[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 181 KB, 644x529, Screenshot_20230223-213936_Free Adblocker Browser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
42747630 No.42747630 [Reply] [Original]

Where can I find a cute yandere bf? Do they even exist irl?

>> No.42747644
File: 186 KB, 1200x900, 75e4a2b86c1c7afd623dcf224c273a8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
42747644

Probably if you look around hard enough.

>> No.42747820

>>42747630
>Yandere
We are not in the 2000s anymore

>> No.42747841

>>42747630
You're gonna want to head down to /r9k/ for that question.

>> No.42748270
File: 1.47 MB, 400x446, real life yandere.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
42748270

>>42747630

>> No.42748277

>>42748270
God I wish that was me so bad.

>> No.42748296

>>42748270
I've always wondered what he did to get beat up
also god i wish that was me

>> No.42748395

>>42747630
Pls be a bob cut white haired samurai gardener girl in Hakugyokurou

>> No.42748420

>>42748395
Why would it be?

>> No.42748427

>>42747630
The closest thing is probably having an abusive boyfriend who'll threaten to kill you if you try to break up with him.

>> No.42748436
File: 950 KB, 1000x1390, 27620172_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
42748436

>>42748420
Because that's the only one I can love at all, let alone obsessively

>> No.42748766

>>42747630
Being a yandere-bf is quite bothersome because you'd need to do a few killing sprees as your beloved girl can't just sit tight outside of s*ciety

>> No.42748854

>>42748270
Why is this okay but constant streams of twitter videos of 4 niggers crowding up against a white guy are bad?

>> No.42749091

>>42747630
Start by not looking like shit.

>> No.42750269
File: 305 KB, 1919x1079, Do you even praise the Sun, fellow Stalker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
42750269

>>42747630
The yandere we want, don't exist

>> No.42750835

>>42747630
Share your SNS with me, I want an otaku girlfriend.

>> No.42751019

>>42747630
/jp/ - Dating Advice

>> No.42751422
File: 56 KB, 507x958, 1417953616498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
42751422

>>42747630
You think you want to die but you don't. Your yandere bf can only kill you once.

>> No.42751504

>>42751422
That's not how yandere-tachi work, crossie

>> No.42751644

>>42750835
>girlfriend
anon...

>> No.42751680

>>42751644
Well. I'm not really gay but I don't "not want" a boyfriend whose into all the stuff I am either.

>> No.42752325

I want to slap my tsundere gf across the face when she talks back to me...

>> No.42752765

>>42747630
>Where can I find a cute yandere bf?
Jail, probably. We live in a society...

>> No.42752816

>>42748296
If I remember correctly he was just drunk off his ass and she's trying to stop him from passing out. The 'kiss' is her trying to resuscitate him or something

>> No.42752827

>>42747630
Yes they exist but they are simply referred to as psychos in real life and no one finds them endearing. You aren't going to "find" one though. Being an unhealthy man myself when it comes to romance, I can tell you that we don't normally get to pick the object of our obsession. It just naturally occurs with little to no reason. As such, there is nothing you can really do to try to attract one without also just attracting a bunch of completely sensible people in the attempt.

>> No.42755835

>>42751644
OP is a non-obese girl I hope

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action