/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Who wants to join my counter-terrorism maritime mercenary group?

>Government payouts
>Hijack multimillion dollar ships
>Protect the innocent from high-sea terrorism
>Rape any female eco-terrorist we come across

Even if we pull off one successful mission against sea shepherd, we'll live like kings.

[Anonymous No.]

>go on boat
>fall
>drown

no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

do you have internet?

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me more...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4449864
why hello there Battler

[Anonymous No.]

>go on boat
>become seasick
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4449864
Battler, is that you?

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

I'd prefer to stick to armchair piracy, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4449890
you just can't swim nigger

[Anonymous No.]

Otakus stay at home and shit on floors. And surely don't collude with dodgy Japanese on a murder rampage.

[Anonymous No.]

I am against whaling, fuck you Japan loving faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

If they ever run into real pirates I will laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't Blackwater already expanding their venues to sea escort? I thought they were trying to get a deal with ship passing near Somalia and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4450754
sup brainwashed Greenpeace pawn

[ponpo?ponpo. No.]

I might as well join.

Only because it will make me think I'm part of FF7's Avalanche.

Eco-terrorism, ahoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451364
I think you're misunderstanding something.
We're talking about killing the Sea Shepherd eco-terrorists, not becoming them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4449859
please address this man's question first
but, go on..

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4449923
How rude! Unlike many genuine historical pirates, I know how to swim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4449854
got a ship?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

do i get to wield a spear or a harpoon?

[ponpo?ponpo. No.]

>>4451393
Oh, how right.

Welp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451393
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate you losers HURRR THE ENVIRONMENT IS FOR FAGS IMMA COOL WEEABOO PROWHALING LOL

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>4451437
you could be like sephiroth and fight both at the same time as you try to fuck the planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451441
You can use aquaikido

[Anonymous No.]

>>4449854
I am listening... continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451448
get out ss devs

[Anonymous No.]

>Rape any female eco-terrorist we come across

sounds GOOD

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>4451451
im fucking sick of aikido, there is literally noone who can beat me
i want to play normal mode for once

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451464
I bet you can't defeat whales with aikido

[Liquid !!H7616k28jor No.]

>Leave basement
>Do stuff

No thanks.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>4451483
i have to use aikido to fuck your mother which is pretty much the same

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4451483
Are you kidding? With how much mass a whale has redirecting its force would be super effective.
He'd probably put the whale out cold in a single move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451493
yeah you wanna go suigin insulting my family ill take you

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

oh god when did i become currybutt
i'm sorry
i will commit seppoku now...

[Anonymous No.]

i guess i win then
shameful that a proud warrior life like suigin's ended this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>4451448

[Anonymous No.]

Sea Shepherd have boats and helicopters and shit. Where will we get the money?

Also, fuck Sea Shepherd. I don't give a shit if the Japanese whale in the Australian Antarctic territorial waters.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

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|` ／ Hello, I am Suigin the third. I will carry out the legacy of Suigin.

[Anonymous No.]

This shit has never belonged on /jp/. Now it doesn't for sure.