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44094974 No.44094974 [Reply] [Original]

Literally me

>> No.44095428
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i thought I would be socially adept by this time. Wrong. This is also literally me when I'm out with other people. They talk about things I dont understand one bit, I still can't read a situation and people still think I'm retarded (I am)

>> No.44095443

>>44095428
I can't talk about anything that isn't obscure and niche like Touhou

>> No.44096232
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Up

>> No.44096666

yeah same i'm 20 and i'm still 5'4" with no social skills outside of talking about anime and vidya with people online

>> No.44099184

I only talk when necessary outside. Then I come home, and just browse the same imageboard I've been browsing for half my life at this point. For the rest of the day. Sometimes I make more than two posts in that time. I don't feel loneliness or anything like that. Not even when I was still NEET.
If that means there's something wrong with my brain, then I'm fine being broken.

>> No.44099770

>>44099184
no that's awesome anon

>> No.44099787
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>>44095428
Here's the lifehack, copy the personality of a netflix character and people will not realize you don't know how to be human!
My choice is Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 99 and now I have a girlfriend!

>> No.44099819

>>44095443
lol

>> No.44099822
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>>44096666
Relatable quads
I'm just like you, I'm afraid to grow old and still be a friendless neet in my 30s. What can we do? Do you have a plan for yourself?

>> No.44099835

>>44099822
Not that anon, but I have a plan that involves a shotgun.

>> No.44099838

One day I'll become unfathomably rich, and I'll rescue every /jp/sie I can. Trust in it.

>> No.44099852

>>44099838
do you have a plan?

>> No.44099871

>>44099835
Uh... anon...?

>> No.44099928

>>44099822
not really
i'm gonna pretend i'm not growing old and keep doing what i'm doing. maybe i'll become a programmer.

>> No.44099940

>>44099928
>>44099822
Meet up

>> No.44099951

>>44099838
A big one

>> No.44099970

tenka you fat fucking dumb pig

>> No.44099984

>>44099852
Oh yeah!

>> No.44103751
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>>44094974
i think the biggest lie i was ever told as a kid was that adults had everything figured out

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>>44095428
Reminds me of every friday where I visit my friends from elementary school and how I usually just awkwardly sit in silence while they talk about things that don't interest me in the slightest.
Somehow they don't mind, just like they somehow don't mind that I'm fighting about 80% of our Tekken matches (there's 4 of us and they mostly swap the controller between each other while telling me that it's fine and I can play more)
>>44099838
If you start a company, will you let me work remotely in it?
I only need around 400$ per month to be comfortably alive

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>>44095428
>>44095443
I am 28 and this is my reality. Still, most people do like and respect me mostly because of my high sense of integrity, principles, and affability.

I won't really give two shits about what you tell me about your entry-level taste in virtually everything but I will listen in and try to give my input(which is awkwardly little if youre basic af) when I can and offer a shoulder to lean on out of genuine goodwill.

>> No.44107152

>>44107084
I am 8 years younger than you and I'll be 21 in a few days and I feel the same way

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>>44096232
Up
Down down

>> No.44107177

>>44099787
Mine is Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver.

>> No.44107258

>>44099871
Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything dangerous with it.
I just need it to perform a spell that'll teleport me to Gensokyo.

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>>44107152
I understand if I am the last person you'd accept advice from but 7 years is a great deal of time to change. I managed to make friends and become gainfully, successfully employed in about 2 years of half-assed effort from being a completely hapless hikineet.

May not seem like much to you, but, no joke, it felt like the entire planet had it out for me and genuinely wanted me dead. I don't feel like that at all anymore, thankfully.

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>>44107177
And how many friends did you get with that personality?

>> No.44108300

>>44107166
GIWTWM

>> No.44108358

>>44107390
Shut up you Travis hater

>> No.44108367

>>44099838
Do dis..

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>>44094974
Literally?

>> No.44117762

>>44094974
how can we help?

>> No.44120650

>>44107320
>become gainfully, successfully employed in about 2 years of half-assed effort from being a completely hapless hikineet.
How do you do this? I finished university and ended up with a degree in a major I have no interest in and I'm unable to find any kind of job that's interesting. I'm working but it's just a braindead job that offers a handful of hours a week. I was working longer hours but found it too difficult to deal with. I also have huge motivational problems, difficulty leaving the house... etc.

>> No.44123361

I hate being short, anons.

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>> No.44124751

>>44123361
how short are you?

>> No.44124796

>>44124751
171 cm

>> No.44125503
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>>44124796
oh
i'm 163cm

>> No.44126142

>>44125503
If you're a girl, then that height is absolutely fine.

>> No.44126247

>>44125503
if you're a guy, then that height is absolutely fine. Please become my boyfriend and cuddle with me. (in an exclusively straight way of course)

>> No.44126754

>>44126142
i am not
>>44126247
i like girls, anon

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>>44125503
I live in a country where the average height for men is like 178 cm so I'm like a dwarf here in comparison. Nothing I can do I suppose but I cannot help but dwell on it. Anyways have this image

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>>44126754
You're now the second person that has had to say this to me (even if I was mostly just joking in this case), I am truly the architect of my own suffering

>> No.44126949

>>44126845
yeah, fair
thanks, anon
>>44126895
i'm sure you can get a gf or something someday

>> No.44130811

>>44126754
>i am not
In that case, it must suck being that short.

>> No.44130840

>>44109433
What are these strangers doing to OP?

>> No.44130897

>>44130840
That's me on the left.

>> No.44131184

>>44130840
That's me beneath the table (I'm giving OP a blowjob)

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>>44126845
damn anon that's rough. I'm 185-186 cm so I never had to worry about height. A therapist would probably tell you to cope at 163 cm but honestly limb lengthening might save you. I knew a guy who went from 165cm to 178-180 cm with two surgeries ( 6 cm in tibia and 8cm in femur). He said it changed his life, women respected him finally and he wasn't instantly rejected. He honestly looks better after with the longer legs as well since his short legs were why he was small to begin with. Look into it and don't be put off by morons saying you will be disabled because my friend is athletic and fitter than 99% of normie faggots.

If your face is ok then its 100% your height that holds you back. I've got 4/10 face and my friend does better than me at 178cm because he has a 6+/10 face.

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im 160cm

>> No.44133290

>>44133266
Can I cuddle with you

>> No.44133372
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>>44133290

>> No.44133608

>>44131414
>legs become as fragile as a stick
>cartoon limb proportions
>life long pain
stop advertising your mutilation here dr.Goldstein

>> No.44133645

>>44133266
Are you cute?

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>>44133372
....I'm gonna take that as a yes

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>>44123361
You get an excuse to smell loli hair bro stop crying

>> No.44133869

>>44125503
>>44133266
why are the people here so short
>>44131414
don't get that shit you're gonna look stupid with your short arms

>> No.44133927

>>44133869
>don't get that shit you're gonna look stupid with your short arms
Maybe this?? I have long legs and I look kind of stupid, my arms are thankfully in proportion but only just. My father who is 3-4 inches shorter than me saya it's ridiculous how low i wear my pants but he doesn't understand

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This is now a Tenka-chan thread/

>> No.44138902

>>44138734
What would you do to OP?

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>>44138902
marrying OP

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>>44099822
>I'm afraid to grow old and still be a friendless neet in my 30s
HAHAHA WOULDN'T THAT SUCK.

>> No.44140325

>>44139360
I can be your friend

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>>44133645
good morning i domt think so.. but i think this picture is

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