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[Anonymous No.]

Sup /jp/

So I was just taking the second shit of the day (had taco bell for lunch) and it just wasn't coming out so I took a tissue to cover my fingers while I open my asshole to try to let the shit pass through easier. As it happens, I ended up getting a pierce of yellowish shit on my fingers and curiosity got the better of me so I putted it in my mouth.

It was pretty interesting. It had like a sticky, mashed potatoes like texture, the type of mashed potatoes that comes in a box and you microwave afterwards. It tasted a bit weird, a bit sweet and a bit bitter. After I rinsed my mouth a few times taste was completely gone.

Try it /jp/, you may be pleasantly surprised at what your shit tastes like!

[Anonymous No.]

I cringed.

10/10 op, you got me.

[Anonymous No.]

take it to /b/

[Anonymous No.]

That is absolutely appalling and you shame Kaguya by attaching her to such a post.

[Anonymous No.]

FINALLY a good, ironically unshitty, interesting thread on /jp/!

I haven't shit today and I've been holding it back will try it op!

[Anonymous No.]

Well played OP. I was about to go eat dinner too you damn son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4289018
>>4289035
samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>4289035
'Sup OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>4289018
>>4289035
If you're going to self-bump, at least try to disguise your posting style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4289018

By the way, this is what the shape of the piece of shit looked like, it was wavy like the ice cream the comes out of an ice cream machine.

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD I CAN FEEL IT IN MY MOUTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>4289035 here
I'm really not OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4289067

I only made two other posts in this thread so far and it was >>4289018 and >>4289089

Seriously, the next time you take a shit just try it out! Heck you might even like it and if not, at least you can tell people when something literally tasted like shit.