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You are now imagining Yukari's lips sliding up and down your shaft, and the sensation of her tongue gently teasing the head as she slowly sucks you to an explosively good orgasm.

>> No.4532519

you are now imagining your grandma doing it

>> No.4532525
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>>explosive good orgasm

feels bad man

>> No.4532526

I imagined this 2 months ago with the exact same line of text.

>> No.4532527

>>4532519
I am okay with this.

>> No.4532531

I don't enjoy getting blown really

>> No.4532533

>>4532511
nope sorry, I was thinking that her petticoat would look nicer with some broderie anglaise on the hem

>> No.4532535

>>4532531
I find it hotter than sex

>> No.4532538
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>> No.4532539

why is yukari such a slut

>> No.4532543
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she's only 17 you pervs

>> No.4532548

You can not stop Yukari from gapping the cock into your own mouth.

>> No.4532557
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She's not even an adult in her 17 years old.

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>>4532535

depends on the technique, if it's an unenthusiastic, reluctant encounter that's essentially a hand job with a little bit of spit, it sucks.

Yukari probably knows what's up.

>> No.4532569

>>4532548
I'm okay with this.

>> No.4532572

>>4532557

try with 1200

>> No.4532574 [SPOILER] 
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4532574

Yukari is too dangerous.

>> No.4532579

>>4532574
I'm not okay with this.

>> No.4532587

>>4532543
/r/ing the "We're kids/Stop sexualizing us" pic

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4532590

>shaft

>> No.4532598
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4532598

I'd rather Ran do it.

>> No.4532609

I hope you never write erotic literature.

>> No.4532612

>>4532598

while Chen tag teams my nutsack

>> No.4532623
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>> No.4532629

>>4532609

humourously enough I think the anon that wrote that line originally has written a bunch of erotic toehoe stories and posted them here.

I'm pretty sure it's the guy who wrote the Aya chocolate puke story.

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>>4532623
there was a thread some time ago in which someone made some very nice impression of Reimu dirty-talking about her smooth armpits.
where is that person?

>> No.4532648

>>4532637

Archive link?

>> No.4532664
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>>4532587
Not what you want, but I'll post it anyways.

>> No.4532667

>>4532648
...don't have it. I don't even remember when it happened. I don't think i knew about the archieve at that time, or even paid attention to names or sages. I just remember he was attampting to show how ridiculous is dirty talking, but got the opposite effect.
no oldfags here?

>> No.4532689
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>>4532664
YEAH!

>> No.4532717
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>> No.4532723

>>4532667
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3311968#p3312448

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>>4532689

>> No.4532734
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>>4532726
Yessssssssss!

>> No.4532735

>>4532723
yes, that one.
>sep 2009

I'm really a newfag, eh?

>> No.4532758

>>4532689
SAUCE!?

>> No.4532760

>>4532723

it's... alright... I guess...

Whatever floats your boat though, I've read some things on here that have made me painfully erect that other anons probably thought was shit.

>> No.4532765
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>>4532758
http://www.hentaisanet.com/?p=717

>> No.4532766

>>4532758
Stop that. You will never be the same.

>> No.4532780

>>4532766
I thought you were banned.

>> No.4532781

>>4532765

too lazy to start downloading all 21 parts.

>> No.4532786

>>4532780
I am banned.

>> No.4532790

>>4532760
It is better when you aren't expecting anything.
...I think.

>> No.4532800

>>4532786
Why? you seem to be a nice person, allways giving download links to doujins and stuff.

>> No.4532811

>>4532800
It's because he does nice things that he's banned.

>> No.4532813

>>4532800
his ISP was banned

>> No.4532837

>>4532717
>"THIS is what Suigin actually believes.png"

>> No.4532844

>>4532800
There's no nice things on /jp/ and there's especially no fun allowed.

>> No.4532857

>>4532837
I dont get it

>> No.4532883
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>>4532781
http://www.tokyotosho.info/details.php?id=220071

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>>4532883

>> No.4532920
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>>4532911
Oh, yes!

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You are now imagining Yukari with pointy ears.

>> No.4532930

>>4532511
Not with those disgusting tumors she isn't.

>> No.4532932

>>4532922
DO WANT

>> No.4532971
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>>4532922

>> No.4533027

>>4532535
Fucking this
I think it has it's own fetish-y name.

>> No.4533045

i'd be stunned by terror, afraid of the moment when she bites off my dick.

>> No.4533407
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4533407

Old hags, not so good.

>> No.4533415

>>4533407
Touhou would be so much better if those two are the main characters

>> No.4533447
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>>4533415
Indeed.

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>>4533415

It would make a pretty good manga/doujin series. Yukari harassing Rinnosuke. Though as is, it's already kind of a series of short stories, just not taken as far as a joke as that image.

>> No.4533516

>>4532574

I can't think of a woman who is better equipped to rape men. She would fuck you up worse than a band of 1000 gay niggers. And eat you after that.

>> No.4533530

>>4533415

Rinnosuke suck. Yukari and Yuka should be the main characters.

>> No.4533539

>>4533530
I'm imagining an '80s cop drama staring Yuka and Yukari.

>> No.4533560

>>4533539
want

>> No.4533569

>>4532574

This is my new fetish...

>> No.4533577

>>4532883
This never works for me. It always gets to about 43.9kB and then says it's an invalid torrent. Oh well.

>> No.4533600

>>4532511

And then bites off your dick and summons a swirling mass of Lovecraftian horrors that proceed to rape in every possible way as she slowly eat you alive.

>> No.4533610

>>4533600
Oh boy, then what? :D

>> No.4533621
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>>4533530
I prefer Rinnosuke and Youki homolust

>> No.4533633

>>4533600
feels good man

>> No.4533667

>>4533600

Considering that the best slut in the history of the universe just sucked my dick I'd likely be so full of adrenaline I wouldn't feel any pain. And a vision of those lips slowly biting into me isn't bad at all.

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4533875

Anyone post what this is from?

>> No.4535067

>>4532511
Just ordered a 24x36 framed canvas print of that picture.

>> No.4535142

>>4535067
When you get it upload it to mediafire for us. Alright?

>> No.4535167

>>4533621
Doujin where?

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4535196

I prefer Koishi, Full force

>> No.4535198

>>4535067
>260 KB, 864x605
>Just ordered a 24x36 framed canvas print of that picture.

Not sure if troll.

>> No.4535212

I'd tell that old hag to GTFO my room.

>> No.4535214

>>4535067

Amazing. Your dedication to Yukari is commendable.

Where are you going to hang it?

>> No.4535241

>>4535214
On your mother's face.

>> No.4535254

>>4535167
I think its stand alone.

>>4532911
"Touhou Enchantresses' Dance 8" by Takaku-ya, translated by DesuDesu.
(And before anyone asks, only volumes 6-9 are translated, all by DesuDesu)

>>4533875
"Renkoin Kinshi" by Baron Sengai (Danshakuryou). Once again, DesuDesu.

>>4533506
Most annoying, I don't remember the origin of this one. It was a group of 4koma that was, as you can tell, paralleling Azumanga Daioh comics.

>> No.4535257

>>4535198
I think he means 24 *inches* by 36 *inches*.

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>>4532723
>DO YOU LIKE MY EXPOSED PITS HUH? YOU LIKE THEM DON'T YOU? MY SMOOTH PITS. MY SWEATY ARMPITS. I DIDN'T USE DEODERANT TODAY YOU KNOW! YOU WANNA LICK THEM DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU? MY LITTLE SHAVEN PITS. LICK MY DIRTY MIKO PITS!

I...I don't even...

>> No.4535327

>>4535257
I think you misunderstood what I was saying. 260 KB, 864x605 at 36x24 inches is going to look like crap.

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>>4535304

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>>4535344

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>>4535344
What is?

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>>4535378

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>>4535398

>> No.4535457

>>4535327
There's a really high resolution version of that image.

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>>4535378
>>4535423
you are asked for it

>> No.4535515

>>4535344
>>4535398
They think your penis is small.

>> No.4535522

>>4535511
Bad end.

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>>4535511
HOLY SH...

>> No.4535529

>>4535511
>>4535511
>penis-cutting-action

worst GIJoe ever.

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