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>> No.4421995

>>4421990
No, not really.

>> No.4421993
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>> No.4422002

That's probably some shitty American flea market katana.
Real katanas wouldn't bend that easily.

>> No.4422006

>>4422002
Prove it faggot

>> No.4422007

Shouldn't be a surprise, those swords were never designed for direct blade-on-blade contact. They were way too soft. Probably why Japanese swordsmanship evolved in such a way as to avoid it. The martial arts themselves are pretty much in-bred norms derived from shitty technology.

>> No.4422024

>>4422002
Both swords were made by the same smith.

>> No.4422030

Weapons are for faggots, Aikido is the one true path.

>> No.4422031

>My sword was folded over 100 times. It's ancient Japanese technique.

How was Kill Bill by the way?

>> No.4422037

>>4422030
You realize Aikido is not a fighting art right?

Put it up against Muay Thai, krav maga, Sambo, or any number of martial arts and it will end painfully.

>> No.4422039

>>4422037
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.4422051

>>4422039
That was quite possibly the dumbest story I have ever read. You watch too much anime.

>> No.4422059

>>4422039
Yo, Noboru Takeda here.
You were weaksauce.

>> No.4422065

>>4422039
Really?

That's your argument?

>> No.4422066

>>4422051
>>4422059
>>4422065
Yes, I too will post an outraged response to the most obvious example of copypasta in the world.

You are all idiots.

>> No.4422068

>>4422059
you wanna go takede i'll beat your ass

>> No.4422072

Shit, is that katana made out of tinfoil or something?

>> No.4422076

>>4422072
Even if the other sword was made out of tin foil, it could probably break the katana,

>> No.4422078 [DELETED] 

>>4422066
It's OP trying to reach "hundred replies".

(this post will delete itself in 5 minutes)

>> No.4422082

>>4421990
Just wanted to tell that is a famous german show, infamous for it's lies and fakes. The sword they used was a replica and not even handled by a real swordsman.

>> No.4422087

>>4421993
Note how the longsword doesn't actually cut through the other sword, it just smashes it into two pieces.

>> No.4422090

>>4422066
>outraged response

>>4422059
>Yo, Noboru Takeda here.
You were weaksauce.

I didn't know being Noboru Takeda makes my responses full of rage.

>> No.4422091

>>4422066
>Outraged

Giggle.

>> No.4422099

I'm an Aikido master
I have single handedly destroyed karateka, boxers, muay thai practicioners, kendoka, jujitsu practicioners and judoka

>> No.4422108

>>4422082
Um.... no?

Both swords were made by the same smith using the same material. It's merely a question of the geometry and construction of the sword.

>> No.4422116

>>4422087
>implying anything except for high-pressure water and diamond-edged saws can cut through steel

>> No.4422121

>>4422087
>Physics.

You don't really want me to explain this do you?

>> No.4422133

>>4422099
ha ha.

>> No.4422149

>>4422087
Folding does tend to make swords much more brittle. The fact western swords aren't folded is most likely why anime shows tend to depict them as being made out of plastic.

>> No.4422156

>>4422149
The only reason Japanese swords were folded so much is to produce something viable out of low-quality steel.

>> No.4422159

>>4421990
>>4421993

This actually makes tons of sense. For one, as only a matter of physics, the German Longsword is heavier than the katana.

More weight = more force potential (because momentum) = more bang = 1 broken sword

On the other hand, the katana, no matter how shard its edge may be, is lighter, and most importantly, more flexible.

European swords are made to be harder, and therefore, stronger upon blade-blade impact. Katanas are made to be lightweight, flexible, and durable enough to keep itself together even after a major impact.

>> No.4422161

If a real master like :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrAB8WMsx0
was holding the katana then the guy in the clip would have been cut in half befor he could swing the sword.

>> No.4422169

>>4422161
Sometimes a nigga likes swords, can't blame him.

>> No.4422194

Except that smith is famous in Japan, and they buy his katanas rather than their own pieces of shit.
Yeah, nippon is not as good place as in animus here.

>> No.4422269

>>4422037
Aikido, its a defensive fighting style, should come better with swords like katanas

>> No.4422300

>>4422159

Flexible?
Not at all.
They cannot withstand impact and they dent like crazy. You have to take very good care of them and warriors were trained to avoid striking their opponents' blades with their own, instead twisting the hilt so they could parry with the rigid back of the blade.
They're also not any lighter than a well-made longsword, and certainly not a rapier. They're very good at slicing along eight points at very close distance, and that's about it.

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