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Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:00:24 2008 No.436297 [Reply] [Original]

See this bitch with a crazy motherfucking hat? That's Suwako fucking Moriya, the the finest shit in Touhoe. She better than all those other asshammers by about a googol fucking miles. You know you fucking love her like you love stroking your dick in front of your shitty-ass computer.

-She's a motherfucking god, jesus christ.
-She's moe, which is Jappo speak for "I want to fuck her raw and bleeding." I dunno how those Japs say all that shit with three letters. Crazy motherfuckers.
- She has motherfucking frogs partying it up on her clothes. Jesus shitter look at those fuckers. It's like one of them got away with a motherfucking bank robbery. Except for that one faggot sitting all alone. What a fucking loser.
-She can create earth, which is the best fucking power ever. Remember who the leader of the fucking Planeteers was? That's right, the nigger with fucking earth powers. Fuck, could you imagine walking down the street, when some fuckface starts getting all up in your grill? You just make a giant fucking rock and BAM faggot's done like motherfucking dinner.

In conclusion, Suwako is the best fucking character ever and if you disagree, you're fucking retarded. Go shoot yourself, shitrape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:05:04 2008 No.436310 Oh okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:05:48 2008 No.436313 Would you like a drink? I've got water and...cranberry juice, I think. And maybe some milk. No, we're out of milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:07:15 2008 No.436320 Army of Suwako = best Patchcon army

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:08:37 2008 No.436328 You see, we had milk earlier, right? Except I used the last of it to make scrambled eggs. I'm very sorry. I knew I was using too much milk when I did it, but I couldn't stop myself. I'm really very sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:12:51 2008 No.436342 I would love that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:12:55 2008 No.436343 >>436297 >Except for that one faggot sitting all alone. What a fucking loser. Take a closer look, that frog is totally smoking a joint. If you look real close you can even see a little puff coming out of his mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:17:18 2008 No.436356 File: 109 KB, 397x579, 1207995438907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>436297 WHERE'S YOUR FROG NOW?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:19:11 2008 No.436359 YOU SEE THOSE FUCKING PEPPERS? ARE THEY FLOATING? FUCK!

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Sat Apr 12 10:19:41 2008 No.436360 http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm240566 pyoko pyoko

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:20:02 2008 No.436362 >>436297 > I dunno how those Japs say all that shit with three letters. Crazy motherfuckers. I chuckled.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Sat Apr 12 10:23:17 2008 No.436365 Nice hat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:23:24 2008 No.436366 Badass Manly Reviewer, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:23:47 2008 No.436370 File: 71 KB, 306x382, 1207995827948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>436297 ZAP!

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Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:23:51 2008 No.436371

While Suwako is a powerhouse of a goddess of her own right, she doesn't seem to have any control over a powerful universal force (e.g. time). It's funny a maid from a mansion just a stroll away from the shrine can do it. Maybe her domain is development rather than of actual celestial might. Maybe I'm thinking too much, she isn't overdeity level after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:29:26 2008 No.436378 >>436371 You encouter perfect maid argument. Roll for initiative

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:32:46 2008 No.436385 File: 106 KB, 700x799, 1207996366211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>436371 >she doesn't seem to have any control over a powerful universal force (e.g. time) She has a bug-eyed hat, what else would she need?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:46:36 2008 No.436405 >>436371 Suwako doesn't need to control something like Time to be badass. She's an immortal goddess. Sakuya is a mere mortal human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:54:34 2008 No.436425 File: 124 KB, 446x647, 1207997674086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She did get kinda owned by a snake goddess so she can't be that badass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:55:51 2008 No.436430 >>436425 No, it just means the snake goddess is even more badass.

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Anonymous Sat Apr 12 10:56:59 2008 No.436436

>>436425
She didn't get owned by a snake goddess. Kanako beat her then took the snake as her totem to represent defeating the frog.

And Kanako is just that much more badass. Case in point:

However, many other gods of Yamato (ancient Japan) invaded her kingdom. One of those gods was Kanako. The many gods of Yamato continually conquered the small kingdom for themselves. They said that ultimately, they would unify all countries and create a single country called Japan.

Naturally, Suwako resisted and fought with the finest steel weapons of the time. However, Kanako held out a thin vine, and Suwako's large steel arsenal instantly rusted. Suwako realized the difference in their divine powers and her defeat. She valiantly forfeited and relinquished her kingdom.

And so, Kanako attained the kingdom of Moriya

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:07:21 2008 No.436484 File: 60 KB, 355x400, 1207998441312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>436436 >Suwako resisted and fought with the finest steel weapons .........might have had more of a chance if she used danmaku?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:08:22 2008 No.436488 >>436484 They weren't in Gensokyo yet. In the outer world, they don't use danmaku to settle conflicts.

>>	Adjutant‮elbat eht no tac eht tup ,tac elbat ‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Sat Apr 12 11:09:41 2008 No.436494 >>436366 it's a repost repost from /touhou/ on a thread about vulgar enthusiasm (that's what it's called, it's not exclusive to bad ass anime reviewer)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:15:40 2008 No.436503 File: 142 KB, 850x637, 1207998940870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >She has motherfucking frogs partying it up on her clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:18:21 2008 No.436510 File: 391 KB, 617x617, 1207999101565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:19:59 2008 No.436512 I love how Suwako is the only character that we know for a fact knows what a man's dick feels like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:23:42 2008 No.436518 >>436512 wut

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:23:42 2008 No.436519 >>436512 what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:25:18 2008 No.436522 File: 26 KB, 600x600, 1207999518681.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:25:28 2008 No.436523 >>436518 >>436519 Suwako is Sanae's ancestor. Which means that at some point in time Suwako would've had to gotten knocked up by somebody, presumably a man (or Kanako) in order to start the family tree that eventually leads to the birth of Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:27:16 2008 No.436529 >>436523 Oh yeah, forgot about that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:27:21 2008 No.436530 >>436523 I like it how the genealogical tree shows Kanako as the other ancestor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:31:37 2008 No.436537 >>436530 Proof. Not so subtle request for image of said genealogical tree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:36:03 2008 No.436548 >>436537 I didn't save it because it made me rage...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 11:37:27 2008 No.436553 >>436548 Guessing it was one of those stupid fan made ones then? Thought it might've actually been something official. Or at least a funny fan made one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 12:07:11 2008 No.436617 File: 424 KB, 1131x1000, 1208002031036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>436537

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 12:09:21 2008 No.436626 >>436617 LOL POWERLEVELS At least that's what it looks like to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 12:11:31 2008 No.436634 >>436617 >genealogical tree. Learn2/read/

>>	Adjutant‮elbat eht no tac eht tup ,tac elbat ‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Sat Apr 12 12:13:25 2008 No.436642 >>436617 do you know what genealogical tree is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 12:27:08 2008 No.436685 I don't see what's so great about Suwa ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 12:27:30 2008 No.436687 File: 124 KB, 603x811, 1208003250566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>436685

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 12:30:46 2008 No.436703 File: 57 KB, 314x443, 1208003446532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 12:37:10 2008 No.436732 File: 123 KB, 400x400, 1208003830114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 12:48:28 2008 No.436776 I'd her hat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 13:23:47 2008 No.436935 File: 19 KB, 332x332, 1208006627273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>436634 >>436642

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 13:26:04 2008 No.436945 File: 30 KB, 383x300, 1208006764022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>436935 >REAL TREE.jpg I do not believe you know what a real tree is, sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 12 13:26:53 2008 No.436954 >>436945 DURR HURRR

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