/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

why is Yukari so old and big-breasted?

[Anonymous No.]

because of ZUN

[Anonymous No.]

she's old and big-breasted because she's old and big-breasted, what part of that doesn't make sense to you?

[Anonymous No.]

1300 years old

[Anonymous No.]

but IaMP Yukari is flat.

[Anonymous No.]

Old as life itself, best knockers in the series.

[Anonymous No.]

Being old is just experience for a youkai, it doesn't effect the important things so while younger character may call Yukari a hag, she really is eternally 17 if she wants to be.

Also, it's worth keeping in mind even the younger youkai like Cirno are like 60 years old.

As for breasts, it's down to the youkai's personality and what doujin artists think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266631
oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266640

Yes really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266631

Only if you are part of the 'biggest is best' school of breast admiration. Personally I prefer characters who are given large breasts, but not so large they are typically drawn larger then her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266674
>not so large they are typically drawn larger then her head.
pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266674

I just find that she's often given the kind of large but perky type I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266681
Indeed. The only acceptable size is "so large that their Schwarzschild radius is larger than the known universe. "

I wish to fuck an 2d girl with black holes for breasts. Paizuri would be an unique experience, to say the least. But given black holes are singularities, wouldn't such a girl be completely flat?

[Anonymous No.]

Where as Yukari is a classy dame with intelligence to match. She knows exactly what she wants and is prepared to scheme for it.

[Anonymous No.]

i guess we're doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>why is Yukari so sexy even tough she's old?

Now that's a better question

[Anonymous No.]

When it comes to touhou tits, I really prefer Yuyuko over the others.

Hers aren't as outright large as SOME others', but they fit her frame a lot better than most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266706

Hong's got a better ass than she does tits, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266721
Yuyuko has breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266721

Komachi's frame is said and by all merits (at least to ZUN's vague artwork) shown to be very large.

So yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266734
As much as Patchouli, at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266735

Does Komachi have symmetrical docking art with every other touhou girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Where as Yuka is a different sort of classy act. She is often given a wide variety of sizes depending on artist but typically belongs to the large breast crew. Yuka gives off a unstable feel where she'll be a lady one moment, polite and refined up until the point something annoys her ever so slightly where she'll quickly go from cruel sarcasm to outright aggression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266748

... She has very nice breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266767
There is NO way Shikieiki's are even that big

artist shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266730

I have to agree with this really, Meiling can sure compete with other youkai on breast size but she wouldn't be playing to her strengths. Though thinking on it, it's odd that a martial artist would have such a lush form, granted it's typical for anime but fit characters shouldn't have plump delicious asses.

We'll just put it down to another youkai miracle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266772

Artist INTERPRETATION. Not everyone views her as a loli. Some do.

[Anonymous No.]

DEATH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266734

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266809
She should stop hiding wine bottles under her clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266772
In all fairness Sikieiki's entire physique is subject to an immense degree of fandom flanderization, even more so than most other characters, to contrast against Komachi.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a good day that /jp/ has such a breast connoisseur to post on it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I've not seen many fan artists draw Yuyuko as flat, so I'm pretty content she's got a bit more then average, if not more.

Being the older youkai/god with a young underling often seems to be a winning combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266874

And yet it's reversed in this example; Komachi is the underling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266874
Reimu is so average

[Anonymous No.]

Now a curious thing I have always wondered regarding breasts is why in Mima pictures in which she is depicted having breasts they are almost always very, very round. I'm not sure if this may simply be because of her clothing but it's the case a great deal of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266874
this goes to my touhou/humor folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266874
90-60-90 is unknown in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266889

I'd blame that more on the attitudes given to each. Komachi is laid back, relaxed and pretty open to suggestions. She doesn't really want to fight and is ultimately just dodging work. Sikieiki is uptight and idealistic to the point of finding flaws in everyone, well granted it's part of her job but it almost seems childish how petty some of her complaints are but again alot of that can be attributed to the fact it's her job to judge people.

Also, lol, fans. Though Sikieiki's in game image is bigger then all the others, it's kind of like when Suika gets bigger, proportionally she looks short sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266799
that one too, dammit

[Anonymous No.]

Of course, there is another example of a younger looking mistress with a older looking servant, but Remilia's case is clearly a canonically thing and not something invented by fans. Japan fucking loves loli vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266908

I think that just represents the quality of the artists you are seeing draw Mima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4266908

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari~n uses Iphone and Ipod also.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267040
...yep...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267040

are we going to go down this route now then?

[Anonymous No.]

because sadly, I have a entire folder of these.

[Anonymous No.]

Shame that most artists who do these are terrible at everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

Even helpless fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

Though the real trick is keeping it worksafe without censor boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

God damn, Yuyuko. I'm tripping balls here at the colours.

[Anonymous No.]

Be of good cheer, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I think she's creepy ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if this is a parody of Fatal Pulse, or actually the same guy. Either wouldn't surprise me.

[Anonymous No.]

am I the only one who think big ones are disgusting?

[Anonymous No.]

I think Hini would work out rather well with a good bust, though perhaps not to this level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267165

No probably not. Hell, I'm sure it may even be normal (around here at least). Too big can get a little big disgusting for most people but BE enthusiasts though.

[Anonymous No.]

Plus, the whole HUGE BREASTS thing doesn't work with some characters. I find them a bit off-putting on a small (loli sized) characters. Though it may depend on the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267176
you forgot the most importent person in that comic

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267198

Unfortunately, that's all I had of that comic, at least in that folder. I need to organise my Touhou folder, it's a mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267002

There have been quite a number I've seen, and my Mima folder is over 400mb large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267207
tell me about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267165
If they are not too huge I'm okay with it
I like some meat, I like flat too, but I think something like Alice on >>4266874 is almots perfect for me.

not saying Yuyuko breasts are not delicious.

Also, why do I think flat Yukari is more accurate? Picture related.

Thus, huge Yuyuko is the more accurate one for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267209

I couldn't say for sure as my own PC98 folder isn't that large, sure I got a dozen or so Mima images but I tend to only save pictures I like.

Though I assume when you say 'really round breasts' you aren't just talking about fairly large breasts that are kind of round, but the kind of amateur breasts some artists draw that look like a pair of balls strapped to the girls chest. I'd assume that's just the artists themselves being lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267227
agreed, yuyuko is a hottie
but humongeos breasts like in, say >>4267040
are just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267165
time stop is truly one of the best powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267239
A loli like Tewi is fine too

And yeah, people do have some fucked up fetishes
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267227

I personally prefer a moderate Yukari. I agree that Yuyuko looks better with a larger bust, along with Ran, perhaps to do with a kind of motherly feel you get from them at times. Yukari to me is more about giving a air of elegance and mystique, she does as she pleases and anything is possible for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267207
Why does Patchy look so depressed? I like that look though

[Anonymous No.]

I'd say a flat Ran is wrong. Unless the artist was drawing a younger past version of Ran, in which case a loli Ran is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267252

Kaguya has what is effectively the same thing (rather than halting time, she slows it to where she can act in a femtosecond range. For scale, a femtosecond is to a second what a second is to 31.7 million years.), but she also gets time-dilative effects as well. Slow down people, speed up other people. Whee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267268
>image name
how many Yukari pics you have, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267268
Actually, I agree with you, I personally think you can see breasts sizes better on Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, and Yukari does have a moderated chest, and Yuyuko has a huge chest

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko is the complete package. Sorry Yukari, but she is my queen.

[Anonymous No.]

Ironically my main beef involves Yukarin because she flat and small most of the time and heathens refuse to accept it. The rest of Touhous? Whatever, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267268
i will ask again.... how long before you stopped counting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267288

That depends, Anon. My Yukari folder features pictures almost solely featuring Yukari alone, occasionally they'll have her shikigami in the background, but if I feel it's a image featuring all three then they go in a different folder (Yakumo Family).

For the Yukari folder alone, the numbered images go up to 104, I used to name them before I got too many at once so that's probably another 50 or so, plus two additional sub folders for purely images of Yukari gapping to places, and a folder for purely Yukari fanservice.

The Yakumo folder the Yukari folder resides in has a Chen folder, a Ran folder, a Ren/Chen folder, a Yukari/Ran folder and a Yakumo Family folder for all three. They are all pretty full of images.

Finally I have Yukari pictures in other places because lol, file organisation is a mess and I have things like a pairings folder and you know what Yukari can be like, plus other folders dedicated to 4koma and WTF folders, ect.

I honestly don't know how many images I have featuring Yukari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267299
I, for one, welcome our new ghost overlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267340

104 apparently. Got a ton of images with long number-codes from 4chan, or other sites like pixiv. Every time I organise my folder, I prefer to at least give them the name of the dominant character, but when I do organise my folders it takes like a hour moving images, renaming and so on so I don't do it often.

These days, I just move things to their correct folder, I don't rename them. So yeah, kind of full.

[Posting mode: Reply !!ULT62lINQW9 No.]

This thread has piqued my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267342
Wow, wow WOW WOW
and all I have is a single folder called border inc with a total of 55 pics
i guess i have a few of her in my reimu and humor folder, but not that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267358

Amusingly, I like to think I'm discerning when it comes to saving images. Seriously, when browsing for images I'll make a decision on if I think the image is good enough to want to keep on my hard drive. Problem is more often then not, the answer is 'yes'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267342
>Yukari fanservice

Please dump, Mr. anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267380
You read my mind anon, you read my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267380
no place in this thread, start a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267370

To be fair, I think it's the same for anyone who's been around Touhou for a length of time. You start out just saving the odd image you like, mostly the joke ones to keep up with discussions and post reactions, but eventually it seeps in any you obsessively collect images.

Thing is, all my folders are like this now, perhaps not as bad for some of the less characters, but any mainstream character will have over one hundred images in their main folder alone. It's more a time and mentality thing then anything.

Anyway, to get back on point. I have to admit I like Reimu the way most people draw her, she has never been completely flat like many of the other characters, but she's not really meant to be large either. She has a nice balance about her that fits. Where Yukari and the others are HOT, Reimu is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267380

Not really a fan of dumping images on their own. I prefer threads like this where there is some discussion on a subject, and then stick to the subject for all images in discussion. It's how things used to get done.

Also, Eirin doesn't get enough attention these days. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267412
fine than, lets see if i have something in my collection that you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267401
also, that sleeve just get looser and looser.

[Anonymous No.]

Also, most my Yukari fanservice folder is NSFW. Though surprisingly in keeping with the thread, many breast/ass shots.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to begin explaining my Touhou folder except I will say it has approximately 79000 non-doujin images in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267416

Probably isn't as hard as it sounds, my Eirin folder is ironically lacking. Still a good number I guess, but mostly comedy images or strange cos-plays. I guess I don't really go looking for Eirin as much.

Though when it comes to her bust size, I'd say she's another character most fan artists get right. Busty but with a air of intelligence, surprisingly reserved when it comes to showing actual cleavage but not afraid to encourage others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267424
>Yukari fanservice and NSFW

This is like a dream come true, can you upload it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267449

sounds like the average Anon folder set-up of old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267449
Cool story bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267466
i only got 12 images in that folder. eirin is definetly not the most charecter on eintai in my eyes.
strangly enough, reisen pics are not abundant either. tewi, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Eirin so sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267496
probebly because 'the most moe situation'

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267492

Thing is, when I think about it logically, I prefer Eirin over all the others in Imperishable Night crew, there is a certain element to her that attracts me, her cold hard intelligence, her attractive character design and silver hair... but then BAM, hundreds more images of Mokou, Keine, Kaguya and Reisen.

I think it more has to do with the fact I find more images I LIKE of those character then I do of Eirin. Maybe this is as gooder time to go looking then any.

[Anonymous No.]

I like this Komachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267536

Still my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267531
it's not that i don't like eirin, she just isn't interesting enough.

ok, she came from the moon, created a potion of imortality and have some bow skills. she is just boring.

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae's are just the right size, at least for me.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Quantity is nice. But unless you happen to be Stalin risen from his grave, quantity is no substitute for quality.

20 kilos heavy a piece, modestly soft outer layer, inside firm as old chewing gum. Matching brick wall abs also included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267635

>brick wall abs.

Oh god no. I'll have my plump and delicious Patchy, she'll share my interest in books and probably wants to gather some information anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267635

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267040

wats going on here then?

[Anonymous No.]

sup

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267757
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267839
The Most Moe Situation

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267853
And my boner just broke my desk in half.

[Anonymous No.]

approved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267867
So naughty, Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267852
thank you kind sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267874

Godly tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267853
Oh shit. My penis damn near tore itself out of my body.

Also she's perched on what looks like a hospital bed so the implications here are dire and almost all hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

One last good feeling before you die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267915

You know Yuka is just standing above you with that, ready to pounce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267867
>>4267927
/jp/ - Rampaging Penises

[Anonymous No.]

Hugs for faith!~

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

What mockery is this? Some spammer would dare lay siege upon /jp/?

The finest chest this side of the Volga wishes otherwise. This side and the other too.

[Anonymous No.]

Mustn't leave Eirin out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267975
Yes....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267972
I don't like large breasts, but I am ALWAYS up for hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Kanako is godly everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267975
That's just way too big, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4267926
NICHT ANFASSEN!

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4268030

Would be, usually. But given Yuugi's frequently portrayed as being over two metres tall, she's a special case.

[Anonymous No.]

If this thread gets deleted, I mad

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody gives a shit about canon until fanon gives their favourite character a rack.

[Anonymous No.]

because she is australian

[Anonymous No.]

>>4268111

It's been around for several hours now, half of the images are my own. I'd say it's done pretty well for itself without falling apart to trolls. So I'm happy regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kanako is god tier. Literally. A divine beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4268187
Her final spell makes me want to debeautify her with a pipe-wrench though.