ITT: Kanamara Matsuri, the most hilarious of all japanese festivals. POST YOUR PIX!

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Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:30:20 2008 No.453742 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Kanamara Matsuri, the most hilarious of all japanese festivals. POST YOUR PIX!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:31:11 2008 No.453744 File: 55 KB, 375x500, kanamara_0_05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] those are prayers taped to the bottom, probably fertility prayers maybe wang enlargement prayers

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:31:54 2008 No.453747 File: 53 KB, 450x338, valentine-card14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:32:53 2008 No.453750 >>453742 >Kanamara Matsuri, the most hilarious of all japanese festivals. POST YOUR DIX! Fix'd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:32:54 2008 No.453752 File: 69 KB, 391x344, kanamara2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminds me of that scene from dr. strangelove. She needs a cowboy hat to wave in the air

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:33:38 2008 No.453755 File: 40 KB, 640x480, 1204652547211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:33:44 2008 No.453756 File: 59 KB, 309x500, kanamara_2_03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] loli haet wiener

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:34:43 2008 No.453757 File: 39 KB, 400x330, penisfest18yg5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] life size for japanese peni

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:35:38 2008 No.453758 File: 72 KB, 500x332, 1198032127059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:36:25 2008 No.453761 File: 120 KB, 1176x960, 186273271_bb2632fc40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] classic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:37:53 2008 No.453763 with this kind of logic, shouldn't there be a festival for the girl end? or for that matter, for any part of the body?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:38:31 2008 No.453767 File: 92 KB, 400x533, 1208157105318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:39:53 2008 No.453769 >>453761 That kid's face is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:44:53 2008 No.453777 >>453761 Japan, training kids to help the economy int he near future.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:46:53 2008 No.453780 This is why I love Japan. Then I see Magibon on TV and then I loathe Japan. PICK ONE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:46:53 2008 No.453781 >>453763 Japan haet women

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:48:12 2008 No.453785 File: 22 KB, 460x348, 1190244181967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] rub it for fertility.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:49:53 2008 No.453789 excuse me for being a cultural retard, but is this a penis praising festival?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:49:53 2008 No.453790 >>453763 You can't exactly make a vagina statue without it looking extremely bizarre. This festival is for fertility. What would other body parts be for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:50:53 2008 No.453791 >>453790 girls can be infertile too

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:51:18 2008 No.453792 File: 70 KB, 533x760, 0020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GIANT WOODEN WORKSAFE PENISES

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:52:53 2008 No.453794 >>453789 More like fertility, but yeah basically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 06:56:53 2008 No.453798 >>453791 That's why you see all the little girls on the penis statues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:08:53 2008 No.453808 I wish every country had its women worship penises. It would solve a lot of problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:09:53 2008 No.453810 >>453808 Like teen pregnancy and suicide, right? Oh wait...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:21:53 2008 No.453834 >>453742 Be careful, this probably qualifies as child porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:25:53 2008 No.453843 >>453790 Lots of fertility statues are large-breasted pregnant women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:26:53 2008 No.453849 >>453834 Things like that are exempt when they're part of a culture. Same with naked 12 year old tribal girls form New Guinea

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:26:53 2008 No.453846 Those aren't penises, morans. The wooden things are candles. Okay? Kanamara Matsuri is a festival of candle worship, not penis worship

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:28:53 2008 No.453853 fucking japan

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:29:53 2008 No.453858 ...what...the...fuck. Goddamn it japan, why are you so awesome?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:29:53 2008 No.453859 >>453846 qft

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:31:53 2008 No.453863

>>453846
Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus) is an annual Shinto fertility festival held in Kawasaki, Japan in spring. The exact dates vary: the main festivities fall on the first Sunday in April. The penis forms the central theme of the event that's reflected everywhere; in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decoration, a parade of mikoshis, etc.

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:33:53 2008 No.453866

Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Candle) is an annual Shinto candle festival held in Kawasaki, Japan in spring. The exact dates vary: the main festivities fall on the first Sunday in April. The candle forms the central theme of the event that's reflected everywhere; in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decoration, a parade of mikoshis, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:34:53 2008 No.453869 >>453866 qft

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:39:53 2008 No.453884 >Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus) >Kanamara Matsuri >Kanamara >mara Where have I heard that name before...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:42:03 2008 No.453892 File: 79 KB, 650x650, THIS THING HAS A NOSE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>453884

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:43:29 2008 No.453897 File: 124 KB, 315x437, 19-MaraJade(C).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>453884 She could worship my statue, if you know what I mean!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:49:53 2008 No.453919 DICKS EVERYWHERE ^_^

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:52:53 2008 No.453932

There's also a legend of a demon that hid inside a young girl and castrated two young men on their wedding nights before a blacksmith fashioned an iron phallus that was used to break the demon's teeth, leading to the enshrinement of the item.

Japan has superior legends,face it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:54:53 2008 No.453936 I love that festival

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:56:53 2008 No.453941 >>453932 Vagina Dentata

Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:56:53 2008 No.453942

>>453932
I read about that, except it was Native American and instead of one demon, it was a family of girls with teethed vaginas. A clever family of brothers made wooden pOnOs and on the wedding night, stuck the wooden pOnOs into the teethed vagOOs and broke the teeth. After that, the girls became normal.

The Native Americans also have other pretty badass stories, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:56:53 2008 No.453944 >>453892 Just this last god damned week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 07:58:53 2008 No.453951 >>453932 >blacksmith fashioned an iron phallus that was used to break the demon's teeth so, what, he made like an iron condom or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:04:53 2008 No.453963 >>453951 An iron dildo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:05:53 2008 No.453965 >>453951 METAL PENIS

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:07:53 2008 No.453969 >>453965 BETTER METAL PENIS

Haruhi Suzumiya !6WLOYpwYgg Tue Apr 15 08:12:53 2008 No.453981

>>453942
I have this book of Native American folktales with a story titled "teeth in the wrong places." And it's basically just your typical vagina dentata story, except instead of using iron dildo trickery, the guy just punches the fuck out of her vagina and breaks the teeth out with his fist. Except for one round tooth, which he likes the feel of during sex. Yes, it actually specifies that he leaves one tooth in. Holy shit, hardcore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:13:53 2008 No.453988 >>453981 I have never been more proud to be part Native American.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:13:53 2008 No.453989 >>453981 Holy fuck. That is FUCKING MANLY

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:15:53 2008 No.453995 >>453981 This is like the Japanese fetish for fangs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:16:53 2008 No.453997 VOTE JOHN MCCAIN

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:18:53 2008 No.454003 >>453981 Indians > vikings > ninja > pirates

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:36:53 2008 No.454042 is this a neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 08:38:53 2008 No.454045 >>454042 /r/ whatever the fuck you're talking about.

Casually Anonymous Tue Apr 15 14:40:53 2008 No.454742

>>453742
oh so its fine that girls and even little kids grow up with these penis fest's every year, and with all the subliminal sexual content on tv and these festivals and those candies being the norm, suddenly when i pull my cock out on the train, im arrested and the girls are traumatised for life.

like, wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 14:45:53 2008 No.454763 Is there a vagina festival too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 14:48:27 2008 No.454769 File: 82 KB, 640x480, th2_7413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 14:56:53 2008 No.454795 >>453942 I've heard this before, somebody did a report on it in high school...

>>	Adjutant‮elbat eht no tac eht tup ,tac elbat ‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Tue Apr 15 14:57:53 2008 No.454798 >>454769 will it fit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 15:03:53 2008 No.454806 >>454798 Miracles are her middle name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 15:12:53 2008 No.454827 >>454003 Small pox > indians > vikings > ninja > pirates

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 15:26:53 2008 No.454875 From what I read, Japan needs this shit more than ever. Nobody's having babies any more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 16:14:53 2008 No.455034 お前ら絶対に日本に来るなよ。お前ら日本に対する妄想ばっかりで、気持ち悪いんだよ。俺たち日本に住んでいる外国人に恥をかかすなよ。絶対に日本には来るなよ。必ず恥かくぞ。

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 16:27:53 2008 No.455063 >>454875 It's mainly because the majority of Japanese families feel it uneconomical to have more than one or two children, not infertility.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 16:34:53 2008 No.455080 DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 16:47:49 2008 No.455120 File: 17 KB, 170x208, 1388765289003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>455080

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 17:40:53 2008 No.455480 lulz

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:05:53 2008 No.455743 >>455063 http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=60975 Also contributes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:07:29 2008 No.455771 File: 29 KB, 238x170, kanamara02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:09:53 2008 No.455816 >>453758 Isn't that the Neo Armstrong Cylcone Jet Armstrong Cannon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:10:40 2008 No.455826 File: 46 KB, 564x432, 1207187313602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:11:53 2008 No.455831 >>453744 >wang enlargement >Japan ULAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:15:37 2008 No.455861 File: 64 KB, 720x540, omedeto shinji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>453758 Was I the only one reminded of this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:17:09 2008 No.455884 File: 35 KB, 306x382, Cirnopenis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>455826

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:18:22 2008 No.455904 File: 73 KB, 640x480, 1170331621326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:18:53 2008 No.455901 >>455861 SO thats where it went...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:20:53 2008 No.455942 HEY GUYS WE'RE DISCUSSING PENISES. DO YOU WANT TO JOIN?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:21:53 2008 No.455965 >>453792 Sauce now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 18:30:53 2008 No.456051 >>455965 Alice in Sexland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 23:03:53 2008 No.458359 bump for things ladies might like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 23:10:53 2008 No.458399 >>458359 (For instance, penises)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 23:15:53 2008 No.458425 >>453792 sauce/rapidshit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 15 23:16:29 2008 No.458436 File: 115 KB, 441x473, hellogirls17460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baka Gaijin, Kimoi!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 06:58:53 2008 No.460251 >>453744 Now you know where the inspiration came from for Darth Vaders helmet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 07:25:14 2008 No.460316 File: 26 KB, 500x370, 1208330714865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol dix

Anonymous Wed Apr 16 07:28:22 2008 No.460323

>>453981
the festival may be older then we think. If the native americans have the exact same legend with a wooden wang, it may have come from the mongolians several thousands years BC befor the last migration of asians to Alaska, who would have passed it on to their descendents, the Indians.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 07:29:08 2008 No.460327 >>460251 >Now you know where the inspiration came from for GODZILLA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 07:40:01 2008 No.460372 >>460327 it's GOJIRA, numbnutz

>>	Evilhead Wed Apr 16 07:42:36 2008 No.460378 >>460323 Or it could have something to do with the fact that almost half of the population has one of those things between their legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 07:46:59 2008 No.460396 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2915392

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 08:13:59 2008 No.460514 >>453742 >>453752 GOD DAMN THIS IS RATHER HOT I DARE SAY (not the lolis)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 08:21:44 2008 No.460550 >>453761 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 08:24:01 2008 No.460561 File: 61 KB, 1024x576, 1208334241290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 08:30:44 2008 No.460595 >>460378 How the fuck can they walk, then? Those are huge!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 08:33:07 2008 No.460602 >>460378 >>Or it could have something to do with the fact that almost half of the population has one of those things between their legs. The perverts!

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