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42313191 No.42313191 [Reply] [Original]

I love Kaguya!

>> No.42313211

>>42313191
Prove it, tell me how you love without resorting to physical traits and lust.

>> No.42313272
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>>42313211
I like that she's a NEET like me.

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42313456

I hate kaguya she's a whore

>> No.42325641

hot actually

>> No.42325659

>>42313272
She an old money NEET not a working class NEET. There's a difference and you are nothing alike.

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>>42325659
She likes video games and thats enough for me

>> No.42327905

You must have really low standards to go for someone like Kaguya. I personally have extremely high standards and I’m only attracted to the top 0.1% of the population in terms of attractiveness, thus Mokou would be a perfect soulmate for me.

>> No.42328542

>>42327905
Shouldn't you be more busy checking your students' homework than advocating for hobos on the internet?

>> No.42329013

>>42327905
Very good point anonymous poster, Mokou is indeed the finest women that can be found in theses lands who combines absolute beauty with being hard working and not being a mentally ill child.
Mokou is indeed the top 0.1% of attractiveness on any metric and would make a perfect soulmate for that individual who earns her love.
>>42328542
Neither me nor the other is Keine-sensei, of course. I have too much to do to spend time bragging about Mokou online obviously!

>> No.42330496
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42330496

Why do so many people draw her with small tits, or flat? Isn't she supposed to be the most attractive, most irresistable woman there is?

>> No.42330542

Kaguya is a creep and a pedo. She made the Impossible Requests for her suitors not just because she didn't want to get married, but also because she hates adult men and is only attracted to little boys.

>> No.42330551

>>42330496
Thats exactly why they do, retard-kun

>> No.42330937

>>42330496
small breasts are cute

>> No.42330961

>>42330496
>most irresistable woman there is?
by classical japanese standards

>> No.42331181

I wish i could become a NEET like kaguya

>> No.42331510

>>42330496
Um, yeah?

>> No.42331871

>>42325659
What makes you think I’m not an old money NEET?

>> No.42331917
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42331917

But Kaguya doesn't love you...

>> No.42331921
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>>42330551
>>42330937
>>42331510
nice argument, however, peer reviewed studies have revealed that larger breasts are more attractive to most people

>> No.42331927

>>42331917
Kaguya loves everyone, she just expressed her love as disdain.

>> No.42331936

I do not find Kaguya attractive.

>> No.42331983

If Kaguya ever tried seducing me I would call her plain and average.

>> No.42331989

>>42331936
>>42331983
She has cute socks.

>> No.42332009

>>42331989
I don't care about her dumb socks.

>> No.42332032

>>42332009
You're dumb.
I hate you, Anonymous.

>> No.42332114

>>42331921
small breasts are pearls before swine then.

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>>42332114
Maybe
Not only small ones desu

>> No.42332230

>>42331936
>>42331983
Kaguya wouldn't care what some lowly anon has to say

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>>42331989
I want to taste them.

>> No.42332387

>>42332230
Sure, she'll act so smug if you tell her that but later on when she's back in Eientei she'll go crying to Eirin about how her charms didn't work on the anon who thought she was average and that her feelings are hurt, and then Eirin will probably try assassinating them as a result.

>> No.42332492
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42332492

i love her so much bros what do i do

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>>42332492
you pretend to love mokou. she will get jealous and steal mokou's bf (You)

>> No.42332570

>>42332269
M-my Hime..

>> No.42332647

>>42332387
Eirin would just shrug, the girl finally started to grow mentally

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>>42332387
That's the dream though. Meeting Kaguya and denying an attempt to manipulate you with her beauty leads her to crying to Eirin about getting rejected for the first time in her life and not being able to handle it. So now Kaguya is determined to woo anon by any means necessary to regain her lost pride over being viewed as less than the best, leading her to trying to act more ladylike and less childish. Eirin would probably only try killing you if you actually befriended Kaguya though, since she's a control freak over guya.

>> No.42332926

>>42332570
you're hime

>> No.42336698

>>42332926
no i am not

>> No.42337806

>>42332926
Goddammit, not this shit again.

>> No.42341366
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42341366

To think that it all started with a stare. Her silky long hair, her elegant mannerisms, her gentle smile... Kaguya has been on your radar ever since that one faithful visit to Eientei. You came down with a particularly bad case of flu, and the doctor at there was rumoured to be particularly talented medic. Despite the Princess being a rare sight for stranger she seemed to took an odd interest in you, and it was only logical that the charms which drove many a noble mad would also claim your heart. You swore that you'll succeed where others have failed and make her yours, no matter what it took.

It was difficult, considering your social status and upbringing. Your elegance and tact was missing, replaced with a hefty dose of autism. Yet in a way it seemed like autism and determination was all you needed. You were determined to win her heart, even if it meant getting into the hospital every week to see her. She seemed to appreciate your company, always happy to chat or simply sit by your bedside while you drifted off to sleep. The presence of someone lesser than her put her at ease, and made her more open to conversation. With time, carefree chatter turned to heartfelt conversations. You found out that life was not always easy for the Sinner of Eternity, someone who has lived for hundreds of years. Eternal life is tedious, lonely, and often cruel. She found you fleeting just as much as she found you entertaining.

Perhaps that's why she was so confused when her start started longing for you. The feeling was almost foreign to her, having lived so long detached from the world, and she didn't know how to deal with it. She didn't understand how some lowly villager could have brung her to such a state. But the more she thought about it, the more real it became. It started to become something more. Every time she heard your soft voice calling her name she had to bite back a smile. It was hard work keeping herself composed when you were looking at her so lovingly.

One day you made the final step and confessed your love to her under the moon, as the night wind blew through the garden you looked up at the beautiful full moon. You whispered softly as tears filled your eyes. Your vision blurred and you couldn't hold back anymore tears. She was smiling down at you, barely holding back tears of her own. "Kaguya..." you choked. "I want you. Please." And with a flick of her wrist, Kaguya had taken you in her arms and buried her face in your neck. As you clung to her waist, you felt sparks shooting down your spine. "Please. Even though the sands of time will never stop rolling forward I want you to stand by my side. For eternity." You both stayed in each other's embrace for a long time. You both knew that this was it. Eventually you too drank the Hourai Elixir, making your everlasting bond official. And so started your life with Kaguya, with her as the princess and you as her prince.

>> No.42341395

>>42341366
Unrealistic, Eirin didn't kill you before your date under the moon and make Kaguya think she got dumped. Nice story though

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>> No.42352205

>>42313191
i love her too

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>> No.42356841

>>42352205
Prove it.

>> No.42357674

>>42332269
Trash artist.

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42363588

Bump for besthime!

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>> No.42377206

neet

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