know. But sleepin' on the job ain't exactly the best decision... head honcho won't be too happy, will she?

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