Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Feed us, Seymour!

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[Anonymous No.]

ew

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should hev made it vday related or sumting

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Sure to drum up some seethe. Second only to a wightfag commission piece or AI art. Good job.

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I shall ironically marry the old fat smelly and hairy cheshire

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>>42657650
I'd still give it a shot.
>>42657755
Agreed.

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>>42657761
>Sure to drum up some seethe
ops pic, why?

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>>42657768
Some people REALLY don't like his art style. I like the artist's subject matter at least.

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Remember to watch your back for sneaky angels

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Make sure to thank cupids for all their hard work on Valentine's Day!

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>>42657745
>go to the wiki
>hit roll for waifu
>get Shirohebi
>it's the second time I have done this and it was Shirohebi both times

I'm going to marry a snake!

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>>42657745

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Undead waifus are the highest and classiest options.
Demons and beast whores will betray you, Banshee waifu is true to death and beyond

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maybe horns and heels together was a bad idea

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We have angels, fallen angels, and who could forget houri? But what about the servants of ares?

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>>42657830
unleash the sheep

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>>42657827
Translated

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>>42657830
Those are also Houris. They FIGHT FOR LOOOVE as part of the religious exchange program. The other side of it is the Eros Amazon program. They tell men to get back in the kitchen and make their waifus chocolate, meat, and beer. They declared that hot pants are mandatory for some reason…

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>>42657855
>tan aggro weresheep
I didn't know I needed this. I'd still keep her nethers nice and wooly though.

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>>42657855
>Ba ram u?
>what does that mean miss I don’t unde-

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>>42657830
Love is a battlefield

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>>42657780
Yeah I'll agree on this. The subject matter is fine there's no problems there at all but holy FUCK he can't draw for shit. Feels like I'm eventually gonna see one of his comics and it's gonna be lecturing the reader about gender theory.

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Ocelomeh fights are extra scary because in addition to their high base damage and a weapon that both pierces armor and inflicts slow, they also cause TOM instaloss status buildup with every hit.
Do not go into the jungles unprepared, even though they are relatively close to the starter zones.

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>>42657944
what's your favorite eros weapon?
i like the eros garrote

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>>42657909
What would an Amazon do for her house husband on Eros day?

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>>42657968
>inflicting slow

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>>42658023

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>>42658032
!

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>>42657968
Thankfully I picked up some catnip earlier! Those jungle cats will be no match!

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>>42657996
Rape, as usual. Some pants would be nice.

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>>42657968
Easy, just play mage and sacrifice melee anons.
The most optimal strategy.

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>>42658023
anybody is bound to get sluggish and fatigued after some demonsilver punctures

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>>42657968
How horrifying. I didn't even consider their innate kot power to tom. But I have a secret weapon.

public displays of affection.

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>>42657968
Sure Ms. Kot whatever you say

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>>42657977
Holy Eros Hand Grenade

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>>42657968
just dodge 5head, lmao. or counterattack the same moment as you dodge

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>>42657968
>loses to handholding and hugs
>extra scary

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>>42657745
Not enough people know this. But surprisingly there are big strong monstergirls out there who have lost their potential prey/husband prospects because the prey/potential husbands they chase down keep blocking and countering their moves and managing to escape. There are so many hellhounds, jinkos, werewolves, big cat monstergirls and even warrior-class monstergirls who ended up losing a potential husband. Because they keep successfully countering and parrying their otherwise pinning and paralyzing moves and grapples. A big predatory monstergirl pouncing on the human, only for said human boy to do a well timed shield bash our simple block because the monstergirl's eyes flashed green. Indicating the opportune time to block or counter, thus the males use that time to escape as the attacking monstergirl is staggered or temporarily stunned.

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>>42657968
anon, just study their patterns and one may even walk around as but a priest while reciting hymns with your eyes closed while all their attacks whiff, its the same with any other monster

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>>42658059
>twitch lingo
You have to go back.

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>>42657968
Ocelomehs are not immune to cheesing. Or better yet, skilled human boys can easily counter and parry their easily telegraphed attacks. With or without that green-flash means block/parry and red-flash means dodge the unblockable mechanic. Ocelomehs may have high damage but sure as hell have easy to tell and telegraph attacks and animations.

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>>42657745
POLLINATING ALL THE ALRAUNES

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>>42658088
>>42658113
Why do you have to make liking monster girls sound like the faggiest thing imaginable?

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>>42658113
anon, now you taking it a bit too far, since no one responded to your shitty wall of text

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>>42657925
Is this what Eres and Eres-aligned mamono churn out as propaganda and "official" merchandise?

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>>42657968
nah, just gotta sit down and ask them to sit down with you and have some fish together

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Gimme a good reason why I shouldn't feed myself to a sandworm

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>>42657968
>fights
I thought this was a no violence setting?

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>>42658127
>eres
Hola, pendejo. Que A habido con usted. We speak english here not spanish. SO Eres is not allowed. Eros is
>>42658145
You'll smell terrible and will never be happy in dry clothes while inside

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>The androids/gynoids approach you this valentines day
>praise be Eros!

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>>42658150
read the books dumbass

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>>42658088
>Getting distracted or stunned by pitiful man-tricks
Pathetic. The weak should fear the strong.

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>>42658155
>>42658127
Dammit I meant Ares, god of war. So yeah...

>>42657925
Is this what Ares and Ares-aligned mamono churn out as propaganda and "official" merchandise?

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>>42658127
Golden apples with compliments carved into them.

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>>42658176
maybe, or whey powder made from ares aligned monster milk

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>>42658164
Those aren't androids!

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>>42657968
Also they're very fast, so retreat will be difficult. Your best bet is taking advantage of their lack of armor.

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>>42657968
>all these parry and dodge responses
Jungle kots are ambush preds though. Shouldn't their plan A prevent you from doing anything at all?

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>>42658166
doesn't go with my theadcanon

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>>42658155
I don't mind not wearing clothes, but you think sandworms smell bad inside? Like what? Just bad breath, blood, or something?

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>>42657745
Ironically enough, Dog Fuckers (and white boys) do not want to talk about and feel ashamed and embarrassed by the Erusean Princess' JPEG Kobold...

Or was it a PNG Hellhound Slave?

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>>42658145
Because the sleeper must awaken, and she’s very bad at time management and scheduling.

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For Valentines day, Rosa offers her husband a bouquet of lovely flowers.

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>>42658194
then they need to git gud and get chamo, i mean their feathered headdresses and brightly colors outfits dont do them any good as well as highly telegraphed attacks. To truly ambush anons, she must blend in among the docile monsters and just slowly take her time until anon gets the courage to ask her out

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>>42658203
Wot

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>>42658210
hat

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>>42657977
Eros dark matter nuke

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>>42658200
anon, have you smelt salvia? or the inside of a mouth, aint really pleasant

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>>42658217
Ignore them, probably one of the retards we've had here ever since Wightfag acted retarded.

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>>42657745

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>>42657977
eros kirk hammer, an elegant blade of demon silver for precision and A massive hammer to hit a pesky and stubborn nail

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>>42658230
i like girls with very wide hips

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>>42658048
>You get counterspelled by an occultist Ocelomeh Priestess
Enjoy getting tom'd

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>>42658230
Big, thick snek.
The way I like them.
Gorgon is cute.

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>>42658210
This looks like a trap, and I don’t mean an alp trap. But I would trap an alp. With my penis.

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>>42658093
Is 5head twitch? I've literally never seen that word before

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>>42658236
Yes

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>>42658222
Well, as long as you have good oral hygiene it's fine. But yeah, I suppose sandworms would probably have a stink. They'd need a big toothbrush.

Okay, so that's a reason, but I wouldn't call it a good one. Nose blindness wouldn't take too long to set in.

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>>42658250
Yes, it is. It's from a 3rd party emote add-on for Twitch.

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>>42658250
People have been saying fivehead long, long before Twitch

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>>42657977
The shining dragon. The final word in protection, guaranteed to shut down any conversation.

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>>42658222
It wouldn't be a human mouth though. It's an alien mouth designed for you and your wife to live in. That's apples and oranges. For all we know she smells like melange, inside and out.

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>>42658264
Don't play dumb, anon. We're talking about the specific spelling and I've seen other retards use other twitch lingo like kekw in these threads recently.

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>>42658274
Melange is her poop.

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>>42658276
I don't know Twitch lingo and thus can't identify it

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>>42658274
It could smell like cookies and cream and the anus of a Cheshire could smell like lavender. I wonder how the boob sweat of a holst would smell like...

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>>42658244
What do you mean by it then, she has nothing but pure intentions.

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>>42658214
>until anon gets the courage to ask her out
That might as well be never! I bet you expect her to get pregnant five years into the relationship instead of three months too.

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>>42658222
>kisses are bad
Denying your major histocompatibility complex is bad. Get in the sandworm, Mahdi.

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>>42658224
I still can't believe that happened man, do we actually know who made that dumbass NTR encyclopedia? I wonder if it was him

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>42658283
Dumb boomer fox.

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>>42658302
The plant looks like it will attack. I’m not going to fall for that again!

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>>42658321
anon, its one thing to kiss its a whole another to live inside some creatures mouth

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>>42658333
Okay real question it always made me wonder is that a mask Danuki’s wear or is it some type of skin pattern they have, but I’m probably just being stupid and it’s just shadowing instead of those other things I mentioned.

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POST YETIS NOW! OR ELSE!

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>>42658358
>putting my dick and tongue in there is fine
>everything else is uncool bro
Remarkably prudish for /jp/.

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>>42658370
anon, living inside the mouth is weird, fucking and kissing it aint, its normal. isn't that common sense?

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>>42651172
Frenchanon explain why you think Demon contracts are rigged. Did you read the Danuki entry by accident? You already hate over half the monsters. Why invent reasons to hate more?

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>>42658367
As you command

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>>42658363
Masks, so you don’t know they are danuki. They make sure to wear the mask with disguises to make double certain they aren’t recognized. It’s like Superman’s glasses. Everyone knows it’s you, Clark.

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>>42658339
I want to have extreme age play sex with older foxes.

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>>42658367
Or else what? Some dumb furball will try and hug me?

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>>42658393
Don't respond to him, he's probably just trying to derail the thread.
Cute demon tho

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>>42658400
same, i want to be that young gullible boy that stumbled into her sealed teample and shes is tricking me into opening it

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>>42658400
Anon no! The hags won't ever let you go if you do, surely you want to date a girl your age and not be a hags boy toy forever

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>42658393
>that filename
>showing up same time as last night
Nobody reply to this anon. They're a bad faith actor trying to kick off a new wave of shitposting.

>>42658409
Yeah you can tell from the filename, same guy from last night that tried to force wildly incorrect interpretations of MGE girls last night. Just call him a fag and post cute monsters.

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>>42658413
I had a dream like that once, expect it was a vampire in a casket. She yoinked me into the casket and used me as a body pillow. Was the nicest dream I've had in years

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>>42658387
Common sense here? Shirley, you must be joking. Wanting to live in a random blob of wind currents that don’t want to suck your dick makes (you) the weirdo here, bud. Oh gee, I love paying on gas and property taxes. You are a winner and totally not a raging alp in the making.

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>hfw new husband thinks he can escape

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>>42658424
Oh shit, didn't even realize it was the same dude. Thought it was just some anon failing for bait, It happens to all of us from time to time

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>>42658420
Older monsters were made to get fucked by younger men and bare their children, it is the natural order of things.

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>>42658435
there must be some of that, we aint in wonderland

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>>42658439
Normally I'd go with anons falling for bait but I've seen a similar anon with the same (MonsterXNumber) filename being a massive homosexual for more than a few threads now so I'm chalking it up to it being a guy trying to samefag his own bait or just a discord of people trying to funpost. Doesn't help that he also shows up around the exact same time these bait posts show up (seriously try it for yourself and you'll notice a pattern). Anyways look at this fucking cat holy shit.

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>>42658463
MonsterXNumber is just the default filename from the fanart gallery.

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>>42658463
it be a tigerusholstraus

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>>42657977
eros casabahowitzer

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>>42658452
Some of what? Do you mean non-blowjob wind, alps, or expenses? Because only one of those would suck in a tolerable way. Just realized you meant common sense. Sorry, I’ve run out that for tonight.

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>>42658164
>literally human women
>still completely conscious and aware
>just trapped by the AI controlling their bodies

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>>42658483
That might mean something if again the anon posting images with those filenames around the same time these bait posts pop up and very obviously is trying to dig up old shitposts wasn't the only one who posts monster girl images with those filenames. Gonna get real tinfoil hat over here and suspect the anon doesn't give a flying shit about monster girls and just wants plausible deniability by grabbing whatever he could from the fanart gallery.

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>>42658495
damn, there must be so little of that in wonderland, it must be so little of that there it must be used as money

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>>42658504
what the? that's almost hot

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Remember beast monsters aren't cute! They're fearsome predators and should be treated with respect!

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>>42658504
>the human women were grown in avat and have never lived among humans, only other automatons and other robotic monsters

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>>42658522
Nope, imma pet the cute hellhound guard right outside the gates of hell and no one will stop me

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>>42658522
Hellhounds are nice though.

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High level undead are too sexy. Demons are too sexy. Dark Mages are too sexy.

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>>42657968
>see jungle kot
>swap to my relic to start buffing
>her fuck huge agility stat allows her to close the gap, launch me, and 8 hit air combo me before I can finish the first incantation
What the FUCK were they thinking? If I don't buff, she just armor shreds into flurry into thigh guillotine. If I try to buff, she half-healths me in three seconds. I had to warp back home just to escape in one piece.
>inb4 hurr durr, just parry
Her attacks come out in 2 frames. Unless you're Max Payne, you're not blocking that shit.

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>>42657977
I love the love bomb it would be like the atomic bomb but instead of making people die in a big radioactive explosion this type of explosion makes people fall in love instantly in mere seconds and leads human men and mamono women to have orgies in the streets with their destined ones.

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>>42658387
I'd be more inclined to agree if it were some kind of literal giantess thing. Her worm mouth seems more like a place for her real body to hang out. It's still out there, but I'd take it over a very literal mouth.

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>>42658522
Dommy doggy!

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>>42658437
What ways would she punish her foolish newly wed husband for trying to escape?

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cockatrices are too sexy, with their thicc thighs, massive legs and massive ass that jiggle s and claps when they run
>>42658547
>imagine not being to use foresight to read tells from muscle twitches
must be newbie, dont worry, Your wife will teach you after she initiates you with the removal of your virignity

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>>42658512
>making money scarce
That’s a terrible idea. What, do you want to be broke? We’ll stick with the plentiful Ches-coin, thank you very much. It increases in amount and value every time a memecat pisses someone off. Or pisses someone on, during Apruary. Tis a sound economic policy. Very good for the inflation, don’t ya know?

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>>42658522
Gonna pull a hellhounds tail and give her noogies, it's not like she'll do anything about it since she's a little puppy

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>>42658522
Need me Hellhound’s charcoal colored butt on my white cock.

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[Anonymous No.]

Going out with totally 17-year-old foxes.

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>>42658547
>not chewing opioids like candy
>boo hoo I can’t dodge
And you wonder why you suck.

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>>42658563
Nah, fuck that. I'm just going to grind shit-tier quests until I get shredded enough to trounce her. I've got plenty of time since she's off in that jungle and I'm safe in town.

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>>42658522
>try to get up from a hellhound spoon
>she growls and pulls me in closer
Guess I'm calling in sick today.

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>>42658595
>---dodge
>---agility
>---melee damage
>chance of addiction
>++damage resist
>bro just lower all the stats you need to counter her trust me bro the damage resist will work
Nice try cat. I'm using meth instead.

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>>42658587
What a sad looking tailet. Oh no! It’s causing me to mistake pity for attraction!

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>>42658504
>>42658524

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I wonder what triggers the slime clause that Nureonago have. Say you're looking around with while smiling, does it count if you pass your eyes over her or do you have to stare at her for a few seconds before it counts?

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>>42658634
i bet it happens even from a photo from when you were boy and you were looking right into the camera and is smiling

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>>42658622
which monster would you wake up next to after a pity fuck?
besides druella

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>>42658620
>Meth Payne
That’ll work out swimmingly.
> -teeth
> -employment
> -physique
> +sucking cock in alleys
But enough about that. What did you want to show me in the alley again, meth-kun?

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>>42658624
If you're gonna post gachashit, at least post gachashit with actual monstergirls in it.

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>>42658653
there's more crocs out there? that's neat.

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>>42658645
>Druella
Ah yes. The one monster you can time travel your way out of fucking.

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>>42658311
>Ehhh? "Where's the Gold?"
>The least you could do is take me on a date first.

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>>42658644
That's actually not fair, I could be minding my own business and all of a sudden this slime woman is knocking on my door holding an old photo I took with some local kids during a vacation my family took me on as a kid!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder a dog girl’s pussy can hold your cock in place for several hours until you fully unload your cum inside her meaning there’s no escape for you submit to the dog.

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>>42658618
>Eros cultists have been hounding you to get hitched
>tell them you'll get around to it at some point
>they get more and more frustrated
>one day as you you leave your apartment a houri runs up to you out of breath
>she's holding a rope that snakes around the corner out of sight
>clearly tied to something, perfectly taut
>"HERE, TAKE THIS!"
>start to stammer something but she just shoves it into your hands anyways
>runs off
>rope jolts
>clutch onto it instinctively
>tension stops
>rope starts to go slack
>slowly at first, then faster
>hear claws against the pavement and panting coming towards you around the corner
>you've spent your last Valentine's day alone

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>>42658653
I don't like you much either but I'd just not bother responding to the GFLfag. Likely the same guy who got incredibly assmad last night over being told to not post them.

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>>42658678
thats why you go with the undead, holsts, trolls and meaty old foxes

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>>42658634
Ironically the reflex always triggers at the slightest glance because slimes can’t count. To be fair, they’re very good at succ-traction.

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>>42658620
>>42658650
Why are we talking about Meth? The Ocelomeh Cartels smuggle and sell cheaply made poor quality but super addictive Fentanyl to MGC Residents.

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>>42658650
>>Meth Payne
Can he shoot demon silver at baddies whilst diving through the air?
Don't answer that.

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>>42658645
Don't insult my favorite dorkim! She is a lovely lady!!

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>>42658719
>paladins ducking for cover as a guy stoned out of his mind flops around like a dead fish landing headshots on everyone not behind a brick wall
>extremist demon furiously masturbating in the shadows to the sight of paladins getting smoked and the thought of fixing tweaker Anon

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sorry i didnt mean it

[Anonymous No.]

Keep talking like that and you will run afoul with the 'nip cartels

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>>42658736
They're just common street thugs with no actual power

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>>42658718
Fentanyl? I thought their only medical procedure was that stick with knives on it. They use them for every damn thing. Toothache? Knife stick. Broken bone? Knife stick. Infertility? Knife stick. Low wages for men in the workplace? You already know. This is bullshit. Is there some sekret club or something?

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>>42658736
I shall tell what they are to their moms and watch as all their moms drag them out by the ear and spank them with riding crop

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>>42658659

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>>42658736
Never going to happen. I treat cockatrices with respect.

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>>42658678
Does anyone have the image where a boy tries and fails to train a dog girl?

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>>42658727
>dead fish detective
Hah. Those bullet time dives were so fucking terrible. Ain’t no fixing that.

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>>42658727
God why are extremist demons such “I can fix him” addicts they’re almost as “bad” as the Eros Mamonos, that let me live in my destructive ways in peace woman.

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>>42658783
Nah, just get a girl who shares your destructive habits. Or get a turtle and beat her like she stole something. You’ll be too busy being destructive…to be destructive? Got kinda lost there.

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maybe we should let automata rule

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>>42658764
That’s a good one.

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>>42658783
>you're talking mad shit for someone within fixing distance, you beautiful train wreck of a human being

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>>42658798
Naw I believe in doggy supremacy and yes I am a white man saying this message.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys think monster girls would react to you playing the video game with the monster that they are as the villain? Imagine playing Skyrim in front of a dragon girl and she sees you just eat a dragons soul

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>>42658431
i want to have monster girl dreams but i know id just wake up a little more depressed than the day before, even worse since some of my dreams like to be self aware when im about to wake up
i just know how it would go
>starts with me cuddling fox wife and huggling her tails
>we talk about whatever the fuck for a while
>eventually we make some food together
>about to eat
>"aw, is it time for you to go already? tsk tsk. what a shame. be a good boy for me ok?"
>wake up

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>>42658798
I for one welcome our robot overlords

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>>42658783
You will be claimed and loved anon, you will be healthy, happy and warm. >>42658839

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>>42658836
>that's cool i guess. want to hang out?

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>>42658839
Sorry misclicked earlier, thought the post uploaded.

Yeah I do wake up sad sometimes when I have good dreams especially monster girl ones, luckily I usually only remember bits and pieces of them. So far I had about three my entire life, first one was a wight gal talking to me in a mansion, The second one was a demon holding up a contract I ""signed"" (she stole my paycheck and cut and pasted the part of a paycheck you sign.) The last one was the vampire one

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would be most likely to just hang out and play video games with me?

[Anonymous No.]

Sea Angels are cute, there should be more of them

[Anonymous No.]

Would a bullyhound get flustered if I noticed her tail wags like crazy whenever she talks to me?

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>>42658861
Neet trumpart, a lazy Oomukade

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>>42658836
And suddenly I'm reminded of the Merrow that shows up in Strider 2

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>>42658864
At that moment you’re dumbass is asking to get hounded, that you’re dick is gonna go right up her heated hound pussy for saying such foolish things in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658825

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658753
>I thought their only medical procedure was that stick with knives on it
>Knife Stick

????????????????????

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>>42658902
Those booty shorts on that Hellhound is making me act up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658908
What if she wore spats that were the same color as her skin you know as a joke haha

Haha

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>>42658860
>The second one was a demon holding up a contract I ""signed"" (she stole my paycheck and cut and pasted the part of a paycheck you sign.)
even in dreams lilims are dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your builds, I specced into mofu resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658839
I've only had a few monstergirl dreams, but one I do remember was a fat hellhound in a fractal chinese style garden, expanding into forever. Why was the hellhound fat? (Not pregnant fat, just fat) The one I constantly comm art of is pretty jacked. Granted, this was a long while ago, but it was so odd it stuck with me since.

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>>42658938
pure mofuzerker is better than mofu resistance
>buffs from mofu contact
>addiction penalties turn into a rage frenzy
>posssible to keep both mofu buffs and mofu withdrawal up at the same time with a fox tail charm.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck Hellhound buttholes I heard they’re very tight and that they’re the most warmest compared to all the other monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658938
nah, imma post something aobut my wife, she is a sister from the church of our milky lady
>>42658946
seems like your subconscious wants one type of hound while the conscious wants another

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>>42658946
its what will happen to your hellhound wife after a few years of being pampered by you, its a vision into the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658956
>inside of you are two wolves
>one is /fit/ the other is /fat/
>you are horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658798
They better have massive red flags of betrayal too

[Anonymous No.]

>42658965
nice monster girl image faggot
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658961
Beware the strong fat hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658938
i wear one of those charms that puts all my stats to 1 and another charm that makes me skip the qte and automatically lose to binds

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658653
I also just like AK-15 'cause shes the /fit/ muscle girl with abs you wanna fondle and turn into a pregnant belly after creampie after creampie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658955
>warmest
>not the literal lava monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658764

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658955
Fire gyaru butt is warmer

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658983
I’m too scared of the lava monster I know she won’t burn your dick off but still I would be too worried it actually does so someone else can have the lava golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658983
>do you have to do a thumbs up every time?
>yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is best for OL? Who's the best boss? The best Secretary? The best HR Rep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659009
Anubis and Demons are designed after OLs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659009
all ushis with an ant arachne at the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659009
All pharaohs with a Anubis as the boss, that I like some twisted role reversal to see how it would go if things were the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659033
>Pharaohs try to dump their tasks on other pharaohs with their god voice

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42659070
why does this goat have a sticky note on her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659072
So you don't forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658996
Going on vacation anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658367
Yeti dakimakura covers, the latest craze in Winterstown! Wrap your Yeti pillow in a warm scarf and cuddle it tight on those cold, cold nights

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658995
>7ft
>sweaty
>pudge
>bitchy attitude
>fat tail
>fangs
Call me a tobacco leaf, cause I'm about to roll this Cuban

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659167
I think that would really really REALLY piss yetis off

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ah, so you're into that, huh?"
>"I should be able to come up with something..."
>"The things you enjoy... it's pointless to hide them from me."
>"I plan to indulge you, whether you want me to or not!"

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody knows boys can't resist sharp-dressed ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

Futa monster girls knocking up incubi boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659225
Feisty little Hellcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659223
Gazer would get buff for me?

[Anonymous No.]

be careful of being caught drinking alone on eros crackdown day, anons. Cupid hitsquads are roaming the streets and WILL force a newly pink haired MG on you.

[Anonymous No.]

Hag yeti or hag bogey, choose your opponent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659267
hag bogey. hag yeti does sound incrredibly fluffy and warm, but hag bogey I can probably instantly fall asleep on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659223
No she can't find out about my hypnosis fetish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659276
Wrong answer there is no right answer now face both

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659287
the dreaded double bear hug, no man has escaped from that! think of how comfy they will become! they'll be instantly addicted, how can you subject man to such comfiness?

[Anonymous No.]

Concentrated all your fire on the nearest mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659225
>Helltaker but actual mamano
Activates my long dormant instinct to say 'y-yes ma'am'

[Anonymous No.]

Inma just get a massive Hamer made of rose gold made for one of my wifes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658996
I see it

[Anonymous No.]

I can't hide from her gaze. I can't run from her ridicule. There's nothing she can't do once she's decided to do it.
She's going to strip me down and expose my depravity in each and every one of its forms. Every twisted, impossible desire will be carried out in the most wickedly delightful of ways.
As I lose all concept of self for hours on end, she will be the witness. The external observer that verifies my existence. The lone remaining vanguard of that thing I call "me", "myself", and "I".

Such is Valentine's Day with Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are scoundrels and thieves

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658032
! is such a nice, pretty lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659372
I appreciate waifu poetry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659267
Hag bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42657968
TOM is not a instalose, if You're a cat fucker it's a passive buff.
Jungle is a horrible place, just go with enough Kot Enjoyer Conquistadors to grab all the tacos kot of the village and their belongings and put them all on boat to Europe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658547
Use a fully automatic shotgun with bullet feed and hit her with a wall of demon silver. Artificer is the only good class (if You're creative enough)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659519
>forgetting about monster dodging bullets
just use a big demonsliver stick and bonk her on the head after she whiffs lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659267
I want a motherly old bogey to sing soft lullabies to me while I helplessly drift off to sleep in her arms...

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>>42659521
That why I said shotgun and demon silver. They won't dodge too much if they're no death threat and the buck spreadings will ensure that she can't dodge everything. The suppression debuff will also slow her if as long as You keep firing. The belt fed stystem will just ensure that You do to run out of ammos before She gaps close you

[Anonymous No.]

good morning sirs, Eros day today
>>42657977
Eros Maxim gun, cooled with the power of love and aphrodisiacs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659536
anon, shotguns dont really spread that much, dum dum. it aint videogames

[Anonymous No.]

>>42657977
The machine gun/shotgun that I described earlier. I hate Eros day tho, It's just painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659545
anon, it be easy, just forget its even that day and use large wooden hammer instead

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>>42659541
It depends. If you use a drilled canon (not sure how to say it in English, but the carved thing in the canon that make bullet spin) you widely increase spread. It's what we used to take down fast small game.

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>>42659554
but then too little damage and she will just tank the little pellet s and just rush you

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>>42659554
In English I think it's a rifled barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659560
Increase rate of fire and use big pellets from the military (Or I will just go fully naked with a big stick and eat a raging mushrooms, It's even more effective)

[Anonymous No.]

SHUT UP ABOUT GUNS, FAGGOTS. POST MONSTERGIRLS.

[Anonymous No.]

anon, cursed weapon wives tho.....
Also anyone got that cursed revolver gal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659582
It was about monster girl tho. /k/ is verboten? (Genuine question, if yes I didn't knew)
>>42659567
Exactly, thanks Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Spider gun, also this makes me wonder if automatons would slightly mimic the monster girls around them and change their forms to be the most popular monster girl at that time.

[Anonymous No.]

last post from me
this fat lizard
>>42659615
I'd say yes as well making complete models based on the monster when the next generation is made

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659619
She looks like she's had too many beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659602
>/k/ is verboten?
Not him, but gun autists here very often turn out to be shitters. Like that girls frontline fag, he always whines about gatekeeping when told to stop posting off-topic images and before him we had /tg/tards with military fetish autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659626
I see, so It's more about not over doing It, my bad then. Also, fuck girls Frontline, it's just plain girls with guns (no, they aren't automaton).

[Anonymous No.]

>beast girls are not cute
wtf? Obviously they are! they are cute and adorable. Especially when they try to be edgy and scary dorks.
Imgine how would your beast wife feel if she asked whether you think she's cute and you said "no".

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>>42657780
I don't get angry over it like some anons do, but drawing the guy as some yellow figure feels so wrong. Generally the art style is cute, but with monster girl art I'd like to empathize with man pictured and imagine myself in his place maybe, but this abstracted yellow emote thingy is not very relatable.

[Anonymous No.]

would you still love your centaur if she made silly horse faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659659
It's all ogre now

[Anonymous No.]

Eros Orc horde, dressed up in frilly pinkish clothes and berets. Raiding your town and bonking all married couples with Eros love hammers to ignite the flame in their hearts.
And beware single boys, none of you will go through that day unsmooched. If Eros orcs find a single boy that they will surround him, smooch him, cuddle up to him and compliment him until they are satisfied!

[Anonymous No.]

What would your vampire wife think of you donating blood?
After all its YOUR blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659863
Foolish p'orcs I'm the local coordinator and there are far more important things to deal with, like how if anon isn't delayed by 5 minutes in traffic he'll miss meeting his childhood friend whom he hasn't seen in years, I cannot be distracted when the dominoes are in place

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659875
You mean HER blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659875
Blood donations place a vital part in the healthcare system and should be encouraged

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659875
>"slut"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659892
>Eros paladin to busy with romance for romance

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659909
t. 4mon vampirecel

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659651
>pestering a tsundere to look at you just to fluster her with "I love you!"
Oh btw, this isnt classified as bullying so go nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659915
>boss please take a holiday or something
>No! I must act fast to ensure that anons application to the nukimart is top of the pile to ensure Miss Haku meets him when she stops by after work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659892
so, would local Eros coordinator scold the entire horde of sad looking pinkggies for launching a raid on his turf without coordinating it with him first, amidst the invasion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659967
But of course! Their brutish actions will disrupt months, maybe even years worth of delicate set up and planning

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659915
>once you experience creating the perfect scenarios for others you can never truly have them for yourself
such is the tragedy of the Eros cult

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659996
All the monsters seem to manage just fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659980
Damn that stuck up fool, he's so well versed in the art of rimantism and love, yet he cannot see that the H'orcish Lovelord of the local Eros horde does it only because she has a huge crush on him? (just like most of the cupids in the region, all houris in his departament and even the Eros worshipping apophis intern here on exchange from the desert kingdom).
Also miss Lovelord wouldn't agree smooching is brutal methods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660014
yes we'll they're hardwired for that sort of thing, humans aren't so fortunate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660014
But what about a man he can only do so much, which now thinking about I want that to be a story where a Eros paladin is so caught up in romance scenarios for others he is too dense to see or try to make a romantic scenario for himself even though he is very much loved by many Eros monster girls, which the story would have a happy ending for the paladin eventually that the story would have a lot of drama with it of monster girls trying to make the stubborn paladin see that he is loved.

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Devil bugs at 3 AM drinking all the koolaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660130
Anubises are anal addicts.

[Anonymous No.]

beware the scheduledog

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660079
sounds like a cute story idea, would the Eros orc horde raid be included? would the smooching

[Anonymous No.]

42660122
Kys /d/fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660153
Looks like she needs to schedule more sleep for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660158
Don’t know only thought of it as a concept for now similar to the Eros reeducation camp stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660180
There will be time for sleep once she finishes her master plan to seduce Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660195
I always imagine Eros girls as extra smoochey, clingy and affectionate.
I also love gap moe, so taking wild girls and their wild gimmicks and making them romantic is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660153
>>42660180
sleepy cuddlesex with overworked autismdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660197
But anon is already seduced, he keeps trying to ask her out but she's too busy.
>>42660229
Sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660329
>he keeps trying to ask her out but she's too busy.
>he eventually gives up and goes all.in on work to forget the heartbreak
>as the anubis kicks herself for being such a workaholic that she never made any time for herself let alone him
>and now she cant convince him to make time for her or himself and feels guilty about it
And somewhere far, far away, a cupid feels the urge to scream and punch into a pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660329
>Anon works his way through the palace to her private quarters to make sure he can catch her
>Meanwhile anubis has set up waiting for him at his home to finally enact the plan before work drags her away again
>Two ships passing in the night
>And cupid got a discount at the bar that evening

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like there would be a very unique brand of shitposters on 4mon that write shitty telenovela plots just to give cupids aneurysms

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660474
Just imagine a cupid reading incel threads and trying to fix them, ahah would be fun...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you buy a bunny girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660427
>>42660438
>>42660474
I bet Cupid husband's have to have a special arrangement with their bosses so that their wife can drag them away for emergency cuddles and sex at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>you're 2 minutes late for our date

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660625
But honey, I was abducted by aliens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660499
I'm definitely a fixer-upper for them to work on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660512
It's dangerous to go alone, so probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>42659582
Takoyaki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660512
I don't buy used goods

[Anonymous No.]

BROCCOLI Co., Ltd. will release a PVC finished scale figure of "Cheshire Cat" from Monster Girl Encyclopedia!

A panel announcing the production decision was displayed at the recent figure event, Wonder Festival 2023 Winter.

Since this is a commercial product from a commercial manufacturer, this time it will not be a doujinshi, but an item that can be obtained through commercial distribution such as online shopping. It takes time from the announcement of a figure to its release.

The manufacturer will produce the figure under my supervision, and finally begin to sell pre-orders a few months later, or possibly next year or later.
I will announce further news on production and the start of pre-orders on patreon, so please stay tuned!
Some people have already requested figures of other species, but it is up to the manufacturer, not me, to decide, so whether or not figures of other species will be developed will depend on the requests to BROCCOLI Co., Ltd. and the sales of the Cheshire Cat figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660865
How the fuck did faggotcat of all things get a figurine holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660865
>... and here is anon's room

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660882
The people making it received cat ass to the face every time they opened anything until her demands were met

[Breathfag No.]

>>42660865
I'll wait until there's a sandworm model that's got a detailed design of her inside and outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660865
Bros, the purple cat won...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660195
I'm gonna sneak into an Eros reeducation camp

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660865
I will buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660882
Just 3d print one if it bothers you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660865
>not even a pre-order
>just a teaser for a pre-order
Release date in 2025-26 at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660883
No one will enter my bedroom but I will hide just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661038
I wouldn't even call it a sure thing yet. More like a declaration of intent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660882
Everybody loves cat girls and she's got a pretty simple but easily recognizable design in addition to being one of the most popular girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660865
>her smugness just grew 3 times bigger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661387
>the beret
have mercy, I cannot resist that beret

[Anonymous No.]

>>42657745
Breed and become fruitful

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660906
>Breathfag
Based, official /mgt/ discord server when? Can't wait to meet all the frens there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661463
I want to make children with the undead, inagine how funny would be impregnate a horde of zombies and a healthy baby boy gets born from and undead corpse, it would be hilarious to watch a man raised by an undead horde adapt to society.
Sounds like a great TV show in the monster world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661520
that already exists.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you doing anything with your wife for Valentine's Day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661548
The current mgt discord is full of futafags and NTRfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661580
Yeah. It's perfect for you. Fuck off and take that shitposting faggot with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661565
Yes, procreate and have a nice dinner, then procreate some more after a long bath

[Anonymous No.]

>Partially braindead zombie girlfriend
>She loses and eye
>Can't find it anywhere
>Asks if she can borrow one of mine
>Says her depth perception is off without two and can't properly game without two
You now have the task of explaining to her that you can't just give her your eye.

Keep in mind, in her current undead state, she's quite dumb. She'd make a mino look smart. She's also quite persistent and adamant about this.

[Anonymous No.]

VALENTINE'S DAY IS A SCAM!!!! DON'T LET EROS OR THE NUKIS DECEIVE YOU!!!!! IT'S A RUSE TO-

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661761
This man is delusional. Take him to the love camp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661761
>Anon was captured by a Mindflayer shorty after claiming Valentine's day is a scam
>Sources say they will be marrying soon
Brought to you by Rata news network

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661761
It is because no portal has open...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661777
>Marriage AND therapy in one package
where do i sign up?

[Anonymous No.]

whos them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661761
>He's down, boss.
>Good. Introduce him to the jubjub pit. We'll see how much he wants to gab after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661784
Therapy is fake and gay, they want to drug you with meds. Mindflayers don't apply to this tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661801
I am not gay

[Anonymous No.]

so what are plans for today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661826
Drunk and black out after work.

[Anonymous No.]

It's my wife's birthday today.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661834
thats not good

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out, foxes will use this day to tempt you with the promise of fluffy tails and homecooked meals. Accepting means going all the way back to level 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661890
>Implying I ever left level 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661890
This is why I prefer to hang around the graveyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661836
happy birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661873
This fucking day make me sick and work made everything worse this year. 4 more hours of listening to colleagues speaking about their love ones, kids or what kind of gift/restaurant they have planned for tonight before I'm home. It's driving me mad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661970
>This fucking day make me sick
I use to feel this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661970
Sorry for my misery post. Let's speak about Eros bunyip and what fluff color would be the best for them.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY JUB

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662051
Pink or light purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661836
happy birthday to your wife, brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662085
Based anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662085
Bird (pink, horny, loving)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662085
shloud i do something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662085
Why jub?

[Anonymous No.]

What would an Eros version of your favorite monster be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662169
>>42662177

Because they're the only monster girl to keep up with my libido+ very soft and snuggly and loving. I love my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Jubjubs are nice until you realize that you have to share underwear and pants during mating season because she literally won't let go of your manhood. Diapers may even be in order.
It won't be so bad when you've incubized, and you've got the mana exchange loop going full force. So no poopies and peepees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661670
>kiss her
>hug her tight
>say you'll be her eyes
>lovestruck zombie coos waaaarm~ inthe midst of the hug and completely forgets the issue
It's that simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662427
I'm glad you have a brain, and I don't.

That's why I need a smart monsterfu, or else we're both screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662211
>Eros Elf
hmm...i wonder....

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661771
>'I saw lead arrows on the roof'
>'You didn't see any lead arrows on the roof because they're NOT THERE!'
>'What is the mana reading?'
>'3.6'
>'3.6, not great, not terrible'

[Anonymous No.]

>>42657745
>"Oh good! You're finally awake... Yes Anon, you are now officially under the control and mercy of The Royal Makai. No, you are NOT a hostage. You. Are. Now. Property of. The Royal Makai, like I said!"

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm off to work. Hope I get romantically intercepted on my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662323
dont be gross anon
godamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662553
I am the living man. I do not consent to your system of control. AM I BEING DETAINED?

[Anonymous No.]

was there an mm girl whos birthday was on vday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42660153
>>42660197
>>42660438
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661826
Work and then cope with my seething loneliness by screaming while I chop wood in the cold till it gets dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662589
thats no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662553
>No. I don't want to. Good bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661826
I'm going to lift weights until I forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662600
What else am I gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42657745

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662589
Nice
>>42662553
Kek, no but I will molest your fluffy ears until you surrend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662660
this>>42662657

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662660
>What else am I gonna do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8zOlpPUDCg

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662570
I've carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662323
jubjubs are always in heat idiot. and please me and my wife don't wanna hear your fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662660
Drink alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662691
there will be blood
shed

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRYcOiNdd5E

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662757

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662730
Bro, I'm just telling you what to expect with jubjubs. Those girls are turbo coomerbrains. They probably put even ushi-onis to shame in this regard. They're Wonderland on top of that. Don't be surprised if she never lets go of your babymaker.

Make contingency plans!
That's all I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662766
I deserve this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42657745

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42662835

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661535
What's it like having a zombie mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42661387
i'll tell ms cupid i appreciate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662553
Hopefully her boss is a tall fox hag.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I hate candles

[Anonymous No.]

>>42662873
I'm gonna tell miss cupid I love her!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The first step is acknowledging that mamono are not real and will never be real. They don't exist in this world or any other world or universe.
This is the first step to a healthy relationship with this fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42658836
Dunno about villains but when I'm playing Nioh 2 I always keep myself strapped with that Gozuki soul core
Any BIG Minos lurking in this thread please destroy my Ki

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42663331
No human ears looks even weirder

[Anonymous No.]

damn really tossing the whole rod in there
But why should noy i give my wives massive hammers so we can mess with level 1 anons and then toss them to the old werewolves since we owe them a great deal?

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>>42663365
>the whole rod

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what is the best way to ask your monster teacher, through song in the middle of class, just taking her lips when you go up to her or just telling her?

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>>42663325
They're real somewhere else. You won't push to suicide. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here do one of those waifu things?

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>>42663422
Just ask dumb questions

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>>42663325
You're right. I would hope most anons have a healthy separation between fantasy daydreams and reality.

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>>42663519
Fuck off already samefag.

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>>42663505
What?

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>>42657977
Tired of bright pretty magical weapons? Remember the days of shell casings? The satisfying metallic clink that signified a bullet was away and headed towards its home in the heart of your love starved targets? Remember when guns were huge and loud?

https://youtu.be/3nNJ4v-k_Ng?t=35

There'll be no singles.

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>>42663325
Ok?

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>>42663325
Why arnt orherkin as much of a thing anymore?

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[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you swear you recognize one of your classmates from your father's high school yearbook

[Anonymous No.]

I suppose our Valentine's Day tradition would be to dress up nicely and go out on the town together in a disgusting display of public affection. Particularly in places where you wouldn't expect it.
It started because she lost a bet on a fluke round of Melty, but now it's a competition in its own right, annoying everyone around us while we try to make each other blush as much as possible.
>Go to the local McDonald's
>Pester the cashier while we work out our order
>I graciously announce I will be paying, and she graciously accepts and calls me a big and handsome breadwinner
>I thought I had her beat, arranging the fries into a big heart shape we would take turns feeding each other
>Then she shows up, having swapped out the medium drinks for one extra-large cup with two straws
>Also, she points out how she made a heart out of ketchup on the patty
After a while, it always devolves into a stalemate of
>"I love you"
>"No I love you"
>"No I love you"
And so on, neither of us wanting to concede how we are both dying from embarrassment on the inside. If we both last until management asks us to leave, it's considered a tie.

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>tfw ywn have wurm milk chocolate

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>Anon is a mofu virgin?

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>>42663697
Yes and I will keep it like this.

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>>42663325
I subscribe to multiverse theory. There's a version of me meeting his demon waifu right now. I'm just in the timeline THAT FUCKING SUCKS

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>>42663630
>and that’s that you can tell…. Most of them sure like new students but nothing about middle school…
>seems rather strange

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Sheep girl can’t get up when pushed on their back

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Chuuni cat

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Happy Feast of Eros, all! Today, we celebrate the love that exists between all peoples - a man and his neighbor, brother and sister, parent and child, but most of all, of course, husband and wife! How are you affirming the love between you and your beloved on this blessed day?

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>>42663867
forgot the image!

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>>42663876
Big girl

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>>42663867
sleeping

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>>42663867
Bullying newbs and tossing them to our single daughters, we have like 59 descendants, 21 daughters and 47 cousins. I don’t have the greatest of math skills

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>>42663913
entrapping single men and throwing them in the daughteru snake pit!

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>>42663325
Yup. Folks on 4chins have too much on their plates, with few exceptions, to dive all of the way into fantasy-land. If you’re too wacko/well-placed to be in such a position, then the best prescriptions are:
Meds/STFU, respectively.
It’s a very simple matter, really. Deep I mmersion is fine, if you’ve the psychological inclination, but total KC-NTR crazy helps no one. No matter the situation, never go full retard.

>>42663439
Meds. No one wants you to off yourself. I’ll preemptively state a disinclination towards your death, though y’all probably get told to kys 20 times in the next 30 minutes. So don’t neck yourself, homo. Inb4 4channery.

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>>42663948
Nah, All I do is act like a boss while the wives fight with me, then taking the deaf eater and asking my daughters who wants the fresh meat then toss him into her loving embrace

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>>42663997
oh, ESL-kun. Never change

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>>42663867
>>42663876
love big girls! hug big girls! kiss big girls! cuddle with big girls!

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>>42664023
sorry, autocorrect, was using a tablet while on the john.
But aside from that mess of words. I would to see the city of barbie, the city of living dolls

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>>42663987
>Folks on 4chins have too much on their plates
I don't know if this is a bait or you don't realize how much free time you have when you are cripplingly single.

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>>42663987
Holy shit, you talk like such an insufferable cunt that I didn't even bother to follow what you were talking about, just fuck off and never come back.

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>>42663867
Refer to >>42663641
In the evening, we game online with voicechat set to "All" so everyone can hear us flirting.

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>>42664033
Improve almost every monster's appeal by making her twice your size...

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>>42663867
We're going to get matching collars.

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>>42664053
>>42664057
That’s nice/retarded (pick one). Back to monstergirls now. Said my piece, don’t care.

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>>42657745

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>>42663867
giving each other new wepons made from our manas

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>official Cheshire figure
Oh my

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>>42664172
littol snake

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Sharks go into frenzies in the absence of stimulation.

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>>42664285
BIG! GIRL!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about big hats on noble monsters?

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>>42662211
Pink Jinkos are very romantic!

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finally home and I can post my favorite picture of the batcat lately, just look at the erotic beret and that soft looking pink clothing
happy Valentine's day!

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>>42662211
ms. kraken is already so gentle... pink kraken would be such a kind lady <3

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>>42662211
I've posted one example of Eros Manticore, but another great drawfag tackled that idea, and his vision is very alluring too!

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>>42662211
>eros wurm
i bet even more motherly and smothering

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Manticore who frightens you just because she loves cooing at and comforting scared boys so much!

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>>42664413
that would also be perfect fot a biagmy of bogey and bogie

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>>42664413
i fear no man but that thing it scares me

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i fear no man but that thing it scares me

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>>42662211
>Eros Shoggoth
The exact same, but she introduces herself as your fiancé instead of your maid. She isn't even pink.
Might just be a regular Shoggoth, actually.

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>>42664573
but then she aint eros related, she needs to have pink in her color palate

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>>42664344
>>42664391
>Eros Manticores are all about helping to overcome anon’s fears
>They get off to anon facing his fears and being confident
>Their method is a mixture of exposure therapy, ‘medicine’, and love
>They hold that love and medicine come from the same source, noting the healing nature of love
Girtablilu could presumably be similar.

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>>42664590
If you push the subject, she points at her core, or the pink dinnerware.

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>>42664641
>>42664641
more pink or im getting a hot pink kiki

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>>42664442
>>42664413
Doesn't that sound nice? Being chased and frightened and made emotionally vulnerable by your wife, until you're shaking where you stand and can hardly hold back tears - then, she drops the act, brings you into her arms, cuddles and coddles and coos at you until you're a sobbing mess in her embrace.
She spends the next few hours snuggling with you while you cry, reassuring you, helping you work through it, and getting out all those nasty, yucky feelings that you were holding inside.
It's the best way to make sure anon isn't hiding any bad feelings or trying to bottle them up! She's got to wring them all out, sometimes, for his own good. Besides, the days of pampering anon gets after each of their sessions are more than enough to make him feel nice and safe and comfortable again. Gotta break a man down to build him back up, y'know?

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>>42663987
MGE is real. Portal will happen OR we will join it post death. Go spread your demoralisation propaganda somewhere else.

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>>42664667
No, It doesn't.

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>>42664700
please don't start schizoposting.

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>>42662211
Eros griffon with extra fluff with a beautiful light pink coloration.

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>>42664724
It's not, now fuck off.

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>>42664763
>>42664715
>>42664057
pissants in the thread today, huh? if you're getting pissy, keep it to yourself - and relax a little, c'mon. celebrate! it's valentine's day!

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I love Valentine's day because of all the cute Valentine's themed art that always comes out of it.
Though never celebrated one in me life, however.

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>>42662211
>eros Inari
and nothing changed

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>>42664667
Y’all masochists are a trip. Pretty sure that near any other MGEgirl would be horrified that you would suggest that. So normal 4chan. Humans: we’re sick puppies. To be fair, manticores seem to want a mix of respect, fear, and lust from dudes. Guess that form of fear therapy is a plausible method. Truly weird choice from KC. Such an unlikely fetish. I suspect he was aiming for a bulli girl fetish…and that’s what popped out. Idk. Picrel.
>>42664700
I sincerely hope things get better for you. Better to spend those dubs on MGposts than bitching at me, if you’re correct, ain’t it?

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I think Eros day sucks!

[Anonymous No.]

You suck

[Anonymous No.]

Dare ye enter the bad end bar in hagville on eros day?
The cries of loneliness can be heard from across town.

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>>42664905
I'm going to walk by a monstergirl highschool right as they get off for the day.

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>>42664905
Gonna flirt with the middle aged hellhound bouncer as her eggs aren't stale.

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>>42664839
Everything is alright and nothing needs to go better, thanks.
>Better to spend those dubs on MGposts
True, rata's fluff is the best fluff.

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>>42664880
Yeah it’s great. When’s the last time Memorial Day gave you a blowjob? Never. Proving once again that Eros day is best day.

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>>42664905
I have to enter it for work. Thankfully I can hide behind the bar

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>>42664936
Glad to hear it, man. Cheers, have a squirrel. Do you think her journalistic integrity is stronger than winter AND dick thirst?

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If you had a time machine?

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>>42665012
I would go to before the invasion of Lescaite, just so it can happen again.

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>>42664905
yup, and imma ask for a bed and some warm milk

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>>42665016
I'd stand outside the gates right before it happens and hold a "looking for good home" sign.

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Mating press demons into the concrete. Marry demons. Impregnate demons. Raise demon daughters. Spoil demon granddaughters. Take demon wife out for dinner. Take demon wife on walk in the park. Mating press demon wife in park bushes. Cuddle with demon wife. Massage demon wife. Surprise anal with demon wife. Love demon wife. Mating press demon wife again.

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>>42662870
>Mombie walks you to school everyday and waits by the gate like a puppy waiting for you to get done

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>>42664700
You know I do actually wonder if theoretically a universe like that could exist, assuming multiverse theory is true with an infinite number of universes there would be at least one like that. Not like we'd be able to get to it but still

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>>42665046
>assuming multiverse theory is true
It's not

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>>42664839
Gonna be real dude, if the portals opened it would be a fucking horrifying experience. Fear Is kind of inevitable in this type of setting even if it's unfounded

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>>42665034
nice, lately I myself am into smooching, I want to smooch and be smooched by my wife and her tail constantly
I've even written about the smooching horde of porcs earlier and the local eros coordinator paladin story came out of it

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What if possum girl?

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Mg most likely to have Louisiana accent?

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>>42665012
Assassinate Apple and Facebook key personel well ahead of time to prevent smartphones and social media from being invented. Go to 80s/90s Japan to assassinate all the saboteurs that are going to intentionally engineer the banking system incident detailed in the documentary "Princes of Yen"

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>>42662563
You will be anon

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>>42665077
>possum monstergf and fainting goat monstergf
>jumpscare them and possumgirl turns into a statue while goatgirl tips over

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>>42665082
Was talking about in mg settings...

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>>42665046
Lucky Patches.

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>>42665060
Especially since this is Earth in the real world and we can't have nice things, so the portals will definitely bring real demons with murderous intent.

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>>42665082
>Assassinate Apple and Facebook key personel well ahead of time
the creation of these is the work of govermental services and their human engineering projects, who you deem the enemy are merely frontmen

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>>42665095
Oh yeah I'd be convinced it was a trick, even if I was married for like years after the rape.

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>>42658442
I need an instant loss 4koma with a troll hag going from saying "Are you sure you want an old woman like me?" to having pregnant sex

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>>42657745

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>>42665052
We don't know that, there's so much weird shit in the universe ignoring quantum shit.

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>>42665150
>azur lane
dammit

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>>42665150
Yandere foxes are best foxes

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>>42665012
I’d steal the WS’s book and publish it under my name, because I’m a terrible person. But seriously, I wonder how the hell WS hasn’t gotten raped by now. Yes there’s a Sidhe attached to him, but she smol. What’s smol gonna do against literally every type of mamono in MGE? Is she bribing them on the side with tasteful sculpture or poems? Bit odd, y’know?

Drunkenly compressed picrel. The fairy looks absolutely comfortable being fully in another being’s power. Of two simplistic choices: not caring, or being utterly assured of her safety…KC firmly decided on the second, even when assigning Fairy to “simple”. I respect that. Super-mamono senses are idealized versions of human female mate selection. You’d think the worry-that-i’ll-hurt-someone anons would be into that stretch of scrawl. What else counters (legitimate) fears regarding the obvious flaws of human judgment? S’tailor made imho.
>>42665060
Fair. But nonetheless…you’d like it. That’s the draw of Manticore, apparently. So that would be your thing. Things vary in intensity, but that’s high on the meter. It’s high enough, that I’d strongly suspect you wouldn’t care about how safe it would be — I wouldn’t make a point of it, just noting my observation. Beside that Eros Manticore, y’all will note that KC’s garbled intentions allow for Manticores being obsessed with doing frightening things in a broad sense with anon.

>”Many of them enjoy the look of a man in terror, and how the reaction changes afterward when he is bewildered by pleasure.”

Fundamentally the implication is very loose. An extreme sports hobby would fit better than primal fear sexxxo therapy — depending on a given anon’s preference, and intensity rating. Nothing indicates Manticore would avoid doing XXX shit beside anon. How else is she going to notice the transition that gets her off.

TL;DR: Manticore wants to slurp you off before/during/after bungee jumping. Dew yt faget.

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>>42665142
Trolls are an excellent choice

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>>42665162
Something tells me chinks have a thing for foxes.

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>>42665291
I wanna catch a fairy

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Remember anons don’t make autistic screeches in the dead of the night it could attract a lovestruck mamono towards you thinking it was you doing a mating call.

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>>42665430
Autistic screeching is the best way to tell them you're a desperate and obsessed man who's been waiting for the portals.

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>>42665444
OL demons with glasses a cute! Cute!

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>>42665042
>Mombie
kekw

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105392641
panda paizuri

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>>42665113
Correct, but lacking context.

>>42665082
Nah, man. You’d literally have to off a bunch of random government scientists who just wanted humans to have: better screens, more easily usable screen interfaces for the disabled, better transitional control of lighting, more durable screens for industrial/commercial applications…

Decades of actual gov/sci/ by massive teams — and gov/sci/ gets low pay. These folks picked scientific integrity over good pay.

The commercial sphere merely snatches what is already completed. It is inevitable that some opportunist will compile research into a product — that’s what you’d be aiming at. A continuous line of chumps using the output of well-meaning /sci/gains.

And don’t blame /sci/ either. None of them made smartphones for social media insanity, or juvenile screen rot to happen. Scientists are honestly horrified by people choosing these insane outcomes. I didn’t make an enzymatic shortcut for replacing chemist-ruining-processes so a bargaining war over suppressing it could break out. Interesting fact, IP rights are bullshit unless you’re a Corp or Ol’ Boy.

From the scientist’s perspective, it’s like you built a lovely car for people to use — and they literally only use it to scratch their asses. Nigga why. Humans are disappointingly insane. But at least jaypee has a better crazy than /biz/.

/biz/ness does ruins things, in the most obvious sense. It doesn’t have to, but that’s the trend. I’m not certain I know why, thqh. More likely than not, it’s irl /pol/faggotry. Political power IS the top hierarchy in deciding to utilize resources and produce outcomes. Reasonable to assume that’s the root distorting the short sighted /biz/ of compile-targeting-selling. But that’s a tricky pickle to solve in itself…

TL;DR: It’s really fucking complicated.
>>42665086
That’s a better notion, in absolute honesty.

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>>42665538
Big Titty Kiki.

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MONSTERGIRLS!

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>>42665552
yeah?

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>>42665552
what a concept!

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>>42665561
Choco Cunny.

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>>42665552
hmm... nah, seems a little too fantasy for most people.
how about girl monsters?

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I cant edit pics to save my life or i would of swirth the penis out for a meatball sub

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>>42665576

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>>42665430
Every time my insomnia keeps me awake, I go outside and awooo just to hear the frantic panic of canine monsters trying to find me. If I can't sleep, nobody else will!

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>>42665576
>girl monsters?
I've never seen anyone use this term and not turn out to be a massive faggot or some closet furfag.

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>>42665552
>itty bitty titty committee
I refuse to believe you wouldn’t have her drinking mana tank enhancers. You can admit it. It’s fine anon. Picrel is what you really want.
>>42665576
Yar yar. They’re more fond of being girls than monsters? How shameful! Guess they don’t have to worry about anon’s reaction to monster bits, due to charm mojo.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomets can do all kinds of crazy magic! Here we see big boobs!

[Anonymous No.]

So Selene's thing is fighting right?
Has Beast every said why, she's into that?

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>>42665034
Date JS demons.
Sex with slutty demon brats.
Grab loli demon horns, bite loli demon ears and tails, lick loli demon wings.
Cum in demons third your age.

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>>42665609
No need for closets here, friend

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>>42665538
Kiki's milk chocolates made with extra love are the best.
Meanwhile shoggoth can only serve you chocos that taste purple.

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>>42665620
>heretical text
>free-thinker
Total heresy. Does she produce produce, at least?

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>>42664978
No and no. Never been anyway.

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>>42665620
praise Marune. girls, drink your milk, study magic and embrace oppai.
>>42665638
I'll replace demon with oppai devil. team blue for eternity

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>>42665552
I don't know man. I mean, like, monsters that are also girls? I just... I don't know man.

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>>42665682
Shog can taste like anything. But if you have to have that old world touch with your shoggshake, the answer is obvious. Get raped by a farm centaur hillbilly.

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>this dead on valentines
i think many people waifu posting are lying

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>>42664839
I don't know, it's not really a masochism thing - though ig it really really resembles it, lol. I don't actually *enjoy* being afraid. I hate it, actually.
When I was a kid, I used to go outside in the winter in sub-0 degree weather while the wind was screaming off the lakeshore and the snow fell in sheets from the sky. I'd pick a snowbank and lie in it until my fingers and toes went numb, until I could feel all the warmth uncoil from my body and bleed out into the snow. When I couldn't feel any more heat in my body - when my fingers and ears went numb and stop hurting, when I started feeling like I wanted to go to sleep, I'd drag myself out of the bank and go back inside.
It was always revelatory. Felt like I'd never really known what being warm was like before I curled up in front of the hearth on those days.

Same kinda thing. The only reason I want to feel sad and afraid and miserable and in pain is because I want to be held and comforted, I want my cuts and bruises to be kissed and bandaged, but to be healed you have to be hurt, first- it's a necessary part of the fantasy.
I want my manticore to whisper "I'll always love you" "I'd never really hurt you" "Mama's got you, you're safe" and for me to feel raw and vulnerable and exposed and take those things into myself and really believe them.
The longer I spend writing this out the more I'm thinking it probably isn't common at all, lol. Well, it's a filthy little fantasy, but it's mine. I like it.

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>>42665682
Kiki milk >> gross purple shog goop

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>>42665803
Valentine's Day is silly and you should appreciate your waifu all year.

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>>42665291
>Fair. But nonetheless…you’d like it.
I would yes, I would go to their world in a heartbeat. However I would still be very scared it's a trap or trick. I'm fairly paranoid

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>>42665853
Valentine's Day gives a reason for monsters to try extra hard to homemake some chocolate for (You).
Don't you want that delinquent fox who never cooked previously to hand you a heart shaped box of chocos?

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>>42665853
>>42665900
Valentine's day is when single monsters get even more desperate and aggressive and monstergirls already with a husband get even more lovey and affectionate.

[Anonymous No.]

Next threadske it vday themed

[Anonymous No.]

unsealing the ancient evil fox so she can have someone for valentine's day too!

[Anonymous No.]

Mgs for this feel?

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>>42665853
Why is she green?

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>>42665968
Just be careful, ancient evils are very aggressive and horny right after you unseal them.

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>>42665750
>team blue for eternity
For me, the demon's elegance and the flat chest+big blue lolibutt can't be beat. What a lewd monster species that becomes even lewder as a loli.

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>>42665971
Had too much chocolate.

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>>42665969

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>>42666004
Autist detected. I repeat, autistic individual detected.

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>>42666002
Or is it another plant girl trying to ruse me?

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>>42665969
Alice

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>>42666063
I want a big sis Alice enough of this onii-chan nonsense I want to be the younger “sibling” this time.

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>>42666082
my idea of an older sibling is a lolibaba fox.

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>>42665969
>Nigger's hand
Fuck off

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>>42666131
I miss senko

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>>42665899
Bit curious on what could make you less paranoid in that sort of situation. Anything come to mind?
>>42665719
Fair enough.
>>42665817
Hmm. Not a fan of cold myself, desert lineage. No shame, takes all sorts, don’t it? Your imprinted experience reminds me of the time I had coniine poisoning — it induces flaccid neural paralysis, eventually resulting in a shutdown of the respiratory nerve. Was once a common method of execution in the Ancient World. I’m happy to say that I did better than Socrates, but did have a long period of respiratory depression. Just waited it out, no hospital or doctors.

DMSO is quite a marvelous solution — and quite an efficient topical method of administration. Borosilicate glassware eventually shatters despite being very durable. Two unrelated facts can spell death, or near-death. It’s a function of circumstance, realistically.

I only had animal LD50’s to calculate the intensity of the poisoning, foolishly figured I’d be fine. I was (eventually) proven correct, but still experienced the extremity paralysis and respiratory depression. Could barely move, was aware of my muscles shutting down etc. Occasionally I still worry over possible organ damage, as it wasn’t too long ago. The agent doesn’t interfere with awareness or thinking at all. Subjective time was…quite long. Theravada meditation let me reduce the respiratory depression long enough to survive until the paralysis wore off, can’t say meditation ain’t ever helped me out:)

Anyway. Internet psych is the least useful branch, but I’d guess mild ahedonia if such masochism is needed to ‘crank the wheel’. Were such the case, practicing mindfulness of smaller gradients of sensation/numbness could eventually be beneficial. Who knows really?

Reducing sensation to increase it later isn’t totally abnormal in itself, childhood is a boundary-pushing phase. But your method certainly was, no offense meant. Have you noticed any useful signs of cross-linking: mentally conjuring the end-point has heightened intensity? Might be useful to leverage, if your brain has that quirk.

Bah. Not enough tits in my speculation. Eros Goblins: yea or nay?

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>>42666010
nah, we know exactly what kind of faggot you are, fuck off back to /trash/ and take your off topic blacked shit with you.

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>>42666004
weresheep definitely

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test

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wonder what is greenworm Anon doing with Sola for Valentine's day

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[Anonymous No.]

dog.

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>>42666210
cumming on a random caterpillar he found

[Anonymous No.]

blacked bleached fuck all that I am hounded, which didn’t someone make a list about that of all the ed names for each monster girl.

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>>42665588
Try stable diffusion, or just zoom in and use the magic wand tool, it doesn't have to look pretty to be a decent pic.

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>>42666241
I'd get hounded too, but only if this girl got a nose job.

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for valentines day I wish you all that you get kidnapped to MGE world and forcibly married to your wives

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>>42666147
>not enough tits
aye, i'll drink to that

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>>42666224
Anal sex at 4:00 pm
Baby making sex at 7:00 pm
Otherworldly blowjobs at 10:00 pm
Cuddle sex at 12:00 pm

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>>42666341
>Choco Eros Fox
I submit.

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Too much pink today

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>>42666359
Some sort of eros virus?

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>>42666348
>3 hours of anal sex
a-anon...

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>>42666368
There’s a relax time lmao, but 3 hours of just fucking your monster wife’s ass nonstop would be funny.

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>>42666348
>anal is #1

Do you always eat dessert first, Anon?

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>>42666294
cute bun

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>>42666380
She'd probably get pretty raw after the first hour...

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>>42666369
does the kimono come free with monsterization?

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>>42666387
It’s facts Anubises are anal freaks why do you think the first three letters in their name almost goes into anus.

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Two threads away from being bumped off .
Anything to confess?

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>>42657968
The Dragonia Salamanderish Dragon Girl more or less implies that if you are into the girl, getting hit in a fight by said MG weapons only make you stronger. But it likely only applies to autistic MGs that require a man to beat then in combat to go waifu.

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>>42665552
I'm fond of the Sabbath but only for their undead faction, I even wonder if there are undead Baphos

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>>42666365
ITS SPREADING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>42666418
I like to mess around with potion magic with my monster wife and that’s all I’m going to say.

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>>42666418
I am a switch, want to rape and be raped by a hellhound.

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>>42666418
MAKE THE NEXT THREAD VALENTINES THEMED DAMMIT

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>>42666418
something about this fandom deeply bothers me.

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>>42666418
I really want a prairie dog gf

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>>42666435
Get Minotaurs involved next.

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>>42666418
I confess to shenanigans involving potions with my wives, again and again

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>>42666528
There's something weird about a freshwater monster girl that's a sea pirate.

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>>42666562
sea eel!

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>>42666628
Yeah don’t conger eels go back and forth from freshwater to saltwater that they go into saltwater to breed, which means that eel pirate is probably horny 24/7 so good luck dealing with that.

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>>42666634
good

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>>42666634
I would fuck ilias’s ass if she was in that position, turn her into a broodmother.

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>>42666648
Koaaaa...

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>>42666673
sex with koawawawaaaaa

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Been thinking a lot about anubis breath lately.

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>>42666717
If she confirms this milk chocolate is special the way I suspect it is, I'm trying it right there to show her I love it.

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>>42666464
Given how the board is now, I wouldn't be surprised if this thread is still up after Valentine's Day ends.

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>>42666821
Made for white boys.

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>>42666835
Chocolate on chocolate

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>>42666832
dogs are for white boys.
horses are for rich white boys.

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>>42666147
Honestly? I'd probably have to be high or get more lonely than I am now. I just hate being tricked and lied to a lot, so if I got tricked after getting my hopes up like that I'd go joker mode

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>>42665817
I used to do something similar but it was in the summer I would like trap myself under a really hot blanket for like half an hour or more. I would go out to freeze myself sometimes too but that was usually a self harm thing.

Understandable, aftercare is really nice. God we're both so mentally ill

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>>42665291
If a human could train hard enough to defeat a giant then there's no reason why a fairy couldn't train hard enough to defeat a human.

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>>42666162
>Blacked is when black person exist
Go back to pol

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>>42666341
So do I anon, so do I. God I want a Lilim to drag me through the portals kicking and screaming

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>bad op image
>bad thread
every time

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>>42666872
I like dogs more so I’m thankful I’m mid class.

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>>42666926
Big dogs are the best.

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>>42666901
>Powerful archmage fairy challenges you
What do?

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>>42666915
Eh it's ok, slow but not the worst. There's not too many baiters and shit, that's when a thread can get fucked

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>>42666942
Acknowledge her immense power and submit to her.

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>>42666942
guess I'll die

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>>42666872
and foxes are for little white boys.

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>>42666978
You die you get big titty lich.

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>>42666991
All the more reason to die.

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>>42666991
Delicious undead milk

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>>42667001
Tastes like grape juice even looks like it too.

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The cow is tired of you playing hard to get you won’t escape submit to the cow.

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>>42667089
Okay. Do I touch her?

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>>42667100
Yes touch her all over make her yours.

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>>42667089
she'll have to pin me 3 seconds against a wall or the ground with her chest before I submit.

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>>42667120
30,000 cgs. Although he doesn't bring them up anymore.

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>>42667120
I'd love to be groped by her too.

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>>42667089
>Broken horn
That's so sad. I wanna pamper her

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>>42666418
This steak is fucking delicious. Very nice marbling. I always make a nice steak before getting railroaded in court, jail food sucks.

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>>42667150
If you fuck her enough it will regrow back so get on that she is waiting.

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>>42667150
Fuck off

>>42667156
Fuck off for replying to it

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>>42667167
I just noticed it was breathfag sorry I’m stupid.

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>>42667156
I wanna make sure she knows I love her, imperfections and all.

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>>42667167
What's wrong with him? I think he's pretty harmless.

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>>42667192
breathfag u left ur trip on

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>>42666900
I really really like aftercare. Honestly, all the 'rough' stuff I like is in service of more/better aftercare. I want to have that so badly...

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>>42667204
It's not a trip. Anyone can take this name and post with it.