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I'm a hardcore fan with Touhou, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Gensokyo where I would often train with Marisa in the Forest of Magic and help Reimu with the Flower Watching, but one day as I was talking to Reimu, we went to my Kourindou for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live outside the barrier and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Yukari and she agreed that you would be PERFECT as the head priest of the Hakurei Shrine, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Yukari said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a knife and a nice slice through the stomach works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>> No.4525224

>suicide will require pain

Yukari confirmed for jackass. It brings on many changes.

>> No.4525251

>and i purchased a gun.
Please be consistent with your edits.

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>> No.4525282

>>4525251
I thought a gun would be easier, sorry.

>> No.4525294

Go on, kill yourself.

The good thing about dying is that you won't be able to feel disappointed when "you" "arrive" in the great nothing.

>> No.4525298

Aww, no fair!

>> No.4525299

Sounds legit, you should kill yourself right now.

>> No.4525306

>>4525213
Good copypasta, I'm embarrased to say that I do the lucid dreaming thing too.
Oh well, guess you can be a failure despite having studies, friends and work.

>> No.4525320

Do I need to have this dream first, or can I just go ahead without talking to her first?

>> No.4525336
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Anyone have some lucid dream tips, my problem is I don't have dreams often enough to make all the shit to induce lucid dream state worth it.

>> No.4525337

>>4525306
How do you do it?

>> No.4525346

I've tried lucid dreaming but I don't like having to get up and write in a dream journal.
Also HURR DUR BEDWETTING before some other faggots mention it.

>> No.4525368

>>4525346
You'd rather just lie there in your sodden sheets?

>> No.4525366

maribel, is that you?

>> No.4525372

>>4525337
Being a failure? It's simple, you need to be a normal person, having an average life, but still feel like shit everyday.

>> No.4525380

>>4525346
Bedwetting? I've pissed in a VERY VERY realistic way on dreams but still be okay IRL. Same with cumming.

>> No.4525402

The obvious flaw here is that there are (almost) no men in Gensokyo.

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>try to escape reality
>be in Gensokyo

So I'm not alone?

>> No.4525417

>>4525380
bedcumming is much more noble.

>> No.4525426

ah yes i wouyld like steal alices grimoir and be like all migty powerful wizard wirh a doll legion .ph34r: and all teh girls in gensyoko will be my slaves XD and then when yukari wakes up in spring she will be like wehres reimu o-o and when she goes to the shrine she willsee me and my harem sucking my dick XD

>> No.4525437

Gensokyo is legit, no viruses at all. I was given chubby Asian girl body, a hat and a frilly dress upon entry. Looking forward to seeing you here! (:

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>>4525426
0/10
nice try

>> No.4525450

>>4525437
Thanks Derek!

>> No.4525469

>>4525368
That's not how it works.

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I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!" This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works, but make sure you put the gun in your mouth for better accuracy, If you can't afford a gun, jump off a very VERY tall building, I wouldn't recommend pills because it's not a guaranteed method of dying, you could just get really really sick and be hospitalized." I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and purchased a gun (I'll even post the gun with receipt, if you want) But Friday I might actually kill himself because that dream just felt too fucking real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>> No.4525499

>>4525469
rubber pants?

>> No.4525522

>>4525499
Diapers.
I'll admit it, that's what I do so fuck off.

>> No.4525537

>>4525522
You really should have never made it public if you didn't want the negative attention bro.

>> No.4525554

>>4525402
How do you know?

>> No.4525589

>>4525554
I don't.

>> No.4525619

>>4525506
Wow, they're already making edits of OP...
Yes, I'm joking.

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>>4525589
Ah. Well, this drawing from PMiSS proves there are at least five.

>> No.4525647

>>4525380
I've pissed in dreams and been completely dry when I woke up...and I've had dreams I was paddling in the sea with my lolis and woken up completely wet.

>> No.4525651

This is copypasta. Have you guys never seen it before?

>> No.4525657

>>4525647
>paddling the sea
Did someone say sea?

>> No.4525663

>>4525644
>five
So who's the trap?

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>>4525522
fuck yeah, diapers

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>>4525647
>I've had dreams I was paddling in the sea with my lolis and woken up completely wet
You may be a latent pedophile.

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>>4525689

I'd maybe her lion, if you know what I mean

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>> No.4525788

>>4525663
That four dudes plus Rinnosuke.

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>> No.4525847

>>4525818
>>4525793
>>4525774
>>4525757
>>4525737
>>4525689

lol.

>> No.4525860

Stop fucking with Squall's impeccable image.

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