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45230179 No.45230179 [Reply] [Original]

Well? Are you planning to take responsibility, Anon?

>> No.45230184

I am a virgin
Who is this woman?

>> No.45230199

>>45230179
I will eat all the eggs

>> No.45230219

>>45230179
I don't remember having sex, did she rape me in my sleep?

>> No.45230276

>>45230179
she's getting an abortion.

>> No.45230503

>>45230199
I will count all the eggs

>> No.45230531
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>>45230276
hell. Deepest parts of it. Directly to Yuuma's plate.

>> No.45230630

>>45230179
Wait a minute... I'm a 27 year old virgin!

>> No.45230639

>>45230179
I'm sorry but i don't have sex with Youkais

>> No.45230675

>>45230179
I'm sorry, I have to go out for cigarettes and milk now.

>> No.45230680
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>>45230179
>Are you planning to take responsibility, Anon?

>> No.45230748

>>45230531
Do you want Yuuma to take on the trait "will abort child"?

>> No.45230921
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>>45230179
kick to the stomach hard as i can

>> No.45231040

she's lying she doesn't even have a womb don't you know all 2hus are futas

she bought a positive pregnancy test on temu or something

>> No.45231178

>>45230179
I have no recollection of plapping that ripe tengu vag.

She must have found my coom sock and extracted my seed. sneaky bitch!

>> No.45231198

>>45230179
Actually, I am also Aya, so this makes no sense.

>> No.45231254

>>45231040
Futa means having both sets of bits dumbass, you're looking for newhalf.

>> No.45231280

>>45231254
What would it be like to impregnate a futa?

>> No.45231305

>>45231280
it would be extremely messy

>> No.45231367

>>45231254
>>45231280
>>45231305
they don't have a womb their vagina is a dead end

>> No.45231370

>>45230179
Not even one taker? Surely as far as partners go Aya can't be that bad.

>> No.45231378
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45231378

Remember, Zun made Tengu eggs canon. Aya, Hatate, Megumu (maybe also Momiji?) have to squeeze these footballs out of their tight little holes every so often.

>> No.45231387

>>45231378
I reckon she could fit my whole head up the other way too!

>> No.45231394

>>45231305
You're a big girl.

>> No.45231410

>>45231378
Megumu and other high-class tengu are the only ones who can handle laying proper eggs like that. Aya's are the size of ostrich eggs, and Hatate's weak genes result in eggs barely bigger than a chicken's. Sad!

>> No.45231426

>>45231378
Reminder that was a cat youkai egg, meaning even nice catgirls like Orin or Mike will push one of those out.

>> No.45231460

Aya is the type who would force you to take care of the kid while she'll be out doing her usual activities 100% of time

>> No.45231469

>>45231460
Aya is a deadbeat mom! She has dozens of half-tengu spawn all over Gensokyo being raised by single dads!

>> No.45231496

>>45231426
poor Chen

>> No.45231556
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>>45231426
Perhaps cat youkai are actually big in their true forms.

>> No.45231827

>>45231367
They do and I will impregnate a futanari you cannot stop me!

>> No.45232483

>>45231378
Miji is a wolf tengu, meaning mammal
Eggs are uniwue to the crows

>> No.45232702

>>45232483
Memeji is a magical dog monster. If she wants to lay giant eggs with wolf puppies inside, id say it's not outside the realm of possibility

>> No.45232855

>>45230503
I will measure all the eggs

>> No.45234065

>>45232702
Not even ZUN can get drunk enough to pull that card

>> No.45235011

>>45231198
Which anon ITT has made you pregnant?

>> No.45235043

>>45230179
Do you have to take responsibility if you were raped by her?

>> No.45235046

>>45230179
That's weird, I didn't know kids came out from that hole too.

>> No.45236723
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>>45235011
jpsies can't go 15 minutes without jerking off so all our sperm counts at any given time are so low we couldn't impregnate an ovulating rabbit

>> No.45236873

>>45236723
I will try my best!

>> No.45236900
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>>45230276
You're not just going to throw that fetus away anon, are you?

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>>45236723
>implying I can still cum at all

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>>45236917
Do your best, anon!

>> No.45238870
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>>45230199
>>45230503
>>45232855
I will fertilize the eggs.

>> No.45238964
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>>45238870
how many of them?

>> No.45239561

>>45238964
At least two soccer teams

>> No.45241462 [SPOILER] 
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>>45238964
Only five, don't worry :)

>> No.45241541
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>>45239561
She's a bird, not a fox…

>> No.45242094
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45242094

>>45231378
So the bird Tengus are related to Kiwis?

>> No.45242141

The fastest single mom...

>> No.45242204
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>>45242141
shut up, she's trying her best!

>> No.45243539

>>45230680
I can't believe Chima-chan just fucking vanished.

>> No.45244153
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>>45231378
My wife Megumu's mineshaft is so accomodating! A loose vagina is a source of pride among the tengu women.
>>45231410
Poor Hatate. I bet her vagina is still tight, barely has any pubic hair, doesn't have prominent labia and is just as lightly colored as her skin surrounding it!

>> No.45244168

>>45230179
Of course

>> No.45244426

>>45244153
No wonder tengu men are gay

>> No.45244698

>>45244153
So that's why some anons told me to avoid tengu.

>> No.45245169

>>45242094
So it seems. So it seems.

>> No.45251252

>>45237708
Get away stinky ass

>> No.45259716

>>45241541
And?
I will make Aya into Ayayayayayaya

>> No.45264958

>>45230179
Never was

>> No.45267847

>>45230179
DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIIIIIIGHT, LOST SHADOWS LEFT BEHIIIIIIIIIIND

>> No.45274131

>>45238964
Lots

>> No.45274430

>>45230179
any human would be dead before her child could even walk

>> No.45282161

>>45274430
Dead from what?

>> No.45282260

>>45230179
I ask my wife for help because a tengu is trying to falsely blackmail me.

>> No.45282278

>>45282161
Corvid-19.

>> No.45282414

>>45282161
TAIDS

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