/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

All I hear about this board is that it's utterly hostile.

I don't get it. Why so angry?

[Anonymous No.]

they are trying to be japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

Because we all want to make apple pie, yet can not.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

im japanese

[Anonymous No.]

Unless this is a Sagan thread get out

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

I'd be angry, too, if I had to "invent" the universe just to make an apple pie.

Surely there's a better word, Carl.

[Anonymous No.]

OP pic always makes me chuckle. Look at him in the 2nd panel! He's so cute, all ready with his chef's hat and apples and flour :3

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>4387921

But Carl isn't /jp/ related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387926
>chef's hat
It's called a toque, you uncultured piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387930
Japan is part of the universe so there

>>4387932
this is a toque faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387910
but they insist they hate Japan. This is more of a cage for the Touhoufags who plagued /a/ than a real /jp/ board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387932
its a chef's hat you uncultured shit - you've no idea what culture is do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387938
Um, no, THIS is a toque. That's just a fucking beanie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387938
In Canada. Moron.

>>4387948
That's a guy wearing a toque.

This is a real toque, the traditional chef's hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387941
It is what /jp/ was made for.

[shitposter No.]

because we get trolled a lot. if we got less trolls, we would be more nice to outsiders.

[Anonymous No.]

because trying to reach a higher understanding of a hobby you really like will give you a lot of road blocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387950
Canada INVENTED toques

[Anonymous No.]

We're a mongrel board, that's why.
Too many topics, all shoved under the same banner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387957
Canada invented the Toque.

In the Fourteenth century.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387957
You truly lack grey matter above your shoulders. In Canada it's a t-u-q-u-e.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuque

A T-O-Q-U-E is the stereotypical chef's hat you see on TV and such. Get your Canada-centric bullshit out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread derailed to Chef's hat vs Toque. I didn't see that coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387965
Yes we also invented time travel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387964
>he still uses wikipedia in his arguments

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387976
Well son of a bitch.

All hail Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387973
good for you

[Anonymous No.]

>All I hear about 4chan is that it's utterly hostile.

me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387957
>canada
>invent something

[shitposter No.]

>>4387987
Internet hate machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387991
Canada invented Russia

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387987
Dude, go to a super-populated board like /b/ or /v/ and the average user there actually is pretty nice if you talk to them one-on-one.

Niche boards like this tend to have a lot of "/board/er-than-thou" assholes, though.

This has been common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

Huh? /jp/ actually seems a hell of a lot hostile than other boards like /v/ or /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

Hell of a lot less hostile, I meant to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388016
You and I both know damn well that /v/'s entire existence is wholly tongue-in-cheek. It's like /b/ back in 2004.

/a/ is full of "hurrr u have bad taste" jerks, though, you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

The more populated boards just wash away topics they dislike with new threads.
We keep posting in them with sage, and the OP keeps bumping responding to the "hostility".
That's part of the reason, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

Because there is a ridiculous amount of virgins/kids on here that come to /jp/ just to take their anger out on each other.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what's the easiest way to troll /jp/? I want some laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is not hostile. /jp/ is demanding.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ just has many ''subgroups'', some of them are annoyingly angry without a reason (like the ''NEET IS LEGION''-''TRUE NEETS'', there arent as many of those as there used to be though).

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388062
Post about Japan and claim /jp/ is for Japanese culture, tell anyone disagreeing to 'take their touhoeshit to /v/'

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388062
Post about Aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388062
Dont create troll threads, troll in already existing ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388079
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>4388062
kill zun

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388080
This. It is much easier to derail non-troll threads into trolldom than to actually make a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the hell did you faggots think this "invent the universe" shit is funny?

It's not. I get irritated every time I see it and some faggot high school kids laugh it up like it's some sort of inside joke only intelligent people would get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388077
Sounds like /r9k/. Every thread there is a competition to see who's the bigger irl loser, and therefore more "worthy" of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET IS LEGION!

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is rude because of Korean, who are rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388129
I'm just glad people are watching Sagan's shit because of it, even if it is a stupid meme.

Cosmos was fucking incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388150

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ knows /jp/ is shitty, we are rude so you don't have to suffer the same fate as us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388156


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[Anonymous No.]

We're not angry, we're just frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388156
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[Anonymous No.]

>>4388255
I view this to be an accurate representation of all Korean peoples.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387908
Actually most of the idolbros on /jp/ are pretty nice except for ReiNya

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387908

That pic is fucking amazing.

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4387908
is that how you receive satori?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>4388662

I always thought of Satori as something you achieve.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388684
www

[Anonymous No.]

>>4388678
Like tanasinn?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>4388709

Don't think, feel.