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>you're out in the Human Village enjoying a light evening meal and a beer in the izakaya and reading today's Bunbunmaru newspaper
>keep trying to read the paper but you're drowned out by a loud, slightly drunken voice from the other end of the counter
>you look up from above your newspaper and see Marisa boasting loudly about exterminating some youkai merchants that were causing 'trouble' out by the Misty Lake and 'borrowing' a large purse of coins from them which she gleefully tosses up in the air and catches while flexing the other arm
>Mystia gives a resigned look from behind the counter but fearfully declines to challenge Marisa's behaviour
>a large group of rabbit youkai drinking between you equally look unimpressed as two humans awkwardly flatter her bragging
>tired of no-one stopping Marisa and your until now quiet evening already disrupted enough you decide to do something
>you order a cake from Mystia, asking for extra cream as she looks back with a look of concern
>'Really, t-t-this much? Are you sure you can eat this if it's this runny?' She nervously as she fills another bag of cream
>she serves you as you give an unusually large tip to the now baffled proprietress
>'Hey witch, exterminate this deadly cake youkai, it's trying to attack me with cream!'
>you get up and throw the dangerously overfilled cake, hitting Marisa square in the face covering her in a shower of sponge, jam and cream
>Mystia shrieks in horror, dropping a plate of skewers as the two humans recoil
>the group of rabbit youkai on the other burst out into various states of hysterical laughter, one choking on a cocktail as another falls backwards from her stool covering herself in half-eaten mochi
>you calmly sit back down and take a sip of beer
>'but at least you can now afford the laundry maid's services'
>the rabbits laugh even harder as you go back to reading your paper
>the rabbit on the floor slightly drunk and carried away by the chaos of what's going on grabs Marisa's dress in an attempt to pull herself back up but rips the skirt and falls down again now covered in both mochi and cake
>the other rabbits laugh even harder, catching the attention of some amused bypassers in the street
>Marisa stands there in her now exposed bloomers, covered in a mess of cake and filling, unable to process what just happened as a crowd mocks her and the drunken rabbit youkai
>one of the rabbits buys you a beer as you go back to reading the paper while Mystia struggles to hide a chuckle
>Marisa flies off on her broom, not saying another word

Why is bullying this witch so fun?

>> No.44790636

Who are you quoting?
There is already a thread open for trolling Marisa, so I can only assume this thread was made for spam.

>> No.44790655

the image was picked from here
>>44766797

>> No.44790666

>>44790636
What’s a green text story, newfag

>> No.44790682

>>44790636
Spam would be lower effort, it's just someone who doesn't know how to quote correctly.
Bless your heart OP, just don't try and quote people who never said that.

>> No.44790697

>>44790682
Maybe someone trying to break off Marisa bullying into a separate thread similar to the dating service one?

>> No.44790701

>>44790666
What do you mean with "greentext story"?
I can only see that you made a lot of quotes without even providing source once. Oh no, you DON'T MEAN you use the quote function to change the color of the text? Why? That sounds ridiculous.
Let me tell you, you use the quote function when you want to either quote someone in the thread or outside material. Like this, I'll quote you:
>newfag

>> No.44790716

>>44790682
If someone stays in /jp/ for more than a month they would surely know the proper use of the quote function. This is either deliberate spam or an emotional immigrant from /v/. If it's the latter, please learn how to quote correctly the next time.

>> No.44790717

>>44790697
Going by >>44790666, it's looking more like a newfag trying too hard to appear like an oldfag, but who is also so fucking green he can't even pull it off without looking even newer than he already did.

>> No.44790723
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>>44790717
I think that's just someone else trying to bait.

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>> No.44797887

>>44797867
This is going to be me and Warhammer codexes, isn't it?

>> No.44798060

>>44797867
God, I wish I was a demon in hell when Marisa shows up.

The sheer amount of cruel and ironic punishments I would inflict on her...

>> No.44805972
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44805972

You are legally obliged to bully shorties

>> No.44806025

Weird how these threads popped up before Marisa won. Karma?

>> No.44815119 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.44824372

>>44797867
would this actually hurt? wouldnt you just not be able to feel it after a point

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