/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT BROS OPEN THE NEWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44736354
which news faggot?

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>>44736354
I prayed for this every time, even the Xbox bros bitching about anime swordfighters and begging for Master Chief or DoomGuy would have preferred this

[Anonymous No.]

>Touhoufags are waifufagging elitists
>combine this with their fear of normalfags/ironic weebs
>Reimu is added as a character
>this pushes Touhou towards the limelight
>new fans flood in and discover the decades of shitposting
>start spouting old memes like a bunch of TF2 players
>/jp/ has a heart attack and gets catalog bombed
>/v/ tries to raid /jp/ during the initial reveal and /jp/ mods accidentally ban a bunch of /jp/ posters during the chaos
>/jp/ also enters a new era of paranoia because they think their board will be invaded when nobody gives a fuck about them and their idolshit anymore
>Touhoufags and /jp/ being forced to talk about the games again mindbreaks them
>Touhou threads on /v/ get insta-derailed by Twitter screencaps of random people saying ignorant shit about the games (and Touhoufags are too autistic to ignore them)
>a LOT of porn, including armpit screenshots of Smash Reimu
>people speculating about what musical tracks will be in and how hard Sakurai will suck EoSD dick
>Marisafags and Sanaefags not shutting the fuck up
>three dozen reaction videos of nobody e-celebs looking confused
>at least half of them are making waifu jokes because they have no idea of who Reimu is
>collective outrage and confusion from western characterfags
>Neptunia/Love Live ironic weebs latch onto Touhou
>they start bringing fumos to EVO
>they start banning fumos at EVO
>Gokufags become even more obnoxious because "an anime character is in"
>the bullet hell difficulty attracts souls-like fags and e-celebs
>TOUHOU RAGE COMPILATION MUST WATCH #19
>TOUHOU: THE DARK SOULS OF SHOOTERS, ANIME-STYLE
>GAME THEORY - THE TRUTH BEHIND HAKUREI SHRINE
>clickbait.com - HOW TOUHOU WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME BY INTRODUCING A NON-BINARY CHARACTER (insert Miko here)
>Jap sites can't stop cumming and laughing at the Fatesfags
>2ch is on full shitstorm mode because she was a Sans tier meme choice there
>Pixiv gets nuked so hard by crossover art that it becomes unusable
I want it to happen only to see a big fucking shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44736974
touhou is almost dead at this point, can't defend borders if what you're protecting is an ancient fallen empire unironically thanks to zun being the ultimate waifufag

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>>44737059
explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>44736974
who are you quoting & seeing others suffer will never improve your shitty life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44737114
>others suffer
Anon, ZUN's bank account will multiply by 20x current amount if Smashhu happened

[Anonymous No.]

Bait thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44736974
The entire debacle would finally kill off the old Touhou fandom as it gets overrun with secondaries from normie social media and other fanbases.

If that ever happens, I hope yo/u/ enjoy shipfics and 24/7 fumo spam because that's all you get.

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>>44737114
>who are you quoting
he's quoting a copypasta from /v/

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>>44737502
The old writefag days are dead already.

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>>44736974
>>new fans flood in and discover the decades of shitposting
>>start spouting old memes like a bunch of TF2 players
>>>a LOT of porn
>random people saying ignorant shit about the games
>>TOUHOU: THE DARK SOULS OF SHOOTERS, ANIME-STYLE
That's already been happening for years.
>/jp/ mods (...) ban a bunch of (...) posters
The most unrealistic part.
>>44737114
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44737632
There's still a few sparks left here (Kirisame Magic Shop and the Reimu Abuse: Hana editon) and some stuff on touhouproject.com

But, if an event like a Smash reveal occurs, expect everything to be washed out by shitty OOC head-headcanon writes on AO3 and ffnet.

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>>44737868
*touhou-project.com

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>>44736354
I want this to happen just because more newcomer means that more people to not licking ZUN's balls regarding the games
Like holy shit, TH19 is probably one of the worst game this series ever have

[Anonymous No.]

another /v/ermin thread

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>>44737868
>the Reimu Abuse: Hana editon
I thought that died off? Maybe I just haven't noticed the 'mu threads as of late

[Anonymous No.]

>>44738562
here >>44478667

[Anonymous No.]

>>44738938
sleeping Reimu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44737953
Yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44736512
https://bunbunmaru.shinbun/hakurei-no-miko-signs-deal-for-hakurei-skyscraper-in-shrine-redevelopment-plan

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>>44739943
Well done

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>>44736974
>they start bringing fumos to EVO
>they start banning fumos at EVO
Why...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44739307
god i wish i was cirno.

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>>44739943
Reimu should make a deal with the devil and stop being a poor fag
>get hefty donations
>in exchange, she doms Remi for hours on end in wild lesbian sex sessions
catcha: JP0HG

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>>44740361
Ew, whats the point if shes not gonna have sex with me?

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>>44736974
I love chaos, so this is totally fine by me.

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>>44741254
I am here to KILL chaos.

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>>44737868
the KMS threads got invaded by crossies and devolved into generals
also the main writefag was just sorta okay at best

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>>44737059
People have been saying this shit for like a decade. I remember in like 2013 when people were saying Kancolle was killing Touhou lol.

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>>44742193
As a total newfag I have the least biased view and can definitely say that Touhou is the deadest it's ever been, sure it was smaller a few years back but it was also more (I really have no other fucking word for this, sorry) soulful.

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>>44741733
Kino

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>>44736974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6lt_8_jY8

[Anonymous No.]

>>44740209
The thing's smell ridiculously rancid

[Anonymous No.]

Troonhou fans keep dreaming.

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>>44736354
A splash of cum to
>to seal the deal...