Monster Girl Thread

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Monkey butt.

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>>43793829
Lucky kitty!

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If you need my I'll be groping monsters twice my size on the train

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>>43793829
>tfw your loli gf rranks up into a megahag
this is not what i paid for from the danuki slave dealer

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>>43793894
I want to see an adult video where a tall monster getting groped reduces her to blushing maiden who can't resist her attacker. Bad acting would only make it hotter

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Chicken butt.

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IT HAS BEEN RAINING OVER MY HOUSE IN PARTICULAR FOR THE LAST 29 HOURS
B-BROS? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!

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>>43793917
cockatrices, were rabbits, and frogs girls having a competition about who has the biggest fattest asses of all monsters

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Sleepy sleep
Dreamy dreams

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Should I start digging through the trasheap of my old pastebin stories and try uploading some on AO3?

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>be anon with automaton wife
>you are approached by another automaton in a trench coat
>she has a very glaring modification from the base automaton model, she has a fox tail made out of what appears to be fiber optic threads reshaped to look like fur, and it looks like they feel like fox fluff too
>when she gets to you she says "hey kid, want some malware? first one's free"
>she opens her trench coat to reveal... holy shit.
>all of these parts are the latest upgrades, and your automaton has been begging for them.
>but they have obviously been tampered with. the casing of each part has clearly been resealed and the smell of fox mana is heavy
well anon, will you take the risk of the fox's manifest destiny ideal to make your automaton wife happy?

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>>43793933
>"...and if I flood him out he'll have no choice but to live with me! Hahahaha!"

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>>43793933
It hasn't rained here in over two weeks and the grass is dying...

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>>43793986
>Not making your own cybernetics for your wife and you
Couldn't be me

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>>43793933
She's coming anon...

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>>43793845
I can almost see kitty's kitty.

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>>43793933
>>43794005
Magus?

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>>43793988
It rained for three days straight in my area a while back. That wet concrete smell bringing back nostalgic memories would be enough to make me marry a ryu on its own.

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I love big scaley claws!

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>>43793944
If you like

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>>43794002
Nigga I'm way too fucking stupid to do that.

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>>43794005
How do I escape? I don't want to get claimed by a Ryu bros she's way too above my caliber....

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>>43794020
That's funny, I just dreamed of my old childhood home during a misty rain.

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>>43793829

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I wanna sniff danuki breath every second of every day!

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>>43794021
I bet wurm's palms are soft and sweaty!

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>>43794047
Ryus are masters of the nostalgia trip. Surely that's why the old ryu at the local shrine is wearing a shirt and miniskirt from Hot Topic that are a size too small for her. Right?

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>>43794079
goth ryu

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I want to be a shota that gets adopted by a Wight only to learn she wants me as a rape slave for her and the undead residents of her mansion.
Ghoul succ, Lich thighjobs, competitive aunt/mom titfucking between the Wight and her Vampire rival, the list goes on of endless undead perversions.

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>>43794082
Perky mall goth Ryu who wears a too short miniskirt, goth makeup, fishnets and shirts from hot topic that are too small to show off her heaving fishnetted cleavage.
She’d probably love to stain your cock with that lipstick too anon, just meet her in an isolated bathroom stall in the mall.

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>I want to be a shot
Stopped reading there.

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>>43794082
>>43794106
Goth ryu working together with her gyaru bestie to make anon their husbando
they're both christmas cakes or teens depending on your personal preference

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>>43794112
Shot?

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Cats are too sassy and must be punished

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>>43794127
>>43794129
Gachafags stay on /vg/

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>>43794132
My cat come from an anime. What are you talking about?

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>>43794115
a cake AND a teen

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Surrender yourself to whatever this is

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>>43794143
CC with smaller breasts and wide hips and a teenage ryu with big bazongas. Which is the goth and which is the gyaru? Who knows. They swap fashion every few days

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>>43794115
>Goth Ryu diligently and happily sucking your cock as a Gyaru Inari holds you in place, your head squished between her massive tanned tits, whispering lewd things as her bestie’s plump lips glide up and down your dick.
>They’ve been raping you in the school storage room for hours now after they dragged you into here and confessed to you.
>They keep promising to make you an honest man as you squirm and moan and try to escape.
>By the end, you’re completely drunk on pleasure and accepting their gentle kisses.
>The next day you walk into class with an engagement ring on each hand and blushing as they sit in the desks next to yours, smugly showing off the rings that pair perfectly with yours.

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>>43794179
>Cheshire = Sexy
>Cheshire + Eye bags = SEXO

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>>43794191
She looks like she sucks her young master’s cock every night.

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>>43794200
Imagine being childhood friends with a Cheshire that even other Cheshires think is weird and off putting because she just looks perpetually tired and says weird goth shit a lot.

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>>43794175
Imagine becoming a father twice before graduating high school

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>>43794208
Glum monsters are meant to cheered up with sex

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>>43794211
I live on a third world shithole and this is the norm lol

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>>43794211
They’re lewd, not reckless anon. It’s titfucks, blowjobs, tailjobs and thighfucking until you graduate together and inherit their family shrines to unite them.
…maybe a little buttfucking too, that Ryu is packing an entire bakery back there.

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The hagtide will be upon us soon
You will not be spared

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>>43794233
More like the cattide. I'm going to be drawing lots of cats. And a 3d model of a cat. Lots of cats indeed.

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>>43794217
>Instead of bubbly, she’s gloomy
>Instead of hyperactive, she’s lazy
>Instead of overly cutesy she’s creepy
>She’s still mischievous, and loves you all the same.

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>>43794253
She probably has a creepy laugh that anon finds really endearing and sexy

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>>43794280
Girls who go “Geeehehehehehe”

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>>43794285
This dog is being overfed.

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Always carry pocket mofu.

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goth? nah
i just need a nice, calm, old, and plump fox that i can pamper and cuddle with.

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>>43794333
It's dangerous to go alone after all

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>>43794334
goth fox

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>>43794233
I'd like to pre-order an ojousama dragon with a side of luxurious treasure chest mimic and creeping coin dessert

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be careful when snuggling monster with horns.

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>>43794378
Cork her horns.

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Teasing Christmas cakes is all fun and games until you tease one that's kept up with staying in shape since her days as a sports team captain in school. Best hope your pelvis is ready

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>>43794290
She snorts while laughing too when she gets overly excited

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What is a man?

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Absolutely not! If you're going to look human then we're not having sex!

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>>43794352
Black hair and black clothes does not a goth girl make. Temperament and attitude must also be taken into account

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>Need a ride, anon?

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>>43794564
ahh, just when I was about to quit this thread for the lack of centaur. Yes I would love if you'd ride me.

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>>43794141
Pincess connect was a mobile game first

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>>43794535
An island

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>>43794563
goth haku

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>>43794591
She'll teach you sex but she'll act like she feels unenthusiastic about it

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>>43794151
Squishy

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the best story ever
>there was a man
>monstergirl gets into his house
>they have the sex
>shes pregnant
the end

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>wake up
>Se regal looking woman in bed with you
>"go back to sleep"

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>>43794200
Tired eyes on characters with an otherwise upbeat demeanor are 10/10 and I don’t know why it’s so underused.

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>encounter ancient evil lich
>she's recently awoken from a centuries long sleep and needs to regain her powers, first she plans to get some minions and have them help her rape a whole town to gather mana
>she promises that I won't be raped and will be rewarded if I help her
>help her get into a graveyard locked up tight and start raising zombie minions
>she then proceeds to, in fact, have them rape a whole town
>ask her for my cut of the deal now, hoping for tons of gold and stuff
>she tells me I did good and was a useful servant but she didn't plan on keeping her word and says she's going to rape me now
YOU FUCKING LYING BITCH
NEVER HELP MONSTERS GUYS IT WON'T END WELL FOR YOU
ALSO SOMEBODY SEND SOME HEROES TO STOP HER BEFORE IT'S TOO LAT

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>>43794612
Just creamed my khakis five times over while reading that. Now write a story about their daughter

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>neet cheshire
>she's studied ALL the earth memes in depth, she knows how to perfectly use them for maximum "humor"
>but the database is out of date, she thinks the dank era is still going on
>she plans on coming through the portals spouting endless memes
>she even has a soundboard ready

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>>43794630
I would wrestle her

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>>43794638
the second best story ever
>there was a loli
>she is cute
>she sees her childhood friend
>now she is horny
the end

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>>43794647
>they don't have sex at the end
I thought you were talented but straight into the grimdark.

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>>43794653
thats cuz it wasnt me

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>>43794653
no see its implied as a hook for the long and expansive third best story ever in videogame form

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>>43794637
The Order tried to warn you, but you didn't listen man.

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>>43794664
I refuse to even acknowledge neon green cats.

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>>43794637
You could have taken her to court over this if you had a written contract, otherwise you're fucked.

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Teasing a Vampire by reading facts about how the erect penis is full of blood from an anatomy book to get her all hot and bothered!

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Welcome to catland, friend.

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my quick attempt of an elf
for a warm up

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>>43794640
Enough tomfooleries, joker cat. We need to go back and live in a feudal system

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>>43794699
What's wrong with neon green cats?

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Never drink the tea in wonderland bros...

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>>43794843
I'm drinking tea right now. You know what missing in it? Hallucinogen shrooms and funny cat milk.

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>>43794637
>Trusting a lich
You get what you deserve anon, now a wight, that would be alright! They're regal and noble and would never trick a man like that

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>>43794843
What do I drink there? I don't like coffee.

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Be a Wight Warrior.

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>encounter a busty moth in the woods while walking around with an extra bright led lantern
>shove the lantern in her hands and tell her to just take it and run off
Phew, that was close. Good thing she only cares about the light and won't come after me right?

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>>43794905
You would enjoy the kemono threads on the altchan if you don't post there already.

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>>43794886
Cum since you must be an Alp if you don't like coffee or tea.

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>Hey, you are finally awake.

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>>43794924
I like tea, but Anon said not to drink it there, so there must be alternatives for straight men.

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>>43794352
Black hair, blue eyes and fair skin is S+++ tier

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>>43794968
thanks bro ;)

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>>43794961
You can drink the water they have, I promise chesh definitely didn't roofie it to kidnap you later or anything

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>>43794941

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Remind werewolves, hellhounds and kobolds that they are good girls

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>>43795063
Never trust Apophis, she will betray you and use you.
Always trust Pharaoh, Pharaoh will never lead you astray.

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>>43795073
uhhhhh did i do something wrong?

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>>43795085
I made a deal with a grape snake to overthrow the pharoah and in return I won't get grapped by her

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>>43795099
You do have in on paper, right?

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>>43795143
I- surely a verbal agreement is enough for monsters....right? Besides miss grape is a very honorable lady...she wouldn't pump me with enough venom to make me her slave or anything

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>>43795182
Is that one of those vaporeons that I've heard so much about?

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>>43795085
Pharaoh propaganda. Apophis using me to overthrow the Pharaoh is fine because I also want to overthrow the Pharaoh.

What's in it for me if I obey Pharaoh? Nothing. She's has her stupid voice precisely because she has nothing to offer me.

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>>43795258
Based and purple pilled, grape snake is the rightfully ruler of the sands!

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I will always think the concept of forcing a carnivorous girl into being vegan is fucking hilarious

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>>43795284
ill be honest, its fucking cruel

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>>43795317
She can live off spirit energy anon, besides I'm sure her hubby will cave after some puppy eyes

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>>43795337
i know, its just makes me think of the fuckers who do it to their pets

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>>43795255
No, that's a vulpo.

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>>43795355
Oh true those people are strange, if you want a vegan pet get a rabbit or something. Hell I wanna go vegan and I'd still feed my pets meat and shit, probably wouldn't feed them pet food though. Most pet food is the equivalent of ramen

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>>43795397
that's an insult to all but the shittest of ramen, anon

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>>43795391
>>43795152
>>43795182
Please kill yourself.

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>>43795416
Calm down, wisp-chan.

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>>43795407
I meant nutritionally, not taste wise. Most dog kibble is trash

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>>43795445
If Wisps hated annoying gacha spamming faggots I'd start worshiping the Undead in a heartbeat.

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>Well don't you look delicious

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>>43795466
>Oh yeah I hate g-gotcha shitposters anon totally
>Now get in the cage

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Mush butt

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Gonna tell Hebi I need to use the restroom. Then when she doesn't expect it I'll climb out the window and make my escape!

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>>43794129
>Quiet down Tom

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Do I get to choose the type of spider I turn into if I get myself a nacho wife?

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Invite the vampire in.

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>>43795585
>Speak better, no sexo for the week

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>be level 1 adventurer
>take Saving Grace as your starter perk
>get challeneged by level 99 salamander
>her first attack deals over a thousand times your max hp
>...but your perk reduces it to 99% of your max hp
>salamander is amazed to see you still standing after one attack, and declares it the most exciting fight she's ever had
>even if you do crumple immediately from her second attack

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>>43795671
Why should I trust them?

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Oh boy, the existential dread’s creeping in again! I sure hope Ms. Flayer doesn’t try molesting these lonely thoughts out of my brain!

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>>43795709
What's a level 99 Sally doing in the starting zone, challenging level 1 adventurers?
She's not one of THOSE monsters is she?

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>>43795710
How could you not trust this face?

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>>43795671
Nah, vamps are all lesbos.

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>>43795719
Exential dread? What do you mean by that?

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>>43795710
Because some day you'll be out of food and guns, and then you'll have to make the call.

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>>43795700
You're going to get taken to the designated raping street and TOMed so hard that you won't insult cats ever again with that kind of attitude my dude.

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>>43795709
Damn, railroaded into an overpowered party member from the start, now how am I supposed to use my stealth luck build if this giant flaming floozy constantly wants to fight fairly instead od striking from the shadows?

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>>43795723
Not gonna lie, bullying low level adventurers/mamonos is just like invading in dark soul,. really really really fun. Yes I will do it

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>>43795742
Kek, those cats will be turned into proper Mollys, you don't understand how high my T.O.M level is now but you will see the footages and understand why I'm not afraid

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>>43795709
what would happen if i just let it pass through me as if it was nothing
If i was but a leaf being pushed by waves
moving but never affected
until she exhausted herself

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>>43795751
One of the best feelings in DS is making a hacker fall down a bottomless pit, need MGE-friendly equivalent of that.

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>>43795785
Sending mean human women to wonderland?

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Vastly overpowered

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>>43795783
Have you ever seen a LiveLeak webm of Chineses getting beaten by machines? That will be you without the blood

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>>43795802
Do they really produce jam? Weird

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>>43795811
ah yes, but what i meant by that is basically using shaori
or on impact
just going with the flow of the hit, to the point that all it is like shes hitting a feather in the wind
I bet tho, she'd ask to be your student

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>>43795821
That's no something that you can pull off at level one but yeah, I like the idea. Personally, I prefer firearms seems I'm weak.

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Good night

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>>43795795
I'm not sure. Beating a hacker in DS means facing an opponent who has given himself a dishonest advantage and is confident there's no way he can be defeated, but ends up undone by his own incompetence. If that can be applied to mean women getting sent to Wonderland, I'm all ears.

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>>43795833
I don't speak runes

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>>43795827
yup, you are weaker that a level 1 mino so as long you can interact with the tutorial slime, you can learn the skill, Slime body
Which is basically imagining yourself as if you were made of slime

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>>43795845
We are planning a 3 day operation to demilitarize the mice.

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>>43795844
Hero* forgot to add that. Man or female hero going full edge with their super duper power would be perfect targets

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>>43795844
Be careful not to noclip out of reality in the wrong place.

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>>43795856
Okay, I think I can see it now. Mean female hero who's very strong, but a complete dumbass.

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>>43795856
For a knightXchesh gank*
Fuggg I forgetting everything

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>>43795802
So how long did it take you all to finally come to the conclusion that dormice are the superior mamono?

I'll admit, for me it took a solid 5 years.

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>>43795885
If by doremice you mean flayer shogs then yeah same about five years

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>>43795864
Yeah, or even male hero after all my focus on women was dumb but basically your hero of the day who want to burn and purify the nearest village and keep bad intentions after discovering that mamonos are living a cost life with incubus get dunk on funnily and send to wonderland by your local loin's cloth man with a big stick

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There's fourteen of us human men armed with spears and longswords and maces Vs. One drunk Ogre who has a jug of ale and nothing but her green fists and horns.

Think about it logically, we outnumber her vastly, have range on our spears, and she's inebriated and not able to think clearly.
We have the advantage, we're sure to win.

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sounds like a sasuge fest anon
you got something to tel me?

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>>43795894
Yes you will win but also lose one men. She will grab a spear, tug to sky, catch the now falling man and run away

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>>43795894
Yeah, it's going to be very difficult for her to decide which one of you she's going to take to her rapecave.

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You all laugh, but the max level Kakuen in the starting zone will laugh harder.

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>>43795931
Nooo my grand adventure!

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>>43795751
>go bully level 1 mamono in the starting area
>have to leave before falling in love because they're too cute

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>>43796011
>Instead of thinking you're some scary ganker they just think you're a friendly higher level player coming back to see the starting zones
>Instead of trying to attack you they just ask innocent questions like what the best build for their class is or if you can help them on a quest they're on
>Worst you can do is point them down the "wrong" path that will end up taking them to the same place regardless
>Make a tactical retreat, saying that you got enough ganking in under your breath while feeling like you're the one that got bullied instead

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>>43795931
im going to sick my level one slime partner at her
lets see how cheeky this chimpanaze will be

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>>43796083
im so gonna plap this old woman until she passes out from the pleasure

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>>43796076
You fool! Monkey magic has no weakness!

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>>43796103
slimes only need a single atom of them on a target to quickly restrain them
and this old woman will be taught a lesson on bullying newbs
Monkey magic only makes me willing to plap her

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>>43796083
I like this Pharaoh, can I go to her bed too?

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>>43795085
Never trust Pharaoh, she will betray you and use you.
Always trust Apophis, Apophis will never lead you astray.

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>>43796189
If only Apophis had someone to tell her to stop shitposting and go to bed.

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Pharaoh will never love you, she only sees everyone else as servants. She will never acknowledge you as a soulmate, she views "husband" as a royal title that serves in no different capacity than whichever person she's using as a foot stool at the time. She will become violent and abusive if you disobey or fail to follow instructions. In the end you're just a pawn.

Now Apophis on the other hand, she will genuinely love you. She will treat you with utmost care and make you her king, she will give you half the power when she takes over and she will always be at your side, devoted and utterly infatuated with you. She will show anyone who crosses you her wrath and lovingly coil you up and kiss you deeply. She absolutely cares for you and always will, absolutely. Best girl, 10/10. Pharaoh is a shit compared to Apophis and has a worse aesthetic.

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>>43796201
I like to think she has nerdy, flat-chested lamias that follow her. Glasses, flat-chested, young adult look. Dark circles under eyes, gloomy.

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If an Arachne bites me do I get spider-man powers?

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>>43796205
Wtf is this real?
I LOVE Apophis now!

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>>43796266
Only if she's radioactive.

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>>43796205
>as a royal title that serves in no different capacity than whichever person she's using as a foot stool at the time. She will become violent and abusive if you disobey or fail to follow instructions. In the end you're just a pawn.
This is my fetish

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>>43796269
demonic energy works like radiation right?

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>>43795740
>Vampire knocks cheerfully on your door, with several bags of groceries

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>>43796222
Basilisk has no strong opinions about Pharaoh but she likes hanging out with Apophis and she's very susceptible to peer pressure,

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There is an undead oni guarding an old temple. She won't move or do anything unless someone tries going past her.
I am going to quickly rub her abs and then run away!

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>>43796329
I'd rather bring her some alcohol to drink, rub her abs, and stay.

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Dark mages are perverted

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Caught this pesky coon trying to snag my steaks off the grill when I turned away for a minute to grab a cold one and pinned her down so she can't get away.
What should I do with her?

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>>43796432
Force feed her roasted veggies

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>>43796329
>muscle girls with huge boobs
Oh no, my weakness

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>>43796432
Spankings.

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>>43796083
! !

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>>43796350
they have to do something to stand out

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Think fast

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>>43796432
Ask her where she keeps her nuki gold

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>>43796550
Thats a nice march hare.

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>>43795085
>Apophis shows up at your door to talk about all those posts you made in support of the Pharaoh
>you're not in trouble though
>she wasn't sure what to do with miss Pharaoh after taking over, but your posts said you would always support her no matter what
>Apophis pushes a drugged-up Pharaoh into your house and tells you to "support" her thoroughly

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>>43796565
Actually, it's a subspecies of Wererabbit called a Big Barrel Bunny. Somehow it's connected to the Vorpal Rabbit (TL was hard to understand).
The barrel is a bomb made with demon realm gunpowder, so expect some lewd effects.

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>>43796598
Strange, she doesn't look irish.

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gimme a color

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>>43796644
Blue

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>>43796647
shade of blue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796644
Neon Green

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796649
Navy blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796644
Green.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a monster react upon finding out that you aren't a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796685
sex between humans barely even counts as pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796657
aight
>>43796652
>>43796660
why green?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796685
not a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796685
How would YOU react upon finding out that your monster wasn't a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796697
Will do, that Sahu could be thicker though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796725
Find a new one that isn't broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43793829
>The more advanced modern day automaton looks at anon and his super older antique/obsolete model automaton waifu with disdain
>"How many times do I have to teach you this lesson you ancient relic? You will NEVER outperform me nor my fellow current day models. And you, boy. No amount of 'power of love and friendship' can deny the fact your machine is... Dated."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796644
Rainbow

[Anonymous No.]

another color? that would go with navy blue?
>>43796764
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796725
I wouldn't care, personally. Probably in the minority on that here
Assuming a non MGE scenario of course, since MGE that can't really happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796769
C'mon, Alps are good girls
Make one a happy mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796785
im drawing a bunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796775
Yes it can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796791
Based bunchad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796814
k, now gimme a good color that goes with navy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796685
It's fine since after you are with a monster, you will never desire any other woman but your new monster wife. If you were meant to be with that human woman, she would have monsterized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796769
Black, yellow, or a green

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796824
PINK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796796
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796764
>>43796785
Once a man, always a man.
Alps are not female. They're deranged faggots. They deserve no husband. They deserve no wife. They should do the only thing that can redeem them, become celibate and prevent any other deranged fag from making the same, horrific decision they did.

As for you, anon?
Bully the alps. Make them regret their decision to alp. Show them no intimacy. Make sure they know they'll never be married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796824
Gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796644
Yellow, white, purple and black lines.

Blue, pink, white and another pink and another blue lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796873
Bullying an Alp by calling her a faggot while cumming inside her and kissing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796725
Hunt down the bastard, melt his dick off with acid, gut him like a fish, chop off his head, gouge his eyes out, stick them in a jar of formaldehyde, and place them on the mantle in the bedroom.
How dare he think he's too good for her. In death, he will forever bare witness to that which he forfeited in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796893
No. Do not touch the alp in any way. Don't even get within 10' of him. They'll give you super AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796866
Human women turn into monsters. also they sometimes take husbands if their first die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796904
both of those scenarios suck though
i'm not wishfulfilling for half-measures

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796904
>Human women into monsters
Realistically the only way you could get a non-virgin monster wife. In fact, pretty much a guarantee you get a former whore as a wife. An actual, used whore.

Stick with monster girls that were born as monster girls. 99.99999% guaranteed virgin.

>also they sometimes take husbands if their first die.
I believe this was retconned out?

[Anonymous No.]

>Hundreds, to a thousand years into the future, things are seemingly still the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796917
essentially. with reincarnation, hel and other measures there's no particular reason to be separated

[Anonymous No.]

>troonhammer 40gay
End life now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796912
Human women don't matter in MGE. They are even worse than 3DPD. One of the girls in Fallen Brides had her eye sliced up by her abusive mother, who eventually abandoned her and her father to a destitute life because she was having an affair.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps mentioned time to yell get pregnant over and over

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, now that we've discussed fucking faggots and monster whores. Let's ask a real, thought-provoking question.

Do automatons give birth?
If not, how do the reproduce? Do they even reproduce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796962
Daughteru construction unit that is stored in the lower chassis.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna block Hebi's friend request on social media. She needs to know that boundaries exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796954
>Ignores the fact that the women who had her eye cut up bad by her abusive mom was also a woman, a human one
>>43796917
>Used whore
Bro what? What if they had a Bf and it didn't work out because they didn't have demonic engery shit? As far as I'm concerned, their past is their past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796968
>Bro what?
This thread has a... streak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796962
How do you even fuck an Automaton when all those huge parts and gears and cogs are in the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796967
Boundaries are merely obstacles to her husband, if you block her anon she'll stalk you on a second account until she's able to catch you off guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796977
No kidding, I see why so many writefags, drawfags and that one gamefag avoid this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796968
>What if they had a Bf and it didn't work out
Still a whore, pre-marital sex is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>43796985
Take your own advice and start avoiding this thread Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797010
Can you please reply to people so I don't have to go hunting for whoever you're aiming your schizophrenic rants at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797001
Just curious, are you the Anon who thinks PIV sex is good and anything else is gross and evil?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Alps that have 10/10 bombshell bodies still get rejected because of their past self
I'm gonna have an easy time getting a harem

[Anonymous No.]

White man has successfully fucked and impregnated the desert cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797010
I ain't mick, I just don't like seeing cruelty like wishing Alps to suffer forever, or thinking someone is a whore because they had a realtionship in the past that didn't work out. Hell I think even whores should be redeemed, MGE is a hugbox, everyone gets a happy ending, everyone with no exceptions. That's the entire point of the setting to me

Why anyone would truly wish for someone to suffer in MGE is actually beyond me, I just want everyone to be happy in safe loving happy realtionships in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797031
Good fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797048
Basedo
Careful anon some of those gals might be really pent up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796917
This. Unless the girl monsterized really young, she's gonna be used goods. Extremely so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796962
They're biomechanical hybrids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797091
>tfw used goods fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797130
My condolences, get well soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Demons were made to be frustrated by humans

[Anonymous No.]

I trust all monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797225
that's reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797221
I'm going to deny a Demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797221
I'm gonna hit a Demon with Holy magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797221
I'll tear a Demon's contract up in her face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797221
i was looking at big fat farmer bunny ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797304
Your eyes should be firmly on demon ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797376
but demon ass aint so big, fat, or has freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797376
carefully examining for deception, treachery and such

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Demons would like me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797390
>grey demon
im intrigued

[Anonymous No.]

Ever hear the saying "let sleeping dogs lie"?
Turns out it's not just metaphorical

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797384
You just haven't looked at the right demon ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797401
There are many different colors for demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43794706
M-Meiya-sama!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

.....GREEN Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797413
Hellhounds deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797271
>>43797273
>>43797390
Humans like you get hit with full power demon love magic right at the start of the boss fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797424
then show some of that ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797439
Don't encroach on Ogre's territory, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797455
Ooooops! All Ants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797413
You're supposed to just draw on their faces and put their hands in warm water instead of waking them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797465
thats not an ass, that an abodem

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797457
Okay fine.
YELLOW Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797439
Red demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797449
I don't believe in love, I'll be safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797480
yellow is too scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43794441
I will embrace the kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797031
what a cute little fox, id let her sit in my lap while she eats home made tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>titania outside my house again trying to convince me to come to Fairyland
Not falling for it Titania, go away. Find someone else to con into your rape dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

Purple demons

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797480
I have a lovely yellow lady for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797518
Send her my way, fairies are trustworthy and would never trap you in fairy land

[Anonymous No.]

What about matte black demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797564
I'm gonna call her a racial slur

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797488
>that small of an ass
patheic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796917
>I believe this was retconned out?
It’s like people don’t even read the setting and that the setting has a whole empire of Undead Incubi and Undead Mamonos living happily married to each other. Then of course you have the wisp that takes male ghosts as husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797471
>Sneak up on sleeping hound
>Grab her paw to do the warm water trick
>touching her paw in her sleep causes her to lung forward and grab you
>As you are squeezed deeper into her chest, the soft snoring informs you she is in fact, still asleep
Monsters are tricky beasts indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797584
>You die alone and sad that MGE will never be real
>You fade into a deep black sleep
>You reawaken seeing blue flames, wondering what the actual fuck is happening
>You fully rematerialize and you're in a wisps rape cage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797584
>he thinks it's consistent and logical

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796725
I wouldn't care much

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797598
At the beginning KC really didn’t have a plan at first for a afterlife thing in MGE, but after more undeads were added in the lore especially when the wisp was added things became more clear of what would happen and that’s you getting brought back either as a ghost incubus or a undead incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797595
just as planned
i now have access to her undefended nipples

[Anonymous No.]

You will vote for her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797645
I have to deposit my ballet first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797652
>ballet
kek
Dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797595
Don't use your hand get one of those cheap plastic grabber things to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797645
No way, Senator Horsepussy is getting my vote. She promised me three virgins for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797221
>"Your fat fucking bloobies"

[Anonymous No.]

> Be chilling at a shitty dive bar in Illinois.
> Angry wine gote accosts you, demanding you have a drink.
> Fuck it. Fine.
"OK, but only if you do one with me!"
> Order Malort for both of you.
> Dubious wine gote is dubious.
> You knock it back like a shot and swallow quickly.
> Not to be outdone, she tries to do the same, and starts coughing and gagging.
> "What the fuck?"
> You close out your tab and leave while she's still recovering.
> Not today, Mamono! Not today!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to spit in a Succubi's face and call her a loose whore that expects me to raise her bastard children she's hiding from me for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797735
she's just gonna catch it in her mouth and lock lips with you before you can monologue

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797749
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797749
I'll bite her tongue off.

[Anonymous No.]

ew
Imma just have sex with a wurm then have a nice happy family

[Anonymous No.]

>>43793829
What would be the Monstergirl version or MGC version of the ESG Score/Credit System? What is Environmental, Societal and Governance for monstergirls? I must know or be aware when I'm doing business with in a Monstergirl City or with a Danuki Investor from White Stone and or Rearguard Financial Corp.

[Anonymous No.]

Misery oh they love the Misery, will they ever break this wicked witchery!

[Anonymous No.]

sounds homosexual
all you need is money and monster wife
Now
How would your fortune in MGE
I'd make bicycles

[Anonymous No.]

>ask a dragon out on a date
>she tells me to fuck off and die
Why are Dragons so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797869
You have misunderstood, Auf and Dai are he cousins.
She's hooking you up.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797869
>>43797875
yeah, and they are a wurm and jabbeorwock, they will be better for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797869
Sounds like you need to find a Malef that will 'MERE you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43793829
Japanese fic authors have some very interesting English name choices.

[Anonymous No.]

How do kitsune react if you do that kitsune hand gesture near them

[Anonymous No.]

Here's your sealed ancient evil dragon.She was actually automatically unsealed when the current DL took over. She got sealbreaker blue ovaries because she was super close to cracking it on her own. She's currently an instructor at a prestigious university in Dragonia, looking for a man that's even smarter than she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797925
McClain is the much more interesting part, zoomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>Techno-mechanical-robotic Jiiiiii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797921
Malefs are too powerful, I could never withstand one.
>>43797929
You just asked to marry her, you shouldn't be surprised by the outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797929
that means prostuite for foxes
so expect getting moeny in your hand
>>43797946
well she will be underwhelmed with a turly small intellect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797955
Fuck off, chink gacha faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Target locked."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797986
>Miss angel, isn't the crossbow banned?
>"Only against non-heathens dear Anon....and you aren't a FILTHY HEATHEN now are you? "

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797875
>>43797902
I think Wurms and Jabberwocks are ugly though. I only want to settle for a beautiful, noble and mighty Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797929
you must marry if their hand connects with yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798005
You will get a wyvern and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797929
>do this
>pretty much every fox in the area has been reprogramed, and is now looking at you intensely with extremely lustful looks
>the swarm is slowly closing in on you, only sneaking up inch by inch while you arent looking
>but the moment one gets close enough to touch things will devolve into a full blown brawl over who gets anon
good job retard, how'd you fuck that one up so badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797890
Dum oni can't find real armor

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797221
Interesting...tell me more. I can tell you for a fact that all Centaurs were made to frustrate humans.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43797921
Don't care for most dragon types, but a malef especially one like the one in the mana cabana story would own me, I'd be so thankful and probably crying honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798147
Cute cute CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798021
I'm gonna grab BOTH her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are for FIGHTING you idiots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798182
I know, but she keeps trying to take my pants off mid battle. It really kills the vibe of the duel when she shreds (and half the waistline of the pants underneath) my belt and I have to make a tactical withdrawal to get a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798182
You misspelled loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798141
Centaur buttholes were made for milking human cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798182
i'll fight her with endless pampering and coddling, it'll be a slow fight but she'll realize she lost when she's the size of a wock and she cant generate enough lift to get off of the ground!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798206
That's probably some new trick of theirs. Next time it happens you need to shed your damaged clothing even if it means fighting in the nude!

>>43798207
I would never love a dragon because I know they'd never love me!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798213
>>>/d/
Stay there next time you think about posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Let’s be honest many of you would be unhappy being with a dragon. Nobody likes a prideful bitch, hate them with a passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798234
they are the best to dominate tho and turn into your lovely little flying cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798234
>prideful bitch
She has lions!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798248
Bitches means female dogs, dumbass! She has hellhounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798254
Hellhounds exist in a pack though, not a pride!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798234
>when you realize all the flying girls are some form of pridelord, ditz, or sadist

Shit. The only way to fly is by Pegasus or Gremlin jetpacks if you want comfy attitude lasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798270
Hell Lions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796519
Mob Face is Best Face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798254
>>43798248
>>43798234
>dragons, are so lonely that they become crazy hellhound ladies
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798309
It's all fun and games until the Hellhounds hear you're making fun of Big Sis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798295
True

[Anonymous No.]

I successfully convinced a Hellhound not to rape me or suck my dick by promising to play fetch with a stick for as long as she likes. The problem is now that we've been playing for the last 18 hours and she isn't running out of energy and I want to sleep so, so badly. I'm starting to think that maybe I should have let her rape me now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798240
Yeah but you have to be pumped on Succubus Nostrum to even do that. For it’s the only other way to become a incubus without the need to fuck a mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798313
Nah, it would be more akin to mama
Raising them from pups to fully grown hounds
>tfw you meet a cute dragon and you go over to her place and she has at least 10 visible hounds with more in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798332
You could ask for mercy and activate their protective instincts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798333
Wurm milk and Wurms can help you making this mean dragon heel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798182
Tell them to fight fair then. They either stay out of reach and breath fire or gang up on me when I start to beat one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798341
Ah, so the Lich school of thought huh? Sounds cute honestly especially if you have to earn their trust by making a perfect steak dinner for them or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798350
They're eating that knight alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798341
Wait a minute wouldn’t that mean she is kidnapping young hellhounds from hellhound parents and raising them as her own? This just became a hostage situation real quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798350
Heavy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798182
Only elder dragons are worth fighting and unless you've got your own set of bullshit that you can bring to the table you shouldn't ever fight them.

They'll just toss your ass off the mountain and you'll "feed" the native MG population dependent on element wherever you land. Those Yetis and Wendy's featin' on those cold mountains...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798370
They are poor hellhounds, who are orphans

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798375
Whelps can't just call a man heavy like that! It's unbecoming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798394
I can just call her a virgin and I'll win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798394
Those stupid elders are taking my gunlance and they will enjoy it.
>>43798414
You're gonna make them cry, you bastard! That's cheating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798460
It's called having a strategy! Maybe if she had one of her own she wouldn't be a dumb virgin hiding out in a dirty dungeon!

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me or has the fanfiction scene grinded to a halt in comparison to 2 or 3 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

Don't trust dragons. They have no sense of personal space

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798509
This is slanderous! Delete your post!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that living near mountains drastically increase your chances for getting kidnapped by griffons, harpies, wyverns, and other such high altitude occupying rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798525
I'm not in Dragonia I can say whatever I like about mere lizards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798158
Same. I really warmed up to malefs after that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798543
Griffons only nab men going near sacred tombs or artifacts.

[Anonymous No.]

Malefs are nice but I could never submit to a twerp like the one in the profile picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798564
You moved slightly towards the mountain.
It counts, no she is not desperate. Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

All monstergirls ever do is think with their clits
All the care about is sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798565
Someday KC will release her so we can get fanart of an adult...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798567
>not calling me her sacred treasure
How heartless...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798565
Malefs should be grown ass women instead of lolis do to the actual source material. So I’m calling bad design on KC’s part, that you people shouldn’t be getting hyped over this it’s boring as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798543
>warmth from a dragon AND a griffon
I already enjoyed mountains you didn't need to sell me on it.
>>43798600
That's their trick, once they drag you back to the nest you're no longer allowed to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798625
You type like an annoying faggot so I hope he keeps up with the lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, you really should listen to your hood friend here and go adventuring with her. She’s been doing plenty of training and wants to go monster hunting. She is sure nothing will go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798543
That's why I put up a monster net. It's like a mosquito net but rated for up to dragon claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798647
Would you fuck off you annoying mobilenigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798564
Stealing from a griffon just so I can yell that the artifacts belong in a museum

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure not to accidentally compliment a demon's penmanship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798639
Well the malef still hasn’t released when it should’ve released months ago so this is your curse for liking mediocrity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798674
Post ignored, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798662
What's bad about being polite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798653
No.

[Anonymous No.]

So when do I turn into a vampire after being bit? It’s been a couple weeks now and I’m still human, moreover the vampire who originally bit me keeps sneaking back in each night, getting more of my blood and cuddling me till sunrise. Do bites not transfer vampirism or am I just immune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798509
>That dragoness has no personal space

You know what I'm gonna do guys? I'm gonna pounce on her and start licking and sucking her breasts and nipples! What? She came onto me while I'm bathing and both of us naked, might as well take the initiative, right guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798689
Well you don't want to a trigger a comedic chain of events where she mistakenly believes you're trying to flirt with her, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798729
Things will start to change when you just ask her to take you with her. Maybe do more in bed with her then just cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798743
I love the reverse-bunny suit

It's so stupid. It's beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798746

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798746
>daiperfaggot oc
bleh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798741
Oh I'm sure her standards aren't that low to think I'm a guy she should consider dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798757
Sorry, but I don't autistically pour over every artist's portfolio just to make sure they've never drawn something you don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798762
>being this catty over a known infamous artist
It's like being surprised that Asanagi draws ryona. Get fucked nobody is believing that you didn't know you subhuman faggot kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798762
What a romantic setting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798773
And Mizone draws actual housecat (sapient) fucking

What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798773
he's posted nearly verbatim responses to it before, not particularly surprising

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798773
I honestly didn't know they drew that stuff until you or someone like you threw a fit because I brows with tags or in places that don't let you post that stuff in the first place

What's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798565
>>43798625
Holy shit, how many times do we have to say it?

>MALEF IS NOT A LOLI
>MALEF CAN BE FULL GROWN
MALEF IS NOT A LOLI
MALEF CAN BE FULL GROWN
>MALEF IS NOT A LOLI
>MALEF CAN BE FULL GROWN
MALEF IS NOT A LOLI
MALEF CAN BE FULL GROWN

KC just wanted to draw a loli for the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798781
>he's reddit spacing now
Yeah I'm cutting it here. He's gone mask off so at this point I'm calling it a win and moving on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798787
What are you going to call it if the Reddit mods manage to tank the site in their bitchfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798757
>>43798773
who
cares

[Anonymous No.]

Post Salamanders and ignore the homosexuals who don't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you two retards stop? You're embarrassing yourselves and derailing the thread over pointless bickering.

If you want to complain about diaper art. I suggest you post some first. Otherwise I'm tempted to do it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798807
Need more autie and her big fat inverted nipple tits
https://files.catbox.moe/cw6spw.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798813
>"Why are you complaining?"
>"Because this artist draws things I don't like in other pictures"
Fucking

IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798816
FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798820
separating the art from the artist only works if the art is good enough
that line tends to vary from person to person

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798834
Don't bother, he's done this shit in the past and he just ends up replying to himself until he gets tired. Just call him a faggot and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798813
I wish they'd stop with the foreplay and fuck already. It's been years of those two going at it at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798838
Hey explain why you throw a fit with one artist and not with another who have both drawn stuff that would make you really angrytistic

Maybe you should shut up and reserve your autism for when the actual posted picture is offensive rather than your mental illness compelling you to complain

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798846
Because he's a troll.
He's trolling you.
He onlt throws a fit in the hopes that you reply to his fit.
The time you waste on a well reasoned argument is what sustains him.
He doesn't care about being right or wrong, he just wants you to keep replying to his bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798854
It's hard to tell the difference between stupid and stupid on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>he's still replying to himself
How pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798863
Think again, smart guy

[Anonymous No.]

less drama, more monster discussion.
why are foxes the way they are?
dont they know that men dont like being tricked, and relationships would form quicker if they were just up front and straight forward from the start

[Anonymous No.]

If both of you and the cait sith poster were hit by a bus the thread would only improve

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798860
You gain nothing from arguing either way. It's the internet. It's 4chan. Save your energy and your sanity for real life.
Arguments hee are for voicing opinions and blowing off steam, and not even in that order. Any attempt at winning is inherently a fools errand, even if both sides were sincere.

Also, look at this butt. Only a total gaylord would object to the artist of this butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798880
Yeah but that's less fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone else enjoying these fan profiles? There's a guy on Twitter that made tons of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798896
they're fine, it's just i had seen them a while ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796925
i dont want no stinky space elf or a stuck-up human woman gun nun
gimmie huge tittied T'au wife that is very weak to melee (read: groping and being molested by me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798880
being a mischievous trickster is just part of who they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798905
Eat shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798905
>Tau
They can't even use melee

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798905
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
ew

[Anonymous No.]

Acquire Elf (aged)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798925
everyone knows the smallest elf is the oldest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798925
Elves acquired (You)

[Anonymous No.]

When pressed for a fox that you could trust, a friend of mine mentioned Senko. I had to concede that she did indeed qualify.
On that note, I challenge you to name an elf character that doesn't suck. I don't think such a thing exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798960
There are foxes out there you can trust. You just have to go looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43796976
Just get a higher tech model that has a no-cogs no-gears torso.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat old ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798986
Hag bush...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798986
Her and bed chan are best, with the two of them I'd have to be forced out of bed by her

[Anonymous No.]

I like my monstergirls how I like my coffee. Tall, pitch black, and hot as hell itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799023
Anon, this is a blue board!

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe you should've not leaked the documents anon(s). Now you're paying the price for Unforeseen Consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799027
WHERE ARE THE DOCUMENTS FARFOUR?

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqlG3E769Tc

Oh boy... What crimes have you committed in MGC this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799032
Leaking classified documents online to win an internet argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpBGQc-wRko

Okay, how can MGE or mamono mana deal with a Fleshgait? And how might miss Wendigo (and Skinkwalker-chan) deal with their estranged super distant relative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799032
Serial home inebriation without a partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799016
Careful. Her's melts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799032
I turned the thermostat up at the Yukionna cafe again

[Anonymous No.]

Left handed humies are made for demon worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799027
>>43799030
>>43799034
What documents are we talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799051
Probably Warthunder or World of Tanks players being retarded again. It's happened several times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798880
>Woke up
>read what I miss during sleep, everything is alright until mid/late burger's hours

True but fox are like that, with neko you don't have this kind of troubles. It's really straight forward

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799051
Wouldn't you like to know FBI
You're too late though, I already sold the crabby patty secret formula to a cute kraken in exchange for some cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799032
Stealing a handfull of hellwan ass on the train, turns out it was a MGC officers ass, my career as a train chikan is over the same day it began.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRL1hGPOUTo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799032
Smuggling, selling illegal items, unauthorized possession of firearms, trolling, armed robbery, raping 3 the single rata police officer who tried to catch le but I stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799125
Why didn't he hear the boings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799130
You ever get singularly focused on a task?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799130
Tinnitus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799135
Yup, that kind of thing is what make MGE good and painful as the same time. I wish I didn't woken up today

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799135
He survived!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799156
There is a middle image but it's the advertisers and jannies would get mad if I posted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799158
Fuck em

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798182
>fight dragon in monster form
>fuck dragon in girl form

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799161
What if I grab her by the tail and start swinging her around as a special move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799032
ive become mge's version of a supervillain
>acquire a steady supply of fox mana
>distill it so that its EXTREMELY potent
>now capable of warping other species to become fluffy
>my origin story is all my time on earth without fox fluff
>debut event: fluffing the beast girl region, even the kots have mofu laden tails.
and nobody can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799165
>so long, gay lizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799032
I turned my whole city block into abyssal horrors because I felt like it. That I don’t need to give you reasons why I do the things I do for I am Chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798976
>SEQUEL
I don't trust this fox

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to slime dungeon boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799200
Based even if I didn't like the change. Thankfully my niggerwoman shield me from the horrors from beyond the veil.

[Anonymous No.]

FAT

CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799257
Sorry but only healthy and fit cat are cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799260
Sorry, read that as "Hefty and fat cat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799165
Her tail falls off and she gets terribly embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799227
What did the slimes do to get locked up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799321
It just drops off, like a mere lizard? Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799324
Dare you approach them to find out?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best monster to get trapped on a submarine with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799359
Gremlin could probably implement something better than a dollar store Logitech gamepad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799267
I don't understand how you can find attractive fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799445
It would fail a lot more spectacularly though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Big breasts
>Killer smile
>Significantly taller than me
Yup, it is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799642
She wants to free my willy

[Anonymous No.]

Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Wewewabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799826
The park ranger is not going to like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799839
The park ranger has his hands full with Grizzlies stealing picnic baskets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799846
All those bears and just the one guy...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to wintersville where the Hebis cant get me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799865
Those whitehorns seem on the upright, but truth be told, they're Winterland's version of shirohebis. You're never going to be able to leave her lodge up in the mountains. Worst part is, she knows it, and she's smug about it.
>Go ahead, Anon. You can leave and freeze to death.
>Or you can stay here with me forever, comfy and warm.
No stalking, no tricks. She won't drug the cookies she makes for you. She knows she has you trapped, and you're only way into town is on her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799914
Freeze to death it is
Ms whitehorn spent the rest of the month crying when the news broke out.
Anon was found in the clutches of a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799925
>Anon now has a yandere whitehorn and a yandere yeti
>Anon is no longer allowed out of the sight of either of them, not even for restroom breaks.
Be careful what you do, anon. These types of offenses are not taken lightly in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the best mamono for drinking my pee? Uh, asking to win a bet with a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799952
>not even for restroom breaks.
Now hold on, this wasn't part of the deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799914
Well, I will die in the snow. I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798785
Nobody here has any imagination or artistic ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799914
>>43799925
That's when she realized giving him a choice was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800011
The one that will drink your sweat and other bodily fluids that I’m forgetting the name of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800147
Akaname maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800257
Yeah that’s the one.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to feed Ratas lots of nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800361
What gacha is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799032
reckless endangerment, tax evasion, breaking the soundbarrier, breaking traffic laws

[Anonymous No.]

Mere female whelp

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800399
>breaking the soundbarrier
I got many questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800465
made a super illegal bike, has full fairing and is powered by rockets
Currently speeding the highway in an illegal race

[Anonymous No.]

If a monster accidentally killed you out of nowhere one day while playing too hard or testing her abilities without seeing you, how would guilty would she feel and what would you demand from her in reparation once she manages to bring you to a Lich for resurrection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800571
i'd be pissed and ask her to be a pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800571
Mana infusions are a necessary part of the physical healing process. Reminds me of the story regarding pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800571
If it was really painful I will be angry, otherwise don't care as long as she fuck off and never go near me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800056
It has nothing to do with artistic ability and everything to do with mis/disinformation regarding Malef. It's egregious.

[Anonymous No.]

i will have sex with an older puma girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800647
Do you really want to be with someone that kill you even by mistake? I think it's better if she stays far away, dying must be traumatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800571
She will be cursed to anal only and will never have children for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800737
The amount of anons who accept the profile picture as the only one because they aren't going to be making new versions is much larger than the amount of anons who accept it because going against kcs canon is haram.
For a real example see the neighbor milf baphomet picture that gets posted despite being not canon to mge.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder do undead incubi have different skin pigments like gray skin for example since they did die so I would think their skin color would be slightly different from regular living humans.
https://files.catbox.moe/vnktqh.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800793
I don't understand your post, all I know is that I see profile as a general overview in design and personality. Exception can be found for example, manticore but non sadistic and dominant is rare but not impossible to found, same for Loli chesh or milf thunderbird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800841
You have autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800793
>despite being not canon to mge.
KC himself came up with the Marune Sabbath and the Spell of Megamorphosis. Were you born this stupid or did you have to train for it?
>implying busty neighbor baph was created by people that hate KC
Same question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800853
Why? My idea is bad?
Also I know from where this pic comes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800861

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not convinced that loli is the superior body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800867
>Why? My idea is bad?
Anon, he's cleaely the Mick, latching on to anyone or anything that suggestes KC=Bad
>Also I know from where this pic comes
This is another obvious giveaway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800888
The amount of drama shitposts here would fall ~90% if anons simply assumed that every post trash talking this thread or KC is mick trying to bait something and the assumption would be very accurate anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43793829

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800888
If you’re talking about the malef thing I said hours ago no I am not the mick I just think the monster is poorly designed is all when the source material has the dragon as a older woman. That artists will have their ups and downs once in awhile and I feel this is one of the downs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43798925
time to increase the elven population by a hundredfold

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800944
You are free to commission your own malef that looks like an adult without KC blacklisting you.

[Anonymous No.]

KC included a bunch of concept and variation sketches of Malef with different body types in the "Making Of" article.
>It is often misunderstood when I depict a young figure, but as you can see from the fact that Malef Dragons are not described as always possessing a young figure in the text, they can also be an older sister-type.
>In fact, since dragons tend to be large in stature, they are more likely to be big-breasted elder sisters-types.
>So, the Malef Dragon chosen for the illustration just happens to be a young Malef Dragon.

For a hypothetical in-universe explanation, it might be safer for the Wandering Scholar to interview a younger Malef than a full grow adult that might try to corrupt him (or his art fairy follower) and make him a permanent resident of the kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800878
Loli is the second best body type, the undeniably best one is loli with a bit of added shapeliness below the waist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800966
I think that makes them look even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800944
Do you want Konami dragons with ORBS everything FUCKING where instead? Do you want thousand of them with stupid archetypes and hideous artworks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800944
>I AM NOT THE MICK
>I JUST HATE KC FOR MAKING A LOLI
The profile never says she's a loli. Stop eating so many potatoes and take your meds instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800965
Can you please calm down with your autism on a point nobody asked or cares about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800966
That's called "Pear" and it's a mixed bag. Frankly, I'd say personality goes a long way in deciding which body type I prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

i love big fat hags but even i can see that lolis aint that bad
https://files.catbox.moe/z39f51.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801006
ye, i love pears, they my favorite along with some good meaty venuses

[Anonymous No.]

Best body type is one that is modest. Not fat or skinny. Breasts aren't flat or humongous. Just that overall, young, virile physique of a lady in her late teens, early twenties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801035
I don't want a maid that leaves stains everywhere, gonna fire her tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801035
Indeed, even better if she's a little bit fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801042
That's why you hire kikis and not shoggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800985
Is it so wrong to want to set the record straight on Malef? There are much worse examples of mis/disinformation.
Reminder that a good deal of Anons still don't know that Gazer has a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801035
that be borning desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801056
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801056
*boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801051
I draw my gazers without a tail. Sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800984
Keep thinking I am him, I guess you can’t even have a opinion on the small things. That I’m just talking about design stuff nothing really with the lore KC has made. Where if I really was him I would be talking shit about everything KC has made but I’m not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801065
not flat enough to be loli and have fun with that bdy
Not enough meat and softness to cuddle, grope as well not enough milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801017
>venuses
Rhymes with penises. Just another one of those fetishes that I think is fake/for the lulz. It doesn't help that the OP image on the /d/ catalog is invariably an unshaven hyper hourglass hag with the face of a man. And for emphasis: UNSHAVEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801084
not for the lols
also look at the latest one then come back to me, I see no manfaced bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801079
I don't see the appeal of loli. Children aren't attractive.

As for meaty, that's part of the appeal. You can turn her into a thicc mother by pumping her full of babies. You get to watch her slow transformation from pure, innocent, young lady with peak fertility that has never known a man into voluptuous, lewd, child-bearing mother that's filled out in the correct spots and has many daughters. As she matures into a mother, her body does the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801077
If you learn nothing else from this conversation, please understand that Malef Dragons tend to be busty Onee-chans.
You should include this point whenever you autistically rage about the profile pic, instead of blaming KC and accusing him of perverting the source material.

Please spread the word about Malef Onee-chan and her wonderful breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801115
I think for some its the fact they are tiny and easy to dominate
also i like my woman already at peak fertility, I can really get it up if she at even 3/4 the way there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801180
*i can't
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43793829

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800861
>hag baph
wtf I love sabbath now

[Anonymous No.]

Do you anons ever imagine how your monster waifu would look like in real life, like you know that photo realistic stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801223
pretty meaty and tall, wouldnt fit in a normal room without bending over

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801180
Peak fertility looks more like this body type. Indicative of a lady that's young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801208
Goddesses sure are bold these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801112
>be me
>go to /d/
>Ctrl+f Venus
>First thread result is the Futa Venus thread
>Actual Venus thread OP has androgynous face that could be a man or a woman. Even the futa thread had a more feminine fave.
>She seems clean shaven, but the hyper tits with dick nipples more than counteract this
And for emphasis. DICK NIPPLES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801246
no, wheres the milk, the wide hips the plush rear
the bush, the thick thighs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801267
k, dare you go deeper, then you see quite a couple without that also, ponkastu tends to draw long nipples not actual dick nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801268
An 18 year old doesn't look like that. Well unless she's an actual fatass.

That's the fertile mother look, but not peak fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801290
>Keep looking and I'm sure you'll find some good examples
Lol
>Also that's just the artist's style
Sounds like this fetish attracts people that are obsessed with dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801246
When I see this body type I think more of romance and long-lasting marriage.
Big busty mamonos are better for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801318
And monster girls attract people that are obsessed with death by snu-snu. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes in heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801296
>18
ewwwwww
why would i want that
I want an old lady instead
43801318
k, see ya fag, your the one seeing dick everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801333
>When I see this body type I think more of romance and long-lasting marriage.
And that's what you should be aiming for. She'll eventually become that busty cow, but for now, enjoy that young love with her. Enjoy a long, happy marriage with her.

[Anonymous No.]

sexy undead cops...

[Anonymous No.]

>order town has a witch hunt
>angry mob assembles before a dark mage's house in the woods
>they demand she come out
>they start shouting at her that she is a witch
>she starts angrily lecturing them that she is a dark mage and that she is a strong an independent mage who doesn't need any baphomet unlike those flattie witches

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801411
>Half a second later she unleashes her guard dogs
>tamed wurms armed with lots of parasite slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no dark mage teacher/gf to mess with when you got nothing to do
>pull a prank on her like putting a potion of cow into her coffee then ask for some milk in the morning when shes leaking milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801334
>What's your point?
Kink shaming is fun, and can even be cathartic when a fetish I don't have is pushed too much.
Don't take it too seriously when I call you out for shit tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

would you this shroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801498
Goddamn that anon needs to slow down on that poor fox’s ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801470
Yer crusin for a punishment, boya
>Shotafication
>Bigusdicus
>Bondage magic
>Nursing handjob
>Edged all day so the spunk can properly ferment

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801525
worth it to fuck with her, and she likes be miliky although she might not like to admit since she's a bit of a tsun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801267
>>43801084

Some artists draw way too many samefaces, with the same 1/3rd angle thus they are incapable of doing anything other.
That FGO gacha artist is probably one of the most notorious cases of this.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801514
Is that the abyssal matango I have been thinking about for a couple days?
Which that’s a question that should be asked in the QnAs if matangos are connected to the abyss do to them transforming their husbands drastically or if that’s not a thing anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

What type of personality does your wife have?
>>43801606
dont know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801606
>the QnAs
I think they've been cancelled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801333
Lolis are the best for both long romance and sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801596
Auntie Polyphema got drunk again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801514
Yes, even more if she's hallucinogen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801546
>That FGO gacha artist is probably one of the most notorious cases of this.
Takeuchi is a hack for a number of reasons. There's being set in your ways, and then there's literally copy pasting the same art with different clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

how the fuck would harpy maids even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801625
Go fuck your cat, Mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801659
So what ya gonna do anon?

[Anonymous No.]

What I really want to do is making an old monster feel young again, despite her age t b h

[Anonymous No.]

I will bend all high-class monsters over furniture! Destroying haughty monster holes is my quest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801713
>how the fuck would harpy maids even work?
Slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801757
Get a better harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801713
>Built-in feather dusters
>High dexterity with talons
>Specialized tools
>Little claws hidden in the wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801606
That's clearly a Myconid, an undead one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801729
Endure it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801802
Endure what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801793
What a smart and knowledgable bird!
>>43801810
I assume drunk cyclopses make a mess no smaller than an oni of comparable size

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801824
I think larger, since no depth perception plus drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801756
Kikimora is not high class. They're peasant girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801842
I will NOT fall for the apophis, no matter how sexy a pose she strikes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801929
Me neither since I want to fight by her side

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801115
>I don't see the appeal of loli. Children aren't attractive.
That stance might change quickly if you were to meet a young demon or lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801795
lamentation mushroom hatters
sticky mushroom matangos
raging mushroom myconids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801842
This looks very promising. I hope this is just a sketch for a future, complete work because this is really well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801977

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801974
I doubt it. You may be able to convince me with a rata, but still, I'd prefer she look like she's at least 16.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801596
Then she gets naked and reveals herself to be a gazer in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801974
>i'm not a lolicon, it's just the woman i like happens to be a loli
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

I want dark mage to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big bunny with a truly massive rear end to sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802071
I think that's a light mage, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801793
Gonna bully her for being a NERD >>43801793

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802177
She's around 10ft tall and too special to understand most bullying, but you are welcome to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802163
That's what she wants you to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802207
I tried bullying her but she ended up being too cute and sweet
Damn birds

[Anonymous No.]

I want a young dark mage to sit on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801842

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You know I wonder if Wendigos and their husbands lock horns together as a type of mating ritual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802410
>Husband
>Horns
I think those are part of the coat...unless you mean the horn in his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802433
These things, though I’ve heard they might be tentacles too that look like horns so not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43799032
Tax Evasion.

I'll pay my taxes when Unicorn becomes Mayor and not a day before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802433
Also the horns are dripping black slime so no I don’t think it’s part of the coat but part of your body.

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>>43801713
>Anon makes try and find the harpy anatomical picture

For fucks sake this is impossible. I should just go get my MG folder off the old PC and slam it into this one.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope that we get a huge supply of monster hags when the portals open, I can't get satisfied with just one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802628
>tfw my rfirst quest is helping Ms troll pick some melons up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802628
You can't get a high supply of something that isn't on demand

[Anonymous No.]

These dudes don’t want wives they want mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802618
>shit tier: wings alongside human arms
>meh tier: wings + hands combo
>ok tier: fingers at wing tips or the middle section
>god tier: full bird wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802628
plenty of elves and lims in the bargain bin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802666
Just send them to me, I will handle ALL the hags
Eveb the lolified and shortstack kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802681
Oh, this elf is actually half p’orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802667
When I think femdom I think of a dominant woman who will lead in most things. Most anons seem to go with more of something like
>a dominant woman who knows my weaknesses and encourages me to be better because she wants us both to be happy and will comfort me and take care of me
The scary thing is I am not even paraphrasing much. That's not femdom by any stretch, it really is just a mother but sex.

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>>43802706
Tbh, it’s due how cruel this world is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802667
I want both and will not settle for less

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802706
yeah but i can actually trust her

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not hag bait just because I don't want to join the sabbath, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802706
That sounds like a regular relationship but with a dominant woman
Assuming you're expected to do the same, that's what I'd want personally. I wanna help each other grow and learn

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>>43802667
Oh fucking please, women can always harp on about wanting a daddy who pampers them but when a guy wants a mommy people treat him like shit

If you're expecting your partner to do everything for you that is a problem, but just wanting a mommy dommy does not mean that you're like that and I'm so fucking sick and tired of seeing it.

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>>43802776
>That sounds like a regular relationship but with a dominant woman
no, anon, most regular relationships aren't about one person in them being an emotional trainwreck that needs constant reassurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802706
That doesn't sound objectionable at all unless you stretch "will comfort me and take care of me" to mean "will treat me like a baby".

[Anonymous No.]

Kek, at with maledom we don't have this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802777
Evil old fox is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly i just wanna come home to good food, a clean house and a warm inviting wife after work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802801
Nursing seems to come into a lot, yes.
>>43802791
You haven't realized a lot of women do act like infants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802826
Go back to /d/ with your obscene fetishes, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802826
2/3 ain't bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802826
I got just the slime for you.

>>43802837
Hey, at least he's not into the freaky "Do you want bath, dinner or me?" stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802817
Yo, learn to speak
>>43802837
Truly sad times, can t even expect fucking eggs from a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802796
Nothing about your post implied constant reassurance, but yeah your partner is going to get insecure from time to time and you're going to have to reassure and comfort them from time to time, what's the issue with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802850
cause anon likes to bounce between extremes instead of the median case

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802843
Honestly not too shabby, coming home from a long day of adventuring to come home to some nice zinpangu food ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802826
>Honestly i just wanna come home to good food, a clean house and a warm inviting husband after work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802866
Odds are she'd go with you on your adventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802843
>Do you want bath, dinner or me?
Any maid, gf or wife that says this deserves immediate rape correction until she stops repeating hentai phrases

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802906
Anon, no! That reaction is exactly what they want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802903
I wish I had a wife like that who'd appreciate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802906
They end up doing it more because positive reinforcement
Silly anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802681
I prefer this body. This is the body of a woman who can really draw a longbow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802943
>m-my pussy is taking the shape of your penis!
fuckkkkk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802860
Yeah, like shit I wanna be a stay at home hubby or a wights servant or something like that, that'd involve a ton of work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802954
i can't tell if she has a comically oversized drawing arm or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802956
Almost everything in life worth doing does.

[Anonymous No.]

i like monsters with mombods already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802955
Jokes on her I'll just repeat shitty hentai lines
We'll be cringe together

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802830
>You haven't realized a lot of women do act like infants?
Most anons itt and on the internet in general seem to only know about women from /pol/ memes, and have zero idea how clueless and needy real women are.

But let's just leave it at that for now. This isn't the thread for discussing real women, and we haven't had a femanon in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

Women are the one in charge of the house and kids, our goal is to bring food, money and build thing in the house

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful who you smile to on rainy days

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803009
her job's a lot harder. what a sucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803014
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803009
Traditional gender roles are boring, I want to be the househusband doing naked apron cooking and providing stress relief for my (almost) overworked high earner wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803023
Nta but I'd rather keep my 9 to 5 than vacuum, fold laundry, and care for kids. I can barely cook enough to feed myself, and that's with using a microwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803023
there's a reason i'd rather work and it's not because i'm self-sacrificial

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802777

[Anonymous No.]

>Who has the harder/more important jobs and responsibilities?
>I'm fine eating wherever/whatever you want to eat
>Does this dress make me look fat?
Ms. Succubus gives lessons on these cliches and why an aspiring monstergirl wife should avoid them.

[Anonymous No.]

The reason harpy hags are so rare is because they are too ashamed to go outside as they cannot fly anymore.
This results in NEET harpy hags which only makes the problem worse.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish the term "dommy mommy" meant a cute and kinky girl that
>is open to exploring my fetishes
>is comforting and accommodating to my emotional needs
>would make an excellent mother
instead of whatever lowbrow interpretation gets thrown around these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Become king of the werewolves

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to sucker punch a lizard girl and have her be really into it. Is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803013
It's only polite to return a stranger's smile.
Besides, slimes are harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803145
>nureonago reading through books of jokes to trick someone into smiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803156
>Nureonago doing that whole "Did you know you can't feel your tongue when you smile?" bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803049
>>43803056
if you're a celeb and not a NEET you are already doing 2 thirds of this + your job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803092
>Ywn be a state given bf for a neet chubby harpy
>Ywn make her smile and make her happy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Take submarine to explore ocean depths
>Start descending
>An hour in, all is going well
>Some more time passes
>Something big hits your sub
>Knocks out electric and all communications systems
>Can't see shit
>Turn on your phone's flashlight and look out the window
>A kraken with a smug-ass grin on her face is looking back at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803273
>the fucker controlling it is fucking using a logitech
>and was a fucking danuki who the kraken paid off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3vQj9ECtcU

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803273
I learned to love underwater ladies

Also the more I fucking read about that story the weirder it gets, as much as I hate rich people I do hope they actually don't die cause goddamn what a way to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>43800853
We're all autists here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803313
The death itself won't be painful, just a headache, dizziness, passing out, and not waking up. Supposing it's a lack of oxygen that takes them tomorrow, that is. It's the losing hope and slow wait knowing that that's coming.

In MGE world, they'd have been freed and lewded by deep sea, abyssal monster days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

How big do you think the tails of newborn Ratas are? Surely they wouldn't fit if they were that big from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803353
I mean dude pretty sure they're surrounded by the stench of piss and shit y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802667
A good wife should also be a good mother.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna know one of my favorite things about flayers? They can stick their tentacles in your ear and make you feel the pleasure and love they feel for you, and vice versa. I love abyssals so much

[Anonymous No.]

If you want a Lilim wife, just buy a ticket to DL's birth show and stare at the newborn lim. They imprint on the first male they establish eye contact with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803403
Imagine the tentacle asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803415
uh
I don't want that
I need haglim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803403
Slimy tentacles typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

How to handle a loving and trustworthy monster girl after many years of loneliness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802041
>portals open
>really want a fox hag
>instead approached by a loli fox
>she has one tail, so this is probably an actual loli
>try to explain to her that i wanted a "taller" fox
>she puts on the pouty face
>think to myself "cmon dont make this harder than it has to be"
>suddenly her tummy grumbles and i notice she actually looks really tired
>"if the portals opened at 5am and its noon now... !"
>she doesnt have a bag with her, the poor girl probably walked miles for seven hours straight just to get to me without food or water.
>defeated, i sigh and carry her inside. quickly getting her water and ask if she wants eggs for lunch.

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>>43803273
>kraken follows your submarine waiting for the perfect moment to strike
>but the submarine dies on its own because you cut corners on safety
>after a few minutes she realizes that you're sinking much too fast
>in a panic she dives after you and drags you back to the surface
>then rips open the hull and yells at you for nearly killing yourself

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43803415
i'll just get some lim plushies from the royal makai gift shop

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803524
Would you have to hide monstergirl merch of a species from that species or would they become ecstatic at how much you fan boy over them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802903
>tfw offering to help bathe your amazonian wife after a nice dinner

I'll be honest, I'd probably end up training to be a really good "wife" for an amazonian lass post capture. Or perhaps butler husband would be a better term for it.

I'd still go get shredded though. Even if the excuse is better sex endurance or something silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803563
there's probably a mana marker on the product that gets activated at checkout

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803575
maybe hebi should study invisibility for enhanced stalking tactics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803395
You become nose blind to smells after awhile. You brain blocks it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803423
Imagine the whispers of love and affection along with the tentacle ASMR
>>43803452
I will spread the love of chaos monsters anon, the world will know how good they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803563
Buying the chesh figure will attract one? Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803643
What an evil idea, having to support the figure to drive up interest in the creation of other figures means anons will all be mana marked by cheshs in pursuit of the actual figure they want. How can we stop these damn meme cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803661
3D print your own figurine of your favorite species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803661
Redirect them to my addresse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802667
Yeah, and?

>>43803456
Thorough mindflaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803674
i'm not sure how i feel about momma flayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803671
It's incredibly easy and relatively cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803687
Damn bratty anon, needs tender loving and affection correction. Some scars don't heal, it would be way easier to grape jelly your brainhole.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli this, hag that, what about the normally proportioned girls with a C cup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803705
i've never heard of such a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803705
They're probably federal agents.

[Anonymous No.]

This damn goat keeps coming up to me on all my lunch breaks from the Sabbath church next door and pressing her bust into my crotch and picking on me... she keeps teasing me over "loving oppai loli" and getting me hard when I don't want to be! I need to get back at her somehow, she can't get away with this.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803705
Doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803728
Have you tried pinning her down and painting her chocolate tits white and filling her throat? That should teach her to try seducing you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803771
That's exactly what she wants, I'd just be playing right into her hands! I have to resist the brat, not fall for her scheme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803705
>what about the normally proportioned girls with a C cup?
Imagine making both the sabbath and the hags both angry at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803811
But if you resist her, she'll only tease you harder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803772
Oh no a dumb cat that can summon tacos how "scary"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803838
She'll give up eventually, I just have to outlast her...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803808
diplomacy has failed

[Anonymous No.]

You were absconded with and forcefully husbandued by an amazon, you have a kid and all is well hopefully. Then she gets older and goes on her own manhunt and brings back her new "fiancée" one day and he's either a shota or has the body of a shota.

Are you:
>Fine with this
>I have no daughter anymore

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803897
>off-topic image
lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

Bogies > Bogeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803897
That's how it should be, a human boya should have a monster waifu before puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803919
Tricks are for kids, Bogie. I'm an old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803930
You're still someone's kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803930
Bogies love old men because their boring lives don't get much entertainment so they're prime Bogie bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803939
yeah, but what's she going to do to entertain them? cartwheels? tumbling routine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803959
Play checkers together.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I ask out Ms. Fox the Zipanguese way?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803990
>Me love you long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803990
>ching chong pong
works every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803990
>can i borrow some money?!
>please, il do anything!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

>>43802628
I hope I get to sniff troll girl breath at least once in my life

[Anonymous No.]

Still think it's funny how the weasel got a rep for loving headpats despite being a total degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804129
the power of 1 guy with disposable income

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804129
she has her hand down her cooch 24/7, but she can't really headpat herself so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Post your cuddliest ratas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804195
If a Zapweasel tries to headpat herself she shorts out thru her brain, so she cant keep it up
>if she schlicks, it still shorts out, but it gets her off faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43801084
Unshaven hags are the epitome of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803990
>U wan sukkisukki or fukkifukki?
Simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804239

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804277
She doesn't look very cuddly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804200
I love this hair trigger obsessive fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804293
i like the neurotic angel with the winning smile

[Anonymous No.]

Gacha Girls Thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804356
Blame /vg/ trannies for not staying in their shithole where they belong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803772
I'd marry a jungle kot if only their diet wasn't so meat centric.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804557
they'll certainly need some innovations on 2 person caskets

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804356
We can make it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804547
Goddamn wood elf.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804557
Imagine being a vampire hunter and losing to a vampire and being forced to become her body pillow

I'd hate it ahaha

[Anonymous No.]

Post monsters in marriage dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804871
It won't be that bad on hot summer nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804879

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804871
wouldn't be m-

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804871
>>43804972
Losing to a vampire and getting fucked unconscious in the amazon position before waking up in her coffin with her and seeing her big dumb smile in her sleep that she finally got a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804871
maybe gun was a poor choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804879

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a very, very long time since anything has happened involving monster girls now. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do when a fat cat won't get out of my lap and keeps demanding belly rubs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805025
Boop her on the snout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805025

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804984
I think I recognize that artstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805025
Enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805056
yup

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805048
Instead of posting this, you could have written something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805088
Fuck o>>43805088
ff, I like to reread this green text

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805100
Dreams of back when content creators gave this place the time of day, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802747
>not hag bait
Be honest, anon. Honest boys get rewards, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805107
Sorry patty, this is still the most active imageboard-based monster girl fan community and you are a dog shit stuck underneath our boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805115
What kind of rewards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805136
Do not confuse autistic ritual posts about nothing with being active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805141
50% off tofu at super mofu mart

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805141
knitted sweaters and homebaked cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43803109
I wish that 'you' would 'kill yourself'

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805115
>Good boys get rewards
Hnngg, imagine a hag saying that to you while staring deeply into your eyes and holding you tightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805150
>>43805152
Those are enticing rewards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805025
You are lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805159
You'd have no choice but to meekly submit to her care... Let her lead you back to her home, hand clasped in hers as she leads you down the street, unable to meet her eyes as she whispers promises about what you'll get to do if you're a very, very good boy for her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43804879

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>>43805262
I'd hug the fuck outta this cute creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805225
>chilling on your boat
>ms kraken invites you to hop in the water with her
>tell her you can't swim
>ms kraken gets all flush, bites her lip and starts breathing heavily
maybe she isn't feeling well

[Anonymous No.]

i need to tell you somrtyhng improtant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43802667
Its the funny mommy fetish causes by neglect, don't think too hard about though. After all none of us would be here if our parents didn't fuck up in someway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805270
no way a kraken would pull some helpless, frightened man into water he couldn't swim in, would she? how cruel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805271
The car crash wasn't your fault, you need to let her go

[Anonymous No.]

Send help, I'm being kidnapped by a small dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805329
Not a malef though because those can absolutely be big adults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805329
Call a small griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805329
You can't take on one measly dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805329
small oomukade might do the trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805329
It's a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805159
Counterpoint: Imagine a hag Holst saying this while pulling down your pants and slowly sinking to her knees, drooling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805337
>>43805352
>The ultimate three way battle.
>Anon as the prize in the clutches of a small dragon.
>Will the crafty, sneaky small oomukade claim victory or will it go to the loud and proud mall griffon?
Whomever wins, Anon's pelvis is dust.

>>43805370
Kobolds don't have wings, checkmate drakenoids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805394
>cardboard wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805300
It'd be cute if a kraken helped anon learn how to swim

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805409
Imagining a guy with a vice-grip on a kraken's tentacle, carefully holding him at the surface, trying to doggy paddle while she looks on adoringly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805394
>mall griffon
Must be a gyaru griffon, not to be underestimated.

[Anonymous No.]

Why these threads hate patchouli so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805495
I've never heard of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805453
>"Like, lay off that guy! You can't just be stealing treasures and stuff, you gotta securely display them!"

>>43805405
That is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43805556
askin for a breedin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805422
In the event of an emergency your waifu can be used as a flotation device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805495
Is that some sort of food dish? Italian food is usually meh tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805563
ANON NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805556
>>43805563
aint ripe enough anon, breed when she appears like a staute of feminie fertility

[Anonymous No.]

Go for the weak point

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805687

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>>43805649
if you want that broodmom figure, don't you need to pump them full of kids first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805687
Weak points targeted

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805495
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805115
Ah yes, the infamous good boy points that momsters and aunsters give their 30 year old shota boy toys. Help your hag with the dishes and thats 10 good boy points, which can be exchanged for either chicken tendies or creampie sex at 10 good boy points, anal is 15 points. But you don't want to fuck your aunster in the butt as no eggs are there and that would not grant you an extra points for impregnating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805734
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805734
>>>/vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805702
Remember that studying these beasts and learning their weakpoints is the best way to defeat them*
*May also count as romancing.

[Anonymous No.]

Exploiting weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805775
It is both a Kej's weakpoint and her strength.
Truly perplexing creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805766
>>43805775
it's pretty neat that haku will help you find and exploit other monsters' weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805809
Haku sensei always wants to help out adventurers.
Just know that her prices go up in price the more you ask her for help.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a thing that can bring any of you boys to tears or any tear-jerking. The cute and kind monstergirl hugging you and warmly saying to you:

>"Why don't you move in with me honey? Come live with me, I'll take good care of you. You don't even need to work or have a job at all. You can lie and lounge around all day long while I do the work because what matters is we love each other. Boys like you deserve to have it easy, your human women practically have that lifestyle as normal. Why can't men have that with a loving wife who does the work? Move in with me. Because I love you!"

Another slight variation:

>"Why don't you move in with me and my sister/friend honey? Come live with us, we'll take good care of you. You don't even need to work or have a job at all. You can lie and lounge around all day long while I and sis/bestie do the work because what matters is we love each other. Boys like you deserve to have it easy, your human women practically have that lifestyle as normal. Why can't men have that with a loving wife or two who do the work? Move in with us. Because we love you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805853
This just reeks of desperation. This hag is so lonely that she's bartering with you. How would I be any better than a human woman if I accepted this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805806
They particularly like scalp massages

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805896
you could offer your loyalty and love
also you could do the laundry and learn delicious recipes to cook for her when she gets home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805903
You gotta make sure you get them nice and relaxed from it before they start snagging you with their hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43805742
>Proof?
https://exhentai.org/s/0baf8ee338/2348876-6

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>>43805903
Who doesn't?

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>>43805734
>military autism
>cadet autism
I need an IMMEDIATE fox hag palette cleanser after seeing this

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>>43805949
Sorry, we're all outta foxes. Have this snek instead.

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Fox breaks into your home and gets drunk off your alcohol.

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>>43805949
don't forget
>vtuber autism

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>>43806084
A lot of monsters just move barge right in and start eating your food and drinking your booze post portal, to be fair though at least now you aren't eating tendies and ramen noodles for breakfast as she can cook.

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>>43806084
I want a monsterwife with pretty blue eyes

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>>43805920
Assuming you weren't already snagged up the moment you began the massage and simply failed to notice, of course.

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>>43806084
but i dont drink, she brought that herself!

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>>43806234
I want a monsterwife with pretty blue thighs

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>>43806245
Of course she did, but since you're married it's a shared ownership kind of thing.

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why should anyone?

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>>43806484
Why should anyone what?

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>>43806484
Love!

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Why?

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>>43806244
Remember that demi-human monsters are insidious and tricksy.
They could be hiding amongst us at this very moment and we'd never know.

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>>43806553
They sure are good at hiding then..

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>>43806560
Of course.
One would think the extra tall, muscled girl is one but the helpful, tattoo'd police officer and her friends assured me that she is 100% human.

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>>43806565
Well that's a relief! Could you imagine if she wasn't?

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>>43806575
Indeed, if she was then one would be trapped with a monster without knowing.
Why, it wouldn't be folly to assume that, were that the case, the security officers were lying and that one was actually surrounded by several in disguise at that very moment!
Truly that would be silly.

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>>43806583
Monsters are just a myth, after all!

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>>43806589
>In other news, "Anon y. Mous" went missing today.
>Leads are currently being investigated but rumors wrongly persist that monsters got him.
>Again, monster do not exist.
>in other news, extraordinarily larger squirrels, where to find them and why they are such great secret keepers.

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>>43806084
Not if I drink everything first!

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>>43806604
>"Slime girls" and "Lamia"? They just have a skin condition.

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>>43806541
CHAOS!!!

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>>43805949
I am the autism.

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If I just get killed in battle against a Lizardman or Salamander, then I won't have to worry about one of them trying to force me to marry them.

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>>43806604
I knew this diversity shit had gotten out of hand when purple and red women started showing up. And they all have tail buttplugs! So shameless.

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>>43806720
Yes join the undead kingdom you will be much happier.

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>There's a legend that says when this web is completed, the world will enter a time of destruction, but according to another theory, the web is a giant magic circle, and when complete, the entire surface area existing above it will be transformed into an abyssal mamono realm, and all the humans will transform into their minions.
Ah I guess I was right about the web making a abyssal realm when completed. That it’s been awhile since I read the Nacha profile since she isn’t really my thing.

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>>43806675
But I can literally stick my hand through her “skin”, there’s even some weird squishy ball in there I can grab!

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What if a higher ranking Lizardman or Salamander, but her main weapon(s) are two large tower shields she use for both offense and defense.

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>>43806877
Squeeze it

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>>43806835
it's also a legend, so maybe not

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>>43806888
Yeah, make sure it's not bruised or anything.

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>>43806888
>squeezing a woman's balls
I don't care if you got trips or not, you should be gentle with girlballs.

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>>43806942
Her core is now a stressball.

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>>43798776
Why can't I find the english version of this ion exh? I'm guessing it got irodori/fakku'd? Or i'm just retarded at searching?

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that asking a white dragon to use her frost breath on you because you are too hot from the summer heat is rude.

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>>43806960
Literally just got an independent translation on Ex THIS WEEK and-

...

Oh my god, it STILL got nuked anyway

FUCKING FUCK I HATE (((HIM)))

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>>43807050
Why do you type like an obnoxious retard?

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24 hours later, in what is OBVIOUSLY not the thread for this crap.
Just pay the internet goblin or fap to something else. How desensitized are you?