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4399225 No.4399225 [Reply] [Original]

Alright, who, if anyone, will end up with Shkanontrice on the board? This issue is of critical importance.

>> No.4399240

>>4399225
George will.
Search your heart, you know it to be true.

>> No.4399245

Alone.
The others are already dead after all.
Well Battler could be alive but he will get an Ange ending if it's so.

>> No.4399264
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4399264

>>4399245
If everyone is already dead, then that makes this whole series a bit pointless, doesn't it?
Why should I give a rat's ass about the relationships and problems of dead people?

>> No.4399277

>>4399264
Well, you can blame RifBTkishi for that.

>> No.4399293

>>4399264
Because Ryuukishi thought he was smart by creating a story that is nothing more than a commentary on what a fiction is.

>> No.4399298

>>4399277
Not blaming him, cause I don't really believe that's the case. Don't disregard the pieces.

>> No.4399311

I REFUSE SHKANON
I REFUSE

>> No.4399314

Oh you Anons. So convinced Shkanon or Shkanontrice is the ONLY answer to this game. You all disappoint Beatrice.

>> No.4399318

>>4399311
AGREED! I DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP!

>> No.4399321

Enough with shkanontrice, calling a motherfucking Teatrice thread.

>> No.4399324

>>4399314
No, we all pretty much accepted Ryukishi = BT = Rifyu = Battler = Beatrice = Everyone else, last night.

>> No.4399334

>>4399225
George can have those used goods. Really, Battler can just have his pick between Erika and Jessica. Or both, if he wants.

>> No.4399335

>>4399314
I can't think of much ways to get out of E6. Other than Erika being fictional.

But well, Kyrie is The High Priestess(keeper of a huge ass secret that relates to the world, not to herself), Battler is Justice(and has grey stripes on clothing like Juuza and then there is The Moon(a lie, basically). So I believe Ryu has some keikaku.

>> No.4399342

>>4399335
Instead of thinking about how to get out of EP6, why don't you guys look over everything in the previous episodes? Not to mention with all the references to Dante's Inferno and Ten Little Indians (or whatever it's called nowadays), you might be able to find some clues by reading them. (For instance, what if when Eva solved the epitaph by looking for that Atlas, what if we could solve it by looking through those books..?)

>> No.4399345

Fictiontrice is the only true answer, Beatrice is a book who killed people with papercuts and then caught on fire burning the island

>> No.4399346

>>4399335
The Moon? You know, just because Jessica lies, that doesn't mean she's evil.
She could be chaotic good or something, or just crazy herself.

....You'd have to be somewhat messed up in the head to play the game of pretend she does.

>> No.4399347

>>4399342
Brb, looking at the 6th canto of Purgatorio.

>> No.4399356

>>4399240
George doesn't deserve anybody.

>> No.4399375

>>4399324
oh well, I've never, ever got my answer on how could Erika call corpses in red what could not be corpses at the time, but whatever.

For me it seems like this so far:
Jessica is the Mastermind who places stakes in the corpses.
Whether with ShKanon or without it, Kanon either a)always goes against the main murderer and always gets killed b)is the one absolute murderer. There is no way and no reason for them to kill, well, anyone. ShKanon doesn't nearly solve everything.
Kyrie always plays her own game.
There is someone who really hates Rosa, I can't help wondering why.

>> No.4399388

>>4399375
>There is someone who really hates Rosa, I can't help wondering why.
Because she gets shit done.

>> No.4399410

>>4399346

>>4399342
Well, it's not Dante's Inferno, it's Divine Comedy. I won't rage, I raged about people calling it so enough already. And don't call it anything else, because the main part that matters is Purgatory.

From what I can get from the themes:
The absolute sin is "Betrayal of belief"
Beatrice has to leave in the end.
At the top of Purgatory, you have to give up on love. Because love is destructive. When you enter Paradise, you should have only one emotion left: humbleness, submission.

>> No.4399423

>>4399347
Also checking Canto 24, as WtC 4, Episode 2.

>> No.4399424

>>4399346
Sorry.

The tarot card of moon means pretty much: What appears on the surface is just a reflection of something really huge and important. You can understand something about that important thing from the reflection, but it's deformed. You have to find and face the real thing.

>> No.4399441
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4399441

>>4399424
http://images.4chan.org/jp/src/1266332556669.jpg

>> No.4399448

In EP7 Battler grows a moustache & blows this shit open.

>> No.4399461

>>4399448
And then he becomes a hobo and grows a beard.

>> No.4399465
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4399465

>>4399441
Speaking of the cards, why aren't there any scans for The Lovers and The Empress yet?

>> No.4399474

>>4399342
Note the tarot card of Kyrie, she is pulling a book from a bookshelf on it.

>> No.4399475

>>4399465
I always thought of Natsuhi as strength.

>> No.4399476

>>4399465
Is that Eva and Natsuhi?

>> No.4399488

>>4399465
I know of these:
Battlerkusa - Justice
Maria - Mage
Kyrie - The High Priestess
Kanon - The Hanged Man
Natsuhi&Eva - The Empress
Jessica - The Moon
Beato - The World

>> No.4399494

>>4399488
Maria is The Sun, Gap is Star & Sakutaro is the magician.

>> No.4399501
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4399501

>>4399488
There's also Maria for The Sun, Gaap for the Star, George and Shannon for The Lovers, and Eva and Natsuhi for the Empress. I predict Kinzo for Emperor and Virgilia for Hermit.

>> No.4399506

>>4399488
Kinzo is totally going to become The Fool

>> No.4399514

>>4399501
I thought of Hideyoshi as the Emperor & Hierophant as Kinzo.

>> No.4399523

>>4399506
Kinzo should be World to Battler's Fool. It fits all too well.

>> No.4399533

>>4399501
Gaap somehow doesn't fit to be Star

>> No.4399534

>>4399506
I say Piece Battler will be the Fool. Though I guess Kinzo would work too, if you're going the Battler = Kinzo route.

>> No.4399536

>>4399523
Beatrice is the World.

>> No.4399546

>>4399534
I think Kinzo will be something like wheel of fortune.

>> No.4399548

>>4399534
Well, I can't help feeling that Fool's "mostly harmless, but can pierce the heaven if you fight the power enough, at the propability of quadrillion to one" totally fits the whole personality of Kinzo.

>> No.4399550

>>4399548
> Kinzo
> mostly harmless
lolno

>> No.4399555
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4399555

Rosa is 'The Fool', no Battler as we expected.

>> No.4399557

>>4399550
I'm talking about the whole roulette idea.
Then again, Wheel of Fortune fits for the same reason.

>> No.4399559
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4399559

While we're at it, would anyone mind explaining who or what justice battler is?

>> No.4399562

>>4399555
Rosa?

>> No.4399571

>>4399559
Check the card.
The grey stripes, especially.

>> No.4399580

>>4399562
May refer to her dying all the time.

>>4399555
>Ronove
>Devil
Imokaywiththis.jpg

>> No.4399582

>>4399555
> Rosa is the Fool
...What?

>> No.4399594

>>4399559
>>4399571
Battler confirmed for Amakusa?

>> No.4399602

So Rosa is the begining & the end result is Beatrice? Well she was the first to meet a Beatrice.

>> No.4399604

>>4399580
He IS one of the 72 demon lords, so guess it's only natural.

>> No.4399610

>>4399602
Rosatrice?

>> No.4399616

>>4399610
Well someone had to teach Maria magic & i can't see why that can't be Rosa.

>> No.4399637

>>4399555
Well, Rosa does get shit done. I am not too surprised.
HNG NATSUHI AND EVA ZOMG

>> No.4399640
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4399640

>>4399571

Sorry, but I don't see it.

>> No.4399645

I like how you guys base your shit on marketing stuff that the anime staff thought out rather than what actually happen in the fucking games.

>> No.4399646

Rosa is also the one giving the ultimate hints when someone solves the epitaph.

>> No.4399658

>>4399375
>Whether with ShKanon or without it, Kanon either a)always goes against the main murderer and always gets killed b)is the one absolute murderer.

I always thought that, too. Out of all the people on the board, Kanon always seems to struggle against 'Beatrice' the hardest, and seems like he has much more to lose than anyone else.

>> No.4399660
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4399660

>>4399640
He has kevlar vest and stuff, but like this you can see it well enough.

>> No.4399661
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>>4399640
This brings us once again to the age old question of cape vs. Justice suit.

>> No.4399665
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4399665

>>4399658
Well... that's because he IS Beatrice.

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4399678

>>4399660
And aren't he, Battler, and Kyrie the only ones to have crosses on their outfits?

>> No.4399680

>>4399645
Tarot cards are fun, bra, and there are hints everywhere. We shouldn't disregard them simply because Umineko has totally been solved 100% and we should just give up and die.

>> No.4399682

>>4399658
Rosa seems to have it pretty tough.

>> No.4399691

>>4399660

So..is he Amakusa? I am confused.

>> No.4399695

>>4399555
So far I'm liking these cards.
Battler IS indeed Justice, simply because Meta-Battler is a mix of magic and mystery, balance in it's purest form.

Jessica being the moon bodes ill, though.

>> No.4399699

>>4399678
He and Battler are also the only ones to laugh like "Kihihihi", as well.

>> No.4399700

>>4399678
Yup. And it makes sense for Battler to go prematurely gray if Kyrie and Kasumi did as well. Sumadera thing.

>> No.4399705

>>4399678
Kinda unrelated, but I thought of an alternative answer on Beato's WTC3 final question.
It would make sense if Beatrice was "Ushiromiya family". Eva-Beatrice, well, Sumadera family?

>> No.4399709

>>4399695
Doesn't the high priestess sit between the moon & something else?
I'm not good with tarot cards.

>> No.4399710

>>4399645
DEEN doesn't do marketing. Frontier Works does. They're the ones responsible for everything good about the Umineko anime, including the OP and ED. (Excepting the previews, which were the best part of what DEEN did.)

>> No.4399719

>>4399699
Battler goes "Ihihihi". Maria's the one who goes "Kihihihi".

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4399724

>>4399665
Fuck yeah Kanontrice.

>> No.4399727

>>4399719
Right, that. Been a while since I posted that last.

>> No.4399735

>>4399705
A little unrelated to that unrelatedness, but Kasumi's henchmen and the goats make the same noise. Forget if the goats made it in EP3 and therefore show a relation to the Sumaderas or not, but...interesting, R07. Veeery interesting.

>> No.4399748

>>4399735
I think in this murder the Sumaderas have to be involved some how, could Kyrie still be tied to them some how?

>> No.4399749

>>4399709
High Priestess is a benevolent card. Like, spiritual guidance, basically.
The Moon is one of the worst cards out there though. It's not a very good thing, it represents that there is more than meets the eye to something, and not in a good way.

The Tower is also pretty bad.

>> No.4399750
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4399750

>>4399678
Battler's anime eyes, for comparison to Amakusa's.

>> No.4399760

>>4399735
...So Kyrie is already dead and Kasumi is the one cosplaying her? Makes for fucking up with lots of riddles?
Hey, this is exactly the kind of twist I would not put past Ryukushi at all.

>> No.4399761
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4399761

>>4399750
Funnily enough, Amakusa's are closer in color to Jessica's.

>> No.4399776

>>4399761
I TOLD YALL NIGGERS
JESSICA WAS THE SECOND BATTLER
YALL NIGGERS DIDN'T BELIEVE ME

>> No.4399777

>>4399749
I found this,
>Passive and all wise, she speaks and the fool must learn to hear her.
She is often shown holding a book.
What mysteries are in her book?
(Rosa should listen to Kyrie?)

>> No.4399783

>>4399777
Fascinating & Proceed

>> No.4399786

Umineko would be better if Rosa was the protagonist.
Discuss.

>> No.4399806

>>4399783
Well i won't copy & paste,
http://psychicvisions.org/tarotstory.htm#II%20The%20High%20Priestess
I don't know what you will make of the site but hey.

>> No.4399808

>>4399786
Umineko would be better if Rosa was my wife.

>> No.4399809
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4399809

>>4399761

Delicious Jessica

>> No.4399813

>>4399749
I am still not sure about Kanon being the Hanged Man. Exactly because the card is not as negative as it seems. It means someone who appears twisted but has the most insight out of everyone.
If anything, it's going almost completely against ShKanontrice

>> No.4399814

How tall is Amakusa?

The first part of EP1 made a huge deal about how HOLY FUCK BATTLER IS REALLY FUCKING TALL WHAT THE SHIT. Could be relevant.

>> No.4399827

>>4399806
>Scorn or ignore her message and The High Priestess becomes the queen of the night.
>An alluring witch whose delight is to ensnare in illusion and destroy.

Kyrietrice confirmed.

>> No.4399830

lol

>> No.4399838

No one will end up with Shkannontrice.
Ryukishi will troll everyone until the next ep, and you will all be disgusted because you had been trolled by such a cheap trick.

Also, Kanon is too much cool to be one with Shannon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNFS_JybaNs&feature=related

>> No.4399839

>>4399813
Kanon does have the most insight out of everyone.
Episode one, he realizes what's going down, and he decides to fuck Beato's shit, but because the Hanged Man's luck sucks, it amounts to nothing.

>> No.4399853
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4399853

>>4399809
>delicious
>Jessica

I respectfully disagree with your opinion.

>> No.4399859
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4399859

>>4399853
Well, HATERS GONNA HATE.
Although Dlanor is fine too.

>> No.4399864

>>4399838
Fuck yeah SF09-sayu-01.ogg

>> No.4399867
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4399867

>>4399853

But I find Dlanor delicious as well.

>> No.4399882
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4399882

Rudolf & Krauss have to be The Chariot,
>Do not stand in the path of his triumphant journey or you may have to be run down, in the interests of progress, of course.

>> No.4399893

>The Moon is the last obstacle the Hero must overcome.
>The lesson of The Hang Man (Kanon) and The Devil (Ronove) have been understood. Now, the all attractive Moon must be experienced.
>She is the great illusion, bland and powerful; devouring and unstable, she fascinates and hypnotizes even the purest of souls.

FUCKING MOON-CHAN.

>> No.4399902
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4399902

>>4399893

>the all attractive Moon

DAMN RIGHT

>> No.4399904
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4399904

>>4399893
Relax, stop freaking out. Who gives a crap about the mystery anyways?

>> No.4399911
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4399911

>>4399893
I can't even come up with an oblivious-sounding quote for Jessica.

FUCKING MOON-CHAN

>> No.4399920
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4399920

>>4399911
What sort of obliviousness are you looking for?

>> No.4399921

>>4399893Negative;The Moon is a nightmare before the dawn. The nightmare cannot be fought. The soul can only hope to wake up.
trollface.jpg

>> No.4399922

>>4399893
add to it that kanon always refers to her as his sun, and she becomes more evil

>> No.4399930
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4399930

Poor George,
>If it is not, if he cannot bear to leave his mother, there will only be stagnation, or at best, futile and sad vacillation.

>> No.4399934

>>4399920
You guys seem surprised.
I would have thought people would have figured out she's bad news when she answered the phone in episode 4, and single-handily caused Battler, George, and Maria to believe in some wacky trial that ended up killing everyone.

>> No.4399949

>>4399904
As the person who translated the TIP, that wasn't a hint. She wasn't telling people to stop thinking about the mystery, she was just saying she personally didn't care.

Sorry if I didn't make that clear enough.

>> No.4399954

>>4399882
>Krauss
>triumphant
...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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4399956

>>4399934
I do not want to argue abot this again, so I'll just leave this here.

>> No.4399958

>>4399949
No, we know what she said. It's still hilarious as hell.

>> No.4399962

>>4399954
He was going up man, a man way ahead of his time.

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4399963

>>4399949

>As the person who translated the TIP

HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH EP6

>> No.4399967

>>4399963
I don't think Witch-Hunt would let me join if I tried, bro.

>> No.4399970

>>4399963
I'm pretty sure the translator for the tip isn't part of Witch Hunt.

>> No.4399972

>>4399958
Also George's story about getting Shannon to look for a hat with him, despite not having lost a hat to begin with. George is fucking manipulative.

>> No.4399975

>>4399949
Hm? Oh, no, no, well, first off, I'd hardly say you could determine what is or isn't a hint, and I wouldn't take TIPs too seriously, but it is rather humorous that she says she doesn't care about the mystery or about theorizing. If we had her tell Battler to stop thinking, that would be ridiculously blatant.

>> No.4399981

>>4399967
>>4399970

Oh well, disregard that then.

>> No.4399994

>>4399975
Yeah, I didn't think she was telling Battler to stop caring either, but I still kinda double-taked at her dialogue.
Although, if she did tell Battler to stop it would be a bit out of place.
Battler: OH TIP RELATED SHENANIGANS!
Jessica: HAHAHAHAH but seriously just give up and die HAHAHAHAHAH SHENANIGANS

>> No.4400022

>>4399994
If only TIPs were canon.... oh Batter x Luci....... my OTP...

>> No.4400028

>>4399972
Yeah. Noone likes George. I don't even know why SHANNON likes George.
Perhaps because Shannon was Beato just giving up on life.

>> No.4400030

>>4400022
They aren't?

>> No.4400036
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4400036

>>4400022
This will never happen.

>> No.4400047

>>4400028
I don't know why anyone likes Shannon, for instance.
What Gaap said about her is pretty much true, the breast are the only thing good about her. Otherwise she is at best a clumsy low tier houswife.

>> No.4400049
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4400049

>>4400022
They are. Apparently Siesta 410 makes a comment near the end of EP6 involving Comiket. Anybody know exactly what she said?

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>>4400047
> Otherwise she is at best a clumsy low tier houswife.
That's part of why George likes her, though.

>> No.4400060

>>4400036
BATTLER WILL GET HIS HOBO END LIKE I DID IN DRAGON'S AGE BUT LUCIFER WILL BE LIKE ZEVRAN AND HELP BATTLER FIND HIS WAIFU. WATCH IT HAPPEN.

>> No.4400072

>>4400060
Even if Meta Beato dies, I want the Meta World to continue to exist in some form. It'd just be too sad to have all those characters we've gotten to know simply vanish at the end...

>> No.4400084

>>4400072
I think the meta world is already going in Ep6 Kumasawa & Genji serve Beatrice & Battler.
Not Ronove & Virgilia.

>> No.4400086

>>4400072
Meta Beato dies? Ah, that happens from time to time.

>> No.4400093

>>4400084
Samefags.

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>>4400072
Best hobo end: Battler kills Beato as per her promise/obligatory drama, and right after he picks himself up off the ground and manages to stop bawwing for five minutes, Bern makes a comment to him along the lines of "lololol you just killed your waifu lol."

He fucking rages, goes into beast mode and destroys Bern, ignores Lambdadelta's whining, ditches Lia and the Stakes, and sets off to be the best hobo ever.

>> No.4400114

>>4400093
This. Meta Kumasawa changes into Virgilia at one point.

>> No.4400116

>>4400109
Best way to troll Bern is to not become a monster.

>> No.4400118

>>4400049
Do you have any of the other Siesta concepts? I want to see their faces from the Kinzo humiliation scene.

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>>4400059

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4400137

>>4400118
45

>> No.4400157

>>4400120
Rifyu George is the best Umineko character ever.

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4400159

>>4400137
And here's 00. So yeah, they really _did_ plan on including it.

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4400174

Also Gaap trollface.

>> No.4400178

If Battler kills Beato, I will eat my hat.

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4400182

And Lambda having a miragecoordinator moment.

>> No.4400186

>>4400137
>>4400159
Thanks :3

>> No.4400187

>>4400178
You don't have a hat, George.

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4400193

>>4400178
It would probably be in your best interest to begin now.

>> No.4400301

Battler will become a hobo, but the Stakes will be there for him and one day, when he needs them the most, they'll save him like they did Ange. Battler will make Lucifer his waifu and end up with a harem with all of the stakes. Then, he'll go around being a mercenary and killing people, and everyone will think that its because he's so good with a gun, but its really because of the stakes, and then he'll go prematurely gray and Ange won't recognize him in the future. Then, when Ange is in trouble on the cliff about to get killed by Kyrie's jealous sister, Battler will sic the stakes on them (shoot them) and save her. He won't tell her about it, and the illusion of the witch will live on.

>> No.4400323

>>4400301
And then Ange dies in a traffic accident later that year and Battler goes FFFFFFFF.

>> No.4400377

>>4400323
And then Battler realizes that if he hadn't encouraged her with the illusion of the witch, she wouldn't have tried to enter the meta world to save him. So basically, if he had just told her that he had escaped the island alive, and he was the one who shot the black suits, and that he was back to be reunited with her, it would have been a happy ending. When he realizes this, he becomes a hobo for real.

But wait. Would that make Battler a survivor of Eva's murders in that story, or an accomplice? Either way is a possibility, and the changed hair color could even be dyed to disguise his identity from either Eva or the rest of the world who thinks that he's dead.

>> No.4400378

Piece Battler hobo end: ;_; FUCK YOU RYUKISHI THIS IS SHIT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS

Meta Battler hobo end: AW YEAH FUCKING SORCERER HOBO BEING BATSHIT AND MISSING HIS WAIFU AND BEING A MOTHERFUCKING HOBO FUCK YEAH RYUKISHI YOU ARE THE BEST

>> No.4400381
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4400381

>>4399911

>> No.4400390

>>4399555
are there any scans of these cards or?

>> No.4400393
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4400393

>>4400381
Thanks, bro.

SNAKES DON'T HAVE LEGS

>> No.4400437

>>4400393
Hey, Beatrice gets flustured by Ronove all the damn time, I don't quite think we can use that to call her retarded.

>> No.4400451

>>4400437
Well, both Jessica and Beatrice are tsundoras; so...

>> No.4400456

>>4400437
So being flustered means you'll state the very obvious?

>> No.4400497

>>4400456
Nah, I mean, get caught up in Ronove's tomfoolery. Before that, Ronove tells a tale or something, and Jessica points out the flaws, I.E. Snakes don't have legs..

And proceeds to have a remarkably insightful reflection of her choices, so I think it is rather unfair to call her retarded because of one statement made to a demon butler.

As for stupidity, actions speak louder than words, in my opinion.

>> No.4400556

>>4400378
Both are shit.

>> No.4400606

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4011216

Remember this?

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4400635

>>4400606
Oh god I remember being on for that thread.

shit was batshit.

>> No.4400668

>>4400606

>it's a little bit less retarded.

>calling her a hot dog

<Good> times.

>> No.4400780

>>4400606
I love the period of time a few days before and after Comiket. There's an influx of /a/ shitheads, but the sheer trolling and mindfuckery makes up for it.

>> No.4401060

>>4400606
Oh hey, looks like a fragment of the latest TIP was floating around even back then, going by the thread before. (Specifically, the part where Virgilia and Ronove are mentioning pairings with Battler.)

>> No.4401086

>>4399864
yeah, now Kanon have one of the best song in umineko for him. Best thing of ep6.

>> No.4401109

>>4401086
> him
You mean her, right? Because Kanon is actually a reverse trap.

>> No.4401129

>>4400668
I wish furtur caught on

>> No.4401138

>>4401086
Jessica's scene is pretty beastly also. Seriously, demonic Jessica is such a good troll, she reminds me of Fontaine from Bioshock a bit.

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>>4401138
Maths out of fucking nowhere.

>> No.4401160

>>4401150
Yeah, Kyrie put up a great fight. Pity about the hellfire, though.

>> No.4401253

>>4401160
She was actually winning for the most part too. Jessica won because she got power boost, demon possession and Ronove helped her out. I mean all that just to take down Kyrie.

>> No.4401287

>>4400635
In that image, there should have been something like ,'BEEEETEEEE ;_;' on the side.

>> No.4401418
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4401418

>Shkanon
I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT CRAP

>> No.4401425

Ronove Tarot scans where?

>> No.4401448

Hey, guys, this is offtopic but I didn't want to make a new thread. I'm trying to translate some shit that was released at Butterfly Kiss. It's not a TIP, but 18 different Valentine's messages from fantasy characters were handed out, and they're each being uploaded to the Umineko wiki.

Unfortunately, it being a wiki, it's not always the most reliable source, especially when it's hard to get confirmation of anything because there were 18 different types of cards handed out.

I've seen two different versions of Lucifer's and I'm trying to figure out which one is the real version. Which sounds more legit to you?

Ver 1:
To the great territory lord, master of the Golden Land,

With this, I am sending Your Majesty chocolate. Soon, you will probably receive chocolate from a large number of people, including my sisters.
But even so, please do not become arrogant. It is not the amount of chocolate that is important, but the feelings put into them.

Please make certain you do not forget that...

-From the eldest sister of the Seven Sisters of Purgatory, Lucifer, with love and faith

Ver 2:
To the great territory lord, master of the game board,

In regards to Valentine's Day, I am acting as a representative of the Seven Sisters of Purgatory, and sending you chocolate along with a vow of eternal loyalty.

-From the eldest sister of the Seven Sisters of Purgatory, Lucifer, with love and loyalty

P.S. I, Lucifer, will become a chair or a candlestick, a cat or a carpet, furniture or a slave, so long as you command it.
Your Majesty, please use the shabby furniture that I am however you please.

>> No.4401486

>>4401448
Well, thanks as always, guys.

>> No.4401492

>>4401448
I want to say the first one, because the second one sounds too submissive for Lucifer. Maybe there were actually multiple Lucifer ones though?

Also were any doujins released at Butterfly Kiss? Ah, I bet none of them will be scanned, either.

>> No.4401497

>>4401448
First one sounds more legit.

>> No.4401503

no one since shkannontrice is not true.

>> No.4401513

Pfft if indeed Amakusa is Battler.Why would he shoot Ange?

>> No.4401530

>>4401513
He missed.

>> No.4401536

>>4401530
really?i didn't pay attention

>> No.4401569

HOLY SHIT GUISE. WAIT A SECOND.

When Eva shot Battler in the episode where she commits the crime, where did he get hit? I can't remember. Was it in the head?

>> No.4401571

>>4401492
>>4401497
Thanks. You're probably right.

This makes me worry about the Beelzebub one, though, because that and the seeming fake Lucifer were one were the only ones with a "P.S." part to it. I have no idea what's fake and what's not anymore.

>> No.4401572

>>4401569
in the chest i think.check the tips.

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4401648

>>4401569
are you implying Battler survived this tragedy and become Amakusa?

>> No.4401683

>>4401648
He has a robot heart now.

>> No.4401690

>>4401648
For all we know, it could be. Even if he was "killed" it could just be referring to his personality as Battler. You know, like getting shot was a life changing experience... lol. So when he took the new name and tried to hide but still make a living by taking those kinds of jobs, he became a new person.

It's probably not true, but it could be.

>> No.4401715

>>4401648
Obviously Battler is like Doctor No and his heart is in his body incorrectly.

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>>4401690
> You know, like getting shot was a life changing experience... lol.
Sakutarou getting killed was enough of a life-changing experience for Maria.

>> No.4401732
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4401732

I can't wait for Ryukishi to stop all your DID theories that all of you seem to rely so hard on. Jesus christ can't you guys think of anything else? Use your fucking heads for once. Yes, I mad.

>> No.4401739
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4401739

>>4401732
Don't worry, Goldsmith. I too, mad.

>> No.4401742

>>4401732
Ryukishi has DID though

>> No.4401750

>>4401742
Ryukishi = BT = Rifyu.
Discuss.

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4401762

>>4401750
No.

>> No.4401768

>>4401569
Ryukishi is actually a dead baby who is the child of himself and his dead self.

>> No.4401771

Battler = Beato

>> No.4401779

I apologize Master Goldsmith, but all I could come up with is the Erika Fight Club Theory, which is scarcely any better.

And these fags don't listen to me anyway.

>> No.4401793

>>4401779
Like I said earlier in the thread, as referenced by this post
>>4399342
Maybe if some of you all stop focusing so hard on one episode where something seems impossible, and solve the rest first, your answer might appear yes?

>> No.4401939

>>4401793
why dont you come up with a theory that is DID free?

>> No.4401989

>>4401939
Have you heard the Kanon=Kinzo theory yet?

>> No.4402006

>>4401989
never.that theory have DID too i bet.

>> No.4402013
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4402013

>>4401939
Maybe I already did.

>> No.4402018

>>4402006
Well, uh... Kinda, but it restricts it to Kanontrice rather than Shkanontrice.

>> No.4402020

>>4401939
In the best case scenario there is still DID, just instead of 2 more personalities than there should be it's only 1 extra. The best version of scenario with that quality is Kanontrice.

>> No.4402023

>>4402006
Dude, the personalities thing has been confirmed in a way. See >>4401719.

>> No.4402027

"Erika doesn't exist" and "Kanon = 'Kinzo'" both work for ep6 without DID, I don't know where people get that from.

Hell, Shannon = Kanon doesn't even require DID, just a whooooole lotta people in on it for some unexplained reason.

>> No.4402037

Someone has DID in Umineko, this pretty much a fact, there are clues all over the fucking place.

>> No.4402048

>>4402027
> Shannon = Kanon doesn't even require DID
It does. If Shkanon is true, then Episode 6 makes it QUITE clear that they are distinct individuals with their own wants and interests, and that very fact creates conflict between them.

>> No.4402070

>>4402037
Don't forget how >>4401719 shows that the idea of a personality "dying" is right-out told to us in Episode 4.

>> No.4402071

>>4402048
Just because it creates conflict doesn't mean that they are confirmed for DID.

>> No.4402089

DID is so third-rate.

>> No.4402090

Peter Parker and Spider-Man have conflicting interests and desires. Guys Spidey has DID!

>> No.4402102

>>4402090
But do they love two different people? And does one try to mentally "kill" the other and force that side of them to no longer exist?

>> No.4402106

In ep2 we're told Kinzo created Kanon, Shannon, and Genji through magic. In ep6 we're told Kanon, Shannon, and Beatrice share one soul.

Clearly one is bullshit and the other is absolutely 100% true exactly as implied because... oh wait.

>> No.4402180

>>4402106
Remember, magic is an embellishment on the truth. "Shannon and Kanon were created by Kinzo" -> "Kinzo broke the mind of a little girl and caused her to create multiple personalities"

>> No.4402192

I ain't saying you're wrong, but saying DID is pretty much established fact means you're either shutting your brain off or trolling. Admittedly hard to tell here.

>> No.4402202

>>4402089
Ryukishi's writing is third-rate too, so it works out in the end.

>> No.4402237

>>4402006
Not necessarily.
If Kinzo is a title, not a alternative personality, it doesnt rely on DID.

>>4401719
If i pasted a text in white that says that witches, magic and demons exist would you believe it?

>> No.4402241

Kanon = Kinzo, no DID required

>> No.4402245

>>4402192
Nothing is a estabilished fact until its in red, stop being stupid.

>> No.4402262

>>4402237
> If Kinzo is a title, not a alternative personality, it doesnt rely on DID.
There is no Kinzo personality. It's a Kanon personality and a Beatrice personality.

>> No.4402271

>>4402262
there is no beatrice personality, go away yaoifag

>> No.4402272

>>4402262
Why so overconfident?

>> No.4402286

>>4402271
> implying Kanon is not a reverse trap

>> No.4402293

>>4402192
Remember when Bern being one of the good guys was a estabilished fact?

>>4401719
So by that we can say that Maria is dead since the beggining of all games, so she can survive all the games or be playing dead because the red doesnt work for her, as she is no longer Maria but MARIA.

MARIA is the culprit, confirmed.

>> No.4402307

>>4402293
> Remember when Bern being one of the good guys was a estabilished fact?
...It was? 'Cause I thought Bern was suspicious from the very beginning.

>> No.4402319 [DELETED] 

>>4402307
Only if you started with the anime and/or after EP4 was released.

When EP1 came nobody has any doubt that BERN WAS RIKA SHE WILL HAPPY BATTLER!1!!1!!

>> No.4402328

>>4402307
If you started with the anime maybe.
But people that started by the VN before ep4 was pretty sure that Bern was one of the good guys.

>> No.4402337

>>4402293
Explain how a 9 year old girl could kill a bunch of adults twice her size.

>> No.4402347

>>4402337
Poison.

>> No.4402350

>Bern was one of the good guys.
>Bern: I am the most cruel witch

>> No.4402351

>>4402337
Poison.

Nobody would suspect her poisoning people. Its said that she have bunchs of ''magical tools'' in her bag.

>> No.4402352

>>4402319
To be honest, I've never seen the higurashi anime, nor read the SN.
I refuse to believe in the DID crap. I bet we don't have all the answers, and trying to solve the story with Shkannonrice would be a waste of time.

The next commiket is in August or something right?

>> No.4402355

>>4402328
I did indeed start with the anime. But I played Episode 1 a couple days before episode 5 of the anime and finished it up before episode 5 of the anime aired, so my first exposure to Bernkastel was via the sound novel. I then went through EP2-EP4 in the following week.

>> No.4402359

>>4402350
Exactly.

People write everything off as "LOLOL RYUKISHI IS JUST TROLLAN US GUYS EPIC TROLL" but all he really does is let the readers trick themselves.

>> No.4402371

>>4402347
>>4402351
Okay. Then how did she set up the murders. Keep in mind she's a 9 year old girl, who isn't exactly considered the smartest person on the island (easily tricked by people in costumes, for example)

>> No.4402377

>>4402371
Magic, she's a witch. Try to pay attention to the story.

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>>4402359
> but all he really does is let the readers trick themselves.
Seriously. Looking back, it's amazing at how much he blatantly states, but in such a way so as to cause people to dismiss it as a troll. Take this bit from Episode 3, for instance.

>> No.4402394

I've given a few clues on how to solve it repeatedly in this thread. It's up to you to solve it.

>> No.4402396

>>4402377
>Magic

Way to miss the entire point of "witches are not part of the murders"

>> No.4402402

>>4402359
Like with DID?
>>4402371
If she's the culprit she just lied about seeing Beatrice, she's never fooled by anyone.

She's really intelligent too, its implied many times in all episodes that the ''retarded maria'' is a facade.

She could simply have been poisoning coffee and tea everywhere and then would proceed to stake the corpses.

THERE, ITS BETTER THAN SHKANONTRICE
>>4402355
At this point of time it was a estabilished fact that bern was a evil bitch, so yer, your case was different.

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>>4402371
> easily tricked by people in costumes, for example
About that... there's no evidence that Maria was ever "tricked" in the way you seem to be thinking. To her, Beatrice may not be an individual person, but rather the concept of the witch. Or, alternatively, the person she knows as Beatrice is the one who gives her the letter in each Episode.

>> No.4402414

>>4402402
>THERE, ITS BETTER THAN SHKANONTRICE

No...I think this may be even worse than Shkanontrice.

Maria as the culprit is just going with the 'lol killer lolis' stereotype and isn't even logical. Shkannontrice isn't logical either, but at least I can stomach it more than a nine year old killing people twice her size and dictating the murders.

>> No.4402415

>>4402402
> At this point of time it was a estabilished fact that bern was a evil bitch, so yer, your case was different.
I wasn't following the threads on /a/ or /jp/ at the time, though, so I wasn't aware of her status as a troll.

>> No.4402416

>>4402402
It's never shown that she's using obfuscating stupidity.

She simply has that idiot savant autistic thing going on where she's fucking awful at normal things, like how the story mentions her poor marks in school, but she retains information about the occult with a near photographic memorization.

>> No.4402417

>>4402377
>Try to pay attention to the story.
>Magic is the culprit

dohohoho

>> No.4402418

Why is everyone so against Shkannontrice?

Even if it's true (which seems likely), I'm 99% sure the culprit is someone else. Having Beatrice personality commit all the murders would go against everything Ryukishi has led us to believe until now.

>> No.4402434

>>4402418
Because the people supporting Shkanontrice would have to accept someone like Jessica as the puppetmaster.

I agree, we've been given a fair amount of foreshadowing that piece Beatrice is certainly involved in the murders, but she's just a pawn to the true mastermind, like Nanjo obviously is.

I just hope someone gets with piece Battler, out of any character in this clusterfuck, he's the main one that deserves a break.

>> No.4402445

>>4402434
>I just hope someone gets with piece Battler

The only one who's possibly going get with Battler is Beatrice herself (not whoever gave birth to her personality), so the chances of that are pretty slim, sadly.

Only way it's going to happen is if Beatrice is somehow her own person, which I doubt.

>> No.4402457

>>4402418
>Why is everyone so against Shkannontrice?

Because it's pants-on-head retarded and contradicts established character development AND red text.

But no one cares because "OMG REVERSE TRAP IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING"

>> No.4402474

>>4402457
> contradicts established character development
Except it doesn't. In fact, all established character development for Shannon and Kanon actually points towards it.

>> No.4402514

>>4402445
Shannon and Jessica seem like the only possibilities.

Natsuhi is apparently a pure and faithful infant murderer, Kyrie is probably his mother, Hideyoshi is a good guy, so he deserves Eva, and as awesome as it would be, I don't see Rosa seducing him anytime soon.

Shannon seems to love George, so unless that asshole dies, you're probably right, another hobo end for piece if this happens.

Jessica is only possible if Shkanon is true, because then there was never a Kanon to begin with, who did she love.

How did Ryukishi go from the protagonist having an awesome harem in Higurashi to, I LURVE MAH IMAGINARY WAIFU HURP DERP in Umineko, shit sucks.

>> No.4402515
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>>4402474
SUCH A THEORY IS LAUGHABLE. YOU ARE ONE OF THE ONES WHO STOPPED THINKING. ENJOY YOUR HELL.

>> No.4402522

>>4402445
Well, if George dies then everybody will be happy. Also George deserves no good end.

>> No.4402575

>>4402522
where is that screenshot that implies George enjoying controlling Shannon emotion and that extra TIPS about him being suspicious as hell

>> No.4402598

>>4402383
Where is this supposed to be blatant.
I could say that
>>4402412
is blatant, but even after ep6, this screen from ep3 does not learn anything new.

>> No.4402605

>>4402418
Brcause Ryukishi said that is was going to be a thinking game, and that he will not clearly give an answer, only hints.

>> No.4402615

>>4402605
Sorry, I mean :
Because Ryukishi said that umineko will be a thinking game, and that he will not clearly give an answer, only hints

>> No.4402634

>>4402598
It's blatant because it straight-out tells us Beatrice's goal two Episodes before Battler figures it out on his own.

>> No.4402672

>>4402634
and that's why her goal was very clear even in ep3.
Nothing new here, I think that most of the people who have read it understood that.
Moreover Lambda always emphasizes this kind of things during the tea party, especially the 3rd

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