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45315179 No.45315179 [Reply] [Original]

Cute alcoholic

>> No.45315188
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45315188

Do Oni dream of endless sake?

>> No.45315203

where onis find all the sake they drink? you dont see them ever working.

>> No.45315210
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Remember; To combat a hangover, take plenty of water and carbs to soak up the alcohol in your belly!
Watermelon is a great hydrator, and it tastes good too! Remember to eat suika whenever you get drunk!

>> No.45315227
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>>45315203
Stealing barley / rice from villagers is a classic Oni pastime!
Most of the work of fermenting is just waiting around, during which time you can drink some more!

>> No.45315310

>>45315227
>Stealing barley / rice from villagers is a classic Oni pastime!
damn, suika is a true rebel. much better than seija.

>> No.45315534

>>45315203
In Suika's case she fortunately has a magic item that produces an infinite amount of it. The others probably just steal it unless oni have a rich brewing culture in the background, which they just might. Surely some of them throughout oni history became curious about their favorite drink and learned how to make it themselves.

>> No.45315539

>>45315310
Oni are known for drinking, stealing, and their propensity for violence. Are they the black people of youkai?

>> No.45315581

>>45315534
>she fortunately has a magic item that produces an infinite amount of it
how lucky. i hope she shares some with yuugi and kasen.

>> No.45315592

>>45315581
Her item would have good synergy with Yuugi's dish that can turn any sake into high quality sake.

>> No.45315615

>>45315203
All you need is water and a sake bug, and there's definitely plenty of water to go around. Makes me wonder if they have bug farms or something.

>> No.45315621

>>45315592
i can see them start a successful business. ok, i cant, but they could if they were less lazy.

>> No.45320743
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The oni has be secured

>> No.45320753

>>45320743
The cum/piss jar..

>> No.45322664

>>45315179
I wonder if Suika would like to play videogames while we get drunk

>> No.45323221

>>45322664
i can see her being strong in any vidya involving button smashing.

>> No.45324958

>>45315179
I bet her armpits smell like grain alcohol

>> No.45331093
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Oni's true form

>> No.45339454
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Ibuki Smug-ka
Goading you into correcting her so she can turn the tables on you

>> No.45340246

Suika feet in my mouth

>> No.45348359
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45348359

Woah big

>> No.45348403

>>45348359
So big, yet so small...

>> No.45355079
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>>45324958
"What, my armpits? Hmm... Hai, douzo."

>> No.45355092

>>45355079
Could you get drunk by licking Suika's smooth armpits?

>> No.45355093

I wish I could be Suika.

>> No.45355466

>>45355092
it's worth a try.

>> No.45364492

>>45315179
reminder you shouldn't impregnate her because the dumb bitch will give your child fetal alcohol syndrome

>> No.45365923

>>45364492
Oni genes are immune, creampie who you like

>> No.45372815
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>>45315188
I dream of endless sex with Oni

>> No.45373635

>>45348359
I'mma build a house in her huge vagina

>> No.45376616
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>>45315179
She ran out of alcohol

>> No.45387626

>>45320743
Let her go!

>> No.45388987

>>45320743
Suika is about to be turned into an alcoholic beverage!

>> No.45393244

>>45315592
Weird if she doesn't cause if I remember correctly the only reason Suika drinks from other sources is because the sake from her gourd isn't very high quality.

>> No.45400851
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>>45315179
Suika feet jumpscare

>> No.45401190

>>45393244
Do we ever see them canonically interacting?

>> No.45401474

Suika pees pure sake

>> No.45404470
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>>45401190
They have a phone call in SA.

>> No.45404509

>>45401190
In SA its explicitly said they know each other but its been awhile. So they are friends at least and are shown together a good few times

>> No.45411666

>>45315179
I wanna take advantage of her while she's passed out

>> No.45413547
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45413547

Any sake recommendations? Preferably the ones that are good when heated a bit.

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Always keep one for when you need her.

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>>45315179
oh no suika looks like she is drooling, her airway is compromised with possible asperation of saliva and I need to fix it haha, oh no I don't have a suction device on me guess i have to finger sweep her mouth hahahahha man wouldn't it be crazy that instead of my finger it was my dick in her mouth ahahahhahaa

>> No.45423949

>>45413547
I too am curious. I'm looking to onimaxx, which involves developing a taste for sake.

So I'm thinking high alcohol percentage. Let me get some recommendations for that.

>> No.45431038
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>>45315179
Everyone finds it soooo cute when Suika drinks an entire bottle of sake a day.
But when I do...

>> No.45431346

>>45431038
I am just worried about your health anon.

>> No.45431536

>>45423885
What do you need a pocket suika for?

>> No.45432393

>>45431536
To make sure your keys stay in your pocket.

>> No.45432585
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45432585

>>45431536
A pocket suika is an all in one tool, you see. With a pocket suika you'll never have to worry about a thing again!
It can:
Perform rescue services in case of emergency!
Perform long and short distance calls on the patented Ibuki Audio Relay!
Record audio and remind you of important events!
Take pictures and record cherished memories on our lightning fast Graphite Resolution System!
Entertain friends and family with jokes, dances, and trivia!
Become the life of party!
Never forget your keys and wallet again with our Active Optical Scanning technology!
Play music and video using cutting edge Suibuki software, courtesy of Ransoft!

Get your Pocket Suika today!
Only one bottle of sake every week!
the oni of old hell, Ibukisoft(tm), Suika Ibuki, Ransoft llc, The Palace of the Earth Spirits, the Sages of Gensokyo, nor any party affiliated with the distribution or advertisement of the Pocket Suika are responsible for bodily, mental, or property damages resulting from the use of the Pocket Suika or any related systems

>> No.45436710

>>45432585
these goblinu are useful, but what's the price?

>> No.45442041

>>45436710
There's always a catch, and pocket suika is best there is!

>> No.45442177
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>>45413547
got three 720ml bottles of this for my birthday years ago. Goes well with pork cutlets & sukiyaki. Fish tacos for odd reasons work ok. Best of all, you can drink it cold or very warm.

>> No.45442251

>>45442177
I drank that out of a carton once. They sell sake in a carton in Japan. Isn't that weird?

>> No.45443492

>>45442251
>They sell sake in a carton in Japan. Isn't that weird?
if they do it with wine i guess they can do with sake too.

>> No.45443506

>bust again
Kill yourselves

>> No.45450558

>>45443506
Who said that?

>> No.45456672
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>>45315227
or simply steal whatever other alcoholic drinks they get their hands on

>> No.45458956
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Depression hits hard when you get drunk for nothing.

>> No.45459402 [DELETED] 

ouuuhhhhh we try baiting him with whores as befitting of chinese dogs

>> No.45460207
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>>45315179
sex

>> No.45460215

>>45460207
Conceptualize the taste

>> No.45460286

>>45460215
she is too drunk to wipe

>> No.45460291

>>45460215
What does Sake taste like anyway?

>> No.45460300

>>45460291
rotten rice

>> No.45460490

>>45460291
Fermented rice, its good.

>> No.45460974

>>45460291
I find the aroma similar to yeast but noone agrees with me

>> No.45469198

>>45315179
Prprprprpr

>> No.45478485
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Good food
Good booze
Good company
Happy suika
Simple

>> No.45479952
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Drink up

>> No.45491269

>>45460291
most sake tastes like shit
bad wine is more tolerable than bad sake. good sake is alright but very expensive

>> No.45502289

>>45491269
Actual shit taste

>> No.45502464

>>45502289
>Actual shit taste
But I don't like rotten rice juice aka sake.

>> No.45507196
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Swshswshswshswshswshswsh

>> No.45507210

>>45479952
FREE drinks!

>> No.45507227

>>45502464
Then you don't like wine, spirits, nor beers either. Its all 'rotten' juice

>> No.45507647

>>45507227
Wine, spirit and beer are not rotten rice juice and spirits and beer go through a brewing process.
Keep crying lol

>> No.45514134

>>45507647
All them are fermented just like sake

>> No.45514301

>>45507196
I love this .gif.

>> No.45514462

>>45514134
To be fair sake specifically is fermented with a mould, not yeast. See VV
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergillus_oryzae

More to the point, it is possible to like cider and not beer, wine and not bread. To even put spirits in the same category is misleading as well. You aren't going to make the man like a drink he doesn't like by telling him that it's all the same.
Also the way the post is written highlights rice being as important to the taste as it being fermented, so I don't get why anyone is arguing that liking beer would make you like sake "Because it's just fermented grain". It's a fallacy derived from a generalisation.
Not to say this guy isn't being a little rude, but who am I to care about that.

>> No.45514495

1. Set up big barrel
2. Suspend Yuugi's dish near top of barrel with light framework
3. Turn Suika's gourd over above dish, secure it
4. Connect gourd to water supply
5. Unlimited free high quality sake
Dumb oni...

>> No.45515689

>>45514134
Wine is perhaps but not spirits/liqour(distilled) or beer (brewed)

>> No.45519049

>>45514495
Doesn't Suika have to close the gourd in order for it to refill?

>> No.45519072

>>45515689
Prior to distilling the spirits the mash is first fermented for a few weeks until the yeast and enzymes do their work. It is distilled afterwards.
Beer is similar as the yeast must be able to eat the sugars and convert it to alcohol.

>> No.45521102

>>45519072
And yet it is still heated and cooked and not just rotten rice juice with mold.

>> No.45522389

>>45521102
The heating is not to cook but to do the distillation process, literally rotten juice but pushed through pipes so the alcohol is extracted

>> No.45522679

>>45522389
And yet it's still heated and not rotten moldy rice juice.

>> No.45526769

I bought a bottle of Suika tonight for Suika. Fuck I mean sake. Pretty drunk right now. Love you guys. Love Suika. Yeah.

>> No.45534088

>>45526769
Luv u 2

>> No.45535422
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>>45526769
>bottle of Suika
God I wish

>> No.45535493

Superior rice liquor/wine
Makgeolli
Dongdong-ju
Gamju
Cheongju
Beopju
Baekse-ju
Jugyeopcheongju
Ogalpiju
Songsunju
Gwaha-ju
Hongju
Soju
Mijiu
Huangjiu
Handia
Apo
Ara
Chhaang
Choujiu
Chuak
Raksi
Rượu cần
Sato
Snake wine
Sonti
Tapuy
Thuthse

>> No.45535535

I bet Suika's burps could burn your eyes.

>> No.45535543

>>45535535
What about her farts?

>> No.45535586

Aw man, I haven't consumed any alcohol for years due to my diet. I don't think Suika would like me.

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