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Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:30:34 2010 No.4298807 [Reply] [Original]

When your waifu goes swimming at a public swimming pool, her vagina is in the same water as many other dicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:31:34 2010 No.4298814 My waifu can't swim

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:31:34 2010 No.4298811 >>4298807 same thing with your ass and the dicks

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:33:34 2010 No.4298820 When you kiss a girl, you are indirectly kissing all the dicks she sucked before.

>>	『五角场　～之～　无名氏』 Thu Feb 4 05:33:34 2010 No.4298819 Same with my dick and their dicks

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:34:34 2010 No.4298827 >>4298820 >implying I don't like sucking dicks myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:36:34 2010 No.4298829 >>4298827 I didn't imply that, retard. You could like sucking dicks for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:36:34 2010 No.4298830 >>4298820 Nice logic

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:37:34 2010 No.4298832 File: 110 KB, 400x450, 1244593215317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When your waifu goes to eat at a restaurant, she is making out with hundreds of people at the same time when using their silverware.

>>	【五角场～之～无名氏】 Thu Feb 4 05:38:34 2010 No.4298836 >>4298830 Isn't it the same logic as girl-drinks-from-can boy-indirectly-kisses-her-by-also-drinking-from-can

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:39:34 2010 No.4298837 Hundreds to thousands of people around the world have the same waifu as you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:39:34 2010 No.4298838 File: 37 KB, 370x300, 1263861234658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4298829

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:41:34 2010 No.4298846 >>4298837 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:44:34 2010 No.4298853 >>4298846 prove it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:45:34 2010 No.4298855 You will never find a waifu that is a virgin. ...except for RAPE or converting a lesbian, another guy has already beaten you to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:46:34 2010 No.4298860 File: 668 KB, 1000x1000, 1240642275142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When your waifu shakes hands with another man, her hand is being devoured by the mans dick germs should the said hand happened to be the his fapping hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:47:34 2010 No.4298862 >>4298855 Not really, it depends on how conservative your area is. However it doesn't matter as you will never find a real life waifu in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:49:34 2010 No.4298866 >>4298860 I'll be pissed that she's touching another man in the first place. The only man she's allow to touch is ME.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:51:34 2010 No.4298876 When your mother kissed you as a child, your'e dad's penis was rubbing on your face

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:52:34 2010 No.4298878 >implying you youself are worthy of having a waifu >furthermore, implying that any 3d filth is worthy of even being in the same realm as a 2d being

>>	Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok Thu Feb 4 05:52:34 2010 No.4298880 >>4298811 WHAT

Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:53:34 2010 No.4298882
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>>4298866
When your waifu touches a public doorknob, she is very potentially touching dick germs. If she were to eat after that, she would be a step away from sucking other mens dicks IE cheating on you.

>>	Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok Thu Feb 4 05:55:34 2010 No.4298887 Man fap -> touch door knob -> waifu touch door knob like dis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:55:34 2010 No.4298888 >>4298882 Why would she be touching a doorknob?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:56:34 2010 No.4298892 >>4298882 In the first place I wouldn't let my waifu out of the house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:58:34 2010 No.4298898 File: 89 KB, 300x294, 1235931283181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When your waifu is giving birth to your child, the doctor will be able to personally see and touch her vagina.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:59:34 2010 No.4298901 >>4298898 >implying I will have children

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:59:34 2010 No.4298903 >>4298898 >implying I would take her to the hospital

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:00:34 2010 No.4298905 >>4298903 Oh, so you're trying to make your own Clannad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:00:34 2010 No.4298904 >>4298898 >implying I w

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:04:34 2010 No.4298912 >>4298898 >implying

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:05:34 2010 No.4298913 Sanae, you fucking slutty bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:07:34 2010 No.4298919 File: 399 KB, 858x963, 1245970073665.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When your waifu donates her old clothes to Good Will, clothes which juices from her ass, tits and delicious thighs has soaked in are readily available for the public to use.

>>	Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok Thu Feb 4 06:10:34 2010 No.4298927 >>4298898 >Implying human needs to go to a doctor to give birth

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:20:34 2010 No.4298944 File: 98 KB, 512x512, 1237219318855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When your waifu goes out to get a haircut, little does your waifu know, the barber is very personally doing as he pleases with your waifu's hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:21:34 2010 No.4298946 >>4298944 SHE USES HER HAIR?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Thu Feb 4 06:25:34 2010 No.4298950 When your waifu posts on the internet, other men are jerking off to her posts

Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:27:34 2010 No.4298952
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When your waifu goes to the dentistry, the dentist man is getting a first hand look into your waifu's mouth as her tongue is told to slide around, her saliva stringing off from the tip of his fingers and hearing her moan as she gets drilled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:28:34 2010 No.4298955 >>4298950 But you are my waifu. Does that mean people jerk off to your posts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:28:34 2010 No.4298956 You guys are pretty stupid. After all your waifu breath same air as all other faggots do, she can't be pure with that statement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:29:34 2010 No.4298957 File: 43 KB, 743x658, 1264646314248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm mad

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Thu Feb 4 06:29:34 2010 No.4298958 >>4298955 Yes, unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:29:34 2010 No.4298960 >>4298956 When your waifu breathes air, she's breathing in dick germs of other men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:31:34 2010 No.4298962 >>4298958 >unfortunately Don't lie, you know it turns you on.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Thu Feb 4 06:32:34 2010 No.4298965 >>4298962 Sorry, I've never been much for the whole "immoral relations with other men" thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:34:34 2010 No.4298968 FUCK! NOTHING IS SACRED!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:43:34 2010 No.4298991 >>4298952 I'm hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 06:54:34 2010 No.4299017 It doesn't matter, as long as mine is her very favourite.

>>	Norwayfag !jqwKOHtwpE Thu Feb 4 06:57:34 2010 No.4299023 When you go to a public swimming pool and swim in the childrens pool, your dick is in the same water as lots of loli vajayjay

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 07:00:34 2010 No.4299033 When your waifu goes out in the public air she's covered in th same air as trillions of other dicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 07:04:34 2010 No.4299040 >>4299023 ... I won't stay calm in swimming pool anymore.

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Thu Feb 4 07:07:34 2010 No.4299051 File: 84 KB, 368x245, mikufascinating.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure is hard being a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 07:10:34 2010 No.4299056 File: 15 KB, 497x501, 1265203432539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4299023

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 07:12:34 2010 No.4299063 File: 54 KB, 1280x720, 1251988201039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4299023 ... I'm going to the pool.

>>	Norwayfag !jqwKOHtwpE Thu Feb 4 07:59:34 2010 No.4299178 >>4299063 >>4299056 >>4299040 to the pool-van!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 13:00:34 2010 No.4300569 >>4298820 >>4298827 >>4298829 Lol'd at this exchange.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 13:23:34 2010 No.4300705 File: 12 KB, 176x156, 1258583768680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >implying that I wouldn't keep mai waifu in a sterilized bubble for her entire life

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