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439487 No.439487 [Reply] [Original]

I am the bone of my dick.

>> No.439495

Air guitar.

>> No.439496

In b4 cockfight

>> No.439500
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FINISH THE FUCKING JOB, SOLDIER

Semen is my body, and testosterone is my blood.
I have fapped over a thousand times.
Unknown to tissues, nor known to clean underpants.

>> No.439505
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Have withstood blisters to fap many times.
And yet, these hands will never hold a woman.

>> No.439506
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So, as I orgasm,
"Unlimited Fap Works"

>> No.439594
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439594

Daily dose in a daily dose thread.

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>> No.439625

oshit, unbroken chain of daily dosages

>> No.439646

>>439594
Where is my Archer version?

>> No.439671

>>439487
I am the sword of my boner

>> No.439667

>>439487
Did you mean "bane"?

>> No.439682

>>439667
in b4 Fall/stay Mike.

>> No.439724

>>439682
don't you mean "fail/semester mike"?

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>> No.439752

>>439750
Tewi, you bitch!

>> No.439759

>>439750
Tewi lied, people died.

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>>439750
how can you say that after what happened fifty years ago!?

>> No.439791

>>439771
Why must you remind me?

>> No.439811

>>439771

BAWWWWW

>> No.439825

I am the bone of my dick.
Hormones are my body and vaginal juices are my blood.
I have deflowered over a thousand maidens.
Unknown to false pregnancy.
Nor known to birth control.
Have withstood PMS to bang many women.
Waiting for my full harem orgy.
I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was "Unlimited Pimp Works."

>> No.439830

>>439771
EVERY TIME. ;_;

>> No.439845

>>439771

I raged fucking hard when I read that.

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