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(Affection C )
[Ask her Out]
"This is the 108th time. You don't know when to give up, do you...?"
"It's not that I dislike you, but I've really got no time."

>> No.45237904
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>>45237856
I don't think I would ever ask her out, not even if I was paid to do it.
I'd take eternal damnation over this.

>> No.45238223

>>45237904
You don't like Eiki?

>> No.45238366

>>45237904
Why?! Eiki is cute, and unlike many 2hus, a genuinely good person who wouldn't hurt you for no reason

>> No.45238395

If you like Eiki, you can try asking her to let you help her in her daily activities, this way you can spend an eternity with Eiki in Higan if that's a positive for you

>> No.45238468

>>45238223
Gee anon, you think?

>> No.45238481

>>45237856
Drop pants
Rape

>> No.45238488

>>45238366
True! She's nice

>> No.45238588

>>45237856
Okay then, goodbye and have a good day

>> No.45240738

>>45238366
>who wouldn't hurt you for no reason
I can't comprehend being in a relationship that isn't abusive.

>> No.45241427

>>45237856
I roll for seduction.

>> No.45241448

>>45238395
Would Eiki turn down my help if she clearly knows i am just doing it because i want to be near her?

>> No.45241523
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>>45240738
I wouldn't call it abusive because that would go against her character. Difficult and unbearable definitely. Her lecturing is critical of you as a person and your actions because she genuinely wants you to better yourself so you don't go to hell. Being in a relationship with her puts you in a unique position of being groomed into a virtuous person on the daily. This is not something I bet 99% of people can handle being subjected to and lends you to feeling like you're walking on eggshells all the time if you can't cope well to her personality and scrutiny. Getting into a relationship with Eiki requires two things out of you: 1) is that you accept who she is as a person and that you can't change her, and 2) is accepting that you are only Human and you're going to make mistakes. Eiki knows this well, which is why lectures you so you can correct mistakes, right your wrongs, and maintain a good karma.
>>45241427
All boards should have a dice roller desu

>> No.45241550

>>45241523
Getting stockholmed into loving her because the walking in the eggshells feeling is the same i used to have with my family when i was a kid!

>> No.45241574

>>45241550
Me too, me too. Now that anon explained it like that I'm starting to warm up to her too. Do you think she'd beat me with her rod of remorse if I mess up too much?

>> No.45241724

>>45241523
Sorry Eiki, my only sin is that I'm too virtuous. And beautiful, and innocent, and humble. Those are my only sins.

>> No.45241756

testing

>> No.45241972

>>45241756
It's alive!

>> No.45242003

>>45241550
I want to see Eiki breaks down as she came to the conclusion that none of her lecture will ever work on me, and the realization that she would have to send me to Hell despite her love is too much for her little body to bear!

>> No.45242027
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>>45241724
You sound like an ideal candidate for the oni cock fight ring.
I'm sure Kutaka is looking forward to meeting fresh challengers.

>> No.45242208
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yama xana doo

>> No.45242215

>>45242208
Myschi is not a parrot, she's a sparrow!

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>>45237856
So.
You want to see my remorseless rod?

>> No.45242681

>>45242003
I want to see Eiki break down as I start committing more sins to spite God.
I want to look her dead in the eye as I lift up her skirt, just to see the disgust shock and anger well up in her, as she attempts to find a lecture stern enough to scold me with.
And then when she comes up with something she can work with, I poke her in the clit, and she realizes that I never cared about going to Hell, only in causing as much discomfort and suffering to those around me as possible.

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>>45238223
She's too judgemental.

>> No.45244989

Ok I admit it, I want to have sex with Eiki.

>> No.45245024

>>45244989
Just sex? You have to marry her first

>> No.45245071

>>45245024
Imagine that first night after marriage, millenia accumulated sexual tension...

>> No.45245480
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>>45245071
The Husband is going to spend the honeymoon recovering from their first night

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>>45245071
Would Eiki be heavy? I mean, she WAS a Jizo statue.

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>>45242681
Too bad for you, she's into that. After a millinium of being forced to be a stuck up judgemental tightass she's developed a fetish for naughtiness.
...you naughty boy.

>> No.45255603

>>45255470
Well, she is a yook now, even if highest-tier one, so i think she can manipulate her form. Though she is pretty tall canonically, not shorter than Komachi.

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>>45237904
>>45238481
>>45242681

Eiki's filling out the paperwork necessary to send you to Hell as we speak!

>> No.45255619

>>45255605
>>45255577
Which is it?
Also I was going to hell anyway.
Done some bad things I have.
Like sexxing Komachi on the job!

>> No.45258954

>>45255605
Big deal, I'm Catholic, I've lived thirty years already certain I'm going there.

>> No.45259255

>>45255470
>she WAS a Jizo statue
i bet she's naturally really good with kids

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>> No.45270749
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>> No.45270795

>>45258954
>Catholic
Saying you're going to hell after that is just redundant information anon.

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45276414

Eiki is disappointed in you guys

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>>45242208
yama yama

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>> No.45285126
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45285126

HAVING stockholm syndrome WITH JUDGE DREDD

>> No.45293270

>>45284054
who would write such a book? and who would fact-check it?

>> No.45297537

>>45285126
Lewd posting with Eiki-sama is ILLEGAL

>> No.45297620
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Every time I meet Eiki-sama, she stares into my eyes (lovingly) and bites her lips. I think she likes me!

>> No.45300209

>>45238223
She's too uptight.

>> No.45302782

>>45297620
Eiki-sama says she only hurts me because she loves me.

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>>45285126

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>>45297537
there is nothing illegal happening there, citizen. it is just plain old lecturing.
now that you understand, come, it's your turn.

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>>45307600
You know how lots of 2hus will be joked about as being sluts? Eiki is one of those who I just can't see her as one even as a joke.
She's a purehu.

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>>45308132
>She's a purehu.
Eiki is pure, but she's also extremely lewd. The difference between her and the usual Gensokyo tramps is that Eiki reserves her lewdness entirely for her husband and her husband alone.

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this lecture is weird, she just shared some food with me and asked if i liked it. she also asked if we could go to the human village together. well, i suppose i better accept if i wanna go to heaven.

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>> No.45325176

I love Eiki’s asymmetrical haircut

>> No.45328282

>>45237856
So If Outsiders die in Gensokyo, do they get judged by Eiki too?

>> No.45333503
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Bratty judge

>> No.45334964
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>>45255619
why would you do that?

>> No.45339131
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I love Judge Eiki!

>> No.45339397
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>>45284054
Well its kind of your job you lazy moral FAG bitch.You are literally suppose to evaluate someones sins and determine where their soul goes. Do i have to bribe you to do your own job? Holy shit i hate you so much. Your boss is so much cooler than you and i hope she fires your sorry ass.

>> No.45344462
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45344462

Which one?

>> No.45347814

>>45344462
The one in the middle.

>> No.45348208

>>45344462
The lips.

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>>45344462
The fact that you've prepared both is touching.
I'm not sure why a Yama would be interested in me, but I'm glad she is.
Now take off the hat so I can pat your head.

>> No.45348354

>>45344462
None, go away.

>> No.45355772
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Eiki might seem like a hardass, but I’m sure you could get through to her by discussing the nature of morality over a cup of coffee. Have the yama solved the field of ethics? Can they unambiguously answer famous moral dilemmas like the trolley problem?

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>>45348333
No deal.

>> No.45357791

>>45357773
link

>> No.45359523

>>45357791
https://exhentai.org/g/1016832/750e9be3f3/

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>>45359523
Eiki will remember this.

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>>45372876
indeed

>> No.45390704

>>45237856
I want to make her a mother

>> No.45398700
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eiki has met a new friend

>> No.45398887

>>45237856
If you ask her out with high affection how does she make time for it?

>> No.45398948

>>45344462
Her feet.
Yes I'll sit through a lecture of her's for wanting to lick her soles & toes.

>> No.45399054

>>45398887
She'll get you a job at the Ministry where you're around her most of the time. Like an Assistant or something like that.

>> No.45399170

>>45399054
nepotism! nepotism!
hecape was right! burn it to the ground!

>> No.45401679

>>45399170
It is not nepotism if he's qualified for the job and nobody else applies for it. Plus it isn't important work like that of Eiki or Komachi

>> No.45411039

>>45344462
What sort of advanced form of confession is this?

>> No.45411047

>>45411039
It's actually a ruse and the decision is white(honmei) and black(giri)

>> No.45412811
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45412811

I would love for Eiki to lecture me. Maybe that way I can get my shit together and fix my life

>> No.45413572

>>45390704
Have you learned nothing Elric

>> No.45419199

>>45237856
Do you have a source for that image?

>> No.45419210

>>45419199
Yes i have

>> No.45419231

>>45419210
Thanks for answering.

>> No.45419286

>>45419199
https://twitter.com/HepariArt/status/1723333017723081092?t=pHOdg2X__zajiH0-cEgdAA&s=19

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>>45419286
Thank you

>> No.45423027

>>45344462
Well obvious I'll take both. Homemade chocolate is precious after all!

>> No.45429227

>>45237856
My goal is to become Eiki's Househusband!!! It's not like I can use my Uni degree in Gensokyo anyways.

>> No.45439152

>>45357773
I'm glad she knows what's important

>> No.45447021
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Not bumping the Yama's thread?
Black!

>> No.45450747

>>45447021
So many anons going to hell for not helping spread the Yama's virtues

>> No.45456303

>>45450747
No but I'll spread her legs instead
Her pilates is at 2:00 & she'll be late!

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>>45297537

>> No.45465865

>>45465173
I would let Eiki-sama spank and call me a naughty boy anywhere at any time

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>>45237856
I appreciate her keeping track of how many times it's been. A girl worth fighting for for sure.

>> No.45475910

>>45465909
She’s certainly a cooler character than the fandom lets on.

>> No.45478281

>>45313813
Who is, of course, me

>> No.45488652

>>45465909
By far the most mature 2hu. We need to see more of her in any of the current manga. CDS is perfect for an Eiki appearance

>> No.45488994

>>45465173
Someone edit this into a more appropriate art of Eiki (preferably sexier)

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>>45488994
here you go

>> No.45490261

>>45489511
Jesus Anon, there are children on this board!

>> No.45492399

>>45490261
Chen's too old, anon

>> No.45502332

>>45490261
Lies and slander, there is not and has never been an underage user on this board

>> No.45508963

>>45255603
>Though she is pretty tall canonically, not shorter than Komachi.
any photographs of a tall and mature Eiki?

>> No.45510329

>>45237856
You have time on Sunday.

>> No.45510803

>>45510329
People still die on Sudays, so no

>> No.45510862

>>45510803
Lies

>> No.45522866

>>45237856
>but I've really got no time.
Doesn't Eiki spend her free time going around Gensokyo and lecturing people on how to change their lives so that they won't go to hell when they die?

>> No.45526914

>>45237904
You don't like Eiki?

>> No.45530603

>>45465173
I can't believe this actually got me hard... I really need to get laid

>> No.45537129

>>45490261
Keep them away from Eiki then.

>> No.45544512

>>45537129
Actually Eiki is one if the few 2hus I wouldn't have a problem to leave Children around.

>> No.45553525

>>45237856
What would it look like if the Affection were at B or A?

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