Marrying Youkai

[Anonymous No.]

Human boys just can't resist the charm of youkai! You are now filled with the desire to give young youkai like Yukari a happy married life and several kids!

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>>42284417
Anon gets married to Yukari and part of living as her husband is getting along with Ran and Chen. He uses his please and thank yous and helps out ran with her chores. He gets along with Chen eventually and treats her as his daughter.
This go great at first, you get along with everyone and Yukari is a good wife even if she leaves it all to Ran, Chen, and now you. You didn't expect her to hibernate over winter but you could manage despite the loneliness you felt and carried on eagerly awaiting spring.
Over the winter you naturally got closer to Ran and Chen and they became true family you could trust entirely!
Yukari eventually woke up but seeing you get along so well with her Shikigamis sent the fires of jealousy blazing! Yukari's mind raced and she figured out a solution, naturally she'd just have trap you in a barrier with her for about a year in near total isolation with her being your only visitor till you think about nothing but her!

Naturally Yukari never got pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

No thanks, my wife wouldn't be happy with me if I went off with some Youkai hag

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>>42284476
How did Yukari never get pregnant? I'd be clingy and hugging her almost 24/7 by the third day. Actually second.

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>>42284522
No more eggs

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>>42284536
Don't not say mean things about Yukari-sama like that! She is very fertile and youthful!

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>>42284539
I know Yukari is forcing you to lie on the internet about her Ran-san but you should come up with something more believable.
No way is a 170,000 year old being still fertile

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>>42284555
>No way is a 170,000 year old being still fertile
I'm sure Eietein can help with that

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>>42285019
Yeah eirin could transplant her eggs, right?
Oh wait

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically speaking, no human male could possibly be attracted to this thing, right?

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>>42285174
I'm impossibly attracted to Kokoro's exposed thighs and midriff. I want to kiss them.

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>>42285321
That's a good joke, anon!

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>>42285344
It's no joke! I MEAN IT!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think breeding youkai is a good idea you guys... They're yucky and have all kinds of diseases. Why not settle for normal human women? I heard the Hakurei shrine maiden was single! She's so cool...

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>>42285532
Um, anon, you REALLY might want to dial it back a bit...
Kokoro seems pretty autistic, so she might take you seriously, and if she ever manages to escape...

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>>42285538
Uhuh.

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>>42285574
She's perfect. I refuse to tone it down. I'm going all in. I love Kokoro!

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>>42285832
That looks like something Sanae would do.

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>>42285538
>I don't think breeding youkai is a good idea you guys...
It happened once and went fine. I'll make it happen again.

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>>42284417
No

[Anonymous No.]

let her in

[Anonymous No.]

So there was this strange twin tailed girl I met not too long ago. I thought her skirt was kind of neat, and as someone who likes to encourage bold but not outrageous clothing, I told her I liked her style.
Since then, I haven't felt all that good about life in general. About a week later, she knocked at my door asking if we can spend time together. I don't get a lot of visit, so I thought it could do no harm.
As soon as she entered, she seemed rather weird. It's as if she was getting as through of an idea of my lifestyle as someone out on a mission, and she already seemed to know a lot, as she brought me something: A strawberry shortcake. That's great, and admitedly pretty broad of a food gift, but that's literally my favorite dessert, and i'm not one to share such trivial things as that on social media, I don't even have social media. How did she know? Just a stroke of good luck?
I felt her glance as I ate the strawberry shortcake, and I'm not exactly the sharpest eye in town, I usually just pay attention to my food, but this time around I could clearly see I was being watched. I was a little uncomfortable, but couldn't find the courage to tell her to stop.
All of her likes & dislikes seemed to line up with mine, to an almost uncanny amount. I had purchased games as gifts for family recently, and it somehow lined up with the 2 most recent games she's completed. And it's not like these titles were exactly mainstream or on anyone's radar at the time that conversation happened.
Since then, I've been hearing more and more strange noises around the noise. Sounds that are as if someone is climbing the roof, poking at the window of my roof. Sounds of someone trying to force the door open or knocking at the most indecent of times, like at 3 AM. I guess the fact I haven't bonded with anyone in so long and suddenly getting an acquaintance gave my brain enough of a reason to go into full paranoia, but even trying to reason & lay things down like that hasn't really helped...
I've lost quite a few things too since that time I met with that girl. I can't seem to find my red underwear, or a pen I had in my room, which is a shame because I only have one laying around to do all my paperwork so I had to buy another one, and a few other miscealleanous items. In the confines of my home I never lose anything for more than a couple of days, but I haven't seen the sight of either of these in a week now.

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>>42286541
Sanae refuses condoms entirely.

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>>42287479
What a slut

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>>42285050
I thought more along the line of some kind of meds. But now that you mention it, there really are an awful lot of bunnies in and around eietein and the saying "to breed like bunnies" doesn't exist for no reason. I'm sure they wouldn't miss some of their eggs

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>>42287431
Its probably nothing anon, just take a sleeping pill and get some good sleep, you know I hear tonight will be very pleasant so you should leave your window unlocked and enjoy a nice breeze!

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>>42286541
What makes you say that.

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>>42287534
I don't know, but to me that sounds more like she's a very family oriented girl. Afterall, if she was a slut, wouldn't she use as much protection as possible so the intercourse is of a purely hedonistic nature?

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>>42287372
She looks warm and comfy where she is.

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[Anonymous No.]

goats are cute

[Anonymous No.]

What is it like to be a shota in gensokyo? Do you get harrassed by youkai women every day?

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>>42288405
But they eat a lot and make a ton of noise BAHing.

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>>42288524
yeah but them rectangles

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>>42288428
As a village shota you must never leave the village, never go to a shrine or temple by yourself, walk down the streets at night, trust anyone with colored hair, or play with any children you don't recognize.
Failure to do any of these things WILL result in you getting raped at the very least.

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>>42288529
>>42288405
She's going to just use you and abuse you till she gets her fill and leaves you abandoned on the side of the road

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>>42288610
she is a woman after all

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>>42288610
>>42288614
Reimu making these kinds of posts about youkai won't encourage anyone to date you, you know that right?

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>>42288216
That's how she tricks you. She actually enjoys the pleasure of being cummed inside, but not so much the thought of taking care of a child. She's a masochist, the thrill that she could be forced into having a child everytime she has sex excites her, not because of her motherly instincts, but because of her sick masochistic desire to be used as a living onahole and then tossed away like garbage, being forced to take care of a child she didn't plan for afterwards.

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>>42288650
>she gets visibly disappointed when the dad isn't a deadbeat

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>>42288624
Reimu doesn't need to make those kinds of lies, she has village men lining up everyday to court her at the shrine!
Its true!

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>>42288658
Who are you quoting?

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>>42288662
Aw man, if the whole village is trying to court her, then there's no point in someone like me even trying.
May as well go for some yokai with less competition!

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>>42288650
>she's a masochist
>she doesn't want to take care of a child
>she gets of to the idea of having a child she doesn't want
Wait a second, doesn't that technically mean she does enjoy taking care of a child because she is a masochist?

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>>42288680
Me

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>>42288537
Why do youkai women go for shotas? Cant they just seduce adult men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42288918
it's only incidental due to the limited population they have to catch and release the little ones to maintain a stable ecosystem.
the adults are the ones kept as husbands

[Unipux Hearn !!DdTBWJ8PpRM No.]

Nice manure as always

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>>42288918
I heard a rumor that a grown man entered the territory of a youkai. He disappeared, but someone saw a boy who looked just like the man had when he was young trying to flee the forest, before a pair of arms pulled him back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42288803
You could think of it that way. However, a mother born out of fetishistic desire could never be a great mother.

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>>42288802

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>>42288918
Shota's activate their innate predatory and maternal instincts, hundreds of years of chastity and being baby crazy will do that

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>>42288390
Nice dress. Too bad she'll never get to wear it for real

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>>42288390
POV: you are the small doll of Anon forced to play the part of the husband of this mock marriage

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>>42284417
I want to marry a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42290218
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42290243
unnamed rain fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42290243
yes
If I had to choose one then Star

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>>42290307
I applaud the realism of your answer.

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>>42289030
Is it known who was pulling him back?

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>>42290652
Wouldn't you like to know, shrine maiden

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry this bird, radiation be damned

[Anonymous No.]

>>42292837
Just wear a hazmat suit, you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

I’d wife this old shapeshifting raccoon

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>>42293550
She's so old though, that makes for a massive power imbalance. Marry someone your own age.

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>>42284417
I wanna marry this bunny! She's very pretty and sounds like she would make a great wife! I know she has her issues, but that's okay Im willing to put in the Psychology work! Plus im not liable to being tempted by Tewi so that's a plus.

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>>42301458
She needs more than just Psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42293550
She looks smelly and I bet her hair is very oily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42301479
Yes that comes later. Order is important! Lovey-dovey sex after building trust, dating and flirting! The bonds of romance and lust!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss Hata no Kokoro's cheek and all she gives me back is a blank stare with a hint of a blush while the old lady mask floats around her head! I love my emotionless wife!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42301979
You'd marry a rat, bro?

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>>42301799
Imagine if you could make her smile, not through masks but an actual smile on her face...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42302010
mice are very fertile

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42302048
>mice are very fertile
So are rabbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>42302083
What would you do if you got turned into Nazrin

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>>42302083
Fertile Is one of the reason Im interested in Reisen! Im and only child and have longed for a big family! Lots of cute bunny daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
>young youkai
Is this a joke? They're centuries if not thousands years older than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42302671
If you had sons would you throw them out?

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>>42302713
NTA, but I would eat them until I get a daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>42302713
That's what Dr Eirin is for! Ensuring that only XX Chromosome pairings happen!
I would be cool with a couple Tomboy daughters to teach guy stuff though!

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>>42302748
Cronus, please...

[Anonymous No.]

But i dont want to, i hate youkai! They dont deserve to exist! I have already manufactured a plan to free the villagers from gensokyo, showing them the outside world and revealing that youkai were only a product of our ancestors' imagination! And once people stop believing in them, they will all vanish forever! You cant stop me, you filthy youkai! These damn traitors reimu and marisa, alongside your entire evil race will be erased once and for all! Death to youkai! Glory to humanity!

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>>42301458
>Plus im not liable to being tempted by Tewi
That's what they all say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42303548
Does she have huge boobs? No sale.
Reisen does! Sold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42303571
Cheers to that, fellow chestlet shunner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42303571
She has a tight pussy and is very willing to put out, unlike the extremely prudish Reisen.
Better men than you have tried this, anon, and they all fell victim to the funny bunny cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42303571
tight rabbit throat

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>>42303691
Cunny is irrelevant due to flat. Only Bouncy Bunny Boob matters. I NEED a sexy concusion from high speed breast impact during mating. With Reisen. Its that simple! Or have a helmet ready.
>>42303699
Counter-point; Bunny Pazuri.

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>>42303715
You won't be mating with Reisen at all, is the thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42303834
Wow that paralel universe's Reisen is cute, But mine's cuter! And more open. Power of Psychology!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42303999
Anon, your "Reisen" is a body pillow.

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>>42304014
That's fine. I get that she wants to wait. Im good with that. No fear of commitment Here! Also i've a very dim view on infidelity. Call me a horrible pervert, but Im all about that consenting happy romance and sex.

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>>42284417

[Anonymous No.]

Hug a hou

[Anonymous No.]

>>42304497
My man, commitment bros unite!

[Anonymous No.]

STUPID BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>42315693
What the fuck, delete this right now. Kogasa is for hugging and valuing.

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>>42316159
Shes double dead, Jim...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316584
I DON'T CARE, I'LL JUST DOUBLE FUCK HER THEN

[Anonymous No.]

RRRRRRRRRNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MIMA SEX SEX WITH MIMAAAAAAAAAAA
LOVE MAKING ASS PLAPPING BABY CREATING LOVING LOVEY DOVEY GHOST SEX WITH MIMAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316795
>>42316809
YES

[Anonymous No.]

FILLING MIMA UP WITH ECTOPLASM AND GIVING HER GHOST WOMB SOME VENGEFUL SPIRIT BABIES
GOD I LOVE MIMA SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being Marisa's stepfather

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316795
>>42316809
>>42316821
ANON NOOOO! NOT ON THE BLUE BOARD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316856
we've already had porn posted in this thread, and only slightly less explicit nudity in the last one too
jannies really don't give a fuck anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>42316870
Oh wait, yeah >>42301479 is still up too wtf lol

[Anonymous No.]

Okay who was the jackass that reported it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317608
it was probably the retard spamming blacked porn threads that drew their attention

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>>42284417
Always and forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42317763
I can't believe Shikieiki is into Ugandan men...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
Sorry youkai, I'm going to have a committed and wholesome relationship with Reimu where we have tons of kids and make the Hakurei shrine great again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
The key to a happy life is a youkai wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
Youkai are for extermination, not marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42325235
Yes! Exterminate their lonelyness with loving companionship!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42325792
The cute wolf deserves pups

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
No thanks, my wife wouldn't be happy with me if I went off with some Youkai hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42327598
Who is your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
Marrying Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

forsake humanity
embrace the fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>42334708
Ran is peak wife hu

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42334708
Would ran be fine with marrying a mere weak human like me? I think she is just too good for me and she would be better off with marrying a fellow youkai who is worthy of her and her fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42340807
the heart wants what the heart wants, and her heart wants (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42340844
What about you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42340807
Youkai are self centered beinsg that only care for power or whatever cause they serve as determined by their creation.
Thats why all youkai seek out human mates as they find the dog like loyalty and earnest affection endearing and something they cannot get otherwise.

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>>42340807
Ran wouldn't even be able to consider marrying in the first place, Yukari wouldn't let her since she needs her personal walking computer.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42340967
she can't play doom or accomplish something on a computer if Ran is off with (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42340987
Too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>42341181
More for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42340545
How would one get Mystia to like them? She seems so mischievous and greedy, turning people blind to trick them out of their money, seducing the sparrow seems like it would be too hard!

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>>42341851
for a lot of birds it's singing and/or dancing
should be pretty easy for the average anon

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>>42345078
You're gonna be stuck in the basement with her for the rest of your life now. Get comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42345158
Flan is gonna accidentally break that guy's dick

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>>42345158
What if he busts her out of it?

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>>42345269
Why would anon be able to do something like that when not even she can?

>>42345208
Why do you say that?

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>>42345269
she's in the basement willingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42346782
Maybe he wants to bring her out to show her a better world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42345300
Flan stays in the basement willingly because she has problems controlling her powers, she's actually a sweet girl and hates harming others

[Anonymous No.]

>>42346984
I can't believe ZUN ripped off Frozen

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>>42346984
That's why having sex with her is so dangerous who knows what she might do

[Anonymous No.]

Okina is a very old goddess but she still has a very young, beautiful body herself and wouldn't mind marrying a strapping young man! Did I mention she's also rich and extremely powerful? And she can travel anywhere she wants in the whole world with her backdoors! Just think of the possibilities, anon, she could take you on vacation with her to Hawaii for the summer by just using a door she makes.

Honestly, she's probably the BEST candidate for a cool, supernatural girl to marry right now anon, why don't you consider Okina-sama? She's hip and cool too herself. She would also be 100% willing to assist in an endeavor to create many kids with her ripe ovaries if you were looking to make your own bloodline anon. Really, Okina is such a great option, why don't you go marry her right now?

Do it. Go marry Okina right now anon, just go get down on your knees and profess, she'll accept right away. Why haven't you done it yet? Go do it, NOW.

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>>42352268
>just go get down on your knees
Oh, that's why she hasn't proposed already?

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>>42350708
I know right? ZUN is a HACK

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>>42352268
Cleaver ruse Okina, however we all know the baggage that comes with you! Your two backup dancers are super obnoxious and always invade your boyfriends personal space!
They stare daggers at him all the time when he gets too close and "prank" him with mean things like putting deadly spiders in his shoes!
Also Mai told me you haven't menstruated in over 400 years!

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>>42352268
But will she let me suck her toes?

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>>42352268
Okina is so repulsive that even her evil hag mind control cannot make guys like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42352453
Nothing like the ever beautiful and fertile Yukari!
she is the most marriageable Youkai of them all
Give her your children

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>>42352499
>fertile
>Yukari
Her eggs are all dried up, dusty old bones full of green dust. The only fertile thing in her house is her shikigami. I mean just look at Ran, what a picture perfect example of fertility. Between the two it's like comparing sand to volcanic ash.

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>>42340987
The only issue of marrying a vampire is that any offspring will grow up to be angsty/edgy dhampyrs who wield really long swords and brood all the time.

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>>42352268
I'll do it, I'll be the one. I'll marry Okina.

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>>42353466
I don't know, that sounds kind of badass.

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>>42353479
Girls can't marry hags, Satono.

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>>42353466
>>42353495
Your daughters will date and marry crusaders/vampire hunters

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>>42353530
I'm not a girl or Satono. I, anon the man, will marry the secret goddess and have lots of sex with her beautiful body.

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>>42353597
The "pretend to be anon" approach never works for Alice and it's not going to work for you either, Okina.

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>>42353627
I'm being 100% serious, I'm not fabricating. This isn't a falseflag. I, anon, am genuinely going to marry Okina so nobody else has to. Truly.

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>>42353578
I can appreciate the drama that would unfold as a result of that union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42353466
>>42353495
Yeah dhampirs are badass, I watched Vampire Hunter D after chugging sambuca and espresso and I felt amazing so maybe I'm biased

[Anonymous No.]

i cant wait to marry a nice 17 year old youkai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42353644
We all appreciate your noble sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons... i really like nitori, she is so beautiful and smart! But im not sure if she also likes me... should i go confess my feelings for her?

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>>42354431
Yes. Do it even if you're afraid, anon, if you don't do it you'll regret it! Even if she makes fun of you, it's only one moment of shame. Unless Aya catches you on camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42354446
I went ahead and she rejected me.... i was lied to.... getting a youkai wife is impossible for a human like me! I should just give up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42354545
You should've done the age old pick up technique and open your wallet only to 'accidentally' drop your massive condom for your magnum dong while loudly announcing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42354545
At least you tried, anon! I'm proud of you. Don't worry, some Youkai really want to be married to a human, but sometimes it just don't work out...

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>>42354355
You're going to be so happy with gappy

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>>42354596
I dont know, anon. Maybe the youkai just dont like me.... i guess not every human male in gensokyo gets a cute youkai wife...

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>>42355100
You could try asking a psychic advisor...

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>>42304497
Based and virtue pilled. Lust is part of love, after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42355839
What advice would this mysterious lady give to a human like me?

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>>42302713
No. You trade your son to Yukari for rights to keep Ran as a concubine. Didn't you read the guide?

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>>42356747
That seems like a very weird family dynamic. How would your son feel about that strange old auntie who his mom works for constantly coming to visit him, give him lessons, touch him in inappropriate places, sleep in bed with him, and then later being told that he's in an arranged marriage with this old auntie (older than his mom)?

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>>42355983
You've been... judged.

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>>42284417
Miss me with that saya no uta shit. I bet Yukari's true form is a hunchback hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42357378
Who cares?

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[Anonymous No.]

i cant wait to meet my youkaiwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42364062

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>>42364062
Whom

[Anonymous No.]

You VILL NOT go to gensokyo.
You VILL NOT marry ze youkai.
You VILL NOT impregnate ze youkai.
You VILL NOT repopulate gensokyo and ze outside world with half-youkai children.
You VILL fuck human women.
You VILL keep working and paying taxes in ze outside world.
You VILL eat ze bugs.
You VILL live in ze pod.
And you VILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42363254
Imagine your short Suika wife picking you up effortlessly and treating you like a little twerp before amazon pressing you. That would be so embarrassing haha.

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>>42364493
No moshe... please... no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42364493
>You VILL eat ze bugs
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>42364602
Getting manhandled by a drunk midget having her force herself upon you!

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure why everyone in this thread is acting like fertility is a massive selling point.
An infertile old hag like Yukarin means you can bang nonstop with virtually no chance of either of you having to slow down or set aside your lives for a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>42364706
retard-kun please, most of us WANT children

[Anonymous No.]

>>42364767
YOU are gonna have to take care of it though. Think you can handle that? Do you WANT to handle that at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42364706
>An infertile old hag like Yukarin
damn, they get infertile young in youkailand huh....

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>>42364782
Yes...? what kind of question is that, most of us want family with our youkai wives. Personally i've had to raise my little brother and sister from them being newborns and as long as their mother breastfeeds them I can take care of most everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>42364826
It seems I am woefully unprepared for an undertaking like this, being an only child.

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>>42364848
Its honestly easy enough, its just time consuming and at times very stressful depending on how hard you want coddle them. But if you raise them right then by the time they're aware of their surroundings at around 5 and 6 they'll be much easier to handle.
My parents dropped the ball hard on them while I was gone and continue to do so, now my little bro and sis are terrible people and beyond loving them as family I hate them as people. Thankfully I know enough that the entire experience doesn't have to be like that so I still want some kids of my own

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
>Human boys just can't resist the charm of youkai!
Yeah, because they are rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42364925
Good on you for wanting to give it an honest go. It's a shame I don't have any siblings because I think I could have been a cool uncle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42341851
I mean, she's a serial killer trickster but she also has a massive ego. If you can convince her not to eat you, a bit of ego stroking would get you far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42357725
Yukari's true form probably looks like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42365010
Its a shame my little siblings are such pieces of shit, i'd love to spoil them and be the cool older brother. But they're such terrible people and the same strict parents that grew up are so soft on them that at times it feels i'm the only discipline they get.
Its honestly surreal knowing that we have the same parents
Well thats enough of me venting, thanks for listening. Enjoy this satorin

[Anonymous No.]

>>42357725
Now this is the true question. Would you still love your youkai wife in her true form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42364826
The gun barrel is right above Chen's ears! She will suffer irreversible hearing damage if Ran opens fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42365171
Their true form is whatever they decide it is, so sure
They will stay the cute girl if they enjoy being the cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42365171
tater's spirit photography suggests nue's true form is nue. there's not much reason to think they aren't cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Shinmyoumaru is upset that anon let her thread die! How will he ever be able to make it up to her for this?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42366768

[Anonymous No.]

Are you willing to fist fight a motherfucker for your youkai wife in that other thread up that is about just the topic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42375202
probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>42375202
No, I'd just shoot the bastard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get the hakurei brute to look the other way? What if you get exiled from the human village for being a yookie fucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42385529
A donation (bribe) to her shrine is usually the easiest way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42385529
Pay her off ahead of time and as long as you don't make a scene she'll look the other way

[Anonymous No.]

As a shota i feel offended. If were going to make Yokai society better, we need to stop objectifying males as sex objects! (im joking)

[Anonymous No.]

So which youkai would be interested in having as many children as possible? Satori comes to mind since as far as we know there aren't that many others of her kind, are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42389172
I have a feeling Satori would want to keep her numbers low as too much competition would be a bad thing, same as other more powerful youkai.
That said if her loving husband would want it with all his heart i'm sure satori wouldn't mind having a few

[Anonymous No.]

Could you have a youkai maid or are they too prideful to even think about the idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391000
maybe those zashiki warashi are good for something

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391000
Checked
Lower power youkai would
Fairies 100%
goblins would
good luck getting a powerful youkai to do so however

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391000
now that i think about it i wonder why remilia hasn't decided to hire youkai maids rather than fairy maids or a human maid like sakuya

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry to tell you guys this, but the yokai girls are only going to marry each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391153
none of the 2hus are gay
besides witches aren't even youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391345
>none of the 2hus are gay
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391345
>none of the 2hus are gay
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391607
>>42391639
Cry about it, not a single 2hu is homosexual in the slightest and they are only really good friends with platonic bonds
You have literally no proof of your claims

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391153
Who the hell am i supposed to marry then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391697
your 2wife of course, who else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391697
That is not my problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391653

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391886
>mum
Yeah, well at least i'm not british

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391905
Neither am I. Your point being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391924
nice try brit, you can't hide your disgusting teeth and lack of education from me. your filename gave you away already

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391653
Re-read Reimu's dialogue for SoEW stage 2 and tell me she's not a raging lesbian.
>weh it's PC-98 and thus invalid
prove that this detail did not carry over

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>>42391938
>prove that this detail did not carry over
prove that it did instead, burden of proof is on you.
And yes, 98 is NOT canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391932
If you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391952
you may be finnish but your soul is british, and thats even worse
fucking britboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391938
But reimu thought that meira was a guy. She wasnt even paying attention to what meira said. And regardless, that is just a common gag from 90s japanese games. I recall puypuyo doing something like that too. Its just a joke interaction from a largely forgotten era.

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>>42391966
I only spell it mum because my English textbook in primary school had it spelled mum.
Mad because your spellings aren't recognized as the standard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392050
imagine being proud and bragging that the norman invasion didn't end on that miserable foggy little island

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392077
Wait, are you now implying I'm English, French, or what? Because I thought we'd already established I'm not even from Western Europe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392091
so this is the state of finnish education?
sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392194
About what, precisely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392232
here, my second smuggest Doremy just for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392574
Post the smuggest. I'm begging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392699
you could not handle the smuggest Doremy, I do not post it for your own health and sanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392704
My health and sanity are in peak condition. Please ruin me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392704
Is it this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392725
I'm gonna be disappointed if it's that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392724
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY MIND WAS NOT READY ANON WHY DID YOU POST THAT????!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392736
Yep sounds cool

[Anonymous No.]

JUST SMUG ME ALREADY
END MY FUCKING MISERY

[Anonymous No.]

>>42392826

[Anonymous No.]

>>42391131
They tend to be a little hard to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
idk youkai tend to be assholes in the official works. unironically why would i want to marry one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42395360
are the humans nice people then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42395360
they're still nicer than the assholes out here

[Unipux No.]

Sexing my wife who's already knocked up with my kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>42395376
>>42395387
well the only humans i know of in touhou are reimu, marisa, sanae, sakuya, kosuzu, and akyuu. reimu and sakuya are hard maybes but everyone else seems quite personable and friendly (was sanae a human or some half-goddess thing? does she count?). i at least dont have to deal with constant condescension from them. in comparison yukari, eirin, aya, okina, doremy, remilia, tenshi, tewi, seiga, jo'on, shion, etc. are perpetually smug assholes. you think the asshole problem out here is bad? it would be 10,000 times worse in gensokyo. why the hell would i want to marry them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42395360
Youkai pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42395360
they don't age and have a shitton more skills than mortal females since they've had to provide for themselves for literal centuries

[Anonymous No.]

>>42395479
they cant win against the cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>42395479
>was sanae a human or some half-goddess thing? does she count?
She's human psychologically, being a living god doesn't influence her, so I'd say yes.
Also you possibly, if hourai immortals count as humans, forgot Mokou, and by even bigger stretch Kaguya. Sumireko is still an outside world girl, so that's all.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42401160
Kagy thinks your children would be cutest if they looked like her, and is coming to collect

[Anonymous No.]

>>42396113
this is the true answer. anons will simp for anyone so long as they're pretty enough. hell, anons will simp for any woman in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>42287608
that doujin is so great
YOU'LL GET FUCKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>42365038
Isn't it more like Yog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42401160
Would your wife be able to protect you if another youkai decides they want a piece of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42394354
I'm sorry to ask, but which one is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42405469
nvm i found it
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/649610?q=pool%3A1599

[Anonymous No.]

>>42405403
if they're mortal, definitely not
they'll just have to endure the youkai showing off the half-youkai child that looks like (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42406488
>his wife isn't a youkai slayer
yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42406516
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42406773
It is I
The quoted

[Anonymous No.]

>>42346984
I mean, we do know that she's canonicall a NEET (as confirmed in the Satori manga), but does she actually not enjoy harming others? She goes a bit crazy with "destruction!" in 17.5

[Anonymous No.]

>>42407000
Everyone needs to cut loose every now and then feel large and in charge. Doesn't mean the rest of the time she kicks puppies for laughs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42396144
Counterpoint: most youkai are smelly bums who are homeless and have no skills as they just eat food raw or swindle food from humans.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284536
cant i just get some at the store or from one of the tengu girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42410395
sounds like the wolves of ancient times, and we domesticated those just fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>42414869
asking a tengu girl for eggs is asking for trouble, they might just fall for you and keep you locked away on the mountain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42355983
Its why im terribly fond of this cute bunny! It would be a lot of work, but it would be well worth it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42416420
you mean this coward that ran from the moon at the first sign of trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42416444
Did you see that space-golf cart? Shit's scary. She's smart to have run.
Also, Timidity is charming. As a guy who's life is full of domineering women, its refreshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42416444
Rabbits aren't made for war

[Anonymous No.]

just misread 線 as 緑 .. it's over

[Anonymous No.]

I marry this bunny.

[Anonymous No.]

After what must've felt like an eternity, Letty finally has someone who doesn't mind her bulky hitbox!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

single female yokai in YOUR area !!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42431755
the satorin is you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42431755
Go away and take your yuri trash with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42432100
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

Securing peace between humans and youkai by uniting humans and youkai

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42432100
WHERE?!!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
Don’t be a race traitor, Anon. Marry a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445245
why would anyone marry a dirty stinky unfaithful human girl like that stupid hakurei shrine idiot instead of a cute wholesome and fecund youkai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445849
While human females usually abhor loyalty, wolves are all about loyalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>42451076
>>42445849
Speak ill all you wish but my lovely wife Reimu is entirely faithful and loves me dearly

[Altar !!qhfnfes0mrz No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42284417
want to give her all my children (potential)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42451408
The thread is about weddings, not funerals, you buffoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42451196
hakurei shine girl pleases old men for money