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42306046 No.42306046 [Reply] [Original]

Breakfast

>> No.42306665

That’s too much Remi to eat as an open-faced sandwich, you need another slice on top.

>> No.42306693

>>42306046
Will I gain the power of a vampire if I eat this?

>> No.42306837

>>42306665
Is the other slice also made of tentacles?

>> No.42308364

>>42306693
Yes, including, but not limited to:
-Dying in the sun
-Turning humans into vampire spawn, weaker vampire that are subservient to you and can become true vampires if you allow them to drink your blood
>Eternal lolihood
>Inability to cross running water
>Being repulsed by the holy symbol of your faith, as well as being unable to enter religious buildings dedicated to said faith
>Being repulsed by garlic
>Melting upon contact with holy water

>> No.42308822

>>42308364
I should be fine enough in a place where Christianity is uncommon.

>> No.42311978

>>42308364
>Being repulsed by the holy symbol of your faith, as well as being unable to enter religious buildings dedicated to said faith
>Melting upon contact with holy water
Just make peace with the lord bro, nobody really is beyond his mercy for throug him, all things are posible, even for vampires
>Inability to cross running water
this sucks, you cant take a shower, but you still can take care of your hygiene in a bathtub

>> No.42312168

>>42311978
Depends on what constitutes crossing. I assume they meant river but does it still count if it is falling onto you?

>> No.42312490

>>42308822
Allah would not look kindly upon you either, best move into a Jewish or pagan neighborhood. Or an atheistic nation i suppose

>> No.42312496

>>42312490
No wonder Remilia moved to Japan. Perfect place for a person who is weak to Abrahamic powers to live.

>> No.42312635

>>42312496
If i remember correctly Remillia isn't weak to symbols of faith, but my favorite take is that it isn't about the symbol itself but the faith of those that wield it. Naturally being in a nation filled with the faithful would be a debuff in general

>> No.42312652

>>42312635
>my favorite take is that it isn't about the symbol itself but the faith of those that wield it.

That checks out to me. It works because the people using it believe that it does. I'd say Japan is still an overall good place to go for someone with that kind of weakness. The people there aren't so religious overall anyways, at least not compared to many other places in the world.

>> No.42312732

>>42312652
Last I saw in nipland the amount of people that are into any YWHW related faith is only a small fraction of the populace with them primarily being atheistic or lightly shintoist
Either way japland is the perfect place for a vampire family filled with weebs and sinoboos, which Remillia and Meling 100% are.

>> No.42314188

>>42312732
which is ironic, if Zun had confirm that remilia Actually is of dracula's Blooline then it would explain her resistance to crosses and her low need for blood, after all, Vlad tepes in touhou could have been THE Christian Shizo Vampire. (the order of the dragon was founded in 1408 by Sigismund of Luxembourg, who was then King of Hungary and Croatia, to halt the Islamic advance and defend the fucking Cross, there is rumors that he even converted to Catholicism so he could Crusade)
God could very well be cutting remilia some slack.
Alas, Zun being a faggot and chicken out is normal.

>> No.42316460

>>42306046
Why are the to tentacles on the bottom left gunning for Remi's cunny?

>>42308364
Who are you quoting?

>> No.42316598

>>42316460
>Why are the to tentacles on the bottom left gunning for Remi's cunny?
if you were a tentacle would you?

>> No.42316628

>>42316598
Even if I was just a tongue, I would always.

>> No.42325904

>>42306046
The fuck is happening here?

>> No.42325927

>>42325904
Someone is eating her to gain her power.

>> No.42325957
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42325957

>>42325904
Dinner!

>> No.42328815
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42328815

Would you drink her?

>> No.42335736

mogu mogu yummy

>> No.42335852
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42335852

Lunch

>> No.42335864

>>42328815
I would inject her into my veins.

>> No.42336615

>>42316460
>Who are you quoting?
Vlad Tepes

>> No.42336622

>>42335864
I've heard intravenous Remilia has mutagenic qualities

>> No.42342224

lunch

>> No.42342810

>>42335852
Remi tries to bite yuuy boob but there's no blood

>> No.42345391

>>42336622
It's worth the risk.

>> No.42345409

>>42306046
cunny on toast!

>> No.42355801

I cannot believe that the Remilia thread is going to die.

>> No.42355893

>>42355801
Don't worry, it's just undead

>> No.42358311

>>42306046

>> No.42361013

>>42328815
Did you actually went to the shop claiming your name is "remilia scarlet"?

>> No.42361073

>>42358311
Nice dubs, I checked them

>> No.42361718

>>42361013
Sometimes the autism is strong

>> No.42361756

I wanna jizz inside remi's buttcunt

>> No.42365095

>>42306046

>> No.42366464

>>42365095
Nice single, I checked it.

>> No.42368840

>>42366464
check my non-repeating decimals as well!

>> No.42376601

>>42368840
Nice singles, I checked them.

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42376820

>>42361013
What a legend.

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