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Entering into a relationship with Yuyuko would provide you with love, companionship and a wide array of sexually transmitted diseases, including some that are so old that they have racist names, such as "Oriental Fever," and another one that I don't want to say because it has the n-word.

>> No.4343198
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>> No.4343201

>>4343195

Why would I fall in love with the dead people?

>> No.4343197

niggeritis?

>> No.4343203

Aspergillus niger?

>> No.4343204

Also, you'd be screwing a lady that's so old she's dead.

>> No.4343205

>>4343195
She would eat you in about milliseconds.

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I want a girl who's into bondage. Which Touhous might be into bondage?

>> No.4343209

>>4343195
I'd rather have Youmu, then maybe sneak some Yuyuko in there. Mostly Youmu though.

>> No.4343210

>>4343207

Tenshi

>> No.4343212

>>4343210
/thread

>> No.4343215

>>4343210

Well, I meant more like just the B part of BDSM, not the whole package.

>> No.4343217

Since she can just wish any STDs dead, I'm not really seeing it.

Besides, Yuyuko is a paragon of innocent, maidenly pureness. She even had Innocent Ghost as a boss title at one point.

>> No.4343222

>>4343203
>>4343197
*African American

>> No.4343228

>>4343203
>Aspergillus niger?
Heheh. Good catch.

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>>4343207
This

>> No.4343261

I'd rather have a Touhou who likes male bondage.

>> No.4343265

>>4343251

Why would someone tied fifth grade loli like that?

>> No.4343282

>>4343265
TO RAEP HER!

>> No.4343290

>>4343251

NO. MY WIFE IS PURE. SHE DOES NOT LIKE BONDAGE.

TAKE THAT BACK AND DELETE YOUR IMAGE YOU COCKSUCKER

>> No.4343302

>>4343265
I agree, it makes no sense. It is impossible to rape her in that position.

Well except in the mouth, but that's pretty tame.

>> No.4343317

>>4343217
This.

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>>4343215
>Well, I meant more like just the B part of BDSM, not the whole package.

Alice, maybe. She does that whole controlling hundreds of strings at the same time deal.

>> No.4343516

>>4343481
No, Alice would never like it

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B you said? sakuya will be nice, but yuka and yukari FTW

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>>4343516
I don't think she'd go for being bound, but I think she'd enjoy binding someone else.

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