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Anonymous Thu Jan 28 21:52:50 2010 No.4246390 [Reply] [Original]

You here the doorbell ring and you find a mysterious package in front of your door. You open it to find a Patchu in it.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 21:53:50 2010 No.4246393 Stab her until she stops moving.

>>	The one and only Lady Bernkastel (Epic Troll!!) Witch of Miracles tripfag !fKazami5bE Thu Jan 28 21:53:50 2010 No.4246392 i cant think of anything witty or random to post

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 21:53:50 2010 No.4246402 >>4246392 It's ok, neither can the OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 21:54:50 2010 No.4246403 I'm not ready for this.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu Jan 28 21:54:50 2010 No.4246404 ship it back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 21:56:50 2010 No.4246416 File: 122 KB, 570x530, 1262633376567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slay it. Devour it. Assimilate its power.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 21:57:05 2010 No.4246424 >>4246390

>>	mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU Thu Jan 28 21:57:50 2010 No.4246420 >>4246393 This... yes This...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 21:58:50 2010 No.4246429 Love her tenderly Then rip her limbs for make a nice and long Mukyuu~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 21:59:50 2010 No.4246431 rape at the speed of light

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 21:59:50 2010 No.4246432 Burn the witch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:05:50 2010 No.4246470 Hire her as my Japanese tutor.

>>	mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU Thu Jan 28 22:06:50 2010 No.4246481 File: 302 KB, 1029x1680, Patchy_Executed_by_mugenjohncel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4246429 Or as a punching bag...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:06:50 2010 No.4246482 File: 530 KB, 1000x2285, bell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You open your door and this happens. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:07:50 2010 No.4246490 >>4246482 I put on my armor and falcon mask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:09:50 2010 No.4246504 File: 229 KB, 500x600, 4359960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have her show me her tatas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:11:50 2010 No.4246523 \ ('v') /

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:12:50 2010 No.4246531 "Who left all this garbage on my porch?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:17:50 2010 No.4246576 Is this how Pathouli ended up at the SDM?

>>	☢Okuu☢ !caUtionl3Q Thu Jan 28 22:18:50 2010 No.4246586 File: 29 KB, 156x194, 1264393836449.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4246429

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:19:50 2010 No.4246594 Offer her soup and ask her of her experiences of western literature. so ronery ;_;

Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:26:50 2010 No.4246652
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>>4246390
Sakuya: "Yes is this the sender?...mmhmm well you're shipment was faulty ,she's dead..yes.....what? put her in the library for storage?...she'll wake up if I do?...hmm I guess that could work.."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:27:50 2010 No.4246664 I wonder which one of my roommates installed a doorbell in my dorm room. Then I freak out because it violates my lease and then I wonder how much I'm going to be charged for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:28:50 2010 No.4246669 File: 51 KB, 500x630, 8f427801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Search for bonus Koakuma

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:41:50 2010 No.4246763 See if she's fertile, impregnate her, proceed to live out my fantasy of living a blissful middle-class existence with many children and a beautiful wife. If not, then keep her around for when my wife is on the rag.

Anonymous Thu Jan 28 22:59:50 2010 No.4246883

I would check if she was alive.
In case where she would not awake and appeared to be dead. I would leave the box and patchu alone, go and call police.
Then in case, where she would just appear to be unresponsive but alive. I'd move her in my apartment, place her on couch and call amubulance.
If she would awake, i'd begin to pester her with some questions. Like; "How you got here?"

Hmmm... im not sure though what language she would speak.
If i did not understand her language, or she happened to be mute. I'd still try my best to communicate with her somehow.
If she did talk english. Would she answer my questions? I dunno. In case where she would...
Explained her situation and claim to be patchouli.
I would get back in kitchen to do heroin and ignore patchouli.
In case where she would speak language i wouldn't understand, or be mute. I'd guide her to living room, go to kitchen, do heroin and leave her alone in living room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 23:00:50 2010 No.4246889 File: 116 KB, 1280x720, yuasface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4246883

Anonymous Thu Jan 28 23:07:50 2010 No.4246920

check for heart rate. If dead call cops, if not try to wake her up.If she stays asleep, bring her inside, place her on the coach, give her a blanket and pillow, wait for her to wake up for questioning.
If she awakes ask her name and reason for being here.
If I can not understand her, do the moe thing and make her write/ draw everything until I can help her on her way.
If I understand her, if it isn't too much of a bother I will assist on what she needs.
Then cook her some dinner. Talk a bit. Fall in love. Never tell. Wave goodbye. Post results on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 28 23:09:50 2010 No.4246932 File: 358 KB, 866x650, 1264136287217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Put it on the shelf with the rest of my books. Am I witty yet?

>>	Anonymous of Hong Kong Anonymous Fri Jan 29 06:29:50 2010 No.4248737 1. Immediately apprentice myself to her. 2. Simultaneously resign my library job. 3. ??? 4. Knowledge!! (No "waifu" intention included.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 06:31:50 2010 No.4248743 Crush the box with extreme force.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:08:50 2010 No.4249029 marry her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:09:50 2010 No.4249030 I give her something to read.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:12:50 2010 No.4249034 Take Patchy out of box. Then play with the box. Why are boxes so awesome?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:15:50 2010 No.4249045 Eat Patchy, rape box, steal pizza.

>>	Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj Fri Jan 29 08:22:50 2010 No.4249065 File: 478 KB, 510x680, 1264733555929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her all the books I have and then google the internet to find out what a Patchu eats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:22:50 2010 No.4249067 I hope this patch does bug fixes. I am disappoint from all previous patches.

>>	Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj Fri Jan 29 08:27:50 2010 No.4249078 >>4246416 Asthma is not a power and I should know because I had it, shit was so not cash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:27:50 2010 No.4249080 >You here the doorbell ring and you find a mysterious package in front of your door. >You here the doorbell ring >here the doorbell >here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:29:50 2010 No.4249085 File: 170 KB, 700x933, 20080427233659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pour my thick sperm inside her womb at full force

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:32:50 2010 No.4249099 >>4249085 Why does it look so shity? I wish John K Peta did some touhou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:36:50 2010 No.4249111 >>4249085 Well I'm not a doctor or anything but I'm pretty sure anatomy doesn't work that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:40:50 2010 No.4249119 >>4249111 japan_bad_anatomy_poster.jpg

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