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There is exactly 0 chances any Yokai in Gensokyo would ever date you sad sacks. Even when Tinder doesn't exist in Gensokyo, they can still sniff out deadbeat virgins and treat them with the contempt they righteously deserve. Dating in Gensokyo is only for tall confident males with money and status, sorry guys. It's unironically over.

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>>>/bant/

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>>45062378
Seija would though

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>>45062378
Pffft hahaha, that's easily a you problem. As for me, there are plenty of non-human women whom I can successfully court. Granted, they're mostly desperate hags, but still.

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>>45062378
Maybe so, but I'm still holding out the hope that anyone would kill me.

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>>45062378
You think I'd be content with just dating a hag or two?
I'll bring Gensokyo down to its knees, every yokai, fairy, and anything else that looks good and has a hole will be brought down to submission by me.
As the sole male of Gensokyo, I see this as a duty, a mission sent down by heavens. To impregnate every Yokai girl with my children.

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>>45062378
I don't care about youkai, I want to date a fairy.

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