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When you guys have girls over, do you usually hide your figures? Or are they cool with it?

I need to figure this out before tomorrow.

>> No.4418362

>I need to figure this out before tomorrow
>figure this out
>figure

>> No.4418359

Hide them if you're after a one night stand, leave them out if you're looking for something lasting.

>> No.4418366

>>4418346
Don't have any worth hiding - she did whoever wonder who beatrice was over the mantlepiece

>> No.4418373

>have girls over

>> No.4418386

I don't have girls over. I don't have figures either.

>> No.4418414

>>4418366
Hey who's that lady? Is she your aunt or--"
"BEEEEAAAATORICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHOW ME THE SMILE OF YOURS ONE MORE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME"
"Um okay i think i will just--"
"OH DESIRE"

>> No.4418419

I leave them out. Everything. Usually, most guests don't mind, and more often than not compliment on how nice they are.

Also, >>4418366
I want one too!

>> No.4418422

wwwwwww

>> No.4418429

>>4418346
No, my family knows of my obsession, and no female has ever entered my room that was not blood related.

>> No.4418433

Why would I have girls over? And if I did, I would probably have to worry more about how messy my room is rather than a couple figures.

>> No.4418442

>>4418419
>more often than not compliment on how nice they are.
You realize that this is not a good sort of compliment right? I would say leave them out, who cares. I left mine out when I had my fiance over for the first time, and she didn't even really like anime at the time. Needless to say, shit worked out.

>> No.4418462

A couple friends of mine showed up unannounced one day and they brought their girlfriends with them. They didn't say anything about my figures really, one of them commented on one of my posters. I didn't even give a fuck.

>> No.4418464
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>>4418442

>Needless

>> No.4418471

>have girls over
Haha, oh Anon, you card.

>> No.4418477

>>4418419
make one then!

Isn't hard when you put your mind to it - go trawl your local charityshops/ebay for frames!

>> No.4418834

>>4418477
But do you have an actual legit portrait copy, or just the shoddy printer fare? I would totally pay a copy artist to paint one, or something.

>> No.4418881

>>4418834
sorry I'm not about to go out and spend 100's of dollers for it

>> No.4418912

>>4418881
1000s even

>> No.4418947
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4418947

>girls

>> No.4418959

Too many replies, not enough sage.

>> No.4418978

>implying I bring girls into my room
>implying I have people over at my house
>implying I normally encounter other human beings in my day to day life

>> No.4418985

>>4418959
>not enough sage
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.4418996

>>4418978
>Implying that's not obvious and OP is just a troll or a stupid normalfag.

>> No.4419004

Just don't act like your figures are a big deal and nobody will really give a shit. I've got a shelf full of Revoltech/Figmas/Gunpla and the worst response I've ever gotten is someone wanting to play with them.

Unless you have like, a wall coated in them, but then good luck hiding it anyways.

>> No.4419005

>>4418985
Are you new here or what?

>> No.4419006

Naw my moms cool with it.

>> No.4419011

>>4418985
Lurk more.

>> No.4419009

>>4419005
No, he thinks that if he posts that pasta enough times people will start believing it.

>> No.4419024

sage for normalfaggatry

>> No.4419040

When you guys have girls over, do you usually hide your onahole? Or are they cool with it?

I need to figure this out before tomorrow.

>> No.4419052

>>4419024
Awesome post.

>> No.4419053

I had one girl over for a project back in high school, but I don't think I had figs back then except for Gundam models.

>> No.4419059

>>4419040

I typically hide it in my anus.

>> No.4419100

>>4419040
I don't know, do girls hide their dildos when guys come over?

>> No.4419170

>>4419100
I know a girl who has a 12" black rubber penis on her mantelpiece....

>> No.4419192

>have girls over
>/jp/

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4419209

>When you guys have girls over
>/jp/

>30 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.4419208

/jp/ displays its ronriness once again.

>> No.4419219

Be honest, faggot.

At the very least, hide a number of them that shows your interest, but not obsession.

>> No.4419241

Not everyone is a loser shut-in. Some of us are capable of liking Touhou, VNs, j-pop, etc. and still maintaining normal lives.

>> No.4419253

I'll never understand why /jp/ collects figs.

Didn't you have any sort of father figure in your upbringing to explain to you how gay it is?

My dad and brothers would've kicked my ass if I ever bought something like that.

>> No.4419257

>Implying I let females enter my house.

>> No.4419260
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4419260

>/jp/
>have girls over

>> No.4419261

>>4419253

hick spotted

>> No.4419270
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>>4419241
You're also the ones who needs to get the hell out of /jp/.

Quit shitting up our board. Didn't you see the NEETs only sign?

>> No.4419275

>>4419260
>>4419257

/jp/ isn't /a/. No one here is obsessed with 2d 'waifus'. We're a bit more realistic.

>> No.4419287

>>4419275
Are you kidding me? /a/ is full of normalfags nowadays. They welcome 3D.

>No one here is obsessed with 2d 'waifus'.
I think you might be a bit new here.

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>>4419275

Seriously. Who in their right mind would commit so quickly? You have to it easy.

>> No.4419296

>>4419275
How long have you been in /jp/ ?

The whole /a/ culture of waifu is more of a meme rather than anything with meaning, and the guys over there seem to prefer a harem.

>> No.4419291

>>4419253
Enjoy being daddy's and onii-chan's little faggot.

>> No.4419313

>>4419287
>They welcome 3D

I don't know which /a/ you're talking about. But it's not the one on 4chan.

>> No.4419316

>>4419296
only since it was created. Since its inception, /jp/ was a place for people who didn't suffer from 2D-complex. Thats why H!P threads get posted in /jp/ , not /a/. Are you new here?

>> No.4419333
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>>4419316
Except /jp/ was created to remove the Touhou figurine crap from /a/.

And you call that more realistic??

>> No.4419334

>>4419316
Nobody cares about idolfags.
Stop being retarded.

>> No.4419335
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>>4419316
H!P = Hewlett Packard ?

>> No.4419401

>>4419334
unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful

>> No.4419434

I had a girl come over and she started to play with my Dakimakura, doing silly dances with it. I was quite embarassed actually.

>> No.4419452

>>4419241
That's not something to be proud of.

>>4419434
Did she wonder why you had one?

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4419514

Hide your plastic brides. 3D gets jealous very easily!

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>>4419452
>Did she wonder why you had one?

I think she can figure out for herself why someone would have a dakimakura. In case you're braindead: feels good. If you're wondering if she though the guy is a creep who's going to kill her, pull off her fingernails and put her eyeballs in the freezer after raping her then yeah most likely.

>> No.4419529

>>4419452
No actually, she was a long time friend and already came to expect these things. She did ask it's name though and I told her it was "Mai Waifu".

>> No.4419588

>>4419529
Who's on it?

>> No.4419592

>>4419521
Also, I don't fap to it. You know how much those things cost? I wouldn't risk damaging the material.

>> No.4419603

>>4419588
Rika-chama :3

>> No.4419609

>>4419588
Eruru from Utawarerumono

>> No.4419630

>have girls over
are you sure you clicked on the right board?

>> No.4419654

>>4419630
Doesn't your mother come visit you?

>> No.4419666

I have a lucky star poster in my room. Also a haruhi and yuki figure.
I have invited multiple girls over for sex. Why would you invite a girl into your most private of places without being at the level of intercourse or indifference is beyond me.

>> No.4419680

>>4419592
Oh yes ... I certainly do.

http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10105713
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10107709

>> No.4419701

>>4419603
>>4419609
Which is it?

>> No.4419736

>Not everyone is a loser shut-in. Some of us are capable of liking Touhou, VNs, j-pop, etc. and still maintaining normal lives.
>I have invited multiple girls over for sex.

What the fuck, /jp/.

>> No.4419738

Wow, lots of /a/ friends in here.

So what brings you guys to /jp/?

>> No.4419741

>>4419654
No she lives halfway across the country.

>> No.4419751

>>4419738
sup ZUN

>> No.4419784

>>4419736
Fucking women is nice.

Get over it.

>> No.4419809

>>4419784
Not 3D ones.

>> No.4419804

>>4419736
I play VNs all the time, mahjong, touhous and my music preferences consists almost entirely of loli j-pop and vocaliod songs. I still know how get girls naked.
But the only true love is that of 2d

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>>4419738
I been on /a/ and /jp/ for years

>> No.4419827

>>4419809
3D is soft and it smells good.

>> No.4419847

>>4419751
Sup TAIKO.

>>4419736
Those /a/ bros need to lurk before posting! Having sex (haha) is fine, but just don't talk about it on /jp/. The only erotic fiction we care about in here comes from visual books/eroge.

We couldn't care less about your made up IRL stories.

>> No.4419854

>>4419847
ITT Denial.

>> No.4419871

The only girl I ever have in my room is my little sister. I was too lazy to move them last time she asked to come in.

I heard a knock on the door.
"Can I come in?"
"No"

I half expected her to start yelling at me enough to get me to get up, put away my figs and open the door, but I guess not. Maybe she's growing too old to be hanging around me. I felt bad when I did it and I still feel bad. I'll always let her in when she asks from now on.

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>>4419871
your imouto just wants to be with her onii-chan. She probably cries herself to sleep because you didn't want to see her. I bet her whole day revolved around you anon, why would you do that to your sister who loves you? why?

>> No.4419916

hide figures, unless they are model robots or anything not moe.

depends on the girl I guess

>> No.4419926

>>4419854
Well yeah. I take every personal tale posted on an image board with a large grain of salt. Unless it is backed up by solid proof of course.

By the way, so far I have around a million dollars in savings and I have traveled to 10+ different countries in my lifetime. Also, I live on the Moon.

>> No.4419933

My old room in my mother's house is full of random Japanese crap I couldn't stock in my little apartment.
Nobody seems to care.

When there's kids, girls find the figures "cute", and boys call my model kits "awesome".
Funny.

>> No.4419943

>>4419926
Say hi to Krauss for me.

>> No.4419947

My sister came over when I was building gunpla. She wanted to try it out

>> No.4419955

What kind of girls? My sister didn't even let all the garbage in my room stop her from hijacking my bed and doing her homework on it.

No other girl has ever entered my room.

>> No.4420310

>>4419955
You don't need another girl if you have your sister.

>> No.4420336

Girls and family members seem to love all my shit. I don't have anything retarded like a kawaii uguu girl dressed in a towel.

>> No.4421631

>>4418429
Same for me.
Also OP, I'd figure it'd be better to not hide them if you want her to be your girlfriend and not just have sex with her once.
Or okay, you should probably hide everything very ''extreme'' if you happen to own something like that.
No I dont have any experience about it but in my opinion it is rather obvious.

>> No.4421667

I never hide them, OP. I use them as a gauge, to separate the "i'll try anything once... teehee" girls from the "i'm not into that" girls.

>> No.4422458

Invite your sister into your room while you have incest doujins up on the screen.

>> No.4422506

>>4418346
First of all
>/jp/
>girls
>laugh.jpg
In any case though, if someone should visit me for some weird reason (why would someone visit me?;_;) I would hide my more revealing and ecchi figurines, I don't care if they see my collection of clothed figurines in somewhat normal poses.

>> No.4422545

>>4419871
Something about this anecdote makes me go all emotional. You should definitely apologize to her and put a smile on her face.

>> No.4422613

>>Implying that the NEETs in /jp/ today arent only 5% of its population.

>> No.4422643

>>4422613
I'm a NEET, I've been here since the first day, I'm pretty sure I'm more than 5% of its population.

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4422651

I want to live like normal people,
I want to do whatever normal people do,
I want to sleep with normal people,
I want to sleep with normal people,
like you.

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