/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

The world will not end in 2012, America will not get better, the world will crash, and by 2020, there will only be 500 million people left, all of whom will be slaves to the select few at the top that have all the money.

Also, Touhous don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Satori so THIRD EYE ILLUMINATI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361707

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

I'll live till 2378 and enjoy my holodoctors.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4361719

>Star Trek

Reported.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>4361719
I'll still have my same trip on UnitedFederationChan.org

[Anonymous No.]

Touhous exist in Gensokyo, which is where I'll be going once things get bad enough.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

It's true that a good lie is rooted in truth, but just bracketing your bullshit in true statements doesn't quite cut it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361723

Imagine: In 2378, 4chan will be a playable simulation on the holo-deck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361729

Wait, what part of OP's statements are true? It looks like total bs to me.

[Anonymous No.]

You make it sound like that's a bad thing. The less people the better. Hell, even 1 million people is too much.

Also, Touhous do exist.

[Anonymous No.]

Those who have something to live for end up dying.

Those who want to die end up living to 100.

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

>>4361744
If you really wanted to die wouldn't you just kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

If Satori had sex with another third eye user and they both orgasmed at the same time while reading each other's thoughts, would their pleasure level go towards infinity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361751

Some people don't have the luxury of turning into an emo daft punk fan who slits his wrists. Also, most people don't understand how easy it is to kill yourself and think you HAVE to get a gun or a knife to do it.

Step 1: Get sleeping pills
Step 2: Right before you doze off, take concentrated poison
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Welcome to Gensokyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361753

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361764

/jp/ - Cumming in Satori/Suicide Methods

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361744

I'm pretty sure everyone ends up dying.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4361778

No, it's not. Why do you fags do this in every thread you see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361783

Frustrated much?

[Anonymous No.]

>emo daft punk fan
>emo
>Daft motherfucking punk

Say that
ONE MORE TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361783
/jp/: white ren shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361764

>emo daft punk fan
>emo
>Daft motherfucking punk

Say that
ONE MORE TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361764
Will I really wake up in Gensokyo?

[Posting mode: Reply !dTBV98UQOw No.]

>>4361707
>Also, Touhous don't exist.
But they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361914
:D

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361920

>implying daft punks aren't emo

HAHAHAHHA

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4361920

>ONE MORE TIME

Music's got me feeling so free
we're gonna celebrate
oh yeah

ONE
MORE
TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>4362180
What on earth? That goes beyond merely trolling.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

In 2016 my awesome plan goes into action and you will all be my underlings.

Embrace this fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4362194

You haven't listened to Daft Punk, have you?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4362235

More importantly, he hasn't listen to Daft Punk's album 'Discovery' while smoking trees.

Something to do before you die? Of course.