Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Look, perfectly equipped for hugs!

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[Anonymous No.]

Good girls get headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

The foxes RETURN

[Anonymous No.]

>>45089693
Big strong monsters for big, strong hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

nocturnal gf

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I desire a cursed sword harem of all the types and none to be chunni neet clunkers

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Eat your veggies and grow strong

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All those hooves, paws, snake parts and more. I have a feeling a lot of monsters would develop a fetish for their husband's feet. The dogs sure would.

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>>45089724
I overfed my greenworm.
She's now a THICK papillion that knows a lot of high level spells

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>>45089725
Let’s not talk about that

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>>45089739
Don't you want to let your waifu kiss your feet?

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>>45089725
>monsterwife can't stop touching and holding your hands

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I want to see all World Guide places before I get married. if I explain that to any mamono trying to rape me, they'll understand and let me go. Of course, before that, I will promise to marry them after the end of my journey.

previous thread died too early

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Not drank in around 20 hours. Winegoat is disapointed in me.

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The best way to piss off a monster is to say her and her master had pedarsatic relations of the lesbian kind

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Post reptiles

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>>45089810
nono i think shes still a reptile. nothing 'post' about her.

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>>45089764
>elf gushes over your round ears
>lamia cannot stop fondling your legs(and dick)
>vampire consistently explores your mouth every day because of your cute small canines
>succubus loves to give you back massages and says her big, heavy wings are sometimes a burden
>she also likes to give you headpats because you don't have horns

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make a sword into a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

ok but why didn't they just fly on harpies?

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>>45089864
Huh?

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>>45089822
>Cheshire keeps slapping your ass because she finds it funny (but mainly cute) that you dont have a tail
>Slime keeps poking you, always amazed that her finger doesnt sink in
>Arachne loves it when you wrap your legs around her waist
>Mucus toad keeps sticking her fingers in your mouth because she finds your small tongue adorable

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>>45089880
Lord of the Rings question

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>>45089886
K and?

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>>45089889
K

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>>45089860
Study the blade.

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up in another world and this is the first thing you see.

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>>45089906
I’ve done it but it didn’t become a hot monster girl, all it did was become sharper in my hands

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>day of the portals comes
>swarms of monster girls come through
>governments try to resist but Demon Lord and Hubs just wave their hands and the resistance ends swiftly
>sitting in my office looking outside as a horde of monster girls rush into the 24 Hour Fitness across the street and then leave carrying off the confused gymbros
>everyone is panicking and the panic increases as an Ushi Oni busts through a window on our floor
>a dozen women in a meeting are all splashed with the blood from her cuts which rapidly heal as she rushes in, grabs James and then leaps out the broken window carrying him
>holy shit
>hear a knock on the window behind me
>slowly turn around
>there's a woman hovering a foot from the window
>hip length white hair, black sclera, bright blue eyes and horns that curve over her head
>big white wings that gracefully cut through the air maintaining her position
>a long, thick tail whose tip is twitching back and forth like a cat that's discovered a new plaything
>and a small orange sized orb that she's spinning on one finger, a small blue arrow pointed directly at me floating in the middle
>hear her speak through the glass which shouldn't be possible, right?
>"Found you, darling~"
>oh shit

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>>45089912
I hope a beast girl rescues me from these slime monsters

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>>45089940
your savior arrives
you may worship at your convenience

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>>45089822
>vampire consistently explores your mouth every day because of your cute small canines
a-ah... no, that's... embarrassing...

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>>45089912
Go back to sleep, all is well. Maybe ask them to hold my hand.

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>>45089864
Because they would be easily visible and the enemy has anti-air defenses, including their own flying beasts.

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>>45089864
Because they never would've went anywhere, the harpies would rape them instead.

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>>45089974
Vampires are always cool.

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>>45089773
Take one as your travel companion. Go and see the world with each other and build your bond. Have romantic dates in all the famous landmarks of the different realms. Once your done you can look back at all the memories and use them to help choose the place you'd love best to settle down and start a family with her.

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>>45089962
>End up in a dragon's territory and mere'd seconds after waking up
Doesn't seem like a fair starting zone.

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>>45089930
I'm going to stand tall and open my arms wide in hug invitation.

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>>45089940
But I was asking to be eaten by a Ghoul

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>>45089930
I’m telling her I was promised a ln wurm

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>>45089930
fortunately, demons can't get through glass. so you're safe.

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>>45090031
i wouldnt be suprised if a Lilim could turn into anything else, maybe with a few exceptions like abyssals or slimes. A wurm is a pretty simple transformation. Shame its a one time thing, with the whole intelligence drop.

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>>45090046
Not just any wurm, a ln wurm

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>>45089810
Reptilian ass

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>>45090069
Cow demons

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>>45089881
>>45089881
>Kejourou’s hair coiling around and playing with your normal, unmoving human hair
>Troll finds your small hands and feet cute and endearing (also is a little jealous)
>Undead enamored with your warmth and heartbeat

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>>45090069
the one on the left is perfect

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>>45090069
Gonna milk that Oni

[Anonymous No.]

All monsters were made for milking

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>>45090186
Yes

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I like Yogurth

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What I just start crying when a monster girl tries to hit on me? What's she gonna do then?
Foolproof plan on how to not get claimed.

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>>45089735
>more bodymass = more manage storage = more powerful spells
clearly this means that wocks are the best spellcasters in all the land.
sandworms dont count because they dont cast spells.

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>>45090262
>Anon is crying.
>Ugly crying.
>Only 1 thing for it.
>"Hello? Bogey Hotline?"
>"It's an emergency."

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>>45090207
dracomilk

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>>45089930
>a dozen women splashed with ushi blood
would that be more or less corruptive than straight up mana?

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>>45090272
Silly Anon, wocks don't spend time to learn magic, they just know a few funny spells and thats it.

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>>45090262
>Anon just starts crying in the grocery store
>Is taken to the service desk by the mamano hags and calmed down with some apple juice and crackers
>They call over the intercom to see if anyone has lost a human
>Since no one came to claim anon, he is taken home by the fox hag manager
Crying ain't gonna save you anon, it's just gonna get you pampered by hags.

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>>45090310
You know, life's been shitty. If one of them want to give me some apple juice and crackers I wouldn't say no.
I bet that fox knows how to make some really tasty tofu

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>>45090342
Have to break her from excess pampering though, being treated like a kid when you are over 30 by a 100+ year old fox will lose it's novelty quick. It's the hags turn to be spoiled for once.

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there's a horse on my bed

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>>45090403
Mamonomafia doesn't play around leaving horse heads in your bed, you either get an entire horse or a lustful dullahan, no inbetweens. There's no warnings or second chances with them.

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>>45090449
I'd do whatever they want if I got bribed with a cutie like that.

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>>45090403
Horses...

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>the skies darken and a flying snake woman descends from the clouds
>she's holding a device that looks like a magic smartphone
>she looks at the screen, then back at you, then says something into her phone
>her voice is the sweetest thing you've ever heard but you have no idea what she's saying
>she pushes a button and a flat robotic voice comes out of her phone
>"HELLO HUMAN I AM DRAGON WE GO TO TEMPLE AND THEN LOVE AND THEN BABIES QUESTION MARK"

[Anonymous No.]

shes perfect and i want to be owned by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45090535
I’d ask could you move? I want some sun

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>>45090535
Sure, okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>Heh, not bad, boy. You made me use 1% of my power but it is time to end this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45090657
boop her reverse scale

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>>45090671
does ms lilim even do anything outside of cutscenes?

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>>45090671
>slaps ass

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>>45090671
>lim telling this to a jar of pickles
>can’t even open it with a jar opener, has to ask her father, who does it easily

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>>45090671
if she's so capable why doesn't she clean up her room?

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>>45090699
>grabs your hand with her tail in an iron grip and drains you
You fool! You should have been suspicious that she let you get behind her back so easily.

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>>45090717
AHA
NOW HER DELICATE TAIL IS WITHIN MY GRASP

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls you can sleep on>monster girls that can only big spoon you

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>>45090693
>cutscene lim insta converts entire armies
>in reality jobs to lvl 10 noob """hero""" anon who took a wrong turn and ended up in her "endgame" area by mistake

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>>45090758
her tail is fake its just pharaoh girl inside big sleeping bag

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>>45090671
I skip all the boring dialog in this game. I don't think I can recall a single cutscene

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>>45090758
You COWARD! Any mamono can be little spoon if you're brave enough.

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>>45090765
>Shows up with no armor
>No clothes
>Lvl 1
>Broken weapon
>Proceeds to parry and dodge all her attacks
>Lilim is left a crying mess as the hero takes his prize
>The lilim herself who will now have to face the greatest challenge ever
>Being a regular housewife

[Anonymous No.]

I need Malef correction

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>>45090798
Here is something better.

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>>45090775
>ahahah finally yo
skip
>now witne
skip
>hold o
skip
>FU
skip

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>>45090671
Mam, You just lost a childrens' card game, no need to get aggressive.

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>>45090836
>dialogue ends in a yes/no prompt
choose wisely, assuming you didn't already mash an answer out

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>>45090758
bold words for someone within shotafication range.

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>>45090854
the thing i want done to me that im least proud of

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>>45090842
>don't surrender your soul to the lim/surrender your soul to the lim
>skip button confirms the default option the second one
Clever girl

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>>45090879
I'm leaving a bad review on this game. I didn't do anything and it punished me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45090671
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

[Anonymous No.]

she has a present for you!
Put it on. Now.

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>>45091013
will it fit over her neck fluff?

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>hire a dozen married monster girls for protection
>a trio of sister Hellhounds
>an Ushi Oni and her married daughter
>a Dark Mage, Baphomet and Lich
>an Elf and all three of her sisters
>set up my business and place a sign outside
>Needs Serviced
>two hours later, my first customer arrives
>Mama Ushi tells me she's single and to be careful
>she's a Dragon
>walks in and smugly thumps her tail rhythmically as she marches towards the bed
>winks at me and tells me that she's going to be my first and only
>simply pull out my tools and ask her to lay down
>three hours later, she's carried out by Daughter Ushi who is teasing her
>my next customer arrives a day later
>this time it's a Kejourou who araaras her way into the service room
>four hours later, she's carried out by the Hellhound sisters near catatonic
>two weeks later, after servicing nearly a hundred monster girls, I'm arrested as I'm opening up for the day
>charged with prostitution not ending in marriage
>the most serious offence anyone could ever commit
>I'm seated in the courtroom and watch on as the evidence is played
>deep tissue massages
>scale and horn polishing
>tail care
>hair, fur and tail brushing
>head pats
>lap pillows
>home cooked meals
>bean kisses
>but zero sexual intercourse
>jury watches on in horror as my "victims" hang their heads in shame at the sounds they make as I pamper them
>my Danuki lawyer argues that the lack of intercourse proves I have not engaged in intercourse despite how intimate my services may have been
>called to the stand where I proudly confirm that I am indeed a Pamper Slut which is not a crime in MGC last time I checked
>still found guilty
>the judge announces my sentence
>I will marry my "victims" to preserve their honor
>look at the "victims" waiting behind me and whisper, "I'm going to pamper you all so fucking hard."
>the Kejourou faints and collapses into the arms of the Hellhound beside her
>the Anubis buries her face in her paws as my gaze falls upon her but I can see her tail wagging behind her
>the Wight's eyes widen and she fans herself desperately trying to maintain her composure
>the Lilim avoids eye contact and pretends she's cleaning a blemish on her tail
>the Kikimora's eyes water but I can tell from that look in her eyes that she's desperate for my borscht and deep tissue massage again
>the Unicorn does actually look worried for a moment before her Bicorn mother and her other mother, a Nightmare, gently squeezes her hand
>she meets my gaze and then blushes
>the Dragon is pretending to be upset but everyone can hear her big, meaty tail thumping against the ground with delight
>Danuki slides a piece of paper in front of me
>don't even bother to look at it
>"You're going to marry me as payment for services rendered," is the last thing she hears as I'm led out of the courtroom
>can hear her squeal from delight as the doors close behind me

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>>45090879
>Not finding the secret ending where you convince her to stop being evil and retire with you to a pocket dimension
>This isn't considered a bad or good ending as your offspring with her will emerge one day for the sequel in which they threaten the peace of the world

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>>45091042
whoops, should've proofread that better should include

>I see the "victims" who have brought charges against me
>eight of my repeat customers

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No woman will ever love me.

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>>45091013
I'm going to put the collar on her tailpussy instead

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>>45089993
>>45089138
>knock on Anon's door
>it's a Dorkpire, in a dramatic pose, cape artificially fluttering in the wind
>Dkpr: "Can I come in?"
>Anon: "No, can I come in?"
>[confused look]
>Anon steps outside and standing rear-fucks her against the wall
>neighbors stop to watch as the haughty vampire countess howls and begs
>puts the edge of his hand in her mouth so she can bite down as Anon comes deep in her
>still make her wait outside for an hour, wet with sweat and oozing Anon's coom before finally letting her in

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>>45091057

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>>45091095
I would an Alp.

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Where’s gazerfag finally ran out of money for commissions or did he manage to open a portal?

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>>45090541
She treats men as livestock. You're better off with the automatas who at least pretend to care.

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>>45091095
I would impregnate an Alp and I would even take responsibility

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> 45091095
>be Anon
>knock on Alp's door
>stand on doorstep jacking off
>Alp gets really excited
>a magic barrier stops it exiting the door
>"Hey, you used to have one of these, right? And now you never will!"
>Anon and his Chesh waifu run off down the street laughing loudly
>>best ding-Dong*-ditch ever

[*boom-tish]

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>>45091120
some livestock have a pretty good life

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leopard-print-pantycore

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>>45091120
not in my headcanon. she finds the protagonist escaping, enraptures him, keeps him in her suit, and keeps him forever as her personal toy/cow/husband

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>>45091182
closest i got

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Life wish chesh sounds great other than the annoying british accent

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>>45091182
oh and that momonika one

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>>45091201
What?

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>>45091201
Kill yourself surrender monkey.

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>>45091201
>https://youtu.be/qhShU64okbY?si=tLTaBw8lXQPM0gfm
Would like 'spicy tea', maybe 'museum'.... would probably get 'DannyG'.

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How do basilisks feel about autists who can't maintain eye contact?

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YOU CANT ESCAPE FROM MUD PUSSY

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how do Danuki raise their kids?

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>>45091201
picture yourself in a boat on the river
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies
somebody calls and you answer quite slowly
a girl with kaleidoscope eyes
cellophane flowers of yellow and green towering over your head
look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone

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>>45091342
With lots of milk.

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>>45091329
Thats some quick sand.

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>>45091120
Inferior setting, but that last tit-monstrosity you encounter did things for me ngl

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>>45091507
I hate that I liked it too. I shouldn't, but I did. Same with Beelzebub in MGQ, up until the egg part. The egg part ruined it.

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>>45091537
attach bike horns to bicorns

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>>45091537
Whatever makes her happy, I guess. I'm still mixed on harems. It sounds nice, and very cozy (cuddle piles) but I'm uncomfortable with the idea.

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>>45091537
Am I the only one who hates when people copy & paste KC's designs instead of giving us unique looks when they reproduce monster girls? I feel like a Bicorn hanging with her husband would be wearing a comfy sweater he bought her on their first date that she treasures. It just feels lazy. Which I feel bad about because I know how much effort can go into creative work.

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>>45091313
you don't need to make eye contact to be affected by her, she just needs to look at you

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>Get home after a long day of work
>Start up your favorite FPS shooter
>Join lobby
“Yo, you guys got mics?
>”OMG, a human male!”
>”Hey, I’m a really good support. I’ll pocket medic you the whole game, alright?”
>”Damn, you sound fine.”

Such is the fate of Anon every time he tries to have fun in a multiplayer game.

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>>45091621
Just use text chat. It's just like the usual attention whores in games.

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>>45091621
human boys cannot dps. it is a fact.

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>>45091712
It's true. That's why I play tank and keep my mic off. The other players think I'm a monster with a male avatar

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>>45091620
I present a better verison of the jiangshi

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>>45091638
When you play squad or any military sim it's not an option.

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>>45091749
it's not the same without jiggle physics

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>>45091749
I present a better version of the jiangshi

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>>45090758
She big

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>taking a bite out of an eclair, showing the cream dripping out to you monster wife and saying “Hey look honey it’s you”

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>be Anon
>travelling Stonecutter (funny handshake and actual stonework)
>work mainly in Order lands, commissions of carvings for Order temples
>traditionally every Temple has a carved gargoyle over the side entrance - something about using the main door, contrasting Order with scary monsters etc - idk, its a lucrative gig
>arrive at a new Temple, contracted to produce a new gargoyle. Priest likes my trademark design, scary but covering the lewd parts
>[Order rubes think I actually carve them]
>set up privacy screen around edge of roof while I work
>carve a Gargoyle-seat: shaped block the gargoyle perches on with my special gimmick
>final night, its ready and set in place
>three gargoyles turn up to apply for the position - pick the middle one, collect her goldcoins
>show her to the saddle - an Order-bible at the front like a pommel, a hole in the seat, she asks why, it's to hold her on as the saddle leans out over the edge
>loop the hoist rope around her waist and lift her out over the saddle
>pose her: arms over her breasts, hands down at her crotch behind the book, ass over the seat and hole
>test the guttering with a bucket of water, it flows down underneath her, stimulating her soft grey labia, checking closely she's also schlicking hrrself behind the book, she blushes grey-pink at being caught
>"No, that's the trick of my design. Your fingers and puss never get any sunlight, so they never fully harden, so while the Orderites think this is a discreet no-nipps pose, actually you're always schlicking and also getting a water-massage every time it rains. That's why I charge so much gold. Now, for the final piece..."
>Anon lifts her back onto the flat roof
>its a lifelike carved D in hard granite
>"Here, take it, its base fits in that square hole there"
>the Gargoyle bends over and fits the piece hesitantly, "Uh, its very lifelike"
>Anon steps in behind her and lifts her tail
"It's a copy of this one, and it fits in your ass to hold you up... or it will fit in a minute..."
>so Anon fucks the gargoyle in the ass, her tail-tip held up in his mouth, until he cooms
>the prepared and lubricated Gargoyle is seated on the saddle just as the sun rises, taking up her pose as she catches her breath
>
>the Order Priest is happy with his new 'carving', handing over the agreed goldcoins
>"And you're sure it will stay in place? There are stories of carvings falling off and landing on poor young Acolytes..."
>"No, your Holiness, this one is pinned and glued in place, I guarantee it'll be years before this one falls for some poor Acolyte."
>and Anon takes both bags of gold and leaves town before nightfall

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>devious moth noises

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>>45091832
>That's great anon, now put me in my mouth. I'm hungry.

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>>45091848
whe will eat ALL of your clothes.

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>>45091848
Going to make you really breathe in her dust!

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>>45091855
but i need some of those

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>>45091085
Finally a vampire being treated as she deserves

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>>45091578
>Bicorn hanging with her husband would be wearing a comfy sweater he bought her on their first date
The sweater is ragged from the numerous times she has got it snagged pulling it over her head.
Anon bought her a fancy-patterned cardigan for her birthday but she still keeps wearing the old sweater around the house.

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>>45091840
So all gargoyles are married to anon?

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>>45091892
C U T E

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>>45091896
Gotta make new gargoyles somehow.

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I would never have sex with a women I couldn’t imagine as the mother of my children

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>>45090262
What I just start crying when a monster girl tries to hit on me?
What are you, a faggot or something

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>>45091913
I don't understand why they attack other men then

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>>45091840
>Stonecutter (funny handshake
Why do I get the feeling a secret club of men would make monsters suspicious or angry

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what do we do for haloween?

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>>45091948
>haloween
I want angels to leave and stop stealing my pagan holidays in the name of the chief goddess.

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>>45091948
Leave a bowl of candy out telling the monster to take one only and hope the bowl doesn't run out before the night's over

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>>45091948
be careful. there's like ghosts and stuff

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>>45091948
Play TF2 and drink. We don't work 1 November here but Halloween is not a thing

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>>45091948
Drink! (but in a witch's hat)

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>>45091948
Nothing, just hoping to not be bothered by any retarded kids begging for candy because American media told them to.

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>>45091896
She still has her V-card, V-tard.
Even in Orderite temples, it's a loophole.

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>>45091948
Cum inside the lolis that foolishly wander up to your door despite knowing a rapist lives inside.

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>>45091992
But he fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

So to win an ice queen you have to just charge in, dodging would be wives left and right through her palace like a NLF reciver until you can make it to the queens throne and just sorta tackle her?

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>>45092007
pretty much

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>>45092007
same strategy also works for bapohmets and ryu

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>>45091095
I would stomp that little disgusting faggot's head in

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>>45091840
>falling off and landing on poor young Acolytes...
Orderite Acolytes hear the rumours:

Brother Anon was crushed by a falling gargoyle carving. But he was crushed so thoroughly there was nothing left of him or the monster carving. It's like they both disappeared in a big puff of granite dust.

Other Acolytes think the ChiefGod smote Brother Anon and the sinful carving. Some say they saw him jacking off at the lewd carving right before they were both obviously disintegrated by holy lightning.

Meanwhile exBrotherAnon is happily running a small giftshop in Dragonia with his granite waifu.

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>>45091948
take my wurm wife treat o tricking, shows like 100,000 year old and is like 10 ft tall and very meaty but wants to feel like a young wurm agian

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>>45091948
lot of titanias

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>>45091965
Instructions unclear. Anon wakes up next morning next to a pregnant Kiki barmaid.

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>>45091948
What do we usually do for halloween?

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>>45092071
Try to take over the world.

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>>45091948
Kiki waifu hands out healthy home-baked cookies.
Except to shogg kids, or slime kids who stuck plastic google-eyes onto themselves to be shoggs.

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>>45091158
Based

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>>45091948
Bicorn waifu hands out full-size AnonD to loli-sized mamonos
>still not sure if its a trick or a treat

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>>45091948
Anon's Kiki daughters dress up in white bedsheets as 'ghosts' and go burn a lowercase-T (for Tanuki ofc) on Ms.Tanuki's lawn
>next Halloween maybe the new tenant will know to hand out full bars not minis

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Magus Anon's Griffon bouncer really makes me reconsider them as marriage waifu material.

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>>45090879
>monster girl that intentionally fucks with the mechanics of the world in order to get her way.
>jobs the moment the hero learns how to reverse her tricks.
it would be a chaos fox that does this
>thinks that her ability to shift the rules around a bit alone is enough to win encounters
>extremely chunni
>always hypes herself up infront of an enemy. both to intimidate her opponent and build her own confidence... mostly to build her own confidence
>has her own self composed boss music (actually doesnt sound half bad... even if it is definitely "inspired" by the boss theme of another monster)
>ultimate attack is human male transformation, like all chaos monsters
>she specifically wants EVERYBODY to experience the joy of having fluffy tails...
>but the way she does this is an easily parryable projectile. she's never actually corrupted any males like this. or anyone, really.
>constantly tries to trick you into a cutscene where you accept the transformation. doesnt know that there is a pause before selections so it doesnt work
>when she's eventually forced into combat she opens with the projectile and nothing else.
>instantly defeated when you parry it and double the size of her own fluff. (she never put anything into HP or DEF so she's stuck at 1 for both those stats due to being max level)

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>>45091997
I'm thinking this is the correct answer

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> 45092004
If I fuck you in the ass and you Alp, I'm not marrying you.
And no handholding afterwards.

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>>45092142
i like when bird chooses violence

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>>45092172
So you really wrote a cuck green and hope that no one notice?

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>>45092167
>red panties
This is a trap

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>>45092176
I like when bird chooses French fries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45092187
>panties over garter
do not trust
>panties under garter
trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>45092142
do it anon
mate the griffon

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of lean minotaurs!

[Anonymous No.]

post some weresheep please

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I introduced Andrew tate's philosophy and the movie fight club to the local order population

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>45092209
what if you introduced a bullet to your cerebellum

[Anonymous No.]

What do shogs or Cheshire cats talk about when they are with their own kind?

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>>45092209
All of the Order women willingly monsterize and the Order is destroyed overnight.

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>>45091960

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>>45092071
I watch the garfield haloween episode

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>>45092209
AndrewTwat is just a generic Nigger-Pimp exploiting gullible EastEuro 3Ds and pretending he's some next-Bilzarian philosopher with rented show-cars.
>Orderite Fight Club would just kick the shit out of the nigger
>>> >-------> /pol/

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[Anonymous No.]

i need meaty hags in my life

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>>45092315
bed

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Do you think monsters ever experience false positives, "oh is that the one, oh wait he is married. bummer"

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>>45092375
in lore they have a sort of 'single sense' where they can detect if a man is taken/availible or not, but also i find this idea very funny so it should be canon i think

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>>45092375
isn't that the first cat that jumps you in the rpg
she leaves you alone because you're already marked
would be kinda funny to get tackled, straddled and then picked up and dusted off with an apology

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>>45092409
it is tradition that if a monster attempts to take a taken man, she must take the man and his wife out to dinner.

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>>45092433
oh yeah polygamy exists, some men are never quite free of surprise rape

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[Anonymous No.]

wonder if it would also be possible to trick(temporarily) a monster that your already taken, maybe as a prank, bootleg manamarker

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>>45091997
>>45092167
>every young and still single monster in the neighbourhood shows up at your door in lewd costumes during the course of the night

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>>45092455
I'm sure a dark mage would be able to sell you one. Whether or not you trust the strange, pink, swirlling potion is up to you.

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>>45092433
While peppering that man with questions about single male relatives.

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>>45092463
Well unfortunately for them, only three get the juice.

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>>45092229
>>45092237
>>45092251
Alright then about fight club

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>>45092463
how's that different from any other night?

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>>45092375
>>45092409
>walking alone in the forest right when the sun is setting
>suddenly a huge Manticore drops in front of you from a branch above
>pins you against the tree
>looks at you with devilish grin and licks her lip
>"You don't know how lucky I am, little morsel. I hope you really are as sweet as you look."
>sniff sniff
>her grin disappears instantly
>stops holding you and dusts you off
>"Oh, my apologies, good sir. My bad, I really didn't notice."
>she bows down with embarrassment
>Were you separated from your wife? Let me offer my help finding her to make up for my rude display."

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>>45089810
>monster tour guide takes you to a "secret lagoon" in Monstralia
>she uses a rope swing on a tree to launch herself into the water
>swing in after her
>salt water croc girl jumps out to grab you before you hit the water
>death-rolled all night by 14ft of reptile
>dragged onto the beach at daybreak so she can bask with you while you recover

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>>45092557
in her defense i was practically asking for it

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>>45092480
>turn down a monster because you're already married
>fifteen years later she tries again with your son

[Anonymous No.]

foxe

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For real though, post pics of lean minotaurs please!

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>>45092604
girl's got a type

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>>45092557
>Wife brushes it off, laughs about it, "oh what a silly thing to do!", etc
>For a brief moment before turning to leave, she shoots her an intense, scornful look.

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>>45092557
>go home
>hebi wife plucks a couple strands of manticore hair out of your shirt with a sneer
i can explain

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>>45092375
>>45092409
Can they smell if your wife is okay with harems?
Like what happens if the manticore or whatever is really into you and doesn't mind sharing? Does she drag your ass back home to politely ask the missus about it?

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>>45092633
It would be proper of the Manticore to escort you to your Hebi wife and clear up any misunderstandings with her in person, profusely apologizing for offending you in any way.

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>>45092633
she should be thankful its hair and not spines

[Anonymous No.]

shikifox brainrot. story in progress.

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>>45092650
>>45092664
>Manticore hits an Anon she's targeted with her tail spines
>as she's about to feast, she realizes ohshithe'smarriedtoaHebi
>throws him over her shoulder and starts sprinting along his scent trail
>follows it all the way to his house
>knocks on the door
>Hebi opens the door and is greeted by her husband getting dumped into her arms
>Manticore running away shouting, "I'M SO SORRYYYYYYY"

She'd only be mad until he started trailing his fingers along her tail and talking about how horny her long, thick tail makes him.

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>>45092688
that's an immolating

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>>45092710
>be the perfect husband for your hebi
>she never has an opportunity to go super yan or flame you since you're a good boy
>some dumb monster messes up your perfect record
And that's why you never go outside

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>>45092463
Sabbath sluts won't fuck with me when I show them my safety buzzer
https://youtu.be/Ci_zad39Uhw?si=dzj-otEn3O_ESv2J

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>>45092688
>>45092710
Yeah, Miss Hebi can't just let anon get away with that. He needs to confess his sins and pray to his loyal, personal shrine maiden for forgiveness.
With his DICK

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>Hebi ambushes you even though you are married to a different monster girl.

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>>45092611
But why?

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>>45092837
>Ryu tells you the shrine maidens need love too

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>>45092852
So go after an unmarried man, you homewrecker.

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>>45092852
I would happily be the Shrine Husband to a Ryu and her Hebis.

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>>45092886
>infant abandoned at shrine and raised by hebis
many such cases

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>>45092837
>she just gives you some advertisement leaflets and tells you to come to her shrine with your wife for a blessing
>heavily hints the shrine needs donations

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine harem of hebis, it must be very difficult to happen but where there is a will there is a way.

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>>45092922
i imagine youd have to start with the idea while single and put a plan into action, its too late otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Dogfaced here again.
As promised last thread, a short, dumb wurm halloween thing about a big, dumb wurm doing halloween things

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51213487

Hope you enjoy reading a dumb short. Happy Halloween.

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>>45092950
my, you've been busy. i'm still reading through through ms hatter and ms ocelomeh

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>>45091193
Very based anon, that would be a good end. Imagine her petting your head through her clothes and calling you a good boy everytime you cum, being trapped forever in her warm nice smelling embrace.

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>>45092960
the only time she ever lets you out is when she takes you to bed with her, where she instead smothers you and makes you suck her tits

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>>45092754
There won't be any sabbath sluts, aside from some Momonika members.

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>>45092950
nice i love it, you do wurms good

[Anonymous No.]

Your mission should you choose to accept it is to infiltrate the monster mash and steal the panties of all the single nobles monsters in attendance

[Anonymous No.]

what would be cuter
a loli wurm trying to act adult but failing adorably so she can do the adult trick on anon
or a hag wurm trying to act like a young girl so she can get the tasty little rocks anon gives out on halloween

[Anonymous No.]

also what a starting town of gyaru type monsters be like

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>>45092518
I can headcanon pre-DL mamonos especially Combat-types sitting in a Hag-bar late one night reminiscing about the "good-old bad-old days".
Then after too many beers, they go out into the carpark and one Amazon starts punching another Jinko in the face just for 'old times sake'
FF three weeks and one of the Jinkos is "TylerDurden"-ing a clandestine movement of FightClubs from the basement of the Hag-bar.
>then one afternoon, puny little Anon comes downstairs because one of the fuzes has broken....

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>>45093086
Loli

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>>45093086
Hag with big milkers

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>>45093086
The former, but the latter is still cute when Anon humors her and she believes she really made him think she's a little girl.

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>>45093086
why not both? loli is your daughter and hag is your wife

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>>45093090
Imagine a bunch of loudmouthed JK Gyaru Hellhounds And a lone Greenworm with an attitude 10x her size.

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>>45093099
i'd say the hag, since she is pure in her intention
>>45093108
>Cleary in a magical girl outfit for a loli, somehow crammed her meaty body into it, not destroyed
>the poor dress
>>45093112
anon it would be more than just jk, it would be every type from js to hag and everyone in between, also don't forget pyrow-chan

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>>45093077
Mission failed. I got the panties, but the attendees are no longer single.

[Anonymous No.]

sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex with demons and angels at the same time where the angel slowly gets lewder and lewder and eventually starts to pin you down and and and and

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>>45093148
ms demon likes to play halo

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>>45093148
Angels would never do that!

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>>45093112
>And a lone Greenworm with an attitude 10x her size
isnt that the default greenworm?

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>>45093166
They're normally pretty humble.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Dragonia uber has arrived

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>>45093166
After she has gotten into the kola nuts.

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>>45093174
I can fix her

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>>45093174
i didnt order one, all i need is my good old motorcycle and some turbo as well as

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093174
are you supposed to tip?

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>>45093203
no, they consider that as a disgrace

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>>45093203
just the tip?

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>>45093174
How anyone loses to these midgets is a mystery to me

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>>45093174
She can fix me

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>>45093170
>humbly eats your garden

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>>45093217
tail for days

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>>45093221
Nothing personal, she was just hungry.

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>>45093222
Just grab it, spin her around, and throw. It's just like how Mario beats bowser

[Anonymous No.]

Are you going to support the Ratas by giving them your nuts this November?

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[Anonymous No.]

>he actually fell into the slime pit in 1-1
You deserve the eternal sliming idiot lmao, did you so that on purpose?

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>>45093253
i thought it was one of those h-games where all the scenes don't automatically unlock on clear so you have to hunt them down individually

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>>45093262
>fall into slime pit
>aheago after getting slime'd
>face instantly turns normal and you ask if they can show you the exit
>the get confused at this sudden change
>even more confused when you begin explaining you are farming the bad end cgs and you still gotta do the cow and cat ones in this zone

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>>45093253
I trick new players into it for laughs all the time

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>>45093253

>The slimes don't know why so many new adventurers keep falling into the pit.
>It's not even intended to be a novice trap, it's basically just a bar for slime girls.
>And it's not like it's misleading or there's any trickery.
>The slimes aren't complaining either way.

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>>45093298
>slime bar
id fall into a pit for that

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to bring freshly baked cookies and tea to my 7 ft+ dark lady wife while she is holding court.

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>>45093312
i'll take the strongest shot they got of dark slime jelly

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>>45093320
In a frilly maid costume, too, right? With those chains on your ankles to keep you from taking more than a half-step at a time?
Just imagine it, bro. The whole court's going to think she's some kind of perverted freak. She'll never live it down!

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>>45093361
I wouldn't mind a collar but no frilly dresses. Actually probably I'd wear something outrageously normal/plain so that some idiot foreign noble mistakes me for a commoner, gets uppity and my wife shoots that person a death glare.

[Anonymous No.]

yes maam i do, please help me

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>>45093407
>clearly has a knife stuck in my head
Ya think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093414
>Ma'am, I am literally a demon silver lobotomite as of five mintutes ago, please call an ambulance.

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>>45093312
>Everyone there refers to humans and non-slime monster girls as "solids."
>The seating looks fairly normal but it's actually an extremely dense slime. You sink into it more than you'd expect; like an exaggerated bean-bag chair. Very comfortable, actually
>The floor is nice and squishy too, like more stable waterbed.
>All the drinks are designed to make you feel like you're going to melt in one way or another.
>Once the patrons settle down and get used to seeing a human, they're actually pretty nice.
>Of course, you're going to get hit on either way.

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Great now this lamp haunted

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>>45093423
> anon grows frustrated with her
>stumbles onto his feet, tries to walk the was to the nearest clinc
>Manages to walk up to the desk and gets to the point where they ask what is his injury is
>Points to the fucking massive demon silver stuck in his skull
>He finally passes out after saying, "miss, use them big old eyes of yours to look up"
>Wakes up with no memory of his own
>In comes a cheshire, a bogie, and a kakuen to the room.
>All claim to be his gf

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>>45093463
THIS IS SPECIEST AND UNACCEPTABLE IN OUR TIMES

[Anonymous No.]

I have an idea for a harem.
Pick any number from the following girls:
>zombie
>ghost
>lesser succubus
>imp
>angel
>valkyrie
>slime
>greenworm
>kitsune-tsuki
Go on adventures and fuck them until they all evolve like your playing pokemon.

[Anonymous No.]

POV: You took a turn down the wrong alley.

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>>45093494
You're forgetting someone.

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>>45089693
What would a "Fall of Reach" scenario be or look like in MGE that isn't Lescatie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k

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[Anonymous No.]

That moment when your raiju takes you to her goon cave for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093578
i would dress up in NBC gear full with a positive pressure gas mask

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>>45093518
>Tail-lets photoshopping themselves longer
Sad

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>>45093578
>reeks like stale girlcum

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093587
>and thats the smell from way down the hall

[Anonymous No.]

mg iceberg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093613
>"Iceberg? Where?"
Run, run for your lives! Someone mentioned lettuce within earshot of the Great Devourer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093513
You're gonna have to narrow it down. There's several I could have mentioned, but decided not to for one reason or another ranging from "I don't know if that counts" to "this is going to burn down the thread."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093646
A certain closeted homobro who Alps as a result of being surrounded by so many monster girls.

You can't complete your MonsterDex any other way.

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>>45093613
>Top of the iceberg
Werecats, succubi, all that basic stuff
>Middle of the iceberg
Other dimensions like wonderland, fallen angels, etc
>Bottom of the iceberg
creepy music starts. abyssals. just abyssals.
>Hidden secret layer
Condoms.

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>>45093658
>spoiler
Yeah, that was "this is going to burn down the thread."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45092950
Good stuff, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

i need her carnally

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>>45092557
>Manticore helps Anon find his missing waifu
>it's not difficult, there aren't a lot of monocerous gleaming white equines in the area
>Manticore stammers an apology and backs away from the overwhelming mana-glow
>Anon's waifu just laughs, then pauses in thought, "Hmmm, I was wondering what it would be like to have black horsehide... and I suppose you do deserve a reward for bringing my darling Anon back..."
>the Manticore just turns and runs
>
>Anon looks at his waifu still giggling at the fleeing Manticore
>"Uh, good joke"
>
>"Uh, you were joking, right..?"

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys know there’s this really cool place called Wonderland? It’s really easy to find too. There’s all kinds of tasty foods, crazy plant life, and beautiful monsters there. I would highly recommend meeting the Cheshire Cat. She’s so wacky and fun to be around. Like, she can teleport and feed you candy! Seriously, guys, it’s so worth it to come to Wonderland.

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>>45093217
Same reason people lose to Sabbath members and become their onii-chans

It's really easy to underestimate smol monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093772
>all kinds of tasty foods
Nice try, the Bri'ish can't cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45092634
Canon Bicorn mana actually makes her Anon more attractive to other mamonos.
>as the reverse situation, any ethically responsible Bicorn Husbando should warn approaching rapists they're about to enter into a harem/cuck situation.

>the SadfuckAnons who want to try avoiding all mamono love can probably try claiming they're BicHusbands - it'll work, until they meet mamonos into hareming

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/2492407/7ddef07860/
Me when the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093780
!notBri'tan has better curries than Jinkoville, and slightly cleaner streets.

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>>45093799
>SadfuckAnons who want to try avoiding all mamono love can probably try claiming they're BicHusbands - it'll work, until they meet mamonos into hareming

Imagine they run into these girls who want to basically have a harem where the guy is just a boytoy for the girls, scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093828
These three smug lil shits are the exact ones who got me into this world of bittersweet monster love
God damnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093772
my wife has told me to leave a review, so i will.
Beautiful place, nowhere else can really compare. Food wise, its actually not the best? The sweets are incredible, but if you want anything else, youre better off getting it imported. Luckily, I haven't felt hungry since I met my wife, but my lust has greatly increased.
The residents are very friendly, several of my wife's friends come over quite often. They usually bring a nice tea over. After I drink it, everything goes hazy and I feel small, weak, but very safe. I also wake up in a bed with my wife and all her friends. The mystery evades me, but I still highly reccomend moving over.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not care for the smug squad

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>>45093883
what about the smug squid?

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>>45093883
Smug is always the best. Smug cats. Smug squids. Smug squids. Smug squids. Smug squids. Smugg squdis. Smug qui. Sm
mm. wife. home.,

[Anonymous No.]

>Loli sandworm that has just barely enough room to fit you inside, like a fleshy sleeping bag.

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>>45093866
I think the first MGE girl was the Anubis for me. Read a story off anubis ages ago featuring an Anubis and I loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093896
I care for krakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>45089693

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[Anonymous No.]

Forget exploring new lands, I just want to fall in love and marry a humble cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094023
>>45094041
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094054
Why not explore new lands with humble cow?

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>>45094054

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the winter months are when the werecats will rest on you to leech heat.
And the reptiles.
No, there is nothing similar between a lizardman and nekomata, stop thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094069
>gourmet cow seeking new species of grass to taste and appraise

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>>45094054
>Be born in to a small village on the outskirts of a monster-friendly state
>Nothing but crop fields as far as the eye can see
>Have a simple, yet hardworking life
>Friends all want to go off and explore distant lands and become the next big hero
>But not you
>You just want to see the local dairy Holstaur
>She’s sweet, smells nice, and sometimes gives you an extra bottle of milk for free
>Her sister drives the two of them in to town to sell some more dairy like usual
>You patiently wait in line and finally make your way to the two Holstaurs
>The older Holstaur smiles and pushes her sister towards you
>You both awkwardly try to start a conversation
>Get the milk for free, but she’s still waiting
>Eventually force out that you’d like to take her on a date
>Her eyes light up as her tail swishes happily back and forth
>She agrees
>Wave goodbye as her cheeks flush redder than a tomato
>Go home with milk in your hand and a date plan in your head

If only, bros

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>>45093866
And when the portals open, they'll drag you into a warm cuddle pile. At least until one of them gets to horny to resist poking the bear. My money is on the chesh stabbing you or the hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094116
>Honey, why is it called Bluegrass if it isn't blue nor grass?

[Anonymous No.]

idk why there’s a whole black market on condoms in mamono realms when I can barely even get hard while fucking with one, literally just pull out bro

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals open
>Not only do monster girls appear, but many local animals monsterize.
>Remember that my property has a ton of stray cats
Uh oh.

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>>45094158
>just pull out

Sir, that is illegal in two hundred and sixty nine jurisdictions including this one. Please turn around and place your hands behind your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094147
Where would you take your cow on a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094054
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094165
I'm sure /an/ could help you with your stray problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094165
We got deer, deer, some coons, some possums, deer, the occasional runaway pet, red robins, some seagulls too.
I'd kill myself if my soulmate was a gull

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094180
I live an apartment complex; forgot clairfy that. Let the landlord sort out all of those catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, the doom of sad anons

[Anonymous No.]

post horny thoughs/desires.
two succubus mommies using me as their boytoy/mana battery and never letting me leave their side

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094172
heheh
milkshakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094283
>tfw they aren't your favorite monster girl but you are prime, 100% certified bogey bait.

[Anonymous No.]

She's going to turn you into her pet dog and make you into a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094349
wonder what's engraved on the middle of the plate

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>>45094349
this sounds nice, i hope she leets me sit on her lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094378
You'll sit on a cheshire cat's lap instead. Dog and cat together sounds cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094378
i'd call her mommy and say my weewee hurts and ask if she can make it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094349
Any monster saying this is asking to have it done to her. I'm taking away her tea and throwing it in the harbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094454
>chucking a dormouse in a lake
that's how you get a lot of tea

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>>45094454
Do what?

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>>45093920
This but trapped in a sleeping bag with a huge yeti, ensnared in a fluffy embrace—meanwhile her cool, soft skin clinging to yours quickly grows hot and sweaty from the trapped heat and her swelling lust

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>>45094466
I'm once again asking demons to wear proper clothing that isn't adhesive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094466
Why do demons and succs always have the stomach window? It makes me want to kiss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094476
just sign on the dotted line

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>>45094480
Because a succubus mark appears over clothing so why bother trying to cover it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094480
Therein lies the game.

[Anonymous No.]

The play against a Cheshire that doesn't shut up is to stick your fingers in her mouth.
>she can't talk
>she calms down
>potential stunned reaction
>she won't spit them out
Worst case scenario, you get a hand covered in her spit if she decides to lick and suck on them. But it keeps her quiet for awhile, so it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you teach your waifu the glory of Rome?
Make sure to iterate that Carthage must be destroyed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094305
I honestly just want a monster to take me and love me, genuinely nothing else at this point
>>45094345
we all are fren

[Anonymous No.]

Remember kids: Incest is good! It's the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094601
We will lament the Fall of Constantinople together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094642
go back to your neet cave dark elf
or devilbug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094642
Stop giving me more reasons to spay all the foxes I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094642
Sex with momsters, auntsters, and sisters is the best! Don't try and find love outside the family, they'll just manipulate and ruin you! You can only trust your older female relative, remember! They're the only ones you should love, confide in, and trust!

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>>45094642
>>45094661
foxes are getting uppity...

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>>45094601
Romans are the true barbarians and they need to stay out of my country

[Anonymous No.]

>>45090363
>being treated like a kid by a 100+ year old fox will lose its novelty quick
I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT

[Anonymous No.]

drink for a succ

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>>45093772
>take a day trip to Wonderland because they supposedly have tasty food
>get invited to a dinner party by a Hatter
>first course is a toast sandwich
>second course is mushy peas with malt vinegar drizzled on top
>third course is boiled grey meat (indeterminate flavor) topped with mint sauce
>the moment you see some cloth bag being lifted out of a pot and set in the middle of the table for dessert, you excuse yourself and make a mad dash for the nearest exit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45092325
cat's been eating too much buns, needs a diet and sexercise

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094773
>Rules:
>Remember don't
I'm concerned at my inability to further familiarize myself with these warning signs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45091042
>my Danuki lawyer argues that the lack of intercourse proves I have not engaged in intercourse
groundless. arrest this anon for emotional intercourse immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>Exploring the beginning and end of your monsterfu's digestive tract

[Anonymous No.]

>>45091313
>gently puts her hand under your chin and makes you meet her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

According to Bergmann's rule species of larger sizes are found in colder environments, while populations and species of smaller size are found in warmer regions. Going by this logic, Winterstown is the best place to find yourself a thick beast monster wife. Just imagine chubby ratas, tall polar grizzlies, dire kikis, and more.

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>>45094912
Thicc whitehorn 6'6" tall. Strongfat yeti 6'3" tall. Voluptuous krampus 6'10" tall. Strong, tall kiki at 6'4"; her pointed ears bumping it up to 6'8". All of you in a small lodge a couple miles outside of Icy Village. All of them clinging onto you, smothering you, giving you strong but comfy hugs and cuddles. The room temperature is 65F, but in the middle of the cuddle pile, it's 90F+

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094951
i cant decide between the whitehorn or kiki, who makes the best stew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094957
Kiki is best at making dinners.
Whitehorn is the dessert queen.

[Anonymous No.]

The day approaches

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45094912
I'm going to the arid mesa for shortstack oppai loli salamanders then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094305
I want to be wrapped up in my wife's hair and embraced fully and to embrace her in turn. And being lovingly milked too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094798
i'd say shes perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094912
>>45094951
I like it cold but those giants need to stay away. They're way too tall for my 5'8 self

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094968
6'4" Dire Kiki and her Satyros frend
>Dinner for three with beers and wines
>If the Whitehorn neighbor arrives with dessert we'll make it a mfff supper

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095036
>He thinks he has a choice

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>>45094987
There's no better way for her to test your "sword" skills than some standing paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>cold autumn night
>walk on your momster drinking wine alone in the living room
>asks you to sit down
>"you know anon, we're not actually blood related..."
Think fast anon, you have 30 seconds to save your virginity and the proper mother-son relationship

[Anonymous No.]

Incest is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095090
Demand that we sue the stork for damages

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095080
There's always a choice. Just tell monsters no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095090
i'd do her all night long without issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095113
Incest is wrong, yes. Wincest on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095113
>Insect-cest is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095090
>30seconds
>run down the hall to her room
>jam your dick into your step-sister mamono
Problem averted

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>>45095090
>say "Wait, I'm adopted?"
>have a mental breakdown
>she feels too bad to sex me now
>virginity is safe
Or plan b
>say "Wait, I'm adopted?"
>have a mental breakdown
>bogey crashes through the window and grabs me
>taken away to her secret snuggle cave for therapeutic cuddle fucking
>mom can't take virginity now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095132
I'm sorry. Yes, there is a choice.

You get to choose consensual sex or rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere cow finds out you drank your mother’s milk as a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094912
d-dire kikis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095219
Haha, jokes on her, I was bottle fed. Look at me now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095219
What happened to her horn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095174
The winterstown monsters are far too kind to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095113
watch what you say to your momster, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095257
Don't waste image limit on off-topic images, use catbox

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>>45095165
>she feels too bad to have sex with me
Anon, that's not going to happen... She's just going to try and make you feel better a different way, that's all. Show you that maybe not being blood related isn't all that bad? And that she still loves you as your mother, of course.

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>>45095221
Beeg stronk kikis for more lovings.

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>>45095267
kiki = good
big kiki = more kiki
more kiki = more good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095256
Quite the opposite. Yes, the appear kind and gentle, and they are, but only when their desires have been satiated. They're some of the most gentle and caring girls you'll ever come across. However, when you're alone, and you're cold, and your body is aching with desire, and there's a vulnerable male in sight, and especially if he appears to be cold. Well, let's just say they'll show a much more aggressive side. Like a starving grizzly, there is no hope of escape. You will be devoured. So when these sexually starved snowmamono are preying on you, you have only two choices. Comply and have consensual sex, or resist and get raped. Regardless, they'll be gentle with you as it happens. It won't be ushi-oni or hellhound tier rape, but it'll be rape nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095259
don't worry anon, she's just an, uh, dark mage. who forgot to put on her hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095267
Big kiki is one the only big mamonos that I would like because they're still your subordinate and won't force anything on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095303
aw, is anon scared of getting raped? that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095221

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>>45095309
Yes, that why I always mix raging mushrooms in my meals.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of a "big sis" wurm
Just a big cuddle dragon thats laid back helps people

[Anonymous No.]

Check you kiki's mood by groping her
you next action depends on how she reacts
if the doesnt grind her ass on your hand/dick while saying masters actions are improper, theres an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095333
imagining a dummy mastah who takes her words at surface value and always gets embarrassed and runs off whenever she says 'we shouldn't be doing this' 'it isn't proper' etc.
does she manage to tempt mastah into raping her or does she have to track him down and finish the job herself

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>>45095319
what, are you just... like that... all the time? that's like taking acid tablets with your cheerios every morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095349
It's more like micro dosing, an another idea I had is a bane mask to inhale pure raging mushrooms when needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095319
Weak and pathetic, I never have 'that problem'.
The only mushrooms I eat are my sweet innocent Kiki's handmade beef&mushroom pies and I'm permanently as hard as a gargoyle on a summer vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095375
just lift some weights you latent alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095393
That wouldn't change anything expect for my personal hygiene and self esteem, don't care, doing drugs is easier, faster and stronger.
>>45095391
Ask her what shrooms she uses, idiot.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45095424
Its actually taken me until now to realise the circle isn't a jewellery tiara or a tattoo on a bicorn's forehead, it's the scar of her old single-horn.
That scar just makes them cuter.

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>>45095267
>Russian American immigrant kiki
>Outlaw of the Wild West
>Goes by the "Scarlet Doll"
>Feared from Arizona to Texas and everywhere in between
>Reddish brown hair and tail
>Wears scarlet nail polish and lipstick
>Has defeated hundreds men and mamono in combat and duels
>Has never lost
>Deadly aim, silver bullet between the eyes every time
>Revolver is her weapon of choice
>Uses a bolt action rifle for long range
>Leaves a scarlet kiss on all her victims
>Victims will get preyed upon whatever wild or civilized mamono happens across their unconscious, horny body
>Excessively high bounty
>Many a sheriff and soldier have fallen to her
>Roams from town to town
>Waits for the day that a quickshot gunslinger defeat her and sweep her off her feet

[Anonymous No.]

Raging mushrooms are not welcomed anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45085294
>Racist White human men's Mamono wives/girlfriend(s) are ironically non-white

Alternative version: A racist "Humanity-first" or Human Supremacist White man's wife/girlfriend is either a very non-white dark skinned girl or a kimono/yukata wearing Zipangese girl.

Spoiler alert: the Zipangese girls that're the wives/girlfriends of racist White male Human Supremacists may or may not actually be borderline corrupted human females who're close to monsterizing into a Lesser Succubus or Nekomata or Kitsune because they may or may not be Shrine Maidens working in a higher kitsune or Ryu's local temple. And any dark skinned girls who're the mates and partners of said racist white Human Supremacists are just Dark Mages or well disguised succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095442
>Into town came the Stranger with the Big Pan on her hip.
>Big Pan on her hip..

[Anonymous No.]

>>45093217
Stage one of the boss fight isn't too bad but in stage two she transforms into a full dragon and starts flying around and spewing fire all over the arena. You get hit once and it's game over.

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>>45095477
It's an effective close combat weapon!

[Anonymous No.]

POV: Turning in a crucial main quest to the quest giver

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are such boring girls, like holy shit. Pointy. Ears. That's it. Might as well fuck a regular human woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095505
Based MONSTER girl /xen/ connoisseur
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095442
Ohoh kiki needs master correction

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>>45095511
>Scarlet Doll gets taken down by bumbling fool anon that just so managed to fire a silver bullet at her despite never firing a revolver in his life
>She becomes completely subservient to him
>She becomes a perfect housewife
>The fortune she's built up over the years allows them to live comfortably for the rest of their days
>She puts away her old outlaw outfit and gear in an old chest

>One day her mastah gets kidnapped
>She's panicked
>She looks over to the chest
>Panic turns to cold and calm
>She dons her old gear and goes out on the hunt
>Rescues mastah and rides home with him on her trusty steed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095565
>"It's a hell of a thing, raping a man. Giving him all you've got, and all you're ever gonna have."

[Anonymous No.]

For crimes against the Order you have been exiled to the subterranean world of Avernum. None have ever returned from this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>"No one care who I was until I put on the mask"
>Me before mana bombing Nuki banks

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>>45095565
Modern day
>be Anon
>suddenly realize you need something minor from the guy down the street
>leave your wallet, phone, keys on the table, don't bother, you're only going to be gone 2 minutes
>get the thing, get distracted talking with the guy for five minutes
>come back home
>the door is open, your Kiki waifu's shopping baskets are dropped in the hallway in a mess
>your Kiki is nowhere to be seen
>there's a loud rhythmic pounding noise coming from the garage
>Anon peers nervously around the door to the garage
>Anon's sweet innocent Kiki has smashed a rectangular hole in the concrere with a sledge and is lifting out a big heavy case...
>"Oh, Mashtah, there you are. I came home and couldn't find you, so, uh, I just... uh, welcome home Mashtah. I bought peaches to make a pie."

>>Never ask about the box, just pretend the fresh concrete has always been like that, eat the peach pie.

[Anonymous No.]

so thoughts about wrightmaybe? game?

[Anonymous No.]

>45095739
Fotm monster boy game made with the help of a tranny. Fuck off back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>45095781
>tranny
tell us anon were did that mean alp touch you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095739
>>45095781
Yeah looked it up on steam and it has fuck all to do with this thread, go elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095446
Monsterized Zipangu 3Ds =/= Western 3Ds.
>Honorary Aryans

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095835
Avoiding all used goods is better, normies can bite the bullet on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095868
>used goods
with mamonomana it's more like refurbished goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095879
Same thing, no thanks, again normies can keep the "refurbished" trash.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm into harems but I can't deal with any weird horse-like or other monstrous lower bodies
Woe is me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095446
>Human Supremacist White man's wife/girlfriend is either a very non-white
Fuck you my wife is beautiful purple!
Purple is the color of royality! unlike these nig nog dogs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095708
>Anon eats the peach pie and tries not to think of anything else.
>it's delicious, of course
>made by those sweet innocent hands
>Anon tries to look anywhere else, and notices the Kiki has a pencil tucked into her apron pocket
>Anon has seen it before. Writing shopping lists, making little notes on the fridge, but he never realized she carries a pencil with her all the time....
>just focus on eating the peach pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095915
Tfw your smoke-hobo longterm roommate invites home a few of her friends... including a Blakkhoss and a BigSpooder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095915
>I want monster girls but no monster
What a faggot, get enslaved by nigger elves, that's the kind of "monster girl" you deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095915
Consider 'normal-bodied' Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096083
Start bitching at people posting foxes, Kikis or Hellhounds. I can handle monster parts, but not entire animal bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095303
Beeg Kiki asks Mashtah if he would like a standing BJ.
Anon stands there, waiting for his Kiki to kneel down.
Beeg Kiki just picks Anon up and starts sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096128
foxfags should just choke on mofu already, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096128
That's where you and I differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095915
Not only are Bicorns not necessary to have a harem, they aren't even the only monster that likes to share her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096146
It's just a preference dude, I'm not trying to shut down what you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096157
I'm actually not sure what you like, anon. I've never seen anyone consider foxes too animal like, let alone as having an entire animal body.
Hellhounds kind of are though. Those things have furry limbs with non human appendages and everything.

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>>45096179
Reread his post, retard. He never said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096179
Why in the world would you think that I don't like foxes or wans. I'm saying I can handle their "monster level", just that I can't handle more than tails, paws, or wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096198
I don't know I just started bitching at people posting foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096149
Care to give a couple of examples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096244
Examples:
>>45095984

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>>45095708
if she's keeping her gun collection hidden from me she's in for a spanking
I tell her where the emergency gold bars are stashed, so she has to tell me about her secrets as well

[Anonymous No.]

>apophis ambushes pharaoh while she's travelling through the desert
>pharaoh is travelling light and only has two anubi to defend her
>one has already been bitten and the other is barely holding her ground
>but the noise of their fight attracts a sandworm, who swallows all four of them
>sandworm's husband wants a harem and they looked like easy prey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096244
Mainly driads and nurarihyon.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope KC draws a new undead next. Draugr when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096414
Nobody likes driads you could have mentioned khepri or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096425
>tfw the tree women start picking you off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096440
>they're the god damn trees sarge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096440
>>45096450
>not only does have to worry about the ghoul holes and undead hiding in the overgrowth
>but now he has to watch out for the very trees themselves
will he and the boys ever make it back home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096467
>not only does *sarge
damnnit the jungle heat must be getting to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096418
i want spartoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096450
>>45096467
>trees start giggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096418
Every time a new girl is announced I hope for her to be draugr, spartoi, or some other evolved form of a previous girl. I just want to walk into a graveyard, grab a bunch of low tier undead, and power level them into becoming undead queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45092950
What halloween costumes can a wurm go as?
Besides the sheet ghost wurm obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

is halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095124
>"you know anon, we're not actually blood related..."
>"what? how could the stork do this to us!"
>"e-eh?"
>three hours later you're arguing with a lawyer while your momster and a random bird girl are just sitting there confused as all hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096555
>Wurm
>big, brown lumpy
Just add some fake half-chewed pieces of corn and be a giant turd.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, please do not use the word spook around me again
It is very offensive to all of the ghost girls who have no choice in being scary
MY SPECIES IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096555
Dress her up as the titanic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096425
>Nobody likes driads
That's mean anon. Driads offer you free real estate and a complementary bug harem and this is how you treat them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096425
Dryads are cool because they are super old and come in all different shapes and sizes!
From the mighty muscle girl red wood to the tiny petit rowan.
Also they are more likely than not to be evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096555
mechawurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096655
like The Destroyer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096666
nah thats closer to a mecha sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096675
I'm going to stick some red leds and laser pointers on both of them and then play boss music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096666
>no gremlin to play terraria with

[Anonymous No.]

We doing terraria girls now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096814
i dunno, but they'll definitely do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096814
I hadn't played it in a very long time, but I come back to it and it was just as fun as I remembered.
I just like the idea of playing mp games with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096837
how is this boog meant to sit or sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096853
abdonem hole in throne.
on top of her husband.
big boog needs lots of special care and accesibility requirements, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096837
>I just like the idea of playing mp games with monster girls.
i wouldnt want one as a wife, but an anubis would be a very valuable friend because all my other friends drop any minecraft/terraria modpacks within the first week, before the real fun can start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096876
I just finished a vanilla playthrough.
Is calamity or thorium worth getting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096884
calamity is alright on its own, but its post ML balance is completely busted so dont use it with other large content mods.
everything else is relatively safe to mash together because it keeps a vanilla-like stance on balance and progression.
make sure to use boss checklist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096837
But what if they're MEAN and BULLY you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096896
Ah alright. I was thinking about doing another playthrough using melee or summoner on expert. I just did ranger on expert and it was pretty fun. I might try out thorium with some other QOL mods. Any other mods you reccomend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096910
this isnt a conversation for this thread, just go through the tmod's ingame mod browser and pick whatever stands out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096902
report them to MGC cyber police and get a hellhound internet guard dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096916
alrighty, thank you anyway anon.
back to elves

[Anonymous No.]

I love witches and their big fat hat

[Anonymous No.]

do dork mages and whiches get along?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096367
Now I'm imagining sandworm maw slurping up a snake tail like spaghetti, thanks for the laughs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096655
>wurm wearing cardboard boxes with MECH written on them
how cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097179
>Picks her daughter up
>She's also wearing a cardboard box
>Wurm got a fridge box, wurm daughter got a minifridge
>Wurm is MECH, wurm daughter is MECH 2.0
>Both have same dumb smile
cute

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm this, wurm that, every single one of you is a wurm brained dork addict.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a rata conspiracy theorist? Nuts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097322
>about the call out thread autism focusing on one thing
>doubles down instead

[Anonymous No.]

Brain wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097322
>t.seethin single dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097364
/v/ and basedjack memes spoiled ratas for me. Can't look at them without thinking about their distorted gem version, it's nuts

[Anonymous No.]

Let them eat out cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>be super wise monster
>spend your whole life learning stuff so you can wow all the humans with your insights
>they just want to fuck the brain-dead wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097436
Should've leveled cha instead of int

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097436
then who really was the wise one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh... No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097543
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097436
>wurm feels bad for her and asks her fellow wurms to help her "wise" friend get a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45096884
wait how did that wyrm wear that shirt? she doesn't even hav...........

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Worm, wurm, wyrm... Someone send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097644
Why wouldn't a Wyvern wear a shirt? You can just ask if you want her to take it off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097554
What would be a packof wurms called? Anyway
>a husband with glasses!
>can't she just attack whoever looks ni-
>computer guys have glasses!
>let's go to computer shop!
>when seducing, you gotta hold your breasts high
>men like breasts after all
>she should simply attack-
>maybe cookin will work
>I can't cook
>me too
>me too!
>rape
>...
>[in unison] ohhhhhh yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097746

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097757
Best abyssal.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097736
but she has no hands

[Anonymous No.]

why are jubjubs meek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097915
But she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094480
They can show off their pregnancy better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097957
jub brained

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097957
They're stupid and always horny
So coomers basically

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098216
>>45098183
I find the idea of a meek monster, tiny monster like a jubjub rushing at someone to mate with them very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098242
It's the same thing as myconids.
If they rush at you, you can just pick them up.
They will just hang there harmlessly, pouting at you until you give in.
You could also just put them back down, but then they'll rush at you and the cycle repeats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098242
They're as scary as they are cute
Jubs are so utterly scarily horny that they literally can't even wait to be born sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097957
horny too strong
also birds are dumb and I will bully them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097644
it ties at the back, she had her roommate help her put it on

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry guys, the friendly purple cat wonderland guide told me I could fuck the horny out of jubs - they are a threat to us no more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098265
but i thought shrooms are immobile
you're telling me that a soft, harmless, yet aggressive mushroom girls can just walk at me??? oh no, my virginity is in danger!!!

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>>45098548
>A petite mushroom monster that lives in damp places. They're also called "walking mushrooms". While the original race of "matango" doesn't move very much from their spot, the distinguishing trait of "myconids" is that they are extremely active and will wander in pursuit of a man to be their prey.

She is going to walk at you so aggresively you are going to feel a mild bump when she boings into you!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45097666
Ouch!

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>>45097864
Legalize what?

Marijuana... or something a lot more taboo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098672
beeg myconid who I use as a trampoline

[Anonymous No.]

I was the first one to call jubjubs coomerbrains when the coomer meme first hit a few years back.

I got told to fuck off because y'all didn't appreciate the meme yet. So whenever I see someone equating jubjubs or any other mamono to being coomers now, I smile and am filled with genuine joy.

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>>45098734
Whatever it is, she's got it and you want it

[Anonymous No.]

monsters who like hot chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098757
Not really. The only worm for me is the colossal man-eating kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098763
Kobolds. Feed them lots of it, and give them chocolate bars on the side too!

[Anonymous No.]

Niece factory

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>>45098772
>Stinky
>Gross man hands and feet
>Bad fashion
I need her on top of me.

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>>45097546
>"I won't touch anything other than you hand."
You know it's a lie.
She knows you know it's a lie.
You know she knows you know it's a lie. And that's why you stayed.

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the hork/troll whomBO comBO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098763
Every monster girl likes big long chocolate things

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098753
a modern Christ. Sorry for spamming this picture I love it so much

[Anonymous No.]

sexo ghost

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>>45098924
>tfw ywn summon your own hag gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098936
Local anon takes levels in medium.
Now has ghost harem.
Many such cases.

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>>45098914
...and then she puts her sweater on with him under it.

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>>45098968
>anon spends most of his time being possessed by a ghost girl
>they rotate and take turns

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>>45098736
Beeg myconids are slow but they pout at you if you run away from them, so it's no good trying to do that.

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>>45098914
Is he crying or is that drool on his face?

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>>45098997
Nah, they'd possess the cute neighbor girl who has a crush on him.
Then she becomes some sort of spirit host monster that is basically the ghost version of a chimera.

[Anonymous No.]

Your favorite mamono for giving you a facial tongue bath?

For me it's kiki, hebi as a close second

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine living near a sabbath temple and starting up an onii-chan rental service, what kind of clients would you get

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>>45099019
looks like both

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>>45098968
>first attempt to get to summon
>there were so many ghost that wanted him that the circle broke

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099093
>Circle breaks
>House now has seven girls haunting it
>And Anon has no way to bind them as they spook up the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45098924
>”You don’t sound especially bothered by that change”
>”I’m used to it by now.”

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>>45099066
Lonely baphos too embarrassed not to have an onii-chan yet.
>that one ancient bapho that hires you nearly every day because it's taking centuries for the perfect, strong, magical genius of a man to sweep get off her feet and she got tired of being poked fun of because she's still single.
>day 567 into renting you as an onii-chan she still hasn't even found another guy
>day 583 she's still trying to get powerful mages to date her or they're already married to lilims or dragons
>day 601 she accidentally called you her husband
>day 750 she instinctively but accidentally grabbed your hand to hold and got super embarrassed by it
>day 836 she gave you a friendly hug
>day 995 after a few drinks she kissed you on the cheek but then ran off blushing and embarrassed
>day 1,016 she finally sees you as her boyfriend

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>>45092604
>Attracted to a monster
>Give her your number
>She gently lets you down because she's married
>Fifteen years later her teenage daughter is knocking on your door

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>>45099185
>15 years without getting claimed by another monster
Highly unlikely

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>>45098936
careful, monster summoning is a very exact science, and messing up even a little bit can get you a completely different monster
a summoning ritual uses items to reduce and restrict the potential selection of monsters brought through the portal. and you even need items to determine if you get multiple or one
for example if you want a meaty loli fox...
>tofu - limits the selection to foxes
>burger - ensures that she's meaty (if you want a thin/lean fox, use a salad)
>"beginner's tome to fire magic" - ensures that she's an actual loli, and uses foxfire over another element
>heart locket - ensures you get only one monster
and thats just for a monster with items that can easily limit the selection.
imagine trying to summon something like a wock. potential items overlap many other types of monster.

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>>45099196
She travelled back in time to the night he was rejected by her mom. Happy now?

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>>45099029
>Gets a girlfriend that's basically Zappa from Guilty Gear
neat.

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>>45099196
She put a mana marker on you just in case, fate and all.

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>>45099223
>she rejects you
>she throws a fox mana marker
>you go home
>you get tackled and abducted by 7 foxes in a gang
>rape
>forced tail brushing
>forced ear molesting
>forced fluff huffing

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I adore the idea of married monsters setting up their single female (or male) friends and family with husbands. I feel like it's an underused story mechanic in mg stories

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>>45099200
What do i need to summon one of these? My saliva?

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>>45099257
So do married monster girls carry around a spare mana marker all the time?

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>>45099305
Mana markers are, amusingly, a repurposed artillery tracker spell iirc

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>>45099305
Husband probably had one he intended to use but didn't need it because his slut of a fox spawn camped the portal

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>>45099213
Her skin will grow pale with time, her voice and mannerisms will change randomly depending on which spirit is possessing her, and her eyes will begin to glow an unearthly blue.
Eventually you'll see shades of whatever spirit is by her at the moment flickering into visibility and her skin will crack at points to let out visible glows of the spirits.
She may also laugh at jokes you can't hear and, after she finally turns completely, one or more spirits will become visible and able to act fully around/with her.

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>>45099315
>repurposed artillery tracker spell
i know what imma gonna do to those holier than thou order priests as a real funny prank

[Anonymous No.]

REPLY TO MY FUCKING POSTS DAMMIT!

[Anonymous No.]

Nyo

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>>45099298
>anon drools while he sleeps
>wakes up in the middle of the night to an oomakude forcibly making out with him
>"Sorry, I usually inject you with sedative venom but I guess I forgot this time"

[Anonymous No.]

what if mge but disney, no nudisney, old disney
where the villianess break out into musical numbers every so often

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>>45099375
the villianess is definitely a vampire with how dorky she is.
the hero, naturally, is her dhampire daughter who is double the dork she is.

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>>45099375
Already exists. That's just autistic llilims

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>>45099375
You mean like Phantom?

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>>45099305
>>45099305
id imagine its more of a spell that every monster knows
>be married fox
>portals opened a week ago.
>think its sweet that all those unmarried monsters get someone now. and maybe the demon lord will have enough mana to fix the male birth problem.
>some nervous male comes up to you, can barely stammer out a sentence
>know exactly whats going on, its what you did when you first met your husband.
>gently let him down and say you're already married
>he looks completely broken
>cheer him up and say that there are plenty unmarried foxes, many exactly like you
>you're actually casting a mana marker on him, loosely defines most of your physical and personality traits so he'll get someone like you soon.
>his face is a little brighter now and he walks away with a little more confidence in his step
>hear him get dive tackled by another fox 10 seconds later

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>>45099287
Agreed. Also, other incubi talking with newly captured husbands to help them embrace their new lives.
It's weird that almost every story has the angsty/scared new husband essentially terrified/suspicious of his wife and new life and none of the other incubi are like:
>"Hey man, its actually pretty great here. Maybe you should give it a shot."
Look out the window and see all the happy couples damnit.

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>>45099390
>>45099393
>>45099405
so the whole town you will start in will be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>gonna mana marker a leaflet for a retirement home and sent it to hagville

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>>45099356
Here is your(you) sir

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>>45099445
No one would believe them, I would be the first to call them race traitor and as many slurs as possible. Being captured and forced to something you don't like does that to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Some progress

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>>45099523
>shirohebi wisp
She's clingy enough to be a Kanker sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>45097322
Dragoncel plz

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>>45099523
Holding the cage like that makes it look like she's about to cast a maximized fireball or cursed meteor, looks cool

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>>45099498
You will be corrected.

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>>45098763
Black Harpies love cawcaw.

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>Be anon, unmarried.
>Neighbor goes missing
>A little over a week later he's back, with a monster girl wife
>Check up on him since you're good friends and you were worried for him
>When you meet him he seems different somehow
>Can't quite put your finger on it.
>He tells you his story; what happened to him, meeting his wife, etc
>Sounds like it turned out alright for him in the end
>Both the husband and wife keep encouraging for you to get married too
>You tell them you're not interested in meeting someone
>They take it in stride but..
>Something tells you that they're scheming some sort of plan.

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>>45097436
Lizardmen really be out “studying the blade” while wurms out hunting fertile anon cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099798
It's "virile" when you're referring to men

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>>45099445
>regular raid on order territory
>commander has begrudgingly agreed to let some husbands help break the extra captured men into mamano territory life
>gives them a spot away from the frontline and tells them to set up a basic encampment for conversion
>she herself doesnt see the encampment until after the raid
>commander finally comes back to the encampment to take the makes away to be taught the ways of monster society.
>she see's a hole in the ground and figures that they made some kind of fortified prison. impressive!
>enters the hole
>discovers that the men, being men with magic tools, create a literal mancave.
>none of the captured males are actually captured in any way, just enjoying stuff with the husbands.
>the head of the group comes up her
>"so whaddya think?"
>"but... this... how?"
>"hah. ah it was nothing, we just used a little magic to carve the place out and some teleportation to bring things down here."
>"BUT HOW DOES THIS CONVINCE THEM?!?!?
>"well most of the lads are scared that they'll stay as prisoners in monster territory, and that they wont have any free will. so all we had to do was show them that they actually get to be their own person."
>"i see... and what about those who werent convinced? wouldnt they cause problems?"
>"they're six feet down under", as he points to a stairwell labeled 'cells'
>hearty chuckle from the rest of the room.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, to be hunted by a shambling horde of meaty zombies/ghouls/ghosts on a Halloween night, trapped by a mysterious fog until I'm pinned down and "devoured"

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>>45099820
>men are left on their own to do as they will
>immediately dig a hole and bro it up

Yeah, that checks out.

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>>45099820
So they kill and bury the non willing, peak Lillim fan behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to play Thriller over speakers in the middle of an undead town and watch the zombie dance to it.

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>>45099929
and then you're that prisoner that was tossed into the cells purely because he would blow up and throw a tantrum over all the light humor.

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>>45099929
Found another candidate for the matango pits.

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>>45099989
>Get thrown in matango pit
>Leave since you don't like them
>Go back in order territory
Ez

[Anonymous No.]

Silly anon doesn't think they won't tie him up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099820
>>45099901
Haha, this is perfect. Pretty much along the lines I was thinking. A loving wife, making some friends... would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099989
C-can I go to the pits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099185
>>45099196
>>45099223
Imagine being doomed to 15 years of solitude because someone else wanted to make you wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100278
>Not being able to wait some years for your literal soulmate
Sad, I would wait a century if it meant being able to have a soulmate like described in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100238
But have you considered the other fine pit options the realms have to offer?
>Tentacle pits
>Lava pits
>Yeti pits
So many wonderful choices!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100278
>Imagine being doomed to 15 years of solitude
Rookie numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100328
That's 15 years on top of your already served lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100354
I'm already used to being alone all the time. 15 more years hardly makes a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100307
>>45100373
Could I wait? Sure. Would a MG probably hunt me down immediately because they consider being alone that long a sin? Probably.

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>>45100308
Tentacle pits sound nice assuming no anal, tentacle pits are a massive kink of mine.
Matter of fact I'd probably want to roleplay that with my wife in MGE with her taking the role of my seedbed, and I'm normally a massive femdom fag.
It's also hot the idea of a tentacle girl trapping me in a tentacle pit and milking me for spirit engery and becoming a mere cum pump for her
I love tentacles

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>>45100354
>marrying a Fox 27 years younger than me

I would feel like an actual fucking predator.

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>>45099196
The unlikely part is that the daughter will wait as long as 15 years to show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100404
Eh, feel like some monsters wait literal centuries anon.
>>45100410
It's strange how Im also not okay with that but I'd want a monster waifu who's old enough to have met Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100410
Don't, she'll be the one doing the grooming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100410
It's cool, mamonobama will de-age you to around twenty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100411
>It's also hot the idea of a tentacle girl trapping me in a tentacle pit and milking me for spirit energy and becoming a mere cum pump for her
Me too.
>assuming no anal
Well that's just no fun, but whatever makes you happy. If I'm going to be a mere cumpump I want the full-body experience.

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>>45100463
Your opinions aren't important faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100463
Nothing wrong with that. I prefer something softer and fuzzier so I'll take the yeti pit please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100278
Imagine the immense sadness of ancient evils waiting hundreds of years to meet you. 15 Years is trivial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100410
>she shows up looking like this
foxes mature very quickly, especially when theyre in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100463
Ehh never cared much for anal on guys or gals, only time I ever liked it was full on triple penetration for girls because it sells the whole seedbed vibe. Anal by itself though is just mid for both guys and gals
I'd only do it for my waifu if she wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100547
I dislike tit monsters. I like realistic proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100514
Ancient evils are sealed hundreds of years for a reason, they were bad acting assholes and are serving a punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100514
>ancient evil sealed away when transformation happens.
>knows who her soulmate is...
>he's millions of years in the future
all that time to accumulate power, if anything happened to that boy she would single handedly bring about a new calamity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100557
Offending a snooty angel or god is hardly cause to seal a monster for hundreds of years. Tamamo No Mae did nothing wrong. And if she did they deserved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099287
>"sorry anon, I'm already married"
>"but I'm sure my sister would love to meet you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100587
Even with monstergirls, I would likely continue to not ask.

[Anonymous No.]

New Amazoness waifu art coming today. Fucking gorgeous and will dare to say will be the best Amazoness art in the entire gallery for a long time, Im a little busy, some details to be sorted out. Latter today, would really appreciate if someone likes it if an anon here writes after posting it a greentext of me meeting her. Overall story is here:
>>/jp/thread/45002123#p45010442

>>/jp/thread/45002123#p45010476

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>>45100587
>ywn be tricked into a married monsters home
>ywn think you're safe from rape, only to be dragged into a room with their neet shut-in relative
>ywn hear the door look behind you as the married monster makes some frivolous excuse
>ywn look at the admittingly good looking neetster, silently staring back at you with an awkward and embarrassed expression
>ywn see that she is playing you favourite vidya
>ywn break the silence and have a long conversation far into the night about your shared interests
>ywn join her in free loading off the married monster, much to their dismay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100639
Nice, thanks Amazon anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100514
Surely it's safe to just unseal the nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100792
thats the third worst thing you can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099523
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100810
Is unsealing the crotch the worst or second worst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100828
indeed. and if you know anything about foxes, then you know what the worst move is in the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100701
>ywn join her in free loading off the married monster, much to their dismay
kek'd thanks anon

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[Anonymous No.]

>MGMMO finally adds custom titles
>think you're funny and put in "the uncorrectable"
>get tapped on the shoulder by giant fox hag
>her eyes open slightly
>"bet"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100899
>victory or hag mommy fox
might lose on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

Update so expect the thread to not be comfy for the next few hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100997
if you hate drama so much maybe don't summon it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100997
>check patreon
>meta post about concerns
oh boy, dis gun b gud, I'm grabbing popcorn in advance

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100916
>lose on purpose
Hags are powerful enough to the point you wont need to anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101034
Fatass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100639
looking forward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100997
What kind of update?
I know he talked about an RPG "update post" earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099052
Akaname or MucusToad.
Shoggs and Slimes can just envelop your entire face like a cleansing mask.
And ofc all the doggos - tfw the big Heckhund starts slobbering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101086
Basically explaining why updates have been slow, his issues with the Japanese otaku community, his plans going forward, etc.

One big point he made is that he is still working on the rpg, but his perfectionism and wanting to not show things ahead of time is making it take longer. In particular he does all the dialog himself, as he doesn't want anyone else to have that responsibility.

Basically his schedule is one week working on a new profile, followed by three weeks working on the RPG. He says he'll be giving a post all about the RPG in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101133
Fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101150
The person who asked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101133
It's nice to get some idea what's going on. I hope he's making time for his own well-being and mental health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101166
I can't think of a single anon in the thread in good faith who gives a single shit about whatever sob story KC is spewing about his life to excuse the game scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101133
It's k, we know somebody faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101192
I don't recall mentioning a sob story. But if you want something more concrete, he may start a new routine of releasing Patreon profiles to the wiki after a month, which would certainly be better than the unknown amounts of time we've had lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101133
>one week working on a new profile, followed by three weeks working on the RPG
I'm going to call bullshit on this until he shows progress. So far he's been only showing new profiles and zero info on RPG, despite supposedly working 3x as much on it? makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101218
I give approximately zero fucks about that retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101184
On that he says he is doing well. If he really is working three weeks of a month on the rpg then he must be making substantial progress too.

He also says he plans to make more posts to explain things now that he can more readily communicate to people in English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101133
I do really want that RPG to be made, so I'm glad it's still being worked on.

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't somebody tell me we got a new sabbath 2 months ago? A stab happy pseudo-Eros Sabbath is hilarious.
>wake up in the morning after a lovely night of cuddlesex
>shit I gotta go to work
>wife wakes up and pouts asking me to stay
>sorry can't
>out of nowhere a loli with a katana cuts my body 69 times in a second
>"nothing personal onii-chan"
>drop kicks me before I can fall over
>land face first into my wife's crotch
>loli jumps out the window to find her next target
>all obstructions to love will be eliminated

[Anonymous No.]

Ah. here comes the discord defense force to pretend we care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101235
>now that he can more readily communicate to people in English.
Why couldn't he before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101034
made for impregnations

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101247
I'd rather see the drawing of Renrushka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101251
He's lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101218
Don't bother. The Mick is here ready to unleash his butthurt again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101250
Ah yes, of course the thread with exclusively MGE-related inks in its very OP doesn't care about MGE, you are right mick, totally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101224
>So far he's been only showing new profiles and zero info on RPG, despite supposedly working 3x as much on it? makes no sense.

His explanation for that is that he has long been uncertain about showing previews (he expressed this a number of times in the past), as he feels they will take away from people's enjoyment when they first encounter a given girl in the game, and that he is in no hurry to finish as he wants it to meet his satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101266
Taking a month out to make the mgd game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101278
>uncertain about showing previews
Then numbers. How much of the dialogue is done, how much of the art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101276

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101247
Fun scenario, but she's fine with people working. She just doesn't want them to work too long/delay going home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101292
Perhaps we'll get that in the next post which he says will detail the RPG.

Some time ago he did say most of the art was done. Judging by his words here it is the dialog that is the real time consumer as there is so much of it and he refuses to delegate any of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101133
So a new profile every 4 weeks?
Or does it take multiple weeks to finish a profile - so X x 4 week breaks between profiles?
Idk much about the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101312
Multiple weeks for a given profile most likely. Some of the Patreon posts that show behind the scenes stuff show how KC often goes through many iterations of a given monster before settling on a design, let alone the profile text itself.

That week of work may not be on just one profile either, but tweaking or researching others that may not be released for a long time. KC's mentioned some races that he planned for years before they were actually finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101276
wait no this is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101296
>She just doesn't want them to work too long/delay going home.
>boss asks you if you can do overtime
>you see a ceiling tile move to reveal an angry witch
>she gives you a death glare and slowly shakes her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101331
Oppai loli Malef too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101331
Didn't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

Mick, get help, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101331
I hope we get a dino someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101402
No.

[Anonymous No.]

You've been graped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100701
fox not so smug after being hoisted by her own tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101409
And the Frankenstein monster.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on an extremely dangerous mission that would ultimately help open the portals from our side!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101418
Do I at least get to pick the shape of the grape?

[Anonymous No.]

>patreon updates
>vaguely write what it is
>don't just screenshot the post
really makes you wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101150
>>45101192
>>45101209
>>45101225
>>45101250
>>45101262
>>45101281
>>45101293
>>45101348
>>45101381
>samefagging this hard
Go ahead and die from your butthurt, furry cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101550
My game is better.
kys retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101550
I think he was suffering from (You)s withdrawal, nice of you to feed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101561
What, like your """art""" you've been practicing for a year? LMAO you can't do shit bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101331
>tall oppai onee-san malef
HRNGGG we could have had it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101592
We'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101418
oh no!
anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101604
We sort of do, with the dragonewt profile art depicted what looks much like a tall malef without wings. Plus, we know onee-san malef are actually the majority, so people can easily use the older concept designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101607
We've already been seeing what a complete schizo failure you are for the last 10 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101592
Want to hear a funny thing? He said he's been working on his shitty game for two fucking years.

And it looks like something cobbled together from Unity tutorials in a month or two, fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101655
yeah the lazy one. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101659
And here you are. With nothing. What's with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101659
>He said he's been working on his shitty game for two fucking years.
What, I thought he started making his shitty asset flip after his big autistic chimp-out. Two years? HAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100916
Imagine impregnating your momster's mom, giving birth to your auntster, then making a niece with that auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101674
0 is still more than negative, which is what you bring

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101701
I can do lots of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101659
Remember that his MO is to keep making "threats" about releasing something that is supposed to cause a meltdown and never going through with it because he's too much of a pussy to actually do it.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, with the last RPG update almost being three years old now, the next update either have to be amazing or we will never hear the end of the whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101699
I FUCKING LOVE INCEST!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100701
>ywn join her in free loading off the married monster, much to their dismay
you can sell mana produced by sex. and id assume that any intimate action, like cuddling or kissing, provides at least a little bit of mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101742
Sure, she gets rent paid - but can she survive the psychological torment of living adjacent to a pair of filthy NEETS with the hygienic sense of a devilbug constantly engaging in loud, sweaty, passionate, hip-shaking sex?

[Anonymous No.]

The wererabbit pyon pyon cowgirl scene will be leaked. The rabbit anons will soon know peak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101719
>next update
First update, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101753
worse yet when her children start spewing 4mon lingo, which they learned from the NEETS kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101817
No, there was a hotfix, meaning there was an update. So you are technically wrong, the best kind of wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101753
no, thats why you'll be kicked out onto the street in a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101900
and leave them in the cold? to die? ALONE? you monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101907
the demon lord will give them free temporary housing until they fill up enough mana jars to buy a home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101900
No fun allowed...

[Anonymous No.]

imma make a business of selling neetbusters
Anons and monsters that will bust those afflicted neets from their hell

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are good for a quick fuck. Monsters = whores.
Angels are good for a long-lasting loving relationships. Angels = wives.

[Anonymous No.]

no one cares take your gachashit somewhere else retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101947
Why would anyone pay you for a neetbuster when i could go around incognito as a fellow neet and then mark their houses with glowing mana markers for all neet loving mamono and anons to see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101995
I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102003
something more intense is sometimes needed for some entrenched neets

[Anonymous No.]

test

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102063
You failed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102072
We all failed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102076
Ms. Haku is crying. She's failed as a teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102088
i personally dont mind spending another year with ms. Haku.

[Anonymous No.]

>You vill all sit an exam
>Thetop 10% will be raped by the hakus and most intelligent monsters
>The bottom 10% willbe wurm bait
>The remaining 80% will be overun by succubi
>The test is about miss lim, who is sitting in today
>Things like her favourite colour, favourite food, hobbies, etc.
>Any questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101712
I have enough time to split between two things now. I don't want to but I can. I don't even like monster girls anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102088
Her fault for fucking anon all lesson long and not teaching us anything.
I mean, I was busy getting claw-raped by a dragon during her lessons and she wouldn't stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102104
Why is she still single after all this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>85 degrees in late October
Where's Ms. Ice Queen when you need her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102104
I don't like any of those options. Can i take a different exam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102104
Wait if the test is about Miss Lim why do the top students go to the Hakus? I know I'll get a 100 but still it seems odd that Miss lim isn't getting anything out of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102122
trying to bait her into giving you detention now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102104
i just stop existing, and go fuck the clown girl who does(n't) exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102122
Most people are intimidated by lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102148
I'm not. Boring. Incredibly boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102135
Her mother said she needs an ego boost.
What her mother is expecting is for people to write inspiring things about miss lim
>If miss lim were in charge, she would make the world a better place!
>If miss lim could wish for one thing, it would be for everyone to be happy
>If miss lim were a flavor, she'd be sweet
In actuality
>If miss lim were in charge, she wouldn't be able to speak to any of her subjects!
>If miss lim could wish for one thing, it would be an endless supply of instant ramen!
>If miss lim were a flavor, she'd be bitter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102148
>Most people are intimidated by lilims.
right up to when she starts to stutter and using cringy pickup lines that make no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102160
Talk about a different girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102104
i'll just draw the lim on the test with m written answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102173
fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099429
Whats literally stopping some strong man from claiming that married fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102176
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102192
Intimidating girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102160
If Miss lim were in charge she'd go to prom with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102104
It's best if I just whisper the answers to Miss Lim. She probably doesn't want her hobbies of writing Wheel of Time fanfics, crocheting cat costumes and putting together alternate history dioramas to be written down.

[Anonymous No.]

>45102192
terrible bait.
have a pity (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102209
>

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy Kej childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102104
It's not fair. How am I supposed to do well on the test if you don't even let me study for it? I demand the test to be postponed so that I can take Miss Lim on a date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102233
Too powerful please nerf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102233
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102247
Actually, it's getting a buff in the next patch.

[Anonymous No.]

I see schizo mick is seething hard after getting yet an another reminder that everyone despises him and likes KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102247
lmao, that be easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101699
Oh boy I can't wait to meet my grandaughterniecedaughter!

[Anonymous No.]

midriff armor is too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102276
>not the monster girl thread
>wtf why does nobody care about monster girls
I don't get it?

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody post REAL monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

what would you if you woke up in the chief goddess's room and managed to talk to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102317

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102320
Call her a virgin goddess and collect her tears in a mug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102320
"Wow, you look just like this gargoyle that I know! Are you sisters or something?"

[Anonymous No.]

I hate eros

[Anonymous No.]

I love eros

[Anonymous No.]

I'm undecided on eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102127
Fuck winter, keep the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102320
>wanna play some minecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45099445
To be fair, I’m pretty sure half of us are just terrified of relationships in general, I have no doubt a few anons would still be spooked even if literally everyone around them were getting guaranteed happy endings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102444
>I’m pretty sure half of us are just terrified of relationships in genera
Ha, speak for yourself fag

[Anonymous No.]

I had a bunch of best vampires on my mind today so i doodled them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102320
Tell her she stinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102453
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102448
I’m just taking the giga-introverts into account. The worst cases will probably be bogey’d before they even need to worry about stepping into the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102444
It's more like my trust in the opposite sex has bottomed out and can't drop any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102453
Alter ego Moka is way too scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102494
We don't need your life story, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102508
Damn bitch, my life story is crazy efficient. I fit the whole thing into one sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102204
The dragon from black company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101133
thank you for posting weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45101348
So each one of her extra eyes is an absorbed Anon?
>the v-tards are going to freak that she's a reverse-harem
>and it's probably vore too

[Anonymous No.]

BEHOLD! IT IS I THE MINOR GOD OF ROMANTIC TRAGEDY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102559
Is that because your life is a romantic tragedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102559
>gets his temple burned down by Eros paladins

[Anonymous No.]

mge ruined my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102559
Love security forces have been dispatched to your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102453
I've had vamp brain too recently. Mostly because I've finally decided to join the type-moon bandwagon. Sakura route and Arcueid have made me consider life as a blood bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102559
what business do you have in this most wholesome of places demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102453
>I took 4767 pictures of your bare ass
What can be done about the Beelzebub menace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102567
no mortal I merely stear the flow fate in certain directions...
>>45102575
>>45102579
please stop the property market for divine sanctuaries is terrible these days
>>45102584
have you ever watched the film AI: Artificial Intelligence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102542
>So each one of her extra eyes is an absorbed Anon?
That's the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102602
>have you ever watched the film AI: Artificial Intelligence?
and with that an automaton legion not seen since the days of the ancients descended upon the temple of the false god

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102602
>please stop
Sorry, you inspired one too many mange where the childhood friend loses. You're a high-priority target

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters do not not not not not not not not want to mating press you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102648

tell me again why I'm wasting men chasing after a fairytale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102602
>automaton washed away to the far future
>everyone and everything she ever knew long gone
>the alien god like descendents of her kin are all that remain
>gets to have one last day with her beloved
>before having to watch him fall asleep
>never to awaken again
now that is tragic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102645
>No chest protection
She already lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102856
Don't worry her squadmate will take the hit for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102876
Please tell miss cupid to stop heroically throwing her squadmates onto grenades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102876
no! that will only strengthen the false god!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102856
Her heart is open to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102903
>Cupid holds anon in her arms, covered in his blood
>as darkness starts to cloud his vision he's just able to splutter out how beautiful she looks
>meanwhile the tragedy god is just drinking this whole situation up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102856
>>45102876
>>45102895
>>45102903
>>45102940
Can you fags fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

How do I convince a hag it's too late for me and she shouldn't waste her time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102940
plot deities are always the most annoying to deal with

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102965
Anon, she's in the same boat as you. You're perfect for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102986
the forces of Eros will have to fight hard to preserve the wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103015
agents will need to be dispersed far and wide to ensure the false god's plans are disrupted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45095984
Hobo smokewife would have been infinitely better without the cuckshit. As it is, though, she doesn't have an intrinsic motive to cuck herself like the cuckhorse, she just thinks it'd be neat for you to be the fucker of a thousand demons. Just tell her that you'd rather not the be fucker of 1000 demons, but fuck one demon 1000 times, and it should get her to lay those ambitions to rest.

[Anonymous No.]

false god ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103046
What if she enjoys sharing the love and wants a massive family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103015
>>45103038
>tragic plot about to unfold
>paladins immediately derail it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103050
See>>45102559

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103073
think I prefer the minor god of fatherhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103046
>fuck 1000 demons
>in a setting about relationships
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103073
Oh so that would unironically be my deity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103082
>minor god of fatherhood
what does he bring to the table?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103093
no anon! turn back to the light of Eros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102955
They'll keep this up for about a day, maybe two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103096
sharp wit and dry socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103096
Something about niggers not running away from their child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102453
I recognize the loli vampire from Owaro no Seraph. AKA: homoerotic Shonen vampire anime which would have alot of Alping involved.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rkyYpk6a30
>Walk past a dingy pub blaring this at 1 AM at night
>Sign reads 'Pandaemonium's Angels'
>Bikes out the front range from barely cobbled together to works of antediluvian cyclopean art, to outright non-Euclidian and wiggling eyebrows at you.
Walk past? Walk in? Kick a bike?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103105
hon hon hon, no everything must a be complicated act full of hardship, pain, drama, and tears before ending in a melodramatic bittersweet love declaration (and 24 hours of sexo)

[Anonymous No.]

I'd make a series of MonTube videos where I record myself rudely turning down the offers of various monster religions and making them cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103135
I don't really know what to do at pubs so I'll just head

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103166
Neither. I've only ever just gotten drunk there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45102986
plot deity? nah, the drama queen.
>be cupid, aside from eros your patron is ares
>her gifts make you immensely strong
>constantly have to work alongside cupids who's patron is the drama queen because nobody else wants to
>her gifts are... annoying, at best.
>the only good thing about these cupids is that the enemies are tricked into thinking that they've been bested.
>demon silver swords enchanted with her power produce fake blood on contact out of the leaked mana, this also applies to the wielder of said weapon
>someone who bears her contract is required to overplay a situation and pretend that the fake blood and injuries are real. but they are all REALLY bad at it.
>all of them are chunni to the point that its unbearable painful.
>"oh woe is me, ive been gravely struck. lover, o lover, please come bear witness to my final words!"
>her husband, also covered in fake blood, moves over. note that the cupid is still standing upright and is barely faking the pain
>"my eternal love! where has thou..."
>yeah you're not dealing with this today
>teleport away
>notice that half your uniform is covered in fake blood. look like an absolute psychopath with your muscular build and tired face.
>unfortunately, fake blood is just as hard to wash out as real blood.
>at least you have an excuse to stay away from those cupids for the next few days

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103235
Yeah, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103235
a very cute bird, though that style of arm wing annoys me

[Anonymous No.]

aww sell a meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103245
True, they need to be bigger and featherier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103256
you're pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103281
what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103281
I remember these two troublemakers

[Anonymous No.]

Maledom is natural

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103303
an attraction to human women is also natural.
and well, look at where we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103303
cyanide is also natural

[Anonymous No.]

Anons who respond to obvious maledom bait get flayer correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103214
Best harpy with cute marshmallow babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103333
Let them marry mermaids, they have the same culinary tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103333
So... just out of curiosity...what's the best way to get demon correction? Asking for a friend. Who needs correction. Not for me! I certainly don't want a cute demon to correct me, haha, no way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103360
Intentionally give incorrect law advice on 4mon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103333
me eat a raging mushroom, me win.

[Anonymous No.]

I need extreme hag correction
The kind that even eros has to look away from

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103360
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Demon%27s_Feather_Pen
for those of you who want to fuck around AND find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103383
Mara hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103383
Just find the nearest Hag Book Club and bust through the window dressed up like the supervillain UltraNEET. You'll be corrected so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103420
And they usually have cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you explain that kind of media to your wife ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kycl4gUySeo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103392
>get handed a Demon's Feather Pen
>snap it immediately and toss the bits out
>avoid dealing with Demons
that easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103420
>Hag Book Club
i bet they only read porn with older monsters and young boys, would be awkward if you brought a regular book and shared it with passion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103441
Fuck off crossboarder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103360
Post on 4mon that you'll never surrender to corruption and pleasure, post your handwriting too. Warning it may attract many other monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103428
>wake up three months later
>pelvis is aching
>look around
>half a dozen Hags sprawled across the living room
>entire room is stained with bodily fluids and positively reeks of sex
>the stench is so strong that passing monster girls are rushing straight to their husbands to fuck the horniness away
>reach into the giant bowl of snickerdoodles to recover some strength
>only to have HakuHag sit in your lap, hold your hands back and sensually feed you snickerdoodles

>>45103452
They're actually huge fans of alternate history. Mostly involving replacing certain figures with older monster girls like Aristotle being a Centaur who tempts a young Alexander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103473
>post your handwriting too
So does that mean men with awful handwriting won't get a Demon? That sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103498
no anon, quite the opposite. a lot of demons find shitty chicken scratch hand writing hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103506
e-even if you can't even write cursive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103506
So when do the demons start writing their contracts onto their clothing?
Or their bodies?
...or your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103523
>...or your body.
But you can't read it then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103534
Should've thought of that before marrying a demon tattoo artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100639
Update. Imagescare ready but I want to add a background to it (a forest) and add some text and a few hearts shape there and there. To make it feel like this is happening in the Werecat Tom forest of the RPG. Might end up cheesy as its not the artist doing that part, but still the pure comm images will get posted separately. Anyone here can recommend me a good free program for doing this? Preferably online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103554
This feels legally dubious at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103566
You can have a paper copy if you like, but she'll make you pay for it!
you have to ask her nicely

Also demon writing her contract out in braille for the blind boy she's trying to woo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103566
Don’t worry anon, her lawyer sister says everything is legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103574
>but she'll make you pay for it!
Isn't that extortion?

>>45103580
I'd rather go to a human lawyer, one that isn't related to the one I feel is suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you spot a typo in the demon's contract you win a free demon no strings attached *

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103604
like
an extra demon? or do you mean I get the demon who wrote the contract but without any of the stipulations from said contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103612
You get the demon as your servant because she's a dummy who couldn't do the ONE THING demons are supposed to do.
The contract is null and void at that point, but I guess you COULD still technically sign it and relinquish control back to her - even though there's a typo in the contract.
If you want an extra demon you'll have to raise a complaint with their legal department. Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103627
But what if she's just doing this as part of some harebrained scheme? I mean she's a Demon, she could have planted that typo on purpose so she could get my guard down by becoming my "servant" and undermining me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45094561
I just put my fist and hold firmly her tongue until she gagged and gave up, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103640
Get her to sign another contract so she promises not to undermine you (risky)
Bring it up with legal and try not to get bamboozled by the world's greatest demon lawyers into a harem (incredibly risky)
Kiss her on the forehead and then take her to town in bed (not risky)

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, while some say the trope of the human being all suspicious of the monster girl is overused, it makes a lot of sense.

The whole point of human existence is to struggle and grow, so someone just coming out of nowhere saying they’ll fix all your problems and wring your dick out any time you want sounds sketchy as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112982986
fox(activated)

[Anonymous No.]

My shitbull just escaped into the fairy kingdom bros…it’s over…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103687
Best to just nuke the whole thing, The fairies will be missed... for about 5 seconds before everyone forgets they exist again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103657
I feel like the first two options are actually not risky at all and she's just lazy and the legal department doesn't want to do any real work. Now having sex with some possibly evil demon scheming to destroy my life? That's risky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103693
>>45103687
When she finishes her 5 page long insult you fairy haters are history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103701
Shame I won't read it. Dumb fairies.
>but anon saying that will make the Titanias cry!
I don't care! I hate them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103701
Navy Seal copypasta edit, ezpz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103701
her handwriting is too small

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103701
There once was an anon from Nantucket…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103756
>>>/vt/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine an oomukade who is absolutely terrified of the idea that one day a millipede girl might come and make her irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that if you run up and spank Druella on the ass at her mom's birthday party she legally has to marry you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103816
who would want a smelly, poisonous herbivore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103825
Venomous, not poisonous.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103824
the demon lord cannot refuse a favor on this, the day of her daughter's wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103830
you talking millipedes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103756
>>45103795
>>45103831
why are you just spamming now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103816
>ANON YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
>WHAT IF SHE COMES HERE?!
>EVERYONE WILL SEE HOW MANY LEGS SHE HAS AND ILL BE REPLACED IN AN INSTANT
>*anon gives his wife a paper bag*
>FAMILY DISOWN ME FOR ONLY HAVING 100 LEGS, FRIENDS DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME. AND WHAT IF SHE TAKES YOU AND RUNS AWAY AND I CANT CATCH HER CAUSE I HAVENT GOT AS MANY LEGS AND-
>*anon shuts up his paranoid pede with a kiss*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103816
M*llipedes are disgusting and smelly and not cute like centipedes though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103860
Is the opposite, millipedes are round and cute, centipedes are venomous and mean and gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103846
I thought you were talking about centipedes, but you're right--they're carnivores. M'bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103863
terrible art

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103687
Update, found her. The dumb bitch was lazing in the sun on her back with her tongue hanging out while some fairies were dancing in a circle around her. Wan wives are a handful.

[Anonymous No.]

Gee I don’t know. 100 legs I can handle but a 1000?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103899
>shitbull wife

Make sure she's sterilized so the shitbull menace can be brought one step closer to annihilation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103907
clack

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103907
How about just 6 legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103914
With millipedes it's more like a rattle.

[Anonymous No.]

Millipede wife
>Cute
>Harmless herbivore
>Lots of cute little legs
>Tiny cute antenna
>Hardworking patriotic boog

Centipede wife
>Violet mean nasty
>Full of poison
>Eats bugs
>Smelly not cute good for nothing layabout
>Get a job and take a shower stinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103932
hey she might be violent, mean, nasty and possessive but she's full of venom and got some fat toxicognaths
ms millipede is the stinkbug who lives under a rotting log

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103932
>Scare centipede girl/oomukade
>she bites you
>Scare millipede girl
>releases foul smelling liquid

Wow I’ll just take the soldier boog

[Anonymous No.]

maybe if you milk all the venom out of venomous monsters they won't be so ornery

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104012
How do you milk Manticore venom then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103988
make sure to have plenty of apples

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104023
palpate the tissue near the base of the spine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103932
Millipedes smell significantly worse you aren’t fooling anybody

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, guys. I’m trying to wash my car but the fox lady across the street keeps trying to touch me. I thought she was just being nice by offering some lemonade, but now she’s starting to get a little handsy.

Any of you know how to deal with her? She’s already showing off her cleavage as much as she can without her tits practically spilling out and I’m scared it’s a warning sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104065
Hose her right in the cleavage. The shock of the cold water will make her back off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104023
feel around for a nickel to quarter sized gland at the bottom of each spine and gently press. repeat until done
ignore her mewling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104031
What a keen soldier.
I wonder how she will use her diplomatic skill to negotiate the movement of apples from anons basket to her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104031
>thank you for your service
anon, to every soldier beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104049
>>45104060
Anon she's not letting me go and now she's breathing really, really hard. I think something's gone wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104031
That one is impressed with strawberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104065
I really feel like her nipples should be showing through that fabric. It looks like she doesn't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104116
BEHOLD THE POWER OF VULPINE CHICANERY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104106
They're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104122
bamboozled again

[Anonymous No.]

Ok but imagine TWO soldier boogs fighting over who gets to sex anon first.
I reckon they just keep pushing each other until one ends up on its back and can’t get up. It’s very cute to watch.
Then they sex you.
It is the fate of anyone who offers apples to more than one hungry soldier

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104137
>getting raped by a squad of Soldier Beetles calling you a whore because you gave them all apples
>you just wanted to share since they can't reach that high
their daughters are going to be so embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104157
>can't reach
they do have wings
even if they're a bit clumsy with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104136
>Bwaaaaka!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104122
>find a devoted fox wife to cherish
>she keeps switching between a 2 tailed loli and a thicc 9 tailed hag
>keeps saying "No seriously anon, THIS is my true form, the other one is the illusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104184
>leagueshit
>gookfox
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104166
>they do have wings
It's all fun and games until the Soldier Beetle you made fun of for being bad at climbing starts flying right at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104157
>>45104137
>Anon gets called to deliver appol to soldier beetle
>She is sick and can’t leave nest
>Anon, the Good Samaritan he is, gets a whole basket of appols
>Goes into nest
>”appol?”
>”The human threatens the nest. Attack!”
>”No! He’s got a tribute of appol! Attack!”
>”WE MUST PROTECT THE APOLS!”

and that’s how soldier beetle daughter #100 ended up with 20 moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104192
Why are you so angry?

[Anonymous No.]

I do not care for soldier beetles even though I like real beetles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104122
She can do that with her nipples!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104229
i'll forgive you
i'm more of a khepri guy myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104229
Beware the hercules beetle, she has a mean suplex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104204
>soldier beetle daughter tries to rebel and say she HATES apples
>all that goes out the window the second that boy she likes helps his mom make an apple pie and tries to share some with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104240
Khepris are really great

[Anonymous No.]

anon its time

[Anonymous No.]

5 pictures of wurm that will make you say ‘yep! That’s a wurm!’

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104278
To kej post? Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

how do we feel about evil women, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104278
But I'm not ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104282
"Identifying Wurms" is a very important book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104278
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104278
NOOOOO I WONT TALK TO THE BIG BREASTED SPIDER LADY IN THE LIVING ROOM SHES SCARY AND AN ICKY BUG NOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104278
i'm late for a very important date

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104307
that's your WIFE, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104300
It's harder than you'd think sometimes. Wurms are very tricky.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine blowing a spitball at the biggest minotaur in the cafeteria and then blaming it on the biggest hellhound in the cafeteria.
To beat monsters you must let them fight amongst themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104345
Yep! That’s a wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104370
don't be stupid, that's clearly a wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104363
That's how you get blackmailed by Rachel the Ratatoskr into blasting batter all over her insides. Unfortunately for you, or fortunately, those two girls are dear friends of hers so she's going to tell them anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104363
>>45104384
>implying they wouldn't be able to tell it was you by the smell of your saliva on the spitball
you underestimate how smart monsters are

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104412
in order to do that they would've had too smell your mouth in the first place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104345
She’s trying her best. I’ll give her that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104418
>inviting them to make out with you like that
How brazen! Humans really are easy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104412
>mino takes spitball and puts it in her mouth
>turns her head to you
>smug smile while she says out loud how anon sent her an indirect kiss
>now all your classmates know you and mino are a pair

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104428
Hound jock is going to be livid

[Anonymous No.]

Beware Dark Priests, they can wololo you to their religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104439
A fantasy of mine is getting fallen god/mara/Eros missionaries trying to convert me, and taking drastic measures when they realize how scared and terrified of monsters I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104439
But I’m agnostic…

[Anonymous No.]

Sitting with ALICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104447
unleash the bacchus pyrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104450
We'll see how agonistic you are while a group of dark priests gangrape you on the altar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104439
I researched heresy so it doesn't have the desired effect on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104436
>hellhound won't stand for this
>makes her own spit ball
>except she used a whole page instead of a little bit of paper
>anon gets smacked in the face with a large spitball
>hellhound winks at him and wiggle her eyebrows while sending the mino a smug look

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104460
I'm not a loli guy but I really wish there was more alice stuff.
>the tragedy of loving her and her being unable to love you back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104428
>>45104436
>Jock Hound demands she checks to be sure Mino isn't lying
>Tastes the spitball for a second before stealing Anon's first kiss and grumbling that he was in fact the one to originally spit the spitball

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104307
It's time to get in the web anon, you know it's too cold right now for you to be out of your cocoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104472
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104471
>Anon tumbles out of his chair and hits his head on the ground, knocking him unconscious
>The whole cafeteria goes in to panic mode
>Hellhound tucks her tail between her legs in shame while the Minotaur takes Anon to the nurses office

Hellhound’s got a powerful mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104278
>MKULTRA INPLANTS ACTIVATED
>TARGET IN SIGHT
>DEPLOYING ANTI-MOFU EXPLOSIVES

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104483
I just want to curl up with my mofu spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon keeps a gun loaded with regular shotgun rounds
>not to kill since that's not going to do shit to a monster anyway, but to knock them flat on their ass
>at first he tried using demon silver slugs whenever he got those weird Fallen God missionaries coming to his door to preach about sex being natural or some crap
>all that did was make them think he's playing hard to get and he had to fist fight a Dark Valkyrie until she ran away
>now a regular slug to the chest? that makes em run off for good and doesn't damage them much aside from knock the wind out of em
>still feels bad when he blasted those Sabbath kids and could hear them crying for an hour, but it was necessary
>Anon still has a backlog to complete, he can come out to play afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104319
>>45104483
NOOOOO SHES NOT MY WIFE SHES A BUUUUUG A SCARY BUUUUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104493
that's what he said

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104497
Oh no she’s got them naruto eyes like a weeb, she’s a web weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104466
she keeps saying she'll take me to heaven but it sounds a little suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104503
Anon you're going to make her cry. She even made your favorite dessert for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104472
I prefer lolice but the adult stuff is nice too, more people need to appreciate her
I don't view it as a tragedy inherently since there are ways around it, more like a test of how deep your love goes. Hits me right in the 'protect' instinct, personally.

also, live yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104503
C'mon, Anon, get in the web--your wife is putting on a move and everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104534
If its Charlotes Web again I swear I am going to drink myself into a stupor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104519
>Anon is screaming and crying as he points a can of bug spray at his spider wife
>She stands there silently, holding a cake with his name on it in beautiful lettering
>A single tear rolls down her cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104497
>>45104534
I'm not going near those freaks. They're probably have a spider face hidden in their spider half and they're gonna eat me if I let my guard down

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104519
>Spoodwife sighs
>Every week
>Every fucking week he does this shit
>She's going to have to correct him hard again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104571
give her the moth timeloop powers so she can keep trying to get that magical first encounter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104555
Is this when a Cupid kicks the door down and unloads her entire quiver into Anon until he loves his spider-wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104519
>>45104534
NOOOOO I JUST WANT TO GET GROCERIES BUT SHE KEEPS BEING HERE I DONT WANT THE BUG I HATE BUUUUUUUGS

[Anonymous No.]

Behold
Fat tits goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104601
>"Hey hey, Nii-chan! Wanna give them a touch?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104589
Oh good job anon, now she's sobbing! She's hiding in her room and won't come out anymore! How could you treat your wife like this?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104601
goat milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104610
Nah. She can find someone her own age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104601
where can you buy the broom scythe? i think my kiki would appreciate a weapon to fend off harlots while also sweeping dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104619
Anon please.
Where is she going to find a guy pushing 3k?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104601
Standing paizuri holes are one of life’s greatest pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104622
she has broom katas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104625
I doubt she's actually that old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45103183
Bros why is that artwork filled with free masson symbology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104601
I just want to pick her up like some luggage and hold her under my arm.

[Anonymous No.]

The ghostly spookiness doesn't end until the end of the Day of the Dead on November 1st

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104654
While I don't see it personally, I can tell you with confidence that some nip googled it and thought it looked cool. A tale as old as time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104654
Didn't look at the linked post, I just assumed it was one of the ride-size Baphos.
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna call this cat mom and sees what happens

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104610
Doesn’t your back hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45100639
>>45103559

I will likely post it tomorrow. Too late right now and too few anons to enjoy. In the meantiime, any good free image editor to add background and text any of you anons can recommend? Ideally online that I dont have to download.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104700
Good god, I can practically feel the cringe rolling off of her like waves at the beach hit the shore.

[Anonymous No.]

Have hot sweaty post workout sex with h’orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104721
Online? no clue
Otherwise just use paint.net or GIMP
or you know, just pirate photoshop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104601
gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104601
Hard pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104728
I hate h'orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104728
No, they'll take a bath first

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104728
H'orcs are okay, but I'd rather have hot sweaty post workout sex with a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104838
perfect for drawing out undead

[Anonymous No.]

If you want to hold a cheshire's attention merely hold up a smartphone with subway surfers and family guy funny moments playing while you talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104838
17 minutes, zoomer vamps have no patience and must fiddle with their smartphones in their coffins instead of sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104850
What was her lore again? Wasn't it death if you said she wasn't pretty and dead if you answered she was before she took off her mask, but once she asked again without the mask you said no?

What happens if she takes the mask off and you say yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104919
i guess you take a flight to vegas and get married

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104919
Nevermind, just looked it up.
>Methods that can be used to survive an encounter with Kuchisake-onna include answering her question by describing her appearance as "average", or by distracting her with money or hard candies.
So outside of her making you ahegao, you can also avoid the situation by roasting her, giving her money or handing out candies. I'm not so sure about the last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104919
If you say yes, she cuts your mouth like hers, if you say no she stabs you to death. If you encounter her you're supposed to say that she's average and it will confuse her enough to give you time to get away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104866
the coompire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45104928
>>45104930
You could also say she's just not your type.