Monster Girl Thread

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hellwan love

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Report Shark sightings.

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>>45202513
How goofy looking would a hammerhead girl be?

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shotas are for playing with slime

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Staying overnight at the suspicious out of place inn after getting lost in the local forest turned out to be a mistake

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x is best girl.

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A fearsome hydra guards this cave. Only the greatest of warriors can defeat it.

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Guys, don't go into the elevators in MGC. Me and my buddy had to go and register for some stupid initiative dreamed up by the city council, and predictably it was on the top floor of the bureau. We called the elevator, but it was already occupied by this tall OL fox lady. We both couldn't fit in there with her tails filling up the whole thing, so I figured I'd just wait for the next one and follow after him. Well, the elevator gets stuck and it's been over two hours now. I'm pretty sure this smug-looking Gremlin technician is just fiddling with the wires, and I think I saw her watching the video feed on her phone too.

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>>45202526
She's looking at the wallet in your back pocket while you get a BJ.

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Thing is, I've actually been very enthusiastically licked by a cow in real life, so really I've been marked for life and when the portals open, I don't think I have much hope of avoiding this fate.

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>>45202476
>Anon in class
>homework: 23x3=67
>Ms.Haku corrects it "You need an extra 2, Anon"
>Write "me and you" next to my answer
>Get detention (again)

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>>45202786
There's a joke in in Finnish about horny Swedish teachers making young boys say 7-6 (sju sex in Swedish, which sounds like suuseksi in Finnish, which means oral)
I'm sure Haku-sensei is not above such base tactics

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>>45202476
We're gonna be talking about the PENIS! We're gonna be talking about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Anon? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talking about the TESTICLES?

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>>45202775
Literally built for Minos on a genetical level.

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>>45202476
I wonder if Miss Haku going to demonstrate this position for the class. I'm gonna raise my hand and ask her!

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>>45202805
>suuseksi
A certain Monmusu goo-girl approves of this news, ElfForestsAnon.

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>>45202724
she clearly rigged it to trap your friend
you should rape the gremlin in retaliation, if she's not in a chair she can't stop you

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>>45202724
Avenge your bro by raping the gremlin

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>>45202945
Please explain

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I'll take 3 lean minotaurs, 3 very slightly thicc holstaurs, and 1 hakutaku with an average build but somewhat tall.
And if I could have them all by this Monday that'd be great! Thank you!

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>Have a bicorn sister
>She keeps inviting her friends to "play" with you
>For some reason nobody seems to care when you say they touch you in strange places

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>>45202978
Suu

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>>45203039
Ah

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Surprise cuddle

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>>45203092
>red anon
You have to go back

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>>45203030
"Yeah so I was telling her that she's great and all but I just wasn't ready for a relationship yet... no no, nothing like that its just you know, I've never had a gf before so I don't getting one now all late would work out... Yeah, pretty much. I'm just a loner at heart lol."

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>>45202938
The feared Battle Cattle of Minos

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>>45203135
>lose to a lvl 1 anon

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>>45203099
Over 9000 hours in MS Paint.

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>>45203188
Better. Get paint.net for your shitposting needs, took like three clicks to get a perfect color swap

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>>45203026
Gonna roll for what girls she brings home
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Mindflayer
>Banshee
>Cancer
>orc
So I'm getting mind-raped by the mind flayer, raped-raped by the orc while th banshee is crying about how cute I am.
And the cancer is there.

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>>45203065
A potent agent of Eros

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fuck eros! (not in the sexual way!!)

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>>45203255
>drink me
what will it do to this jub?

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>>45203271
big jub

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steamy snek cuddle

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>>45203321
Why she is in my bed

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>>45203428
For warmth. Its November.

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>>45203428
She's hiding from predators. Despite their reputation, they're actually quite shy.

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I will defang the 'pophis in her sleep and see her try to act tough in the morning

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>>45202610
all boy love playing with mud,slimes etc
i can already image a silme teasing her husband on how he has been playing with her since childhood

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>>45203428
>anon 20 years ago
>"moooom, there are snakes under my bed! :(
>anon after portals
>"there's a snake in my bed :)"

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Sealtape maticores bulbs

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>>45203601
Put a manticore bulb in your mouth and then try to take it out

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>>45203435
Imagine an apophis leaving the deserts for somewhere seasonally very cold.
Poor thing will be in anons bed all winter, heat lamp on and hot water bottle too

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>>45203637
The desert gets cold at night don't it?

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>>45203653
Yes yes but that’s in the night!
Winter apophis is cold in the day too

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>>45203637
Imagine cold blooded monsters like sneks fawning over you being warm blooded in the same way we fawn over sneks for having tails

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>>45203475
Can let her in my house alone? I need go to my office job

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Lewd clowns are now mainstream, normies ruin everything

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Apophis is stupid she has no subjects no lands no title and is dressed in some poorfag metal bits

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>>45203876
Wrong the only flaw is the lack of fluff

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>>45203876
She has her best friend Basilisk.

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>>45203884
Bunyip huffs petrol

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>>45203637
>Come home after chilly November day
>Apophis nowhere to be seen
>Open door to bedroom
>*happy hiss*
>”Ahh, my consort returns. Welcome back to our kingdom husband…”
>Apophis wrapped up in several different duvets to cover her full length in multiple levels
>Hot water bottles everywhere, taped to every segment of her tail almost
>”What’s wrong husband? Catch a chill outside? Come and rest in our kingdom of pillows”
>Try to tell her you’re ok before you have an unfortunately timed sneeze
>Tail darts out and yanks you into bed
>”so warm…”
>sigh and resign yourself to the next 10 hours of being a hot water bottle to the queen of the kingdom of pillows - or as you call it, your bed
>Apophis had got to be ruler of something, right?

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Benevolent and trustworthy looking fox

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>>45203937
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>>45203711
I find the idea of an Apophis moving elsewhere to a place she will never get to rule very cute.
Like she’s just happy to be there with anon, even if the weather sucks and there’s no pharaohs to bite

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>>45204056
How would apophis react to getting protald to my post soviet dark cold muddy commieblock neighbourhood

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>>45204056
>Apophis moves to Winterstown
>the Ice Queen keeps a careful eye on her for any funny throne-usurping business
>it’s too cold to leave her house most of the time, let alone overthrow the Queen
>Apophis orders a custom made snowsuit for her tail so she can slither through the snow
>the crushing price of the long tail snowsuit means she’ll need a job to pay it off
>the snowsuit gives her a few minutes of protection to travel through town, enough to get to the town square
>Selkie’s Diner hires her as a waitress since it’s close by
>the diner uses cold, tile flooring, so Apop’s winter wear stays on
>local Winterstown residents find the bundled snake waitress cute, but the “kssh, kssh, kssh” noise as she moves is a little loud

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>>45204056
>Winterstown apophis just spends all day wrapped up with hubby drinking hot chocolate
>she makes it herself and it's probably the best you've ever tasted
>she shares it with all her friends
>the local yetis love a good mug of hot chocolate
>the secret ingredient is venom
>single men are advised not to travel alone in her neighborhood

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>>45204183
>People start to give her affectionate nicknames like apopsicle
>Famous for always having a red nose in the cold too
>You always know where she’s been because of the snow trail left in her wake
>Happy, but desperately misses the warmth some days
>She’ll get home and curl up by her budget space heater and several gifted blankets from Kiki and glaciers neighbours
>Can only think of that one cute boy who touched her hand the other day
>He was so warm…
>Maybe if she’s quick, the venom won’t freeze upon the tips of her fangs before biting him
>What is she kidding? Why would anyone marry a kingdom less cold blood in a place like this - people want warm monsters like yetis
>Someday, maybe…
>Falls asleep shivering holding her favourite teddy close

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>>45203929
And I do shrooms, no one is perfect.

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>>45204234
I WILL MARRY HER, your 3 last sentences resonate too much with me, who cares if she's not fluffy

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>>45202775
>>45202938
I WILL be mean to miss mino

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>>45204234
>Apopsicle
Oh Christ

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>>45204251
I WILL be median to miss mino

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>>45204234
I can fix her (body temperature)

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>>45204234
She and I share the same desires--to be warm under blankets in cold weather. This is 100% cute, Anon.

>apopsicle
S-tier wordplay. The S stands for SNEK.

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>>45204234
>>45204183
>Fast forward from Wintertown Summer
>To Wintertown winter...
>Aposicle physically can't leave house
>She tried once and the result wasn't pretty - those snowstorms are heavy
>Work (very understanding) is letting her take some time off
>Currently spends her days curled up shivering and recovering from said snowstorm
>Delirious apopsicle swear she hears someone pacing outside of her door
>Forces herself to make the grueling journey out of her blanket pile to the entrance
>Boy from before, all bundled up in his winter clothes, is fretting outside, clearly unsure about something
>Letter clutched in his mittens - nearly drops it when he sees her open the door
>"O-oh... h-hi... y-you're the waitress, right?" he stammers, both from the cold and nerves
>"I-I heard you got ill so..."
>Hands her envelope
>Apophis can't even open it as her hands are too cold
>He bashfully opens it for her
>It's a get well soon card, with a poorly drawn picture of what he imagined the desert kingdom to look like

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>>45204411
>Wintertown Summer
Do you mean Road Construction, that short season before Winter but after Still Winter?

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>walk into a wight's mansion at night
>her claws start chasing me

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>>45204456
Nice figure

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>>45204411
>Apopsicle splutters out a thank you
>Should be biting his neck right now, but it's so cold and she's so tired, all she can do is invite him in for a quick cup of hot chocoalte
>Even standing at her door is making her weak at the knees (if sneks had knees)
>Twenty minutes later the two of them are sat on opposite ends of her room
>One of winter town's famous snowstorms starts to blow outside
>It's getting colder...
>Apophis is huddled over her hot chocolate for warmth, having moved the space heater away for the boy to use
>Boy is similarly curled up in one of her blankets over his own hot chocolate
>Neither have spoken, or are even making eye contact
>"W-weather's pretty bad huh?"
>"y-yeah..."
>silence
>"W-will you be able to get back to your place?"
>They both squirm when they look outside at the blizzard, the answer being pretty obvious
>"M-maybe I could make it?"
>"NO!" apopsicle blurts out "I-I mean... n-no, you'll get sick like me haha..."
>silence
>The blizzard only gets stronger, and it only gets colder
>sound of sleet on the windows and blustering winds outside fills the silence
>"I-I've never seen it this bad before, m-maybe I should s-stay until it clears up-"
>boy interrupted by the lights going out
>powercut

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>>45204516
>eros sees this
>sends a cupid to go eat the last of miss ice queen's pierogi
>ice queen flips her shit and causes a snowstorm to force situation

eros works in mysterious ways...

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>>45204526
Or maybe the ice queens know more and made it on purpose after advising this man to give her the card.

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>>45204532
What you don't know is that the local ice queen is actually an agent of Eros, and she uses her powers to make it permanently perfect cuddling weather. Winterstown was founded by her long ago to create the perfect place for eternal comfy winter time romance.

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>>45204516
It's time for him to commit snugglesnek

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Remember foxes pee on everything belonging to them

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>>45204725
Hot.

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>>45204725
They also piss in your water supplies to mark it. Never leave your cup of water out

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>>45204516
>No lights is bad
>No more hot chocolate is worse
>No space heater is catastrophic
>Boy can just make about apopsicle in the dark
>Has curled herself up impossibly small for someone with a 20+ ft tail
>Shivering, sniffling, trembling
>Boy is worried
>The tip of her tail is poking out of the blanket pile
>She barely even hisses out a squeak when he touches it
>Ice cold to the touch
>Boy steels himself
>Wriggles himself over to the apophis and lays upon the bundles of sneks and blankets
>She doesn't even coil him up
>"w-what are you doing..." she mumbles, in a cold haze, "I-I'm coldblooded... y-you'll freeze if you-"
>Boy puts his finger to her freezing lips, ready to sacrifice his own heat for her wellbeing
>Apopsicle spends last of her own body heat blushing, and as best as her tired body can, starts to wrap him up
>Boy represses his own shivers as her icy purple body leeches his heat away
>"T-thank you..." Apopsicle mumbles as she hugs him into her chest, "thank you... thank you... thank you..." she starts to cry.
>if only there was someway she could warm him up...
>he manages to wriggle his arm out of her grip to wipe away her tears
>hand brushes over her mouth
>an idea forms in apopsicle's defrosting mind
>hesitantly licks length of his finger
>he doesn't pull away
>cautiously suckles boy's finger
>he doesn't pull away
>puts a fang on his finger without piercing the skin
>he doesn't pull away
>*nom*
>*hiss*

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bug waifu or to hell with this laifu

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>>45203284
Thats a lotta jub and I love it

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>>45204747
>For the next 8 hours, the sounds of happy hisses, snekking, and hail against the windows fill the room
>Apopsicle and boy have gentle, tender, careful cuddlesex - as to not let a single bit of heat escape their pile of blankets
>Boy isn't even visible after the first half an hour. He's been swaddled by apopsicle's tits and blankets drawn tight to force him closer into apopsicle's tits.
>Venom and cold mix to make him both very horny and very tired. Results in him sucking her tits while she gently milks him with her cloaca.
>Apopsicle, although warming up, dares not lose a single bit of precious heat, so she's drawn up as tight as possible around him to reduce her surface area with the cold room and maximise her exposure to his warm skin
>She begins with tired hisses and coos, until she's defrosted enough to start stroking his head and whispering how cute he is into his ears
>Tells him about how much she wanted to take him in the diner, tells him how she always made his hot chocolate special, how much it meant for him to give her a letter etc.
>Boy responds with muffled affirmations, having a mouth full of apophis boob and through several layers of blankets
>Blizzard finally stops, lights come back on, apopsicle waits an hour to tell the boy, who can't see anything but purple, this information
>"...you've got a week off work, right?" he finally asks
>"so?" apopsicle hisses gently back
>"it's cold outside...a-and well... you're warm now..."
>apopsicle hugs him tight, "I guess I can give you some of your heat back..." she nips his ear
>They spend the next week together, only coming apart so the boy can make her food or hot chocolate while apopsicle stays in the safety of her blanket pile
>She, of course, pays him back the best way she can
>Isn't looking forward to having to go back to work
>But her boy is pretty small...
>And she's pretty big...
>And she's already known for having baggy winter clothes on constantly...
>Hmmm....

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>>45204725
I’m getting the spray bottle again.

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>>45204887
Oh wait, it's actually a boy, not a man

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>>45204900
Whichever floats your boat anon, either way he's coming with her to work

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>>45204753
I know a beezle that's interested in a 4chan slob. She's a bit of a slob herself. Does this sound like she'd be a good fit for you?

If not, I also know of a hungry sandworm that's willing to eat just about any man.

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Are there limited edition Bogeys with big fluffy tails? Asking hypothetically for a friend of a friend, haha.

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>>45204887
>Customers at diner are surprised to see apopsicle happily back at work so soon, even when it's still winter
>They ask her what changed
>She shrugs, says how she keeps warm is a secret she keeps close to her chest
>Goes on break a bit more often now
>Undoes her thick winter coat and looks down
>Wave of steam escapes, adult boy looking up at her snug between her tits with a dopey look on his face
>He gives her a thumbs up
>She gives him a pat on the head, some water, and a quick breather
>Then it's back into the steamy, slightly sweaty, but very warm confines of her clothes between her cleavage
>Work is so much easier with him around
>Even managed to convince her manager to count him as an employee so they get paid extra
>And when they get back home, after trekking through the blistering cold outside, they always know the best way to warm up
>If she had legs, she'd be walking with a limp
>Happy apopsicle

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>>45204961
NTA but imagine posting in one of those "post your room" threads and you get like 50 (You)s from beezles talking about how they want to fuck you on top of that pizza box pile you got.
Probably also a lot of (You)s from maid academy shills telling you they'll come over and clean if from free and how they beg you to eat better.

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>lets go to a party!

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>>45205019
Yes, but they make you absolutely useless

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>>45205026
>Fast forward a few years
>Moved out of awful apartment into a nicer one
>More importantly, one with decent insulation and central heating
>They still cuddle together though
>Planning their honeymoon to go visit apopsicle's home desert
>Her husband is slightly worried about going to such a hot climate, but if she can make the jump one way, then he can do it the other
>He wonders if it's anything like the picture he drew - the one that apopsicle insists stays stuck to the front of the fridge
>Either way, a holiday will be nice for the both of them
>Especially considering that, whenever they cuddle, he's been feeling a distinct bump near her midsection as of late
>Might need to get some more blankets soon

finished for now, I really need to stop writing apophis green texts and do something productive

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elf

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>>45203255
that's a striking ms nightmare

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>>45205131
It was a very cute greentext, I want to give Apopcicle a hug and a hot cocoa

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Oh boy do I love catgirls.

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>>45205131
The purple snownoodles will capture Wintertown

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>>45202476

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>>45205131
I want to spend the long winter in a pile of blankets and wife + daughter apopsicles, each a slightly different tint of purple.

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>Spy vs. Spy but it's two kunoichis fighting over anon

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>>45205254
when monster rivals realize they can cooperate

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>>45205131
Imagine getting an actual frozen venom apopsicle.
It's one way to warm up.

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I like apophis but I really hate the idea of venom and getting bit
Needles terrify me to no end

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Quick post the biggest, wiggliest elf ears you have!

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>>45205418
is it the venom or the getting bit?
cause
>>45205377
>>45204200
are cute work arounds

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>>45205432
Both poison and needles terrify me
Just inherently

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>>45205428

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>>45205448
Apophis doesn't mind, she'll just bite herself

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It’s common elf tradition to bath fully naked the first lake or river you find
MGC houses some elves therefore it’s an elf city
Therefore in Rome as the romans so (Anon) should be forced by law to bath naked in whatever lake or river near the city during a school trip regardless if classmates and teachers are there

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>>45204725
mofu mofu

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>>45205511
Hag hands typed this post

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>>45205448
You're just asking for snek correction with that kind of talk.

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>>45205448
Snakes only rear up when they're afraid. Just back away and let her calm down.

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>>45205536
i like to imagine hebis are venomous but that it doesnt' come up much

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>>45205540
>>45205448
not to mention a cold snek is a docile snek
only way your getting envenomated is if you literally put your hand inside her mouth and press down

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>An ancient evil awakens

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>>45205571
Be so nice and make her some coffee.

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>>45205625
I NEED to be wrapped in tails like a fluff cocoon!

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>>45202476

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Do other coldblooded monsters get cold apart from sneks?
Lizards maybe?
Dragons?
phrogs and spooders?

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>>45205668
soon

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>>45205546
>put a hidden camera in the kitchen to see if hebi is putting anything weird in your food
>see her biting a plastic bottle to fill it with venom and adding it to her ingredients
>tell her that venom is destroyed by heat and it won't do anything to you unless she adds it after cooking

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>>45205720
Imagine how many spooders there are hiding asleep in your basement during winter.

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>>45205689
would give dozens of children to protect the forest

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>>45205720
Lizards and Salamanders likely yes.
Dragons probably generate too much internal heat to be bothered by any kind of normal weather.
I imagine undead aren't directly harmed or bothered by the cold, but being cold and lonely will still make them feel down.

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>>45205731
>tell her that venom is destroyed by heat
And (stomach) acid. She can't play nice yandere if she wants to use venom.

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would you the cute mobfaced cop p'orc with her cute tiny hat and pencil skirt?

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>>45205837
I have no interest in pigs and their oppression of the working human.

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>>45205858
shes cute and clusmy and lonely, none of the other p'orcs like her

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>>45205131
cute
reminds me of the snilf green text

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>>45205837
Sorry, my wife told me not to talk to law enforcement.

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>>45205819
Mamonobanana finds a way.

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Gonna defeat a werewolf pack by petting the alpha one into submission.

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>>45205571
Fuck youuu Myria.

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>>45205897
My monster wife told me to always run from the po lease, and if they're about to catch you, act like you're about to shoot them

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Why do succubi keep dressing up as nun's? I don't like this religious and cultural appropriation.

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Monthly reminder to BREED and expand the monster girl population

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>>45206013
You have to eat all the eggs.

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>>45206063
Not the fertilized ones right? ....right?

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>anon lives in a small country town in Zipangu
>town has a practice where when a boy comes of age the single monster closest to him takes his virginity
>anon knows the only person it could be is the kind kejourou onee-san next door whom he's known his entire life
>decides he doesn't want to wait and goes to her house to see her
>one thing leads to another and he pushes her down and mating presses her
>the big day finally comes and anon goes to the local fertility shrine to complete his coming of age ritual
>his assigned woman is his teenage kunoichi childhood friend
>the onee-san next door wasn't the one so he basically raped his neighbour
>she enjoyed it though
>now he has two wives

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Gote

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>>45205731
>hey, sweetheart, you know heat and acid denature venom, right
>sweetheart? hey, what are you doing?
>no, stay bac-

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>>45205819
dummy snek should be using poison. silly girl.

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>>45206139
>>45206139
Such majestic creatures.

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apophis milk and apophis sweat also contain trace amounts of venom

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>>45206213
I contain trace amounts of venom and go around biting monster girls and injecting them to watch them squirm.

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>>45206213
>Have babies with the pharaoh and apophis.
>They decide to cross breastfeed their children.
???

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>>45206226
>Pharaoh gets snekked
>Snek becomes nerd
easy

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>>45206226
>Apophis jr. becomes a proper empress and Pharaoh jr. becomes an insane cult leader

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>>45206170

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>>45206128
>"My, anon. You're such a brute~"

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>>45206297
>"You're such a brute~"
Powerful, powerful words.

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>be knight
>hear about evil dragon terrorizing villagers, extorting them and stealing their wealth
>they live in the poor but honest farmer life.
>"Please, m'lord, we have nothing. The dragon demands almost all we have."
>agree to save them as chivalry demands
>go to the lair in the mountains to find the beast
>it's a fairly nice place, even has a playstation
>see her transform into a sexy dragon girl and come greet you...
>...
>be knight
>head down the mountain
>see the villagers
>"My wife demands more tribute, peasant."

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any doujins where the monster girl stays monstrous-looking while getting fucked instead of becoming all cutesy-looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Thread full of shit greentexts
Looks like the raiders are back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206365
It's a bit cursed since often the monster girls are fairly normal in the first place. But not quite what you asked for but I have a soft spot for akazawa reds stuff. That's some prime monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206379
That apophis one dragged on a bit but he's trying his best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206379
>everything I don't like is raiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206392
Fuck this guy. It was cute and fun, and made me not regret waking up this morning.
I needed something to smile about. Ignore the clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206379
This falseflag relies on nobody actually reading the greentexts and taking you at a face value. Wish you even worse luck next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>your town will never get raided by horny monster girl raiders
why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206379
What? People posting green text is raiding now? At this point you'd call posting in the thread raiding.
Nah, you're just a fucking idiot. Anon keep posting more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206415
Fuck off Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206317
Second only to
>Are you sure? Today is a dangerous day and we may end up "making one".
or
>You don't want to get an old lady like me pregnant, you should go for a younger woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206421
How long have you been on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206297
>>45206317
But I'm too wimpy to ever hear them
I belong in the Orc breeding pens...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206415
>gets called out
>"it's a false-flagger!"
Sure, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206379
>>45206433
Low quality, low IQ falseflagging
This is probably the mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206438
Eh, that brings a little too much attention to the obvious consequences of my actions. I could see those taking me out of the moment even with my wife. Instead, try "If you keep going like that you'll drive me crazy!"

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I'm tired of all those tourists calling names of personalities that nobody cares about or don't belong here, instead of simply ignoring and report as it should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206438
Greedy clingy hairslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206481
Mick lives rent free in their heads for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206481
We tried that. Now we're stuck with an anon that throws a fit whenever something gets posted he doesn't like and then spams the thread.

An image he doesn't like? Gacha.
Content he doesn't like (captions, greentexts, writefags)? It belongs on trash.
Girls he doesn't like? It's gay, or cuck, or whatever nonsense.

I'm so fucking tired of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206481
Don't expect it to stop until mods stop ignoring reports not related to NSFW or 50+ post floods.
>>45206499
He comes here to pay rent everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

how does one hunt for wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206509
First tell everyone to be vewy vewy quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206509
Turkey leg on a stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206503
Is that the frog or is it someone else?
The frog just seems to spaz out and scream at everyone for a few hours before he needs to go to bed.
Kind of ironic that he whines about trolls and raiders yet is one of the biggest sources of spam in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse to believe they cannot rangeban his vpn IPs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206558
Frog/gatekeeper. It's the same person 100%. They always post at the same time. Just replies to himself for hours to manufacture drama and try to get us kicked off the board.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY DO GHOSTS HAVE TO BE SO BREEDABLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206570
Most VPNs are blocked on 4janny, it's just that mods are completely apathetic at best and complacent at worst.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's not do this today. It's a grey, soulless Friday morning, and we started off on a good note with a wonder greentext. I expected to be miserable today, but instead I'm day dreaming of cute apopsicles (kek).

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206626
Apopsicle is best enjoyed wrapped up (with you in the middle)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206509
Shout 'Free Trailer'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206581
IM GONNA DRAG HER ASS OUTTA THE TV AND MATING PRESS HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206626
It's evening for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206597
Or one of them. The only time its deleted is when the usual gore meltdow happens, when they get ignored too long and reply starved by anons. Matters not, the damage is done.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206558
>>45206577
No it's not me, I didn't sperg out for at least more than 1 year. I only voice my anger after the guy who spam french nigger, white flag monkey... Recently. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206489
>hairslut
That's a new one. I'm going to use it in the future. Funnily it could refer to either a kej or her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206683
Shut up french nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206683
They do that to drive you out to create their perfect thread where nothing happens except reposting mge images from sanctioned artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206558
>>45206577
I will had that I was participating in apophis greens and it was really cool. Now some cunt try to shit on it and you try to say that it was me while it's obvious that it must be Mick complaining about something nice that the thread produced

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206719
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206719
>it must be Mick complaining about something nice that the thread produced
and like in a fucking clockwork >>45206712

[Anonymous No.]

>45206712
Rope yourself mick
>45206692
You too.
>>45206626
Does taste like grapes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206712
Sums it up pretty well. He got called out hard though and now look at him go.

[Anonymous No.]

>you've had enough of your kej neighbor
>always being so provocative with you
>smacking your ass with her hair
>or sending it down part of your clothing
>probably going to drag you into her house and have her way with you
>but that's not how it's going to go down
>the next time she invites you over?
>you're going to turn the tables
>a few days pass but then
>she invites you over and you accept of course
>you enjoy the company and the little snacks she offers
>but then you feel her hair move against you
>your reaction is immediate; almost involuntary.
>you grope her and give her ass a smack for a change
>she makes no effort to resist
>actually she looks very satisfied
>uh-oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206597
>>45206670
Free VPNs are easy to ban since they only enable few IPs. The same reason it’s easy to ban them is the reason they may not work on transactions or playing games of other countries with an IP lock as those companies eventually ban them
Whether the guy is using a paid VPN or some other method is up on the air though. When you start enraging mods it doesn’t take more than a week to dole out drastic measures like a range block.
You have no idea how far mentally ill people go to spam their shit in 4chan. In /vg/, in the Fire Emblem general, there is a guy that can’t afford a paid VPN. He just drives through the town searching places with public wifi like libraries to spam his shit for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206657
Bratty exorcist miko... Deserves correction...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206740
You throw false and baseless accusations at me and I should shut up the fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206737
I'm gonna draw something too. Maybe write a couple more greentexts.
Maybe release a prototype of this in a week or two. Be a gas if both this and part 3 came out before KC released a single update.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wear red in front of Holst...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206766
damn woman interrupting ghost sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206773
>Have holst wife
>You've been busy and tired so it's been a few days since you've been with each other, but she's fine
>HFW you whisper in her ear that you're wearing your red underwear today

[Anonymous No.]

Yo Latenite, still around I hope? Any chance for a apopsicle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206753
>In /vg/
This has to be the worst board on this god-forsaken site with the largest population of obsessed idiots, we got just a single taste of their bullshit in the form of mick and he already overshadows every native pest by a hilarious margin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206827
The irony of this post is off the charts if you aren't trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206750
Mamano should make exaggerated moans whenever they get any hint of stimulation. She should be covering her mouth to prevent an erotic moan slipping out when anon's brushes past her shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206827
I've seen a few /vg/ threads where one guy kept spamming scat. Non stop.
It was a fucking Animal crossing general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206806
I thought there was another LN Apophis trying to stay warm in winter, but maybe it was another snek and I remembered wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206827
Just learn to enjoy yourself, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206844
>Anon says hi to a monster girl
>she practically hyperventilates in response

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206581
>>45206657
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206728
What have I done today to make you angry? You jump on me I but haven't done anything bad in months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206581
>>45206657
>>45206865
Ghostwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206873
Don't blame me for all your problems, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna ghost a ghost.
Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206874
>gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206855
They're another one with hot chocolate and an anon

[Anonymous No.]

grape apopsicle or vanilla sorbebi?

[Anonymous No.]

TV ghosts are for dragging you back into the TV with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206855
Cute!
>>45206883
I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

Guess she read the "I LOVE BIG FLUFFY EARS" sign on my porch and just decided to make herself at home

[Anonymous No.]

i imagine apopsicle to be in the cold jack nicholson pose from the shining 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206732
No. Reply to my greentext though I need yous.

[Anonymous No.]

>oi, barkeep, where's the sake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206881
Ghostgif

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206888
TV ghosts are for dragging out of the TV and forcing so much life force back into them they become corporeal again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206910
>Apopsicle wants cuddles
>she starts giving you the Kubrick stare
Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206925
you drank all of what we had yesterday, remember? We still haven't gotten our shipment.

[Anonymous No.]

The only reason apopsicle is in wintertown/snowy areas is because some anubis told her that the arctic is technically a desert
dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206878
Why are you blaming me then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206942

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206941
Also, no FILTHY PHARAOHS around. The place has perks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206925
Meanwhile I am hiding in the restroom with a hellhound I just met, now taking shots of peanut butter whisky from her pressed tits and I can still hear the music but for how much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206864
Girls that have a mental breakdown when they get male attention are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Foreigners are moving in again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206951
>pharaoh is going to the one place grape snek won't follow her...
> space the arctic!
>thinks she's finally rid of that pesky apophis
>and then next thing she knows she's sitting opposite apopcicle in the winter town sauna/sisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206753
Its not hard to believe that we have that caliber of people here too, as ntrfags are looney enough to develop a skill, usually drawing, to fuel their impotent rage towards hetero white men. Judging from their posts, and the way they articulate, they are definitely in this bracket. When its noticed they backpedal, gaslight or slow down, because they think its not going to be that noticeable. Typical NEW YORKER behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>meanwhile, an ice queen is seen at the desert kingdom, working on her tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206959
I like my girls cool and collected

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206854
It's so bad that nearly every thread on /vg/ has at least one of those types. I had to leave most threads I used to lurk there because every game I played had a resident poster who would spam bestiality, cuckshit, or even worse things. This was normal games too not erotic games or anything like that. It's beyond out of control. Ironically I think the people in the actual porn game threads are better behaved than average for /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206969
Why are you continuing to drama post? It's not hard to see that you're not posting in good faith. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Husky anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206976
On the outside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206971
I can't imagine how unbearable the heat would be to her.

[Anonymous No.]

I was right, it was him from the start and he tried to falseflag as the retard frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206994
Very fluffy and lovable with a nice layer of chub to grope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206959
>anon and a monster girl having a mental breakdown whey get attention from each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206994
>>45207007
Also very vocal, especially during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207012
Sounds like a mutual self-defence rape is in order

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206980
>I think the people in the actual porn game threads are better behaved than average for /vg/.
The hentai games thread there is a notoriously cancerous cesspit full of unironic cucks so I don't know how you got that conclusion. The only somewhat decent generals are the dead ones like kemono friends, every thread that grows big enough to be attractive to the general rabble turns into shit very fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206999
I want to see her composure crack when I finally sign.
I want to see a flicker of the eternity of love and happiness and her ravenous hunger, and feel a moment of deep shyness and fear for my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207007
>>45207015
>>45206994
>Husky anubis waddles in
>Can't even tell she's covered in snow because of her white fur and hair
>Brushes off the frost from her ears, bows, and takes out her ice tablet she writes on
>"My empress apopcicle, the giant pyramid igloo you commissioned is coming along excellently. Can I suggest we start work on the next giant pyramid igloo right next to it?"
>Husky anubis is desperate to build another giant igloo - if they stop now it'll be on a prime number of giant igloos
>Do you have any idea how much that will infuriate autism snowdog?

[Anonymous No.]

Just report and ignore the drama poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207001
Nah, it's fine! She's going to get her tan and eat spicy food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207044
He won't stop. He's having too much fun calling /vg/ bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206983
This reminds me of the amazoness commissioner a few threads back
>comms a story
>some woman writes it
>brings up ntr
>unsolicited rant about it
>the woman just nods and agrees because he already paid or something

[Anonymous No.]

i sneks wear little santa hats or socks on the tips of their tails to keep warm

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that getting together with a mob faced monster girl will eventually make you mob faced in turn?

[Anonymous No.]

>invite loli Ice Princess into your cozy cabin-like house
>one thing leads to another
>sex late into the night
>you wake up in the morning and both of you get ready to head out
>have to exit through the window after you find out just how severe of a blizzard you've caused and the whole door is blocked with snow
>the princess blushes harder than she did last night
>later at the Wintertown diner, everyone's talking about the crazy storm and you're just concentrating on keeping a straight face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207105
It's mental illness. Where do anons find the energy to be angry and afraid of things other people are doing outside the thread?
I have literally never once thought of cucks or NTR, but it seems to live rent free in many people's heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207015
>Stroking the Husky Anubis ears and she lets out a wail that makes you think she is either being murdered or stepped on a lego

[Anonymous No.]

How quickly you out yourself. God you are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207148
Those are some pretty wide breeding hips...

[Anonymous No.]

>Snow monsters in desert kingdoms
>Very happy, gets their tans while drinking penis coladas
>Desert monsters in snow kingdoms
>Suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207105
That one was just confusing more than anything really.
Like ranting about how drinking water is good and how their cousin agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207044
The frog nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45205131
I hope our friendly cap archiver makes something cute. This deserves to be remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207164
>pretty wide breeding hips
Fit for a royal girl
Made for laying warm hands on them

[Anonymous No.]

Cold

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks jannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207182
tis the 'tism.

[Anonymous No.]

ghosts are big and meaty old women
if only I could find some while I go on 4mon after a nice set

[Anonymous No.]

It's cold out, post yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207288
Thank you, janny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207288
I'll thank them after one more step.
>>45207291
They're eternally 17 maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206960
The Wendi family is accepting of foreigners, Papa Wendi loves cooking hot pot and Mama Wendi makes a delicious pie!

[Anonymous No.]

Caturday in a few hours

[Anonymous No.]

Will you help angel-chan with her heavy burdens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207358
Just don't tell him you prefer your steak well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207372
>piercings
no

[Anonymous No.]

Cute greentexts, cozy winter MGs, warm oatmeal, and the History of Rome playing in the background.
T'is a good morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207361
Polish Independence Day on Caturday

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna spank my student until he cums between my thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207385
>good morning.
how,? It's 8 pm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207394
Are polish cats special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207385
I'm just watching (listening to as background noise) more multi-hour Elder Scrolls videos. Such things appear to number without end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207418
Nice. I binged a couple multi-hour Project Zomboid "movies" over the last week. Sometimes you just need something mindless to take a load off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207361
Purge the subcat animal.
>>45207418
I once watched an analysis video of the elder scrolls series that was just five hours of the guy talking through the entire plot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ9u8S26tGk
It's here, actually. Terrible stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207361
Lewd cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207486
And the cooking is good?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>45207432
Nobody asked you anything furschizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207377
>Papa Wendi’s joyous face turns into a scowl
>”I’m sorry but you need to straighten up young man, you’ll make my daughters cry with foul language like that”
>Papa Wendi gives you 2 forceful, yet restrained pats on the back before his smile comes back
>you can tell he has more dad strength in the tank than he’s letting on
>”Now about that medium rare steak, ohoho I can cook a mean steak let me tell you son! Why once my oldest daughter…”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207412
No, I think they're about as smart as other cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207385
Winter MGs are great.

[Anonymous No.]

New improved tanuki in town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207514
So smart enough for going on a computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207555
>When you send your cheshire crush a dick pic and she shows it to her sister saying it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207588
>Cute
Ah, not big enough to get her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207604
Sorry anon.
Don't worry though, I am sure you can find a tentacle girl to make very happy one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207612
Nah, no thanks. Portal can't fix everything, thinking that everyone will get a good ending is stupid anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207604
To a chesh she would call even my magnum dong cute even as it impales her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ice Queen that has never known warmth her whole life
>briefly makes skin contact with a man from a local village
>imprisons him on false pretenses
>he is now her royal daki

[Anonymous No.]

Do I get to have those cool tattoos if I join the Mofukuza?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207646
People always talk about the Mofukuza, but never about the Nyakuza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207650
Monstergirls have no reason being this fondleable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207665
Losers. All the cool kots can join the mofukuza.

[Anonymous No.]

feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207665
Because nyakuza are actually working and don't post here like attention whores

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207731

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207766
AHHHH TITTY MONSTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207731
Let's be real, no other body part could even hope to match the grace and subtle allure of a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>(You) are a shota with magical gifts in mgc
>get approached by pic related
>both ask you to be their apprentice
>who do you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207819
Bog as a cute frog in her pocket so I choose her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207646
I can't take monster criminals seriously. The eyepatch just makes her too cute to consider a threat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207819
they're pretty suspicious. i'm better off going with proper program like those sabbath classes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207819
bog witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207819
im greedy, i want them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207803
Sassy for one who can be stuffed inside a pair of pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207776
She's genuinely all leg.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207803
i like the olives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207819
Who turned me into a shota this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207819
these elven clowns couldnt possibly compare to the power of mofu magic. im going for the old demigod fox with complete mastery over fire!
but i must admit the "sea of stars" effect on the grandmaster's outfit is a hard bargain...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207874
I am going to use the power of magic and breeding, breeding magic if you will, to breed a new generation of fox mixed in with elf genes to produce even bigger and fluffier ears.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207819
The nerd would teach me all the coolest and flashiest spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207887
Making an eldritch cult with your shogwife!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207898
>promise anon the coolest spells
>unknowingly to anon all spells have huge drawbacks for their power. Even the simplest fireball
>those include:
>increase dick sensitivity
>reduction of refractory period
>nullification of post-nut clarity
>increased semen production
>Charm Resistance debuffed by up to 90%
>Armor durability (underwear included) drops to 1

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207930
So what does it do to females then?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a snek doing a ski jump with her tail propelling her
Imagine an apopsicle sliding towards you at full speed having underestimated the ice rink
Imagine a winter snek using her tail as a snowball Gatling gun
Imagine the antics you and your snek get up to in the cold weather

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207963
kys french nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most french mamono?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208035
The French demon patisserie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208035
Joan of arc, but monster girl
Complete with visions of god telling her to turn the world into a rapefest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208035
Dragon. Yes I'm biased but it would work well >>45208055 idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208035
Cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208064
>Dragon
This... makes a lot more sense than it appears at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208055

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208055
Yeah she’s be a great ignis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208055
She's clearly a witch. The Church even said so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208078
her vagiber is gonna show with the wind

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208096
>Believing anglos
K E K

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208112
haha
buck tooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208035
Large mouse. They are the highest population monster in Paris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208154
no that's those dastardly bed boogs
damn soldier beatles

[Anonymous No.]

Danger: Weasels in area
Danger: Electric weasels in area
Danger: Aggressive electric weasels in area
Danger: Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208035
dullhan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208182
DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207335
This is what you see sitting at your kitchen table on a Winterstown morning, your Yeti neighbor wants coffee and cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208198
big fluffy arms and legs wrapped around you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208198
how can cold bloods and fluffless monsters compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208078
Cute Jannu Alter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208215
rude

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to commit a sin.

[Anonymous No.]

You all would lose to a lvl1 slime

[Anonymous No.]

What old clothes would you like your waifu to try and fit into again? A school uniform? And old business outfit? Just something that doesn't fit like it used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206438
does it work the other way around? Can I sneak into a gamer anubis' heart by wearing a dark bandana and going "Ara ara, you're not falling for an Old Snake like me, are you?" in a husky voice, and then have her heart-pupil just from the phrase alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208308
Kind of but to really get her going you have to yell racial slurs at her like a 13 year old boy in a CoD lobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208288
Damn straight, and I wanna lose to the single most weak, slow, retarded slime I can find in level 1-1

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Eros' advice on dealing with horny brats:
Make them moan in pleasure and cum from being stretched by an adult until both their voices and bodies are tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208288
Nuh-uh! I stared in the Lichtown starting zone. I'd lose to a lvl 1 zombie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208288
I'm going to sneak into the legendary end game DLC boss’s lair right after leaving the tutorial area.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey Anon, what's your lightning resist again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207819
Both is the only answer. Can't have too many magic levels.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a mg who's motif is progressive rock?

[Anonymous No.]

What did you do?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208055
>Joan of arc, but monster girl
I downloaded a batch of fate Jeanne doujins one of them involved a threesome with astolfo and by sheer bad luck when my mom was snoiping through my phone a particular gay scene from that doujin was the first thing she saw now she thinks I'm into dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208397
But we're falling down

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208288
It's common for final bosses to show up in the starting area and get into a fight with a lvl1 adventurer that establishes her as a threat and sets him on the quest that ultimately ends in him defeating her. What they don't tell you is that you can give her a ring when she first appears and it skips the entire quest line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208288
great, so a demon should have no problem capturing me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208390
Miss gnome is knowable in all kinds of rock. A little bit of metal can be found in her collection as well. There's also a large selection of country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208423
Are dragongirls the most metal mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208440
So far it's the Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208440
If you could breath fire, crush rocks in your claws, and smash in armor with a single smack you'd be pretty metal too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208440
>not Hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208440
Only the good aligned ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208440
I don't think you get to be metal if all it takes to break your tough exterior is a mere hairless ape's cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208440
no they be wurm girls, they eat metal ore like chicken nuggies

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls eating food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208482

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208288
Absolutely not, I would 100% hold out until I received a fluffy wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208288
>get isekaied
>expect to just job to a lvl1 slime right away and just be done with it
>not really focused on all the introductory stuff, you already know all about MGE anyways. just need to get to the first open area
>sudden guitar riff
>snap back to attention
>mge: HARDMODE
>dropped into an endgame area.
>its fine, its fine. as long as you can avoid any encounters you can get to a starting area, get the slime you deserve and-
>"you're ambushed by a pair of demons!"
hope you practiced your no-hits anon.

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>45208482
Go back to /trash/ schizo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208521
Demons are easy, just don't sign their contract.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the nine tailed bear trap. Once you’re caught, you’ll be bullied with this and that by the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208035
Does daemon count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208454
This, it's even in the name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXKZzoBfSWk

[Anonymous No.]

The dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208604
Shes too dominate, GAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207864
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208685
cats should always be on top. It's their natural place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208692
https://exhentai.org/g/859765/faf197eae7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207105
Got a link to the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208035
Always associated wights french accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208709
Don't bother, you're replying to the irishman going on a delusional rant about his newest nemesis again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208718
>Wight says hungry people should eat (out) the cakes
>gets guillotined
>looks confused as her head rolls down and turns into a new Wight/Dullhan hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208693
not him but wrong. Anal domination every day on my chesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208709
He commed it. It's not written yet I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208730
So what was he going on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207105
Why are all amazonfags mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208693
Wrong. Manticores are supposed to go below you so you can lay back on top of them while they tail you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208768
I think the amazon guy said the artist he commissioned a few pictures of his waifu said there's a tiring amount of people who want ntrshit. This caused schizo mick to go apeshit trying to spin it into something, because he really hates that amazonfag for some reason.

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>>45208730
>>45208823
I wonder when he's gonna bitch about me directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208738

[Anonymous No.]

>>45203237
Too bright and saturated. It's like turning on fullbright for a competetive advantage. You made it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208823
I could link the post but warosu is down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208870
Withstanding being pestered by the feline she-devil is the greatest trial that paladin has to face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208870
What is paladin chesh doing with the armoured holy relic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208860
Who even are you.

[Anonymous No.]

If you didn’t want to be raped because of your morning wood you shouldn’t sleep in your underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208976
I wear pyjamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208984
You'll wake up with a jabberwock gnawing on your dick in a case of mistaken identity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208976
im in a sleeping bag, fully protected from wenches and covered in a blessed weighted blanket

[Anonymous No.]

(:

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209014
>covered in a blessed weighted blanket
anon I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209032
Look at those thick delicious thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208972
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

another day of not writing anything... its over

[Anonymous No.]

>>45205897
Who poked her eye out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209032
Cover her in a blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208638
>The baby has horns
Boy, I hope those grew in after birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209033
an angle blessed it, it smells funny tho...

[Anonymous No.]

my blanket IS my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209047
Anon did. He was giving her a lap pillow while doing some tail brushing and got too excited.

[Anonymous No.]

hot kotlate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209180
Hot kotlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209180
ocelomeh beans...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209202
Kneading your shoulders...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209213
soft crinkle of jungle kot cocoa beans...

[Anonymous No.]

Visitors say the Ocelomeh city purrs at night, but no straight answer can be taken from the locals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209194
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209232
I thought they chuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209238
no sir that's a cheshspresso, i wanted a hot kotlate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209238
That Chesh better lead the paladin to a place that sells good kotlet schabowy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209252
Welcome to the kot cafe, where your drink will (probably) come with a lap kot (may not fit on lap)
>cheshspresso
>hot kotlate
>Nekomatcha
>Teager (Jinko shan)
>Werecatdang Jahe
>Milk
>Hot Tommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209259
>>45209252
She's leading him to the hatter tea party

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209295
>Lapkot
>It's you who sits on the kot's lap
I'm in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209295
>Hot Tommy
Sounds like that drink should be served at the genderbent version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209314
Drink recommended for kot customers in butler cafe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209310
You don't what that instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209324
Génépi or chartreuse specially brewed with catnip

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209314
don't worry anon, if you order the hot tommy you get a very friendly kot who will go out of her way to compliment you on how attractive you are - leading to probable kot making

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45209310
Please do not sit on the smaller kots
The jinkos, some ocelomeh and some of the taller other kots are fine.
Please do not sit on the smaller ones
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209324
There has to be one in not!Akiba somewhere, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209327
The what now

[Anonymous No.]

Jiangshi can't overcome a trampoline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209295
>Go to kot cafe
>Immediately accosted by kots
>"Nya, order my drink!"
>"No no ignore the fat jinko - order my drink!"
>"Hey, you wanna be my tom right? Get the hotkotlate!"
>Leave and go to dog cafe instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209310
I'll take the manticore lapkot who is in remedial training

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>>45209180
>It was meant to be a short expedition of cultural understanding
>First contact was made 6 months ago with a tribe of kots in the jungle
>The conquistador sent before you hasn't returned and the only response was a letter sent back in a bottle by magic or whatever
>The letter was his name and a large paw print in some dye made from berries the meaning of this hasn't been deciphered so you anon the cultural ambassador have been sent to see what has befallen your countryman
>Upon landing on the shores of kot country nice beach with some pawprints and a humans bootprints lay in the sand
>At least this confirms he is unharmed
>Finally you begin to approach the jungle and are caught in large pit covered with leaves
>It doesn't take long and a bunch of delicious brown kots are looking down at you with curiosity speaking in a tongue you can't understand
>They take you blindfolded and bound about a mile inland
>When the blindfold is removed you notice you have been bound to a large stone slab, thankfully you aren't injured but still being abducted like this is enough to make you panic
>It isn't long before some sort of priestess emerges from a hut, she is adorned with all manner of feathers and polished stones and a staff with some sort of object you recognize from your homeland, a humble brush of human design
>She begins shaking the brush over your body and hers in some ritualistic fashion and then climbs on top of you while doing the same then begins brushing your head and gyrating and rubbing that will surely earn you a place in the fires of eternal damnation
>After this she begins brushing her furry bits from head to toe and begins unbinding your hands
>Once your hands are free her attendants bring out a large bowl filled with a frothy chocolate drink that is very sweet but also spicy
>She takes a thoughtful drink and places it in your hands and beckons you to consume it as well
>Things get hazy after that but when you awaken the next morning you and the priestess are nude in the hut on what can be described as a soft bed of feathers and furs
>Looks like you are not going to be able to report on what you find in the land of the jungle kots.
I guess they will continue sending more men to see what happened to you and conquistador anon, not that the kots will mind they need husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209369
the physics engine goes nuts when a jiang shi, barometz or myconid touch

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209389
NEEDS TO BE CONQUERED BY WHITE ARYAN COCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209371
Ah, those are on the secret menu, along with the bartender and back of house kots
Order one of:
>Manti corecido
>Manteacore
>Mulled spine

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>>45209370
>Leave kot cafe and go to doge cafe
>"OOOH A, VISITOR! HIHIHI!"
>"HOW ARE YOU-UU-UU-UUUIU?!"
>"YOU SMELL LIKE CATS, HAVE YOU SEEN CATS? NICE DICK SMELL, BTW!"
>"ORDER SNACKS AND FEED THEM TO ME!"
>Leave and go to the fox cafe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209366
Want* my bad, got overwhelmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209295
i'll take an XL griffon to go

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209402
>Leave doge cafe and go to fox cafe
>"OH HAI YO MASTAH!"
>Blinded by mofu that stinks of tofu
>"KOH KNEE CHEE WAH! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAKE, SOME TEA, OR MAYBE ME..."
>2000 year old fox with world ending powers attempts to appear meek and reserved
>Leave fox cafe to go to dragon cafe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209408
birb cafe is down the street sir.
alternatively i can parade a chesh around in a chicken suit for your amusement

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209426
cat detector returns yes on griffon

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the troll cafe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209419
Better to just go have coffee at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209430
ok fine we have a griffon in the back who makes the soup of the day but please don't take her it would be bad for business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209442
I am going to take her alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209440
>Open the family size coffee can
>Cheshire Ass and Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209389
Pharaohs are so sexy, from loli to cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209419
>Leave fox cafe to go to dragon cafe
>"Sit and make your request, mortal. I may bring you a drink when I choose."
>The cheapest option is 50 gold
>"Hmph, no gold? Well, hoard members drink free. Maybe someone l-like me would condescend take you as a pet. WAIT, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! "
>Leave dragon cafe and go to birb cafe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209402
I'd like to feed snacks to a pack of shortstack kobolds and assorted dog mgs, just covered in a pile of fluff and tails by the end of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209419
>>45209457
fuck i was too slow
>leave fox cafe to go to dragon cafe
>smoke and several different pitched laughs echo as you enter
>"Ah... finally. A human. About time. Fetch me a coffee on the double."
>About to ask what the hell is going on before an apron is thrown at you
>"Foolish, mere ape. Your kind is fit only to serve our race. Rejoice at our magnamity and generosity. So grand and incredible are we, that we established this shop to allow your kind to fufil your purpose. Yes, it was like it was only yesterday when we descended from our paradise to bless this meagre city with our presence-"
>Already walked out door while dragon begins her 5 hour monologue
>Leave dragon cafe and go to birb cafe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209461
It actually does sound nice. After all the other fluids you'd exchange having your hands covered in slobber wouldn't feel so gross either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209395
Im white, but I want the grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209468
>Leave dragon cafe and go to birb cafe
>"Hi master! What can I get for you?" harpy waitress chirps
>Finally some normal service
>Tell her you want a coffee
>"Alrighty, I'll just go and get that for you!"
>Walks towards kitchen
>1,2,3 steps
>"Hi master! What can I get for you?" harpy waitress chirps
>birb brains...
>Leave birb cafe and go to desert cafe

[Anonymous No.]

Cats?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls are just furry for people who can't admit being furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209352
I love the undead but I prefer them a little more gray or rotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209146
>blanket girl
>good for kidnapping people
>pretty good at carrying stuff for you too
>not so good in a fight
>the white stains never come out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209519
Normal people stop at nekomimi /succubs/angel. For everyone after that you are right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209519
Sure nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209519
I'm sure I'd be bothered if I didn't enjoy both.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb cats, I'm gonna show them why powder weaponry is far superior to some club that breaks when you hit people with it.
Nothing can possibly go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209564
Time to show these savages the true power of civilization

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209564
>Powder as a weapon
>Versus a giant club
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209578
>Pocket powder!
Just works.

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals open up
>Fall in
>Snap leg
>Scream
>Hoard of monster Girls are now alerted to my location
>First come first serve
>Just pray it isn't a Hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209564
not only is tacokot gonna school you with how cool her club is but she's also gonna get a more tech savvy monster to school you with a gun too!
kot wins again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209600
>Hoard
With bones as brittle as his anon's going to be getting a milky holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209519

[Anonymous No.]

>45209496
>45209519
>45209532
>45209553
>45209642
The irish abortion is desperate for attention today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209653
Shut the fuck up Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>4509656
Your not fooling anybody

[Anonymous No.]

>45209656
Pathetic samefagging schizo mick, die from butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have that image of a succubus in nerdy clothes next to her in normal succ ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209491
>go to desert cafe
>"Greetings emperor. I shall be your attendant for today."
>Cute anubis shows me to my sandstone seat and hands me hieroglyph aesthetic menu
>"For starters how much do you weigh?"
>Confusion
>"I must get an accurate picture of your character, lifestyle, diet, history, education, earnings and other data before I can create a dining schedule for you emperor."
>Say you just want a coffee
>"Just a coffee?" Anubis tense, "But what is 'just a coffee'? I need to know exactly how many ml of milk to add, and what kind of milk, and what kind of mug, and what kind of sugar, and the exact temperature you enjoy your coffee at, and what image to draw in it and-"
>Decide to give schedule dog a break in her schedule
>Leave desert cafe and go to regular, good old, meido cafe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209691
this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209666
>>45209674
t. Mick seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209694
>Medio cafe
>Get served shogffee

[Anonymous No.]

wurm cafe
bogie cafe
wock cafe
best cafes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209701
NO

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a hyper sane shoggoth that uses normal utensils and serves normal food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208288
Not if I have my super ultra mega powered fan on hand, that I will make that slime bitch dryer than a motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209694
>>45209717
>Go to meido cafe
>You pause before going in
>You distinctly remember the kiki cafe and doge cafe merging at one point
>Which must mean this cafe isn't kiki meidos
>It's...
>Hand stops just before touching door knob
>"Master?"
>Cosmic horror eye appears on door
>Run in opposite direction before shog cafe can 'invite' you in
>Leave meido cafe (as fast as possible) and go to bog(ie/ey) cafe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209701
Not, I think it just had two in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209746
I don't even know if Bogeys make for good waitresses. Also Bogie's coffee tastes funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209746
>>45209777
Now that I think about it, Bogie wouldn't even serve you coffee because children shouldn't drink it. You could get some cocoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209701
It was this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209746
>run in opposite direction
>shog cafe gets up and chases you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209519
I am the furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209777
>>45209790
>Miss, please can i just have some coffee

[Anonymous No.]

That’s it, I’m just gonna go to the Holstaur cafe, surely they know how to make a good drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209790
>does the entire hot chocolate sequence from polar express

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209795
i prefer left

[Anonymous No.]

you overhear a discussion with some higher up sounding people who are talking about selecting a hero for some reason or another, and naturally that hero is suppose to be you based off of your past merits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209806
Post some images then. We're stuck in a hard mge posting rut today. Which is weird since paradox part 3 almost came out and that's the landmark monster girl release of the decade most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209822
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7589865&tags=tukimitake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209843
nice, i love frumpy girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209829
Naw I like to keep my Theriomorphosis Potion activities between me and my wife thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209746
>Leave meido cafe and go to bog(ie/ey) cafe
>Greeted by solemn bogey sitting at front
>Plush body has quite a few tea and coffee stains she's tried and failed to get out
>such is life in service industry
>give her a reassuring nod but avoid the hug
>she understands, and raises her arm to an empty table before dropping it with a plush pompf noise
>Bogie waitress comes up on a unicycle
>Tell her you'd like a coffee
>"A coffee?"
>Bogie starts to cough and splutter what can only be described as an E noise
>You groan, and just say the first coffee that comes to your mind, a flat white
>"A flat white? Sure, I know a blonde undead who's not got much of a chest but-"
>Leave bog(ie/ey) cafe (you give the bogey at the front a tip) and go to the dork cafe (so much variety in !akiba)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209843
my country does not let me see gelbooru

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209843
makes a QT spider. wish he was nicer to some of his girls though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209553
>wow, anon must really like dragon girls if he has TWO "dragon" folders on his laptop
>...those aren't dragon girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209859
>only part time
casual

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209855
me too, \

post more frumpy girls

[Anonymous No.]

Want to pamper a frumpy kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209901

[Anonymous No.]

I want a smug as fuck loli malef to reverse mating press me

[Anonymous No.]

Fire or ice, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Futa potions

[Anonymous No.]

when the demonlord gets increasingly frustrated since its been well over a year and the hero is still doing side quests.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the Emperor of the Abyss all Mamonos shall bow before me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209933
he wants to 100% but pregnancy is a radiant quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209932
Old bait, become a eldritch god instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209946
I will use futa potions with my wife and there's nothing you can do to stop us

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209861
>Just kidding
>Walk straight past shop of lonely loser lilims and go to greasy spoon oomukade place
>On your way, see kej and gazer cafes
>Only one or two people in each, but they are having a really good time
>Enter rundown building
>Basically every oomukade in the waitress shrinks and goes 'hyah!' at the sudden light
>All huddle together at suddenly having a customer, eventually, one is brave (forced) enough to go up and greet me
>"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hello m-master..."
>Bashfully leads me to seat, hands me menu, then scuttles off to employee room in fear
>Have to loudly announce that you would like a coffee because none of the other boogs are brave enough
>Best damn coffee you've ever had when it arrives
>Too bad about the service though
>Notice napkin tucked under mug
>Number hastily scrawled onto back
>Look up to see oomukade from earlier spying on you through slightly ajar staff room door
>Squeals and slams door when you notice her
>Leave oomukade greasy spoon

all i'm doing but someone else can do others. hope you liked this and the apopsicle stuff, greentexts are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209932
>>45209952
Fuck off cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209962
How can you really love a woman if you won't take her fat futa fuckrod up your dirty, unlubed shitter?

[Anonymous No.]

Hahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209916
Ice is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>new neighbors move into a few houses on the street
>go over to welcome them and to let them know I'm here if they need help
>one neighbor is a Manticore
>oh shit
>she does the usual thing all Manticores do
>smug smiles, standing as tall as possible, spreading her wings and whipping her tail around while we're talking
>until her parents come to the door at which point she stops the act and scurries away
>I thought she looked a little young, I should be safe then
>her parents thank me for welcoming them and bid me farewell
>go meet the next new neighbors
>it's a Vampire, her husband and their daughter
>the daughter keeps walking past while I'm seated on the couch, at the insistence of her mother because guests don't get left on the doorstep, and pausing to bend over in my eyesight to check in boxes
>proudly announces she's at the top of her class, unlike the other girls who've moved into the neighborhood
>after a half hour I say farewell and leave
>the last set of neighbors is a Holstaur family
>holy shit, seven daughters
>oldest daughter keeps crossing her arms under her breasts and pushing them up whenever my gaze is close enough to her
>she keeps asking if I'm thirsty
>head home after a bit and settle in
>nice people
>wake up the next morning to a knock at the door
>groggily head to the door and find myself greeted by the Holstaur
>she asks if I need any milk, they always have too much
>I could always use more milk, I love dairy
>before I even finish the sentence she's produced a small carrier with six glass bottles of milk
>hands it over and then hurries off to jump into her dad's van to head to school
>notice the Vampire staring at me as her dad pulls out of their driveway and heads down the street
>Manticore is nowhere to be seen
>twenty minutes later I hear a loud banging at the door
>what the fuck
>it's the Manticore who is out of breath and looks like she just fell out of bed
>begs me for help getting to school because she forgot to set her alarm and missed the bus
>is this a trap or...
>nope, not a trap she actually has her bag
>grab my keys and quickly drive her to school
>try to ignore her leaning forward behind me to sniff the back of my head as I'm driving
>drop her off and head back home
>things are going to be interesting from here on out
>finally get to my breakfast
>damn, this milk is good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209932
reverse theri potions that turn furry girls non furry for a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>he's STILL going and samefagging like crazy with any bait he can think of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210090
Reminder: https://archived.moe/jp/thread/45089693/#45102105

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she such a bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210099
cause she's got all them teeth and no toothbrush

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>>45210090
The eldritch stuff isn’t from mick that is from me Wendigo anon, but I’ll quit since it might trigger him.

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>>45210094
https://files.catbox.moe/5bq3uz.webm

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>>45210040
>a few weeks later, I'm walking my dog
>for the past few nights I've heard weird sounds when I'm walking
>suddenly hear the sounds again
>sounds like something flying past me
>look around in confusion
>dog looks up at me and then turns to look towards a neighbor's backyard
>hear a muffled "FUCK" and the sound of wings beating in the darkness
>am I getting hunted
>turn back to continue on the walk
>and nearly shit myself as I come face to face with the Vampire
>how the fuck did she get there so quietly
>"Mr Anon, it's dangerous to walk around at night on your own"
>hear a barely audible, "Especially if that bitch actually lands a spine on you"
>tell her I'm fine and I'm actually heading home now
>she "escorts" me home and waves as I close the door
>it appears the Vampire and Manticore are competing to claim me
>hear a knock at the door
>look outside and it's the Holstaur
>"Mr Anon, I made too much cheesecake tonight and figured you'd want some"
>correction, all three of them are competing
>happily accept the cheesecake because who doesn't like free desserts and wish her a good night
>next day there's a delivery of a big pot of goulash from the Vampire household
>and the day after my work is interrupted by the Manticore banging on my front door to offer me some buffalo wings because she made way too many
>holy fuck, there's like two hundred wings here
>they're all flats
>how does she know I only like flats
>eventually stop them one day as they're headed home from school
>let them know I know what they're doing and I appreciate the attention but it's not happening
>I'm not going to get with girls still in high school
>they share a look and then nod and head home
>alright, good to go
>until I wake up in the middle of the night to the feeling of my arms being pinned down
>open my eyes and come face to face with the Holstaur
>realize she's got my arms pinned in her arms
>she's got my hands pressed right up against her tits and she's got a smug smile
>hear the Vampire say, "Can you actually hit him this time or do you need to me hold your tail steady?"
>hear a, "Shut up I can do it," from the Manticore and then feel a sharp pinch in my thigh
>and then I black out
>wake up in the morning trapped in the arms of all three of them
>barely register anything except the combined taste of blood, pussy and milk lingering in my mouth
>then the memory returns

Nothing better than sucking down some Holst milk while a Vamp sucks your blood as you get TAIL'd by a Manticore. The more SUCC the better.

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>>45210166
>Manticore venoms you
>Vampire sucks you at the same time
>Venom goes straight into vampire
whoops

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>>45210040
>I thought she looked a little young, I should be safe then
The younger the Manticore is, the greater the risk of her accidentally slapping her tail against you.

[Anonymous No.]

A danuki would see a crying man and be like 'i wonder if i could sell him some tissues'

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody save that poor child!

[Anonymous No.]

>chesh wrongwarped my sperm into her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210355
He's between a bed and a soft place, couldn't be safer.

[Anonymous No.]

is there no low a fox would not stoop too?

[Anonymous No.]

>me, the brave knight who just wants to do side quests instead of lame adventurer business like all the other people fresh out the starting city
>going around constantly completing all the side quests and radiants for monsters around the country
>frustrating them all when I just demand gold and don't accept their outlandish reward offerings (like the holst who tried really hard to make me suck her tits and drink milk she claimed would "recover my HP")
I'm gonna be the richest knight the world ever knew!

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[Anonymous No.]

>Cat (Violent)

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>>45210166
>he doesn’t want peak fertility girls
What are you gay? I would have each girl dicked down within just a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209889
Don't dragons in mge still have their dragon form available to switch into?

[Anonymous No.]

Love me wife, simple as

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45210499
BUFFubus

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>>45210464
She's not violent, she's aggressively passionate. It's different. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210464
Cat (Weak)

[Anonymous No.]

>playing vidya with friends when one of them mentions a new BBQ place that opened up
>run by a weirdo Salamander who even other Salamanders thinks is a weirdo
>doesn't do any fighting
>her battlefield is the kitchen and the smoke pit as a chef and pitmaster
>has a challenge that nobody has beaten in three years
>The All American BBQ Showdown
>have to eat two pounds of every variant of American BBQ to win
>get the meal free and free dessert for life if you win
>apparently has absurdly good pecan pie as well
>free pecan pie for life?
>easy
>prepare by going on a 30 mile bike ride before heading to the restaurant
>declare to the Succubus waitress my intent to face down The All American BBQ Showdown
>she gives me a lookover and then gives a little giggle before heading off to announce the challenge
>a few minutes later, the Salamander comes out
>holy shit
>she's at least 6 foot 8 inches tall and clearly has the demeanor of a smug Hag
>this will be a challenge
>"Think you have what it takes?" she asks
>"I know I do," I reply
>she smirks and then heads back into the pit
>the first batch of BBQ is delivered
>Alabama style chicken with white sauce
>Memphis style wet ribs, dry ribs and BBQ sandwiches
>even a serving of Memphis BBQ spaghetti
>is that mutton?
>KENTUCKY style? They have BBQ?
>realize I may have gotten myself into trouble
>begin feasting
>it's all so good, even the mutton
>as I'm licking clean the last rib the next batch comes out
>Carolina style pulled pork in three varieties with mustard, tomato and vinegar sauces
>Kansas City style burnt ends and ribs
>Hawaiian kalua pork
>notice the Salamander watching intently from the partially cracked door to the pit as I demolish my way through round two
>won't beat me, I fucking love BBQ bitch
>fifteen minutes later, I pop the last burnt end into my mouth
>four big platters representing the four types of Texas BBQ are brought forth
>a Santa Maria style tri-tip with salsa and beans accompanying it
>a St Louis style pork steak
>barbacoa goat with tortillas a
>and finally some Chicago style pork tips
>stare in awe at the table packed full of meat and feel my stomach rumble in protest at the sausages, brisket, pork and other meaty goods
>but then my thoughts turn to infinite pecan pie and I feel the discomfort leave me
>the Salamander has long since moved to the end of the table and watches me, unblinking, as I put away bite after bite of her BBQ
>it's all so fucking good what the fuck
>it takes me another 45 minutes but finally I polish off the last barbacoa taco and collapse back into my chair
>turn to look at the Salamander and say, "I'd like my dessert please"
>a slice of pecan pie is brought out to me
>fuck yes pie
>savor every bite
>don't even notice the Salamander walking behind me
>I do notice when she lifts me up, chair and all, and carries me into the backroom
>immediately notice the bed she's carrying me towards
>hear her clothes hit the ground within seconds of my being dumped onto the bed
>turn to see her standing there nude with absolute rivers of lust dripping down the inside of her thighs
>oh, so THAT'S what was meant by free dessert for life
>wake up two days later tightly clenched in the arms of my new Salamander wife

My wife will never be able to defeat my appetite! Our battles will always end in defeat for her!

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>>45210509
>Researcher Anon insisting the locals aren't violent as they club the expedition members over the head and drag them off for "sacrifice"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210530
It's just a part of their colorful culture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210499
That lust crest is overdeveloped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210551
>Take it as a complement boys, it means they like you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210491
Random fire inspection, whole fire house full of hellhounds arrive to my apartment to make sure my smoke detectors are working, I tell them I am white but they insist on checking anyway. No chirps heard here. Now they are making sure my boxers are not flammable and generally touching me and everything else, now I am expected to pay their fee one way or another.

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>>45210598
There are worse fates than becoming the Fire House Husband. It's breddy comfy waking up covered in Hellwans and they make really good food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210585
monster girls and foreign languages are such a wonderful combo

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna cause mass chaos throughout the mamono territories. I’m be the big bad that even the order is terrified to work with, a true villain in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210195
hhhhehehe

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most insulting thing I can tell a taco bell cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210633
"Your mother cooks for Del Taco."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210633
>"your food isn't that good."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210614
True but servicing 10 Hellhounds is exhausting. I have to break them into shifts. I better incubize soon otherwise I will be dried up like a pork chop left in the sun.

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to colonize Anubis and Pharaoh butts.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are harpies so colorful? Why do they sing such beautiful songs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210754
To attract (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210754
Because it's irresistible

[Anonymous No.]

I want a harem of MegaChuuniUltraDorks. Give me four monster girls that would make the ultimate MegaChuuniUltraDork harem. If someone can give me four girls that fit the mold perfectly I may even find the inspiration to writefag once again. Please help me, I miss the happiness of being able to write stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210809
Four Elementals who never shut the fuck up about the grand destructive power of their respective elements sealed inside their bodies. Also they do Ginyu Force poses.

[Anonymous No.]

Winter is coming

[Anonymous No.]

sudden interest in cumflating a manticore through her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210525
Fuck, now I'm hungry for some BBQ. Damn good work, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>45210840
Nice monster girl image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210824

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>>45210847
Dude is probably having hunger dumbs happens to the best of us. I’ll give him a pass if that is the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210796
>winghugged and leglocked by a harpy
>keeps rubbing her cheek against yours
>making cute chirping noises too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210887
>making cute chirping noises too.
And then there were the raven harpies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210890
They make cute crow noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210883
>>45210847
Indeed, it was. My apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210908
My apologies. A lot of times anons post ebin reaction images, then throw a tantrum when called out on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210809
Dullahan
Dhampir
Dark Valkyrie
Kunoichi

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45210989
Are you for sure that is a fox and not some eldritch horror pretending to be a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210942
She's a big lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45203255
Thank you wikiman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210989
>>45211000
Peak fox. Need to make more.

[Anonymous No.]

Idea. Vore. But instead of you getting eaten your pp goes in the mouth instead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45203960
She looks like she uses exclusively mana draining moves in combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211077
MGE girls meeting MGQ girls be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210989
Damn growth hormones in tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45206855
>buy hotspring in Wintertown
>name it something vaguely reptile related
>rake in cash from all the cold blooded tourists

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210989
>be Anon
>it’s been a long day of work, running errands, and just having to deal with life shit
>finally get home
>greeted by tall fox wife
>like really tall, nearly double your height tall
>”Anon, sweetie, how was work?”
>practically feel all the day’s fatigue melt away as she speaks
>”Dinner just finished cooking, so let’s eat it while it’s nice and hot!”
>her food is delicious as always
>never a dull day with her around
>stifle a chuckle as her ears bend backwards when walking through doorways
>finally get to bed and fall in to your wife’s arms
>bury your face in her huge chest
>she smells incredible
>the sound of her heartbeat is slowly lulling you to sleep
>”Goodnight, Anon.”
>let the sandman take you away as your wife gently runs her fingers through your hair and her tails trail up and down your back

I WANT A FOX WIFE GOD DAMN IT.

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>>45207819
Bog witch looks like she can make the best pie known to man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208035
The sea slug one

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>>45210499
>kicked out of succubus school for not seducing men properly
>still the first to get married because she found some dork to mating press
>gyms in her city are swarmed with succs trying to copy her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211076
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211250
Esoteric fox ritual, passed down from grandmother to mother to daughter, but never to men, cannot let them learn secret.
Ask any fox, they will be happy to preform

[Anonymous No.]

>Southern Belle Vampire!
>Yamato Nadeshiko Inari!
>Hag Hellhound!
>Redneck Manticore!
>Gamer Girl Kikimora!
>next week watch as these five women compete to capture the heart of Mr Anon!
>their skills will be put to the test!
>COOKING
>HOUSEWORK
>FAN FICTION god damn it Druella stop adding fucking fan fiction to all of these shows
>COMPETITIVE CHINESE CHECKERS Druella what the fuck
>HAND HOLDING This is...illegal Druella PLEASE STOP [/spoiler
>MUD WRESTLING ok Druella that's actually a good idea
>DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS STOP
>LARPING NO YOU'LL SUMMON THE DORKS DRUELLA
>HAND CRAFTING MINIATURES AND DIORAMAS I'm going to fucking quit Druella
>apologies but we have to cut this announcement short to announce that all five women agreed to claim Mr Anon together and have since fled the dressing room after capturing him and evading our Ushi Oni bodyguards
>instead we're pleased to announce a new Ms Malef's Dragon Talk airing next Tuesday from 7AM PST to 1AM PST

[Anonymous No.]

This is a sign I should cease drunk posting, good night Anons. I wish you many dreams of coils, fluff, butts, milk and whatever else turns you on. May we see the portals in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210989
>>45211076
Too close to giantess tier for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>>>45211077
There are some pictures of girls with their mouth open that were clearly meant to be vore because of how detailed the inside of the mouth is that I still appreciate as I like to imagine what it would be like to stick my tongue or dick in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211357
If you can still eat her out when she's in a standing position it's not giantess. It's just a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211376
Nah, it's mini-giantess and it's just as undesirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211376
Standing motorboat is my upper limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45208288
Nope I need a meaty girl, would lose to level 1 zombies though

[Anonymous No.]

I'm finding that the only official physical publications in English that I can buy are MGE 1 and 2. Is that right?

Also, I'm seeing that all publications stopped after 2020. What caused that? Any hint of MGE 3 coming soon? Help after all these years I finally have a good reason to speak nip... thankyou

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>>45211723
Western publishers don't want to touch the WGs because of the loli stuff.
>MGE 3
We've got around 25 (I think) girls since MGE2 which was in 2016. Both had 100 girls. I don't recall KC ever mentioning working on a third book so it won't be anytime soon if at all at current pace.
World Guide or something similar is what we'll get but no idea when.
Will (the guy who made the WG side books) is apparently working on a fourth one.

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>>45211849
>because of the loli stuff.
Imagine the reactions to baphomet complex

[Anonymous No.]

I know they’re out of season but I love beach bully lamia

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be dominated by a very old, very kinky bapho. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211723
eh, who cares. The monster girl genre is poppin off.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you maintain your shop reputation with MGs at the cash register?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211993
baphomet complex? Is that a mental condition Baphomets have thinking they’re better than every monster.

[Anonymous No.]

It's caturday but I don't see any kots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212247
?
act like a normal person I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212248
kek
It's the one where a human loli gets corrupted into a baph and fucks her brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212247
Use self-served registers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212249
It's only 4 am here. Let her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212297
She sleeps 16 hours a day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212277
>anon wants to try fapping in a condom
>obviously uses self-checkout to avoid embarrassment
>makes sure the pack is hidden under all other groceries and scans it quickly
>BEEP - MANUAL VERIFICATION REQUIRED
>forgot condoms now need an age check in MGC because of falling teen pregnancies issue
How will anon escape this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212301
Tell them a lie about how he's planning to use them for water balloons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210499
surprised this didn’t summon maledomfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212273
Ah, I still like my interpretation better where it’s about Baphomets having a superiority complex instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211849
Thanks.
>>45212245
I want to support KC directly by buying his stuff, but I'd also like to be able to read it. Having some physical copies would be awesome. I was also kind of surprised that the last big publications were a while ago considering the popularity. Oh well, I guess this is why fan works are so popular! But I prefer the original, I love his style on all levels.

[Anonymous No.]

can't sleep, succ gonna get me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212299
She needs it. It's hard being a kot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45207731
>No succubus wife to smother me with her tights
I'm ngmi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209916
Note: Do not mix fire and ice resistance potions or they will cancel out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212297
>>45212299
>>45212334
That's nothing at all

[Anonymous No.]

Nyaunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212074
It's summer in Australia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212765
I will import my bunyip here, it's way colder but the fluff will protect

[Anonymous No.]

>>45209389
Would worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212315
he doesn't deserve or need your support lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212621
>sleeps 16 hours a day
they make it too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212883
I don't know about KC, but you surely need support - the psychiatric kind

[Anonymous No.]

>adopted by a bicorn
>She's a shotacon
>Keep inviting her shotacon friends so they can "play" with you
>Even your haku teacher is one of them
Why are bicorn momsters like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212315
Personally I would like to find original copy in Japan but it's more for the collection. A physical format in English could be great if internet shutdown, maybe they will be published again with the third edition. I also want the chesh doujinshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212914
I'm actually uploading something to itch now on account of being able to make games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212921
>bicorn momster insists on homeschooling because public education is trash
>all the tutors she hires seem to have more on their mind than just teaching you maths or physics
>and you wonder why you never saw mom pay them money for their services

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212941
Say hi to your new math teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

remember when we had quests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213051
Here's your quest: fill 'er up!

[Anonymous No.]

Getting arrested by human cops because you're having a nice date with your baphomet wife is a recipe for some crazy interdimensional diplomatic incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213051
You'll take the quest to kill slimes for their cores and you'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213051
Let's look at the Jobs Board at the local Adventurer's Guild.
>Deliver tailoring supplies to some cave in a forest
Obviously a trap.
>Defeat dangerous grizzly near the local farms, followed by crude drawings of an actual bear and promises that she is not a woman.
You were wrong. THIS is obviously a trap and the previous trap is now almost subtle.
>Fuck rare albino succubus!
Damn it, Druella...

Fuck these quests, I'm just gonna learn blacksmithing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213062
>Just moved to undead town
>Be on a date with a undead
>Things are going well
>She looks a bit young due to not aging
>Looks like she's stuck in her teens, but whatever, it's what on the inside that counts
>The monster cops show up
>They come over to your table
>Try to explain yourself and how she's actually 800 years old
>The cops just give you a warm smile and say they already know
>Cops start dragging her away saying she's arrested for trying to have sex with someone that's underage
>She's yelling something about not knowing
>You're confused, telling the cop that you're 25 years old
>She gives you a shocked look
>brings you a blanket and a teddy bear and telling you things are gonna be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213119
>Fuck these quests, I'm just gonna learn blacksmithing.
Sounds like you're gonna have every adventuring monster girl trying to hit on you then.
Imagine being a blacksmith and you need some rare material. Don't have a lot fo money but still put up a quest for it only to then see groups of monster girls fighting over who gets to do the quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213119
>>45213139
Okay, you've decided to become a blacksmith. You need to take up an apprenticeship, and look who your master is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213151
Cyclops are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213157
>>45213157
Watch what you say, that sword could leave some nasty burns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213119
>>45213139
Idiots. You should have leveled fishing inst... god damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213166
CYCLOPS
SUCK
Need blacksmithing dragons instead

[Anonymous No.]

so weak to werewolves that dog mgs can pinpoint my location

[Anonymous No.]

>blacksmith dragon
>once known as the destroyer of nations
>eventually plundered some books on bliacksmithing
>fast forward one thousand years
>now contributes to her local economy and gives magic swords away to any would be dragonslayers that come after her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213230
>Final boss is the blacksmith from the first town
Perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213236
Better than the gas station attendant honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213151
>They knew to stay away from the wells - but they were just kids. And they just wanted to know.
>They threw in dirt and stone and kifruit and starseed, watching as they collapsed.
>The gravity wells would swallow up anything. Glass and mud and silver. Wind. Heat. Pulsar radiation.

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up Anon, you're going to miss breakfast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213535
Is this like an Outer Wilds thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213222
>few minutes later
https://files.catbox.moe/vkzgfe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Homemade poutine made by a quebecoise kiki when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213222
Do foxes count as dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45214347
Yes, autistic dogs

[Anonymous No.]

awoobis>heckhound>wherewolf>kboold>shitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212249
Be on the lookout for Kikis today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45214751

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>>45214751
You got the ">"s wrong tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45214777
bargain bin species

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212249
Here ya go, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>it is said that if you venture into a fox temple in Zipangu or Mist Continent become a monk and swear an oath to lead an ascetic lifestyle you may achieve enlightenment and transcend existence
>No one has succeeded yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212249
Here is your kot, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45214795
gremlin mentioned
best girl mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>it is said that if you venture into a fox temple in Zipangu or Mist Continent and swear an oath to lead an ascetic lifestyle and become a monk you may achieve enlightenment and transcend existence
>No one has succeeded yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45214751
wrong

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>>45214806
The only thing I bring is gunboat diplomacy to that place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45214795
Cute Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213699
Risk of Rain 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213535
So that's how wurms ended up here

[Anonymous No.]

>anon finds out what "pound" in dog pound means

[Anonymous No.]

>>45213119
>>Fuck rare albino succubus!
>Take quest so you can tell her directly that her quest is stupid and she should feel bad posting it
>Leave

[Anonymous No.]

How to beat centaur spam in Lescatie 2?
My order conscript spears take one charge and then immediately orgasm, like aren't they supposed to be anticav?
Monster devs are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215112
Stand still and hold your arms out. Centaurs will think you're a tree and avoid you.

[Anonymous No.]

>portals happen
>Bogdanoff sisters
How fucked are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215112
>Play non-monster faction in Lescatie 2
>Settlements constantly revolt due to succubus and demon agents
>Monster armies literally just teleport onto your cities
>Armies all defect the moment they come into contact with monster corruption
>Infantry get torn apart by every monster counterpart
>Archers outranged 3x by elf and cupid archers
>Diplomacy is impossible until you switch to monster allegiance
>Faction leader constantly at risked of being sweaternapped by kunoichis
>Above all fixed the moment you defect to monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215160
Yeah but the monster faction has to deal with most of their soldiers retiring after a single victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215180
That's why they are so expansionist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215159
And you thought snouts would be the worst you had to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215160
You are playing the joke playstyle of the joke faction. The whole point of being an order faction in Lescatie 2 is to rush being corrupted to get a mixed roster then curbstomp the rest of the order into your desired monster types.
>Druella doomstack rapetrain turn 1
>Undead realms literally impossible to get a win over
>Dragonian roster unbeatable
>Desert kingdoms simcity until also unkillable
>Wonderland can literally just teleport across the map
>Tribal kingdoms destroy any attempt at colonizing to gtfo out of lescatie

Just offer your faction leader and son as marriage partners to the monster faction of your choice. I'm currently converting every order state into a cow state.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45215160
>use console commands to force a victory as the humans
>game lags
>crashes
>go into the data files and find out that there isn't even an asset for the human victory screen
>come to learn that the only human faction players are demons who get off on losing their human units to corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215257
Is it worth watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212074
>beach bully
>doesn't have legs to knock over sandcastles and kick sand on nerds

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45215293
>Broadcasts message to everyone playing when this happens
>Congratulations 'Anon123' for winning as the humans! He achieved a brilliant victory against all odds at his house in 'your address', so let's all wish 'your name' a well done!

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>>45215160
I feel like anubis and soldier beetles would both be really into rts games

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>>45215344
>get your anubis friend a copy of Children of the Nile for her birthday
>she's been at it for 46 hours straight
>you're pretty sure you're going to have to get your wife to use the god voice to get her to take a break and get some sleep

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[Anonymous No.]

How much fluff is too much fluff?

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>>45215368
Fluff should be MASSIVE.

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>>45215344
>>45215359
>get your soldier beetle friend a copy of Total Rape Zipangu 2
>she thanks you and scuttles off to go play it
>Come back a week later
>Her and a dozen other boogs all camped in their basement
>Full military command structure in place for their campaign online against some other monsters

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>>45215368

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine meeting a monster army with bogies..l

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215446
where does the bogie general keep her armies?
up her sleevies

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45215368
Realistically, when it affects her mobility and starts getting in the way of intimacy. So aproximately at more than 2x their body volume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215451
How do they bombard their enemies
With high yield clussy containers and cars

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215307
Undead creeping coin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215160
Rush demon silver weapons technology, gun technology and Raging mushroom factory and it's a easy win. Playing order is retarded but you can win as a human faction by conquering and enslaving mamonos

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>>45215486
you can do this quicker by sending envoys (with single men) to dragonia and any faction with gremlins. Then just hire kiki retainers then enjoy your free plapping of druella.

[Anonymous No.]

How do Monster Girls react to seeing you cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45210989
>head at eating-out height

[Anonymous No.]

>>45211376
I like women who are Big

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212941
>momster holding your hand and running her fingers through your hair while you get ravaged by another monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215510
I prefer the human dominating mamonos route, make me feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215486
>>45215616
Based, but the faggot devs will probably change it in the next update

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215486
>conquer and enslave mamonos
>all the men are getting mamono wi... slaves
>women demand legalization of monsterization upon learning about the benefits
I'm not sure if this victory counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45212921
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

It is caturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215674
Rope yourself

[Anonymous No.]

it's dragonday

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>>45215686
Such majestic creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215686
dragonia has 365 public holidays and they are all fucking dragonday

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215644
It does and it's my perfect scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215674
made 4 bbc

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215543
Honestly I'm more a eye-to-tits level guy, but there's something about standing with your chest held high, and grabbing a thicc piece of ass and burying your face into monster muff that's really appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215257
I haven't watched the show or know the context behind the scene but cute demon girl dying makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215686
The fuck she doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215966
adding sweetener to your coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215919
It's a good show but in it's canon the demons are truly evil monsters beyond redemption. Sadly no Succubus Demon Lord to stop them from their genocidal ways.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox thighs.

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>>45216059

[Anonymous No.]

what monster kiss the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216108
All loli monsters are terrible kissers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45215966
IIrc drooling whatever dragons use as lighter fluid into the cup

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216145
Imagine how much fun you could have making out with a young monster and feeling her get better over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216206
Ugh, fuck all that. I need an expert in the room and it won't be me.

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>>45203916
I like the idea of an apophis ruling over an "Invisible Kingdom" of outcasts on the margins of society. Like she controls a city carved out of desert caves for those who don't really have anywhere else to go. Kind of like a glorified animal shelter for mamano and the odd male traveler

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>>45216108
any monster with a big tongue maybe? sandworms? idk what monsters have oversized tongues.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45216335
Looks like a dangerous girl. Can imagine her fighting orcs just for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216318
Akaname are excellent kissers.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

milk from fox girl please
evil milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216049
i can fix her

[Anonymous No.]

cheshire please teach me some monster slurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216335
red hair so good

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[Anonymous No.]

I must confess, i like the look of woman in suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216614
Scarred and battle hardened waifus are for being made into broodmothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216624
This could lead you to trouble one day

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sex the monsters, but i do not want to be a parent, is it possible to just not have children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216726
Echidna bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216726
yes just use a condom. I bet magic has birth control too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216726
Worker honey bee can't have kids, and queen slime makes more bodies for a hivemind harem instead of kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216049
(except for Linie my cute loving wife that is)

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to sex the monsters, and I really don't want to be a parent, is it possible to just not have monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216755
You can fix her.

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>>45216756
what compels you to come here? habit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216791
to create strategies to stop monsters from sexing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216800
This is like that one order strategist who goes to the succ house every weekend to 'learn about his enemy'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216800
I'd suggest a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216800
somehow even sadder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216756
You cannot run. You cannot hide. Not even death can save you from being loved by a monster. The only way to stop it is to alp and become one yourself. Either way, monsters still win.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45216800
to further this, my brilliant strategy is to avoid monster sex is to say I'm married to my work and married to my religious duties.

[Anonymous No.]

do you imagine monsters as like "gooder" than humans on average, or do you imagine they also have the full spectrum of assholes to decent people

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216614
>kunoichi is always trying to set you up with other women
>wears baggy clothes to hide her whole body
>covered in scars and terrified that you might find her hideous if you saw them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216855
They are inherently good people and even the "bad" ones are just bratty or eccentric, as is in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216824
Dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216869
tip no tax fraud monster gf

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>>45216855
For adventure fantasy and relatable daydreaming? They're better on average and always come with less feminine bullshit than human women, but run the full spectrum from sweetheart to unforgivable asshole (life trauma presumed).

If I want a happier fantasy, they're pretty much all good girls who didn't do nothin' as per MGE standard.

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>>45216335
https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1722936312368656886?s=20
ms spicy lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216897
>tfw no corrupt politician monster to rezone your house so that the city can repossess it, while also passing a law that states men evicted in such a manner have to live with the politician who signed the ordinance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216269
Perfect for me but I hate desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216913
love me my adventure fantasy, need villainous mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216821
They'd probably rip you out of the afterlife too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216975
why they assholes? cant let a guy enjoy their restful end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45216855
Monsters can probably have some girls that can be jerks, but I imagine the demon lord's magic would stop them from wanting to cause long term harm to someone. It'd most likely be a kind of asshole that's surface level to appeal to some masochist's fantasies and she drops it if something serious happened. Humans on the other hand can do some fucked up stuff for no reason. There's people out there that will destroy lives for fun. Monsters are better people than humans. They were literally made to make the world a better place.

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>>45216975
>they start invading other afterlives to get more men
the final final frontier

[Anonymous No.]

takin' a break with ms kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217042
Is hugging the maid's kiki wrong?

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>>45216988
Wait until some powerful mamonos kill a lan by accident to look cool

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>>45217055
Not only is it right, it's highly encouraged.

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>>45216985
She was lonely, and you were just floating there all alone in the void. It's a free husband, why shouldn't she just grab you?

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>>45217079
But who is going to work?

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>>45216985
You have to reincarnate somewhere so it may as well be the monster girl dimension.

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Imagine the order trying to ressurect a long dead hero only for him to immediately change side when he looks at the state of the world.
bonus points if he meets his monsterised arch-nemesis and has a kid with her

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>>45217080
I hate wisps, they ruined my suicide escape route

[Anonymous No.]

What if we combined a bogey with a will-o-wisp?

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>>45217112
cardboard cutouts of blue fire and a padded cage

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>>45216855
Monsters are best when they have the full range of morality like regular people. From a nice person to a merciless killer.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck the order, how about moderate monster girl lovers vs extremists that take things too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217112
>A big plushie in a cage

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>>45217136
ms demon's only crime was loving too much

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>>45217108
>He's just a really grumpy old man who just wants a nice garden to lounge around in and a couple of beers
>The world he left behind is so different. Everyone dresses like a whore and is happy.
>So he just keeps saying 'I'm too old for this shit'
>Basically the same thing for his arch-nemesis, hence they make a great pair
>Spend all of their time doing old couple things, like moaning about 'youths these days' and 'back in our day, if you lost in battle you'd die!'
>They still secretly both appreciate the relative peacefullness and lack of violence, they're just crotchedy

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>>45217147
>Everyone dresses like a whore and is happy.
Not possible

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>>45217164
>Pre DL is very modest and chaste clothing, lots of armor. Everyone is unhappy because monsters keep killing people.
>Post DL monsters dress very skimpy, as do many humans. Everyone (in demon realms at least) is happy because monsters aren't killing people and make their lives much better instead.
If I died before the DL and came back after I would notice a difference.

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>>45217147
>*sips beer*
>"remember when I stole the 5 order mcguffin gems and hid them with my monster generals"
>"yep"
>*sips beer*
>"remember when I kicked your ass on the top of that black tower of yours?"
>"Pretty sure I beat you that time dear, left you near death."
>"huh..."
>*sips beer*
>"Strange times."
>"yep"

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>>45217136
i dont think monsters would ever fight against extremists

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>>45217219
they had a pillow fight once

[Anonymous No.]

need dark mage wife who creates possessed onee-san dolls for my harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217219
they had a swimsuit competition that one time

[Anonymous No.]

You should sacrifice yourself to the volcano goddess. Come on, just jump in. It'd make her really happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217232
that's a really big climb though...
how am I supposed to walk all the way up to the top?

[Anonymous No.]

need her to violate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217238
Is he an eros paladin?

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>>45217238
Everybody knows that you're asking for it if you wear dragon scale armor.

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[Anonymous No.]

Tall boys go to short girls
Short boys go to tall girls

[Anonymous No.]

do you think there are dragon necromancers that raise lots of dragon zombies to act as their pseudo daughters since they are that bab crazy and lonely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217262
i'm 6'2", is that small enough to count as small

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>>45217265
If a human can become a lich then so can a dragon.

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>>45217269
maybe, please submit yourself to the largest jungle kot you can find for analysis

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>>45217237
She'll cheer for you as you climb. Imagine her with fireball pompoms leaning over the edge and shouting down at you to keep going. Just don't tease her and give up half way or she'll erupt and chase you back to the village below.

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>>45217265
if she tried cooking instead she'd have a husband like that

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>>45217275
on it.

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>>45217282
oh shit how fast are we talking?
Pyroclastic flow can move as fast as 80km/h...
I will try my best not to disappoint lava goddess

[Anonymous No.]

How do monsters react to being called a whore

[Anonymous No.]

How do monsters react to being called a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217275
I need a jinko and ocelomeh who both absolutely dwarf me to adopt me right this fucking second

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217319
>to adopt me
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217312
>>45217316
rape, scold you, then more rape, then corrective rape ending with rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Bunyips are honorary cats and therefore can be included in koturday.

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>>45217341
isn't that just a tuesday?

[Anonymous No.]

>ask for divine guidance
>recieve a pear-shaped Cupid and Valkyrie
>they don't actually know a whole lot but at least they're cute
>the only guidance that ends up happening is a dick being guided into angelic loli anuses

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>>45217341
If if i rape her instead? The fuck she gonna do fight me off, im a man im biological stronger than her

[Anonymous No.]

How do monsters react to being called wife

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>>45217112
no one wanted to believe, believe they even existed

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>>45216049
i don't know anything about her but i could probably fix her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217334
you don't want two giant cats as momsters?
sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217445
they're too fussy. they'll keep trying to lick your hair and stuff

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>>45217445
>you don't want two giant cats as momsters?
No, I'm not some infantile mommydom faggot
I want to conquer my wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217471
>Momster = momdom
I like momdom but you can enjoy maledom and still like momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217345
if this retard is a cat, then bunyip can be one too.

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>>45217501
why cant she speak properly, brain damage?

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>>45217518
Now she just have an accident, make her super cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217365
>>45217365
Can't rape the willing, Also Hellwan bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217528
No, she just has an accent that makes her super cute*
I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217501
while not quite as all-inclusive as cow, cats are a broad category

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[Anonymous No.]

>Post quest
>I need of a wife
>Monster Girl who wants to marry me must collect 999 pine cones and 999 Natrually formed Triangle shaped rocks and deliver them to me for marriage.
>Laugh because no way any of them will accept it or attempt to complete my mindlessly annoying and stupid quest.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45217584
>how to only get autist wife

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be coated in unagi film
I wanna be glazed in it
I'm an eelslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217584
I shared my collection of geometric geologic formations, pants off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217594
i thought they'd prefer an ARG

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217584
This is how you get wurm. Finding a thousand pinecones is easy and she can naturally form the rocks by chewing on them.

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>>45217533
>Hellwan bait
I eat a raging mushroom and rape the shit out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217617
you can just do that whenever. they're not super particular about how you sex, only that you do sex and keep doing sex

[Anonymous No.]

>"The prophecy says only Anon can defeat Druella"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217673
Great! I'll grab my stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217673
why's it penned in druellas handwriting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217673
Is that written on a napkin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217677
>Anon hops on a flying carpet with a Genie
>"Squadala! We are off!"
>She just takes him home

>>45217678
Listen, just ignore that, its coincidence.

>>45217682
You mean the sacred texts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217691
The sacred Vajay Texts! Page turners, they were not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217710
>The Sacred texts of T-ko Belle!
>Truly words of wisdom and...hot sauce lay within them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217710
i like ms phantoms books
they really...pull you in

[Anonymous No.]

Defeat druella, more like, de feet (of) druella (i will lick)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217606
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

touched by an angel

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>>45217830
>When your high level angel wife doesn't quite take on her 'true form'
Sure, the local girls are babbling a little and you have a nose bleed but you DID ask for no pickles.

[Anonymous No.]

Take your pills, Anon. It’s the only way for your Monster Girl wife to become real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217893
the best cure is to shoot your load inside elf

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>>45217471
>the monster pins you down and shoves a rattle into your pried open hand
>you try to protest
>"I am sorry little baby, I cannot understand your baby talk."
>then rapes you for some reason because that is what Asians do with babies according to my H games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217830
>6 arms
Imagine the hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217790
And eel-pilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217942
Why are mommydom faggots so degenerate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217989
he wouldn't talk to you unless he was trying to rile you up
food for thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218008
I'm actually on his side in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>keep chasing after high level monster girls only to get rejected because they already have a husband
>in desperation turn to the new matchmaking program Meals with Monster Girls
>I don't get to pick the girl that I share a meal with but fuck it, at this point I just want a devoted monster wife
>I'd even take a Matango or Tentacle
>elect to be the one to cook the meal so that I can hopefully show off my skills and convince her to take me
>two weeks later, the day comes
>hear a knock at the door
>heart pounding I head there and open the door to greet my guest
>it's a Lich
>holy shit
>the Lich gives me a flat look and then reaches down to the side of the door and pulls a Zombie into view
>and then gives her a gentle shove, pushing her inside before turning around and heading to a bus full of Ghouls, Zombies, Ghosts and Skeletons
>as she hops into her seat, see her gaze turn gentle for a moment before she gives a wave and drives off
>invite my Zombie guest in and guide her to the table
>then head to the kitchen to bring in dinner
>she looks on wide-eyed as I place a heaping bowl of pasta alla genovese in front of her
>then some fresh baked bread with herb butter
>finally Meemaw's Famous Cucumber Salad
>I broke out Meemaw's recipe book today, victory is assured
>we dig in
>try to start up conversation a couple times but she's so focused on eating that she doesn't notice my questions
>slowly
>deliberately
>carefully
>she mows through her meal
>gives me a sheepish look when she finishes the pasta which I take to mean she wants another helping
>immediately grab the bowl and head back to the kitchen to refill it
>3 hours later, we're finished with dinner after wiping out all the pasta, cucumber salad, bread and butter
>holy shit Zombies can eat that was enough to feed a Dragon
>as she's sitting there in silence I'm about to start up conversation when she suddenly perks up like she forgot something
>then reaches into a pocket on her sweater and...how did a box that big fit in a sweater pocket
>looks at me and then says the first words of the night, "I...uh...Josiefeen. Made pie!" and opens the box to reveal an absolutely gorgeous pie
>look at the lattice on that fucker and are those pastry roses?
>Meemaw would flip her shit if she saw this pie
>it's still warm and from all the way across the table I smell the tell-tale scent of blackberry pie
>it takes us 30 minutes to eat the whole thing
>she stands up the minute our forks hit the plates, signifying the meal's end
>I tried, is what I'm thinking when she suddenly grabs my arm and pulls me up from my chair
>wait what
>drags me into the living room, spots the couch and then pushes me down on it
>and then flops down on top of me, wraps her arms around my chest, presses her head against my chest and entwines her legs with mine
>and immediately goes to sleep
>HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
>wrap my arms around her tentatively and then begin to gently rub her back
>she tightly hugs herself to me and moans a soft, "waaarrrrrm," in her sleep
>nearly die from the cute overload before falling asleep myself listening to her gentle breathing

GOOD. END.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217904
I will shoot my load inside any monster, I'm not picky anymore I just want monster girls asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217594
>hello
>I have brought you the 999 pinecones and 999 triangle shaped rocks that you requested
>you did not specify what kind of pinecones or rocks they had to be, so there are many kinds
>all of them are pinecones or rocks in the shape of triangles
>we are now married
>I will move into your house today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218026
Unfortunately desperation doesn't win you any points in the fictional portal day scenario. Better hope they appear in the promised land soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218014
A first date she won't be ashamed of even if she wights.

[Anonymous No.]

Good news, everyone! The hybridization experiment is a smashing success! The world's first werebat-hellhound hybrid has been safely released into the wild! And by wild, I mean the park in the middle of the city. And by released, I mean escaped. And by werebat-hellhound, I mean werebat-hellhound-ushi because it needed the webbing to keep its large body suspended. I can't wait for the data from her radio collar to start rolling in!

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>>45218014
>>and then flops down on top of me, wraps her arms around my chest, presses her head against my chest and entwines her legs with mine
truly the ultimate cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45217973
>Eel takes her time to glaze you in her slime
>After at least half an hour of that, she hangs back, looking you over like you were a painting she was working on
>"I still think you need some more.."
>Back you go into her coils
>Several hours pass
>Coated in so much goo, head to toe, shaking in pleasure
>She looks very pleased with herself
>But then she has a realization
>"Oh right! There was one place I was missing!"
>Wraps you up again, giving you a sultry look
>And then kisses you, wrapping her tongue around yours and feeding you the mucus directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon contract terms for adoption
>If anon asks for milk, demon must provide
>If anon asks for upsies, demon must pick him up
>If anon has been a bad boy, demon may punish him with edging
>Anon must refer to demon as mommy, mom, mother or other affectionate name

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218076
>videos of Anons getting eel massages are so sensual that even other monsters will express their envy about not being able to slime their husband
>slimes seething in the comment sections every time trying to say that there's no difference between this and a slime suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218080
She doesn't know what she's getting into with the upsies clause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218091
I may be an eel fag, but I'd take a slime suit or slime bath from an intelligent slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218097
>slimes that have learned how to seduce and not just attack people
>constantly redistributing their goo while they speak to you until they find the form that gets you most flustered
>two mouths whispering into your ear while you're trapped inside them, telling you how good it feels to have you inside of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218112
Not to mention that she could caress you literally all over at once. Dozens of hands all over or just plain currents of warm, sticky goo. They could absolutely compete with eels when it comes to slime play. I mean, you'd really hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218048
>300 years later
>Baroness Josephine is hosting a grand gala to celebrate her 300th marriage anniversary
>spends the entire time regaling her fellow Undead of the day she met her Darling Husband as she sits in his lap holding both of his hands
>insists they all try the World Famous Cucumber Salad having been handed down from the great chef Meemaw direct to her Darling Husband
>it's not actually world famous but she refuses to correct herself as when it comes to her husband, she is the world and what she says is famous is famous
>Josephine's five daughters are busy slowly gorging themselves on the massive spread produced by their Father Dearest for the gala
>they've inherited the appetite of Mother and Father
>Father Dearest doesn't mind though, he loves seeing his wife and daughters eat enough of his home-cooked meals to burst a Dragon's stomach
>Countess Abigail is quietly pretending to be invisible
>her cousin Viscountess Loretta on the other hand is visibly shitting herself as she tries to figure out how to explain her own fateful meeting
>they both met their husbands at the Minotaur Rodeo while working as Rodeo Clowns
>how uncivilized

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218221
monsters are well suited for mad science

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218221
I wish I had a gas mask this cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218221
>bwee hee hee!
>with my new Hog Fogger 9000, that pesky Captain Anon doesn't stand a chance!
>come on girls, we've got a "withdrawal" to make at MGC Bank!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218221
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218260
>if I pull that off, will you cum?!
>it would be extremely pleasurable
>you're a big girl!
>for you~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218268
Kek, I was waiting for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218255
>anons first day as a security guard

[Anonymous No.]

Robbing the nuki bank is not morally wrong if no one get hurt. Using mamonos combat drugs iand demon silver guns s also ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never break the batcat's back during a fight for the controll of not Gotham's city
>No one will care even if you put on the mask now
>You will never ask mamonos if they feel in charge
Sadge

[Anonymous No.]

>>45218275
>listen up!
>we've got an unmarried hostage in here!
>if our demands aren't met, we'll send out another piece of his clothing every hour!
>if our demands aren't met by the time he's naked, we'll start using him as a stud to impregnate another orc every hour!
>get moving, coppers! Bwee he hee!

>Liutenant Cupid! What should we do?!
>...hold position for now
>should we work on fulfilling their demands
>no, just wait
>and bring me the best pair of binoculars we have

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>>45218112
>>45218128
>Slime wife takes you inside herself
>immediate shiver a little from how good it feels
>wasting no time, she takes necessary measures to make sure you can breathe
>and then? she gets to work
>massaging you in different ways while suspending you in place
>a multitude of hands, waves of slime pushing from different directions, little whirlpools twirling in circles at specific spots, etc
>She keeps at this for a long time, carefully observing your reactions to what's working especially well
>As you start to fall asleep, you feel yourself being hugged; an all-encompassing embrace
>And she just keeps you there like that, still massaging you
>but also enjoying seeing your peaceful expression
>feeling your steady breathing, your warmth

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>Want to eat healthy
>But vamp-chan complains about my blood not being sweet enough
>Stand my ground and refuse to eat a spoonful of sugar
>She leaves
>Comes back with a basket fruits

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>>45218366
I'm going to go out of my way to make my blood taste as unappealing as possible to a vampire!

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>>45218366
fruit bat

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>>45218366
Chow down on raw garlic. She'll stop complaining about the taste then!

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>>45218366
this is why min-maxing vampires become your personal chef

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>>45218366
>vampire almost has your blood right
>starts feeding you little hors d'oeuvres with certain spices in them

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>>45218221
Need to grope her boobs

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>>45218366
Do you think vampires like menthol in blood?

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Hop on in~

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>>45218214
Need that tail around my waist.

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>>45218454
I, uh... Haha...

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>Win a mansion in MGC
>It's pretty old but seems to be in good shape so who cares
>Move in
>Suddenly find out there's a bunch of undeads already here
>Ask the company you won the mansion from
>"well anon, we told you, nobody "lives" there besides you"
>Check the contract, fuckers even specify that
>Can even move out due to the contract
They can't keep getting away with this!

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>>45218460
Anon, either make a real post or don't post anything at all.
This just looks weird.

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>>45218451
What alraune sub-species is this?

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>>45218451
how horrifying

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>>45218484
What kind of undead? As long as there's no spooky, scary skeletons, I'd be OK with it.

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what will the scheming dark elf advisor do once she's overthrown her overlord?

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>>45218497
Oh no...

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>>45218514
the sexening

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>>45218514
lots of cake, lots of wine, lots of bragging

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>>45218514
nothing because she will never. She's his little bitch and just can't accept it.

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sex with fox girl thighs

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>>45218504
All of them
>There's a skeleton rave in the basement
>Phantoms and ghosts in the dining room roleplaying
>Vampire and wights in the ball room doing upper class stuff
>Dullahan's fighting in the courtyard
>Zombies here and there
>Lich in the attic doing experiments on her self.
So on and so forth.
At least it's big enough that you can still be alone sometimes. If by alone you mean having ghost watch you fap.

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>>45218514
>to remind him forever of his failure and her supremacy he is to become her personal daki
>don't pay any heed to her snuggly up real close, she's just getting comfortable

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>>45218546
Eh, I can just avoid the basement. A rave sounds like it's not my scene anyways. Would potentially join the roleplayers, though. Or chat up Miss Lich about learning me a spell or two.
>No ghouls, though.
Sad.

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>>45218534
her next scheme will work this time surely!

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Wide hipped, affectionate jinko momster facesitting

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>>45218564
The ghouls are all in my mansion. Have a couple wisps too.

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>>45218562
>orders him to hold her close
>to praise her brilliance
>nearly gets mind broken when he calls her the cutest