toufortress 2

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they're solving problems

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8 years in the workshop, will NEVER be added

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THAT MEDIC IS A BLOODY S-SENTRY

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>>44646317
medic and eirin invent viagra, colorized circa 1942

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>>44646221
Scout: Would like being in a world full of cute girls, but would hold off on hitting on them because he still likes Miss Pauling, much to everyone's relief. Says he would be a natural at Danmaku because its about dodging, but would eat shit right away.

Solider: Knows way more about youkai and mythology then any of the other mercs. When asked how, he just says he has stuff to do when he's off the clock. Would try to rocket jump and smack someone in the face at some point

Pyro: Doesn't even notice they're in Gensokyo at all. Takes everything in stride, loves to watch the pretty light shows. Even in Gensokyo is really creepy.

Demoman: At home with all the drinking in Gensokyo, quickly learns to get used to sake. Figures out how to rig up a danmaku grenade with a bit of teaching from the magicians. The magic Eyelander comes in useful is he has to fight.

Heavy: Admires the firepower on display everywhere. He would really mesh well if the oni with his love of fighting and straightforward nature if not for him being a weak drinker.

Engineer: At first he's annoyed that doesn't have access to the machinery he needs to make components for his buildings, but finds the kappa. They strike up a mutually beneficial deal and work together when needed.

Medic: Full of wonder at so many things at experiment on. Makes a beeline towards Eirin when he learns about her and almost never leaves Eientei afterwards. Eirin doesn't really mind talking to someone of great medical skill for once, but even she can't help but find him disturbing when he starts suggesting experiments.

Sniper: Loves being surrounded by wilderness. He only stops trying to hike everywhere when he's repeatedly told it would be a bad idea. Doesn't mind that everyone flies as that makes them easy targets.

Spy: Bitches the entire time. Complains there's no good food, or tailors, and that he's out in the uncultured sticks. Would try to start a feud with Mamizou after she shows off her disguising skills to prove he's better then her.

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> boot up game to play 'new' maps
> 3 automated aimbot script bots in one game
> it's not even players cheating it's a literal program that works by itself
why do people do this

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>>44646462
fortuneteller if he wasn't braindead and a jobber

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>>44646269
The game has a million of witch hats already, why they did not add this one? Maybe because copy rights?
Now that i think of it, how do copy rights works with steam workshop?

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The overlap between these two fanbases still amazes me.

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>>44646462
Since by touhou rules everything paranormal is a cute girl, imagone if demo gets on gensokyo and the eyelander and his haunted eye become one too.

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>>44646567
> about 12 years ago

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>>44646567
TF2 is 2hu for men, anon.

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>>44646567
Every time I meet someone with a toehoe pic I make sure to stomp them in particular so they will notice my toehoe avatar and loadout. I wish death to the Marisa Exploit guy and his friends though

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>>44646673
Good thing i am simply too good to be stomped by anyone.

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>>44646615
And what, 2hu is TF2 for girls?

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>>44646706
no, also 2hu is tf2 for men

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somebody fixed the 2hu mod from 2009 last year, looks like shit from ass though
https://gamebanana.com/mods/391947

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>>44646719
I can just imagine the TF2 Mercs become weebs and coomers after they get into Gensokyo

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>>44646736
How hard is it porting models to source engine? There are tens of good 2hu models out there for MMD or whatever (ex https://3d.nicovideo.jp/users/24935085/ ) and yet we are still stuck with early 2000s models

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>>44646706
2hu is for men, but tf2 is for Men.

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>>44646540
He's currently married to Mima.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10699178/1/The-Nine-RED-Men-Incident

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>>44646922
>>44646933
The number are all indentical aside the dubs at end!

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>>44646942
go read it, it's great

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>>44646462
Sniper learning magic just to hike around Gensokyo and becoming a youkai assassin, potentially taking Reimu's job away.

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>>44646587
Who are you quoting?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIx7aCe0eQ

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>>44650663
STOP STALKING ME HOMBRE

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>>44646587
Real talk I have such mixed feelings about TF2 being so... competitive in appeal with current casual shooters besides fortnite despite it's obvious technical age and design/development going against it.

Like it's not all bots - I can load up a game in casual or some community servers if I want - what's really gone is some more niche mod and trading stuff.
Shouldn't something have made TF2 more forgettable?

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>>44646462
Soldier hates the Japanese. He won't get along well with anyone except a few.

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>>44646582
monoculus is just evil eye, even shoots fireballs
>>44651386
since his entire knowledge about japan would be from US propaganda cartoons its unlikely he'd ever notice

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I love Crossover threads

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>>44656766
That's it I am going to join a 2fort for an hour or two

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Librarian's a good job mate. Easy work, all indoors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Cos at the end of the day, as long as there's two blokes left on the planet, someone is gonna want something read.

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Get in infinite image slots..
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https://youtu.be/7hcrFlUX5t4?si=BD60IQ5VyUgun_3_

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>>44646933
>>44646972
I'm not going to get the time I wasted reading this back. All for a convoluted plan for Yukari to get back at the moonies.

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>>44650751
the graphics still hold up too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPUwLiGqMNw

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My idea of 2hu Fortress is more of using the same color theme to make a team than similiar traits between TF2 and Touhou, and I pick blue because it's easier since there's a lot of blue 2hus and Nitori and Sakuya are too fitting as Engi and Spy to miss out.
I could even pick 2hus that strictly has mostly blue color scheme and shades of white/black.

Soldier : Seiran (because she's dumb, paranoid, and basically lunarian's foot soldier. She can use moon rabbit's helmet too)
Scout: Cirno (stupid and childish, and I guess she's rather fast in games)
Heavy: Letty (big and something about winter/russia)
Demoman: Kogasa (one-eyed and spooky)
Engineer: Nitori
Pyro: Futo (pyromaniac)
Sniper: Megumu (telescope and more preserved member)
Medic: Seiga (evil "doctor" that mess around with bodies)
Spy: Sakuya (knives, watch and elegance)

I see no other alternatives, and I won't have to change their color like with Aya or Eirin.
It's perfect.

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Touhou is a boring game while tf2 is fun

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>>44681839
I am sorry you are bad at video games anon. I bet you bitch about snper and the scorch shot too.

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Which 2hu plays as the Medic in Team Fortress 2?

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>>44682990
Eirin

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>>44681895
Why does pyro need 4 flare guns? I'd get rid of the detonator and the man melter

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>>44682990
I dunno, Marisa?

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>>44685227
Why does heavy need 4 lunchboxes? Why does demoman need 5 swords?

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>>44646933
Based. Was thinking of this exact fic when I saw this thread

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>>44685227
det jumping is fun and the manmelter has a niche with the dragon's fury, specifically against scorch pyros
the fury can't rapidly extinguish your whole team
getting free crit flares to engage with is a nice bonus

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Gentlemen, louts, cads, sneaks, bullies, and other assorted unsavoury types, it is time to post your objectors

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>>44685227
way to tell us youre shit at the game

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holy shit heavy is SO old now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX7jb7QAJ8g

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>>44695768
Quick someone tie him to a chair and make him talk for hours so I can feed him to my AI

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i am playin with ran and yukari

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>>44699876
1 kill, 7 deaths.
They're trashing you, aren't they?

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>>44699876
What hat is that?

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>>44701393
Looks like orange-painted Brutal Bouffant hair and Brimstone horns. Don't know what the glasses are.

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>>44699876
Rayder is also there too.

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>>44700757
Not them in particular. I tried neutering their engie nest multiple times but failed miserably. Funny thing: Yukari's account was italian and Ran's account was venezuelan. I don't know how they ended up playing together

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>>44701423
Here in slightly better view. I also have a Youmu loadout for Soldier but I can use it properly only when Halloween mode is up otherwise her ghost will stay hidden

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>>44691500
this is the most successful cosplay of any character that is not ZUN

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bump

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Goggles ruin it a little.

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>>44716637
Demoman needs more haircuts

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>>44716637
there is this one i found online

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>>44646221
The overlap between these two fanbases still amazes me.

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>>44723762
I don't know why but TF2 is the meeting place of every niché fanbase you can think of.
It's kind of beautiful.

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>>44723762
>>44646567
Are you the same anon? Deja vu.

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>>44729951
It's a bot

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>>44729951
After a whole week his wonderment still hasn't subsided
But that we could all be that pure and joyous

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>>44708846
why the piss

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>>44735600
How can you say you truly love your wife if you wouldn't even drink her pee?

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I miss the Touhou Hale servers, they were a nice place.

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>>44737662
I played yesterday on one with 5 people, it is located in Russia, so there may be a high ping

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>>44737662
Damn can't believe I forgot about those. One boss that stands out in my memory is Mokou. Maye I'm just misremembering this shit but I swear there was also a Sakuya boss whose rage/super slowed time down for everyone but her.
Playing on those servers super early in the morning with just a few people was fantastic.

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>>44646719
I just had a realization does that mean rinnosuke is the miss Pauling of touhou?

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>>44739237
The only one that I could find that has a shit ton of bosses is located in Korea, that 1hr fastdl load was fun

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>>44737662
I remember a multimod server here in South America with the Touhou Hale plugin and deathrun maps around a year ago. The vsh was unbalanced but pretty fun when the server was full

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>>44745289
Is Youki the Administrator?

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>>44739237
>>44737662
how have i never seen or heard of these before

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Did you use a Touhou spray? This was one of mine, also used the Remi finger spin one

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>>44760657
HAAAEEEE AT THEM, LADS

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>>44760883
I have many sprays, but not many 2hu ones

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>>44760883
I use touhou sprays, but I have a few hentai sprays I like to pop down in 2fort sewers for spy gaming. It works almost everytime. But if someone else is spraying hentai I'll spray over it with Eiki, also as spy.

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>>44763188
I once had a tsurupettan spray downloaded from gamebanana but it has ever since been removed and I am sad I can't spray it anymore

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>>44760883
Yes, exclusively touhou since forever. I still make new ones

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I've been playing TF2 a lot again lately. Haven't really played since 2010 or so. The Scorch Shot is pretty good.

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>>44769316
Between the scorch shit and thermal thruster, there's no other secondary worth taking. First gives pyro an S tier long range, AOE fire on impact and minicrits on lit enemies. Second gives the pyro maneuverability and lets him jump behind the enemy and pairs well with the backburner.

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>>44769532
Thermal Thruster is a gimmick kek. Detonator is infinitely better.

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Does anyone of you play on a specific community server? Please don't say kogasa

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>>44769532
I had basically just used the regular flare gun before this. Admittedly, the Shot does feel pretty much like a straight upgrade.

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>>44773058
stock is still good for puff and sting but scorch has a bug where it hits twice

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>>44775681
the one developer they have still working on the game will surely fix this soon

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>>44769316
how did you handle the shock of all your favorite items being nerfed because of the competitive update and tryhards being like 'this isnt fair nerf it valve'

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>>44781979
I'd easily trade the Backburner's airblast for the old health bonus it used to have (I am a bad Pyro).

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>>44770761
Fragmaster

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>>44781979
The Ambassador.

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>>44646269
Imagine putting tf2 accessories into touhou, that's what this is like. The game has been pounded into the ground with silly cosmetics enough.

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>>44791367
they nerfed it so you cant snipe people across the map anymore