/jp/ I feel horrible. I lost my virginity yesterday and I feel disgusted with myself. She's been calling every hour or so and I've just been avoiding her. Is there any way to repent for what I've done?

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Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:50:08 2010 No.4392592 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/ I feel horrible. I lost my virginity yesterday and I feel disgusted with myself. She's been calling every hour or so and I've just been avoiding her. Is there any way to repent for what I've done?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:51:08 2010 No.4392598 You must cut your penis off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:52:08 2010 No.4392608 tell her it's not her fault, and then learn to gobble cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:52:08 2010 No.4392619 And make her eat it the next time she calls. It takes two to tango.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:52:08 2010 No.4392615 Face her and try to have a normal relationship again with seOH WHO AM I KIDDING WRECK THAT PUSSY BRO JUST PULL OUT BEFORE CUMMING LET THE BODIES HT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:52:08 2010 No.4392612 I don't know. But one thing is certain: You don't belong here anymore.

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Feb 15 21:52:08 2010 No.4392609 haha no enjoy having a clingy as fuck girl calling you every day also enjoy getting her pregnant

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:52:13 2010 No.4392617 File: 11 KB, 352x291, fourfingerednotamusedman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4392598 and remember to mail it to her.

>>	Brosef Stalin Mon Feb 15 21:53:08 2010 No.4392621 File: 13 KB, 279x220, 1239068644380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her number to a friend (or a complete stranger) and return the favor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:53:08 2010 No.4392624 Enjoy your kids and aids

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:54:08 2010 No.4392635 Please hand in your /jp/ membership card.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:54:08 2010 No.4392637 If you avoid her she'll just keep calling you

>>	Texty !!/aq0ngtz2xm Mon Feb 15 21:54:08 2010 No.4392638 I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your... I see nothing to enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:55:08 2010 No.4392646 File: 29 KB, 713x689, 1201336206758.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I cast you out of the fold. You are not longer one of us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:55:08 2010 No.4392648 You lost your virginity? Here, take mine.

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Feb 15 21:56:08 2010 No.4392665
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Official /jp/ law states that you can't post here anymore once you lose your virginity.

Sorry friend, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Good luck with your new relationship though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:56:08 2010 No.4392667 >>4392635 No! Anything but that! ;-;

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:57:08 2010 No.4392673 >>4392648 Do you have any extra? I'd like to stock up for a shtf situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 21:57:08 2010 No.4392674 Enjoy being married.

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Feb 15 21:58:08 2010 No.4392682 >>4392667 sorry but you will soon start pubbing and getting other chicks. it's a shame you didn't last forever

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Feb 15 21:58:08 2010 No.4392683 File: 43 KB, 355x457, BROINC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nice one we should party

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:00:08 2010 No.4392706 File: 342 KB, 600x950, 1264771967428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You brought this to yourself anon. Leave this place at once and never come back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:01:08 2010 No.4392720 I lost my virginity 7 years ago but it was a traumatic experience and I pretend I'm a still virgin because I want to fit in. I think it's fair though since I haven't had sex since then and probably never will again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:02:08 2010 No.4392725 File: 11 KB, 242x251, socash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey brodogs, we have a new palskie to chall with! See you at the party, Richter!

>>	Brosef Stalin Mon Feb 15 22:05:08 2010 No.4392759 >>4392720 we know now. And knowing is half the battle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:05:08 2010 No.4392760 >>4392755 Was there penetration?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:05:08 2010 No.4392755 not OP here but does it count if I was molested?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:06:08 2010 No.4392763 File: 455 KB, 512x1280, 4801265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4392755

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:08:08 2010 No.4392788 >>4392778 get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:08:08 2010 No.4392787 >>4392778 Masturbation isn't sex.

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Mon Feb 15 22:08:08 2010 No.4392782 >>4392725 You're not arnold that i know of...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:08:08 2010 No.4392779 get out of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:08:08 2010 No.4392778 I have sex at least 3~5 times a week and I still come here I don't think it matters

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Mon Feb 15 22:09:08 2010 No.4392791 >>4392763 You better not molested op!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:09:08 2010 No.4392796 >>4392755 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:11:08 2010 No.4392808 File: 67 KB, 490x424, get out unvirgin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:12:08 2010 No.4392823 >lost my virginity That's great. Now get the fuck out.

>>	Satori Komeiji !!2iqYZrZ3IOK Mon Feb 15 22:13:08 2010 No.4392833 File: 465 KB, 800x1008, 471112eca8a4e5420685e890bf0ef9d5eae8052b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry OP, but I agree. Enjoy you new unfulfillable life. <----------------- /a/

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Mon Feb 15 22:14:08 2010 No.4392837 >>4392823 No, YOU GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:14:08 2010 No.4392841 I forgot we have a new board for this shit. >>>/adv/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:15:08 2010 No.4392845 >>4392787 It sure isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:31:08 2010 No.4392980 >>4392778 Stop lying to yourself, the only person it is hurting is you's :L

>>	mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU Mon Feb 15 22:32:08 2010 No.4392985 >>4392665 Whoa!... aren't there certain exceptions to that law?...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:33:08 2010 No.4392994 >>4392985 Someone seems to be lost...

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Mon Feb 15 22:35:08 2010 No.4393007 >>4392994 I shall take him where he belongs then! takes mugen's hand and walk aways

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:38:08 2010 No.4393051 >>4392980 But I'm not

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:43:08 2010 No.4393092 You should take responsibility anon-kun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:43:08 2010 No.4393096 Come on, I know for a fact not ALL /jp/ posters are virgins. Anonymous Jones and Sion for example, have obviously lost their virginity long ago. Angry TypeMoon Fan, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:45:08 2010 No.4393109 Take it to /adv/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:45:08 2010 No.4393110 >>4393096 obviously if one browses /jp/, one must be a virgin and pee in empty containers

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:51:08 2010 No.4393165 >>4393110 and we shit on the floor

>>	Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok Mon Feb 15 22:51:08 2010 No.4393167 >>4392612 >>4392612 >>4392612 >>4392612 >>4392612 fucking this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:51:08 2010 No.4393160 >>4393096 and boof drives an NSX for fucks sake, if he can't get laid driving that there is no hope for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:51:08 2010 No.4393158 >>4393096 But those are some of the shittiest posters. Coincidence? I think not.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Feb 15 22:52:08 2010 No.4393176 >>4393096 >>Anonymous Jones and Sion for example, have obviously lost their virginity long ago. Yeah, to each other. And they're probably both having a gay (homosexual) old time as we speak.

>>	Professor !YUMEMI5rPw Mon Feb 15 22:54:08 2010 No.4393184 File: 199 KB, 800x800, professor_yumemi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should have employed danmaku contraception. Now you're going to have to pay child support. Can't pay child support? Enjoy your prison time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:00:08 2010 No.4393229 File: 252 KB, 800x800, 25a59bf9fadb862608895be2b679af5b27ab3780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was this her? No? GTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:00:08 2010 No.4393232 File: 186 KB, 762x421, 1262894094116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4392615 lol'd harder than i should have

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Mon Feb 15 23:04:08 2010 No.4393265 >>4393229 MOAR MOAR MOAR

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:08:08 2010 No.4393295 >She's been calling every hour or so and I've just been avoiding her. Stop being a dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:15:08 2010 No.4393365 Marry her. There's no other choice OP.

>>	Anonymous of Philadelphia !!CF3BKIiUIDY Mon Feb 15 23:16:08 2010 No.4393375 Leave and never come back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:16:08 2010 No.4393368 Rape her

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:19:08 2010 No.4393403 >She's been calling every hour or so Are you into yandere girls or something?

>>	mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU Mon Feb 15 23:20:08 2010 No.4393409 >>4393007 "No please dude...don't take me... I... I wanna stay here with my cool friends at /jp/... so what if I'm married with a kid... I like touhou too you know... just like them..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:20:08 2010 No.4393416 >>4392592 You just lost your imagination of how it would feel to actually fuck a girl. You know what? everytime you fap you'll imagine her pussy. You've disgraced your 2D waifu. Did I forget something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:21:08 2010 No.4393426 File: 114 KB, 800x600, 070331_yume.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do drugs with her. Cum in her until you get her pregnant. Enjoy your mid tier eroge route.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:24:08 2010 No.4393446 >>4393426 While it wasn't the best route, it was the only one which i could fap to. (moral wise)

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:27:08 2010 No.4393476 >>4393446 Well aren't you an uppity moralfag if you can't jerk off to bending a fairy over a garbage can and fucking her in the ass.

Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:29:08 2010 No.4393492

>>4393446

she was the only one I could fap to tit-wise.

None of the other girls were as hot, and plowing into that shit like fist of the north star just didn't work morally.

protect me from bullies in exchange for sex

help me find fairies while i'm on drugs in exchange for anal sex.

hers was the only route that didn't do shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:30:08 2010 No.4393502 You have no choice but to: 1. GTFO and 2. Marry her and suffer for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:30:08 2010 No.4393507 >>4393492 What you don't like some of us find the hottest part of the game

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Feb 15 23:31:08 2010 No.4393517 Reveal to her that you enjoy playing eroge/touhous/etc. She will then stop calling you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:34:08 2010 No.4393543 >>4393517 Surprisingly good idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:35:08 2010 No.4393553 >>4393517 Or find one that is into that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:36:08 2010 No.4393572 >>4392592 How about some NTR 1. Convince some other guy to fuck that girl 2. Walk in on them having sex 3. ??? 4. Profit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:42:08 2010 No.4393619 >>4393517 What will OP do then if she comes to his house dressed in a Marisa costume asking him to have sex with her?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 00:02:08 2010 No.4393825 File: 282 KB, 850x526, 1259293783660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Call her back, but make her know that if she wants future sex shes going to have to dress up like a touhou. Problem solved. She wont call anymore.

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