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I'm going to order my first onahole from e-nls soon, and I was wondering if its worth buying lube from there or getting something in the US to save on shipping.

Any onahole experts have an opinion on this?

>> No.4344940

freeze it

>> No.4344955

Freeze it.

>> No.4344959

If you use an unofficial lube, the onna hole will disintegrate.

>> No.4344961

Kill yourself, you must be old, creepy and a hazard to small children, cats and dogs.

>> No.4344966
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4344966

Freeze it

>> No.4344979

So which freezes better, Jap lube or American lube?

>> No.4344981

>>4344966
OH GOD.

>> No.4344986

>>4344935
If I took it in the shower, would I need lube?

>> No.4345007

>>4344986
You will need lube or you will get RDS.

>> No.4345019

>>4344979
That depends, which freezes faster, Japanese water or American water?

>> No.4345031

>>4345007
What the fuck is it made out of, carpet?

>> No.4345040

Old, creepy and a hazardous-to-small-children-and-pets OP is old, creepy and a hazard to small children and pets.

>> No.4345041

>>4344961
Pretty conservative there, anon-kun.

>> No.4345043

>>4345031
Generally if you fap you use friction and if there is friction there is skin breakage leading to raw dick syndrome no matter the surface.

>> No.4345046

>>4345040
>>4344961
samefag is samefag

>> No.4345052

>>4345040
What about large children? Are you saying fat people are not worth anything?

>> No.4345054
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4345054

>>4344935
...

Pathetic

>> No.4345069

>>4345054
>posting on /jp/

...

>> No.4345093

Just buy some Water based lube, Oil based ones tend to ruin Masturbation sleeves from what I've read. Fleshlight owner here

>> No.4345097

>>4345043
Yeah but I don't fap my dick raw with my hand...

>> No.4345103

>>4345097
You're doing something wrong

>> No.4345106

Hey OP, I hear they are cheaper used.

>> No.4345110

>>4345093
OP here, thanks for giving an actual answer.

>> No.4345120

>>4345110
FL owner again. I haven't used many different lubes but ID Pleasure is pretty good. Gun Oil (h2o based) isn't as good imo. These are easily found in the US

>> No.4345128

Freeze it, of course, but make sure you don't freeze it for too long, or else the ice will be too solid to break.

>> No.4346909

I'd imagine any water based lube is good. Oil based will degrade the material.

>> No.4346917

I like to draw a face on my left hand and attach googly eyes to the index finger.

then when I fap it looks like a big tongue sticking in and out really fast.

I like to do this when listening to children songs where the singer makes silly noises with his mouth so it looks like my hand is making the noises.

>> No.4346916 [DELETED] 

Save money on lube and use your own spit.

>> No.4346986

>>4346909
I use hair conditioner.

>> No.4347001

are you freaks really making cirnoholes or is this some kind of groupthink troll

>> No.4347095

>>4347001
you dont have one?

>> No.4347107

I got some of that red cap Pepee lotion with mine, it's pretty good and comes off easy and relubes with a little water when dry. You can get it from JList for $10 if you don't want to import.

>> No.4347115

>>4347001

There's nothing better than the collective shattering of one hundred hymens across the globe as anons in all lands tear through their Cirnoholes.

>> No.4347123

http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-17815-19001017
Best lube.

>> No.4347130

>>4347001
I've tried it forreal

>> No.4347136

Say I'm a femanon and I feel left out of all this Cirnohole business, what with being unable to break a replicated Cirno hymen and all.

What do I do?

>> No.4347142

>>4347136
well you could frreeze yourself and then shatter your cirnhym€n

>> No.4347148
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4347148

>>4347136
Cirno has you girls covered too!

>> No.4347154

>>4347136
Futanari Cirno with >>4347123

>> No.4347155

>>4347136
your imagination

>> No.4347156

>>4347136
aha
>>4347148
now you need to freeze your dildo too and shatter your hymen

>> No.4347157

>>4347148
Okay, I guess I'll just break an icicle off of something then.

>> No.4347158

>>4347136
Cry about it

>> No.4347162

>>4347130
How long did you freeze it for? How stiff was it when you took it out? Does the material stay cold long enough to finish? I am also concerned that upon penetration my dick would go limp from the cold, and it would be a wasted effort. Thanks in advance.

>> No.4347181

>>4347162
>penis go limp

LOLOL

>> No.4347183

>>4347148
I'm a guy and I would still suck Cirno's ice dick with furious passion, and if you wouldn't there's something wrong with you.

>> No.4347194

>>4347183
roflmao

>> No.4347196

>>4347183
Femanon from before. I would do this.

However, I crunch ice cubes when I have them. So my instinct would be to...yeah.

>> No.4347201

>>4347183
sure whatever gets you through the day

>> No.4347231

>>4347196
I winced.

>> No.4347237

Coat a dildo in lube, put it in a plastic bag, and leave it in the freezer for a half hour.

>> No.4347246

>>4347196
plz dont hurt cirno

>> No.4347287

Cirno's ice-cock needs a shattering

>> No.4347333

What model of onahole is that in the op? I like its style.

>> No.4347355
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4347355

>>4347333
http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-13976-9999

It has a spiral hole you can pierce the heavens with your penis.

>> No.4347376

>>4347355
Ah, yes, the "First Day of School".

>> No.4347385

>>4347376
Is that what its called? Dammit, why can't I buy an onahole without feeling like a pedophile.

>> No.4347405

>>4347385
That's a quality I demand from any onahole I'm buying.

>> No.4347425

http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-4828-1111

lol this one's named 7

>> No.4347432

http://www.kanojotoys.com/meiki-hinkaku-utensil-race-p-206.html

state of the art plastic vaginas

>> No.4347442

Jesus fucking Christ, we have these threads at least once a week and some of you faggots are posting as if this is the first time you've seen things like Seven and First Day of School.

>> No.4347454

>>4347442
lol

I've seen these things many times 7 is truly lol worthy

>> No.4347518

fuck i want one of those

http://www.kanojotoys.com/virgin-meiki-aoi-chihiro-p-626.html

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>>4347518
>Hole has pseudo-hymen and virginal passage, including blood-style lotion

>> No.4347534

>>4347518
>We all remember our first time.

Heh.. yeah! Of course I do! Who doesn't..

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>> No.4347550

>>4347548
I want this so bad ;_;

>> No.4347551

I thought I was pathetic, /jp/, but at least I can say I will never own one of these.

>> No.4347552

ITT: Pathetic virgins

>> No.4347557

>>4347552
welcome to /jp/, enjoy your crippling depression.

I know I do!

>> No.4347560

>>4347551
>>4347552
At least we aren't judgmental assholes.

>> No.4347572

>>4347551
>>4347552
How is this any different than a girl owning a dildo? Fucking trolls.

>> No.4347575

>>4347560
I thought we were

>> No.4347573

>>4347551
You might be happier if you did.

>> No.4347574

>>4347518
I just posted this and:
>>4347557
>>4347552
>>4347551
>>4347534
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww rofl

>> No.4347578

>>4347551
its normal to own one of these
even if you have a girlfriend like a normalbro

>> No.4347599

American lubes tend to be watery, and it makes the inside of an onahole feel more like a piece of rubber than anything. Japanese ones tend to be thicker, which translates into an overall delicious feeling.

>> No.4347600

>>4347578
I wonder, actually. I know fleshlights are fairly popular. It's not exactly something you can easily survey.

>> No.4347605

>>4347600
Except it is if you were to ask the manufacturers and retailers for information.

>> No.4347607

>>4347578

Keep telling yourself that buddy.

>> No.4347617

Water (preferably hot water) with tears, and is forced to rub lotion on your fingers.
Material so delicate, and careful to hook claws.
When you wash the inside of the hall there is a single-hole molding material can also be turned upside down wash, such as multi-material molding hole and Virgin Road Seventeen washed basically turning a source of corruption. If you want I'll give you long and carefully wash all the time.

lolwat

>> No.4347631

>>4347607
lol

you repressed?

>> No.4347634

>>4347605
>Hey guys, millions of people everywhere are buying our creepy sex toy! That means it's OK if you do too!

Sounds pretty unbiased to me.

>> No.4347654

>>4347631

>I own an onahole
>I think i have the right to insult people

>> No.4347664

>>4347634
That's why you ask for numbers, not value judgments like some kind of retard.

>> No.4347693

So are these anti-masturbation people newfags or trolls? Or both?

>> No.4347704

>>4347693
US prime time /jp/ being shit as usual.

>> No.4347707

>>4347548
Am I weird for thinking this would make for a good ball-jointed doll part?

What have you done to me Kordox!?

>> No.4347722

>>4347572

One isn't pathetic as all hell.

>> No.4347852

Guys, I thought we were above listening to trolls.
Also, Amazon has a surprisingly nice selection, especially if you've got Amazon Prime for 2 day free shipping.

>> No.4347861

>>4347707
You would need to do a lot of work before you could attach it to anything. Or so it seems.

But then hey fuckable doll.

>> No.4347955

I'm surprised the Miku onahole pic with the gears hasn't been posted yet.

>> No.4348011

>>4347722
They released a One too? That's taking it kind of far, isn't it?

>> No.4348117

>>4348011
My "2nd trimester" says otherwise.

>> No.4348156

>>4348117
Those feel great but they only last for one use, which sucks.

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