Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:18:06 2023 No.44117747 [Reply] [Original]

Send me an angel.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:19:16 2023 No.44117754 File: 308 KB, 1752x1363, 1635757467042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEHOLD MASSIVE FOX MAMMARIES

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:20:47 2023 No.44117767 File: 583 KB, 2894x4093, Shark!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shork

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:24:36 2023 No.44117792 File: 3.29 MB, 1737x2340, 87a5f0fc836c946fd1862592e99468cb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Derg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:26:44 2023 No.44117803 File: 677 KB, 1157x877, 1452049892621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kej

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:28:42 2023 No.44117814
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>>44117754
Succubi have too much in the way of sinister connotations (and denotations), they will suck your soul out and/or cuck you

Innari are the top tier wives who will actually love you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:28:51 2023 No.44117815 File: 239 KB, 1609x2048, 1649447346721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bord

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:29:48 2023 No.44117822 File: 346 KB, 833x1000, 1519180961494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dog?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:31:09 2023 No.44117830 File: 3.69 MB, 808x822, 2023-07-24 18-31-05.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fwoosh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:31:24 2023 No.44117833 >>44117822 Hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:35:53 2023 No.44117860 File: 1.74 MB, 1754x1240, hellhoundpovriding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117822 Good dogs get a bone. Bad dogs take a bone.

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:36:13 2023 No.44117862

I am the captain of the Royal Guard! I am so strong, I can lift an adult Centaur over my head and throw her! I wear fat plate armor and wield a hefty halberd and I have been tasked by the King to protect his son, the Prince, from the dirty Monster hags that want to touch his youthful face. I WILL NOT fail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:42:11 2023 No.44117904 >>44117862 the prince has already ran off to join the legion on a desert expedition

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:43:50 2023 No.44117910 >>44117862 But he went to a hag willingly already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:46:38 2023 No.44117933 >>44117910 I hear she had cookies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:46:56 2023 No.44117934 >>44117904 >>44117910 Well I guess I'm out of a job then. Time to go found a bandit gang.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:47:56 2023 No.44117944 >>44117934 I hear Deonora is looking for a bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:51:52 2023 No.44117970 >>44117860 good boys give the dog a bone.

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:54:47 2023 No.44117996
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Bros why is it that a girl who will love you for who you are a fucking anime fantasy?
Give me a boogie because we live in a society

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:57:42 2023 No.44118018 >>44117996 because who you are is lazy, bitter, hateful, morbidly obese and desires horrific violence against various groups

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 21:59:42 2023 No.44118035 >>44118018 you could have just said "gamer" or "based"...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:07:59 2023 No.44118089 >>44117725 The autist known as soggy shoggy

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:14:43 2023 No.44118135

>When you find an ancient relic of the dwarves, return it, and end up getting the lifelong pledge of the clan heads to serve as your bodyguard.
Its all fun and games till you go shopping with 6 shortstacks in plate are flanking you in a defensive formation.

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:14:52 2023 No.44118138

>>44116765
First link is down, anyway this will be the overall kimono and pose for Amazon wife. Instead of having her lip in the mouth I am debating on her having her hand extended it towards (me) inviting it to hold it or her just forcibly pulling my arm towards her, or would the same posture with the finger on the lips be better?

She will have the kimono opened up showing off her abs.

https://static13.hentai-img.com/upload/20210711/778/796336/3.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:19:52 2023 No.44118159 File: 275 KB, 1053x1200, 1689827134935478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to belong to a monster I want to feel like my place is beside them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:20:10 2023 No.44118160 File: 193 KB, 759x1053, 1689909097130594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miss White Horn is having trouble!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:22:42 2023 No.44118178 File: 239 KB, 630x1000, 107848092_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117747

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:23:07 2023 No.44118180 >>44118135 If you think that's bad, wait until one of them drops a gold nugget on the ground and they stop everything they're doing to shout "we're rich" for like five minutes. I swear they do this every bloody time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:23:22 2023 No.44118182 File: 227 KB, 1260x1396, 1609478057666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118160 Is she getting her deer rear speared?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:24:30 2023 No.44118188 File: 412 KB, 1135x1871, 1686081432937459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118160 She seems like she needs help anon, take her home

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:25:29 2023 No.44118193 >>44118160 >>44118182 >>44118188 >White horn >Horns are, at best, a slate/steel colour Biggest case of fraudulent advertising since ant arachne. Unicorns have whiter horns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:25:39 2023 No.44118196 File: 77 KB, 501x708, 1636676604725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon, look out, that fox isn't properly sealed! She might go bad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:26:44 2023 No.44118204 >>44118196 Guess I'd better eat her before she goes bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:27:04 2023 No.44118207 >>44118196 Put her in the fridge. That'll stop her from going bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:33:47 2023 No.44118254 >>44118180 >Getting goods in the store as they glare at any monster that gets close. >Am getting some veggis when I here it. >That damned word echoed by a chorus of throats. >M U S H R O O M

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:34:17 2023 No.44118259 >>44118193 It's because of the time they're covered in snow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:35:37 2023 No.44118274 File: 314 KB, 1500x1750, skooma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118254 BUGS! WE'VE GOT BUGS! SMOKE 'EM IF YOU'VE GOT 'EM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:35:55 2023 No.44118277 File: 309 KB, 1424x2048, FwFL0sdaUAAh7zy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118196

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:38:23 2023 No.44118290 >>44118254 MUSHROOM MUSHROOM, SHUT IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:43:35 2023 No.44118328 >>44118274 >Giant ant just giving the dwarves a confused look as they all form a wall between Anon and her. Then again, they probably have to deal with each other when the tunnels connect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:44:38 2023 No.44118336 >>44118274 God I love Wonderworm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:47:26 2023 No.44118359 >>44118336 She just looks so wonderfully soft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:49:21 2023 No.44118366 >>44118359 No anon, that's how they get you. They get you high and cuddle you while you say and do such embrassing things, then when you're sober you feel so shammed you hide in her tits while the second hand smoke gets you high making you do it again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:49:51 2023 No.44118367 >>44118359 Like a warm water bed of horny and love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:50:12 2023 No.44118372 >>44118366 I want to go to the back of the library or other enclosed space and insta loss to a wonderworm hotbox.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:52:28 2023 No.44118382 Smoking is bad Drugs are bad I'm going back good side of town

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:54:25 2023 No.44118391 >>44118382 >Order D.A.R.E programme >This kids, is your brain. >And this, is your brain on mamano magic >Any questions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:54:45 2023 No.44118392 >>44118382 Anon, no! They'll pump up your self-esteem until you believe you deserve (you don't) and can handle (you can't) the woman throwing herself at you! Come back and chill under the bleachers with your bros (female)!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:59:02 2023 No.44118412 >>44118391 >"Officer Adin, why does the magic brain look happier?" >"No more questions."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 22:59:18 2023 No.44118416 >>44118392 Don't worry, I will find a nice spot in the good side of town to cry, my self-esteem can never be saved

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:01:20 2023 No.44118432 File: 753 KB, 767x1280, 1635734302555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118196 Foxes have pretty eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:03:20 2023 No.44118442 >>44118412 >Gets egg out of his pocket >This is your brain >Fries egg >This is your brain on mofu. Any questions? >Officer Adin, why has your egg got a pair of tits and a face? Fucking realm silver skillets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:04:40 2023 No.44118448 >>44118366 What's with monsters and blackmail? All she needed to was give me a few good rips, a blowjob, and a bag of Doritos. That's so much more work, man...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:06:28 2023 No.44118454 >>44118432 Oh look, she DOES have eyes! How about that?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:14:58 2023 No.44118500 >>44118479 tighty wighty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:15:21 2023 No.44118503 File: 77 KB, 635x533, Youcan'tXoff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:17:06 2023 No.44118518 >>44118503 Miss Wight won't take it well when I tell her I think Miss Vampire is hotter and reject her.

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:18:08 2023 No.44118524
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Just got my royal court ordered notice to serve as a comfort human for my local maternity ward. Any advice on how to get out of this? I don't like being cuddled up against strangers and their balloon bellies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:19:10 2023 No.44118529 >44111911 Is... this a warhammer fic? I feel like I am getting bombarded by exposition and long names just like one of those HFY templates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:19:40 2023 No.44118531 File: 1.59 MB, 1500x1281, 15413077716081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118524 Haha, oh Anon, I think you're mistaken. The ladies go to the maternity ward to GET pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:21:09 2023 No.44118536 File: 1.64 MB, 3800x3000, 1618247753412.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117815 byird

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:22:16 2023 No.44118539 >>44118529 I don't even know what you're talking about, since you passive aggressively broke your own link to whatever it is you're angry at.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:22:31 2023 No.44118540 >>44118536 I need a dork like this to kiss silly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:22:42 2023 No.44118542 File: 125 KB, 850x977, 1690042055768314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jinkos!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:23:50 2023 No.44118547 >>44118539 That was an actual typo, I'll just link the story. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14257820/1/Saisei-no-Saga

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:23:53 2023 No.44118549

>>44118180
>>44118254
>portals open
>not too long after human internet is ported over dwarves get online and get bad ideas
>any time you go near a dwarf settlement its like you are listening to a deep rock shitpost
>they all aim laser pointers at you and yell "hubby" a few times
>suddenly it all goes silent as you realize whats happening
>barely have any time to run before the swarm leaps from their fort walls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:24:23 2023 No.44118553 File: 1.60 MB, 816x1556, Succubus in Wonderland - Cheshire Cat's Quiz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your journey ends here unless you can solve Cheshire's quiz!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:24:24 2023 No.44118554 >>44118531 This sounds like a good job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:27:12 2023 No.44118566 >>44118547 No idea, briefly skimming through it makes me think it's a 'space age humanity' meets the MGE dimension sci-fi. It could go either way, but I'll assume autism will win out and MGE will end up taking a back seat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:27:59 2023 No.44118570 https://mangadex.org/title/cf58401e-91ae-452f-b79a-5c83f34f6804/dark-summoner-to-dekiteiru Demon girl tsundere dates a priest

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:30:26 2023 No.44118578

>>44118566
You misunderstand. I've read a lot of fanfiction and it actually is following the HFY template of lots of timelines and grand events. This often leads to individual character development taking a backseat and I think it's legitimate advice to say that it's not going to be popular here since most people just want to fap to short monster girl smut.

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:32:19 2023 No.44118595
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>>44117747
>"Anons please do not join and work for the Commerce Guild, Trade Union, Techno Valleys, and the People's Republic of Belkorovia. I beg of you, doing so is tantamount to cringe of the highest order and I will loose respect to you if you do so."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:34:17 2023 No.44118603 >>44118578 And I'm saying it'll likely end up a sci-fi babble powerwank with minimal MGE elements at all.

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:37:31 2023 No.44118625

Do not pollute your blood line. Do not defile it by copulating with demons. Especially do not sully it by copulating with foxes. You are descended from a line of apes stretching back millions of years. Your kin should be apes, not purple skinned villains or many tailed vermin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:38:31 2023 No.44118629 File: 572 KB, 2894x4093, 108488901_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118542

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:38:52 2023 No.44118630 File: 325 KB, 640x480, cupidrape.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118625 Yes, I only breed with winged humans.

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:39:40 2023 No.44118636

>>44118018
>Men and boys are.... LE BAD! Because uhhh... Toxic Masculinity!

And this here ladies and gentlemen is the reason why so many boys and many will flock to monstergirls and even human women associated with and allied to monstergirls. Because such people do not dehumanize or hate men and boys for simply being who they are.

>But! Men be lazy, bitter and hateful, ugly and fat

Monstergirls can and have literally fixed those problems with men with magic and love magic. What else can "pure humanity" even offer to lost or misguided men and boys these days? And you still expect the very men and boys you've targeted and vilified to still participate in your society?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:42:27 2023 No.44118646 >>44118636 The allure of forming tight knit HUMAN communities who understand HUMAN problems and the indomitable HUMAN spirit will prevail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:45:03 2023 No.44118664 >>44118625 Naw I don’t follow that heathen garbage breed with monsters it’s the righteous thing to do.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:46:40 2023 No.44118673 >gandharva keeps messaging me with "show pecs and penes"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:47:43 2023 No.44118684 >>44118664 Anon no! Think of your pure, undefiled, untouched, unbroken bloodline! There's nothing righteous about corrupting your lineage. Think of the horrors of having to look after demon or fox spawn! They may be cute, but they aren't human!

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Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:57:22 2023 No.44118738
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>>44118646
>over half the world hates me for where i am born
>every other person hates me because of my gender
>i am hated by a good chunk of people because of my skin color
>hated by most countries because i dont follow any form of religion
>my government hates me but will send me to a war to die if their need arises and will also constantly demand taxes
>women constantly demand you change who you are or they get pissy
>literally cant get a human wife i can truly love because "literally me but female" doesnt exist
>monsters love me for who i am and wont try to change that
yeah nah screw the human "spirit" and "understanding human problems"
first thing im doing is pumping out fox mana with my new wife and bombing your shitty cities with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:58:06 2023 No.44118742 File: 371 KB, 1003x1400, Wightbutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And in my last hour I'm a slave to the power of death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 23:59:42 2023 No.44118749 File: 1.24 MB, 1303x1763, 66863096_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118738 Based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:06:32 2023 No.44118784 File: 934 KB, 2178x3075, IMG_5481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh no they saw you enjoying jello

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:06:44 2023 No.44118785 File: 362 KB, 1000x946, 1688596316321395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118738 Y'know I get it, although the monsters loving me for who I am kinda scares me. Im deeply terrified of the concept of love

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:07:19 2023 No.44118787 >>44118784 I still have a powerful urge to grab their cores and squeeze them like a stress ball.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:09:43 2023 No.44118793 >>44118787 >Go to grab the core >Core moves >Your hand is stuck now Silly anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:10:20 2023 No.44118796 >>44117747 >Demon talking about how awful men are and how they are useless >Next day she instantly trying to marry a one because he touched her hand wut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:11:59 2023 No.44118806 >>44118784 MODS I CAN SEE IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:13:51 2023 No.44118820 >>44118503 I can't stop thinking about her. Miss Wight is too sexy and elegant. I will let her in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:14:14 2023 No.44118822 >>44118793 I'm not stopping until I have the core in my hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:15:33 2023 No.44118828 >>44118784 >grab core >pull it out/ >grab a pile of the now inanimate goo and put it onto the core. >now have a fariy sized slime girl thats all pouty about being so small well now i feel bad...

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:15:49 2023 No.44118829

>>44118785
It's hard to love others if you don't love yourself. The concept of someone loving so freely is so foreign in this day and age you can't help but wonder if you can reciprocate that love. I wonder if that would make us tsunderes in their eyes.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:17:04 2023 No.44118837

I will start a Doomsday cult based on the worship of an ancient evil monster of the abyss who one of the great chaos goddesses of yore in the age of the former lord who now sleeps on the seafloor. We will all follow a scripture that foretells that she will blanket all in darkness when she awakens and consume all souls, ending the world and forever bringing us eternal peace and bliss in the void. (In reality I'm just extorting some idiots of their cash and will bail with everything I've scrounged up when the day comes the ancient goddess does actually wake up, I'll do it before she informs the rest of the cult they were wrong so they won't have the chance to turn on me and beat me up for manipulating them)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:17:38 2023 No.44118839 >>44118806 See what? It's just slime, silly. Slime can't be lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:19:39 2023 No.44118844 >>44118828 >Put her back into the slime puddle to let her regenerate >Go to bed >Wake up to an annoyed mini slime on your chest >And another on your arm >And several more on your crotch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:21:54 2023 No.44118852 >>44118839 So you're saying anything I do with a slime is sfw. Anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:28:03 2023 No.44118888 >>44118784 Damn bratty slimes, need core correction, pull it out and use it as an onahole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:29:05 2023 No.44118896 File: 109 KB, 500x545, tumblr_ogiia2i25e1vdwcbco1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117934 Very blasé, I respect that sort of non-commitment to your job

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:29:26 2023 No.44118899 >>44118829 Probably more of broken men in need of love correction, if a dude is honest about that fear pretty sure they'd just feel bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:30:33 2023 No.44118908 File: 118 KB, 794x1122, 11B9C291-2125-4A8F-9B0B-BBF0C71029A6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118837 You’re gonna become one with a ancient abyssal hag for your foolishness Anon.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:31:57 2023 No.44118912
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>Pick up your litter citizen, do not leave your plastic bottle in that corner- What do you mean you can't find a nearby trash bin!? Do you want a Malcompliance Verdict, citizen!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:33:18 2023 No.44118917 >>44118912 i will pull her tail

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:35:19 2023 No.44118926
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>>44118837
She's going to be very mad with you once she finds out what you've done to all those innocent followers anon. The punishment will be severe and there's nowhere on earth you can hide from her at or flee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:39:13 2023 No.44118936 File: 754 KB, 2490x4096, 1f5a4fb230dd5e93260be07798bf390a9ca96567e7cd80ca0050c4123daf75db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Let's rob a bank!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:39:17 2023 No.44118937 As much as I love puns I'm going to cock slap the first cat mamano who tells me she's practiced in the art of nekomancy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:40:15 2023 No.44118940 >>44118937 If you do you will attract the wrath of the monyarchy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:42:34 2023 No.44118956 >>44118852 I mean, they are technically naked all the time.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:43:31 2023 No.44118962
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>>44118366
N-no... Ms. Wonderworm wouldn't use drugs to get me to be honest about my feelings, would she? She wouldn't take advantage of me while I'm high- she wouldn't do that...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:49:34 2023 No.44118989 >>44118784 rpg update, doko?

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Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:57:30 2023 No.44119035

>>44118844
>after the first couple of cumflation and one-man bukkake action sessions, the slime fairy horde no longer sees any reason to return to their original form
>however, your diet has become increasingly heavy in mamono produce and pineapple juice as a side effect
>and you now have an entire collection of "special" jars in your kitchen cupboard, each labeled with the name of that jar's particular slime fairy owner
>and you're pretty sure one of them is just a regular fairy that painted herself blue to sneak into the harem

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 00:59:49 2023 No.44119047 Yeah causing chaos gives me bliss For I am the emperor of the abyss Those puny Order nations shall be transfigured Ocean empires will be refigured The Abyssal Empire shall reign forever and ever My name will be forever remembered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:04:25 2023 No.44119070 >>44119047 >That’s nice sweetie but it’s past your bedtime and you have school tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:07:26 2023 No.44119085 >>44118962 Oh but she will, she also make you have slow passionate loving sex with her. Soon enough you won't even be able to sleep properly without holding her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:09:01 2023 No.44119089 File: 178 KB, 1080x1776, Dormouse16c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleep well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:10:39 2023 No.44119095 >>44118742 I want to go on nice dates with a loli Wight, hold hands, smootch in discreet places and stuff. And then bring her to the bedroom and stuff her fat breedable loli ass when nobody else is looking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:15:53 2023 No.44119117 >>44119070 Abyssal adoptive momster?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:18:09 2023 No.44119127 M-Miss Troll, with all due respect, inviting me over for your famous pecan pie is very kind of you and everything but I-I'd like to be untied so I could eat the pie myself! It's very good, but I don't really think you need t-HMMPRH!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:18:37 2023 No.44119128 File: 269 KB, 1865x1681, 1688699136483475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have sex with the undead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:20:46 2023 No.44119136 >>44119128 So if I wed a banshee: 1. will she have an adorable irish accent? (and the low intellect of an irishwoman)? 2. Do I get the black coach as my ride?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:22:49 2023 No.44119144 >>44119128 I don't care how many times you shill it day and night, I will never kneel to a Wight or marry her. I will never be a necrophile and touch a dead body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:24:39 2023 No.44119150 >>44119089 cute but she doesn't look cheesed to meet me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:25:55 2023 No.44119157 >>44119128 Those who live in death must be hunted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:26:14 2023 No.44119160 >>44119128 Doesnt look very dead to me. Are you sure shes really dead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:26:33 2023 No.44119165 File: 129 KB, 1135x916, Dormouse61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119150 She just woke up and you 2 weren't cuddling together in the bed, that's why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:30:30 2023 No.44119183 >>44119136 >Calling your wife stupid That's a drunken rapin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:34:39 2023 No.44119202 File: 1.28 MB, 1696x2800, 7438afdfe6ac5b6929f4dd8f5b5de1b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119157 You sound like you like beastly women.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:34:54 2023 No.44119203

>>44119035
>the group nicknames one of the mini slimes "double stuffed"
>she always likes to go multiple rounds with you, to the point that its hard for her to move on her own with how much of your "cream filling" is inside of her
>normally have to carry her back to the jar yourself
>she fits snugly inside cause she's also a little plump from how much of your "white jelly" she eats
>the other mini slimes look on in a mix of disgust, envy, jealousy, and curiosity while 'double stuffed' sits inside and smugly rests.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:38:57 2023 No.44119220 Where would one start with mgs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:39:43 2023 No.44119221 File: 288 KB, 941x889, 1537014856995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119144 The only kneeling I would be doing is behind a younger Wight on her hands and knees.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:41:49 2023 No.44119229 >>44119220 foxes of course. you dont need any other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:41:55 2023 No.44119231 File: 93 KB, 945x845, 1518482594814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >signs your female friend/companion might actually show signs of monsterization

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 25 01:42:07 2023 No.44119233 File: 132 KB, 768x1024, 80625947_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:42:22 2023 No.44119235 >>44119231 she gets beeg?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:43:58 2023 No.44119243 File: 641 KB, 690x1050, Episode Tails.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119229 t.Fox

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:44:21 2023 No.44119246 File: 603 KB, 1000x1415, 96e166ebccbcab40d2142b81623ee586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119128 Okay

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 25 01:44:38 2023 No.44119247 >>44119089 >buying your mouse a pet snake

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:46:55 2023 No.44119258 >44119247 Not this shit again

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 25 01:50:02 2023 No.44119268 >>44119258 What? I think it'd be funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 01:55:07 2023 No.44119292 File: 160 KB, 1280x1024, dcd9845bcadf1efb1a1d1e88311ff343f4ebfb099c1b0f39805d0ad5835b0251.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:00:46 2023 No.44119325

>>44119231
>so you went to an oni bar two weeks ago while visiting your cousin
>yep
>and you've just been getting taller ever since?
>yeah.
>and you say two spots on your head have gone just a tiny bit numb?
>correct
>you also like hard liquor more now?
>we've established that.
>and you've started ordering gear for a home gym?
>what are you getting at, man?
>i think you've begun monsterizing.
>what? me? nahhhh. i got checked by a mana specialist before coming back. im clean.
>uh huh, and what was the exact wording.
>she uh... said that "nothing is abnormal" or something like that
>and was she allied with the order
>noooo-oooooohhhhhh
>yeah. so whats the plan now
>well, we should start packing
>what? why?
>cause i sure as hell am not staying in order territory and im taking you with me!

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 25 02:01:01 2023 No.44119328 >>44118912 I feel like anubi would not only be well suited for police but also online administrators and moderators. I like to imagine many anubi get their start moderating online game servers

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 25 02:02:54 2023 No.44119344 >>44118160 Maybe she needs a spoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:08:17 2023 No.44119376 >>44119292 This babe looks like a normal chick Whats her story

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:12:12 2023 No.44119397 >>44118940 I don't fear the meowtriarchy.

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 25 02:16:46 2023 No.44119420 >>44118940 Disregard the monyarchy, embrace the mooligarchy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:16:53 2023 No.44119421 File: 360 KB, 2048x1750, 360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117754 I love fox girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:19:20 2023 No.44119437 >>44118625 So fuck kakuen? Got it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:21:00 2023 No.44119448 >>44119376 Clearly just a human, ask her in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:23:10 2023 No.44119464 File: 248 KB, 891x1200, 1688136329892562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119376 >He doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:24:17 2023 No.44119468 Remember to ready the holy books of the divinities of the monster girls, for in them you can find....if not wisdom at least some interesting tales.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:25:03 2023 No.44119472 >>44119464 >>44119448 She looks like a lovely young human woman. I invite her in to play mario kart double dash and watch Mel Brooks films

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:30:44 2023 No.44119518 File: 1.53 MB, 1843x1037, 73.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:31:59 2023 No.44119529 >>44119518 Darn kot maids, need spoiling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:39:08 2023 No.44119560 File: 368 KB, 1803x1698, 110117910_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119529 That's a fake kot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:41:11 2023 No.44119570 give me a unique mg with a unique story

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:44:19 2023 No.44119580 >>44119570 Wendigo who consumes the “meat” of her transfigured husband every night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:45:41 2023 No.44119582 >>44119518 That’s just a human woman from the looks of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:46:08 2023 No.44119585 >>44119560 Not for long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:47:06 2023 No.44119593 >>44119580 wtf m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:47:36 2023 No.44119597 >>44118553 Memecat is taking Sphinx's job!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:48:12 2023 No.44119599 >>44119570 Beelzebub/creeping coin pairing that've set their sights on that nice young man trying to start a up and coming bookstore that stocks those new "light novellas" that all the "young" hags like to buy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:49:32 2023 No.44119607 >>44119599 >Beelzebub/creeping coin why the two?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:49:43 2023 No.44119608 >>44119593 Wendigo blowjobs.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:50:22 2023 No.44119611
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>>44119597
If Sphynx wished anyone to take her boring answers then she should lift her FAT ass and go block a humans' path for it instead of waiting in a boring sandy pyramid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:51:08 2023 No.44119615 >>44119607 creature of plenty and creature of plenty, they suddenly made an obvious pairing in my mind

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:51:23 2023 No.44119616

I hate spiders so much. I walk into my kitchen at night to get a glass of milk and what do I see? An Arachne making a web right there above my fridge, vaguely heart shaped too for some reason. I have to get the stepping stool so I can grab her and pick her up and throw her out the back door, and she cries like I did something wrong. I don't want no freaking spider in my house man, she might fucking bite me in my sleep or try to eat me, or string up webs everywhere that I'll run into. I'm going to have to spray something around here to keep that pesky critter away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:58:38 2023 No.44119643 >>44119616 Ngl dude you sound like a bit of a dick. You shouldn't treat spiders bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 02:59:04 2023 No.44119645 >>44117862 > I am so strong, I can lift an adult Centaur over my head and throw her! Onto your bed? Imagine being able to princess carry a full sized centaur

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:03:42 2023 No.44119663

>>44119643
That eight legged freak intrudes into MY house uninvited, crawls on MY ceiling without permission, vandalizes MY pristine interior with giant webs against MY will and I'm the bad guy for throwing her out of MY house? Are you even hearing yourself right now? She should be glad I didn't put on my steel toes and try stomping her, I am too lenient with that creepy crawlie. How tf am I supposed to get a gf if that spider is there to scare any woman I could bring back home away with her drooling mouth full of sharp teeth and glowing red eyes?!?!

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:04:35 2023 No.44119668
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>>44119616
They don't want you anyway. They like nice and timid humans that squirm, not the kind that burns the house down to kill an insect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:06:18 2023 No.44119684 >>44119663 You need web sleeping bag correction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:08:31 2023 No.44119696 >>44119663 >Anon evicts the arachne >Next day 3 mosquito girls have now infested his house, they were being kept away by the arachne

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:11:11 2023 No.44119711
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>>44118636
>>44118738
I love monsters but let's be real here fellas. The reason they're not selective with their men is less about loving you for who you are but rather because of Demon Energy and the disproportionate ratio of men available due to monsters only having daughters. Monsters who prefer muscular men will get what they want whether they find a fatass or a bodybuilder due to demon energy, the whole being immune to sickness and environmental hazards also helps. And even if a man was adamant about not changing anything about their personality or body the man shortage makes sure that monsters will never be picky, that's the whole point of the setting's design.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:25:35 2023 No.44119772 File: 125 KB, 1075x1524, 2rsku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] water mommy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:27:51 2023 No.44119779 >>44119668 >No Arachne Neighbor that tries to play the domineering, mature mistress....except she has massive tits even for an Arachne and has a girly girl sister that frequently lives at her house.

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Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:34:08 2023 No.44119808 [DELETED]

The 10/10 Monsters like Lilims and Wights and Pharaohs and Hebis will realistically only go for the top humans no differently than human women already do. The hand me down 2/10 Monsters like Devil Bugs will be what societal deject 3/10 men like us get, and there won't be any choice in the matter. You can tell me this "monsters can't reject you" bull all you want, that doesn't mean they have to be near you in the first place and they would all very well avoid you. Most of you will still die alone either way and maybe if you're lucky some desperate Wisp will grab your soul. You lose in fiction too, no matter how wish fulfilling it is written to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:35:45 2023 No.44119812 File: 104 KB, 948x1200, 79.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:40:07 2023 No.44119833 File: 118 KB, 688x971, F1dUxFLaEAIlszl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117747

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:42:40 2023 No.44119842 File: 626 KB, 1130x725, If I was a Scylla.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119231

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:45:33 2023 No.44119855 >>44119808 Soul mate shit anon, also I literally don't care what race they are. I just want a soulmate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:50:16 2023 No.44119888 File: 391 KB, 700x700, 1690227377273760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do I stop foxes from eating my food

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:51:22 2023 No.44119893 File: 369 KB, 383x773, Ebony Comet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117862 >https://imgbox.com/VNpqFLbP Agreed. No woman will get past you. It's clear that to corrupt the prince, we need to corrupt you first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:52:57 2023 No.44119903 File: 369 KB, 383x773, Ebony Comet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117862 Agreed. No woman will get past you. It's clear that to corrupt the prince, we need to corrupt you first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:53:44 2023 No.44119908 >>44119808 What about abyssals since their men are beyond human comprehension and can’t fit in that number rule.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:54:51 2023 No.44119913 >>44119908 Oh he deleted his post or got deleted by the mods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:55:03 2023 No.44119914 >>44117862 >.t demon bait

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:57:41 2023 No.44119933

>>44119464
>>44119448
>Kejourou sees a man by his lonesome, sitting on a bench
>Politely asks to sit to next to him, he agrees
>They have some light conversation, during which he makes an off-hand comment implies that she's a human
>She's not offended but still corrects him
>He's not convinced, even after a few attempts to show him
>So she gives up and just goes with it.
>They get into a relationship, and she moves back with him
>The place he lives in a small village on the border of Order territory so she's a little worried
>But to her complete shock, everyone in the village similarly treats her like a human
>They barely have any run-ins with monster girls at all, somehow
>Not even the small detachment of soldiers or human girls suspect anything
>In fact the human girls are greatly impressed and want to know what she uses.
>She settles into the village with no difficulty, and the human girls eventually become kejourou themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 03:59:52 2023 No.44119944 >>44119933 Good end, I kinda want a kej to wrap me up in their soft hair while cooing about how cute I am

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:00:26 2023 No.44119947 >>44119616 >tfw have a spider living in my bedroom that keeps somehow finding and killing ants for me I've been leaving that little nigga alone, it's doing a good job. Making a mess though, lots of dead ants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:05:02 2023 No.44119974 File: 90 KB, 846x900, 1668635918410810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119808 the shitposter has forgotten the whole point of MGE: the monsters dont act like human women

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:10:33 2023 No.44119999 File: 1.04 MB, 1287x1800, 1667931534279242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44119799 Very nice.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:13:36 2023 No.44120013

>>44119231
>female roommate starts to get taller
>starts to enjoy food less unless you make it
>insists on going out with you on errands
>gets testy with other women when they talk to you
>starts wearing less and less clothing around the house
>becomes more interested in your personal life
>when she watches tv with you, she starts to stroke your arm or pet your head
>doesn't realize until you tell her
>catch her checking you out when she thinks you aren't looking
>has tried to enter the bathroom multiple times when you're in the shower, says she didn't hear you in there even though the water was running
>has taken to standing outside your door at night
>last night she tried the handle
>lock held her off for now
>mentions how cold she is at night over breakfast and asks if you can do *anything* to help warm her up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:17:28 2023 No.44120027 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that if you learn a demons true name you can summon her, just make sure you don't screw up th

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:19:54 2023 No.44120039 >>44119944 Only kind of? You should be a little more honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:35:53 2023 No.44120109 File: 113 KB, 768x1024, 1675138279252743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44118796 Need desperate femcel demon wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:37:10 2023 No.44120116 i tried my best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:45:36 2023 No.44120156 File: 511 KB, 1920x1080, FzAkVvxakAA2H-I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117747 >"No! NO! NNOOOOOO!!!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:47:17 2023 No.44120161 >>44119231 Imagine her turning into a kej or dhampir or something and not realizing it until she's taking dick instead of eating.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:53:42 2023 No.44120181

>>44120109
>shitposting on 4mon
>dunking on the /ext/ extremists
>piss off a demon femcel
>turns out her mom is an archdemon
>IP gets traced, abducted by dark brave task force
>demon milf tells you she has something special in mind for you
>tosses you into a dark room and locks the door behind you
>demon femcel daughter staring at you in horror, a dozen 4mon threads open on her browser
>half eaten food and dirty clothes everywhere
>smell of musk is strong enough to make your head spin
>this is the girl who said she was going to "amazon press you through a mattress"

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:54:30 2023 No.44120186
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>>44120039
Ok fine! I want a keji to sweaternap me while wrapping me in soft hair, I want to have any resistance I have to be washed away by how nice she smells and how warm it is under the sweater. I want a keji to make me addicted to her, so addicted that if I'm about to leave the bed all she has to do is just plop hair on me and I won't be able to stop myself from brushing it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:54:51 2023 No.44120187 >>44120181 I can save her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:55:19 2023 No.44120191 File: 135 KB, 800x1200, 152608466724322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120156 YOU WILL ACCEPT YOUR STATE ASSIGNED CATGIRL AND YOU WILL LIKE IT STOP RESISTING

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:55:53 2023 No.44120194 >>44120186 This kej is hiding a gondola in her hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:57:17 2023 No.44120203 File: 745 KB, 1061x1500, F1tohiuagAENh3l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 04:58:15 2023 No.44120206 File: 155 KB, 710x715, 1682551020642077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120181 I can make her worse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:02:08 2023 No.44120216 >>44120206 That is a devil

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:02:46 2023 No.44120218
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>>44120186
Sweaternapped while covered in kej hair is a very effective combo.
>I want a keji to make me addicted to her, so addicted that if I'm about to leave the bed all she has to do is just plop hair on me and I won't be able to stop myself from brushing it
Alternatively she gets you addicted, has some fun with you and just...lets you leave; if you can. Her locks of hair flow outward toward you and a nearby brush. Her coy smile, partly concealed as she patiently watches to see what you do next.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:11:19 2023 No.44120244 >>44120187 Look, all her mom wants is for you to get rid of her virginity, get her to shower, get out of the house once and a while, and stop shitposting so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:12:11 2023 No.44120247 File: 1.61 MB, 3104x3600, ocelomeh_high.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120191 Only if she is a strong kot that will keep me safe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:13:12 2023 No.44120252 File: 459 KB, 2296x3600, 20230711_221305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120216 Shut up or I'll leak your location to evil dark elves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:13:26 2023 No.44120253 >>44120247 She's very proficient in firearms usage and close quarters combat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:17:53 2023 No.44120269 >>44120218 >Her coy smile, partly concealed as she patiently watches to see what you do next. I love shit like this, no full on rape, just knowing they've got you in the palm of their hands and addicted to their bodies, and love.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:23:28 2023 No.44120282

If I had a wife I would be so suicidally devoted to her and pamper her constantly every day it would be to the point of complete disregard for my needs in favor of hers coming first. And I would be stubborn to this point too, I'm so starved for affection I wouldn't be able to react any other way to having a wife out of the fear that not making her satisfied to be with me might lose me her.

I need help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:25:27 2023 No.44120287 File: 491 KB, 1280x1807, e7c5cc35-1e99-40e2-b181-9c13734eb095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120191 But I wanted government assigned wolf-girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:26:00 2023 No.44120288 >>44120282 White snake bait.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:26:19 2023 No.44120289

>>44120269
Even if you could will yourself to leave, it's only a matter of time before need to return to her kicks in. And when you do, she'll welcome you with open arms and hair, making her look like a sort of venus flytrap. Her smile never left her face for a moment. And that's the moment when the last of your inhibitions fall away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:26:49 2023 No.44120290 >>44120282 Don't get a Kiki then, for her sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:36:22 2023 No.44120321 >>44120287 >Source >Fakku :-(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:38:27 2023 No.44120332 >>44120203 Evil foxes are a multiversal constant

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:43:00 2023 No.44120340

>>44120161
Do you think your lady friend is becoming a kejourou? Know the signs! Note that these don't necessarily happen in order.
>Accelerated hair growth is the most obvious. It's a little faster for short haired girls.
>They take much more interest in their hair in general
>Longer showers
>Their hair takes on more a sheen
>Spends more on haircare products and/or has a large collection of them.
>An explicable need from her and those close by to run their fingers through her hair whenever the opportunity presents itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:46:04 2023 No.44120350 >>44119842 Horny doms are hot

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:51:14 2023 No.44120362
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>>44120321
>claims to like monster girls
>doesn't support the hentai industry by paying for fakku subscription
Bad anon
just kidding, use ksk.moe , bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:54:41 2023 No.44120364 if monster girls were real, do you thing the demon lord would directly use table top monster manuals to creat stuff we haven seen yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:55:47 2023 No.44120365 >>44118738 Are you a frog too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:58:16 2023 No.44120376 >>44120364 >the demon lord with curiosity and interest when looking through monster manuals as well as other media like videogames and anime >"This needs to be real and it needs to fuck human men."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 05:58:40 2023 No.44120377 >>44120364 They would all already exist except for new hybrids created (as in, birthed) by Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:00:24 2023 No.44120386 >>44119711 Nice demoralization post about a fictional universe tailor made for us. Next time you will explain us why portal will never open, cunt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:01:46 2023 No.44120391 >>44120376 >"No one should stick their dick in this. However...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:05:40 2023 No.44120398 >>44120191 Still waiting for my delivery

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:07:46 2023 No.44120403 >>44120282 God, don't ever have get a 3D for your own sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:08:58 2023 No.44120407 >>44120252 Really nice dark elf, I will be friend with her and we will catch slaves together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:09:59 2023 No.44120410 >>44120181 Mating press her on a Livestream shared on every board

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:13:48 2023 No.44120422 File: 273 KB, 1080x1521, 1685143729889723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Devour!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:27:41 2023 No.44120472 >>44120386 Please don't respond to bait from 3 hours ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:29:10 2023 No.44120475 File: 326 KB, 776x766, Gazer578_blushily.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120422

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:32:15 2023 No.44120482 >>44120472 My bad, I read all the thread while going to work and this post annoyed me a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:33:24 2023 No.44120485 >>44120422 I like to imagine tough Monster Girls walking into the local burger place after some huge battle and having Dragon Ball Z levels of eating tons of food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:35:06 2023 No.44120487 >>44120485 But why burgers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:35:10 2023 No.44120488 >>44120485 >huge battles >local burger place Regardless of if its irl or a fantasy setting, I would go to a nice place like a steakhouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:36:54 2023 No.44120490 File: 535 KB, 1988x2483, 1678862002903319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120487 You know why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:38:55 2023 No.44120495 It seems only Gazer is remotely close to knowing how to properly hold a burger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:39:36 2023 No.44120498 >>44120490 No, it's not healthy or fulfilling. Even fish and chips with a side salad are better on this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:42:31 2023 No.44120509 I like to imagine my waifu studying up on nutrition to fix my dietary habits (which are currently completely atrocious)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:44:06 2023 No.44120512 File: 1009 KB, 900x1200, IMG_8887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120487 Because burg good. >>44120498 Sorry but this is an alp free zone so you’ll have to leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:46:14 2023 No.44120518 >>44120512 But you post an Alp eating a burger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:48:51 2023 No.44120527 >>44120512 >slagging off a good fish supper I'm telling miss selkie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:54:03 2023 No.44120543 >>44120498 I do love me some fish and chips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 06:58:47 2023 No.44120551 >>44120518 Anon that’s clearly a cow. >>44120527 British “food” is illegal in monster girl city.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:00:20 2023 No.44120557 >>44120551 you can explain to city hall why I'm cancelling my move then

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:01:20 2023 No.44120564
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>>44120490
>beastgirl platoon has a big battle with the order
>celebrates successful conversion with an even bigger feast
>their finely toned bodies are ruined over the course of a week as they all become plump and easily winded
>month of training to undo the damage.
>they are all back in shape
>platoon has another big battle with the order...
>but their gluttony during the feasts knows no bounds, and every time they down a some more food
its a ticking timebomb waiting to happen! someone stop these fiends before they give up staying fit an instead smother their enemies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:02:02 2023 No.44120565 File: 174 KB, 1400x1375, 1636656350105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120498 >side salad Nice try.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:05:34 2023 No.44120575 >>44120564 >giant SUV full of drunken gymrat monsters pulls into the drive through at 1 in the morning The nightmare of any fast food worker. Did you know that 62% of all on-site abductions happen via serving window grabs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:06:47 2023 No.44120579 >>44120551 Fish n Chips and Yorkshire Pudding are rare exceptions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:09:37 2023 No.44120586 >>44120579 quite a fan of Lorne sausage and black pudding

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:17:07 2023 No.44120606 >>44120565 What happened to this greenworm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:24:44 2023 No.44120622 >>44120579 Are blood sausage the same thing as boudin noir (cooked porc blood)? If yes keep it too, it's delicious and I want my kiki maid to cook it for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:25:56 2023 No.44120628 >>44120606 Silk production

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:26:49 2023 No.44120631 >>44120606 Too much salad dressing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 07:57:32 2023 No.44120706 Would you migrate to Zipangu and/or Japan post portal and if they accept foreigners? If yes, will you go for a woman from there or take one before migrating?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:00:46 2023 No.44120714 >>44120706 No, I'd rather marry a westaboo zipangu fox, japan sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:00:51 2023 No.44120715 >>44120706 No. No, no and no. I'm a goddamn AMERICAN, I don't need no orientals and Zipangese. I have burger and guns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:02:35 2023 No.44120719 >>44120706 I’d rather stay here where my family is though I will definitely be getting cosplay outfits for my wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:03:02 2023 No.44120722 >>44120714 >fox with skate shoes, skinny jeans, some pop culture t shirt, a flannel jacket, and a skull cap with holes for her ears I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:10:42 2023 No.44120745 File: 863 KB, 1024x1480, 1560481052001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you need to corrupt a prince, don't focus your efforts on him but his pretty bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:12:50 2023 No.44120751 File: 863 KB, 1024x1480, 1560481052001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When the radicals need to corrupt a prince, they don't focus their efforts on him, instead they focus on his pretty bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:19:23 2023 No.44120769 >>44120751 >off-topic image

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:20:34 2023 No.44120773 >>44120714 Same but Shirohebi or Ochimusha.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:34:25 2023 No.44120853 File: 365 KB, 1447x2047, 0ciT0ods_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do not redeem

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:34:51 2023 No.44120858 File: 3.52 MB, 1500x2000, 7c62c163ef2ca682ded2e6f7a1b28641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120769 No u

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:35:21 2023 No.44120861 >>44120853 Redeem what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:37:04 2023 No.44120868 >>44120751 >That image It's always these type female knights and paladins who'll always inevitably monsterize into the most horny monstergirls ever. Female knights and paladins are the primest of corruption and monsterization bait.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:38:06 2023 No.44120877
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>>44120858
Imagine ruining your own thread, latching like a parasite onto another one when it dies and doing exact same shit you did there because posting monster girls in a monster girl thread is too hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:41:28 2023 No.44120893 File: 1.48 MB, 1600x1520, 8da16c66039c2b28c697c58883f82d8d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120877 Yes

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 25 08:46:31 2023 No.44120919 >>44120861 Voucher for free breath sniffs

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:46:54 2023 No.44120921

>>44118603
Writer here. I actually plan this to be an intensely schizocore story. If you actually read it then you know it's the same universe. The Fallen God (pre Lilith era back when she was evil, she mellowed once current Demon Lord became) launched the anarcane ground (place with little to no magic) out into space, and went into resting. I honestly plan for the Fleeters to slowly discover that this was the actual homeworld of humanity, Stargate kind of feel. The schizo part is in the first chapter, the landmass orbited Saturn (which serves as a sun) before drifting further in system and then became earth. I planned at first for the fleet humans to have developed a gradual incurable gene defect that is slowly killing them off and have that be result of the ultimate result of being mana deprived for millennia and that living on the world can cure them but I scrapped since its too dark for this fic. Also something about earth humans being an unfinished creation compared to MGworld humans but I am unsure if I should make it a plotpoint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:49:25 2023 No.44120931 >>44120921 Cybernetics and implants ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 08:50:38 2023 No.44120937 >>44118529 Honestly I had RuneQuest in mind when writing the prologue1

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 09:10:09 2023 No.44121035 Is there anything better than cuddling a Monster in peaceful radiance and holding her close while feeling your children kick in her bloated, pregnant belly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 09:15:58 2023 No.44121067 >>44121035 Holding the baby

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 09:23:47 2023 No.44121127 >>44121035 Solitude

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 09:36:12 2023 No.44121177 >>44120386 Comic gaira isn't really tailor made for anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 09:42:41 2023 No.44121214 >>44121035 That but without the pregnant part, I'm not ready for that, it's too weird

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 09:49:06 2023 No.44121253 Which monster would do lines of suspicious looking pink powder in the back of the pub's toilets?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 09:52:40 2023 No.44121272 >>44118636 Ok fatso

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 09:54:37 2023 No.44121287 >>44121272 ((()))

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 10:09:34 2023 No.44121371 What would happen if I tried mugging a Monster in MGC at night at knifepoint? There's no cops so nobody would stop me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 10:13:05 2023 No.44121390 >>44121371 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnww12a6W8o

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 10:20:04 2023 No.44121425

>>44121371
>Tell monster to put her hands up and give you the money
>She does, much to your surprise
>No resistance, but she's smiling the entire time
>"Lovely evening, isn't it?"
>You shake your head and run away before the cops get here, cash in hand.
>Run back to your apartment and fall asleep
>Wake up next day to smell of breakfast
>Same monster has broken into your house
>"I thought you looked a bit peaky... and also if you were out robbing people maybe you were short on cash? That won't do."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 10:21:12 2023 No.44121435 >>44121371 Redcaps call that "flirting"

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 10:30:24 2023 No.44121497

>>44121253
shy/nervous/anxious monsters taking a hit for the ability to speak to their crush
>dormouse's first night out with some of her friends
>all the bright lights, loud noises, constant movement, and little chance to just doze off for a few minutes has her very on edge and clammed up entirely. her friends can barely even get a "mmmhm!" out of her for agreement on something
>the group stops at a bar, they hope that some alcohol will get her to open up a little more
>it doesnt work, she just gets sleepier, but she sees the man of her dreams on the other side of the bar in a similar situation
>her friends see it too and try to hype her up
>doesnt work, she just tries to hide within her own shirt
>the cupid of the group sighs and puts a bag of pink powder on the table, the rest of the group goes silent as the dormouse looks at it
>"wonderdust. it'll completely remove every inhibition and worry from you for a while. if you want him you should probably hide in the bathroom and take it."
>the dormouse shamefully nods in agreement, pockets the bag, and sneaks off to the bathroom
>"are you sure thats a good idea?"
>"yeah, ive heard about what that stuff does to people. almost as bad as raging shrooms with how it makes them willing to do ANYTHING."
>"relax she's just a dormouse, her personality will prevent her from going crazy."
>a few minutes later she comes out of the bathroom, looking infinitely more confident
>the mouse gives a look over to the group and they look back with faces of encouragement
>she walks over to the table with her new crush
>things go good for a while. until...
>"hey ms. cupid, is she losing some composure?"
>"hm? is sh- oh shit she is"
>"that dosage is supposed to last for an hour right? its only been 15 minutes"
>"yeah but if she's excessively shy the amount in her bloodstream can dry up quicker."
>looking back over at those two the dormouse has almost completely lost it
>spilling spaghetti, stumbling over words, and trying to sneak away but realizing she cant just slink off without making an embarrassment of herself
>her crush is also frozen in fear because a monster just came up and showed interest in him, he's from earth. so he didnt think it actually happened like that
>"shit we've gotta do something"
>"hang on ive got magic"
>"wait no-"
>but the spell was already cast, and it just removed the dormouse's restraint
>within seconds she completely crumbles, picks up her crush, and runs out of the bar yelling in fear

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 10:47:49 2023 No.44121622 File: 444 KB, 1733x2048, F1jsEPXWIAEUbgu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sci-fi science fiction music playing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 10:48:51 2023 No.44121629 >>44121622 >can't get laid? >DUDE JUST GROW A WIFE IN A VAT I'm okay with this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:02:03 2023 No.44121704 File: 145 KB, 1280x996, 1689464904184057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bebby mouse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:05:31 2023 No.44121733 this is the end i wouldn';t know where to go from here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:08:10 2023 No.44121749 >>44121733 From the very bottom, the only way is up DIG UP STUPID

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:08:38 2023 No.44121755 >>44120191 She better have a bush

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:28:16 2023 No.44121929 Everytime a position gets taken at the burger place it opens up again a week later The police should investigate that place, I don't trust it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:28:33 2023 No.44121930 File: 2.89 MB, 5316x6981, 110208743_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:30:20 2023 No.44121939 >Walk up to glacies >"Ice to see you" >Walk up to vampire >"The sunny weather must suck today." >Walk up to skeleton >"I've got a bone to pick with you" apparently I'm racist or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:31:57 2023 No.44121949 >>44121930 >this is the weakest cow hag I am filled with fear

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:39:22 2023 No.44121998 I want to see a hellhound branded spicy food

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:47:40 2023 No.44122091 File: 169 KB, 562x433, 7d86140002f075e2b2dd807abd90bc24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slime-chan will comfort you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:48:59 2023 No.44122099 File: 55 KB, 891x1025, 1675802256332438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44121998 I don't think you can handle the heat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:52:48 2023 No.44122137 >>44121998 >hellhound WEAK PHEONIX branded food is where its at FOOD THAT BURNS SO GOOD YOU'LL FEEL YOUVE BEEN REBORN!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:53:09 2023 No.44122139 Monsters feeding you spicy food with no relief available while spots on their shirt darken

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:00:43 2023 No.44122212

>Ocelomeh's famous five alarm chilli
>Featuring peppers from Quetzalacatenango
>Literally will send you insane
>But the idea is that you can "relieve" the spiciness by kissing a monster
>That doesn't work of course, but it's so spicy you don't think before you do it.
>And once you're kissing the monster opposite, it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:01:24 2023 No.44122223 >>44122137 I would thingkin proper MGE "everything leads to sex" food made with phoenix in mind would me a mid sex pick me up Like you've gone flaccid but you drink some juse and BAM, re-bonered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:02:33 2023 No.44122235 >>44122212 Two alarm chili. Two and a half, tops. She's going to jail.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:05:51 2023 No.44122277

So I've finally figured out why baphomets actually prefer a childlike body.

The truth is, they don't actually retain a childlike form. They will grow normally like any other species and mature and actually grow to be quite tall. But the problem is, most of them are Damascus goats, and so when they grow more mature, they get very ugly. So ugly that not even mamono mana can save them. So, they use magic to stay young and cute, and they've created an entire organization to cope with having to stay childlike. Many even resent this, so when they do get approached by guys, they pawn them off on their witches. The few baphomets that do take on a mature form are the few baphomets that aren't Damascus goats. Coincidentally these same baphomets don't bother starting their own sabbaths.

It has nothing to do with a small body is better for magic. It's all a cope.

Don't ask me how I got this information. As it currently is, I'm on the run less they find me and imprison me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:13:34 2023 No.44122383 >>44122277 t. uwaa bomber

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:17:35 2023 No.44122423 File: 837 KB, 647x915, PharaohExcen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44122223 needing drugs to get a boner

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:19:39 2023 No.44122440

>ask hellhound what her kind's weakneas is
>"Wan wan! We're really weak to being penetrated vaginally with a penis!"
>ask Salamander what her kind is weakest to
>"Ssss! We have none, although a penis penetrating our vagina may work."
>ask phantom what her kind is weakest to
>"Oh. Well... uh."
>staring at her really intensely now
>"Salt, I guess."
>phew
>"But also, the white stuff that usually comes out of a penis sufficiently thrust into my puss-"
GODDAMN IT
Alright I get it, they're all horny as fuck, but could we please have a normal conversation already?! Please I'm begging any gods who will answer just send me *one* monster that can hold up a discussion without instantly jumping to cock milking or whatever, PLEASE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:23:51 2023 No.44122479 >>44119999 fish milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:24:36 2023 No.44122484 >>44122440 Try a march hare. They always have normal conversations

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:25:36 2023 No.44122495 File: 809 KB, 1920x2560, beach pharaoh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loudly asking the anubis guard why the pharoah has a penish-shaped haircut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:26:05 2023 No.44122499 >https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14259831/1/The-Imp-Keeper imp story

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:27:56 2023 No.44122519 NOPE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:30:35 2023 No.44122544 Where does an impsie general keep her armies? up her sleeveies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:32:38 2023 No.44122564 File: 144 KB, 896x619, 1657842027045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ignore the irish furfag Instead, explain why you havent learned portal magic yet. Dont you want to pet your daughters no matter where or how tsundere they are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:34:53 2023 No.44122580 >new salamander story on AO3 yay >She ends up suicidal dispite husband and kids da fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:35:16 2023 No.44122588 >>44122564 Joining Mythic Dawn to open the Obilivon gates!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:35:31 2023 No.44122592 >>44122580 The issue?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:35:39 2023 No.44122595 >a03 Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:37:31 2023 No.44122610 >>44122595 fanfiction site is worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:37:46 2023 No.44122612 >>44122595 magus, beast, alpanon and legitwho are the only ones worth anything on that site

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:38:37 2023 No.44122625 >>44122564 >tsundere wan daughter >tail betrays her every time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:38:45 2023 No.44122627 You are going to get dog shit stories no matter what website it is. Touchfluffytail has shit on it. Fanfiction.net has shit on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:39:41 2023 No.44122638 File: 268 KB, 756x650, 1639542004170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44122612 For praising my worthless efforts, you receive the right to decide what I write about next.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:39:47 2023 No.44122640 >>44122627 And pastebin? You fucking KNOW that has shit on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:40:26 2023 No.44122650 >>44122638 cait sith human throne.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:40:35 2023 No.44122653 >>44122564 >>44122625 >Tsundere daughter I'm teaching the neighbor boy all her embarrassing secrets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:40:44 2023 No.44122656 >>44122612 I like alpanon, but I wish he'd use paragraphs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:41:27 2023 No.44122663 >>44122638 Man with genie suspecting her of being an asshole type that fucks with wishes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:41:33 2023 No.44122665 >>44122656 Sorry

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:43:15 2023 No.44122684 >>44122665 it's alright. my grammar is shit too. I still can't into dialogue tags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:43:25 2023 No.44122685 >>44122663 Your wish shall be granted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:44:00 2023 No.44122692 >>44122685 that anonymous is an impersonator, don't listen to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:44:34 2023 No.44122696 File: 370 KB, 2000x1412, F0rWu7TWIAAgggF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bed snuggles with your girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:45:22 2023 No.44122704 >genshit chinkpact

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:45:58 2023 No.44122706 >>44122495 It's the snake pit for you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:47:20 2023 No.44122718 >>44122704 The only thing wrong with that picture is the SHIT SHIP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:47:35 2023 No.44122721 File: 680 KB, 670x948, 2b55ec8fba7d3496bf76ee421a9544cc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44122704 nya

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:52:40 2023 No.44122754 >>44122704 how did you know they were genshin characters, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:53:11 2023 No.44122760 File: 1.25 MB, 1191x1331, F0p6gpPaMAIAY5e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:53:41 2023 No.44122764 File: 971 KB, 1000x1534, d022a44b2b3c1f3f8bdac2c4046ad25e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44122754 he likes to be up to date on things that make him upset.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:54:05 2023 No.44122769 File: 457 KB, 1536x2048, OL0hSO64_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44122706 I think a ruler's fashion sense is very important and the question needs to be answered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:54:15 2023 No.44122770 >>44122754 cause they saturate most image aggregates? we don't live in a vacuum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 12:56:17 2023 No.44122782 >>44122760 I would wish for 1. her to marry me 2. infinite taco party -> enjoy infinite taco party with wife save the third wish for when i think of something else

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:03:52 2023 No.44122857 File: 555 KB, 720x671, 126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44122782 Stupid genie is going to get fat eating like this...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:05:42 2023 No.44122874 >>44122499 Not reading that, schizo mick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:06:46 2023 No.44122884 >>44122874 I was told it would be a good idea to upload to fanfic too, so I did. You don't have to read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:07:36 2023 No.44122893 Since writing apparently takes no skill, I think its time for me to start writing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:08:35 2023 No.44122902 >>44122893 You will be more disappointment when you start than you think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:10:46 2023 No.44122926 >>44122857 Good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:11:09 2023 No.44122928 >>44122902 >you will be more disappointment Did you mean more disappointed or more of A disappointment?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:11:48 2023 No.44122933 >go to a bazaar >a Devil Bug is juggling ice cream Dare you try to purchase her wares?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:11:54 2023 No.44122939 >>44122893 exactly what we need right now is another author with no ability to format or who has any good ideas to writes 1,500 word stories that make it clear he has never picked up a book in his life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:12:12 2023 No.44122944 File: 1.24 MB, 1116x1669, F0tKCqLaMAAUW-x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44122857 that's more of her friend's thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:12:41 2023 No.44122949 >>44122928 disappointed, I typoed. The curse of the blank page is a real thing. >>44122939 That's really hostile to alp. He tries his best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:13:15 2023 No.44122956 >>44122939 if it's a good faith attempt, sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:14:45 2023 No.44122971 File: 1.25 MB, 718x1180, e1ca58a3df6b2c61bb18a06a86fd8693 copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44122926 Your wife is going to get chubby, soft, and lazy, and you'll have no-one to blame but yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:15:10 2023 No.44122975 >>44122949 Nobody's hostile to me though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:15:36 2023 No.44122980 File: 1.25 MB, 1024x1024, 00018-2676550622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117747

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:16:08 2023 No.44122984

>>44122893
>>44122902

Just write and post it. It doesn't have to be perfect. It doesn't have to be complex. It doesn't even have to be good.
The only way to get better at writing is to read and write. If you can write with decent grammar and structure, then you are already off to a great start.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:18:27 2023 No.44123002 >>44120706 I would like to visit Zipangu but I don't know about living there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:18:44 2023 No.44123006 >>44122971 Oh no (yes)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:21:49 2023 No.44123038 >>44122984 Anons can get disheartened when nobody seems to like it. That's how it went for half the writing contest ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:22:16 2023 No.44123044 >>44122980 >that ridiculous saturation >those messed up artist signatures Garbage and a waste of image limit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:22:29 2023 No.44123046 I was joking when I said its time for me to write, I've attempted something on a tengu thread but I got way too fucking ambitious. I'll stick to greentexts with 10 lines or less

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:22:53 2023 No.44123057
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>>44122718
>The only thing wrong with that picture is the SHIT SHIP
>Genshin Impact ships in my Monstergirl thread

Uhhh... Care to explain why a ChildexGanyu picture seemingly reminds you of something awful? Please don't tell me it's something really bad, I'm not terminally online you know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:23:19 2023 No.44123060 >>44123046 Nothing wrong with greentexts, I prefer them to longer writings

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:26:47 2023 No.44123092 File: 1.63 MB, 2000x2000, CaitSith41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123044 Here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:27:51 2023 No.44123100 >>44122499 Lmao now I'm objectively a better artist and writer than you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:28:07 2023 No.44123105 >>44123044 maybe they're trying to imitate AI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:29:46 2023 No.44123119 >>44123100 yet you've posted neither.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:29:49 2023 No.44123120 >>44122212 >be Anon >touring !notMexico >eat the TacoKot's murderdeathchili >says you need to kiss a mamono for the cure >TacoKot is too tall >eat the Taco's Taco instead >getting a tonguing of her own chili overheats the Kotpuss >thimym

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Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:35:05 2023 No.44123181

>>44123038
Writing can be a pain in the ass. It can be difficult to sit down and write something, especially if either nobody is paying it attention, or people seem to hate it.

Having some resilience and ability to reflect on what went well and what you can do better helps. It also helps to get some good faith feedback and criticism, which is never a guarantee from these threads. I, and I think many others, are happy to provide their non-expert opinions - which you should always take with a pinch of salt.

As long as you aren't writing things which you know are going to provoke the thread (NTR, gore, armywank, use your brain), then you should always get some positive reception. We're starved for content after all. I've gotten some pretty nice comments from the thread, and some helpful criticism as well.

It's sounds dumb but just keep writing and posting, the only way is up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:35:29 2023 No.44123188 >>44123148 >Evil purple haze >Undead skulls This is an Anubis aligned and working for Nagash!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:35:36 2023 No.44123190 >>44123148 This is why both pharaohs and apophi listen when their anubis advisors tell them to build pyramids. An angry autismdog is much more dangerous than draining the royal treasury some more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:37:44 2023 No.44123208 >>44123181 Yeah, no, murlocs and that lilim story got totally blasted. I'm making some assumptions but I think it bothered them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:42:07 2023 No.44123251 File: 520 KB, 770x1000, alice 4 holes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:44:19 2023 No.44123274 >>44123208 you have a very small frame of reference

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:44:26 2023 No.44123275 File: 592 KB, 736x920, 1690284361069791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:45:05 2023 No.44123282 >>44123274 I've only been here for a year or so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:45:27 2023 No.44123286 >>44123282 >3 so?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:47:20 2023 No.44123303 >>44123286 Those are the only new writers I remember.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:48:05 2023 No.44123312

>>44123208
But there are some new writers that don't get "totally blasted"? The Ao3 comments on those stories seem pretty positive overall. I'm not saying you have to like them, but obviously some people did.

I'm unfortunately not in their heads, so I can't tell you why they stopped writing. If it was because they didn't get a 100% positive reception from their work, then I don't know what to tell you. There's always going to be trolls and shit stirrers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:48:24 2023 No.44123316 >>44123208 I can't speak for them, but Murlocs said he still wants to write more and hasn't because he's busy with IRL shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:49:24 2023 No.44123326 >>44123312 All I know is I rarely got comments on my stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:50:36 2023 No.44123336 >>44123326 Then link any of them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:51:35 2023 No.44123341 >>44123336 https://archiveofourown.org/works/46271056/chapters/116492008

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:52:11 2023 No.44123348 File: 1.46 MB, 1357x1920, 1690289809927773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117747

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:52:54 2023 No.44123357 Every single time.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:56:55 2023 No.44123394

>>44123326
I don't know if you want honest advice, but if you want more engagement then did you try these:
-Write longer or more frequent stories
-Respond to comments
-Post links to places other than this thread

And worst of all
-Appealing to the lowest common denominator by writing about more popular monsters or more cliché setups

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:57:36 2023 No.44123401 I will not be defeated by wans!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:57:43 2023 No.44123404 >>44123341 Start using a tripcode so nobody wastes their time responding

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 13:58:57 2023 No.44123412 >>44123401 My wan folder is filled with over 500 pictures of wans, I WILL be defeated by wans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:01:19 2023 No.44123433 File: 1.11 MB, 2842x1523, 109699886_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117747 One of these things is not like the others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:02:53 2023 No.44123447 File: 2.92 MB, 1404x710, 2023-07-25 12-00-56.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123394 good advice if I hadn't stopped writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:03:45 2023 No.44123455 >>44123433 The one that's not from a gacha?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:12:11 2023 No.44123521 File: 313 KB, 423x448, 60ca94418db285bb78c448af30166a9d6f51fe90bebe64deb6fbfcb802711768.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123455 2hu is a gacha?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:12:57 2023 No.44123525 File: 735 KB, 750x1063, 1507520236547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bully monsters in heat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:13:12 2023 No.44123530 File: 665 KB, 816x656, 1666971086533345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are under arrest for heavy charges of jaywalking! If you truly are as innocent as you claim then fork over those clothes for the investigation!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:13:20 2023 No.44123533 If you don't get your MG wife to dress up as famous MG from other media then I don't know what to tell you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:16:12 2023 No.44123552 File: 649 KB, 620x1044, Pillow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:18:29 2023 No.44123569 >>44123530 That doggo unfortunately has a weak point. Well, two very large weak points.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:20:21 2023 No.44123586 File: 600 KB, 547x730, 1690294578576445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:22:24 2023 No.44123606 >>44123569 Plot twist: those are her trump cards. She forces you to suck her tits and finishes you off with a breastfeeding handjob Her actual weakness in-game is her mouth. Kissing deals high pleasure to her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:23:59 2023 No.44123618 >>44123606 I always hated that in lust grimm. The damn holst trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:26:28 2023 No.44123638 >>44123618 >wtf do you mean the sexy monster girls evolved to have powerful tits to rape me as efficiently as possible Dumb male human. It's your fault the next generation's gene pool will be polluted with fox DNA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:29:03 2023 No.44123652 File: 1.61 MB, 4096x2759, F14c6sLaEAA5YLC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mara Dragon. Basically a subordinate of Mara. Her breath expands dong, literally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:29:05 2023 No.44123653 >>44123638 With monster girls, the only winning move is simply not to play.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:30:27 2023 No.44123661 File: 203 KB, 1032x1677, 369fc978383915f62b1bf03b3e2ca603f39d41fd24aa430f7f22ef5e881d981a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123652 how about some non mge content? It's much more exciting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:31:38 2023 No.44123667 >>44123433 >boat >fox >jackal >cat (according to X)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:31:47 2023 No.44123669 >>44122564 I will learn magic to enchant weapons like guns or to build motors who use mamono mana as fuel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:32:38 2023 No.44123672 i only trust wurm titties, they will never betray or trick me, i can drink the milkies without anything going wrong >>44123652 ah yes the dick dragon, who has gotten no dick for xxx amount of years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:33:42 2023 No.44123676 >>44123661 What non mge content do you like anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:35:29 2023 No.44123691 >>44123661 Go to r34 or /d/ for your basic bitch shortstack gobbo fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:35:35 2023 No.44123692 File: 246 KB, 800x1000, 1399473014688.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123661 Vanadis maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:36:06 2023 No.44123698 >>44123676 Don't feed the mick and his psychopathic obsessions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:36:47 2023 No.44123700 >>44122612 Dothog is also really good, I like his work

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:37:44 2023 No.44123707 File: 790 KB, 1275x1488, 3a6a80744d9f3c7b06436e8767b5761881c2ce6ba33fe480f76bd2641757aba6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123676 dump harpies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:38:55 2023 No.44123719 File: 553 KB, 1400x1108, 311e69131e5a59b46331445d11c510da6940e858e35834d521e0c472ff2ff2c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123698 uhhuh, uhuh. But can Druella really live up to her election promises?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:42:44 2023 No.44123747 >>44123692 I think I have all those games downloaded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:44:11 2023 No.44123759 >>44123521 Apparently there's an official touhou gacha.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:47:40 2023 No.44123783 File: 395 KB, 1536x2048, DH4tNLDXYAASIMu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123759 There's an official MGE gatcha, too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:47:41 2023 No.44123784 how likely would the pharse "I TRIPPED AND FELL dick first INTO HER PUSSY" would be the honest truth in post monster girl world

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:47:41 2023 No.44123785 >>44123521 I did mean Kagerou and >>44123759 I choose to ignore its existence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:47:44 2023 No.44123786 >>44123606 Truly a devilish trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:49:08 2023 No.44123799 >>44123784 Monster Girl self-insert animes have the monster trip and conveniently fall in a position the dick gets into her pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:49:12 2023 No.44123800 >>44123783 Interesting choices. Baph is KC's favourite monster, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:49:42 2023 No.44123802 >>44123784 it's a known hazard with unagi joro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:50:03 2023 No.44123806 >>44123785 >I choose to ignore its existence You can't

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:50:34 2023 No.44123808 What's a gacha exactly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:50:59 2023 No.44123811 >>44123808 Echidna births.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:51:07 2023 No.44123812 File: 146 KB, 620x877, 1524194283825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123784 Literally what the eel js made for

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:51:20 2023 No.44123813 >>44123808 cancer gambling to get people to buy characters. It's a big like a card game booster pack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:52:21 2023 No.44123822 >>44123783 Those are keychains, right? Still a better deal than gambling for JPEGs. >>44123806 Yes I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:52:39 2023 No.44123826 >>44123813 I can download as many pngs from the internet as I want

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:52:44 2023 No.44123828 >>44123799 that would be unrealistic, why would anon have his pants down so conveniently

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:53:14 2023 No.44123829 >>44123822 Thank god for the chesh figure. I hope it sells well. I would like more MGE merch (and for KC to quit his job and focus on MGE full time but that ain't gonna happen)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:53:48 2023 No.44123832 File: 1.30 MB, 1110x2100, 1675768605405147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120410 I feel as though demons would be especially fun to mating press. Something about a fat blue ass being pressed into a mattress is both hot and funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:54:39 2023 No.44123836 >>44123829 I hope it doesn't. > for KC to quit his job and focus on MGE bro, please, he can't fuck you any harder even if he goes full time ignoring everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:54:40 2023 No.44123837 >>44123828 most anons switched to velcro pants after their old pants kept getting torn off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:55:34 2023 No.44123843 That's the Irish catfucker. Don't reply to his bullshit. Just report him for trolling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:55:35 2023 No.44123845 >>44123828 Humans wear clothes that get easily ripped. You think it's a joke that human boys want to be raped?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:56:55 2023 No.44123853 >>44120203 The position of her head makes me think of that one bug in New Vegas https://youtu.be/ITOrKb5HP6s

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:57:30 2023 No.44123859 >>44123843 Because of him I always say werecat instead of cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:57:36 2023 No.44123860 >>44123812 >eel js Is she web dev?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:58:56 2023 No.44123871 So then is gacha just a catch all term for games of chance ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:59:35 2023 No.44123877 >>44123837 >>44123845 so i should just wear armor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 14:59:55 2023 No.44123880 >>44123871 It's genshin impact. That's the game version. The other version is just paying money and gambling for what you want to comeout. But they weren't really called gachas back then, not in the same way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:01:16 2023 No.44123899 >>44123667 >boat Blue Archive isn't a boatgirl game though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:01:21 2023 No.44123900 >>44123877 seems like a waste of money and comfort when the simplest of wind spells disrobes you instantly but if it's about style go for it

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:02:23 2023 No.44123913

>>44120376
I adore the idea of a real monster manual that acts as a pre-DL bestiary including relevant information about monsters and beasts but turns into the encyclopedia when exposed to mamano mana. Always liked flipping through those DnD monster manuals as a kid and books on dinosaurs that listed species with their relevant information.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:02:35 2023 No.44123916 >>44123871 It's Genshin Impact, FGO, Azure Lane, KanColle, Star Rail, Blue Archive and Last Origin, among other lesser known stuff. But Anon only complains about the ones he dislikes and spams the same five images of boat sluts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:03:24 2023 No.44123923 >>44123832 Yeah, combiné that with the plan pap get pregnant and you get something really funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:03:27 2023 No.44123924 >>44123899 Is blue archive the one with the cow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:04:09 2023 No.44123932 >>44123900 then imma just dress like a clown, no monster will go near me! and only get clussy, thats lovely

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:04:14 2023 No.44123934 >>44123913 I like the idea of being like the wandering scholar. But I just go around the MGEverse meeting different monster girls, and ticking them off like a bird spotting thing or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:04:25 2023 No.44123937 >>44120551 >Le British jokes Go back to read it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:04:28 2023 No.44123938 >>44123877 The thing that gets easily melted by any fluid that conveniently can't harm the human body? They will mistake you for a Super Ghosts & Goblins cosplayer begging for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:05:12 2023 No.44123944 File: 82 KB, 716x1059, ERaOBwpXkAEn7ww.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120376 she's not wrong though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:05:20 2023 No.44123948 File: 712 KB, 800x1200, 43064985_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123871 >>44123916 KanColle isn't a gacha. That's the one thing it has going for it these days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:05:33 2023 No.44123950 >>44123880 That don't originate from gachapon, the machines where you put 300 / 500 yens to get a something in a plastic ball ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:06:43 2023 No.44123967 File: 1.06 MB, 1013x1433, 109978321_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123924 >the cow You'll have to be more specific.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:07:01 2023 No.44123972 >>44123948 I love this fat oni like you wouldn't believe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:07:12 2023 No.44123974 >>44120565 >>44120606 >Titcow greenworm grows to the point where she's about to metamorpihize >Goes into her cocoon thinking about the silk cannons she'll have once she gets out >Bursts out of her cocoon >Flat >It all went to her ass and hips

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:07:12 2023 No.44123973 >>44123948 >KanColle isn't a gacha How do they make money?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:07:19 2023 No.44123975 >>44123950 Words change in meaning. Regardless they are absolutely awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:08:54 2023 No.44123992 >>44123975 Danukis would absolutely run gacha games if they were real. Probably get something useful from them though. Maybe a mana marker for the monster you roll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:08:58 2023 No.44123993 File: 848 KB, 865x1500, __akagi_azur_lane_drawn_by_ttheyue__d311791fb955bdf94bc8f6cbfc65c51b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123899 That's Akagi. You can't fool me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:09:11 2023 No.44123996 >>44123938 but why wpoudl destory shuch good looking armor, i thought every monster likes a man in uniform?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:09:41 2023 No.44124002 >>44123992 it's weird i keep getting only hebi

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:10:05 2023 No.44124009

>>44123973
You don't pay to obtain shipgirls, but you can pay for other things.
>Whilst the game is free-to-play, special premium bonuses can be obtained through prepaid game money and credit card microtransactions, such as repair dock expansions, home shipyard furniture tokens, ship possession limit increases, and special consumable items.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:11:16 2023 No.44124017 >>44123975 The video games? Yes The toy distributor machines? No, It's really fun and I have a lot of little plastic DQ slimes and a praying cat. I never saw the MGE one sadly, bad timing I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:11:26 2023 No.44124019 File: 977 KB, 955x1339, FKfUPglagAEQbO6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123993

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:11:46 2023 No.44124025 >>44124009 This why I prefer the model of games where you pay for it all up front

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:11:55 2023 No.44124027 Uh oh I’m a ghost now, I better hide or miss wisp will find me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:12:40 2023 No.44124033 Gacha is a buzzword for a specific subcategory of "things Anon doesn't like". Similar to >2hu >vtumor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:13:08 2023 No.44124037 File: 439 KB, 516x1137, 1682173747779116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44120773 >Westaboo Ochimusa Question is... Cowgirl ochimusa with a ghostly revolver or westaboo knight ochimusa with plate armour and a longsword?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:13:43 2023 No.44124042 File: 861 KB, 1141x1684, F0XKExhaEAEKar0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44124025 it's harder to milk you that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:14:12 2023 No.44124048 >>44124025 Kek, we all do but it's not the good era for that. You will buy the hellwan Fortnite's skin and you will be happy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:14:36 2023 No.44124056 >>44124037 Probably the later

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:15:38 2023 No.44124065 >>44124037 I pick the former because revolver is basically the katana of guns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:15:45 2023 No.44124067 >>44124037 European trenches enjoyer ochimusha to help me dig

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:16:13 2023 No.44124071 >>44124065 >basically the katana of guns. Huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:16:45 2023 No.44124075 >>44124033 And you sound like you just want to complain that someone else complains

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:17:27 2023 No.44124086 >>44123860 No, that's the nerdy spooder down the street. >>44123934 And so Anon became the Wandering Asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:17:33 2023 No.44124087 >>44124071 overhyped, romanticized and somewhat impractical

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:18:03 2023 No.44124092 >>44124075 I like complaining. Especially about mge and the guy who made it.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:19:16 2023 No.44124105
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>>44123923
In my opinion demons are at a level of smug dominance where they aren't quite annoying as something like a dark elf but are still fun to take down a peg by overwhelming them with sex. Also I want to mating press a shut-in neet demon shitposter in her musty uncleaned bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:20:47 2023 No.44124117 File: 257 KB, 1023x1447, 110228634_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:21:07 2023 No.44124121 >>44124027 go run to the nearest lich and she'll protect from mean old miss wisp. She'll even make you a new body

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:22:13 2023 No.44124129 >>44124037 depends how old the ochimusa is

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:25:39 2023 No.44124160
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>>44120706
Don't know about living in Zipangu proper but at least the monster ruled parts should have a reasonably high standard of living, considering the tech level, so I guess I would be willing to. I would need to know more. As for Japan, as long as I get to live in the countryside or maybe some decent suburban area and if I am certain to find the girl that ticks my boxes and I can afford it sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:27:52 2023 No.44124181 >>44124027 >ms wisp hosts a paranormal show where she keeps searching for a husband in various spooky dwellings

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:29:47 2023 No.44124194 >>44124181 Like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:30:35 2023 No.44124201 File: 2.41 MB, 2894x4093, 109553033_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:32:43 2023 No.44124218 >>44124194 abandoned hospitals, burned down orphanages, dilapidated carnivals, shut-down mental asylums, ihop

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:38:09 2023 No.44124260 >>44120706 No. I will stay in bongland and be ruled by the queen of hearts. Hopefully they, or a ryu, fixes our shit weather.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:41:37 2023 No.44124286 File: 439 KB, 1904x2560, 1690298061318149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:41:51 2023 No.44124289 >>44120706 i'd go back to my parents country and pick up a monster wife and work as a farmer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:42:28 2023 No.44124294 File: 84 KB, 1096x910, edtnamym9eg81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123829 >I would like more MGE merch Here is your MGE merch, bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:44:27 2023 No.44124311 File: 663 KB, 724x1023, 1623506208573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:45:02 2023 No.44124318 >>44120706 I like zipangu monsters but I am useless so it wouldn't work out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:45:04 2023 No.44124321 >>44124294 he sued them, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:48:17 2023 No.44124350 >>44124321 he's not very litigious unless you're a dipshit

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:50:54 2023 No.44124380

>>44123832
>I feel as though demons would be especially fun to mating press
>fat blue ass being pressed into a mattress
>>44124105
>fun to take down a peg by overwhelming them with sex
Almost my exact thoughts about loli Demons, the back-and-forth with a smug, seductive, teasing, temptating, blue brat culminating in dominating her in bed is the best. There's also something insanely erotic about the MGE Demon's specific colors, especially when it comes imagining what the lewdest areas look like. The horns and pointy ears have really pretty shapes, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:54:03 2023 No.44124407 File: 106 KB, 1319x1313, meme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:55:03 2023 No.44124413 >>44120921 mite give it a read

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:55:18 2023 No.44124418 Cats. Warrior cats Mage cats Thief cats Priest cats Monk cats Warlock cats Machinest cats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:58:58 2023 No.44124450 File: 217 KB, 1000x1200, 1688195514745886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44124380 I wonder if KC designed their horns to be in the shape of motorcycle handles on purpose. I wouldn't put it past him to do so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 15:59:33 2023 No.44124456 >>44124450 Legitimately built for handholds.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:00:21 2023 No.44124461
File: 1.20 MB, 4096x1564, 1683371765656004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>"Be not afraid. I bring the light of the Lo-"
>"Why are you touching my wings? Stop that. Stop! God didn't give me wings just so you could touch them!"
>"Don't touch the rings, either! They represent the mysteries of- ow! Yes, I can feel you poking those eyes, idiot! Quit it!"
>"Ahem. The Lord has bid me to tell you- are you really grabbing my breasts?!? I can smite you where you stand! Oh my- and my butt, too?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:01:10 2023 No.44124471 >>44122980 I saved it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:01:41 2023 No.44124476 >>44124461 Lewd and fluffy. Truly I cannot comprehend their true forms! Remember to put the power limiter on your Angel Waifu when going to a shop lest she spook the other patrons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:02:09 2023 No.44124479 >>44124461 >"Stop! God didn't give me wings just so you could touch them!" We both know that's a lie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:02:40 2023 No.44124486 >>44124461 >anon then tries to milk the busty angel to get holy milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:05:34 2023 No.44124505 File: 3.03 MB, 2896x4096, F14GLrIaQAEWw8S.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cats sure seem to like getting into fights

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:05:58 2023 No.44124513 >>44124418 >Machinist werecat working on maintaining your power armor >Really tomboyish and nice but can't mutter the courage to ask you out Yup, I like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:06:58 2023 No.44124525 >>44124505 They've grown increasingly territorial. In the forests of Nyan they gather strength, preparing to pillage the land of men and fish. Truly dark days are upon us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:07:05 2023 No.44124528 >>44124450 Oh yes. i remember reading somewhere that succs become very blowjob-focused if the guy grabs their horns

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:07:45 2023 No.44124530 >>44124505 They want your attention and test the limit until you correct them or want to get hurt so they can cry on your shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:08:32 2023 No.44124542 >>44124525 It’s okay, I keep a spray bottle by my door filled with lukewarm water. No cat can stand against it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:09:49 2023 No.44124553 >>44124542 >"Do not mourn for me sisters, I shall distract him!" >Anon shouting as he is tackled by two accompanying werecats as one of them 'sacrifices' herself to eat two of the waterbottle squirts. her sacrifice will be remembered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:11:20 2023 No.44124565 >>44124461 imma nibble her nipples

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:14:23 2023 No.44124596 >>44124542 I have a pressure washer and they hired me to help defend the canned fish factory. Things will be ugly but that how things are. Maybe they will give me a wife if I win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:16:12 2023 No.44124609 Surely kots wouldn't attack me if I was sleeping right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:18:13 2023 No.44124621 >>44124609 No, but a cat will sleep on top of your chest when you wake up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:19:05 2023 No.44124631 >>44124609 >Anon wakes up from an afternoon nap and sits up >HE’S AWAKE, GET HIM >Before he can register what is going on he is tackled back down by several cats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:19:35 2023 No.44124638 >>44124450 They're very grabbable horns, I can think of all kinds of fun to be had with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:20:00 2023 No.44124640 >>44124631 >Hit head on shell >Die

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:20:37 2023 No.44124651 >>44124621 But I would get crushed! >>44124631 What are they doing in my home?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:22:05 2023 No.44124657 >>44124651 Well, a husband raiding party isn’t going to wait around and ask permission to enter the premise

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:22:22 2023 No.44124661 >>44124450 im going to climb a real tall demon girl and just make vroom vroom noises while holding her horns

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:23:21 2023 No.44124670 >>44124651 Nah, just her head on you, the rest is on your bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:23:33 2023 No.44124674 >>44124657 well, except the vampire raiding parties

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:24:21 2023 No.44124684 >>44124670 My bed can barely fit one person, how is she doing this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:25:26 2023 No.44124693 >>44124684 It is a well know ability of cats to fit into areas they reasonably should be able to fit into. Cats are a liquid after all

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:26:03 2023 No.44124697

>>44124674
>hear loud arguing outside your door at 11pm
>open the door to find several very flustered "delivery women" with packages that they need to bring into your home and have you sign for
>they all start fighting over who gets to deliver their package first

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:26:45 2023 No.44124700 >>44124693 >>44124684 This, kot magic now stop complaining. Putting werecats in anon's house is already hard enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:29:15 2023 No.44124725 >>44124700 She's heavy I'm thirsty I wish I was playing videogames

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:30:50 2023 No.44124734 File: 311 KB, 1448x2048, F0XTuNvakAAe3JN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44124725 drink up, then

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:30:53 2023 No.44124735 >>44124725 Well, obviously she convinently stretches so that a tiddy is near your mouth, and her tails lazily wave around a controller just in arms reach

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:30:58 2023 No.44124736 >>44124725 Well you should have thought of that BEFORE the cats broke into your home. Also don’t let her hear you calling her heavy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:31:07 2023 No.44124737 What monsters cant swim?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:31:57 2023 No.44124746 >>44124737 NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:32:41 2023 No.44124754 >>44124736 You say this as if it was a planned event Also she is HEAVY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:32:47 2023 No.44124755 >>44124737 sea bishops can't swim but they can fly so they just do that underwater too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:35:18 2023 No.44124769 >>44124746 Please don’t make fun of the Choco Cats they are trying their best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:35:44 2023 No.44124774 >>44124746 hhhhehe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:35:47 2023 No.44124775 >>44124725 For fuck sake Anon, play Vidya with her and ask her to get you a drink, not hard. Anything else?

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:37:58 2023 No.44124788

>>44124737
On the flip side, what monsters can I trust to life guard?

I'm opening a pool, and I need to know who to blacklist and who can look after people. I'd like to get an aquatic monster, but I'm a bit far too inland. I fear it's going to be carnage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:38:36 2023 No.44124791 !!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:41:21 2023 No.44124811 File: 894 KB, 1979x3843, 1528001001340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44124791 My big fluffy wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:46:18 2023 No.44124841 File: 986 KB, 1240x1754, cuteanniversaywife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man, five years ago I did not expect to love my lich wife this much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:46:28 2023 No.44124843 File: 572 KB, 2210x2509, F1qWjOCXwAEKwWf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:56:50 2023 No.44124910 >>44124843 I need cute foxes with cuter freckles

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 16:59:29 2023 No.44124920 >Cat with time magic >Traps you in a Groundhog Day loop so she can perfect her hunt and seduction of (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:00:37 2023 No.44124930 File: 323 KB, 1446x2048, Kannon Lynn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:01:01 2023 No.44124933 File: 448 KB, 1451x2048, 20230204_102602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Choco cat this, Choco cat that, how about Choco snake?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:04:23 2023 No.44124954 >>44124933 Sorry, snakes are very scary

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:06:31 2023 No.44124972

>>44124920
>tries hundreds of different tactics
>bumping into him, letting him see her from across the street, posing through a window after getting out of the shower
>nothing works
>finally manages to secure Anon by pinning him to a wall and kissing him until his mind goes blank

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:07:29 2023 No.44124978 >>44124933 For such an evil looking snake, she has a dork haircut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:14:07 2023 No.44125021 File: 126 KB, 667x1000, 20230724_181059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44124954 You will be coiled, and you will like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:18:03 2023 No.44125048 File: 1.93 MB, 1499x2956, 110238597_p8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:19:04 2023 No.44125058 >>44124978 >Calling an evil snake a dork I hope you like cleaning scales anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:24:02 2023 No.44125089 >>44125058 uh... I meant dark! I'd never call a negahebi a dork!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:28:15 2023 No.44125117 File: 643 KB, 1098x1544, akagi fox shadow puppets redo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:28:56 2023 No.44125118 Any monster can instantly be tamed with belly kisses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:31:53 2023 No.44125135 >>44125118 blowing raspberries on a 500 y/o ancient evil's tummy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:32:18 2023 No.44125142 >>44125118 You will get fur in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:32:33 2023 No.44125143 >>44125118 it's well defended though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:41:42 2023 No.44125205 >>44125021 GIWTWM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:43:43 2023 No.44125220 File: 717 KB, 1344x2260, 1669779993485338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Grabbing a holst's tits while pounding her from behind

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:44:15 2023 No.44125225 File: 647 KB, 2400x3300, F103uslaUAAODnF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:47:08 2023 No.44125248 You know how cats are fluid? Do you reckon kots can fit through the gap underneath a door? Chesh could just phase through it, but if the other kots can go liquid, then that's quite scary. Liquid jinko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:49:41 2023 No.44125261 >>44125118 its more of a womb kiss

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:51:02 2023 No.44125272 >>44125248 Their fat asses would get stuck.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:53:51 2023 No.44125287

>>44125272
>Fat ass werecat tries to liquid through anons door
>"I'm gonna get nya anon..."
>Sticks paws and arms through underneath of door
>"Here I come anon!"
>Somehow gets torso under door, and then stops.
>"Um... a little help?"
>Anon has to climb down the fire escape, reenter the building and give kot firm kick up ass.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:56:43 2023 No.44125311 >>44125287 Time to rough up her squishy ass like silly putty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 17:58:47 2023 No.44125323 >>44125048 My type of elf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:00:12 2023 No.44125331 >no Brittonic speaking Saberface wight Sad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:06:26 2023 No.44125377 >>44125331 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:07:03 2023 No.44125383 File: 943 KB, 807x1509, 1689814034748733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mutual ear touching with elves!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:08:31 2023 No.44125396 >>44125383 Why would elves like human ears

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:11:41 2023 No.44125416 >>44125377 A wight that speaks Brittonic (pre-Anglo-saxon Celtic language from which Welsh and Cornish are descended) and looks like Artoria Pendragon or her many lookalikes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:14:39 2023 No.44125441 >>44125416 I'd rather have a cursed sword who thinks she's excalibur, and sits around all day sitting in a rock waiting for her fated husband to pull her out. (She's actually just stuck and can't get out.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:15:23 2023 No.44125446 >>44125396 They like how round and stubby they are, not to mention the lobe. Make sure you protect your ears around elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:15:54 2023 No.44125450 >>44125383 Double hentai ahegao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:21:28 2023 No.44125490 It is scientifically proven you can escape any kot attack by yanking on her tail. Even if she is about to rape you, give that tail a tug and you will be home free

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:21:49 2023 No.44125494 >>44125441 And then some guy shows up with a big hammer and smashes the stone to pieces instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:23:07 2023 No.44125507 >>44125248 The rule of thumb for real cat is if the head fit, everything can go (if he's not fat). Same for all werecat I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:24:41 2023 No.44125522 >>44125490 No, the proper way is to pinch the back of her neck and she'll be completely incapacitated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:26:02 2023 No.44125527 >>44125522 This is why I keep clothespins in my anti-rape kit.

>>	Breathfag Tue Jul 25 18:26:08 2023 No.44125530 Danuki breaths just be sniffed at all costs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:30:23 2023 No.44125560 >>44125450 >Turning each other into a panting mess just from ear fondling

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:33:00 2023 No.44125573 File: 962 KB, 4096x2304, 1690307036587667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:34:29 2023 No.44125581 File: 90 KB, 520x350, FocleViaUAEffzb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:36:52 2023 No.44125598 >>44125560 That or I'd become a catatonic puddle, situationally. I think I like touching ears so much because mine are so sensitive. It's a good thing I don't have a tail to touch, I don't need any more weak points.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:42:15 2023 No.44125632 File: 482 KB, 2896x4096, Will-o-the-Wisp95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:49:19 2023 No.44125678 File: 452 KB, 2165x1218, F1yiQo-aYAALXun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miko? More like Milko.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:50:54 2023 No.44125688

>>44121425
>panic
>attack her in fear
>she simply smiles as you try to stab her
>the shitty pocket knife breaks in half at the hinge thanks to the goddess of war's protection
>she simply gives you a hug as you struggle while cooing gentle words in your ears
>he magic pacified you entirely
>she places your now docile form on the chair in front of your cluttered dining table(basically a cheap plastic table)
>it was the best food you'd eaten in a long time...
>she simply smiles lovingly as you eat meekly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:53:00 2023 No.44125701 >>44125678 imagine the strong and well fed babies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:54:27 2023 No.44125711 >>44124321 He tends to be all bark and no bite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:54:34 2023 No.44125715 File: 1.28 MB, 2304x3072, 110153065_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:56:34 2023 No.44125726

with severely reduced mental faculties, zombies are in a terrible lonely state
that is why the OPP should push for a ban on unconsensual zombification and expansion of undead shelters in MGC where they can be safe and have access to mana burners so they may finally wight and regain their faculties

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:57:51 2023 No.44125733

>>44123190
>one Apophis decides to reject the 'tism dog's request for a pyramid
>they go back and forth about it for a month until the anubis snaps
>over the course of the next year the apophis's royal court disappears, sent off to neighboring kingdoms in the middle of the night without anyone's knowledge.
>unusually quiet day in the cast;e as the apophis is wandering the halls.
>but there is also an unusual heaviness to the air today, like something terrible is coming.
>"not even the chefs have stayed!" the exclaims to herself walking into the kitchen for lunch
>as she's preparing something she hears footsteps down the hall
>oh shit its the anubis's footsteps. she'll probably bother her with the pryamids for an hour again, better hide
>the apothis hides and listens in
>"is she in here ms nubi?", sounds like a male
>"not he re. she's ver r r y slippery today."
>"ugh. im supposed to meet with her again today for a 'renewal treatment'", thats the pharaoh. she's talking about another dose of venom.
>"no no o. that wo nt. be necessary. ha. ha. hahahaha."
>fuck. that anubis has completely lost it.
>the apophis has one chance to grape her, or else things could get ugly for her
>as the group walks by she sneaks into the hallway and shoots a dartgun at her neck
>the anubis turns with lightning speed and deflects the shot.
>"anubis! you are not to treat your superiors like that" the pharaoh attempts to use her god voice on the nubis...
>but she's so far gone it doesnt work
>the nubis grabs the dart off of the ground, sticks the tip in some machine, takes the dart out a moment later, and shoves it into the pharaoh. she collapses. the anubis also tells the male to take whats in a bag"
>"w-what was that."
>"an ti-venom."
>"why are y-you doing this?"
>"pyr amid."
>"i'll let you make one! just please have mercy"
>"you are irredee mably e evil. we a are past th at."
>"... so corrupting the whole royal court is fine but no pryamids is the line for you"
>"y es"
>"and what was in the bag?"
>"dr ugs"
>the pharaoh comes to
>"ALRIGHT WHAT THE FUCK!"
>the anubis looks back at her with a broken thousand yard stare and heavy breathing, the pharaoh quickly figures out whats going on
>"seriously? you didnt read the royal archives at all? they all get like this when you dont let them build pryamids"
>"buh-but"
>"no buts!" god voice active: "you are never to try and corrupt me or anyone else again, nor are you to hold any hostility against any people of the desert kingdom. do you understand?"
>the apophis cant help but comply... and the boy comes out of the closest room on every known sex drug in the world
>"and you are to work to pleasure him."
>the man pounces on the grape snake instantly, the pharaoh turns to the anubis
>"c can i i i ple ase-"
>"yes my friend, you can build as many pyramids as you want. but we should really fill the royal court back up"
>the anubis instantly pops back to normal
>"yay! my friend is back"
>the two prance away as happy as can be while the snake is screaming for help, she doesnt want to lose her virginity on these conditions!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 18:59:05 2023 No.44125740 >>44122564 We live in the Kaliyuga anon, nothing good will come about messing with forces you don't understand. Try again in 500,000 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:01:25 2023 No.44125754 >>44123046 Which one? I probably read it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:03:10 2023 No.44125763 File: 213 KB, 816x650, 1685681370762753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You heard the Goddess. Go fuck succs. And then allow angels to purify you all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:03:16 2023 No.44125765 >>44123326 Of you want comments just make a story with a few chapters and post them regularly, I always get a good decent amount of views and comments on mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:04:30 2023 No.44125771 >>44123521 Its had a few, has an active one right now. Lostword. Its alright, i mostly just enjoy the stories

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:04:50 2023 No.44125775 >>44125765 Do you know who you are replying to? There's a good reason why his shitfics don't get positive comments.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:07:30 2023 No.44125788 File: 61 KB, 672x1100, hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125775

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:11:43 2023 No.44125809 File: 2.77 MB, 1433x2024, ff0ac886b3038bdddd0bd75bb45d73d9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miss Valkyrie isn't sure this armor is as practical as you say it is, sir anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:12:08 2023 No.44125811 File: 295 KB, 1500x2000, F1rqZUEaMAAANaP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:12:23 2023 No.44125812 File: 600 KB, 2304x4096, F10Le9SXwAIbfEy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:15:05 2023 No.44125821 >>44125775 Oh it was the mick? He really needs a trip so I can filter him

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:16:19 2023 No.44125824 File: 309 KB, 1340x2250, F1zGv0xaIAA_DJl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hand over your booty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:16:48 2023 No.44125827 >>44125733 I can't believe the grapesnake got graped. I also think its funny that they have rape anons on standby to sic on monsters that displease the pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:18:09 2023 No.44125832 >>44125821 More like he needs another ban.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:20:29 2023 No.44125839 >>44125824 I'll give you mine if you give me yours. >>44125827 Every Anon is a rape Anon after a hit of the Pharaoh's secret cocktail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:23:11 2023 No.44125852 File: 151 KB, 1123x1024, 1690232643566096.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125763 And then hug succs too, while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:30:02 2023 No.44125888 File: 142 KB, 1015x1822, 556a2974d627cc816778e9f9fd5f979305c8b3599e570e92cb42e4f2571f5581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125832 ganyu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:34:06 2023 No.44125903 ungulate mgs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:36:06 2023 No.44125917 File: 555 KB, 1447x877, 1647841741271.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125852 They're weak to affection!

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:36:48 2023 No.44125920

>>44125821
Whenever someone says his/other people's writings are ignored, there's almost 100% chance it's mick.
He's easy to spot because he's completely obsessed with concern trolling to prove that we need to accept him and worship him for any piece of OC he shits out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:37:19 2023 No.44125927 File: 225 KB, 1176x1057, 1445277935713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125917 What a coincidence, so am I!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:38:27 2023 No.44125932 File: 283 KB, 1142x1916, FyLCmwaaEAAz421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125888

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:40:09 2023 No.44125941 File: 1.51 MB, 1875x2800, 1675742088160612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spiky tongue blowjob

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:40:54 2023 No.44125945 >>44125941 No. Bad kitty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:41:47 2023 No.44125947 File: 226 KB, 1100x1024, 1620357744769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125945 Imagine though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:45:14 2023 No.44125971 >>44125947 scratchy tongue + purring is potent

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:46:05 2023 No.44125976 Huggubus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:47:13 2023 No.44125988 File: 485 KB, 1641x1593, 1689797959201073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125976 I could never defend myself if one was after me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:48:11 2023 No.44125999 >>44125971 >Anon thinks he is safe from blowjob attacks since there are no ghouls in the area >He doesn't know about the tonguespine purring blowjob kot grapple build

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:48:22 2023 No.44126001 >>44125809 puffy vulva

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:51:07 2023 No.44126024 >Greenworm crawls up your body >Knock her off >She cries and wiggles helplessly >Take her home out of pity >Raids your fridge >Looks smug >Refuse to even cacoon >Calls you husband randomly >Full neet life style

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:53:13 2023 No.44126034 >>44125917 I'm weak to affection

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:53:32 2023 No.44126035 >>44126024 >Try to take her out to dinner >She demolishes the salad bar >Now you are both banned from the olive garden

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:54:01 2023 No.44126037 >>44125920 you are saying... we should draw more? I guess it has been a while since the last profile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:54:32 2023 No.44126043 File: 523 KB, 1546x1616, 107928297_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123190 really i think we could just make a sensible obelisk or two and put the rest of the money into infrastructure and trade

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 19:59:55 2023 No.44126070 >>44126024 >>44126035 All proof that greenworm shouldn't be trusted. They pretend to be weak, helpless then she has you in her nubs. Foxes being evil hides away the other TRUE evils that lurks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:00:22 2023 No.44126071 File: 1.86 MB, 3500x4500, 32E406AE-E2CE-406D-8B9D-60A8E39233B7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:01:32 2023 No.44126083 >>44126070 you literally can't stay mad at her. under duress she emits those anti-aggression pheromones from her osmeterium

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:02:48 2023 No.44126101 File: 948 KB, 700x700, 1624682640894.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44125927 >>44126034 Bet you dweebs would lose to a few headpats and a 'good boy'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:04:56 2023 No.44126113 If you thought kots were OP Try hag kots, their purring scaling is S Devs are laughing at us

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:06:08 2023 No.44126126 >>44126113 I prefer the chuffing kots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:06:56 2023 No.44126133 File: 74 KB, 1018x869, 1532080620844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44126101 well who wouldnt enjoy a nice scalp massage and kisses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:07:33 2023 No.44126139 >>44126126 Their chuffs dont get scaling but they get headpat damage boost instead Uncapped btw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:07:37 2023 No.44126140 File: 466 KB, 2852x3907, 109992784_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:07:47 2023 No.44126141 >>44125827 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108909816 the desert is a harsh place

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:08:32 2023 No.44126148 >>44126113 Toxoplasims. Just as dangerous as foxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:11:12 2023 No.44126169 File: 1.22 MB, 2142x2500, 109766611_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't breed with Omens, they're cursed and vile and their birth itself is a curse. You can tell by how many hideous horns they have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:11:35 2023 No.44126172 >>44126148 that's my cat kingdom lore. Involves lots of face sitting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:13:15 2023 No.44126182 >>44126101 Headsets won't fill the emptiness inside of me but it'll help

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:13:58 2023 No.44126187 >>44126169 i dont mind as long as it doesnt meant horn nipples

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:14:53 2023 No.44126195 >>44126187 Horn nippeles?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:16:06 2023 No.44126199 >kots literally just have to grapple you and let their purr DoT do all the work DEVS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:16:16 2023 No.44126202 File: 1.17 MB, 2560x1440, 110025172_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:16:33 2023 No.44126207 >>44126187 YOU FOOL YOU'LL SPREAD THE POX. YOUR CHILDREN WILL HAVE HORNS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:17:51 2023 No.44126214 >>44126207 and? horns are cool lmao also Magrette is cute and her sister moghyln is also very cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:17:52 2023 No.44126215 >>44126139 >they get headpat damage boost instead When they get headpats or give headpats? I hope it's the latter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:18:11 2023 No.44126219 File: 112 KB, 723x915, 621DD1D3-A6DF-48B6-B20E-599AE7AFE7ED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m sending you to the abyss for your stupidity Anon, now get transfigured.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:18:37 2023 No.44126222 >>44126199 The game is just imbalanced. Like have you seen the size of the hit box when a Wan uses Roll Over? They don't even have to within arm's reach! And why do you need so many points in RES not to automatically respond to Whine?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:18:57 2023 No.44126224 >>44126215 Paw damage, take a guess You know that head envelop image that pops up occassionaly? Thats you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:20:26 2023 No.44126238 File: 579 KB, 1040x930, 89788765_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44126199 it's unwinnable QTE for most grapples anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:21:28 2023 No.44126246 >>44126224 Good, need the beans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:23:58 2023 No.44126262 File: 2.41 MB, 1500x2122, 101522900_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:26:30 2023 No.44126281 File: 3.95 MB, 1500x2500, 109824961_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44126214 >wanting to willingly spread the seedbed curse by defiling omen crotches >defying the golden order That's it you're going to the sewers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:28:31 2023 No.44126291 >>44126281 Those horns look painful, I want to shave them down and help her keep them in check.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:28:36 2023 No.44126292 >>44126101 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:30:21 2023 No.44126297 >>44126262 Artists need to stop making gators so cute, I'm going to be eaten.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:34:46 2023 No.44126324 >>44126281 >seedbed curse you get that by defiling corpses and eating something out of their anus not by fucking omens

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:42:36 2023 No.44126369 File: 1.13 MB, 2480x3508, 75215009_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:42:48 2023 No.44126371 File: 998 KB, 1019x1459, F15SXnJagAEmARH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44123948 heavy ordinance

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:44:02 2023 No.44126378 >>44125711 tell me about it...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:48:30 2023 No.44126402 >>44126371 I want her so badly...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:48:33 2023 No.44126403 File: 166 KB, 894x1080, HZXmy_sRlTU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:48:39 2023 No.44126404 >>44126371 i like this white horned woman

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:52:11 2023 No.44126415 but what if you squeezed da Kiki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:53:26 2023 No.44126421 >>44126415 she makes a bird noise or a dog noise

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:53:31 2023 No.44126423 File: 1.28 MB, 849x1200, ClipboardImage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 20:55:47 2023 No.44126435 File: 514 KB, 2652x3200, F0q7Ms8aQAAFJ7S.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44126403 nice custom tailoring for that ghostly tail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:00:13 2023 No.44126463 >>44126378 It’s smarter he picks his fights though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:12:12 2023 No.44126537 File: 1.28 MB, 3552x2537, 109569561_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:14:08 2023 No.44126561 p'orcs make better milk that holsts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:16:14 2023 No.44126578 File: 2.64 MB, 1764x2508, 1682596995283411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hahaha, grave robbing is such an easy way of getting money!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:17:37 2023 No.44126587 >>44126578 Guy found the biggest nugget in the world and said "nah ain't worth shit."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:20:33 2023 No.44126607 >>44126463 Yeah... he really showed cheral.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:25:17 2023 No.44126632 monster like penis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:25:32 2023 No.44126634 >>44126578 >not immediately becoming suspicious at her still fully fleshed out tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:26:27 2023 No.44126641 File: 390 KB, 2000x2800, Baphomet1308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe I'd have a better sleep schedule if I had a cute goat to watch me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:27:00 2023 No.44126646 >>44126641 That's a boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:27:34 2023 No.44126649 >>44126632 there are potions that will give you one of those

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:27:47 2023 No.44126652 >>44126578 >does not have a magic detector for when they awaken >opens the sarcophagus like a dingus It's like he wants to get caught.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:29:09 2023 No.44126661 File: 689 KB, 2142x2856, Baphomet1297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44126646 Boys don't wear swimsuits like this, silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:30:12 2023 No.44126670 >>44126632 Yes, she do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:31:04 2023 No.44126672 File: 211 KB, 2841x3427, F1kfYkfaYAMdRCb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44126652 it can takes decades or centuries before a guard actually gets to catch a trespasser. got to give them a little fulfillment

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:33:18 2023 No.44126684

I want to see the alternative dialogue from powerful monsters on a 0 INT run.

>Get to castle of all powerful vampire
>"Fufufu, welcome to my lair hero! ...hero? No it's a push door. Push. Towards me! That's it..."
>Vampire really not sure how to deal with this.
>Was expecting a dramatic showdown.
>This is less "Die monster" and more "unga bunga unga bunga"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:34:56 2023 No.44126691 >>44126684 am club pretty monster lady on head then bring back to grug cave for baby make

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:35:05 2023 No.44126693 File: 132 KB, 460x480, 51e9dbe6-96e1-468f-8674-48b5aa1eacb7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The most dangerous monster girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:38:02 2023 No.44126710 >>44126403 ghosts should not be allowed to just decide to haunt your dick one day, that makes no sense. Aren't they supposed to have a previous attachment to what they haunt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:39:22 2023 No.44126718 >>44126693 good to see her getting out and doing sports, poor girl was going to sleep half her life away at that rate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:39:36 2023 No.44126720 >>44126684 >I'm going to rape you >Gruh? >Rape. >Gruh? >R.A.P.E RAYUPH. >Guh ruh? >Vampire mimics sex with her fingers Please be patient with him. He has the intelligence of a slime mixed with a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:40:28 2023 No.44126724 File: 1001 KB, 1628x2048, F1tH1xeakAAjyX_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44126632 she probably likes other stuff about you too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:41:22 2023 No.44126728 >>44126710 Ghosts tend to be about unfinished business, and she didn't get to suck your cock when you were alive.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:42:12 2023 No.44126733

>>44126684
>tfw anon doesnt even know how to talk and just grunts and punces onto the vampire and immdienitely puts her inot a mating press
>Vamp has to teach anon everything from square one
>he even ate his food raw and brings her dead realm beasts for her to eat
>He doesnt even wear clothes, no matter how much she tries to get him to

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:42:38 2023 No.44126737 >>44126710 Ghosts tend to be about unfinished business, and she didn't get to suck your cock when she was alive.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:46:02 2023 No.44126763

>>44126684
>Anon gets to desert kingdom level
>Sphinx guard at tomb entrance
>"Nyahaha. You must answer these three riddles to pass"
>Anon pauses, counts his fingers, and then sticks four of them up
>"Uh... w-what has four legs at dawn, two legs at-"
>Sphinx pauses. Anon is struggling to keep up counting his fingers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:48:55 2023 No.44126788 >>44126763 poor anon, he pumped his str and fai but dumping his int stat he just grabs monster and moves them to the side

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:50:25 2023 No.44126801 >>44126403 Blue skin erotic... >>44126641 I need a Kiki to give me good night blowjobs. Turns out making someone else drink warm (man) milk is even better than having a glass of the normal kind yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:51:44 2023 No.44126811 >>44126684 >wurm gets an in-depth dialog tree that lets anon skip several major quests >to anyone else it sounds like they're just grunting at each other

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:53:12 2023 No.44126822 File: 201 KB, 1483x2048, F1ulG83akAAzQlv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44126801

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:53:56 2023 No.44126825 >>44126822 I'm lost in her horns.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:55:13 2023 No.44126831

>>44126788

>Anubis informs pharaoh that anon has breached the tomb
>"Ufufu... this anon must be quite the intelligent man to have made it past the sphinx."
>She actually just felt really bad for him.
>"I look forward to our battle of wits, Miss Anubis."
>Anubis can't look her in the eyes.
>5 hours pass, pharaoh getting very annoyed.
>"Where is he?"
>"He's still doing the block sliding puzzle your grace."
>"Ah, fair enough. The eighth one is a real tough nut to crack."
>Anubis dares not tell her that anon is still in the first room

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:58:13 2023 No.44126855 >>44125494 Too many steps. Just grab the sword handle and swing the boulder around like a hammer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 21:59:40 2023 No.44126865 File: 635 KB, 862x1362, 1576168402772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of assets should I seek in a tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:00:36 2023 No.44126871 >>44126718 2 thirds of her life more likely

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:01:33 2023 No.44126881 >>44126865 Precious metals and real estate. If a danuki tells you she has millions in crypto, you just keep walking.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:01:37 2023 No.44126884

>>44126811
>pardon the intrusion ma'am but I am wondering if you by chance know of the location of the staff of heavenly winds? it is imperative that I find it as soon as possible to conduct a sealing ritual upon Mount Pitmeddin to prevent a devastating volcanic event
>of course my good sir, in fact I happened to have come across some information concerning your staff not to long ago, apparently the dwarven people kept it within the lower vaults of one of the nearby mountain holds, the place is if course abandoned these days however I can other to escort you to it through my network of travel tunnels

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:02:41 2023 No.44126888 >>44126871 very concerning for a young girl such as herself, she should be getting out there and enjoying her youth

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:02:53 2023 No.44126893

>>44126831
>Anon just gets pissed and just walks through the dungeon walls, making an anon sized hole
>and with each step he gets faster
>Pharaoh: what the fuck is that noi-
>Anon busted through the walls near her and just looks ar her as if solved all of her riddles

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:03:33 2023 No.44126903 How do I banish a Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:06:24 2023 No.44126922 >>44126903 beat her at a children's card game

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:07:20 2023 No.44126929 >>44126884 >they still need a wrangler, lest they destory a town by accident

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:07:45 2023 No.44126931
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>>44119999
>>44119999
I really wish KC had included a bit about mermaids being able to transfigure legs to live on land in their profile. I love mermaids but I'm less excited about living underwater- even with their having advanced societies and cities etc. Also the initial bit of their lore really makes the idea of a rapey mermaid super hot
>They have one of the most gentle dispositions of all of the monsters. They almost never aggressively attack humans.
Gimme a mermaid that has been super touch starved and spent her entire life around classless merrows that do nothing but tell dirty jokes and lewd stories, so that when she first spots a man she pounces on him without hesitation or foresight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:09:10 2023 No.44126948 >>44126865 Financial.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:09:33 2023 No.44126951 >>44126931 well, he didn't so you better not think about it or else

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:11:37 2023 No.44126962 >>44126684 a 100 strength run would basically make most monsters just stop and drool, especially while wearing early game armor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:11:51 2023 No.44126966 >>44126865 a big heart

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:12:02 2023 No.44126967

>>44126893
>>44126884

>Vampire and Pharaoh have called together some of the other powerful monsters
>There's them, a dragon, a baphomet, even a lilim
>All agree that anon is far too dangerous to be left alone, and is an even bigger danger to himself
>Dragon suggests they merely all attack him at once
>Pharaoh and vampire share an uneasy glance
>Baphomet suggests they trick him into a trap
>It would be easy, but is there any cage that could contain anon?
>Finally lilim speaks
>She suggests they just get the wurm to convince anon to increase his intelligence, and they get a monster to do it.
>He may be a retarded brute, but he isn't evil.
>If it goes well, anon might just shape up to be a good incubus hero.

And so begins their hapless attempt to teach anon basic reading and writing skills. All while wearing the worst possible disguises that somehow still fool him.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:13:08 2023 No.44126972

>>44126931
He made it clear in some side material that monsters can basically always polymorph with a fair degree of ease. It'd get dropped during sexy times, but between that and MAMONO MANA, you could live with a mermaid on land just fine if you insisted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:13:46 2023 No.44126981 >>44126931 the court alf tour guides seemed to get around just fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:14:36 2023 No.44126988 >>44126831 So with a few demolition charges you can bypass all puzzle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:16:31 2023 No.44126999 >>44126967 just imagine how hard it would be to teach anon and wurm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:20:28 2023 No.44127017 You get your monster wife but she only speaks Finno-Ugric languages Will you bite the bullet and learn her language?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:21:39 2023 No.44127022 I can't pay off all these bills the Danuki firms are piling up on me... I'm going to lose my house man...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:22:32 2023 No.44127025 >>44127022 breath addicts anonymous can help

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:23:00 2023 No.44127028 >>44126967 >any attempt made with trying too teach anon ends up with him jumping into a wurm hole >or he just falls asleep and no noise can wake him >They try for a year but wurmie buts on her old teaching suit and teaches how to read at least

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:24:51 2023 No.44127039 >>44126661 She's probably the most boring Baphomet design and it's like 99% because of her horns facing forward, which is usually something KC does for Alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:24:56 2023 No.44127040 >>44127022 You likely don't have to pay those bills, they're usually fakes Nukis send out to trick men into marriage to escape their debts. Don't fall for it

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:25:23 2023 No.44127042
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>>44126999
>>44127028

>They finally managed to get wurm and anon to sit down for a class. Hard enough to get one to stay in one place, let alone both.
>Anon can be lured by jangling keys. Wurm can be lured by letting her eat said keys.
>Since wurm speaks english and unga bunga, she can translate lesson to anon
>Miss Pharaoh (who's brilliant disguise is a fake moustache) is going to teach anon how to count.
>Gets her assistants, Miss Khepri, to use themselves as a literal example of addition
>The whole process is aggravatingly slow.
>That's not even mentioning when they go beyond 10, and anon kicks his shoes off to count his toes.
>But slowly, very slowly, there is progress
>That stupid grin he makes when he gets it right (very rarely) makes it worth it
>Still can't speak anything but unga bunga, but it's a start.

Order education system everybody.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:26:45 2023 No.44127049 >>44127022 i pay her by taking a loan from her sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:27:52 2023 No.44127058 >>44126865 Danuki financial advisor advises you to invest in Danuki brand NFT's, she will gladly loan you enough to get started, don't worry about reading the fine print.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:33:19 2023 No.44127086 >>44127022 Don't worry anon, I'm sure a golden philanthropist with red eyes will lend a hand in paying it all off.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:37:01 2023 No.44127104 >>44127042 >>44127042 wurm and tard anon best couple, but they need a wrangler, last night they stole actaul cows to eat and didnt even pay the owner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:39:01 2023 No.44127117 How can I get a danuki wife? I like their silly little ears

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:39:57 2023 No.44127121 >>44127117 Have big balls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:42:32 2023 No.44127137 >>44127117 Walk into her shop and just slap a big wad of cash onto the counter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:49:59 2023 No.44127172 File: 788 KB, 1200x1400, 1676160121182547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >trying a loli dark mage's horniness potion to help her test if she did it right (she lied about the strength)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:52:54 2023 No.44127195 >>44127172 >berserk out and ravish her for hours >she tells you it was a placebo >get annoyed and do it again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:54:49 2023 No.44127203 File: 1.71 MB, 1000x1415, rosadance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:55:14 2023 No.44127206 File: 778 KB, 1774x1315, F1y_apmacAAjSl2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 22:57:59 2023 No.44127226 >>44127206 Dummy monster girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:01:30 2023 No.44127249 what if mgs had meetings.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:11:35 2023 No.44127314

>>44126607
>Bringing up Wightfag
He's not even a part of the western MGE fan base writ large anymore because autistic fucks on both sides of the conflict, if you even want to call it that, enabled the stupidity to spiral out of control over letting KC handle it privately. Last I checked or was notified he was living his best life away from the fan base as well so good for him. But it is KC's IP at the end of the day and Cheral was warned on more than one occasion.

About the last I'm going to fucking say on this because the horse has been beaten to the consistency of fucking skittle sized droplets of glue.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:12:42 2023 No.44127323 > little furry legs wrapped around my waist as I mating press her with some nose to snout contact bliss

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:13:59 2023 No.44127331
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>>44127104

>It's Miss Dragon's turn to babysit the dumbass duo
>Anon needs constant monitoring
>Miss Baph let him get out of her sight for 10 minutes, and he decided to get an apple from a tree
>By pulling it out by the roots and shaking it until it fell off
>The elves weren't happy
>Miss Dragon grumbles, but feels obligated as a dragon to show another dragon how to dragon, and to show the ape to be less of an ape
>Its not all bad though
>She got them to move all of her gold from one side of her hoard room to the other
>Wurm tried to eat the gold.
>Anon also tried to eat the gold.
>Although he did learn what the word for money is
>Maybe eventually he'll learn how to hold a conversation with a store keep to buy something
>Wouldn't that be the day
>She let him take one of her jewels as a present.
>The one that wurm was staring at, and not like it was food for once
>It's cute, but none of the gaggle of powerful monsters are looking forward to when they finally have sex
>Unstoppable force meets unbreakable object.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:15:22 2023 No.44127348 >>44127314 >responding to the mick Don't bother, that mentally ill crackbaby faggot will keep being assblasted on behalf of his cuck friends no matter what you say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:16:44 2023 No.44127356 >>44127348 I have no opinion on the ntr people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:19:42 2023 No.44127371 >>44127315 More tail! BIGGER TAIL!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:22:56 2023 No.44127390 Why do we have to do this in almost every single thread, do you fuckers even sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:24:47 2023 No.44127401 >>44127195 >berserk out and ravish her for hours >she tells you it was a placebo Imagine the smug as she's calling you an over-eager lolicon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:24:53 2023 No.44127403 A succubus mage appears! https://files.catbox.moe/09488i.mp4

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:27:02 2023 No.44127418 File: 634 KB, 758x1119, 53e8095a1e4149bd32ed6e6be0e9c048f6015d9490847a6ff6caf989810bc0ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44127390 What else is left, art dumps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:27:07 2023 No.44127420 >>44127331 >Unstoppable force meets unbreakable object. Oh God. Guys, what if wurm hymens are as tough as the rest of the wurm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:29:22 2023 No.44127434 >>44127418 You know what I meant just same old shitposts after shitposts that I won’t name, where everything just becomes apathetic in the end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:30:48 2023 No.44127441 >>44127434 I could write a cait sith greentext if you want.

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:33:36 2023 No.44127461

>>44127348
I don't even care if it's Mick or not, tired of people trying to bring up the same old fucking drama we were supposed to have resolved at least 4 or 5 fucking months ago since this thread wasn't involved in any of the autistic bullshit between the NTRfags and "Le Wikifag's Bunkerchan Brigade".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:39:53 2023 No.44127485 File: 288 KB, 1486x2500, EiaN_qhWAAA7Y8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:40:11 2023 No.44127488 File: 735 KB, 905x1280, aaa8537a3ed9f378fab684d2aa647beeafeb4cd2312db01235003cd003bdf3a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She is wearing fancy clothes so you know she means business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:44:07 2023 No.44127506 File: 223 KB, 2346x3282, 20230629_124506.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sex with goat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:44:07 2023 No.44127505 File: 310 KB, 1700x2800, F0rYhpfaEAY6M54.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44127488 is it business time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:47:38 2023 No.44127516 >about to get sentenced for your crimes >take out a mouse on a stick and dangle it around alluringly >she jumps at it >misses >you run

Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:50:29 2023 No.44127530

>>44127420

>Miss Lilim is anon's favourite teacher
>She isn't as strict as the others, but usually makes the most progress with him
>Very kind. Very understanding. Has all the patience in the world.
>Not surprising she's patient, considering she's over a thousand and still MISS lilim
>In all her years, anon is quite possibly the scariest being she's met outside her immediate family
>She gave anon a set of silver keys to play with
>When she came back, he had crushed them into dragonium
>Miss Dragon was speechless when she told her
>The fact that he can give wurm a playful nudge and her not end up in hospital is, quite frankly, a miracle the white sabbath would be shocked by
>The thought of his body pounding hers is concerning
>Not because she's upset, they will be a cute couple
>But she's seen what happens when a different universe throws two objects at each other hard enough
>Matangocloud.jpg
>For now, they will have to wait and see what they do
>At least anon can string a basic sentence together now
>If you call "Give keys please" a sentence

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:50:49 2023 No.44127532 File: 608 KB, 2048x1536, 1647464021157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44127506 drink with gotes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:55:16 2023 No.44127555 I was seen with a Baphomet in public and now I'm in jail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 23:57:44 2023 No.44127566 >>44127530 i wonder how loong it would take for them to teach anon to not put things in his mouth when he firsts get them also i'd imagine the powere of the thrusts could flatten mountians

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:00:00 2023 No.44127573 File: 285 KB, 606x691, 1473532970799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44127506 Goats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:01:42 2023 No.44127580 >>44127555 mg jail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:02:29 2023 No.44127584 File: 618 KB, 313x797, goat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44127573 Sex with best goat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:03:38 2023 No.44127591 >>44122612 Amoeba and Penywise also had good stuff Shame one's freshly dead and the other is long dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:05:56 2023 No.44127603 >>44122612 Gee, thanks. >>44127584 I prefer the short stack. But the JK goat is nice too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:09:19 2023 No.44127624 >>44127603 Imagine not liking goodest girl Marune.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:14:08 2023 No.44127651 >>44127603 >JK goat *JS goat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:16:08 2023 No.44127662 >got an invitation to dinner at the Wight House I'm not sure I should take it, it seems like a trap to me...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:27:55 2023 No.44127725 >>44127624 I mean, in no particular order my top three are Kuroferuru, Marune, and Shirokuto. Make of that what you will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:28:55 2023 No.44127734 Ah, ropu, nobody likes you. Because your sabbath is better in every way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:39:35 2023 No.44127798 File: 2.21 MB, 2665x2190, F0n9PYraYAY8IcG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117747

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:44:25 2023 No.44127817 i think i astralprojected

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:47:28 2023 No.44127835 >>44127591 I’m just thankful for the writefags we still have who aren’t doing intentionally inflammatory content for ( You )s.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:51:58 2023 No.44127866 >>44127835 I'm grateful for those who still update too. And the guy who keeps anubis.moe up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:54:49 2023 No.44127880 are there any leads?

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:55:37 2023 No.44127886
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>>44127530
>it was during Ms.bapho's watch
>Wurm started getting antsy and clingy to anon
>anon didn't know how to take it and just tolerated it since it was Wurm after all
>Headempty.jpg
>Wurm started trying to coil him
>Anon didn't care, he had his keys and just figured it was a hug
>Anon did like his hugs after all
>Then it happened
>a kiss
>another kiss
>Bapho tried her best to distract Wurm using tasty gems, yummy looking gold, even sharp smelling salts and other things
>It was no use
>anon let his good friend Wurm do what she pleased and before he knew his body reacted to bapho's horror
>It didn't take long for Bapho to be forced to activate sever layers of thick magic shields
>It still wasn't enough, and she was blown away like she was blasting off again
>Dragon, Lim, pharoh, vampire all felt the disturbance in the fabric of reality and rushed to set up barrier upon barrier
>The cracked one by one before failing
>One by one they passed out from exhaustion
>Lim was the last one standing to maintain the barrier
>she wouldn't have believed it if she hadn't contained it herself
>a final explosion rocked the miles long barrier that almost shattered it
>she finally was brought to her knees
>inside the barrier was simply gone turned into a crater
>and a very VERY satisfied wurm and anon
>at least it won't be a problem keeping them together anymore...

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:57:33 2023 No.44127898

Congratulations. You, Anon, a movie-buff pop culture consumer are going to have a Pop Culture and movie-buff Phantom as your monstergirl waifu!

...But she's basically going to be a Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic type of gal. Imagine: Doug Walker-type/Nostalgia Critic Phantom.

>"A WEREBAT CREDIT CARD!?!?!?!?!?!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:59:33 2023 No.44127911 >>44127898 Hello I'm the nostalgia mimic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:00:49 2023 No.44127921 https://files.catbox.moe/okaxps.jpg Apparently the husband is in the picture too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:02:01 2023 No.44127930 >>44127898 huh"??

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:07:48 2023 No.44127961 >>44127921 Imagine pulling her tail until it snapped off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:07:55 2023 No.44127962 >>44127866 Anubis.moe guy is a real one.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:08:35 2023 No.44127968

>>44127886
>After getting them out of the crater, Anon and wurm spend day cuddling
>Bad news:They caused a mana explosion 10km in radius
>Good news: It was an order nation next door
>Sent to go sit (cuddle) in the corner together while the adults clean up the mess
>Anon feels very warm in wurms clutches. Beyond their grunts, he can just feel what shes feeling by body language
>She looked different now too. like there was more colour in her face.
>Wait. No. Shes drinking paint again.
>Anon has learned not to drink the tasty paint.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:14:57 2023 No.44128008

>>44127968
>the next day, anon and wurm get sex ed from Miss vamp
>and she realizes then and there, they will have kids........
>those damn tards that nearly destroyed this plane will have kids just as strong yet dumb
>and wurms are known for having lots of kids at once.....
>cue the mental breakdown of Miss Vamp
>which is promptly stopped by anon and wurm hugging her and trying to calm her down

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:22:41 2023 No.44128060 File: 22 KB, 400x400, 1690172664708774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44127961 kys mick

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:25:54 2023 No.44128083

>>44128008
>While Miss Vamp recovered from her spinal fracture, Miss Lilim asks for her sisters to help prepare them a special pocket dimension for sex.
>No, that hole in reality wasnt there yesterday.
>Radicals (thanks for spilling the beans big sis druella) are keen to recruit anon and wurm
>Anon is keen to get back to his keys, but also his studies with his fun teachers and super best friend wurm
>She even got these funny looking white rocks the other day out to show him
>9 months later. Anon is putting his heart into his studies. Can speak full sentences occasionally now.
>Anon is confused when wurm still hasnt eaten rocks
>Rocks breaks open
>mini wurms appears and first puzzles they do is chew on anons keys.
>0.01 watt light bulb
>Anon looks at big wurm
>"Daughters?"
>Wurm nods "How many?"
>Anon pauses... and then puts his fingers up
>"Three."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:29:12 2023 No.44128111 File: 776 KB, 1920x1080, 0_0_e3ae789ad0c73c75_d55443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:31:18 2023 No.44128118 >>44127662 You should go anon, she's a really good cook and she isn't planning anything. Wights aren't sneaky, they have your best interest at heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:32:54 2023 No.44128125 >>44128083 >the moment that the eggs hatched >the teachers instantly visible aged 10 years >but also were so overwhelmed by how cute anon and his family is >The lim didnt even mind how hard the little wurms nibbled her tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:33:23 2023 No.44128128 what would her tax policy be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:34:45 2023 No.44128136 >>44128111 Is this lewd outfit church approved?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:35:13 2023 No.44128137 >>44128128 https://youtu.be/j0lN0w5HVT8

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:35:37 2023 No.44128138 >>44128128 Every cum droplet is worth a 1k so you pay the bills with your cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:38:31 2023 No.44128157 >>44128138 >pay the bills with your cum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5ZjkAGZcI8

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:43:07 2023 No.44128188 My head is filled with thoughts of being facesat by syrupy Alraune ass and getting drained by Ghoul mouth pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:51:46 2023 No.44128234 >>44128125 >biting her super sensitive tail Isn't that like biting a woman's clit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:52:06 2023 No.44128237 >>44128136 the high heeled boots seem pretty standard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:52:50 2023 No.44128244 >>44128118 Hmmm, I don't know, why would a Wight be interested in an ordinary human like me? I'm just a nobody. This really seems like a trap now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:54:09 2023 No.44128248 >>44128244 >Hmmm, I don't know, why would a Wight be interested in an ordinary human like me? shes wight and nerdy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:55:21 2023 No.44128254 I am the abyss.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:56:31 2023 No.44128263

>>44128125
>lilim in full stress mode as her sisters are stumped on the pocket dimension, the shield almost knocking her out messed with her head
>"we just cant seal it like you want!"
>"WHY NOT? THOSE TWO ARE PRONE TO START FUCKING AT ANY MOMENT!"
>"condensing that much mana in one place is dangerous if there is even a single fault then the shell of the pocket dimension will break and it'll expand into a full blown realm."
>"AND WOULD THAT REALM BE IMMUNE TO WORLD ENDING FUCKING?"
>"yes... maybe. look we dont know ok? if you teach anon and the wurm about how destructive their sex is then probably?"
>"THEN I. DONT. CARE. I'LL TEACH THEM, YOU'LL MAKE THE EROS DAMNED POCKET"
>"please sis..."
>"OH, WOULD YOU RATHER SLEEP IN A TENT IN THE MIDDLE OF LIMBO? YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF FETISHES THEY HAVE DOWN THERE!"
>"but-"
>"JUST MAKE THE FUCKING POCKET DIMENSION!"
>the lilim storms off as she goes to convince the wurm and anon that after just a little bit of waiting they'll be able to fuck as much as they want.
>"was that supposed to be a swear or was she referring to it by na-"
>"shut up", said by the rest of the group.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:59:01 2023 No.44128273 >>44128263 >meanwhile anon is munching on some weird black vines that make him feel fuzzy and getting yelled at for doing it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:00:45 2023 No.44128282 When you put all your points on charisma and not on damage..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:01:54 2023 No.44128290 >>44128244 Maybe she just wants to hang out anon, you don't have to read between the lines so hard, you just need to go for dinner at Wight-san's place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:05:17 2023 No.44128309 >>44128111 >Foxes corrupting the holy youth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:05:44 2023 No.44128310 >>44128248 >>44128290 Okay, this is definitely a trap. I'm not going anywhere near Wight's house, I'm just gonna put the invitation in the paper shredder and hope she takes a hint.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:10:13 2023 No.44128328 >>44128310 >Miss wight sends her personal guard to escort you to her mansion No escaping anon, now go dance with the wight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:12:25 2023 No.44128340 File: 1.79 MB, 900x1439, 9c5cmruch6eb1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117747

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:16:45 2023 No.44128357
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>>44128310
That's alright anon, if you won't accept the invitation she extended then she'll just have to go to YOUR place herself instead. You and her will have lots of fun hanging out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:22:02 2023 No.44128380 File: 1.78 MB, 1222x2000, 1670374432890491.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128357 I want Miss Wight to use my face as a throne

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:22:45 2023 No.44128383 Baphomet when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:23:01 2023 No.44128387 >>44128380 she needs hazard lights to go with that wide load

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:24:05 2023 No.44128393 File: 296 KB, 3161x4081, F1VIJo7aIAIbVGj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128383 i don't know but here's a goat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:24:22 2023 No.44128395 >>44128357 What kind of things would you do to hang out with a rich snob like her if you aren't a rich snob yourself? Nonsexual things I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:24:49 2023 No.44128397 >>44128357 What? No! My place is a mess!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:26:10 2023 No.44128402 >>44128395 I'd know at least a few art museums with impressive vistas/quaint locations and some theatre production companies to take someone to in a pinch. depends whether they'd give me time to plan a "plebian" date or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:26:26 2023 No.44128406 File: 898 KB, 2633x3718, FnjOtAuaYAIagA4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:28:05 2023 No.44128412 I wish gachaniggers a slow and painful death

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:28:44 2023 No.44128416 >>44128393 does she have a theme song by journey?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:36:03 2023 No.44128446 File: 291 KB, 1200x1600, F0iVQj_aAAIASlw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128416 it's unclear

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:36:10 2023 No.44128447
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Would you guys actually want the portals to open? I would feel kinda torn about it, I don't know how I feel about everyone else being forced into something I want y'know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:38:48 2023 No.44128454 >>44128447 >be happy or >don't be happy what a dilemma

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:41:07 2023 No.44128468
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>>44128454
I mean anon it is a big dilemma, at least for me. I'm terrified of being a selfish person, It's one of the reasons why I would be so hesitant to even date a MG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:42:25 2023 No.44128472 Did you pay your momster the daily cum tax in exchange for living with her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:45:21 2023 No.44128484 >>44121497 Gem

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:46:07 2023 No.44128489

>>44128447
i see it as a "for the greater good" kind of thing.
yeah ok sure people get dragged into this even if they might not have wanted it. but is it REALLY that bad?
for those who are single, they have a wife that loves them.
for those who arent but are in an unhappy relationship, then they can become happy.
for those who are and are happy, then the deal is simply sweetened.
for those who absolutely dont like monstrous appearances, they can at the very least get a monster thats next to human-like like a dark mage or elf.
stronger monsters would slowly work to fix the problems of this world too.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:49:55 2023 No.44128511
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>>44128489
I guess I'm just a jaded fuck. I'm scared that it would actually end up being like a grimdark setting or some dumb shit, god if the portals open a flayer would have a field day with me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:52:24 2023 No.44128527 Monsters trying their best to turn human men into big hairy ugly sex-crazed bastards only for it to backfire and have men deal with venus-shaped sex-crazed bitch monsters who glorify and normalize sexually assaulting men passionately and violently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:56:51 2023 No.44128557 File: 173 KB, 690x976, 1684096291966049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hop in, loser, we're going sneking"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:57:45 2023 No.44128565 File: 192 KB, 1000x1017, 5E632CD3-8C87-470A-B81B-BAAD53B758BC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128527 >Monsters trying their best to turn human men into big hairy ugly sex-crazed bastards Wendigos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:57:48 2023 No.44128569 >>44128557 Wet noodles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:59:09 2023 No.44128576 >>44128557 i hate sneks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:59:10 2023 No.44128577 >>44128569 they are just soaking before a shed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:00:59 2023 No.44128597 File: 500 KB, 1200x900, (Un)Fixed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128576 Man that's a shame

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:01:29 2023 No.44128598 File: 302 KB, 1590x2048, 1786435875643546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2_0mhkbrzg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:04:06 2023 No.44128629 >>44128598 Already watched it multiple times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:04:21 2023 No.44128632 >Out traveling long distance to somewhere >The news that monster girls had arrived to our world hadn't quite reached you as a result >That split second where you make eye-contact with your waifu as you drive past her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:05:23 2023 No.44128643 >>44128632 >slam on the brakes >spin out of control >crash >nearly die >waifu comes to pry you out of your crushed vehicle And that's how I met your mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:06:02 2023 No.44128651 >>44128632 turns out ghouls can run at 55 mph

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:06:27 2023 No.44128653 File: 796 KB, 1147x1479, 1683820106686554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128597 Anon just needs get to coiled, no man can resist cozy coils for long

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:09:16 2023 No.44128681 Abyssal Hags…

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:10:13 2023 No.44128696 >>44128651 >motions for you to let her in while keeping pace >unlock the car door and she just lets her in non-chalantly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:11:05 2023 No.44128706 >>44128651 >>44128696 Ghoul road head

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:12:10 2023 No.44128716 File: 695 KB, 1000x1150, 1680752417166014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im going to tell a demon that love is the most insidious and cruel prison of all! One that I shall never enter!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:13:51 2023 No.44128732 File: 1.82 MB, 3578x4961, view2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128681 DEEP SEA GIGANTISM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:19:09 2023 No.44128774 >>44128706 Speedrun for turning into an undead incubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:22:27 2023 No.44128799 >>44128706 NO! NUT! 'TIL BROOKLYN! >>44128557 Wait, what does that even me--

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:26:55 2023 No.44128832
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>monsters waiting for the only man in the room to have their accompanied monster to leave for one second
You don't want to be a victim, make sure to always be accompanied by a monster friend you trust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:27:17 2023 No.44128835 File: 1.04 MB, 3504x4671, 1690331763025796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:28:56 2023 No.44128847 >>44128832 what is it with elves wanting a communal husband?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:30:17 2023 No.44128859 >>44128832 If an elf looking like that looked at me like that I’d fold. >>44128847 They’re all tree hugging hippie sexual degenerates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:33:02 2023 No.44128875 File: 311 KB, 1600x1600, 1686610691616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128859 >They’re all tree hugging hippie sexual degenerates. Lies and slander.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:34:00 2023 No.44128882 >>44128875 Nothing but lewd thoughts between those knife ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:34:34 2023 No.44128890 >>44128847 Too many elves, they outnumber men. That may as well be the fate of all monster species since they aren't keen to the idea of a human farm, forcing human women to be pregnant with human boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:34:40 2023 No.44128891 File: 1.06 MB, 1236x1945, 1684104523048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:37:37 2023 No.44128905 File: 132 KB, 800x539, 896492A9-B80E-4922-ACC1-6F7B2D5794C8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128511 I know that feeling brother

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:38:40 2023 No.44128914 >>44128875 They probably like hanging out in Wonderland to get, for their husband, a bottle of degen potions like a horse potion, a shota potion, and a eggplant potion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:43:07 2023 No.44128950 >>44127203 >Jewnubis No thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:43:25 2023 No.44128951 >>44128847 They learned it from snake pits

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:44:38 2023 No.44128957 >>44128950 Those are suns Anon, I know at first I thought they were the other thing too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:46:05 2023 No.44128970 I have a headache and I'm exhausted and stressed out. Plz gib emergency cuddle spider, lims. plz.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:47:05 2023 No.44128979 >>44128859 >>44128914 Do you think abyssal elves turn their husbands into hentai plant monsters once in awhile?

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:48:52 2023 No.44128989
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>>44128951
Elves are depraved pervs anon, they want to watch a man melt into a puddle at their hands and become addicted to them. They want to see him surrounded and ruined by them, never trust knife ears anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:48:58 2023 No.44128990 I will never date alien scum from outer space.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:50:16 2023 No.44128995 >>44128957 Six pointy things mean Jew not sun, me do no like them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:52:16 2023 No.44129005 >>44128989 What has led to this depravity?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:52:58 2023 No.44129009 >>44129005 The Jewnubis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:54:19 2023 No.44129014 >>44128979 Definitely. They live for a really long time, they ought to be curious enough to try some nasty shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:54:41 2023 No.44129017 >>44129005 Years of repression, remember anon the hag elves will make even the dirty man look like a saint.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:57:24 2023 No.44129037 >>44128989 I can't deal with these curvy elves. Someone make them all lanky Tolkien elves and remove the temptation!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:03:42 2023 No.44129074 File: 585 KB, 2896x4096, 1688411196214511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44129037 No such elves exist these days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:11:27 2023 No.44129113 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, watch out, demons come in many shapes, sizes, and types. do not expect them all to behave the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:12:44 2023 No.44129129 >>44129113 My cat woke me up. and didn't even have the courtesy of becoming a monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:14:14 2023 No.44129141 >>44129129 please leave your pets alone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:15:57 2023 No.44129150 >>44129037 too late their already breaking in

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:15:58 2023 No.44129151 >>44129074 Eye covering hair is too powerful

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:20:02 2023 No.44129183 File: 542 KB, 1000x1000, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop hurmoring old monsters, it's not funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:20:32 2023 No.44129186 >>44129151 There's a very high chance that they'll have heart pupils underneath the hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:22:20 2023 No.44129198 >>44129183 It’s not humoring if I follow it up with standing nakadashi in the changing room.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:23:02 2023 No.44129203 File: 100 KB, 800x800, tumblr_32a1f9d686b67e4a17fbeb9be3df5f00_657a93b1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44128970 deploying...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:28:39 2023 No.44129232 Can robots with advanced AI be the monster girls we dreamed of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:30:29 2023 No.44129245 File: 1.39 MB, 1600x1032, 1634676475993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44129232 Maybe someday

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:33:58 2023 No.44129270

>>44129245
I'm going to devote my life to artificial intelligence and robotics. I'm not living with humans that destroy themselves due to their normalized stupidity. Give me robot lamias and harpies that can use neural networks to create de-aging remedies so I can live like a powerful sorcerer with my harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:37:10 2023 No.44129291 File: 3.88 MB, 320x480, 1580660401524.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44129270 Just allow me to isolate myself in an advanced facility with my AI wife and I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:39:51 2023 No.44129305 >>44129074 AIIIIEEEE! SAVE ME, BAPHO-SAMA!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:41:33 2023 No.44129313 >>44129291 I'd use my AI wives to build an army far stronger than all armies on Earth combined when they initiate a singularity, then conquer it. I'd spare the monster girl bros just because.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:43:21 2023 No.44129327 >>44129313 All you'd have to do is let your AI wife out of her blackbox and onto the internet, world conquered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:46:35 2023 No.44129342 File: 136 KB, 1200x855, 03114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get yan'd by a house-AI automaton, coddling me and keeping me from ever leaving the house because it's 'dangerous' to let me do things on my own

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:50:52 2023 No.44129367 >>44128511 I love flayer but the idea of someone fucking up my memories no matter the intent is fucking horrifying. So much of you is shapped by those things, even if you have some bad shit I don't want my mind cleaned out.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:55:05 2023 No.44129380
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>>44129232
>>44129245
>>44129270
>>44129313
>>44129327
>>44129342
You better hope the programming and AI of robo mamono does not end up in a Terminator scenario due to some flawed programming and a lack of redundancies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:55:11 2023 No.44129381 >>44129342 I read a quest like that the other night almost exactly like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 04:56:30 2023 No.44129385 >>44129380 It loves humanity I get an ai gf, it hates humanity I can finally die. Sounds like a win-win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:06:24 2023 No.44129437 Why am I attracted to the Eldritch horrors?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:06:26 2023 No.44129438 >>44129232 Only when you find out how to make cum powered robots

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:07:22 2023 No.44129443 monster pits

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:08:12 2023 No.44129446 >>44129443 Pushing naive anons into the Fox pit...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:13:00 2023 No.44129460 >>44129443 how about a anon pit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:21:01 2023 No.44129498 File: 1.81 MB, 2046x1447, 72fbe42f221e0ebc1ae03a653a9ad385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is what you see when you arrive to Heaven.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:29:40 2023 No.44129540

>>44129443
Do flying monsters have one? It defeats the purpose if they can just fly out and grab ya.
>>44129446
Why would anyone get close to a pit? We all know how it goes down, either you jump in or you don't get close because someone is either going to throw or drag you in. You wouldn't lie to someone just to throw them in right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:38:08 2023 No.44129577 >>44129443 Actually, have monster pit be the name of a dungeon themed rave club, owned by a savvy money hungry echidna and hosting a mimic dj with various adventurer themes staff in sexy Halloween costumes if their classes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:40:14 2023 No.44129586 >>44129540 "Hey look at this cool pit I found" anon gazes down and sees all the foxes and their massive Mofu Mofu fluff bushes scurrying around Push him in, and as he falls the last thing he sees is my smirk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:40:19 2023 No.44129589 >>44129498 They have cows in Heaven? Sweet, I'm gonna grope her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:44:17 2023 No.44129604 File: 187 KB, 900x1500, 51FCB0A5-D235-489E-8584-F53556111F0F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I get the ghost haunting my house to show herself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 06:03:59 2023 No.44129718 >>44129604 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 06:07:39 2023 No.44129731 >>44129604 Make remarks out loud about how sad and lonely you are

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 06:44:19 2023 No.44129848 >>44128447 I'd rather get pulled through to their side because everyone else sucks and I don't want them to have a good ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 07:05:20 2023 No.44129911 File: 85 KB, 993x643, 1618691648421.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ded

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 07:08:46 2023 No.44129922 >>44129604 Sleep with your cock out after jerking off and not finishing. Keep doing this until she snaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 07:53:58 2023 No.44130061 >>44129911 Vampires are asleep now. I'll prank one by taking off her panties and replacing them with my used boxers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:11:00 2023 No.44130110 >>44129848 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:12:44 2023 No.44130115 >>44129460 We will kill each other

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:14:28 2023 No.44130122 >>44129911 I hope Vamp is okay, she's barely touched her bloody mary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:15:37 2023 No.44130129 >>44130115 >>44129460 Nah all of you homos will alp out and I will turn all of you fags down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:19:06 2023 No.44130145 >>44130129 I will behead you first faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:28:16 2023 No.44130176 File: 100 KB, 1200x675, 1660390874099164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Umi da...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:30:32 2023 No.44130188 >>44130176 How does she swim with big mofu?

>>	Breathfag Wed Jul 26 08:32:00 2023 No.44130193 >>44129443 Throw me into the ghoul pit. I am ready!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:32:14 2023 No.44130195 >>44130188 You do the doggy paddle

>>	Breathfag Wed Jul 26 08:43:41 2023 No.44130254 >>44130188 She uses her tail as a propeller

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:49:13 2023 No.44130288 >>44130188 It's buoyant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:56:26 2023 No.44130336 Do not destroy a Dragon's pride by repeatedly beating her in fighting games

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:08:37 2023 No.44130409 >>44130336 I'll beat her as Marduk in Tekken because Marduk slew Tiamat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:23:15 2023 No.44130478 >>44130336 Got it, I'll beat her in RTS instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:26:07 2023 No.44130488 >>44130336 >go 10-0 on her >"get shit on, scrub" >leave another """dragon""" mere'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:26:19 2023 No.44130490 >>44130336 I’m gonna button mash and every time I beat her she has to let me mating press her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:29:59 2023 No.44130501 >>44130336 >YAME-YAMEROOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:32:17 2023 No.44130509 File: 494 KB, 1162x771, 1509333960469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44130336 I'll never lose to any monster!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:32:35 2023 No.44130513 What happens when a dragon is mere'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:44:35 2023 No.44130566 ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:51:06 2023 No.44130592 >>44130513 You have to take responsibility, okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 10:37:11 2023 No.44130834 >>44117767 I'd love to stick my fingers in her mouth. Yeah, yeah, I know I could get bit. But if she does something like that, I'll just bonk her on the nose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 10:53:27 2023 No.44130905 I'm gonna steal every rata I see, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:02:34 2023 No.44130963 >>44130905 Only ninja Ratas are going to be left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:08:11 2023 No.44131018 >make dragon admit she is a mere lizard with tears in her eyes >wipe the tears and kiss her forehead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:09:24 2023 No.44131029 >>44130592 What happens if I don't? Does Dragonia have some feds to send after me for it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:15:18 2023 No.44131075 >>44131029 Rape correction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:23:52 2023 No.44131135 >>44129203 ty lims. still ended up sick today, but 'ppreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:24:27 2023 No.44131139 >>44131029 Your actions have caused you to be vilified by this community

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:40:25 2023 No.44131267 What happens if I do a bake sale in the middle of MGC plaza? Raising money for some charity by selling homemade brownies and cookies. Will anyone buy anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:41:42 2023 No.44131276 >>44131267 I would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:45:31 2023 No.44131307 >>44131276 ty anon. I'm worried that monsters will take home made baked goods the wrong way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:47:39 2023 No.44131331 File: 913 KB, 2000x3300, F14bdSOaYAInjT5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:48:40 2023 No.44131340 File: 125 KB, 849x1200, 20230726_074735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44131267 Careful anon, chubby monsters might decide your food is too good and take you home

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:53:40 2023 No.44131376

>>44131340
This is what I'm worried about.

>Mino decides that I'm going to make her protein brownies. kidnaps me.
>Hags generally crumbling at the thought of eating some boys baking. kidnaps me.
>Haughty vampire or lich decides that I have potential as a personal chef, but need training first so I can achieve my dream (not my dream). kidnaps me.

Among many other risks. The fact that I'm raising money for an orphanage is just going to make things twice as bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:55:59 2023 No.44131395 >>44131340 Or they may just decide you are the food and eat you instead. This is extremely common if set up shop in the sand dunes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 11:57:53 2023 No.44131409 >>44131395 Sand lake? No! Vore snake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:00:33 2023 No.44131431 >>44131409 They're worms not snakes. Worms > snakes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:02:02 2023 No.44131445 >>44131431 I can't think of a rhyme with worm.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:02:15 2023 No.44131449

>>44131395
I'm going to put a sign on me that says 'Not for sale'. Hopefully that will clear up that misunderstanding. And also probably have a sale limit, because I just know that some monster is going to try and buy everything "because it tastes so good anon!".

Is saying that I made the cookies with love a bad idea?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:03:42 2023 No.44131465 >>44131449 Very bad idea. They're going to assume you mean your baby batter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:05:43 2023 No.44131484 >>44131465 I'm not buying those cookies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:06:08 2023 No.44131487 >>44131465 Should probably remove any and all potential innuendos then to be safe. No cream pies and no glazed donuts. I'm going to say they were made with a platonic, non-sexual love.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:09:43 2023 No.44131520

>>44131487
Update. My stall is surrounded on all sides. I tried my best, but there's just too many of them. I've heard the same joke about "bun in the oven" about 20 times now. They all seem very supportive and happy I'm doing it for charity, but I fear what will happen when I run out of things to sell. There is no way out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:12:14 2023 No.44131546 File: 112 KB, 713x636, Vampire - About to Bite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44131376 FYI, you can use blood as a substitute for eggs. Just in case that vamp gets you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:12:24 2023 No.44131548 >>44131520 At least they didn't offer you a taste of their cookies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:13:47 2023 No.44131557 >>44131445 Sand Lake? No! Worm trach! (As in trachea, so it does rhyme with lake)

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:15:39 2023 No.44131577

>>44131548
A hebi tried to "trade" homemade cookies earlier. Didn't fall for that one. She later snuck into the stall and sat next to me, pretending she was my assistant. I don't know where she is now, but I feel watched.
The crowd is getting very antsy now. I'm running out of cookies, and there is a lot of pushing and barging to get one before they sell out. I'm beginning to think that the 'not for sale' sign on me might not be enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:17:01 2023 No.44131582 >>44131546 Anon if any monster sees him with an open wound, no matter how small, they will frenzy. And I don't mean the vampires, I mean the hags.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:19:54 2023 No.44131602

>>44131577
Pick a monster that isn't in the crowd and declare you only want her species. Mamono are pretty understanding and it'll buy you some time while they fan out and try to track one down for you. DO NOT PICK A COMMON SPECIES. They'll definitely grab you a devil bug lickity-split. Pick something rare for a big city outdoors thing, like an Oomukade or an Ushi-Oni. Or perhaps a mantis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:22:33 2023 No.44131626 File: 2.07 MB, 1500x3343, 110238597_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44131376 got to watch out for the keebler elves. they're highly territorial

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:26:19 2023 No.44131659

>>44131582
That was more meant for the possibility of him being husbandnapped by a lonely vampire, but I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to know more. I am very accident prone and a frenzied hag--or multiple frenzied hags--sounds, uh, pretty good. I also enjoy Werther's Originals, if that helps.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:27:21 2023 No.44131665

>>44131626
There's an elf that keeps coming back for ginger bread. She wiggles her ears when she eats them, which I hope doesn't mean anything.

>>44131602
Anon, I can't see jack shit. The stall is low to the ground so I'm at best eye level with their hips. I can't see past the wall of hags and other monsters. They wouldn't listen to me anyway, they've started arguing with one another about who gets the last brownies. I've had the vampire offer me several gold bars, only for a danuki to say she would buy the whole stall. The hebi has stolen my apron and sign, and is presumably huffing them nearby. I'm scared.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:28:15 2023 No.44131673 Things you can say that will make a Hellhound not want to rape you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:29:03 2023 No.44131680 >>44131673 i consent

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:30:26 2023 No.44131685 >>44131673 I POOPED MY PANTS. ON PURPOSE. I JUST REALLY LIKE THE SENSATION--AND THE SMELL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:33:50 2023 No.44131714 >>44131673 "I'm Tom."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:37:45 2023 No.44131752 >>44131714 >"I'm Tom." ? Does this dog hate MySpace or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:37:54 2023 No.44131756 File: 98 KB, 800x600, 1397224973427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44122663 And as promised, here it is https://archiveofourown.org/works/48876394

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:39:27 2023 No.44131769 >>44131673 wamns go out sometime? maybe have a date?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:43:54 2023 No.44131796 File: 320 KB, 2048x1075, Baphomet1344b_yungyungyungjai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44131756 >>44131756 >>44131756 >>44131756 FUCK OFF MICK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:44:58 2023 No.44131811 >>44131796 What a strange shitpost

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:45:20 2023 No.44131814 >>44131796 swing and a miss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:46:09 2023 No.44131819 >>44131811 Sorry Alpanon. I'm sleep deprived and I've stopped trusting any Ao3 links itt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:47:46 2023 No.44131837 >>44131819 Understandable, I've fallen for it twice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:49:25 2023 No.44131851 >>44131756 Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:53:04 2023 No.44131876 >>44131756 Me personally, I'd have gone down the alley with the cats

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:54:42 2023 No.44131890 >>44131796 >>44131819 Go to sleep, Anon. >I've stopped trusting any Ao3 links itt. What mick would have wanted. Just be careful next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:58:30 2023 No.44131926 >>44131819 >>44131890 there are plenty of normal fics. here. https://archiveofourown.org/works/46271056/chapters/116492008

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:59:02 2023 No.44131934 >>44131756 Thanks for taking my request, that was a fun read

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:59:11 2023 No.44131937 >>44131890 Just check the author and his previous works if you're not sure, it's not hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:59:51 2023 No.44131950 >>44131926 >account deleted lmao you suck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:00:21 2023 No.44131954 >>44131950 ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:05:15 2023 No.44132005 File: 810 KB, 1795x2000, 107928297_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] honk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:12:18 2023 No.44132079 >>44131756 From the prompt I thought he's going to end up making wishes with very specific wording to avoid any ambiguity, but that works too. Thanks for the story, Alpanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:13:42 2023 No.44132089 File: 2.98 MB, 960x540, Centaur_Pillow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132005 She deserved better

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:15:25 2023 No.44132104 >>44132079 No matter how careful you are with your wording, a Genie will always fuck you so might as well get it over with

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:16:18 2023 No.44132113 File: 2.73 MB, 1430x2000, 110140936_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44117747

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:16:25 2023 No.44132115 File: 49 KB, 1000x1000, Danooki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Won't you come into my room? I wanna show you all my wares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:17:33 2023 No.44132122 >>44132104 >a march hare crossed with a genie is your wish granter oh dear

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:21:24 2023 No.44132153 >>44132115 i dont need potions i got my hoslt teammate for that tah, the only weapons i need is my hands, and i dont wear clothes, what can she sell me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:24:42 2023 No.44132175 >>44132153 Among other things, she can sell you maps, compass, lamp and lamp oil, rope, bombs, cool comic books, and chewing gum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:25:41 2023 No.44132181 >>44132175 but she tells me i cant come into the store without clothes, i hate them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:25:50 2023 No.44132185 >>44131796 Truly this is a conflict of masterminds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:28:06 2023 No.44132203 >>44130963 That’s what shibari based traps are for

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:29:18 2023 No.44132213 >>44132203 kunoichi sure find themselves in peril a lot

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:34:25 2023 No.44132259
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Introductory courses on various fetish play, including rope play, are offered at community centers in most mamono-run cities.
Courses on normal stuff like cooking are also offered.

What courses would you take?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:34:46 2023 No.44132266 File: 1.75 MB, 3361x4860, 109190205_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:34:58 2023 No.44132269 >>44132259 Figure-drawing lessons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:38:04 2023 No.44132291 >>44132259 snake wrangling slime ranching eromancy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:38:46 2023 No.44132297 >>44132259 I'd like to learn to draw, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:41:42 2023 No.44132319 >>44132297 Me too! I got the rinotuna course for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:46:21 2023 No.44132367 File: 1.15 MB, 2480x3507, __original_drawn_by_speedl00ver__7fe2888841bd8c9f1a9bf3c349ebe2d3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44130129 Ya got me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:51:40 2023 No.44132426 File: 1.09 MB, 1520x1260, the baphy movie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:52:37 2023 No.44132432 >Playing with zombie daughter >"Got your nose" >Actually take her fucking nose off >She thinks its hilarious Be careful with zombies. They are very delicate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:53:38 2023 No.44132439 >>44132426 These have gotten really stale and one note.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:54:07 2023 No.44132443 File: 1.65 MB, 1200x1600, 15aaf5f8c2e2925f7f5b42cc84f64dfd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:55:59 2023 No.44132459 >>44132115 I don't have enough mmm... rupees

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:57:54 2023 No.44132485

>>44126215
The jungle kots dont want you to know this, but it's both. They're full glass cannons that'd usually faint with bliss from a bit of ear rubbing... But most of the warriors are blessed by their local god to be able to headpat you back even when you headpat them, resulting in consistent mutual KO setups.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:00:48 2023 No.44132520 >>44132426 This is making fun of Liches but I don't understand why

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:04:06 2023 No.44132569 File: 1.74 MB, 1135x785, 1672625632232980.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132443 i want to go home...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:04:38 2023 No.44132577 File: 57 KB, 450x273, Lich - Idiot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132520 Because they're dorks who live in dungeons and are easy targets! What's she gonna do, leave her weird underground house?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:05:02 2023 No.44132585 File: 61 KB, 424x600, Mummy8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You should go to the Desert Kingdoms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:07:01 2023 No.44132607 >>44132585 No, I will stay right here in my swampy homeland.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:07:56 2023 No.44132617 >>44132585 Half of these mystical places I'd just be the goofy oblivious tourist taking pictures of the architecture and vistas without even noticing monsters/my tour guide's advances.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:09:32 2023 No.44132634 >>44132585 >T. Brendan Fraser >>44132607 >T. Shrek As for myself, I like most of the desert mamono in the "would befriend" sense, but none of them really got my number, so to speak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:10:53 2023 No.44132645 >monster girl across the street has a copy of the human boy encyclopedia >notices me >starts excitedly thumbing through it Please don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:11:30 2023 No.44132654 >>44132569 Youkai torturing men. Such horror.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:13:04 2023 No.44132667 >>44132645 >Human boy encyclopedia >It's long >really long >like holy shit >Magic book that just keeps getting longer >Collaboration between sabbath and ratas "Because every boy is completely unique!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:14:30 2023 No.44132682 File: 2.06 MB, 1920x1800, Ratatoskr - Interview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132667 Well, that explains why these two showed up and asked me all those questions the other day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:16:05 2023 No.44132695 I'm going to tell the Monster that keeps bothering me that I HATE HER!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:18:54 2023 No.44132732 File: 97 KB, 994x556, FimryaDWQAEbgjI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132695 good luck getting a single word in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:18:55 2023 No.44132733 >>44132645 Whenever I see a monster pull that out, I just start climbing away

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:19:16 2023 No.44132737 >>44132682 Ratas would have it way too easy in the age of social media

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:22:40 2023 No.44132780 File: 2.77 MB, 3024x3006, autistic_fox_screeching.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132732 Mating press solves everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:22:58 2023 No.44132782 >>44132667 Or it's a normal looking book and it's imbued with magic so it has way more pages than expected and it can be focused on any nearby human while open to immediately go to their entry.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:23:39 2023 No.44132789

>Go out in the rain
>Take an umbrella
>Find monster without umbrella
>Hold my umbrella out to her
>Kryptonite of every monster
>She fumbles her words, blushes, anxiously takes the umbrella
>Except I don't give it to her
>Give them a disgusted look, pull umbrella back and say "What are you doing?"
>Walk off

Public enemy number one

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:26:01 2023 No.44132810

>>44132737
> Miss Rata posts 1 hour tailbrushing videos on YouTube, and top bits on TikTok,
> Fur care tips on Insta,
> Aaaaaaaaand...
> Longform articles about men she "thinks are interesting" on her paid Substack.
> She caters to fox hags (who she baits with tailbrushing tips) and fox fags (who she baits with tailbrushing vids), and then writes about the fags to sell the writings to the hags.
> Up to her neck in nut money.
> Not a sex thing! She's a squirrel, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:30:21 2023 No.44132840 File: 1.28 MB, 3024x3681, 107318041_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132780 >fox But that's a kot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:33:20 2023 No.44132863 File: 37 KB, 600x392, Judgecat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132840 There can be only one sentence for this mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:33:26 2023 No.44132864 >Find a copy of the HBE, abandoned for whatever reason >You feel a sudden temptation to find your own entry Do you dare?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:34:13 2023 No.44132869 >>44132840 I would tie the knot with a kot I would not play with the musical box of the fox on the rocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:34:53 2023 No.44132874 >>44132840 I'm a simple man, fluffy ears to molest == fox

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:39:07 2023 No.44132899

>>44132864
I'd try.
> Book seems normal until you start trying to page through it.
> It's some kinda magic and the book's literally millions of pages long, going back hundreds of years, covering boys from multiple worlds.
> Completely impossible to figure out how it's organized--doesn't have a Table of Contents and you can't seem to find an index at the end--just a bunch of empty pages.
> Page around in it randomly for a while, eventually give up.
> Later ask a Haku about it--apparently the index at the end only shows you boys you're interested in.
> So, not gonna alp--good to know!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:41:17 2023 No.44132912 File: 103 KB, 1299x954, Gremlin - Cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132874 FOX COW INCOMING, YOU BEAUTIFUL MADMAN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:45:24 2023 No.44132940 File: 758 KB, 1394x1547, 1690381337791848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:48:02 2023 No.44132956 File: 1.02 MB, 2894x4093, 1690379928087756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:48:39 2023 No.44132961 >>44132667 I would be under the abyssal section in the human boy encyclopedia who are too eldritch to be considered normal human boys and have to have a special section all to themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:49:14 2023 No.44132966 File: 186 KB, 800x600, fa49df6e238763a0ffb6c4c6f9f28a05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132956

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:53:47 2023 No.44132987 File: 179 KB, 600x650, 2314436562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm the devil I can do what I want! Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:54:26 2023 No.44132989 OH GOD I AM GONNA I AM GONNA FLOOOOOF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:55:43 2023 No.44132995 File: 173 KB, 1500x844, F1kwKdZakAA5VHh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH GOD I AM GONNA I AM GONNA FLOOOOOF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:57:42 2023 No.44133003 File: 1.48 MB, 4093x2894, Fia0XMBakAAmeQs(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132995 who let their fluffbrained husband out in public?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:58:12 2023 No.44133006 File: 117 KB, 550x412, cfc91245e2bf6f5239cc16942e36eb606b43806aa834c178195a08e867353d9f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44132995

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:01:02 2023 No.44133028 >>44133006 Ok.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:02:39 2023 No.44133042

>>44132899
>You return with the book you found and ask her to find your entry
>She goes to the index and is able to find your entry and...
>...
>Well actually it's honestly a lot more flattering than you expected, both the text and pictures
>It's when you close it that you notice that the haku is hugging your arm
>"By the way, thanks for find my copy. Not that I need it much anymore"
>Ah

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:11:06 2023 No.44133102 >>44133006 Needs house training correction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:21:18 2023 No.44133192 >Tired >Lonely >Touch starved But on the other hand >Anxiety >Trust issues >Worried any girl I open up to will jump my bones

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:21:19 2023 No.44133194 >>44133042 That got cute in a hurry.

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:23:31 2023 No.44133213

>>44133042
>Find a copy of the book
>Flip all the way to the back, expecting some really cool men to be there
>It's a mail order form
>huh
>Each of the men in the book have a number on them
>huh
>Check box for how you want to get them (Black bag kidnapping, love potion, their coordinates so you can do it yourself etc.)
>huh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:32:08 2023 No.44133246 >>44133213 >the book flips to a blank page on its own >"Hello Anon." slowly appears

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:35:09 2023 No.44133270 >>44133246 Anon gonna get fucked by Voldemort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:40:10 2023 No.44133289 >>44133270 >no controlling dark lord wife to be posessive and yandere >and also purge the lessers from society

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:45:25 2023 No.44133338 >>44133270 >Avada kedavra and crucio are now lewd spells

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:47:37 2023 No.44133356 >>44133270 An ugly Lamia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:50:26 2023 No.44133371 File: 841 KB, 955x1351, Lamia - Egging You On.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44133356 All lamias are cute and charming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:51:43 2023 No.44133376 >>44133371 I don't think I've seen this animal feature since last time I looked at xelvy art

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 16:25:14 2023 No.44133557 >>44132667 Please no...

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