djt

[Anonymous No.]

get in here boys

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

*squats over this thread and sprays liquid shit*

[Anonymous No.]

imagine you're a white man and you have a white wife and she's pregnant, but the baby comes out japanese. what would you think?

[Anonymous No.]

how hard is freiren? i want to consume with subs but im bad

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>>45390842
id ask the baby to teach me japanese

[Anonymous No.]

bro you just broke that midwit's script

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390842
i would make that wojack face come on it's a japanese baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390854
tatsumoto working frantically on the bugfix right now

[Anonymous No.]

baby :|
baby, japan >:O

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/7f3x4x

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[Anonymous No.]

bro this nigga's legal name is takanami like imagine his malodorous white ass walking up to a jap and introducing himself as takanami unironically

[Anonymous No.]

errhh uhhh takanami dess

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>>45390903
what's your point

[Anonymous No.]

it was in regards to the streamable
djt veterans know

[Anonymous No.]

got two dates on the weekend

[Anonymous No.]

what websites do japanese people use (aside from pixiv) to look up anime and hentai images

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390929
x (former twitter)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390925
whats the mans' names

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390935
barry and garry seem like nice lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390942
you could become his third dad

[Anonymous No.]

kimiko and suzuha

[Anonymous No.]

its hard to find good hentai artists because they get banned so often. things used to be better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390874
you're not funny

[Anonymous No.]

shut up bully

[Anonymous No.]

>:O

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390982
he was being post ironic

[Anonymous No.]

jeez the default color profiles of ttsu are terrible
no i don't actually enjoy seeing kanji burned into my retinas each time i blink thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

time to do some ank'

[Anonymous No.]

call me akira

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390828
OP, you've really dropped the ball this time. No links, no past threads, just "djt" in lowercase? Terrible.

This is the barely alive Japanese language learning thread (we really should rename it to the /DJT/ since it's a general but whatever) for people somewhat interested in アニメ, 漫画, 文学, 短編小説, and テレビゲーム.
If you have not read or listened to Japanese for at least 2 hours yet today, what's wrong with you?

Read the guide before asking questions.
https://djtguide.github.io/
and if like learning TheTrannyWay™ please support Shoui's website and give generously to xers Patreon!
https://learnjapanese.moe/routine

Old guide site below.
https://gohoneko.neocities.org/
https://djtguide.neocities.org/

Current thread: #3702

Previous threads:
>>45377754 #3701
>>45366957 #3700
>>45351926 #3699

[Anonymous No.]

bugfix is out i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>45391130
misinformation

[Anonymous No.]

whys djt so fast these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45391130

[Anonymous No.]

call me... ankira

[Anonymous No.]

last thread didnt even hit 1000
guess the nerd paper wasnt epic

[Anonymous No.]

they call me akira the way i am the bomb

[Anonymous No.]

rename thread next akira cope waiting room

[Anonymous No.]

if you pass lvl 1 as a forgeigner you get a wikipedia page made about you (or at least get mentioned in some article)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45391130
Oh, and please be sure to check out the latest DJT news! Gambs, the self-proclaimed S-rank Japanese speaker and all-around amazing guy, has just passed the 日本漢字能力検定, Level 2! おめでとうございます, Gambs-san!
I think I speak for all of us when I say that we wish you all the best as you continue to master the 日本の漢字!

Link below:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-KDcM-a1wg

[Anonymous No.]

hollup i need to squeeze out a few more floaters for you

[Anonymous No.]

aussieman is a fag desu

[Anonymous No.]

dont even think of him anymore but i did think about the game the other day and that kinda pissed me off

[Anonymous No.]

yeah don't like that aussie man cuz he insulted anime and virgins

[Anonymous No.]

saw this and thought of you guys

[Anonymous No.]

at least hes not a liar like jazz

[Anonymous No.]

lil gambina trying to keep himself in the zeitgeist

[Anonymous No.]

anime tits

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

can you repeat that i forgot to turn my monitor on

[Anonymous No.]

i dont feel like doing my flashcards today

[Anonymous No.]

he's climbing out of the cave

[Anonymous No.]

as for me ever

[Anonymous No.]

god dame today's poo was nearly a foot long and very girthy, hurt a little bit coming out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390828
Current thread: #3702

Previous threads:
>>45377754 #3701
>>45366957 #3700

[Anonymous No.]

people memed about the persona 3 remake last thread but i am still going to buy it and play it on the first day of release

[Anonymous No.]

why would you buy a game at a higher price than the price it was originally?

[Anonymous No.]

even when you factor in inflation?

[Anonymous No.]

yeah

[Anonymous No.]

cause it's updated to be better and runs on modern systems

[Anonymous No.]

>it's updated to be better and runs on modern systems

[Anonymous No.]

>it's updated to be better and runs on modern systems

[Anonymous No.]

lmao

[Anonymous No.]

pretend i posted a basedjack too

[Anonymous No.]

first comes the 警告, then the 告発 and at last you 告白

[Anonymous No.]

告白します
わたしは・・ゲイ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390828
DJT Daily Japanese Thread
Previous thread
>>45390828 #3702
>>45377754 #3701
>>45366957 #3700
>>45351926 #3699
>>45340363 #3698
>>45328804 #3697
>>45315464 #3696
>>45302811 #3695
>>45293246 #3694
>>45282157 #3693

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>>45391130
>>45391532
>>45391797
hey guy in the future looking in the archive for previous threads
you are clearly retarded so let me help you out and point out the three seperate occasions they've been linked

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>>45391772
どぉもゲイちゃん、私はニューハーフです

[Anonymous No.]

>>45391972
よろcq

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>>45391772

[Anonymous No.]

joe donda

[Anonymous No.]

lol
also just blanked on irodoru its over

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392112

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>>45392151
cant believe namasensei is a senior citizen now, a grandparent, 69 years old

[Anonymous No.]

who

[Anonymous No.]

are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45391212
soijak lookin ahh nibba

[Anonymous No.]

who who, who who

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392163
youre so fucking annoying shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392169
no lol

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/Sp84fX30UVg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392181
i dun gettit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392120
That’s really embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/3GKQDJrifGY?t=168
transcription challenge 2:48-3:06

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392221
more like do my homework challenge lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392245
odd way of saying u cant do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392221
<chimpanzee noises>

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392221
gonna be a long 7 hours huh

[Anonymous No.]

struggling through an easy vn is something i managed but understanding virtually any native speech was never in the cards. how did you guys overcome that hurdle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392245
>>45392282
L

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>>45392221
lol you know its bad when you look up the lyrics and they got ????s in there cuz they dont know what that pavement ape is saying lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392314
yeah lol my gf couldnt understand a thing but i thought maybe an S+ tier nihongoer like gambs could maybe understand it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392323
gotta wait for the dust to settle before ciaran asks his gf to look at it lmao

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

could pick matto up by his face with one hand

[Anonymous No.]

god ciaran could transcribe that so easily if he weren't busy making so much money

[Anonymous No.]

scared about the jlpt bros. i took a 2014 n1 exam and passed but barely. ive been studying for 2 years if i dont pass idk how i'll cope when someone people passed in like half of that.

[Anonymous No.]

y do you care

[Anonymous No.]

because ive put too much personal self worth in my nihongo abilities and its now becoming dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

crazy how only japanese attracts ur kind of autists lol

[Anonymous No.]

nukes words of wisdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392649
can you read a vinnie and understand it with no problems
can you watch anime and understand it with no problems
if so you have nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.]

ye https://streamable.com/abtj17

[Anonymous No.]

a 4 sigma spectrum

[Anonymous No.]

2000 morphs acquired

[Anonymous No.]

how much comprehension is that in %

[Anonymous No.]

a word here and there

[Anonymous No.]

nuts how there have been almost no newfags in the past 2 years. its been the same 30 ish posters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390842
honestly asian men deserve to get to replace us for inventing anime. I'd let one fuck my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>no energy to study
>no energy to do any of my hobbies
are there any magic pills for depression. im tired of falling behind

[Anonymous No.]

its good like this tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393018
just be happy bro (unironically)

[Anonymous No.]

change ur diet and find foods that work for u better (everyone's metabolism is diff)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393018
get a job and a life

[Anonymous No.]

i eat pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393018
https://supermemo.guru/wiki/Learntropy

[Anonymous No.]

勝手 is an n0 word, even natives have trouble with it https://youtu.be/DiuLZDDgkog?t=3677

stop making fun of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393018
change hobby

[Anonymous No.]

nagareboshi is just flowing star

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393018
i simply cope

[Anonymous No.]

same same

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393180

[Anonymous No.]

dame

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

eigo words you know from learning JP? For me its filial piety and environs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393346
>environs
rtk chad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393331
ブラをつけろ

ぱんつ履け

ジャージを着ろ

[Anonymous No.]

What does 盡器 mean? Jisho gives me nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

lil bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>The guy translating apparently didn't know what the girl looked like, and the original wasn't a romantic thing.
>Localizers fucked up again by changing the words.

Times when localization improved the product

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390842
I finally made it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU85nOAVKms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393359
That's 神器 (sacred treasure), but spelled with the 盡 kanji.
In the future, if you ever encounter a word that seems unsearchable, try looking up just its reading. 9 times out of 10 the author is using a regular word with an irregular spelling to add nuance and curiosity.

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>>45390935
What's his name cory

[Anonymous No.]

>>45391130
>and if like learning TheTrannyWay™ please support Shoui's website and give generously to xers Patreon!
kek, based, please do the needful troon chasers

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/jinkei_bunny/status/1730256718721130518

[Anonymous No.]

holy based

[Anonymous No.]

Bilingualmanga is dead. Any alternatives

[Anonymous No.]

raw manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393433
unholy cringe

[Anonymous No.]

L

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you studying Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393502
sex tourism

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393507
how much is 1 chinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393525
i paid 3man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390828

https://youtube.com/@fruityEcology
Everyfairyy, the antifairi government said that they will take away passports from the subjects unregistered in military draft office(myself included ) since December 11th and yesterday LGBT became an extremist “organization” in Russia where we and yni^ Subculturall de Ypony^ reside inn exile from Harajuku&&Japan because we could not grow up and will be KIDSFOREVER

At the immigration office:
“Why don’t you just grow up, work full time, marry and reproduce?”
Crazy dumbass, fairyyvisa NOW! This is the order from fairyy Princess! We will never give up our sacred sleep and hobby time and we we will never have sex! F¥ck the ANTIFAIRI!^

Japan will die without fairyySubculturarials so here is my conditions for my return to Tokyo as a fairyyPRINNCESS de Ypony^
1. I want a yayful TRANSALlOWANCE $2001 daily%「who will pay? - the antifairi」
2. No more visa begging 「YPONYPASSPOЯT Approval」
3. That’s all about it^
I wanted to apply for business school in Tokyo while my proclamation is under consideration but my parents not seem willing to credit me $24 000 unyayly I have only $21 in my JP bank account, what should I do? I do not know and crying a lot qwq and yayinn myself^

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393589
jamal could help...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393589
yep no wonder they designated you a terrorist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393589
>we will never have sex!
based

[Anonymous No.]

>yesterday LGBT became an extremist “organization” in Russia
that's so fucking based i thought you retards said russia are globalist communists or w/e. america btfo

[Anonymous No.]

lil bro took this long to realize that westoids are the bad guys

[Anonymous No.]

nope just saying i heard it from someone here and they should feel pretty stupid right now.

[Anonymous No.]

shut up minirapist

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/m3o_ZL2kroQ?t=62

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/QhTCHikzdo8?si=_RzWqDYnrUkj5pPd&t=172

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393701
why does this sound familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393721
ＡＣ／ＤＣとＫｉｓｓをあわせて

ドラムが手を抜いた感じよね

[Anonymous No.]

grumpy bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393502
fat japanese women

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393844

[Anonymous No.]

いいドラマーはいるんだけど

天才的なドラマーがいないのよね

ドラマー探しは日本ではかなり苦労する

日本語がリズミカルでないのがかなり影響しておるのじゃ

[Anonymous No.]

>anime will never, ever look this fuckin awesome again
>even the most expensive productions look completely soulless even compared to something like planetes
it's over, it's been over for a long time and it's staying over forever

[Anonymous No.]

smile because it happened

[Anonymous No.]

the budha said desires are the cause of suffering

[Anonymous No.]

i'd merk his ass

[Anonymous No.]

I should rewatch vampire hunter d, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393906
and you would continue to suffer

[Anonymous No.]

ug krishnamurti > buddha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGY37Am7dQ4

[Anonymous No.]

yosh smoke me spliff now to code for 10 hours straight

[Anonymous No.]

coded for 14 hours str8 2day

[Anonymous No.]

不気味すぎる

池田マネーの報道が０

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393855
looks like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393899
I think it's important to note that the desire the Buddha is referring to is 慾 and not 慕. In テモテへの後の書 2:22, we see St. Paul urging men to "汝わかき時の慾を避け," so it's obvious that this is one of lust or avarice. Conversely, in コリント人への前の書, we seem him exhort the pursual of good things: "なんぢら優れたる賜物を慕へ."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394031
turn on your monitor

[Anonymous No.]

pov made it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394038
anon... St. Paul was not a Buddhist...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394070
I know, but the kind of desire described is the same in both religions. Worldly desires that pull one's focus away from righteousness.

[Anonymous No.]

when you die its the end bro righteousness won't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393346
millet (from the radicals deck)

[Anonymous No.]

for me its aimer, but milet is cute too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Z9V-4DMGw

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393612
so when are you moving

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394188
never

[Anonymous No.]

move? I'm not russian

[Anonymous No.]

weird granny chaser

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I'm so tired, but I can't sleep during work time. A former colleague fell asleep in his office once and was fired for that.

[Anonymous No.]

in japan he'd have gotten a raise

[Anonymous No.]

remember that one time gambs got so buttmad he sent himself a fake n2 certificate and thought he would get away with it by horizontally flipping the image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393714
feel this harder these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394476
but it says takanami akira on it unless its some other takanami akira and thats why he took that name....

[Anonymous No.]

chat, what is your japanese name?

[Anonymous No.]

there is only one white takanami akira in all of japan. and he's a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being called akira. id rather have a japanese jk ntr me with an ugly bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394513
nigero nigasuke

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394529
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7latqXHda8

[Anonymous No.]

yoooo it's real matt

[Anonymous No.]

>And what would you like the name to be that you will be called by henceforth?
>Can... can I be Bruce Wayne?
>Certainly. But sir, are you su-
>Yes! I'm sure. I thought about this long and hard - unlike my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394537
>2022
bruv its finna be 2024

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGqs7Q3veds

[Anonymous No.]

wow i just heckin love learning words

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it. Do you legally have to change your name when you move to Japan? In that case, I want to be named as howaito goddu

[Anonymous No.]

im 95% sure u only have to if u become naturalized or whatever cringe shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394579
they dont make hankos with romaji
you cant sign any legal documents without a japanese name

[Anonymous No.]

>>45391323
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394601
the name doesnt have to be japanese though you just have to have ching chongs to use
in other words you dont ever have to call yourself akira lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45391323

[Anonymous No.]

https://ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%82%AA%E9%AD%94%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93%E5%91%BD%E5%90%8D%E9%A8%92%E5%8B%95

Lol

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HloUXUwWyvE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394529
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394601
>>45394662
yeah this is gay as fuck lol
if i were to move to nipponland i'd just pick a few scribbles that look nice as my hanko you'd have to be a complete autist to actually assume a new name

[Anonymous No.]

konichiwa everyone, my name is akira

[Anonymous No.]

ossss fellow japanese people ora akira

[Anonymous No.]

we had a good run, see you guys next thread

[Anonymous No.]

the funny thing is that no normal person cares if you're a citizen or not. here where i live, when i see a turk i consider them a turk, doesn't matter if they're a naturalized citizen, they'll always be a turk to me.
only the government cares if you're a citizen

[Anonymous No.]

ngl id assume a regular japanese surname if i were planning to marry in japan
wouldnt want my future children to be unmasked as ハーフ that easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394759
word

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394773
they can tell at a glance that your kid is different

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394773
lil bro is gonna take his wife's name which is a greater shame than being a gaijin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394773
yahhh thats some cuck shit bro
take responsibility and be a man those are your children that you made by nutting inside of a japanese woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394793
>lil bro is gonna take his wife's name
sugar mommy

[Anonymous No.]

i think the government should just mandate all gaijins to take the surname takanami so that they don't forget their place. like the caste surnames in india or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394809
cringey loser

[Anonymous No.]

nnn is over, its time for ddd
diabolic doujin december

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/UiMdgemvBAA?t=414

[Anonymous No.]

asa ha yaku q ni okiru

[Anonymous No.]

*q g

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394773
bro you arent supposed to move to japan or marry them
just nakadashi and then disappear across the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394994
>t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394820
>think the government should just mandate all gaijins to take the surname takanami so that they don't forget their place. like the caste surnames in india or some shit
breaking news men named takanami the most popular in the country

[Anonymous No.]

bought a 加湿器

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393433
westernized japs are a plague

[Anonymous No.]

>>45394793
being a 婿養子 isn't particularly shameful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45395334
hated his stupid game

[Anonymous No.]

back from the doc with freshly cleaned ears. someone just set the world eq to treble +2.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC_qyPtaRhM

[Anonymous No.]

if i were to get a japanese name it would be sougou amino and people would have to call me amino-san.

[Anonymous No.]

that's not funny in the slightest

[Anonymous No.]

it's slightly funny. but not as funny as calling yourself akira

[Anonymous No.]

if i were to get a japanese name it would be gay faggot and people would have to call me gay-san.

[Anonymous No.]

every syllable of my name has to be butchered in japanese so im forced to pick a different name

[Anonymous No.]

mine stays literally the same. lucky

[Anonymous No.]

yay

[Anonymous No.]

and that's the thing. i would just keep my name as it is but select a kanji for each syllable.

[Anonymous No.]

my name works in japanese too its not so bad but id never refer to myself in japanese syllables like matto lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot to save the image of easy LNs to read last time

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/EarthOfficialJP/status/1730398812194115805

[Anonymous No.]

>>45392520
could you have gone pro in football if you hadn't joined the navy

[Anonymous No.]

I received an email today in business keigo and, oh man, I can barely communicate in regular Japanese, so how am I supposed to master keigo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45396205
https://juniorbunko.jp/published/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45393018
stimulants. just don't get addicted.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/RLn3_iaa08o?t=65

times where the english dub is far far superior to the japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

hard mode: no metal gear

[Anonymous No.]

never happened

[Anonymous No.]

xenoblade 1 is really good

[Anonymous No.]

don't fuck with this senator

[Anonymous No.]

do you know about the feared 窓際の席?

[Anonymous No.]

most malodorous whiteoid ive ever seen walkin up and goin "yeah my name is kawaguti itirou" like get a grip mate

[Anonymous No.]

what does malodorous mean?

[Anonymous No.]

just feel it out if you know malfunctioning you know what that means

[Anonymous No.]

smelling bad?

[Anonymous No.]

not odorous?

[Anonymous No.]

^ i wanna change my answer to that. no wait! yes i do. god this is stressful

[Anonymous No.]

mal a la tete?
bad at giving head? couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

*slides up to the bar*
hey baby im akira
her: uh no youre not

[Anonymous No.]

>whips out n2 cert
>hell yes i am
>her *walks off*

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best anki deck?

[Anonymous No.]

isnt it kanken 2 and not n2? which dont get me wrong is an even stronger vagina repellant but nonetheless its the center of his pride

[Anonymous No.]

*goes home*
yeah another jap bitch rawdogged

[Anonymous No.]

>by the end she was basically begging me to stop (read: leave)

[Anonymous No.]

djt could easily pass 2 and even pre1 if they decided on wasting valuable emersion time learning the 'writing' party trick

[Anonymous No.]

not me i got 80hd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45396276
Thanks, doesn't look like I can download this though

I downloaded some smut from https://yonde.itazuraneko.org/main/m025.html and I'm reading that now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45396519

[Anonymous No.]

no point learning to write in the era of computers

[Anonymous No.]

hey dekinais
has anyone made an anki deck with every 大辞泉 entry in it or do I have to make my own
>j-just mi...
this is why you're ngmi lol

[Anonymous No.]

just mine bro

[Anonymous No.]

>anki
pre-intermediate moment

[Anonymous No.]

>hey dekinais

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ケモカワ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45396657

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

hot, picked up

[Anonymous No.]

if i become a naturalized japanese citizen, can i use a female name like asuka or hinata?

[Anonymous No.]

yeah follow your dreams

[Anonymous No.]

you can be like chage n aska without the chage

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i want to fuck

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AAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

takesi...

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https://streamable.com/ybo8nt

[Anonymous No.]

takeshi is an alpha name
akira on the other hand...

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>>45395048
are we just ignoring this or?

[Anonymous No.]

i think we better

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>nigger in thumbnail
yes

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i feel intimidated by him. he might be better at japanese than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45396891
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45396891
didnt click because its doesnt appear outwardly interesting
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

dame

[Anonymous No.]

hes mentally ill bro we arent gonna stoop that low

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>>45396924
jfc i didnt think it could get more schizo that the fairi

[Anonymous No.]

Lads I feel like I'm gonna bomb the JLPT. I can read articles on NHK just fine usually and can can consoom media that's somewhere around N3 level without much trouble as long as I have a dictionary.

But I just took some mock tests and failed spectacularly. I feel like I don't even know the language barring the vocabulary. If I fail this exam I'm going to jisatsu

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[Anonymous No.]

mlen conditioned me to never watch videos posted here cuz im not interested in seeing whores make money by screeching at their whales

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>>45396933
you know there are overviews with all the grammar you're supposed to know. skimming those lists to gauge where you're at shouldn't take long.

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>>45396940
i find this to be a sensible stance

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you're throwing the baby (shizo kino) out with the bathwater (vshit)

[Anonymous No.]

who is shizo

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[Anonymous No.]

>13
i thought theres only 12 episodes

[Anonymous No.]

there's 28

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>>45396972
ご本尊はご存知ない。

[Anonymous No.]

akiramenai akira

[Anonymous No.]

now that's a name for the ages

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>>45396924
crazy ahh nigga lmao

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/irtz5d

[Anonymous No.]

that's a serious allegation do you have any proof for that?

[Anonymous No.]

sorry wrong chat

[Anonymous No.]

is that witch show good? That clip's cute

[Anonymous No.]

remember when morbido guy was seething about flying witch
those were the days

[Anonymous No.]

flying witch is harder than steins gate

[Anonymous No.]

theres like 1 scene which is hard and then the daughter explains it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

i like the little witches

[Anonymous No.]

little bitch academia

[Anonymous No.]

fuck bitches

[Anonymous No.]

小さいマンコ

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>>45397475
https://mega.nz/file/9VtV1QRR#XdGO0DVpdqsNR0z-RiBa1I3e7qlPXkKPsTEReVcjyi4

[Anonymous No.]

for me? it's sorceress alive

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[Anonymous No.]

wish i was a goblin

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why would you wanna be matto

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[Anonymous No.]

to have intercourse with my jewish mom

[Anonymous No.]

if i was matto i wouldn't scam nice people

[Anonymous No.]

easily the best show this season

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>>45397625
there are only 5 colors in that image

[Anonymous No.]

are you blind

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>>45397639
count them up

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14 coloringos

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kids use more colors scribbling in a coloring book
nice state of anime, lmao

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>>45397625
looks very bad

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>>45397595
shitty adventure?

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>>45397633
colors are for losers

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>>45397763
there are colors in that

[Anonymous No.]

dame... this has potential to be the doujin of the year
https://twitter.com/pyaropashimu/status/1730521168825004402

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>NTR
nope

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>>45397903
terrible art

[Anonymous No.]

i want to get ntr'd by frieren

[Anonymous No.]

loli ntr is hot

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>>45398024
its hot in hell too which is where you will go for all eternity to repent

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ive been in hell, its actually quite cold there contrary to popular belief. they probably figured out that the freezing cold is less comfortable than heat

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go put your hand on the stove burner while its on high and red hot and see how long you last
thats what hell will be like on your entire body for all eternity

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[Anonymous No.]

bunkos wife

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nah all the fat rotted away on that one

[Anonymous No.]

any music anons here? Do you listen stuff like podcasts while practicing?
Am I gonna make it if I don't consoom japanese while playing piano?

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[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/rirrvs
How do you win in this situation?

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all do but theyve forgotten

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>>45398190
まったく、

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>>45398190
i listen to the judge and nuku

[Anonymous No.]

the scary thing about ai sex robots will be that they will only work when connected to the internet so they can phone home to amazon/google/microsoft about what youre doing to it

[Anonymous No.]

umm your custom firmware bro?

[Anonymous No.]

as if that was needed to know what you're doing with an ai sex robot

[Anonymous No.]

oh no they're gonna show me dressing up my robot in cute outfits to zuckerborg

[Anonymous No.]

dress your robot up as zuckerberg

[Anonymous No.]

they're not gonna sell loli robots so why even bother

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>>45398176
no i don't have adhd

[Anonymous No.]

good stop being a sicko and fuck fully developed robots

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[Anonymous No.]

lmao

[Anonymous No.]

just let that boy fuck

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>>45398246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

one time just an innocent... fuck

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>>45391144
most anons already know nihongo

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>>45395048
ngmi if u arent this schizo

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>>45398246
augmented reality fuckbots will make your dreams come true bro
the future is a beautiful thing

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[Anonymous No.]

would get listeria then go there and point my ass at that wall and spray

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW_IyahhC2o

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>>45398443
sad midwit take

[Anonymous No.]

do you ever get this feeling https://streamable.com/0cvjf0

[Anonymous No.]

no

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>>45390828
me on the left

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>>45398459
bleak

[Anonymous No.]

anki question:
how do i deal with failing to remember a new word (clicking the fail button at least 5 times in a row)? eventually it clicks but there must be a more efficient way

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>>45398766
thats not an anki problem, the problem is that youre not memorizing the word right. anki won't help you with that.
anki just gives you the technology to space out the memorization, but you still have to do the memorization yourself

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that's an anki problem just uninstall

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>>45398766
just click? you are describing 20 seconds of work
you have 200000000 seconds ahead of you until fluency

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>>45398766
acquire the word instead through things that are interesting to you instead of brute force it with idiot cards

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>>45398847
>t. non-learner

[Anonymous No.]

Recommend easy nukiges to start reading in Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

can I learn japanese in 3 weeks?

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>>45398989
things that matter to you stick with you
things that dont dont

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have you ever noticed how rarely anime characters are pregnant? i mean it happens but it's so rare you get the impression that pregnancy is bad

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>>45399072
just saw one 10 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

anime is bad

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>>45399032
Not even slightly true

[Anonymous No.]

i still remember uzumaki
gmi

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>>45399181
But did you remember Naruto?

[Anonymous No.]

i remember akira

[Anonymous No.]

i remember mellow akira

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qayqvSdmF30

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>>45398766
the more words you know, the easier it gets

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>>45393346
'Copse', 'syncope', and 'subarachnoid membrane'. Also the actual definition of 'arrears' which I just knew vaguely as 'some legal thing about money'

[Anonymous No.]

real
https://twitter.com/ramentaro23/status/1730596177073295867

[Anonymous No.]

real stupid

[Anonymous No.]

うるさい

[Anonymous No.]

i never watched toradora

[Anonymous No.]

I did thinking i'd fall for the red one but I fell for the blue bitch.

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>>45399388
dont know that feel

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>>45399455
Christmas is right around the corner

[Anonymous No.]

movie day?

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>>45399496
*crosses arms*

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>>45399515
read this and komaneku popped in my head lets gooooo

[Anonymous No.]

noice bro

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>>45399475
Way to out yourself as a gullible incel.
Does DJT seriously believe everything it reads on the internet?

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>>45399575
they changed it after that tweet was posted

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and you don't think it's suspicious that it says 404 even tho there's a link lmao

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>>45399586
>>45399590
Umm, proof?

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>>45399599
the burden of proof would be on you still

[Anonymous No.]

the idea that israel is behind spreading homosexuality and not america is stupid

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>>45399607
Uh no, the burden proof is on those who make fake pictures when the website shows something completely different.

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>>45399610
you might want to open your eyes
https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-748349

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>>45399613
tweet is from a time in the past, you post a website from the present
those are two different things. im sorry but if you have something to prove you need to bring us some relevant evidence

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>>45399615
wow i can't believe they brought faggotry to america in 2023

[Anonymous No.]

me? i'm an alphemist.

[Anonymous No.]

I started studying JP so I didn't have to think about all this stuff and wouldn't have it shoved in my face

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>>45399629
all the japanese media you would later consume will all be tainted by it anyway you cant escape

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>>45399619
No, your picture is clearly forged with no proof of that page ever existing. Unless you can prove a page was there to begin with, then it's obvious the picture was manipulated.

[Anonymous No.]

what rights do fags need in japan anyway newhalfs are treated normally and have been 大活躍ing on tv as gaynin for decades now

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>>45399635
you have no proof of it ever not existing, and you are the one disputing it
therefore you must provide proof

[Anonymous No.]

there was a fag in one piece like 20 years ago

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>>45399610
your dumb ass is thinking in terms of countries instead of racial groups.
israel = the jews
america = the jews (who control america)
same shit, different small hat
japan will be next but they wont be jewed over until after im dead so thats where im going to live out the rest of my life

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>>45399645
I'm not the only one disputing it, idiot https://twitter.com/mrjeffu/status/1709715234712142047
Burden of proof is on you, bud.

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why is there no をは combination in japanese? could there not be some form of an artistic interpretation with it? im n6 btw so no bully

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>>45399660
i merely posted an image, you began the dispute
therefore you must provide proof
i dont make the rules

[Anonymous No.]

using the methods we use here, how fast could you get good at like spanish?

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>>45399654
you thinking about it in racial groups is dumb as fuck because random jews who have a normal job have nothing to do with it

[Anonymous No.]

spanish is basically english just take english words and put o at the end of them like spoono and forko and biblioteca-o and look at that youre fluent

[Anonymous No.]

and there are a lot of white anglo fags in control of america who fully support globohomo

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>>45399665
Absolutely not how it works. You have multiple witnesses testifying that the website never contained any references to embassies and that is proven true if you go to the website.
Sorry, kid, but you just got tricked on X.

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>>45399641
>newhalfs are treated normally and have been 大活躍ing on tv as gaynin for decades now
God, I hate Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

i hate gay people

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>Absolutely not how it works. You have multiple witnesses testifying that the website never contained any references to embassies and that is proven true if you go to the website.
Sorry, kid, but you just got tricked on X.

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btw the israeli embassy (among every other western embassy) sponsors this
https://pridehouse.jp/en/

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>>45399700
based

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>>45399701
Nah, burden of proof lies with you.

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if you weren't chugging diarrhea all day you'd know the cannonball of a tranny that is matuko deluxe is one of the most popular people in japan

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>>45399708
>Nah, burden of proof lies with you.

[Anonymous No.]

https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/big-in-japan-israeli-drag-queen-to-perform-on-the-main-stage-at-the-tokyo-pride-parade/

>Israeli actor Tal Kallai, also known by his alter-ego Talula Bonet — a veteran leading Israeli drag queen — was commissioned by the Foreign Office to excite the Japanese audience on the main stage of the Gay Pride Parade in Tokyo (Tokyo Rainbow Pride), considered one of the largest in Asia.

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>>45399716
I accept your concession.

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>>45399654
ご運を

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>>45399735
ooo this is embarassing. you forgot to put a verb in your sentence

[Anonymous No.]

the verb be silent

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>>45399802
>japanese implies subject
>japanese implies verbs
yikes terrible language

[Anonymous No.]

linguistics are a scam

[Anonymous No.]

is*

[Anonymous No.]

だ*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

omg is that anime titties

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a /djt/ without basedjaks

[Anonymous No.]

cant imagine a /djt/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I love the rebranding to /djt/

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>>45399735
it's ご武運を lol

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a world without moe

[Anonymous No.]

the waitress can still say moe moe kyun to me.. right?

[Anonymous No.]

spent ages saying bunnun? bunnun? b4 she realised i meant buun lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45399735
lmfao

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[Anonymous No.]

time to shitpost on /djt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45390828
immersion
>>>/v/659240843
>>>/v/659240843

[Anonymous No.]

さいあく

たいちょうわるいときにゲームして

ロストした

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erjhIa6-zF8

[Anonymous No.]

>>45400142
really want this one grand seiko watch but its like 4 grand and cant justify spending that on a watch until im wearing the big boy shoes at work or become a consultant

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[Anonymous No.]

sagida guy needs to see this

[Anonymous No.]

if i avoid loan words in nip and try my best to use japanese words instead will i sound normal or weird? lately i've been getting tired of using so many english words even in my own language and want to relearn how to articulate myself properly without unnecessary loanwords

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>>45400357
こういうバカやってても

とくになにもおこらないくらいの治安なのよ

にほんって

[Anonymous No.]

this is why im learning japanese

[Anonymous No.]

this is why im learning japanese

[Anonymous No.]

damn this thread ded

[Anonymous No.]

rip

[Anonymous No.]

yeah shits fucking dead in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45400477
60% of the Japanese lexicon consists of SInitic loans so it's borderline impossible to have a coherent conversation without loanwords. It's similar to trying to use only Germanic words in English (so-called 'Anglish')

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>>45401062

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm42913547

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else taking the JPLY in Vancouver on Sunday?

[Anonymous No.]

wwyd

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>>45401243
the what now

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>>45400716

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