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You are now a shinto priest.
You need mikos, how would you go about getting some?

[ ] daughter(s)
[ ] advertise in local newspaper
[ ] kidnap girls on the street

>> No.4530179

[x]kidnap girls off the street

>> No.4530181

[x] Adoption.

>> No.4530182

[X] advertise in local newspaper

>> No.4530183

[x] Sit casually on the shrine steps with no pants and a huge boner

>> No.4530184

[x] son
[x] advertise in international newspaper 'looking for new maids'
[x] kidnap boys and girls from Haiti orphanage

>> No.4530185

[X] advertise in local newspaper
I would have fun giving the interviews

>> No.4530190

[x] rape the maids

>> No.4530198

>>4530184
>kidnap boys and girls from Haiti orphanage
so you want black mikos?

>> No.4530209

>>4530198

Why don't? They're cheap, reliable and disposable. Don't you just bored with the plain white skinned miko?

>> No.4530211

[X] advertise in local newspaper

>> No.4530216

>>4530198
>black

Brown, Anonymous, brown.

>> No.4530236

Have sex with the gap youkai.

>> No.4530240

Do shinto priest test potential miko for viginity?

>> No.4530245

[x] order one from the miko factory

>> No.4530252

[x] advertise in local newspaper

Just need to preach and be a paragon of humanity

>> No.4530258

>>4530176
It's part of my shrine's tradition to kidnap girls for miko service.

>> No.4530292

[X] advertise in local newspaper
AND in the internet.

>> No.4530295

>>4530198
little brown girls are the best

>> No.4530342

>>4530295
None of the females I fap too are little or brown.

>> No.4530395

You are now a shinto priest.
But who is the deity enshrined in your residance?

[ ] Takeinadane
[ ] Kokopelli
[ ] Priapus
[ ] Mishaguji

>> No.4530446

You are now a shinto priest.
But who is the deity enshrined in your residance?

[X] Fuuko

>> No.4530457

>>4530395

[x] Cthulhu

>> No.4530464

>>4530395
I don't know any of those. Can't I just take Odin or something?

>> No.4530465
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4530465

Obviously,
I draws 'em.

>> No.4530468

>>4530395
[x] Nazara

>> No.4530478

>>4530176
Isn't Japan running out of Miko?

>> No.4530492

>>4530464
Takeinadane: Japanese deity, depicted as a 3m long phallus
Kokopelli: Native American fertility deity, depicted with a huge dick
Priapus: Greek penis deity
Mishaguji: Japanese deity, depicted as an earthworm and/or penis

All the mikos you recruit will suddenly grow dicks as large as their torsos and your shrine will be a dickgirl orgy.

>> No.4530515

>>4530236
Your thoughts intrigue me and I wish to convert to your religion.

>> No.4530521

>>4530395
[X] Mara

>> No.4530523

This is probably a stupid question but how do they call male equivalent of miko?

>> No.4530528

>>4530523
Mike

>> No.4530538
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4530538

>>4530528
>joke

>> No.4530556

>>4530523
A man hanging around helping with shrine duties? Either a monk or an apprentice priest I guess.

>> No.4530578

>>4530523
acolyte?

>> No.4530583

>>4530556
Hmm.

Apprentice to a Shinto priest gets a job at a shrine and works with a team of lovable Miko...

...Sounds like the Harem Manga that'll finally make me rich!

>> No.4530591

>>4530583
or VN.
that would make a good VN

>> No.4530654

>>4530583
>>4530591
Come see me Tonight 2

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