DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #3559

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Guide: https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/

Previous thread: >>43398149

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immersion
https://youtu.be/rnRapb1PjnM?t=674

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me on the right

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>>43411049
https://streamable.com/rg936n

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me on the left

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>>43411031
Damnit you just reminded me how alone I am again.

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damn bro how am i supposed to find a 135-140cm honey for this feel

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are there any good animes for karl jung fanbois

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>>43411160
JS nanpa ofc

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I'm increasingly starting to feel that Anki is just useless for vocab.
If I'm not reading, Anki alone isn't enough to remember words; if I am reading, then reading itself will function like Anki reviews since I will keep seeing words if I need to see them.

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>>43411160
they're not that rare in japan

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or you know you could always like
do both

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>>43411188
>i'm trying to justify quitting anki
ngmi

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>>43411188
>if I am reading, then reading itself will function like Anki reviews since I will keep seeing words if I need to see them.
correct

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>>43411193
thanks for the hope bro

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I'm heading for a 3 night stay in akihabara on Sunday, what can I expect?

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>>43411215
disappointment.

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>>43411215
holos

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i'm heading for a 3 week stay in japan in september, what can i expect

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my foot going up your ass

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think im just gonna read the oshi no ko manga, cant be bothered waiting for episodes

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i’m going on a 3 month stay in japan next year, what am in for

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deportation

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im going on a 3 minute stay in your moms snatch, what am i in for

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>>43411299
bone on bone action if you know what i mean

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>>43411293
i spent 3 months in japan and had sex literally every day unironically

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>>43411188
the difference is that Anki shows words approximately only as you're about to forget them, while your reading material will show you a word you already remember forever 50 times and then fail to show you a word you're about to forget even once. it is useless on its own, but that doesn't mean it's useless altogether

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>>43411309
and then you got dumped

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>>43411309
you could have done that anywhere
what a waste

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>>43411310
>and then fail to show you a word you're about to forget even once.
who cares
if you see it *that* rarely it's clearly not a word you need to know atm

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>>43411308
dame bro

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>>43411215
akiba is dead

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had sex after a 6 month dry spell the other day and could not cum for the life of me. havent been able to cum from sex in years at this point.

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>>43411326
it means a waste of effort for learning and then re-learning than can be avoided with like 15 seconds of reviews

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>>43411309
eiffel tower bro?? wheres ur guide? the people need u

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>>43411314
i spent the 3 months with a lot of different women but then i had to go home because visa
probably wont ever go again its not worth the hassle

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>>43411308
how long ago was it

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>>43411368
what was your strategy for picking up nip whores? assuming they werent literal whores

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>>43411372
二十年後

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>>43411348
what effort you're just watching anime

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>>43411348
>re-learning
You mean hovering over a word and seeing its dictionary meaning in 2 seconds?

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never had sex
never will

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>>43411377
take care of your dad

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>>43411375
be white and younger than them

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>>43411397
ill be 28 when i go to japan so i guess ill have to settle for middle aged whores then

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>>43411377
wtf how old are you? or was it an accident

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https://litter.catbox.moe/vkg0r3.webm

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>>43411407
thats rude you should only do it if you actually like them

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>>43411424
i can fuck forever without cumming as i mentioned earlier so i'd be doing them a service

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>>43411378
forgetting and then re-learning takes more time and mental energy than simply not forgetting thanks to a single targeted review just as you might be about to forget. it doesn't matter if it's anime or not

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>>43411065
god i wish irys was real

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>>43411429
yeah ydkj

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>>43411407
kek glad to hear I'm not the only one who will be an oldfag when going to Japan
I will target JKs exclusively, however. Or cute traps, regardless of age

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maybe thats why hes in the japanese learning thread

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>>43411348
you spend effort on anki with no real feedback for your endless homework assignment. i just read a book that makes me laugh or feel excited. oh no what if i waste some "effort" and have to read more of these books? meanwhile you're so obviously torturing yourself that you feel the need to project that fear of relearning something.

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>>43411450
yeah im sure they'll be all over the creepy foreign old dude with shitty japanese lol

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this is the japanese knowing thread
t. knower

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JK thread?

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>>43411463
I'm not torturing myself, I do 15 minutes of Anki a day and it's enjoyable. you're the one who's projecting because deep down you know you should've been doing Anki regularly for effortless boosted gains

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>>43411474
gottem

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don't limit yourself to jks there are so many options in this world.

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>>43411467
Anon a 10-year difference is totally normal in Japan
Also, I'm white

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>>43411484
you dont know japanese lol

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>>43411484
nah i dropped anki and felt the boost from not having that monkey on my back.

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>>43411215
Go to the Newtype cafe and try to get your dick sucked by a crossdresser owo

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>>43411484
>it's enjoyable

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>>43411428
Is that without condom?

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>>43411492
no shit I don't know Japanese. people who know Japanese typically don't stay in a thread for Japanese learners. they only do if knowing Japanese is the sole thing they have going for them in their life and gloating to learners is the only way for them to get social recognition

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>>43411511
>no shit I don't know Japanese
yep stopped reading there

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>>43411510
no, i havent had sex without a condom in like 4 years since my last gf but i could last a long time then too. i basically had to pound with all my might to get there. with a condom even then i cant cum

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have only ever had sex without a condom

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>>43411326
first 2-3 forgetting intervals are likely somewhere between 1-14 days. not seeing a word within 1-14 days doesn't mean it's too rare to learn

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>>43411031
Just reminded me of that really cute tiny girl with a boyfriend which is pretty much the only female I interact with at this point. Damn you.

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>>43411560
lmao the absolute state

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sleep with her boyfriend till he breaks up with her then steal her

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>>43411508
me playing eroge

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> 私が彼女は実は

this language is impossible

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dang yo how could i have been sleeping on heavenly delusion

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reminder this is the japanese knowing thread. non-knowers must be accompanied by a knower at all times. thank you for your cooperation.

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>>43411560
you don't start from 0 if you don't see it again within the first interval
if it's an important word you'll see it again "soon" and then your first interval will be longer
hell by your logic natives could never learn uncommon words in their own language lol

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>>43411605
tbch natives do dedicate time to learning jargon if they think they'll need it

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>>43411596
>>43411604
so you can fix crazy all along

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erPPuYmtAOo

immersion

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>>43411619
breeding always fixes crazy

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>>43411596
this is the japanese know-it-all thread

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>>43411605
>you don't start from 0 if you don't see it again within the first interval
true, but you also start from less than 85 (or whatever your Anki retention rate is)
>hell by your logic natives could never learn uncommon words in their own language lol
no, by my logic they can learn them more efficiently using Anki, which is true. I never said you must use Anki, I only said it's not use-less. I don't disagree that you can easily learn a word in a decade even if you see it only once a year

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miss moe

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moe transitioned? congrats to miss moe

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yep

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>>43411724
imagine spending any of your time on words you see once per year lmfao

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>>43411753
>>43411763
no one misses her

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more proof that anime corrupts our youth

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no shit

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pieced together something impressive i should work at a detective agency

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how are you lads spending こどもの日?

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that pee is stored in the balls?

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just cuz u discovered ur own sexuality doesnt mean u can solve crimes
but then again being gay is a crime in some countries

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>>43411892
why are you mad at me

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just shitposting at u bro chill
was a really good joke too

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>good
ehh

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>>43411907
are you rich?

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>>43411031
Are girls midgets?

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what is this

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>>43411863
oh yeah? what's that?

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probably あ

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>>43411215
to gas out the environment at all our expense if you're travelling by airplane

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it was a great joke

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>>43411934
変体仮名 of に
http://codh.rois.ac.jp/char-shape/app/icv-kuzushiji/?manifest=http://codh.rois.ac.jp/char-shape/book/100241706/manifest.json&pos=14&xywh_highlight=border&xywh=560,1698,103,97

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>>43411934
お obv

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>>43411956
whoops i guess that link doesnt actually mention the fact it's に
https://wwwap.hi.u-tokyo.ac.jp/ships/w34/detail/34026198?dispid=disp02

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>>43411934
ユーフォー

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>>43411956
>>43411965
>あるものにて

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33 - 20 = 13

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>>43411974
do you think that's not valid japanese or something lol
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q="あるものにて"

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2023春アニメ

こじんてきには

僕の心のヤバいやつ１着

ドクターストーン２着

>>43411934
に
爾

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found unko
https://youtu.be/UVOGspyjP9Q

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lol

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anything can be valid japanese if you simply believe hard enough

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what's the difference between 様子 and 様相?

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>>43412036
the second character

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53
67
true

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct9GEaWAmJg&t=8m41s
the wave undulation at 8:50 is mesmerizing

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>>43412069
bitches when they see what im packing

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im crying, can0t do it guys. i need to know if some day i'll learn japanese..

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>>43412078
not with that attitude

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you wont

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learning japanese will be obsolete when the next gpt update drops

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nah there's a big difference between consuming japanese straight and consuming japanese through an english interpretation

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aint nuffin about japanese straight

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxyC_o51Dps?t=1m11s
look at the SEAnigs mob the train

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chatgpt can never ever take away how i feel when i hear zoro unleash the 一大三千大千世界

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just found out this mf died rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEsEv6WAig0

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PUREZU STEIII BAHAIN ZAAA YERORUR RAIN

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will 爨 be on the test

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>>43412133
where have i heard this?

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>>43412147
suisan is extremely common

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>>43412109
Why don't they respect the line? I could never stand so close to a moving train on a crowded platform. I would be worried that some sicko would push me in.

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>>43412149
it's a very well known track

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the style is very japanese too so you've probably heard similar songs

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すごく考えさせられました。

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>>43412166
why

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>>43412149
idk they all copy off each other and maeda is a hack but when i listen to it i keep getting the feeling its gonna segue into this part https://youtu.be/vdk_76z38bA?t=92

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>>43412181
this sounds like a hisaishi rip too but sakamoto was the pioneer

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do japanese really hate beards? i look so much better with a beard.

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>>43412192
yea matt had to shave it to enter japan

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>>43412192
it's associated with homeless bums. you won't be able to get a job without being clean shaven

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saw hisaishi perform in nyc and it was freaking epic

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>>43412194
>>43412196
im talking about women mainly
>>43412199
jelly as fuck. did he actually sing though?

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>>43412199
id be too embarrassed to go

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>>43412199
i bought tickets for the london ghibli concert but it got cancelled twice due to covid

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>>43412199
>>43412204
wait wtf why did i mix up hisaishi and hirasawa lmao nevermind

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>>43412204
yea everybody thinks women look better without a beard

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>>43412204
>im talking about women mainly
do you think many women want to date a bum? maybe they do

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>>43412217
agf shared with us some great wisdom regarding this

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>>43412217
idk maybe they have different standards for foreigners. im tall and white too

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the blonde beard is just a bonus

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>>43412149
Don't think too hard. It's because of the mandela effect. I'm from the same timeline as you, but the answer just doesn't exist.

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>>43412249
you have to go back

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this is my favorite hisaishi arrangement especially the sequence starting at 1:49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMboypSkj3c

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>>43412257
I wish I could, but I'm stuck in this cursed world with you.

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as for me,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6pNn_Fxze4

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>>43412270
i meant to reddit
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>>43412275
yes yes however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDH_nJM3djc&pp=ygUPaGlzYWlzaGkgc3VtbWVy

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>>43412222
>im tall
How tall is tall?

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>>43412287
6'2''

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>>43412291
thats a normal height

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>>43412297
not in japan it isnt

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>>43412302
oh yeah but like among white men you wont stand out much

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>>43412280
yeah desu i would rather go to a non ghibli hisaishi concert he has too many 90s kitano era bangers

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>>43412306
considering the 2 countries ive lived in are both in the top 5 worldwide for average height i have never felt tall in my life

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>>43412318
serbia and holland?

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>>43412330
yep

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done with my wanking

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZug2c0bJXU
fittin to sing this at karaoke when i go to japan

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>>43412397
read this as futanari no honey boy

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dead fucking thread. there hasn't been anything close to a flame war for 3 hours

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gonna light a fire up your ass

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>>43412422
dont worry i got you

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>>43412430
based retard

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>>43412430
mae ni

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>>43412430
lmao

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>under 8 hours of anki
ngmi

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that's cool and all but ちぇけら we hit the big one not too long ago

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>>43412422

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>>43412465
sasuga finally reveals how big of a dkn he is

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>>43412450
>>43412465
this is actually more of an indicator that you dont know japanese if you think about it

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>>43412465
lets see the days studied now

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>>43412474
its funny cause the difference between them is like day and night haha iykyk

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>>43412474
thats my art history deck

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>>43412479
k

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>>43412520
why did you reset your deck 2 years ago? you've been studying for much longer

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how... and why...

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gives me immense satisfaction to know im better at japanese than all these retards that drone for 3 hours a day

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>>43412530
???

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>>43412530
his new hobby is adding automated cards and playing with the database if only sono mae ni he learned japanese

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>>43412533
mining everything i read and recently a heavy period of kanken autism, anki is relaxing if you just watch tv and chill

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>>43412560
what about your 260k reps from 2020-2021

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>>43412578
no clue what you mean

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>>43412591
talking to you feels like talking to an animal at times lol

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>>43412595
glad you find me arousing

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was looking at my old screenshots folder and remembered when i wrote my masters dissertation on 神咒神威神楽 lol completely forgot about that

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>>43412627
queeran? i thought you fucked off years ago

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i watch jp content on youtube every day and do my reps and i still can't understand
i think i am progressing but very slowly

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>>43412635
i started browsing here again a week ago for nostalgia reasons and now i find myserlf checking it a couple of times a day

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how is this read? is it kurai or i ?

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>>43412638
ファイト！

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>>43412639
did you end up moving to japan again? still work as a developer?
>>43412638
it do be like that until its not like that anymore

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>>43412643
くらい

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>>43412639
>ostalgia reasons
oh yeah like what

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>>43412648
>did you end up moving to japan again? still work as a developer?
not moved, still a dev.
thinking of moving next year tho since i will have 3 years software engineering experience by that point and it should be easy to get a visa
>>43412650
idk nothing in particular i just have some funny memories of this place and the characters that inhabit it

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>>43412649
sankyu

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>>43412666
ciaran confirmed satan

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>>43412666
>thinking of moving next year tho since i will have 3 years software engineering experience by that point and it should be easy to get a visa
we're in the same boat though i'll only have a year of programming experience at that point. what sort of products have you been working on these past few years? though tbqh every japanese developer ive spoken to has had awful things to say about working there so its not very encouraging

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why does this dictionary have "jerk something out" as an english idiom for "say"... i have never heard that in my life

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because its JE

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>>43412688
agettara

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ciaran what are your pc specs

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>>43412678
nice 1, im guessing you are the serbian guy who was trying to switch to software eng, gz i guess.
ive been working with pretty niche database tool stuff, mostly clis for other code monkeys to use which has been pretty nice cause the problem space can be quite interesting and i dont have to think about react or whatever frontend bullshit.

tbqh thats why im waiting for a few years to apply cuz i dont want to be stuck with a JTC, id rather apply for some hyper westernised place that will treat me the same as any european company would. ive infiltrated some japanese software engineering community in the UK and it's pretty awkward to talk to them cuz i want to move there and they were all desperate to leave japan, but i guess we have different outlooks

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>>43412715
idk man idc about stuff like that i built my pc like 3-4 years ago now and just bought whatever people are recommending at the time

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wotd:衆道

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playing a mareni game that doesnt have the entire screen filled with text is kinda feeding bro icl

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>>43412745
right so what are your pc specs how well does ff14 run on your machine

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>>43412685
It's an idiom found more in literature, but it still has some use in America.

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>>43412730
>im guessing you are the serbian guy who was trying to switch to software eng, gz i guess.
thanks, though im working on react bullshit lol i like it though, my retard brain likes seeing the instant feedback of implementing shit on the frontend and seeing it appear on my screen.
>tbqh thats why im waiting for a few years to apply cuz i dont want to be stuck with a JTC, id rather apply for some hyper westernised place that will treat me the same as any european company would.
the company im currently working at is owned by a friend of a friend so i'll just put that i have like 4 years experience on my CV cause they'll lie for me in the unlikely event some HR retard emails them to confirm. but why cant you just lie about having a few years more experience than you do? seems unlikely anyone found find out

> it's pretty awkward to talk to them cuz i want to move there and they were all desperate to leave japan, but i guess we have different outlooks
one thing ive noticed recently talking to lots of japanese people is that there is a strong correlation between wanting to live abroad and being a complete brainless NPC. i dont quite understand why yet though

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>>43412758
it runs fine except it sometimes crashes b/c of some gay directx error which apparently has been a bug caused by the amd drivers for years

i looked it up 4 you
radeon rx 5700xt
ryzen 5 3600
16gb ddr4 3200mhz

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>>43412766
>the company im currently working at is owned by a friend of a friend so i'll just put that i have like 4 years experience on my CV cause they'll lie for me
you suck

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shut da fuck up

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>>43412791
think it ranks pretty low on the list of egregious shit even the average person does to get ahead in the context of work

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""men"" with no honor

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>>43412766
ive used react a fair bit for personal shit, its decent but i just hate fucking around with css and shit like that too much tbqh

id probably lie a bit but if they want to see copies of my degree etc it kinda has to line up with that chronologically so i think it would be hard to get away with in that scenario

most of these guys are pretty high IQ, one of them is quite high up in apple actually over here and is in the UK on one of the special talent visas but idk im not very ambitious so i cant relate im just trying to chill

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>>43412790
>16gb ddr4
surprised you find that enough

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>>43412813
>id probably lie a bit but if they want to see copies of my degree etc it kinda has to line up with that chronologically so i think it would be hard to get away with in that scenario
"I worked part time at [company] for a [time period] while finishing up my degree"
>>43412804
based retard

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>>43412643
Don't forget to get the chest in that area.
t. 99% non-elite skypirate.

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>>43412819
>"I worked part time at [company] for a [time period] while finishing up my degree"
i mean yeah but when my degree is this shit it doesnt really track that well i feel >>43412627
it leads to all kinds of weird questions and the more you gotta lie the easier it is to fuck up in my experience
>>43412818
i dont really do much memory intensive shit. i certainly dont write any code on my non work pc. i feel like the use case for having 32gb of ram is pretty limited unless you want to run shit like photoshop and blender at the same time

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making gyoza tomorrow with my mom but im so fucking dogshit at pleating it drives me nuts

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>>43412830
>the more you gotta lie the easier it is to fuck up in my experience
oh?

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>>43412830
idk feels like a non issue to me, id just make some shit up if the need arose but im good at bullshitting and lying on the spot

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>>43412835
everyones had to lie about some shit in their life. i mean you heard the stories of me getting arrested in japan and interrogated by the cops. i was lying through my teeth and i eventually had to give up and lay it all out
>>43412836
yea i dont really think its a big deal, everyone does it, i mean i have to bullshit 95% of the behavioural interviews cause i never remember "a time when x" that they ask you about, but i'd rather not lie about easily verifiable shit

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i love hidamari so much
https://streamable.com/5icpzn

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i was called into the police station cause i fucked a hooker and started lying when they asked me about it but when i realized all i would get is a 100 dollar fine i just spilled the beans.

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>>43412856
didnt know japan was one of the countries where being gay is a crime

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Should I do the Core Deck along with some grammar deck?

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u should read

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deez

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>>43412919
I'm trying

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Do you know any websites with Kanji+furigana lyrics ? I find kanji easier to memorize when after I sing it several times.
I just found this one that have a handful of vtuber music
https://typing-tube.net/

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the song sisters approach

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>>43412927
Actually I can read some sentences but some of them I can't get the idea but only words

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decks arent reading

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want to do 20 words per day in my pitch deck but im pretty sure ill give up on it cause of the amount of reviews ill have to do

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just pick a smol deck and bang it out like bam bam

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>>43412937
cards wont teach you pitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43412940
you mean a grammar deck? sure thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43412948
Any good ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>墓場
missed opportunity to make this bo(o)ba

[Anonymous No.]

>>43412948
not thats more like a waho-yeouch

[Anonymous No.]

is 地電 slang for gamer or something? earth electricity i dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43412956
i'm doing DoJG

[Anonymous No.]

>>43412968
地雷

[Anonymous No.]

some methods might be more like hitting someone with a dull hammer, where as AJATTing is like blowing off there head with a bazooka

[Anonymous No.]

>>43412946
why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>43412996
it wont seep into your head the right way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413003
im not dogmatic about pitch cards working or not but you're gonna need to give me something more than that to sway me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413006
but ciaran taught me not to give people what they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413016
didnt practice what he preached when it came to sucking cock then did he

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413022
you got me
if you study them like normal cards it will create a fragmented pitch image in your mind, you will have trouble connecting the pitches when speaking normally and you def dont wanna be thinking about this shit

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/zv9kim

[Anonymous No.]

the greatest tragedy of djt is that agf never came here and became a regular with a trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413072
he is genuinely too low iq to understand how to post on 4chan nevermind use a trip

[Anonymous No.]

61
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

did dolly ever explain wakaru vs shiru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413098
i would spend 4 hours in discord explaining it to him if thats what it would have taken

[Anonymous No.]

its very hard to disprove that mia doesnt work

[Anonymous No.]

there was no ga

[Anonymous No.]

douga bideo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43411188
you're right until you get to the level where the only words you need to look up to read are uncommon. then it's worth having those cards imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413135
doubutsu wo morae

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413106
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413135
Why did he say なんですか is informal and that it needs a が?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413278
trying to understand what goes on in agfs head is like trying to count all the stars in the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413072

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413291
>that's a shocker
>tweeter
how does everything he fucking says sound so hilarious, god i love agf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413291
>noticing that someone is low iq from reading one comment of theirs on youtube
is this a valid inference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413306
he's made a ton of videos wtf are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413306
yes, you can do the same with physical appearance, but it's not foolproof. many intelliegnt people talk like they're retarded, especially negrofied zoomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413318
sorry I don't delve into the deep lore behind every image I see posted on djt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413322
agf isnt deep lore, its common knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

今日は子供の日　（意味深）

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4&ab_channel=nevergivein%21

[Anonymous No.]

Is 望むとこだね the same meaning or different from saying 望むところだ? The context is that the person saying it was just preached to about the importance of putting effort into the way you do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413411
they're the same but one has ね at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413417
I'm dekinai and didn't know if とこ and ところ would make a difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413424
とこ is a common typo of こと

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413424
toko is short for tokoro

[Anonymous No.]

onna is short for onahole

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>alot of the stuff ive been reading is kinda perverted
um...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43411569
He's a really nice guy, I don't want to intervene.

[Anonymous No.]

too many words

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413660
mined ankyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413660
all easy except I didn't know 暗渠, MINED and thanks for posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413686
maybe one day they'll be easy 4 me

[Anonymous No.]

today i will begin studying hard.
i will NOT give up, i will become fluent enough to flirt with old japanese men on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413739
>i will NOT give up
Good job! Never giv-
>flirt with old japanese men
Give up.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have a book or know where one is about shibari? Specifically instructions and techniques but history is alright too I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413739
>>43413931
maybe it's a girl :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413962
Still perverse.

[Anonymous No.]

魚にする

[さかなにする, sakana ni suru] make fun of; make a fool of

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413995
Please don't make me your appetizer.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/i1k2pi.mp4

>tfw no jp gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414015
>>43413995

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414149

I said a few sentences in japanese to my coworkers and one of them called me a "colonizer"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414097
さけはだめなんでオレンジジュースください

[Anonymous No.]

is this a good way to learn hiragana ?https://store.steampowered.com/app/438270/Learn_Japanese_To_Survive_Hiragana_Battle/

[Anonymous No.]

acquired 撃ち負け and 弾抜け

[Anonymous No.]

>>43413943
Please

[Anonymous No.]

any good japanese books about IT/programming? or any step in the right direction?
want some terminology

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414234

パソコン

[Anonymous No.]

>>43411487
do you have the source? been searching for a while

[Anonymous No.]

こんばんわ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414234
https://vuejs.org/tutorial/#step-1
If you know Javascript already, you can do their tutorial in jp

[Anonymous No.]

>>43411487
人妻 and 逆NTR just make me feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414336

こんばんわ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414336
>>43414381
https://streamable.com/qe0at4
0:12

[Anonymous No.]

angloids be like

[Anonymous No.]

any simple japanese youtube vids with subtitles? or a whole channel ideally

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/v56mV7VdGdc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdMxES96XRs

[Anonymous No.]

otagei? more like ultra gay

[Anonymous No.]

goood morning

immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2QNaedtmTo

曲
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2jl3QIoVws

再生リスト of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-SdTzV2OH4&list=PL3y-e0n6k6gB5ob0ldOdsmByjF-iv5FNK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nDCS3eWPOw
yoooo

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/_Ekt8_rI03M?t=118
https://youtu.be/0efuhooABUc?t=93
>リップクリーム塗る度に、繰り返しつくため息は
>返しつくため
>3 devoiced consonants in a row on one beat
Can you guys say this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43393114
>hot crossdressing activities happened here
H-hot! And GIWTWM
>>43393141
I SAID DON'T ASK! JUST CONSUM- JUST ACCEPT IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43411925
the better ones are yes, but there are some exceptionally reliable tall ones too. If nothing else, the tall ones will help produce good offspring...けど

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414821
https://voca.ro/1hEN1RoOges9

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414880
ok mr ninja, but you're still not saying it fast enough for the song

[Anonymous No.]

あのん

これどうおもいますか

にほんの

あほくさい

りょうりなんだけど

[Anonymous No.]

amazon.co.jpでしか手に入らないもの

他になにがいい？

[Anonymous No.]

>ドラムスティックから僕のスティックに持ち替えビートを刻む美少女

[Anonymous No.]

>>43415069
すいものわん
吸物椀

それ蓋がついてるはずだよ

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking love ai

[Anonymous No.]

>>43415361
it would be hilarious to fight an enemy team of players that look like this in mordhau

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414334
https://twitter.com/hoshinoterada?t=CCdEmEhlZsh08KmmH2_exg&s=09

[Anonymous No.]

good morning friends hope you're all genki this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/h8vCj6rL2hc?t=299

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like shit
Why did I let myself wake up

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LiSfE9Pbt8
ouch

[Anonymous No.]

アホ毛 can be cute and hot

[Anonymous No.]

cute but it isn't hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43416706
https://streamable.com/c4tew4

[Anonymous No.]

Kodansha Kanji Learner's course or Remembering the Kanji ?

[Anonymous No.]

neither

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43417275
RTK 1-3 -> core 1M ->yotuba

[Anonymous No.]

yosh took my bath
now to watch hidamari and sleep

[Anonymous No.]

迷ってしまった
i'm not sure about しまう, is it more like i'm completly lost or more like accidently lost?

[Anonymous No.]

i ended up lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>43417596
shimau is the form of suru that states that it happened without trying to so yes it's like saying i got lost by accident

[Anonymous No.]

Hrrng, want shibari books

[Anonymous No.]

>>43417651
亀甲縛り is the best

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414679
oh yeah i got just what you need *opens trenchcoat to reveal a selection on peppa pig dvds*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

peppa pig and king of the hill are the only way to learn japanese

[Anonymous No.]

bros...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43417932
girls after getting dicked for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

how would a virgin nerd like you even know lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43418067
nah thats just their usual state

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of Japanese qt could I snag if I go dressed in BAPE, Emporio and Kenzo?

[Anonymous No.]

>BAPE, Emporio and Kenzo?
yeah dunno what those words mean

[Anonymous No.]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aA047R0_460svvp9.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43418113
women only want one thing and its disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

holy based

[Anonymous No.]

went to the library today and had a look in the huge kotowaza dic they have and noticed theres almost 2 pages on 貧乏 and everything else has around 3 entries

[Anonymous No.]

why are you learning japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43419258

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

dead thread

[Anonymous No.]

as for me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414544
i love these 3 so much
fuck kronii tho

[Anonymous No.]

damn voice works are easy to understand and on top of being immersion they also enhance learning by inducing relaxation

[Anonymous No.]

i will never know japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>43419904
now post the fat version

[Anonymous No.]

read 502k today

[Anonymous No.]

read 5 today

[Anonymous No.]

didnt read today

[Anonymous No.]

queeran being toxic from his phone

[Anonymous No.]

how so?
not seeing anyone being toxic

[Anonymous No.]

just ignore him he's unwell and obsessed with namefags

[Anonymous No.]

i see

[Anonymous No.]

wonder if you can give your ff 14 chara a chonmage lmao

[Anonymous No.]

ff died after 8

[Anonymous No.]

finna need to buy a ps5 for ff 16

[Anonymous No.]

ff died after 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>43419798
my dopamine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43419914
first anal be like

[Anonymous No.]

you would know

[Anonymous No.]

https://litter.catbox.moe/x1pia4.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414681
zoomers finna gonna snap their necks en masse
based

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

is summer time rendering good

[Anonymous No.]

i liked it yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420278
Kinda, but not really. First few episodes were fun, but found it really hard to watch after a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

it finally happened steins gate at 2 lets goooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420363
try using a non-edgelord website for more accurate rankings
https://anilist.co/search/anime/top-100

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420388
gintama is dogshit tho

[Anonymous No.]

at least bleach is still in top 10

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna read today

[Anonymous No.]

gonna listen today

[Anonymous No.]

gonna jack off today

[Anonymous No.]

gonna jack off while reading and listening today

[Anonymous No.]

hate djt simple as

[Anonymous No.]

love you simple as

[Anonymous No.]

what are you jacking off to today djt?

some loli shit, I bet

[Anonymous No.]

what should i jack off to instead your mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420532

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420546
26?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420546
26 speed settings on a vibrator?
miss me with that gay shit

[Anonymous No.]

its setting the aircon to 26 degrees probably

[Anonymous No.]

26 miles on the shota locator

[Anonymous No.]

why do you need the ac to be set at 26 degrees in order to shlick?

is that some sort of woman thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420594
yeah theyre trying to mask the moans and shlicking sounds but that would imply the temperature is above 26C

[Anonymous No.]

you know how women get cold easily?
especially with their clothes off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420614
nigga its japan not norway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420532
yup msgk doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420625
so the temperature was at or above 26 and they didnt have the aircon on already? is electricity expensive in japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43411031
Can someone spoon feed me an apk for Japanese text to speach? I found some demo voices on readspeaker.jp but I cant find any app that will let me buy a license for my android reader. I dont mind if I have to pay, I just need something better than jewgle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420552
its probably a vibrator being pushed to a max setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420654
why do you need AC? don't you hv clothes? can't you be nekid? Jesus never used an AC..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420725
are you some kind of virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420734
Yes. now can you help me with finding a tts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420742
/g/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420749
>>>/g/
>>implying anyone there would know
I need something that runs on android offline, not some gpu deployable hunk of shit. Especially since all of this stuff is definitely paid and not freetard shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420719
i dont use apks, but the ai powered microsoft azure ones are pretty great
https://speech.microsoft.com/portal/voicegallery

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420776
this might do. I like the kid one of the adult voices. there seems to be a hack for it to work on my phone, but I haven't tried implamenting it. i hope its an offline solution.

[Anonymous No.]

any good posts?

[Anonymous No.]

10 dollars

[Anonymous No.]

no post is worth 10 dorras

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420861
coming right up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3A2GiHDELk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjEX3-5Vhyc

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck bros cant believe i missed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n71mas6OuAY

[Anonymous No.]

djt btfo!
https://youtu.be/n71mas6OuAY?t=239

[Anonymous No.]

need to find that clip where george says he likes asian women because their faces are flat

[Anonymous No.]

nobody in djt does isolated kanji study

[Anonymous No.]

id pay george for output lessons

[Anonymous No.]

i like asians because 6 inches is big to them but small to white women

[Anonymous No.]

meisou was out of my league

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420776
its no good. none of these will run on my android. I need to be able to listen to audio books on this thing on the go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420974
are you stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420981
are you?

[Anonymous No.]

why dont you
you know
just listen to audiobooks instead of tts bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

tbf most audio book don't have torrents

[Anonymous No.]

get a free audible account and you can dl them

[Anonymous No.]

only for 30 days

[Anonymous No.]

and then do it again lol

[Anonymous No.]

you can't you would need a new amazon account linked to a new credit card or something

[Anonymous No.]

you can literally download 1000s of hours of audiobooks in those 30 days

[Anonymous No.]

it would be crazy if card numbers are only checked by their bin for trials

[Anonymous No.]

>>43401065

[Anonymous No.]

cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421048
what do you do if a month later you find a new series you want to listen to

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421105
now i have to play this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421117
u pay 14 bucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421105
>eyelashes are cat ears
すごい

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421145
don't you need a japanese billing address on your cc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421163
i chose a mcdonalds in tokyo
it's been two years and nobody complained so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421169
if you've used the credit card for purchases on your amazon account it won't work because amazon checks the billing address

[Anonymous No.]

only for some products

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420999
Because the books I want to listen to are translated from english by chatgpt.
>>43421025
audible isn't free retard. I'd rather learn from books I am very familiar with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421190
i haven't used it for anything besides audible, and that has never been a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421048
no you can't. 99% of the content is all english, most of the japanese content is behind a credit paywall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421208
yeah that's what i said

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421205
>audible isn't free retard. I'd rather learn from books I am very familiar with.
there is a 30 day free trial during which you can download shit to your liking via openaudible

>>43421211
uhhh you have to use audible.co.jp you dolt lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421211
... that is not even close to true

[Anonymous No.]

i just pay the $14 cause theres new shit all the time and its the only thing that's annoying to pirate

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421234
did you use a new credit card

[Anonymous No.]

every single ln on audible is part of 読み放題
you only have to pay extra for normie books about how to buy stocks or do your taxes or some bullshit lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421244
i never bought anything on amazon.co.jp if thats what you mean but i did buy shit on my local amazon with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421254
actually i just looked at my order history and it appears this isnt true. i bought a book on kindle with it on amazon jp before i started my subscription

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421254
you have a japanese billing address on your amazon.co.jp account and a local billing address on your local amazon account for the same card? wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421220
>you have to use a website
I need something to use on my phone. preferably without heating it up to 90c while in my pocket.
anyway. audible is not a solution. I want an android based reader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421274
yeah they are completely diff accounts. i dont think they give a shit about that stuff tbqh
>>43421283
theres an audible app for android, i dont use the website

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421283
you can download the shit and put it on your phone
are you 12 or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421289
that sounds crazy. i'll use my connections to verify that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421309
that being said i did live in japan and bought stuff on that account when i was there with a japanese card tho so my account/address might just be flagged as valid cause of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421289
>>43421291
I already have the audible app on my phone, even if there was a way to have both, it DOESNT SOLVE THE INHERENT PROBLEM THAT I WANT A TTS READER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421319
why do you want a tts reader? just read it out loud yourself bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421319
tts is fucking garbage
even with the most natural "voice" (which is microsoft nanami) you'll still get tons of errors and they can't deal with furigana
basically give up

[Anonymous No.]

there's an easy workaround for popular vinnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421319
>WANT A TTS READER.
install firefox and a tts extension

[Anonymous No.]

the best part about these threads is when you get some autistic guy coming in wanting to do stuff their way and getting mad at everyone telling them it's retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421326
>>43421342
>no, you don't understand! you need me to once again try and talk you out of using something you want to use!
Imagine being this much of a schizo
Because i need to keep my eyes on what i am doing while I listen to the audio book. I have listened to english TTS through acapela fpr years which isn't too much different than nanami. The inherent problem is the onboard jewgle garbage japanese is awful, and there's only one pretty sub part choice for japanese in an English's company because go figure. all I want is a paid japanese app that will install custom voice packs for use with android.
>>43421359
firefox apk doesn't read epubs to me from my pocket with the screen off
>>43421364
>ask for help
>no you have to go do this other completely different thing that isn't anything like what you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421374
lol seethe retard you will never know japanese

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

yea like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421377
whatever you say amazon shill.

[Anonymous No.]

> I have listened to english TTS through acapela fpr years
lmfao that explains a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>Because i need to keep my eyes on what i am doing while I listen to the audio book.
? just listen to it bro you need a tts to help you listen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43418102
guess you never sexed a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421390
>just listen to a raw text document bro why would you need some kind of tts
are you people genuinely brain damaged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421389
whatever audiophile.

[Anonymous No.]

My goal in life is to sex a 50 year old japanese virgin bba

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421405
you said listen to an audiobook you're not listening to an audiobook. if you want an audiobook just get it from amazon

[Anonymous No.]

japanese is one of the least suitable languages for tts in the world
>but yukkuri youtube videos are using it all the time!
they're writing their scripts with tts in mind using kana when shit's ambigious
this is not the case for novels so you get a ton of misreads

[Anonymous No.]

i think he wants to listen to books that don't have an accompanying audio book

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421416
>durrr urs are said aawdeeyo buuuk
>>43420719
tell me where in this did I ever say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421420
and i want 10 million dollars in my bank account

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421421
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421421
>tell me where in this did I ever say that
>>43421374
>Because i need to keep my eyes on what i am doing while I listen to the audio book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421205
>Because the books I want to listen to are translated from english by chatgpt.
wait
your mtling english to japanese and using tts to listen to it
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421426
bro he said audio book not audiobook sorry but you got owned

[Anonymous No.]

i want to read this audiobook but i want it transported directly to my brain like in the matrix
any apks for that? btw ur a retarded faggot if u you want help me achieve my goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421419
unironically a job for ai

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421426
>>43421425
>>43421429
>>43421431
>i'm going to be retarded and pedantic on purpose
just kill yourself niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

wait wait wait wait
>Because the books I want to listen to are translated from english by chatgpt.
why are these people always 20 levels deep on the retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421429
>>43421437
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421434
dude you're beyond gone if you're feeding harry potter to deepl and using tts to read it back the japanese mess that comes out

[Anonymous No.]

my guy woke up this morning and said just fuck my whole shit up senpai and went for the most crippling combination ever
you kinda have to respect it

[Anonymous No.]

hey man there is still hope. instead of machine translating an english book you could just look for a japanese audio book release. nuke did that for harry potter

[Anonymous No.]

lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421444
>being this retarded
kill yourself nigger
>>43421447
oh yeah I am just such a retard
>hey does anyone know where to find this common thing in japanese phones?
>what? just pay for audible what are you poor?
>that doesn't really help
>shut up, you're a retarded degenerate schizo.
wow.
you sure showed me.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine acquiring a machine-translated dialect of a language that literally doesn't exist lmfao this is great stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421456
this isnt the "japanese android apps" thread brother. it's the daily learn japanese thread. and what you are doing is completely unrelated to that topic

[Anonymous No.]

dame nuke took down his harry potter videos cause of the pisscord snitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421456
you literally typed this
>Because the books I want to listen to are translated from english by chatgpt.
youre even bellow the common basketball american

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421464
>>43421465
>hurf durf
youre right clearly this is a harry potter fanfiction general. my mistake
>>43421466
no u

[Anonymous No.]

why do people like him always say shit like hurf durf
it's a very specific type of autist phrase ive noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421465

[Anonymous No.]

hol up lemme just mtl some great expectations so i can listen to the raw joponese form using tts

[Anonymous No.]

i really really wanna know what books he was translating now cause u just know that shit is crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>why yes, i did learn japanese from a tts reading of ocr'd moby dick translated to japanese by google bard ai how could you tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421486
teh future is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421486
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421477
>waste time letting your confaulation brain shreek loudly when fellow npc doesn't want to buy thing you did.
>other anon gets tired of eloquently responding to your lower hanging fruit.
you have fostered a lower level of dialogue while being completely oblivious to how subhuman iq you sound. literally middle school nig nog tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421494
the best part is that you think youre not retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421494
>shreek
bro this is what happens when you TTS max..

[Anonymous No.]

thanks for giving me something to laugh at this saturday evening anon

[Anonymous No.]

gotta appreciate the exceptional effort going into this troll job right now but maybe you should expend that effort on trolling some jks

[Anonymous No.]

meanwhile on a competent operating system, i can fire up my browser, go to syosetu.com, right click read aloud and have microsoft nanami read it for me

[Anonymous No.]

bitches love サンド

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421496
>>43421499
the best part is i'm not. you're the retards.
>>43421500
a simpleton is amused. no shit. kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421503
yeah but the chatgpt japanese rewrite of 50 shades isn't on syosetu

[Anonymous No.]

what i really need is someone reading out manga to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421503
she still gets confused by most names, uncommon conjunctions and furigana
can't wait for the day we have actual competent ai for this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421501
I am not trolling, you niggers are trolling _me_.
>>43421503
not my fault windows cant keep a phone line running and I am forced to choose between freetarded shit and itoggler shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421513
get a deepl japanese mtl of that and send me the tts vocaroo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421516
yeah she also reads 年 as nen when it should be tosi and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

what i need is an obasan to look all over my body and face and be amazed at how white i am

[Anonymous No.]

im being 100% serious now ill send you the cracked apk myself if you tell me what books you are translating to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421516
>tell the translator to translate names and shit as katakana.
wow, that was so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421516
it sometimes misreads simple words too. we need anacreon to hook it up to frequency sorted readings, that would increase accuracy a lot

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>>43421515
there's a whole genre of ボイスコミック on youtube and kadokawa puts out some good promotional comic readings but yeah a longer reading of multiple volumes of manga I like would be sick.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eu8EIETlfRo&pp=ygUV44Oc44Kk44K544Kz44Of44OD44Kv

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421521
just use a laptop like any normal human being would in your situation
dont do things on a phone when it can be done better elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421534
its called an anime brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421537
>just put a whole laptop in your pocket
????

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421540
anime is when you wanna watch shit
manga is when you wanna read pictures and shit
>>43421543
eminem could do it why cant you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421540
nah anime is even gayer promotional material

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421503
https://www.aozora.gr.jp/cards/000129/files/2078_15963.html
ill be impressed once it can read this without either repeating the furigana for every word and with interpretting the kana correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421529
If you think I wouldn't be greatful enough to tell you and give you your lulz after you provided me the apk and I verified it worked, you must be truly subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421548
because unlike him I actually have a job. a menial one that barely holds my attention but requires me to not have an entire computer strapped to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421555
proof you're trolling and not even using ai to turn eigo books into nihongo books

[Anonymous No.]

I think language study just got an overpowered AI teacher. This works more or less for any pair of languages.

I am using GPT4 to reformat text from English to Japanese in easy reading mode. It is very good for language study using topics of interest.

> 私は (Watashi wa) [I am] GPT4を使って (GPT4 o tsukatte) [using GPT4] 英語から (Eigo kara) [from English] 日本語へ (Nihongo e) [to Japanese] 簡単な読み物 (Kantan na yomimono) [easy reading mode] に変換します。 (ni henkan shimasu) [to reformat] それは (Sore wa) [It is] 興味深いトピック (Kyoumi bukai topikku) [interesting topics] を使って (o tsukatte) [using] 言語学習 (Gengo gakushuu) [language study] にとても良い (ni totemo yoi) [very good] です。 (desu) [is]

Same, but in German:

> Ich benutze (I am using) [ikh benoot-se] GPT4 (GPT4) [ge-pe-te-fear] um Text (to reformat text) [oom tekst] aus Englisch (from English) [aus engl-ish] zu Japanisch (to Japanese) [tsoo yap-an-ish] in einfachem Lesemodus (in easy reading mode) [in ine-fakh-em leh-se-moh-dus] umzuformatieren (to reformat) [oom-tsoo-for-ma-teer-en]. Es ist sehr (It is very) [es ist zehr] gut für (good for) [goot fuhr] Sprachstudium (language study) [shprakh-shtoo-dee-oom] mit interessanten (using interesting) [mit int-er-es-sant-en] Themen (topics) [tay-men].

The prompt I used:

Create a Japanese easy reading mode version of the given English, breaking it into 2-4 word chunks, providing romaji and English translations in brackets for each phrase. This is intended for language study purposes.

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>>43421566
>you need to provide proof to MEEEEEE
anon I'm the one thats going to be installing whatever totally legit chinkware you claim you are giving me, go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421554
you can hide the ruby easily and it will stop reading the furigana

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421554
thats like the snk of older aozoras

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421580
plus there's always modernized versions on aozora e.g. https://www.aozora.gr.jp/cards/000129/files/58126_73682.html

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>>43421580
>>43421571
>>43421532
you can probably quite easily tell chat gpt to replace every furigana over the original kanji in the passage i bet.

replacing ALL kanji would also be trivial but time consuming (for the ai)

>>43421486
based

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>>43421603
i know who you are lol

[Anonymous No.]

alright thats it getting on the ai wave this is big bros

[Anonymous No.]

ai this *unzips*

[Anonymous No.]

ai already draws too many feminine penises

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421606
care to share with the class?

[Anonymous No.]

i hate ai art shitting up all websites

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421633
舐

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421619
AI (ei ai) [AI]
これ (kore) [this]
開ける (akeru) [unzips]

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/08kl5q

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421632
my 巨根 is the 象徴 of 男らしさ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421634
several tags i used to enjoy on pixiv are flooded with that trash it's pretty annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

feet chads keep on winning

[Anonymous No.]

just looked up 足コキ and got some ai results. the feet will soon be inorganic.

[Anonymous No.]

cure dolly was the og ai teacher looks like she was ahead of her time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421636
>>43421643
cant believe austrian guy uses his 135 iq to expose his anonymous bros and make fun of them

[Anonymous No.]

異世界転生って

元ネタはUltimaっていうのなんですか

やったことはないんだけど

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421688
i only posted the streamable, got 13 pages of these bad boys need to post them whenever i see a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421693
what about alice in wonderland or the wizard of oz

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421699
>>43421688
No idea what the fuck you faggots are talking about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421688
im a little higher

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421699
sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421708
https://streamable.com/67yjep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43414821
Deluxe......
I'm glad Japan is able to recognise that men dressed up like women is legitimately terrifying and revolting.

[Anonymous No.]

マOコ・デラックス

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420363
Man, MAL users have rocks in their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421760
anal list users have dicks in their asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420388
>here use this list full of slightly different terrible shounen - it's superior somehow.

Ok mate....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421701
ハイ

メリケン

君はよく無教養っていわれない？

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exkXaVYvb68

interesting word choice for the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421645
*男の娘らしさ

[Anonymous No.]

people who don't like gintama are genuinely soulless husks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421848
https://youtu.be/sF9pGZ8sKds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421860
it's reddit tier humor

[Anonymous No.]

>it gets good after 1000 episodes
gintamafags are the personification of sunk cost

[Anonymous No.]

gintama is the family guy of anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421899
i have no idea if youre praising it or shitting on it lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421860
just from this i can tell you're a pisscorder

[Anonymous No.]

gintama is good from ep 1 but gets 10/10 after ep ~20. what's the problem? do you hate shows that improve over time? would you rather watch crap that stagnates and gets worse?

and redditors are the kinda shits who whine about gintama being overrated and would never understand the constant nostalgic "the world is changing and i hate it" vibe gintama gives.

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>>43421934
cope and dial 8 m8

[Anonymous No.]

if you think ep 1 is good you arent worth listening to
also anyone who can stand to listen to that annoying chinese bitch say アルヨ after every sentence is clearly braindead

[Anonymous No.]

people who think gintama is good probably watched it as their first anime, same as with code gayass or naruto

[Anonymous No.]

rewatched code geass last year it still held up surprisingly well

[Anonymous No.]

wow code geass was my first anime
you should get into cold reading

[Anonymous No.]

watched code geese recently and thought it was dogshit

[Anonymous No.]

whats the death note of vinnies

[Anonymous No.]

soulless husk responses, the lot of ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422001
probably something like G線上の魔王

[Anonymous No.]

i really loved skies of arcadia. the exploring was inferior to that of wind waker but it was a fun experience and the story was engaging too.

my final words mined from it:
二心
牝狐
武者震い

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422031
https://s2.vndb.org/sf/79/128479.jpg
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422062
dame

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422062
lmao yea she is the best character tbqh

[Anonymous No.]

so that's where he was hiding

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422055
ive been meaning to play that since it came out but never got round to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422092
you should give it a try if you played games like wind waker before i guess. the frequency of random encounters is ridiculously high tho lol. watch out for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421977
read the wiki page and yep im suffering from transcendental temptation

[Anonymous No.]

鳥肌が立つ when i listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhDFL2kxl0M

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422143
looking at that ass something else is 勃つing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422062
yeah lots of laughs to be had

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422193
lol

[Anonymous No.]

are they forced to strip?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqqqLP0vJKk
they dont make atmospheric anime like they used to

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

built for BGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422224
it's not hot unless they're being raped by hot guys or tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

輪チラ

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9OZ2dtQ2B4

[Anonymous No.]

hot goblins is the way. ikegobus

[Anonymous No.]

lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

this bitch was HOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs679fajel0