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4415876 No.4415876 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't we put a bullet in this crazy son of a whore's head yet?

>> No.4415889

The guy is a wacko to begin with, but I agree, not for the act of nationalism, but to wipe out another fucktarded corrupt leader.

>> No.4415938

Must see video for all Korean haters:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/02/08/vbs.north.korea/index.html

>> No.4415944

N Korea is Japan's ultimate troll
even S Korea reacts with a calmer attitude towards them

>> No.4415953

Because we can't just go around deciding to kill national rulers, especially when they're confirmed to be in command of a nuclear arsenal and are, as you put it, crazy sons of whores who would actually use them if cornered.

>> No.4415966

>>4415953

We don't need to claim responsibility. Removing this guy could only have a moderating effect, after the initial OMG GREAT LEADER HAS DIED ;_; shitstorm.

>> No.4415970

>especially when they're confirmed to be in command of a nuclear arsenal
>confirmed
>nuclear arsenal

Hahaha.

>> No.4415994

>>4415872
Stop spamming AɳoɳTalk.com with your stupid shit.

>> No.4416014

South Korea's capital and most populated city, Seoul, is only 15 miles from the North/south Korean border.

There are hundreds of artillery pieces along the northern half of the border, all armed and pointed at Seoul.

At any time, the north can just snap their fingers, level the entire city, and kill a few million.

That's why no one has fucked with him.

>> No.4416035

>>4415966

It doesn't matter whether we're responsible or not, he's enough of a wacko to wipe South Korea and Japan off the map if an attempt's made on his life, whether it's us doing it or not.

He's almost dead anyway, and he's harmless if we don't try to antagonize him at every turn, like some people seem to want to.

>> No.4416053

>>4416014
also this

>> No.4416058

How the hell does /jp/ still get this shit when /int/ is only a board away?

>> No.4416078

>>4416035

South Korea? Probably. He has plenty of cold war era munitions pointed at the joint. Japan? Not a fucking chance. Not even the JSSF is that incompetent. Their only nuclear "test" sputtered and died in the Sea of Japan without so much as a poof.

>> No.4416087
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4416087

You don't go shoot a guy that makes 20% of 4chan's posts. He is an internet expert afterall.

>> No.4416089

Because decapitating the North Korean line of succession would destabilize the zone and turn East Asia into a fucking battlefield, you stupid shit. I don't expect all of you to know much about realpolitik or world relations beyond of the simplistic black-and-white outlook you seem to hold, but Kim Jong-Il regime is helping the stability of the zone more than hurting it. North Korea isn't going to attempt anything crazy or potentially detrimental for its safeguard anytime soon. The populace might be ignorant of the outside world, but their dear leader is as cunning and as up-to-date as it gets. He knows that the key to remain in charge is threatening to act crazy and not actually act crazy, this is the only way to command respect from its neighbors.
As such, the best course of action is probably to let the regime run its course. Ol' Kim already has a foot in the grave and his designated successor son is a worldly person (he studied in Switzerland) from what I hear. When it'll be his time to take power, he'll probably go "Fuck this shit, this place suck" and dissolve the regime in favor of Korean reunification.

>> No.4416099

So ronery ;_;

>> No.4416104

>>4416089

Disregard that, I am a coward who fears the cleansing light of justice.

>> No.4416118

>>4416014
>South Korea's capital and most populated city, Seoul, is only 15 miles from the North/south Korean border.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>> No.4416125

Has anyone seen Bananas?
One of Woody Allen's early movies, from his slapstick days, where he goes to some south american country and stages a revolution.
After winning, their leader makes this speech:
"l am your new president. From this day on, in addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear
every half hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 18 years old are now 18 years old."

When I look at Kim Jong Ill, it doesn't seem as funny anymore.

>> No.4416153

>>4416118
Korea wasn't always divided in two.

>> No.4416160

>>4416089
How on earth is North Korea stabilizing anything? This isn't the cold war, there's no "balance of power" to maintain, just a psycho holding half a country in the stone age for sheer egotism.

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>>4416104

Who the fuck told Amelia about 4chan.

>> No.4416331

>>4416160
There is ALWAYS a balance of power.
If we're going to manually dethrone Kim Jong, we might as well occupy the country as well so it ends up where we want it, instead of just offing the leader, letting it fall into chaos as all its neighbors fight over it and potentially into the hands of someone even worse than him.

>> No.4416390

>>4416331

>>even worse than a xenophobic, despotic dictator with nuclear ambitions

Some small time warlords look rather appealing by comparison.

>> No.4416486

>>4416390
Except that with this xenophobic, despotic dictator in charge, relative order is kept at least. If your "small time warlords" take over, North Korea is going to turn into Somalia. Their people will go from being uneducated, ignorant and oppressed to being starved, raped, and murdered daily.

also
>with nuclear ambitions
This is a meaningless buzzphrase intended to give a horrible connotation to any small-time country attempting to develop a nuclear arsenal, despite the fact that, out of all the countries that actually managed to develop those arsenals, the only one that used them or even threatened to use them is America. Please don't regurgitate what you hear on Fox News until you understand what you're saying.

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4416507

>>4416486
Fascinating, Joey!

>> No.4416513

>>4416507
Thanks Yug', you know I try to keep up with my politics in between Duel Monsters duels.

>> No.4416531

>>4416486
America is a democracy, NK is a dictatorship. THAT's why they can't have nukes.

Go educate yourself before speaking out on these topics.

>> No.4416550

>>4416531
Right, because the use of nuclear weapons was deliberated upon in Congress and a vote of the general public's opinion on the matter was taken. So America being a democracy is completely relevant.

>> No.4416579

>>4416550
You're saying democracy is bad? Are you an idiot?

>> No.4416595

>>4416579
Uh, what? Did I say democracy was bad? Let me reread my post again.

No.
No, I didn't say that, actually.

>> No.4416611

>>4416595
Good, then you agree you need a democracy before you can have nukes.

>> No.4416642

>>4416611
I actually don't think any country should have nukes, regardless of what their form of government is, but that's a bit aside from the point.

The only use for nuclear weapons in today's military atmosphere is as a deterrent, so the only countries that should be opposed to such a buildup are countries planning on invading, so if America or Japan or whoever is in fact planning on invading, they should hurry up and do it as I said in >>4416331

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